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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is from Jay on Steve Harvey FM. Jay says,
I've gone vegan. Now, I'm not one of those preachy types.
You do you that's my mantra. The problem is my family,
that's my mom my, pops, two sisters. I'm just asking
for a little common courtesy here, but it seems like
they go out of their way to eat the medius

(00:22):
meat At family dinners. I'll have a big salad and
those vegetarian meat substitutes, and they'll break out the pot
roast of course like this, just continually tease me by
offering up a pork shop or fried chicken. I have
ignored them so far, and it's it's not tempting at all,
but it does make me mad. How do I deal
with this without just eating in the other room.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You gotta go in there, fool. You gotta go to
these family gatherings, pool. You got to eat all these
veggies and stuff you eat, and you gotta get you
gotta get completely full with it. Don't bother you other
than that. Other than that, you're gonna get some of
this pot roast in a minute. In a minute, you're
gonna break down, because I know I break Just give
me some pot roast, juice something.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm just give me the broth for bread in it.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Or I don't know what to tell you, Jay, I'm
with your mama, your pops, and your two sisters. I
don't know what you're eating vegan for. You can't make
it sad. It look that good. I don't care how
much you think of.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Don't look the same. I'm telling you a pot roast
versus a salad. Caulse you vegan, don't nobody care. Somebody
gonna take the napkin and throw it in your laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Take this.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's just my left over. We're not playing with you
a pot roast, but you're gonna tell me I'm vegan.
They even asked you to be vegan. You ain't been
vegan before, following the crowd all your life, you've been
eating pot rolls that you just gave it up at
thirty for what for a salad? It's trying to be

(01:53):
held better. Fact call it. You don't even know Caesar,
So what did you eat the same? So you don't know?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
All right, guys, we have time for another one.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
This is E crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
This is E on Facebook, he writes. My neighbor keeps
parking in my designative parking spot, even after several polite
requests not to. I've told management about the problem, and
they said they'll do something about it, but the problem persists.
I don't want to make an enemy out of my neighbor,
but I'm running out of options here for dealing with this.

(02:25):
I'm thinking of calling to have them toad Should I
do it or should I tell them I'm going to
have Should I tell them I'm going to have them
towd the next time they park in my spot?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's so disrespectful. Listen, I don't know where you get
these things at, but they got these stickers that you
can put on windshields or the glass and it's hard
to get on. Put put that on there right there
in the on the on the driver side, Put that
right on the windshield. Put about two of them on there,
and I promise you, at some point they gonna get it.
You can put that on there. At this point, we enemies,

(02:56):
I mean, we just got to go on on, go
for it. At this point, we enemies. I ain't a
going to be friends. It's over. You have parked in
my spot. I'm sick of it. So now I'm we
had war. Now we is at war.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
War over parking space.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, call it is serious. Yes, I mean war. Parking
spots are serious. I have declared war. We're gonna start
with these stickers. It's hard to get out. No, don't,
don't let me get to the to the calling section.
Whereas it's sugar in the tank. But we can get
there too. Excuse me, you put sugar? Sugar man?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
What I heard that you love?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I wish I would have sorted to look on his face.
And he tried to start their car and it didn't start.
He was I know he didn't he Wait wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Now, what should the neighbor do about the neighbor parking
in the space?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, sure that I think the neighbor is the one
from the first question. See vegan people do this this.
They parked in the parking spot because they home. They
don't know what he do it. He's malnourished, so he
parked in the wrong park spot. Same people from Daddy's sisters.
They mad at because you don't want to eat meat
no more. Now you take your little vegan behind over
here and park other people parks pie.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's what it is. We are.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
We are eat me, Tommy. Is anybody else parking? Anybody
else parks pie? No, we're cool because you got to
eat meat to do that. We're good. We know what
we're parking at. But if you're vegan, and you all were,
you don't park anywhere because you gotta got that car.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know you could. No, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
You could.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, He'll go to the bathroom in the seat in
the front. I'm just saying, I.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Say, this is war.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
This is war.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
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