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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
See this one is from Betty and Chattanooga. Betty says,
my backyard faces a high school, and the kids come
to the edge of my yard and smoke cigarettes and
hang out before school. I went to the school superintendent
before school started to tell him that I'm not tolerating
it this year. He didn't do anything about it. So
I had to let my dog out in the yard
Monday to scare the teenagers away. I have to attend

(00:24):
a special hearing now, and I could be fine for this.
It's my yard, my dog, and nobody got hurt, so
what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
My dog would be out there to the mall.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
And I'm gonna tell you right now, lady, you ain't
got no problem, because let me tell you something. The
one thing they care about more than new kids smoking
cigarettes is.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Doll is a dog.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I go in there with Peter for the treatment animals.
I have plush down and that. Yeah, my dog wants
to freely be able to walk in his yard and
not be harassed by these children and the smoke my

(01:11):
dog is suffering from secondhand smoke. Come magic here problem
having to suffer that weight and these children are over
here by my sense and my dog.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
They have all them kids, I asked in juvenile to.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I heard it, so all right, see we have time
for another one. This is from Harold, one of your
favorite names, Harold and Naples. Harold says, my wife and
I moved to Florida for a slower pace than nice weather.
We're in our mid sixties and we love jazz and
outdoor concerts. I'm big on meeting people, but my wife
isn't sociable at all. She does not have any girlfriends,

(01:53):
and since she retired, she doesn't even talk to her coworkers.
I didn't realize that moving her away from her family
meant that she would be in my face twenty four
to seven. How do I get her to be more
sociable and find a few things that she likes to do?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, dude, junior sixties and you moved to Naples, Florida
and took her down there. No black people down there,
just the tired people. You ain't even down there listening
to real jazz. That ain't jazz. That's Lawren's wealth down there, Laune,
Well you down there doing big band sound. Y'all wanted

(02:27):
the slow ass pace. You picked that right place, Naples. Lord,
her man, But she ain't got no friends, man that
you want her to go make she it's easy for
guys can make friends easier because we have we don't
have the same requirements. Y'all gets friends when when y'all
can share. She's not finished sit down there and telling

(02:48):
white folks out there, that's all that's down there.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
How do you know this couple is black?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
How do you know that?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Because they complaining? What about one? She down there? I
can't get her hat done. She gotta drive all the
way up to town, man, So we gotta drive all
the way to Tampa to get her damn hat down.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Some butter nails.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
She on the movie, Well you'll get your nails done.
They moved. They got nail shops somewhere. You gotta go
to Tampa to get some barbecues. Yeah, she's all up
in here. Y'all ain't there.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And Florida got this restaurant called Sunny Sonny's Barbecue. Got
really good ass baked beans at Sonny's. Well they had
when I was out there home. The shops there. Sonny's
is pretty big down in the Florida barbe This food chain.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It ain't the greatest. They got good air baked beans.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Though, But so where should she go to meet friends?
To the to the hair salon in.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Tampa or what hair salon in Tampa.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm saying, where should she go?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hansalon in Tampa's in the malls, that's super cuts. Ain't
no black people in there, I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Telling them because her husband is friendly and he doesn't
want her in his face twenty four to seven. He
needs her to find something to do.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
All I can church Church, Well, shouldn't meet a whole
lot more people if you go down a little further
south and go to like Liberty City down.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
In Miami, will.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
They shouldn't know somebody down there or need to hurry
up and find somebody you need so they can tell
you where.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
To go, and not all right up to Dade County.
Baby more this ignorant show.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.