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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
journalists and political commentator our friend family member Roland Martin.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Roland will be.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
A very special guest, and we're going to talk to
him about all things that are going on right now.
And you know, if anybody knows, it's going to be
Roland Martin. But before we get to that, right now,
it's time to ask the Riddlo and Junior.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Here we go, you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Guys, ready, ready, all right? This is from Reshonda in Paramus.
Rashanda says, I've been with my boyfriend for four months
and he took me to his mom's sixtieth birthday party.
His mom was on the dance floor, drunk and tworking.
I love that she was having a great time, but
she seems a little ghetto. He was yelling for his
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mom to turn up, and I was shocked. Does this
mean we're not compatible?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, no, bet you. I mean mama terry sixty. Mama
let her hair, I let mama have her f It's
a sick, good birthday, all right. So yeah, mama got
a little tipsy. It's okay. Let mama get lose. Everybody's
there for Mama. We celebrate Mama. Birthday. All you got
to do first, be observant, to be observant, don't don't judge.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, So when you get.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Your man back by yourself, don't go in there with
your mama wife. No, no, just just let mama have it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now, if you see mama again, all right, and she
tworking again, you know, if she at church towerk and
you know, then we got an issue. All right, But
that's a right now, Mama cool, Let mama have that.
That's her one day. Everybody get turned up on their birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Let her have that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, Rashonda and Paramus are scared about this family. She's scared.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What you got?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well, I know one thing. Sure, this party was live.
I know that. If my mama's working and she senr.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
She drank it and then her son right behind her,
turn up, Mama, turn up, do it? Mama, get it? Mama,
you sixty Mama. It ain't just it ain't just mama ghetto.
It's like the whole party.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Good part of.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why does it sound like Anthony Anderson and his mama?
Why does this sound?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It does sound like that sound like a good time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So she shouldn't be worried that they're not compatible.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
No, don't worry about that.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Okay, okays and TWK mama both judging Mama, Just work.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
At them poles.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Actually, I don't even know you can do that before I.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Actually in New Orleans says my husband and I have
a queen bed, but he acts like it's a twin
and he's all up on me every night. It's too
hot for all that, so I put a long body
pillow between us. He thinks I did it to keep
from having sex. How do I convince him that it's
not That's not it?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, that long body pillow. I know what you're talking
about too.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
When you can your leg over there on that thing,
that's confident.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But yeah, he feels like you done drew the line now.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So you just gotta you know what, make your man
come to pull that body pillar out the way, you know,
show your man some love. And then when y'all get
through it, that put that body pillar straight down the middle.
All right, we threw don't cross this line tonight. Do
not cross the line, and gave you what you need.
Don't cross over this line. That's all that pillar is that.
I like the body pillar, honestly. Now you know I've
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been on the cross over it, because you know I'll
be all up under I'll be all up under the jaggery.
I'm on the cross over it. But yeah, little body pillar,
you know, I get it. A little separation, it works,
it works well.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I just say, you know, might as well if you
want to just let him know, you want to convince him,
just have sex on the body pillars. Don't let you stop.
You just go have sex on the body pillar. What
do is we waiting on?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
He got? How do I convince him that it's not okay? Well,
put the valley pillar in there, y'all use the back
fim all right?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Moving on that visual, I'm trying to get that visual
out of my head.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That pillar is in the way though. I don't know
how Julia using this pillow, but that pill.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Something you got get an active imagination. Moving on to
Torrence in Louisville. Torrence says, I have an ex that
we called d D and a cousin we called d D.
My fiance took my phone and tried to block my ex,
but she blocked my cousin instead. My cousin told my
family that my fiance blocked her, So now they think
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my fiance is crazy, She's not crazy. How do I
fix things with him? With them before I marry her?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We got to get some new nicknames. That's how I
listen is it's too many people to name the same thing.
We gotta get some new nickname. You got to be
you got to be somebody. You gotta be Keisha, you
gotta be something else, because you know that's how you
got deleted. That's how it is. We just got to
get some bath to sit the band it down. Let's
have a little bait of understanding that this was an
honest mistake. But we got to change these names. And
let's just figure out a new name for her. You know,
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it's time for new nicknames. That's all it is. Kishu
key key re read. Y'all shouldn't want to be did it?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That did it? That sounds too close to Diddy. You
don't want to be I know, but it sounds too
close to Diddy. I'm just saying, take that. Take that.
I'm telling you don't want to be that, right now?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You got that? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah? Dd d dd d d And he yes, he
did sound it out.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Sounded out, junior.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Come on, I'll just say, you know, to make this easy.
Can't just be d D one and d D two?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Can we get do that?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Then you're gonna fight over who won and who to Well.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Never mind, I don't I don't tell you about your ex.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Why is your exiting your phone?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
What you're doing talking to your question? That's yeah, why
is she in?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
That?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Should be just cousin? D D in here?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
You now you got your eggs in here still and
you're gonna get married?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh no, that's what I like. Now I can't do that.
Go be back by yourself single.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's what happened. Lonely, lonely, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Moving on to Serena and August. The last one, guys,
is the last one. Serena writes, My husband collects art,
and we've selected six pieces for our new homes. He
wants to add a few more pieces, but they don't
go with our decor. He said, I don't have an
eye for art, but those paintings will not be in
my house. How do I tell him that?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
This is hard.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Every couple goes through this. Somebody wants some up on
the wall, somebody don't want some. We be and Jack
had this argument, right, here's gonna make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll always lose. So listen, all right, So your man
need to let you have what you want. But is
this something that now if it's something like you know,
a mother or a picture of a portrait of a
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mom or dad, and you kind of you gotta kind
of be a little leanient on that. But uh, is
that if he got one of them, one of them
velvet pictures of the African person with that afro look
like it looked like it glowing, the dog or that
black man that been holding up that butt nagger black
lady and you know behind each man it's a strong
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black one that picture. Yeah, I understand what that if
they got that, if it's that picture with their fist, yeah,
that ain't going up on that wall. That take that off.
It's it's a few pictures that can't make the wall.
That I understand. The Lord's the Lord's Supper can make
the wall. Okay, I'm just saying the way we grew up,
the Lord, doctor King, he makes the wall.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
All right. After that, I don't know the Jesus, Jesus
make the wall. What you got.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I don't see what the problem is. I mean the
same way my wife told me. It is not going
up on the wall.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Just telling you told us, just telling my wife don't
to be putting no art up in his house.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
We can't.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I can't do none of that.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
No all right.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I try to put my high school football pitch up.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Take that down.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It's not going up in this house. Not doing all right.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Thanks guys, Thanks Riddy and Jun.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You're coming up at the top of the hour. Journalist
and political commentator is here. Roland Martin will be a
very special guest. Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.