Tommy’s Cruise Vacation

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go, Tommy, What is it today?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right? Me?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Just come on, man, Why you got your hand all
over your face? Listen?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why I didn't kind of just a little bit, I
didn't kind of put my foot in my moth little bit. Okay,
some friends that I can, I can get the boat
that my offer.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Was on for his vaca. Wow, Why I didn't.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I didn't, Just I didn't kind of put my foot
in my mind a little bit. So what I'm asking is,
you know, well, I know it can't be just me
and Jackie on there, so we're gonna, you know, in
order to get this money.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Right, So how many rooms is it?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Because I want to know how many couples I can
have so I can try to figure out how to
make this work.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
How much? And is it any way you can get
me your kind of discount that you get when you
want it, That's what I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm hell, yeah, all that's true. You can have up
to twelve guests.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You and twelve Okay, that's six couples.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You can sail with maximum twelve people. That are charters
out there that allow you to do more, but those
are special charter. Okay, at the average boat, no matter
how big sells sixteen twelve sixteen twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Of us you I heard you mentioned, you know, the
cooking and all that. That seems to be a big
price and everything is in any way, we can get
them people off of the boat, and I just bring
some people who I know can cook. You know, I'm
just I mean people that's in the family that I
know can cook. Are people in these couple? People are
not finna let you do that. They're not finna.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Let you do that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh so one of the people, so the couple, if
somebody can, I'm making yes.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, So why would I need the other people on
there because I don't need them people?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
So I understanding to eliminate. So you know the couple,
they don't. This is it. There you go, you're gonna, hey,
do you want to invite them on the trip? But
they're gonna have to cook.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
And and me and and me and them people from
this is it. Then got a hook up on the
lady that stole the wangs. You know, we talked about
her yesterday. The chicken wing. So we got we got
four hundred pounds of chicken wings. So we're gonna have
wangs a.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Matter of fact, do they have a deep pride on.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Then you need to bring your problem to hey man, hey, hey, hey, hey,
let's stop this conversation right now.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let me help you understand something.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
What they're not finn do No, no, no, no no,
they're not having that out here.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They don't do that out here, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
And you're coming out here talking about no bringing extra people,
all this talking about they don't care how you split it.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
They get all their money up front. This ain't no
pay as you go.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm just eliminating so I don't need to. I don't
need to cook it matter of fact, and say this
is we don't need to. We don't need the main
service either. Everybody want to clean their own room? Wash
they this is when they get through. Will everybody watch
their dis is when.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
They Why are you even going on vacation?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And why are you in George?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Why don't you lay your cheap ass at home?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Why are you going on vacation cooking, cleaning your own room?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I told them I could get the boat from you.
Everybody knows me, and you connected. You know that, and
I'm just telling them I could get the boat from you.
Come on, man, that make me look good in front of.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Them farist for his friends. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Are y'all gonna split the cost of them?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah? Oh yeah, oh hell yeah. Me and jack ain't
with me and jack just man with me, and huh.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Every couple of paper themself were splitting it, even everybody
bringing the.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Cooler on the coolers.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You said, coop a boat with that mess right there.
You can't come in there bringing out coolers on the
damn people boat man, And you can't split it even
because you know you have a master cabin, which is
called the Owner's Suite Max the Special. Yes, it's called

(04:14):
the Master. They got all the operative stuff in there,
so something. So you and Jackie gonna get that one,
and everybody else is gonna get a cabin.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, So you can't carnival cruise most of the master sweets.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Tommy have.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
His and her clausets take regular glands games of unlitted
plus which one.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Is oh no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
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