Big Dog's Breakup Handbook

If you need help with that up there then this is your time to learn.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We consulting an expert because we wanted to know the
real deal.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, Steve is here with his breakup handbook.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, these are things that you need to have
in mind after the breakup.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Most of this is for.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Fellas, because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's ugly out there. Now.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to
act when you break up? All right, now, he's rule
number one. You are allowed only one drunk.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Die. You know how you call them up when you drunk?
You only get to one. And it sounds like something
like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?
Don't play with me? You know who me? I don't

(01:13):
play with my emotions?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
How is me?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You? You you know who me is?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
How many of you?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
One? Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the
next rule. You are not allowed to roll up.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
On your ex just cause you see the car parked
outside the club, the restaurant or church.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Don't go on down. You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Ship we broke up here, I can't go in there
if I see the car.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You can know you can't roll up on them.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I gotta say you with church later on, but just
stay that stay out right.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You can't roll up on them. Oh that she is,
I'm gonna go and now, oh then he is, I'm
going in there. You can't do that. Call legend all right.
Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
parties for at least four months.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Anybody else over there, you get to go to the
spot at least four months. Keep it. Here's another one. Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You can listen to it, you can cry to it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're playing over and over, but you can't send me.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing you.
Now listen to this.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
All y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time,
and one time. Anything that's left behind will be thrown
away by both parties.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Keep coming over here looking for self see my redshirt.
You can't keep coming over here.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I got coming to you in the closet looking for
your tank top.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
It real hit the big one right here.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Mama, and you can't be frigged with mama. Come home.
Good one. He was trying to pick up some greens
and you and it talking.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Rolling your eyes when I walk in the door. Here's
the next one. Okay, all parties. She find a new
church home. Yes, but yeah yeah, yet whip together.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I love Coster Wicks.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
All your friends should be divided up equally except the.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Ones you hate. You can have him another one. No
posting a new pictures.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah yeah, you know, like her naked on him dressed
up like the damn Easter, but the private.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
What about I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm gonna finish this one, all about old naked pictures?
All right, Well, nephew, tell me has the prank fall
coming up and we'll finish out seams break up rules
right after this.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
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