JRAP

Junior has a JRAP just for the crew.  Your favorite play cousin is BIG MAD!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So Junior has a poem for today, Tommy,
please take it away. All right. I'm not gonna introduce
him as on the Steve Wood because it would be
Jay rap which is Junior's raggedy ass poem. So we're
gonna give him a little bit, a little bit more
onto that lady said, I'm gonna get ready to get ready.
Here is the poet. Let me just lie about a
poet recommended by most Depth straight up out of death

(00:24):
jam show your love for Kill, Junior board Spikes. You
should have just went with Jay Rapp.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Basically, this is a raggedy ass poem for y'all, for
Tommy Shirley Mostynic. This is for y'all because you know, yes,
it was my birthday, you know, you know, and I
didn't get nothing. I didn't get nothing from y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So I wrote this poem.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And the title of this poem is called the last
poem You'll ever get from me.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Don't let the title of this poem shock you. Yesterday
was my birthday. But what did y'all do?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Nothing, nothing from my crew. I really expected a poem
from at least one of you. I bless each one
of you with a poem on your birthday, but none
of none of y'all thought to write me one. And
that's not okay. So listen up, Shirley, Tommy call it
and Monica hear ye, hear ye, because this is not

(01:31):
This is the last poem you ever get from me.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And I mean that the end. Where was y'all gift?
Excuse me, no, where was your gift? Farty six? Now
you out of you, out of gift? You know, you
out of gift mode? You thought, but talk do you won't?

(02:00):
I wanted a poem from one of y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Didn't hear it in the poem?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I said that I thought gave you a poem. I
really did.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Somebody y'all didn't even do that for me. I write, y'all,
I write, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
The right one out of me by the poet is
all right, he's really sensitive, okay, Okay, Junior, So yesterday
you had everything playing out. You said, your wife had.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The day planning and y'all were going to dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You had to you didn't have a night plan because
they didn't do nothing. No, they didn't. Okay, you said,
what is it all about? That? Carla and Sunny.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
We were just letting you do your thing with your
friends and family, and we just didn't think about doing.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
If his friends and family? What are y'all y'all not
my family? What you're trying to me your friends?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You trying to tell me.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Y'all not my family. But you're trying to tell me
I didn't mean it like that. You're call you doing
every crisis, every crisis I call you, but I wasn't
in one. Yesterday. I was having a birthday and you
mean to tell me, y'all, let the whole day go by. Okay,
we're gonna do one for you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No no. Today's doing nothing. You you can't fix it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm just saying, I gave y'all thirteen good years.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
What's your voice? It gets higher? Is this your deep
voice or what?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know what voice this is, but I'm just emotional.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, Junior, where you say this? Please? You know my
birthday's coming up as well. Where the July babies?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You're not getting a poem I could think of.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't care what you get one because I.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Didn't get one. You could quit talk about your birthday.
But I'm telling you right.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, I'm gonna do the same thing you did to
me happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You for get that we got I'm not gonna get
at the end, none of that. Wow, okay, okay, since
we'll work on it. Okay, So for you, Yeah, sometimes Monday, No, today,
before we leave, we wos to sit here write upon
whys to do this? You better? Matter of fact, matter

(04:18):
of fact, ain't not going on in sports today? Forty six?
I expect something. You're gonna give me something, okay. Closing remarks,
we would have a poem, a clod the remarks, do this,
I got y'all thirteen. Okay, he's so emotional on his birthday?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
What is happening?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I ain't twenty four hours? And this is it? All right?
Coming up next the nephew and the prank phone call
for today. Right after this, Tommy, this is your quotum.
You've been his friend the longest. I don't do poems.
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