Inside this round we talk cash, bed sheets and living alone.
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And it's time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather have two million dollars in cash every
three years? Or would you rather have one hundred thousand
dollars in cash every month?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hm? Hmm, one hundred thousand. That's a million point two
a year, one point two year. Yeah, yeah, every month? Yeah, yeah,
every month? Thou every month?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because anything can happen in the three years. Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah because food with that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Exactly, you can die. Yeah, I'm gonna die with it.
I'm going all right, So I'm feeling you fool with
that man?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Would you rather sleep on the same sheets for a
year or would you rather use the same towel for
a year?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
If this ain't no way out of this here, no,
you might as well cut that sheet up and start
bathing with it. This is na Give me a patch
of that sheet and let me try to clean myself.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna
(01:04):
go with the sheets. I need a clean tie. I
got a clean yeah or yeah, I thought about this.
I'm have to have to say the sheets because I bathed,
unlike the man in the Strawberry letter, I bathed, so
I need to tie yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You bathe yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I bathed myself, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Would you rather live alone in the cabin in the woods, okay,
live alone in the cabin in the woods, remember that movie?
Or would you rather live in a mansion with your eggs?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm in the cabin of the woods. I'm not there.
I'm not there getting acquainted with baths.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wouldn't be in a man to see your eggs?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And the fact that I know she over there for me?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
The head game?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
All right, I can't do it now.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Would you rather get an inch shorter when you lie?
Or would you rather be honest all the time?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, when you talk to me, you might will look down,
because that's why I'm gonna be at you might well
look down. We're talking to me. Keep lying because I
gotta keep lying to keep me some I'm lying. I'm
lying to keep peace. No, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You'd rather drive a golf cart every day? Or would
you rather drive a car that only drives in reverse?
Driving a golf cart every day?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Everywhere? Golf call. Take me a while to get there,
but I'm coming. I think I told you this before.
I had a feturnity brother up returnity brother. When we
was in college and we would be going to class.
He had a I can't remember what kind of car
you had.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Howard.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Howard was his name. Here's his name, Howard car could
only make left turns. You can only make left eyes
lie to you. Not only could make left and if
we miss a turn, we was gonna missclass. We can
only make left turn. It was the craziest thing in
the World's funny. I never witnessed nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, guys, thank you. That's today's round of Would
you Rather? Coming up next. It is our last break
of the day. We'll close out the show right after this.
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