July 15, 2024 • 8 mins
It's goin' down in Atlanta. The parking lot to be exact and a couple got caught. A man from North Carolina has some concerns for his life because he is messing with his friend's daughter. You know Steve's policy about honesty!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for ask the CLO.
The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building.
Are you ready, sir, Let's go oh yeah, oh yeah.
This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my
husband and I decided to spice up our sex life
after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,
we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea
(00:24):
to have sex in the backseat of our car in
the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part
was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled
on the knocked on the window and it was a
parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Do that here.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The security guard is my son's friend. What if you
recognize me and tells our son, how do we explain this? WHOA?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, yeah, I mean it was your husband. Your problem
would be if that wasn't your husband, you could always
say boy, you know good? Hell, well, we wasn't doing
nothing in that damn parking lot. I had dropped a
French fry down in the crack of that seat and
was trying to get down there there and get that thing.
(01:16):
That's all that was damn French fry, and I still well,
I found I found French fry from last summer in there.
Just say that. You know, he ain't got to worry
about you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But she was naked though, Okay, Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It was almost well.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I got hot, you know, I was trying to find
it French fry. He got hot as hell in there
because it took me so long to find the damn
French fry.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So I just took what was daddy doing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Looking? You know how your daddy is.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
All right? Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina. I'm not
using my real name because I would in a world
of trouble if my friend finds out I'm messing with
his oldest daughter. For the record, she's thirty six and fine.
I'm only forty two and my friend is much older
than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.
I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex
(02:17):
is the best because we've known each other for so long.
She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I
need more time. How do I tell my friend this.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're gonna get your ass with this boy. Yeah, this
ain't none but just ass whipping on the horizon. That's
all that's right in.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The future, you know, but they're in love.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
See see she wants to be honest. Well you know, now, okay,
let's let's do a little bit of math. She thirty six.
Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him
he was father twentyth dad, let's say eighteen. Let's say
he's fifty four. You forty two to girl thirty six.
(03:00):
He ain't gonna handle it, right, man, He just.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Because he doesn't want his friend and the friendship.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, you know, being uh, being honest.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You now, I'll come.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He keep telling y'all, where is this honesty is the
best policy? Where they keep coming from?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
How many times have I told y'all about that? Why
I keep proving this to y'all over and open and
open honesty is not the best policy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I am a proponent of this. Don't don't do this.
So the CAD is with you to your grade. Yes, huh,
what if it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's all turned into.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
What a real relationship.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
That they weren't saying it. He said, just a that's sex.
That's all he's said.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is he said he has a real attraction to her,
and she wants to tell him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
A real attraction.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Do you know how many real attractions listen to this? Y'all?
And all of y'all know this is true. Do you
know how many real attractions you got to keep to
your damn self?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in. Okay, okay, yeah,
Why are you looking like you're disappointed in the team?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't even I don't know what is this a
damn discussion for? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
All right, your attractions come in the room, you got
to leave, you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Big Ready in Birmingham, we've moved on. Steve says, I've
been driving trucks for ten years and I'm ready for
a career change. I am trying to lose weight and
stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason I want a
lifestyle change is because I met a special lady recently
and I want to see her more. She says. She
gets lonely when I'm away, so it causes her to
(05:25):
date other men. She said, if I'm home, she will
be all about me. My kids said, I'm falling for
a garden tool, and they told me to get advice.
From Uncle Steve to Colo before she breaks my heart?
Is she worth my time or not? Clo?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, sure did he give an age?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, okay, you've been driving trucks. Your name is Big Daddy.
You trying to lose weight, Yeah, you're trying to lose
weight because you got this girl you like and stop
smoking because you got this girl just like and you
and when you wereway, she says she misses you and
it causes her to date other men. And if you
(06:11):
was around all the time, she could be about you.
You want to get in a relationship with a person
like this, because see this, if you were here, I
could be all about you, could be you for right now?
You driving off too many times? It could work his
way into just hell, where you went to the store.
(06:32):
I was sitting here.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So I wanted to date.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She took your ass down to that store and it
took forty minutes. Hell, I was just sitting on the
porch talking.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So I entertained a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I would lose
weight and quit smoking so I could be health to
meet the chicken. My dreams. She may not be it, dog,
she may not be it all.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Right, Celo, good advice. Advice is always.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These are things you want to say to your mate
that you really can't, but you really can't. Every man
in a relationship at one point has wanted to say
these things.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Watch yourself, Watch yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If you got a hang nail on your foot, gonna
rub that up against man. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Do Come on, man, how you don't know that scratching everything?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I know it's sexy to throw your legs across mind,
but let me just tell you something. That stuff When
we first met, when we first like hooked up, that
leg was a lot lighter. You know what I mean?
Right there, right there, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm getting in trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's I'm just saying. It's not gonna stay that long.
