Nickname VS Stage Name

What are the dead giveaways that your wife used to be a skrippa?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, this is from TJ in South Georgia.
He says, my girlfriend and I have been dating for
three years. I'm ready to ask her to marry me.
But a week ago we went to her hometown to
visit her family. Her brothers and her male cousins took
me out on the town and we ended up at
a strip club. The security guard asked, where's Bertie? Two
of the dancers and even the DJ asked us where's

(00:24):
Bertie when they came to speak to us, Steve, Birdie
is my girlfriend's nickname. Whenever they asked about Bertie, her
brothers got tense and they cut their eyes over at me.
Does my Birdie have a pass that I don't know about?
Was Birdie stripper?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, Bertie is not a nickname. Bertie is a stage name.
Let's be clear, because that's why everybody at the club
knew Bertie. Okay, Now, now, how would you know if

(01:04):
your wife is a former stripper? I have a couple
of ways.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Did you Okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
If every time she enters the room she grabs the
edge of the doorway and swings into the room, that's
a damn dead giveaway about she grabbed the edge of
that doorway and swang into that room. That's a damn
dead gibble. If y'all walking down the street. Ye, and

(01:34):
she picked up all the money she see on the sidewalk,
even if it's a quarter nickel of dime. If she
know how to pick up money off the ground, this
is a dead giveaway that your wife could have been
a stripper. If she's standing at the stove cooking and
for no reason at all, she just squat to the

(01:55):
floor and bounced back up, drop it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Like it's hot, for no reason, no reason, man.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What happened. If her favorite song come on, no matter
where she at, and she got to stand up and
bounce in a little circle.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Clap cloud cloud, bounce it, bounce with it.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Every time one of her songs come on. And if
she can make it clap and you can hear it clapping,
Jesus all strip of skill. I love that door.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
She had.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
A lot of shoes that she can't wear the church.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, one more time with the door.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's my face. If she got to grab the edge
of the doorway and swing into the room, Yeah, that's
a dead giveaway. Crazy around all colds the paths by
the fall if she pairs by the playground and just
get them munketballs.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hell, that girl talented? Oh yeah, oh you girl?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Coat?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Where's Bertie? All Rightie coming to you?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
If she says some more biles, ain't got nothing on me.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
If she stayed that, you're flexible.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Coat? All right?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
TJ in South Georgia. All right, Bertie? Where is Bertie?
I wish we had time to do another one, but
I don't think we do squeeze it in. But all right,
here we go. From Marquita in Long Island says I'm
a part of a settlement that came from my dad's death.

(03:52):
I usually get small checks under one hundred dollars and
I deposit them into my personal account. This week's check
with seven hundred and eighty five dollars is my husband
wants me to deposit, deposit it in our savings. The
money is from a big lawsuit my mom filed after
my dad died. Is my husband entitled to any of it?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, let me ask you something. Your daddy died and
the checks is normally one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh, under.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Death.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's a pol death.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You know what? Yeah, this ain't it?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hain't no, But to them.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm really trying to figure out what happened to him.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning My Daddy Died.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
We get a monthly check under Hunted right after this.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.