Would You Rather

Attempt pole vaulting or fencing in the Olympics?  Sail around the world for a year or fly?  Ingrown toe nail or ingrown hair on your chin?  Bungee jump from the Eifel Tower or swim in the river seeing?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time for a round it. Would you rather, guys,
would you rather attempt pole vaulting or attempt to do
fencing in the Olympics? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, yeah, and probably win?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
When I was younger, I know I could do that.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I could fish. That's what I'm not gonna do really, yeah,
because right now I ain't got enough speed. Once that
pole being once I stick it in the ground, and
a pole being it's gonna just shoot my ass back
before I started.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Running that.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Rubber bands.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, so did I stick that poople in the ground
and it being it's gonna fly my ass right back
to the start line, and I ain't got enough to
get up in the air?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, yes, yeah, that takes that takes ki.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Would you rather sail around the world.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
For a year?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Or would you rather fly around the world? Which one?
We're sailing or we're flying?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
See sailing around.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Walling out of control over there.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm gonna go with fly, Junior. Yeah, we fly around
the world. So you just want me and just a
kanyak just going around the world. I ain't got enough
money for the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Here, so your boat game, my boat game.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Made enough to be selling that his plane chicken is
a different store. I got that all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Would you rather have an ingrown toenail or would you
rather have an ingrown hair on your chin toenail?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Your own? Half warm around here? I'll take in grown hair,
I got, I deal with them all the time. That
ain't all right?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Bungee jump from the Eiffel Tower or swim in the river?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Seeing that's the one in Paris? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That would you rather bungee jump from the Eiffel Tower
or would you rather swim in the river seeing?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, I know, I see. I got a strong chance
of dying either way, So.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So pick your boys.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, I'm gonna get that light.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You're gonna give me a life vest because you bungee
jump off the Eiffel Tower. Where are you gonna go?
Bungee jump? Which way you gonna swing?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Concrete?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You in New York.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You can't swing once you jump off that, uh Empire
State Building?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Or ain't nowhere to swing? We said Eiffel Tower in Paris,
Eiffel Tower. You took us to New York? How you
get to New York? You've been going too long? You've
been you gonna travel all together.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
He either sailed or flew.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
We do know that.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Tell you right now if you bun on the way
the Eiffel Tower, you know the Eiffel Tower is wider.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
At the bottom. Yeah, we do know that. So when
you jump, you got one swing, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Or would you rather have an end of suddenly summer
family barbecue or family fish fry? Which one not?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It got tired of family? I don't give a damn
which one coming out?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's our last knocking maday.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Fish quickly you just fishing?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Go home?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's today around? Would you rather the last break of
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