JAB - Ratchet Memorial

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, come on, Steve, introduce your guy, your dude,
your friend. He said, here he is, did you thank
you so? Healthony? Which is the brown thank you?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, I'm always trying to do a money making venture.
I got a brand new one. If you want to
get in, let me know. Here it is. It's called
Ratchet Memorial. How many times have you gone to a
funeral and it just turned out to be the most
ratchet thing in the world we've all been to. I've
seen it at Ratchet Memorial. You not gonna have that

(00:35):
problem because you know it's gonna be ratchet before you go. Yeah,
daddy got a wife and a girlfriend. They both gonna
be there, damn it. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial.
Grandma got a baby. Don't nobody talk about he coming
to the funeral? Front row. Auntie old people some money

(00:59):
and she paid. Asked the way, you can bet your
sweep behind they will be at the funeral. Now, most
funeral homes have six pallbearers. We don't do that at Ratchet.
We want to save you some money. We've put two
wheels on the end of the casket and we roll
Uncle Chester in like a Dolly it is ass fallout.

(01:22):
He fall out. He say like a dollar. If he
fall out, he fall out a ratchet falltchet. Now you
go to the funeral and you never know when people
gonna clown. When we make sure people gonna clown because

(01:45):
we hire actors to clown, to straight up clown, fall
all out, running around the church, pe on themselves, have
a fit, start a fight. That's what we do at
Ratchet Memorial. How do you think of it? And last
but not least, at Ratchet Memorial, A lot of times

(02:07):
you go to a funeral looking to see if your
name's on the program. Don't worry about it. It ain't
gonna be there. Okay, don't even look. Your name will
be left off. That's how we start a fight. If
you don't have a fight, then the funeral ain't right.
Ratchet Memorial, Ratchet. They got better name in the program

(02:33):
and put me in go com right.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wow, I'm getting a break because I sure have one.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
To save money. Instead of spending all that money in
bombing your loved one, we just opened the cask and
and put a big ass fan over there.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
All the great have you hard? What do you say?
We have to go now we have to go.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show