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July 11, 2024 3 mins

Take care of your friends baby or dog?  Painful truth or comforting lie?  Dirty kitchen or bathroom?  Massive success by accident or modest success on purpose?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right time now for would you rather? Would you
rather take care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Give me that dog? Give me that dog, man, Yeah,
I got that dog. I ain't got that I ain't
got to rock that dog. I ain't got to birth
that dog.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog because I'm studying your damn dog.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm gonna let his ass go. Baby, I beat him,
forgot your baby. You be looking for your both the dog.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
At least I can feed the dog and then dog.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Go do what you got to do.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, but will you will you at least will you
at least feed the dog?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Will you at least do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
don't abuse animals, you know at all. I'm gonna get
to feed that baby. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I am okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Dog, and you fall in the swimming pool, you need
to get dog pedal.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
You're gonna tell they don't know they can pedal till
they get in there. They don't know they can they
get in it.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth or would you rather a comforting lie?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
God, yeah, I'm gonna take that lie be I'm always
for the comforting lie matter.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Fact, when you need it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You don't want to know the truth?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Lie to mean man? Yeah, a good comforting lie. I
appreciate the effort. What do you want to know?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
All three comedians on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We cool with lie.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
We cool with I've much rather know the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Wow, the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
If you can really lie to me and make me
feel good about it, I won't they lie.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh, I'm gonna figure something. Ow, don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lie, lets
me know you tried.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
long as pomp can.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hear it and get it over with, all right, all right?
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh? God, I want one of you girls. No, I'll
take it through dirty kitchen. Yeah, a dirty bathroom.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Because the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in.
But that bathroom, your ass is nasty.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You is nasty and.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So funny about bathroom? Yes, I'm yeah, yeah, with the chen?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Would you rather have massive success by accident, dent or
modest success on purpose.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
A massive accidental success, massive, massive, lucky, we want to
I want abundance.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Coming up, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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