steveharveyfm.com

Somebody's girlfriend's theme song is R. Kelly's I'm A Flirt (Remix) (ft. T.I. & T-Pain) and there is an issue.  Now onto the couch surfer.  What is the time limit for staying on your friend's sofa?  

Steve Harvey Morning Show Online: http://www.steveharveyfm.com/

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve Gary on Facebook says, the woman that
I've been seeing for about six months is super beautiful
and she's charming, and I really think she could be
the one. But sometimes I can't tell if she's as
serious about our relationship as I am. She tells me
we're exclusive, but then she seems to flirt with guys
all the time, even when I'm standing right there. Maybe

(00:24):
this is just the way she is and I'm the
one with the problem, but I don't know if I
can get past this. Is this a normal thing with
some people? Do some women just come off like they're
always flirting with everyone?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No? No, no, that ain't normal.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
And if it seemed like she flirting with everybody, bruh,
she's just a happy person that smiles at people, then
that's a different thing.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Fine, But let me tell you stuff you can't hear,
so what you're doing, you know? Can you hear stuff
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know? Yeah? Now if you hear her say stuff
like you ain't bring me no drink? You got muscles? Yeah? Wow,
oh you got muscles, that's a flirt.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Now, if she's just a person that smiles at other people,
because some people, you know, me and takes Oh, man,
she feeling me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, man, she's just happy, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
But you know, if you if you're seeing her and
and you think she's openly flirting, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
You could be into her more than she's into you.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know, you know, And the only reason you
tolerating this is because she finds Hell that's it. But
I'm gonna tell you right now, odog, you can get
some more fine though.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's not finding you don't act right. That ain't worth
a damn, That ain't damn. Come tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I walk hear you smiling and skinning and Kiki and man, fray,
what is all a lot about? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We have time for another one, Steve. This is from
Cebee on Steve Harvey FM. Stebee says, I'm currently sleeping
on my friend's couch because I got kicked out of
my last apartment. My friend says I can only stay
with him for another week, but I don't have enough
money to put down on an apartment. I have a
job but barely make enough to survive, and my car

(02:28):
is on its last leg. I feel like the universe
is working against me, and I don't know what to do.
How can I get myself out of this situation?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, first of all, dog, I've been there before. You
know you got a car, but you can't. First of all,
stop expecting everybody to help you get off that your
refuge is and your relationship with God. I hate to
tell people that, but that's really the truth. And I
don't hate to tell people that because people keep looking
for something else. And if you keep looking for answers

(03:00):
other people, then there you have it. Your friend and
said you can stay with him for another week. Now
you just got kicked out your other place. Something wrong
with you though? Don't nobody wants you staying with them?
You got kicked out your last apartment, Your homiek gun
to gave you one more week?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
And why is the universe just me?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
First of all, I would self examine and self check myself.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
What am I doing wrong? Why I can't even stay?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Damn? Well?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I mean, bro, you done got kicked out your last apartment.
You didn't say why your friends say you got one
more week on his couch?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What you're doing wrong?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Bro? Now you're working, yeah, but you don't make enough
to barely I don't know what to tell you. Though,
you're gonna have to get you a little small uh
you know, stay cake place, you know, Homewood suite, Go
stay there for a few days with your next check.
You know, you got to find yourself a little studio apartment.
You know, you gotta do something. But you got to

(03:57):
quit dependent on other people. Everybody couch can't take that.
He probably a big ass do Everybody couch can't have that.
That's too much on them. But I don't like everybody
on my couch.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Say what he was.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
You need to get on the floor, get your get
your blanket and pill and get on the floor. And
you can't be on everybody couch.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Some of them something that you could be a fat
or skinny problem. It's messed up people in all weight classes.
But what you can't do be in here is dipping
my couch though, that's what stay here, you eating up
all the food and you damage your furniture.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You gotta get your fat ass up out.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Of the Steve Harvey Morton Show coming up in twenty
minutes after he did not say anything about weight all
of it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show