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It is time for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather own? Five dogs or ten cats?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm not doing no damn cats. No five dogs?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, five dogs and all of them, five little dogs,
five big dogs, the mixture.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It doesn't matters, and dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Not five big dogs. I might as well gonna go
hard with it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, dogs to your house? Yeah? What dogs or cats?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
What mean?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Why you asked me?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I can't have five dolls or ten cats. I ain't
got no fense.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But it's coming.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
They will be going the first day, so cats don't care?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, sex or inside?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
A lot of ancient Roman neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
O take what would you rather fine?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
One thousand dollars floating in a public toilet or five
dollars in your pocket?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm not getting that money at the toilet, y'all.
I'm not I'm not getting that money at the toilet.
Give me that five hours. I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm not getting a toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
A thousand and the toilet of five if a clean
public restroom toilet.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And we're if we have BUCkies, if we had buckets,
I might I.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Might read it and get that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You change your mind now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Tell you what's sure I tell you what I'm doing.
I know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
What.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
I'm going to my car and get a coat hanger
and I'm gonna tie that coat hanger and I'm gonna
get this thousand dollars out this torlet.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I'm talking about. Taking my time.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, didn't say you had to use your hands. All right,
it's back to school time.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You got the clor you gonna put that in the
washing machine and watch that. You're gonna have to mean.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Money, yeah, by itself.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
All right, it's back to school time. Think back to
when you were a student. Would you rather have one
teacher all day or several different teachers?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Several mm hmm. One teacher got on my nerve all day.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Yeah, several teams one teacher, Miss Wilson. You don't want
to see that all day with Miss Wilson fell asleep.
She fell she had as she fell asleep teaching. Yeah,
she she fell asleep a b.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Learn.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Would your brother kids go to school seven days a
week and then get out all summer or would you
rather them go to school all year round?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Seven days of week.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I want it all.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Let them be there all day long.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I don't want my sound going all year round.
That would be seven days.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Would you rather be the smartest person in your class
or the best athlete in your last?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Best athlete for sure? Best athlete? What yeahs athlete?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Do you know the perks that come with being the
best athlete?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Everybody want you?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
That's today's man. Would you rather coming about edictorian?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Graduated single? That's all I could take you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
The last break of the day. We'll close off the
show right after this.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
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