Audrey, her son and grandbaby are in a bit a situation that needs the wisdom of Mr. Ready to Love. A husband in Lakeland may have been too candid with his wife and there is a problem. Tommy is also in rare form when it comes to the butt dial of a sleepy wife.
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Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
In entertainment news, Lebron James will make history at the
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Jackson has asked an interviewer to stop asking her questions,
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is the plot of the movie.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
What.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We'll talk about all of this at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the Riddelo and Junior Ready, guys, Yeah, yes, Oh, this
one's from Audrey and Grenada. Audrey says, I've been keeping
my eight year old grandchild all summer. I keep her
for free, and my son was supposed to buy my groceries,
(00:44):
but he has not done it all summer. I told
him that this Friday. This Friday is my last day babysitting.
Am I a terrible grandmother?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You are not a terrible grandmother at all?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Matter of fact, until Friday had that baby outside with
some that's all she needs. That's all you You're gonna
eat these crackers till your daddy come out here and
pick you up. And even and that's it. I'm not
I'm not what what that's what we need? We was out?
She ate, she ate, it's time to grow up. Cher,
eat these crackers until your dad to get here. I'll
tell your daddy to bring you a lunch when y'all come.
(01:17):
He can't drop you off over here no more without
no lunch money. Why go ahead?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
My grandmother's cold.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
No, come on, no, only tell me no. I had
a baby outside like she on the bus stop. She needly,
she ate, she get picked up? Yeah, yeah, what I
would even wait your friday. I actually do it this
morning while we're waiting to friday. I ain't got the
groceries all summer.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So let me get this train.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You're gonna put an eight year old baby, eight year
old child on the day?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Did it to me?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Crackers?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Did it too?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
About your childhood?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Okay, y'all wasn't that y'all wasn't locked outside at eight?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What? No?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Not that in the summer time, y'all wasn't locked outside
till eight to the street.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I came up.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
At eight y eight, yes, yes, eight, I was cooking.
I was looking up.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
We're gonna get this.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
We're gonna get this eight year old girl some summer saues,
some crackers, and some hog here she we're gonna put
it in a cooler and she's gonna have to scratch
that out all week if she want to be over
here with us.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
We're moving on.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
We're moving on. Take up to the pediatrician. You better
take that ribbon off that summer sauce. Say eat it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's what better, Jillian and Lakeland says.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
My husband and I were arguing and he yelled that
he should have listened to his sister about me. His
sister is one of my besties, so I want to
confront her. My husband swears he was lying because he
was mad, and should I ask his sister anyway?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Though?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Should I ask her?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Don't nobody like you?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Not even drug and your and your besty don't like
you either. The whole family talks about you when you're
not there. I don't nobody like you. Okay, you want
it straight, I'm giving it to you straight this morning.
Don't nobody like you? So you can go over there
and talk to you your best if you if you
want to, you might get it straight from her. No,
we really don't like you, my mom, I don't like you.
(03:17):
My husband no, we don't like you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Or oh, you gotta be careful what you say to
my brother.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My brother just went on and told it you. We
don't really like it. We just put up with you. Now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What the stuff back though?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah? Why am I taking it back? What am I
taking it back?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He said he didn't mean it. He was just mad.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh he meant that. Yeah, Oh he meant that. You
think we did. I should have listened to my sister.
Oh yeah, he meant that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He because it's something where he can't unseeing unhere. She
can't unhear that now, So now take it back.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I don't want you to unhear it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Brutal today, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Poortison Denver writes, I'm out west on assignment and my
wife butt dialed me last night. I called her back
and I heard voices in the background. She said it
was the TV. I tried to FaceTime her, but she
said she was too sleepy. Why didn't she answer FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Because if you if she answered, you're gonna get what
you're gonna get her. But her butt is what dialed
you right Look at you and her butt is what's
going on right now. And we don't have time to
talk to you. If you butt down, somebody is your
butt that did it? Her butt is doing a lot
(04:43):
right now, and they don't have time for you. Yes,
it's going on. It's only cracking up in there talking
about this the TV. You know what a TV sound like.
You know there was no damn TV.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
They're told to have him in her house though she's bold.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Well jor oh sir, yeah, no, it's why you think
she didn't FaceTime.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He wasn't a TV. Charles is over there. You can't
answer what Charles is here?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Not Chuck.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, Chuck is in the building. We can't be
talking with Charles in here.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You can't do that big Chuck. Yeah, Chuck, and Chuck
came to go ahead, true.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, last one, go ahead, last one. We got it
all right. This is from Oh Maymy in Tulsa. Haven't
heard that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know Maymy okay, yeah, Mamie and Tulsa okay.
Mamie writes, my husband doesn't come home some nights, and
when he is home, he sleeps on the couch. My
husband has gotten very big with very bad hygiene. I
don't think he's cheating, but anything is possible. Is there
(05:55):
really somebody for everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why do you care let him his big nasty behind
lay up on the couch. Why you can't? At least
he ain't in your bed with his big nasty taft.
Why would you even Why does it even matter if
he got somebody, at least you freed up. At least
somebody giving you a break. You ain't got to deal
with his big nasty behind. That's her husband talking about
big and nasty color.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
What do you want with this?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He can take a shower and lose weight, get that
old zipp.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Or with go be whichever.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, this could be fixed.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She lost her husband. She said she doesn't think he's cheating.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, so that can't nobody cheating? Nasty? He took me yet.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
People do it every day. Cheating is cheating? Now we're
judging cheating.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah you gotta cheat?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, you man? Maybe.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
First of all, he's big and he nasty is the
real problem is them steps in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
He can't get up them steps, that's what the probably.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Can't make it up them steps. He got to sleep
on this couch. But where would you want them to be?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Trump saying he nasty, bathing, lazy, trying. Yeah, you're talking
about y'all tell about Gus.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Gus his name got to be Gus, If her name Maimy,
his name got to be.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And what year was Maimon coming out? What year was that?
Twenty two two?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Maybe there really somebody for every for everyone, that's what
she wants to know.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If there's someone for everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think there there's always somebody fair nobody. But I mean,
now he got to go find somebody that's big and nasty.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean, oh, that can be fair enough. What she's saying,
anything is possible.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
She mean, unless she's gonna get big and nasty with him.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, I don't think this maymi or.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
He can lose wait and get clean.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is not a major issue.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Well you you know what, you know what call it?
You wash him? Then you wash him. I'm not finished
in here. Ain't nobody gonna watch this. You're going to
clean washing washing.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thank you, Ridelo and Junior.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
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