That's all. I love you, But that leg is a
little bit everything.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, Fiber, you know what I'm time about.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Right that left not as light as the one when
we look on enough my me, I'm like about to
lose at I'm already diabetic. I need you need their day.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show
All right, guys, it is time for ask the CLO.
The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building.
Are you ready, sir, Let's go oh yeah, oh yeah.
This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my
husband and I decided to spice up our sex life
after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,
we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea
(00:24):
to have sex in the backseat of our car in
the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part
was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled
on the knocked on the window and it was a
parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Do that here.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The security guard is my son's friend. What if you
recognize me and tells our son, how do we explain this? WHOA?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, yeah, I mean it was your husband. Your problem
would be if that wasn't your husband, you could always
say boy, you know good? Hell, well, we wasn't doing
nothing in that damn parking lot. I had dropped a
French fry down in the crack of that seat and
was trying to get down there there and get that thing.
(01:16):
That's all that was damn French fry, and I still well,
I found I found French fry from last summer in there.
Just say that. You know, he ain't got to worry
about you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But she was naked though, Okay, Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It was almost well.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I got hot, you know, I was trying to find
it French fry. He got hot as hell in there
because it took me so long to find the damn
French fry.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So I just took what was daddy doing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Looking? You know how your daddy is.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
All right? Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina. I'm not
using my real name because I would in a world
of trouble if my friend finds out I'm messing with
his oldest daughter. For the record, she's thirty six and fine.
I'm only forty two and my friend is much older
than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.
I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex
(02:17):
is the best because we've known each other for so long.
She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I
need more time. How do I tell my friend this.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're gonna get your ass with this boy. Yeah, this
ain't none but just ass whipping on the horizon. That's
all that's right in.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The future, you know, but they're in love.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
See see she wants to be honest. Well you know, now, okay,
let's let's do a little bit of math. She thirty six.
Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him
he was father twentyth dad, let's say eighteen. Let's say
he's fifty four. You forty two to girl thirty six.
(03:00):
He ain't gonna handle it, right, man, He just.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Because he doesn't want his friend and the friendship.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, you know, being uh, being honest.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You now, I'll come.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He keep telling y'all, where is this honesty is the
best policy? Where they keep coming from?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
How many times have I told y'all about that? Why
I keep proving this to y'all over and open and
open honesty is not the best policy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I am a proponent of this. Don't don't do this.
So the CAD is with you to your grade. Yes, huh,
what if it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's all turned into.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
What a real relationship.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
That they weren't saying it. He said, just a that's sex.
That's all he's said.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is he said he has a real attraction to her,
and she wants to tell him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
A real attraction.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Do you know how many real attractions listen to this? Y'all?
And all of y'all know this is true. Do you
know how many real attractions you got to keep to
your damn self?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in. Okay, okay, yeah,
Why are you looking like you're disappointed in the team?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't even I don't know what is this a
damn discussion for? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
All right, your attractions come in the room, you got
to leave, you.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Big Ready in Birmingham, we've moved on. Steve says, I've
been driving trucks for ten years and I'm ready for
a career change. I am trying to lose weight and
stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason I want a
lifestyle change is because I met a special lady recently
and I want to see her more. She says. She
gets lonely when I'm away, so it causes her to
(05:25):
date other men. She said, if I'm home, she will
be all about me. My kids said, I'm falling for
a garden tool, and they told me to get advice.
From Uncle Steve to Colo before she breaks my heart?
Is she worth my time or not? Clo?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, sure did he give an age?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, okay, you've been driving trucks. Your name is Big Daddy.
You trying to lose weight, Yeah, you're trying to lose
weight because you got this girl you like and stop
smoking because you got this girl just like and you
and when you wereway, she says she misses you and
it causes her to date other men. And if you
(06:11):
was around all the time, she could be about you.
You want to get in a relationship with a person
like this, because see this, if you were here, I
could be all about you, could be you for right now?
You driving off too many times? It could work his
way into just hell, where you went to the store.
(06:32):
I was sitting here.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So I wanted to date.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She took your ass down to that store and it
took forty minutes. Hell, I was just sitting on the
porch talking.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So I entertained a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I would lose
weight and quit smoking so I could be health to
meet the chicken. My dreams. She may not be it, dog,
she may not be it all.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Right, Celo, good advice. Advice is always.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These are things you want to say to your mate
that you really can't, but you really can't. Every man
in a relationship at one point has wanted to say
these things.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Watch yourself, Watch yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If you got a hang nail on your foot, gonna
rub that up against man. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Do Come on, man, how you don't know that scratching everything?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I know it's sexy to throw your legs across mind,
but let me just tell you something. That stuff When
we first met, when we first like hooked up, that
leg was a lot lighter. You know what I mean?
Right there, right there, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm getting in trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's I'm just saying. It's not gonna stay that long.
That's all. I love you, But that leg is a
little bit everything.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, Fiber, you know what I'm time about.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Right that left not as light as the one when
we look on enough my me, I'm like about to
lose at I'm already diabetic. I need you need their day.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
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