July 29, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Colo, Chief Love Officer ce Harvey. You ready,
Let's go. This one is from Beanie in Nashville. Beanie says,
I'm a thirty six year old bachelor with no children.
I've been dating a little here and a little there,
but women seem to be in to what a man
can do for them financially, and they lose sight of
dating for the purpose of getting married. I had a
(00:23):
relationship for a year with a woman, and if I
wasn't showing out money for something for her, she was
pouting and saying I didn't care about her. I don't
have a lot of money to splurge like that, but
I don't mind taking care of my girlfriend and wife someday.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How can a regular man win like this?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Come on, Beanie, come on, question No, no, no, stop
crying dog stop. Come on, man, regular man win all
the time? How does a regular man win by being
an exceptional regular man? That's how you win. See, you'd
have bought into the band thing because you you you're
sitting up here and lying that to be the case.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What you gotta do. You gotta kill them with kindness.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You gotta be a better gentleman, be a bigger a bigger,
a bigger conversationalist. You gotta provide a lot of stuff
that women can't get from other dudes. Man, anybody can
buy somebody something that ain't the problem beingie.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Man, you know, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Put some more work in relationships is work and you
gotta be a better You gotta your picker. Sound like
it could be off too now a little bit? What
you know your pick? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Dog, why don't you get into some more conversations before
you get into your relationship? For you're gonna have to
buy somebody damn swimming pool. The yeah's already ain't got
that much money, that's what you said. So why don't
you get into some conversations before you get into the relationship.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's your problem. You diving in.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Head first, whining and dying and taking people's tuf And
then how you start is how you finish.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You can't get it. You can't change horses in the
middle of the stream.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Dog, so out of his sleek are you saying?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Is he dating?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, No, you're supposed to Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, yeah, you should marry up.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But dog, you got to come in here with some
you know, this is this is how I take care
of a woman. You won't this, oh, you won't that,
and she expects you to come in and buy her
a life. Then you know we got a little problem.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Thank you, Cella.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes it is Paula, and Tampa says Paula and Tampa says,
I'm a fifty nine year old woman and I was
dating a seventy year old gentleman that my daughter introduced
me to. We hit it off and everything was fine,
but we've never had sex. He always says that there
was no rush. My daughters and I are very close,
(02:39):
and my youngest was in town, so I told her
about my new man. She said her older sister secretly
dated him and it was disgusting for her to hook
me up with him. My daughter denied it. He said
he begged my daughter to hook us up, and nothing
indecent happened with her. I don't know who to believe.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why would my daughter lie?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't know, ain't my daughter? I don't understand why
you wrote me without this. You got seventy you old
man never had sex, and then your younger daughter came
home and told you that your other daughter dated Okay, what.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, what's what's happening? I don't know what to tell you. Yeah,
that's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't know why your younger daughter would come here
and talking about she dated him, and then the man said,
nothing inappropriate happen.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And then you and the man ain't had sex?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What what?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Ju ju?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Everybody hanging out at the nursing home. It was sound like.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Seventy dudes sound good to me. I don't even feel.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like it, man, but I do wake up and the
stuff be hurting.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I don't know how to hell they started?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And you really don't act like it, do you?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
No, I ain't gonna ever a do.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know you're almost that?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Ask?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Could you know?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And my wife used to ask me all the time,
do you realize you fifty now?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But she just stopped. Then then she just stopped, she said.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Because did I And she told me the other day
she said, you ain't act right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I quit ask she gave so, so why should her
daughter lie? So? What are you saying to them?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't know. She ain't saying nothing. I don't care.
I don't know no about this letter. I don't know
who this dude is. The question don't make no sense.
Why would she lie? Who lied?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
By what she's thinking, her daughter is lying. Her younger
daughter is lying to her that her older daughter dated
the guy. I guess she's trying to figure out why
would her daughter lie to her about it?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know, y'all too old for this. What is he lying? Four?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Nine seventy. I'm not gonna ever tell her lie seventy?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I did it. She's gonna do all right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We're gonna move on here. Uh deal with you. You got
to deal with your daughters, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Christine and Philly says, I recently married a man that
I met online, and we got married after dating for
only five months. I'm his third wife, so I should
have taken more time to get to know him. Instead,
I ended up married to a man with multiple personalities.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
One day he can be really.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Happy and all in love, and then the next day
he might get mad at me over something petty and
lock me out of our bedroom. He's made me sleep
on the couch for the last time, and I'm ready
to call it quits.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He says.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is all part of marriage, and we're still getting
to know each other.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Should we see counseling or should I leave?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Should house?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This ain't counseling. It's time to escape, and you say,
got nothing to do with counseling. He'd have locked you
out the bedroom, don't. This ain't counseling. His ass need
help and you need to get out for you need
some time of help to get out.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
This ain't counselor he has a mental disorder. You ain't.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You ain't got time for that, but biphold his schizophrenic
something I would suggest you get out now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Let me ask you this, Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Would you say something to her about marrying a man
she met online and only knew.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
She already know that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, I ain't got to tell her that, but
she got caught up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Who thinks that's a good idea? Right now? Him? Neither
him or her?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah all right, yeah, slow down, slow down?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Thank you, CLO, great advice. As always, you're listening hard
Morning Show
All right, Colo, Chief Love Officer ce Harvey. You ready,
Let's go. This one is from Beanie in Nashville. Beanie says,
I'm a thirty six year old bachelor with no children.
