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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, Welcome to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show Man Greatest Morning Showing Up. Today's a
show is dedicated to all the bass fishermen in the world.
Everybody that bass fish. What bass fish, cropping fish, yes, sir,
bucket settles, bream, sunfish them fish, lake fishers, yes, lake fishes. Baby, yeah,

(00:30):
I love lake fishers, man fresh well out on deep
sea another kind of fishing. We're not doing them yet.
We got love for you, but we're just doing that day.
Bank fisher people has got boats, warms and mintos. Look
for them, hunt them down. Big mouth, bast small mouth bass,

(00:51):
come on board, pike, walleye. Let's do something.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You eat them, You eat your catch? Hell yeah, why
know you?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, try to catch your release on my rats except
on Friday, on Fridays. Yeah, so then what you have
to fill your pond your lake up? Again? No, not sure.
They ain't not making babies now, all the babies ain't
gonna make it because big fish do eat little fish.
Understand that. Now understand that. Oh yeah, catfish nature, Hey dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Over here, but I'm a catfish.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I want to that damn bass will suck you down. Man,
that bass will do you, man, that bass eat pretty
much in a bass eat a small duck on the pond. Yeah, yeah,
if it's if it's a big mouth bass.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Though, no, he won't eating.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, no, no, man, a baby dunck, a big a large,
big mouth bath. He'll hit the duck. He'll eat a frog.
Ain't nothing is it anything across that water? Man, You
got movement and he hungry. He's gonna swallow you don't chew.
He just swallowed muscles.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Do the red you're going?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're gone? Yeah, crickets bugs, man, you see them water
bugs laying on top of the water. All of a
sudden you hear go. When you hear that right there,
that's it. He gone.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Surely that's not annoying. There's not a fish noise. You're
drinking seven?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Where are you still wanted by it? Though?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's you don't is good?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're not good. Annoying, angriest comedian ever? No, hell, what
don't need no help? Man and Joe, the let it
be for me to be right, my Joe. You want
to ask sound effects the tommy, Tommy, do you want

(03:10):
any sound effects with your jokes? For sure? The animals
doing sound effects. Okay, would you you you were Junior?
Work good? Go ahead, J Coyote, there you go, Junior.
From now you work with Juni. That's it, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
A big.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
H you and Ju. You'll be right back with some
real funny right not to do? You're listening hard Morning
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