Would You Rather

Have veneers that are way too big or get a big tattoo on your neck?  Eddie Murphy in Harlem Knights or Eddie Murphy in Coming to America?  Compete in figure skating or go bike riding with your ex?  Read your spouse's mind or control your spouse's thoughts?  Have an indoor swimming pool or bowling alley?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. It is time now, guys for a round
of would you rather? Would you rather veneers that are
way too big? Or would you rather get a big
tattoo on your neck? Which one the veneers that are
way too big?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh no, you're gonna give me that tattoo. What I'm
not gonna do is have some teeth. I can't get
my lips over clothes. I gotta be a clothing in
my mouth now. I don't just give me that tat.
I'll put some makeup on it when I need to,
but I'm not my teeth. I got to be a
clothed in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wow. All right, okay, would you rather Eddie Murphy and
Harlem Knights or Eddie Murphy in coming to America? Which
one Harlem Knights are coming to America? Hall of Knights
for show?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Quick quick, you'll kill one of my balls. I'm going
Harlem Knight.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Harlem knife.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Out here and get me bad. I love it all right,
watching you're messing with a heavyweight. All right?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Would you rather compete in figure skating? Would you rather
compete in figure skating? Okay, we've been talking about the Olympics.
Figure skating is coming up in the wintertime figure skating,
or would you rather go bike riding with your ex?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Give me that skinny leotard.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And go figure your eight.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I ain't gonna really quite well make the eight, but
I'm gonna give it a shot, you know. Yeah, but
but but but I got sparkles on my shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Though you're dedicated, I ain't getting on that bike with
your ex. No, no, no, no, all right. Would you
rather read your spouse's mind or would you rather control
your spouse's thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Control her thoughts? I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh good, that's good.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't want to read that. Damn man either. A
lot of stuff by walking around looking at her sideway,
we didn't. We ain't got to read her mind. She's
already told us it's in there now there don't. All right,

(02:23):
I'm gonna go with control her thoughts.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm gonna control her thoughts, okay, Junior.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I want to know what she's thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, So you want to read her mind, all right,
feelings her some divorce papers, but the least you'll know
how to maneuver, all right. Would you rather have an
indoor swimming pool or an indoor bowling alley?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Bowling.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't know the pool.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You're gonna play with that bowl. Now, you're gonna bowl
a couple of times, and then you ain't gonna fool
with it. Give me the indoor pool, indoor pool, bowling
at it for me. Now you got in your house.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I want that pool all right? All right, guys,
thank you. That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next?
It is our last break of the day. We'll close
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