I've been dating a little here and a little there,
but women seem to be in to what a man
can do for them financially, and they lose sight of
dating for the purpose of getting married. I had a
(00:23):
relationship for a year with a woman, and if I
wasn't showing out money for something for her, she was
pouting and saying I didn't care about her. I don't
have a lot of money to splurge like that, but
I don't mind taking care of my girlfriend and wife someday.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How can a regular man win like this?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Come on, Beanie, come on, question No, no, no, stop
crying dog stop. Come on, man, regular man win all
the time? How does a regular man win by being
an exceptional regular man? That's how you win. See, you'd
have bought into the band thing because you you you're
sitting up here and lying that to be the case.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What you gotta do. You gotta kill them with kindness.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You gotta be a better gentleman, be a bigger a bigger,
a bigger conversationalist. You gotta provide a lot of stuff
that women can't get from other dudes. Man, anybody can
buy somebody something that ain't the problem beingie.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Man, you know, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Put some more work in relationships is work and you
gotta be a better You gotta your picker. Sound like
it could be off too now a little bit? What
you know your pick? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Dog, why don't you get into some more conversations before
you get into your relationship? For you're gonna have to
buy somebody damn swimming pool. The yeah's already ain't got
that much money, that's what you said. So why don't
you get into some conversations before you get into the relationship.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's your problem. You diving in.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Head first, whining and dying and taking people's tuf And
then how you start is how you finish.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You can't get it. You can't change horses in the
middle of the stream.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Dog, so out of his sleek are you saying?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Is he dating?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, No, you're supposed to Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, yeah, you should marry up.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But dog, you got to come in here with some
you know, this is this is how I take care
of a woman. You won't this, oh, you won't that,
and she expects you to come in and buy her
a life. Then you know we got a little problem.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Thank you, Cella.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes it is Paula, and Tampa says Paula and Tampa says,
I'm a fifty nine year old woman and I was
dating a seventy year old gentleman that my daughter introduced
me to. We hit it off and everything was fine,
but we've never had sex. He always says that there
was no rush. My daughters and I are very close,
(02:39):
and my youngest was in town, so I told her
about my new man. She said her older sister secretly
dated him and it was disgusting for her to hook
me up with him. My daughter denied it. He said
he begged my daughter to hook us up, and nothing
indecent happened with her. I don't know who to believe.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why would my daughter lie?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't know, ain't my daughter? I don't understand why
you wrote me without this. You got seventy you old
man never had sex, and then your younger daughter came
home and told you that your other daughter dated Okay, what.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, what's what's happening? I don't know what to tell you. Yeah,
that's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't know why your younger daughter would come here
and talking about she dated him, and then the man said,
nothing inappropriate happen.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And then you and the man ain't had sex?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What what?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Ju ju?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Everybody hanging out at the nursing home. It was sound like.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Seventy dudes sound good to me. I don't even feel.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like it, man, but I do wake up and the
stuff be hurting.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I don't know how to hell they started?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And you really don't act like it, do you?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
No, I ain't gonna ever a do.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know you're almost that?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Ask?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Could you know?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And my wife used to ask me all the time,
do you realize you fifty now?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But she just stopped. Then then she just stopped, she said.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Because did I And she told me the other day
she said, you ain't act right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I quit ask she gave so, so why should her
daughter lie? So? What are you saying to them?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't know. She ain't saying nothing. I don't care.
I don't know no about this letter. I don't know
who this dude is. The question don't make no sense.
Why would she lie? Who lied?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
By what she's thinking, her daughter is lying. Her younger
daughter is lying to her that her older daughter dated
the guy. I guess she's trying to figure out why
would her daughter lie to her about it?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know, y'all too old for this. What is he lying? Four?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Nine seventy. I'm not gonna ever tell her lie seventy?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I did it. She's gonna do all right.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We're gonna move on here. Uh deal with you. You got
to deal with your daughters, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Christine and Philly says, I recently married a man that
I met online, and we got married after dating for
only five months. I'm his third wife, so I should
have taken more time to get to know him. Instead,
I ended up married to a man with multiple personalities.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
One day he can be really.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Happy and all in love, and then the next day
he might get mad at me over something petty and
lock me out of our bedroom. He's made me sleep
on the couch for the last time, and I'm ready
to call it quits.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He says.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is all part of marriage, and we're still getting
to know each other.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Should we see counseling or should I leave?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Should house?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This ain't counseling. It's time to escape, and you say,
got nothing to do with counseling. He'd have locked you
out the bedroom, don't. This ain't counseling. His ass need
help and you need to get out for you need
some time of help to get out.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
This ain't counselor he has a mental disorder. You ain't.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You ain't got time for that, but biphold his schizophrenic
something I would suggest you get out now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Let me ask you this, Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Would you say something to her about marrying a man
she met online and only knew.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
She already know that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, I ain't got to tell her that, but
she got caught up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Who thinks that's a good idea? Right now? Him? Neither
him or her?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah all right, yeah, slow down, slow down?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Thank you, CLO, great advice. As always, you're listening hard
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