Would You Rather

Babysit crying infant twins for a day or have an unwanted house guest for two weeks?  Go back to the age of thirteen with the same knowledge you have now or get a million dollars in cash right now?  Every shirt you wear be slightly itchy or only be able to use single ply toilet paper?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather babysit crying infant twins for a day
or would you rather have an unwanted house guest for
two weeks?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
No, give me them baby twins. I know how to
shut them down.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get a baby for a day, A.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Little bit of Hennessy in that milk, that they'd be good.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Have you seen him throwing cheese on the baby's head
and make some stuff crying on Instagram? The American cheese
on their head?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What you have?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
The baby stuff crying instantly and.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
You can eat your cheese all right?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Would you rather go back to the age of thirteen
with the same knowledge you have now? Or would you
rather get a million dollars in cash right now?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm gonna take the million dollars in cash right now,
because I can't go back smarter than my father right now.
He said, you think you know something, you think you
know more than me. See that's an ass whooping right there,
Devi's not gonna be coming in knowing, moted him.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Do you think you know more than me? As a
matter of fact, I do. That's death. Now I'm gonna
take a million dollars. I don't need to go back
to thirteen, just knowing what I.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Know, knowing what you know now, you wouldn't go back
and go back to thirteen thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I at thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
You know you know where I lived at thirteen, waiting
on the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I ain't hell No.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Would you rather be in the Olympics and compete in
archery or would you rather do table tennis? The way?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
You need to get out the way because either the
arrow it is ball.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And I don't know, man, I like either one of them. Really,
I mean, if I was at that level tennis, table,
table tennis, ping ponge, noting liquid play.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right? So it's continuing with the Olympics theme. If
you were on the if you were on the basketball
team playing for the team's gold medal, would you rather
take the winning shot or would you rather pass the
ball to your teammates?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Your step step he is right here here, here, whole
people throw this ball to who you don't won't take
that shot at me?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Not for the gold? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Would you rather every shirt you wear be slightly itchy
or would you rather only be able to use single
ply toilet paper?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
God, the shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
The shirt, it is just slightly itchy.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, I want my daddy's specialty was buying that, Scott
because it was always on sale.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Scott, I learned the hard way what that was.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's why you don't want to be thirteen anymore?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
All right? Yeah, how many times I surprised myself? Thank
you guys.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's today's round us.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Would you rather.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Cause we up next is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with one and only
Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.