Would You Rather

Have sex standing or on the stairs?  Significant other can see all your text messages right now or all of your pictures?  Have an itch you can't reach or food stuck in you front teeth?  Grow all of your hair back forever or be six feet tall?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it would you rather?
All right, guys, listen, would you rather have sex standing up?
Or would you rather have sex on the stairs? Which
one's more exciting?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We can stand up on the stairs. I don't care
how to heal we doing it? I got balanced, I
can however you want to work this out, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Care you have balance.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with standing up, you know, because
because I don't want to fall on the stairs. But yeah,
but if if if I got to stand up, only
we can't lay down on those stairs, no way. So
what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So what are the choices? What are standing up? Having sex?
Standing up? Or sex on the stairs?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, so it's just standing up against the wall or
something like that, not on the stairs.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, I'll take combine.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Them, yeah, tim me combined both of them.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, So y'all ain't.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Done wolf stop not y'all ain't done them too. Y'all
ain't done them too? Right? There?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Only one of the two, only.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I said, standing up?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Fall down the stairs?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Tommy, No, you need to take your socks off and
get some grip.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Rather, we're moving on. Would you rather your wife or
your husband in this case with Carla, see all your
text messages right now? Or would you rather then see
all of your pictures right now? Your text message messages
or your pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Which I did don't matter to me.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't care this whole damn thing. I care less.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, really, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tell you what I get.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Your response, Carla, I'm stunned by Tommy tell a response.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You know how you are about your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
About you being shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sure, I'm stunned. When did this change happen?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Being shocked? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Good? But let me say this.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
What I don't want him to look at is my
heart from the different.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Shopping right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, that's what I don't want her to look at.
You look at the text messages and the pictures that
Amazon app and the other apps.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay? Would you rather have an itch you can't reach,
an itch you can't reach, or food stuck in the
front of your.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Teeth that itch I can't reach. It is difficult. I
am very difficult.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm with you times when we started shoulder teeth. You
can get that later.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I get that. It's that itch. Yeah, you know, And
they don't sell back scratches no more. You know they
used to sell them. You know you don't have that
no more?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
All right? Would you rather grow all of your hair
back forever? Throw all of your hair back? Or be
six feet tall forever? Let Tommy answer.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Going on, because I show what hell y'all aint gonn
know who the hell I am. I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'll and it doesn't answer the high part too, because
you're shorter than me.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Go ahead, I'm not. And his kids, my kids all
starting to look down at them. But anyway, I'd rather
be six foot That's it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right. That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up
next to our last break of the day. We'll close
out the show right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey
Morning Show.