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August 7, 2024 3 mins

Be the head of the usher board or be the choir director?  Be Al Pacino in The Godfather or in Scarface?  Have a rotten tooth that you can't pull or no sex for three months?  Swim in the Mediterranean Sea or sunbathe naked in public?  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for a round of would you rather Would
you rather be the head of the usherboard or would
you rather be the choir director?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
No, i'ma on that usher board. Really, I want to work.
I've always wanted to work that though.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Be bossing, telling people where and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Down the road.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh huh hold that one finger up. Yes, we love it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
They got power. Somebody ain't gonna hit a word. I
don't care. You ain't getting in it. And I'm not
that one hand behind the back either. I'm gonna have both.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm gonna have gloves and I'm gonna have a silver gloves. Yeah,
I don't have silver gloves. Don't be out there, fly,
But as you come to your seat, I'm gonna go
up to the front of the aisle and bring you
in like an airplane.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That's that's too distracting.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh that's what I'm doing. I'm beat it.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Would you rather be al Pacino in the god Would
you rather al Pacino in The Godfather or Al Pacino
in Scarface?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Which one? Scarface or Godfather? Both of them were great greatness.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Come on, fall that's a really really.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Michael's god Junior scarface?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Like, give us a line from a journeyment in stall face.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I just go with either one. I say, scarface, I
gotta go with that.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
With that, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You see that guy up there. I never liked that.
I never like it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Shoot that Pisa.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I ain't gonna shoot you, Frank, I gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You know, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Would you rather have a rotten tooth that you can't pull?
Or no sex for three months?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
There's no sex you. I'm not having to to I'm
not my mouth. No, no, no, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
I mean we're doing three months anyway around the house.
I mean we were going on't it.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I trouble Junior, we campaign and trying to get it up.
I wish you would over here and touch me. I
wish you would.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh so okay, so yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Would you rather swim in the Mediterranean sea or sunbathe
naked in public?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh? No, sunbathe right there naked in front of you.
I'm comfortable with me.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I'm not swimming the media, rank, I don't even know
what that's it.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I don't think y'all have thought this sun bathe and
naked out all the way.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's somebody parts.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
They't ever been exposed to direct sunlight and You can
do that if you want to, but I'm gonna tell
you right now, if you start peeling, you ain't gonna
like it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm gonna just let you know that.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Coming up next, it is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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