Comedy Roulette

Incoherent things people say when they swear they weren't asleep.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
J please, It's very simple. We do it every week
for three subjects. Put them on the wheel. Where stop.
We'll make it funny because we can do that. Watch it,
watch it all right, watch it?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Think?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Could you hear the subjects?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you were not sleep? Okay, things people say when they
get dumped, excuses people give when they can't chip in
on the bill.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Those are subjects.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
We all know that.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I got your fred.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Let's spend it funny. Stop.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't sleep.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Let's go check.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
What why is it? Duck driving volks Wagon? What's going on?
What's coming on?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Junior? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I swear to God, I don't know, no, Tiffany, Tiffany,
what I said that?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you were asleep, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I wanted to pee right there. I know what I'm doing.
I wanted to pee right now.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Okay, I know what I'm doing, Okay, I pee what
I want to pee.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, yah, leave me alone, Come on, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
That's because I wasn't at the fire.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
We're playing comedy roulette.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
The subject is incoherent things you say when you wake
up and swear you were asleep, Jack.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Gingerbread man, jump in my face, since you so bad?
You're in a deep sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
And coherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't asleep.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
So lord, you really thought about breast, So lord, you
really you would have thought about bress.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I like it. In coherent things you say when you
wake up and swear you weren't asleep, nephew.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm watching that. Put it back on fantasy is and
I'm watching that.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
And coherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't asleep, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I know Jesus was a carpenter.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You can't come everything you when you wake up and
swear you were sleep.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Jake put your cat on the ceiling, saying what the
hell's on the cat? Put the cat sleep?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't sleep.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Somebody turned stove off? A nobody to cook it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you were asleep.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Tell me what you got?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
We having sex or that? Oh about sleep?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm trying. Incoherent things you say when you wake up
and swear you were at sleep.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Steve, who are the white people? Period? He's actually done
that before we wash.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, comedy roulette.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't sleep.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I got me a Sid Newton pillow. Anybody seen it?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Wait, come on, Steve, we need you to close this one.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I saw you. I won't know what that's about. That's it.
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
We'll have more.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's comedy roulette. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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