Junior's Sports Talk

Today Uncle Steve's Olympic Hood Report is short due to the lack of hood events, however, he has an update anyway.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, Morny Hump has just really rubbed me the
wrong way because you know, some more bows from Houston.
That's my hometown. We look out for our okay, And
I'm telling you right now, Mark, you know you got
time to wash all the medals giving out. But do
you know your playbook though the middle of the back
of high five five you had left the field. You
just go got the call up because you thought it

(00:24):
was a fire side that you just started up and left. Now,
but ten people on the field because you as the
left wide receiver wire over touchdown lightning, lightning? You dine
went in there.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
You didn't went in the whole.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Field house, just clok for cover. You ain't even out
there the field touchdown that I bet you go ahead
when you say lightning lightning? Is that like the call?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
No, he's the deep third.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
He's asked left the field because he thought of the lightning.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh that's what that means. A signal. You know what
he's supposed to do five five one.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
He was supposed to have a flat Oh yeah, oh yo,
he just thought eating cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Too.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's not very Hall of Fame, like last time for
your Olympic hood report.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Thank you, Juli. It's very very short this morning. The
Olympic Hood report is very very short because there were
no hood events involved in the Olympics on yesterday. That
was a day off from track and field. But let
me give you the hood update. First of all, beach volleyball,
that's happening. That's always white people until you go to
Brazil and then you see some people with some color
on it. But Lord her Mercy, then white folks, you

(01:33):
can play beach volleyball. I played beach volleyball before it,
and it's really hard because when you think you fit
to run your toes digging that saying as you fall,
it's hard to have top speed in saying, I'm telling
you that right now, which makes it a better sport
for white folks because you can't run at top speed
in the saying. Thus, ain't no need of putting black
people out there, because white people can go just as

(01:55):
slow as they want. Anyway, they got this new tape
that they putting on people's bodies that put stripes on
your body, supposed to make you more athletic. Hardly ever
see black people with that tape on wonder what's up
with that congratulations called kinetics tapes? If you slow and
white by yourself some kinetic tape and you two can
play in the Olympics. Also like to say congratulations to

(02:16):
the skull people that's running in the rowboats on their
knees and peddling on one side. I still don't know
what the hell at about and don't give a damn
who get the gold medal. Also, water polo has been
going on all white countries in that too. I saw
a black girl that's the goalie for the United States team,
but she ain't stopping a shot. Also, we got the
seven man rugby is out there now. I don't even

(02:39):
give a damn about the eleven man rugby, so let
loan the seventh man rugby right there and last, but
not the I watched the archery contest and a white
man won that. It's amazing how no Native Americans are
in this who I am sure would just be sweeping
they ass with this white here, But once again we
took that from them too. That being the Hood and

(03:00):
Olympics report. Thank you for joining us. Track and field
will be back on tomorrow you Thank you Steve with
the Hood Report coming up at the top of the hour.
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