Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather
Would you rather like an Instagram photo of your ex
or would you rather send a new picture of yourself
in the family group chat? Which one man?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Y'all in this ex It's it's okay. I'm just gonna
send my butt niggas for the family.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
All right, But don't think you're gonna send a new
picture of yourself to the family.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
To the family, don't get damned body.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh wow, okay, And at the family reunion you're gonna say, what.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
How doing you made the potato salad?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, I can't hear my uncle Mile, he'll preach.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm so you're gonna like the picture, Okay, Junior.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm just gonna send the picture of me niggas. Family.
You already got my baby picture. You already seen me, nigga,
I ain't had already seen.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you rather be the world's fastest runner or would
you rather own the world's fastest car?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I ain't turned the man one of them. Give me
the car. I can get something car. Give me the car. Okay, See, you.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Know, couldn't hear what I ain't the fastest running.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, give me the car.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
The fastest car. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Would you rather take a bubble bath or would you
rather take a hot, steamy shower with your spouse? Which
one it takes too much.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
To clean up? Would I say, I'm gonna take that shower.
It takes too much to clean that Tubut. That's that's
that's a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
A lot of bending over.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, do you be dirty all over again? Now you
got to figure that.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Out, hurt. I'm back, Steve. Bubble bathroom, shower, hot shower.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, you don't understand who I live with. That bubble
bath ain't nothing but that you We might as well
in there, just have cats and potatoes in that stew.
It's that hot. So yeah, if I can control the hot,
steamy shower, I'll do the shower because that bubble bath
in there.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, it's not. Yeah, we like the hot water. Yeah,
it's not sure. It's not the bubble bath or the shower.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Getting her to.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Come in that bathroom, it's my problem.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
She not, she hit water, she go downstairs on purpose.
I know what.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Would you rather your spouse be too clingy or would
you rather her be too detached?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Detached?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh you don't really, dog.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Are you in that, especially in that bed. You got
to get.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
On your damn nerves, all right, you want to.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Be the cigar. Sit my ass down somewhere, wait till
you come over there. But this clingy your damn get off.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Stop damn it now, and we'll close out the show
with Roll Harvey.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
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