August 16, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
The World Health Organization identified mpots as a global health emergency.
Jymnast Simone files clap back at Hater's over her new
ermez bag and will tell you which airline allows you
to now tip its flight attendants. That is all coming
up at the top of the hour. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(00:23):
it's happening. It's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is time to ask the clo our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Katanya in Chesterfield. Katanya writes,
my husband went on a three day work trip and
he came back with his undies clean and nicely folded.
I don't fold his undies like that. If he washes
them himself, he never folds them, I mean never.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So who washed and folded them? And why?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, the hotel has that certain it's called laundry. It's
in most hotel rooms. There's a little plastic bags throw
on the hangar in your closet with a little sheet
on it that tells you that. And so then you
could send your draws down there or anything else and
you could request crease draws you could send.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You could request they.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
On you on the way that you you can request
to day eron your sick They have that service at
the hotel, bring it back in a little basket.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
She didn't ask him.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Obviously she going it the wrong way. She's she's looking
for something to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And if he was on the three day business trip,
he was staying at the hotel, so they have that service.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What's wrong? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You don't fold you know some woman folded them draws?
No woman folded them draw you don't think so he didn't.
He didn't rent who runs out of draws when you
got to get them cleaned on the.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Road for three days. He just couldn't pack them his
dirty clothes up and come on back for three days.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's what you're saying. How dirty was them drawl?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They couldn't make it back in that baby, just throwing
them away. I'm standing on mine right now that alibisay,
y'all ain't punched a hole in nothing, not just saying,
hotel provide that service. Going that next time you check
in and look in that calls and see if they
(02:26):
ain't got that play at the bag with that little
sheet on it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right. Next one is Aaron in Southfield. Aaron says,
I'm a nail tech and I did a house call
for a guy that needed a manicure. I put the
video of the man's hands on my TikTok. My husband
said that working at a man's house makes him look bad.
I'm a professional.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Why would he play me like that. Well, it's a
little it's a little unnerving.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You must admit a man's wife going to a single
man's home alone. It just it looked crazy. Yeah, And
ain't nobody saying you not a professional. But now you
got the man's hands on video and all this here.
Now you're over to single man's house. It's just not
a good look for a married woman. I got you
performed the service. It's just not a good look. That's
(03:15):
all enough what your husbands saying. And I wouldn't want
my wife going over some single man's house alone, because now,
first of all, not you know, well, we willk you.
We'll need that money right there, you do somebody out here?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, all right, all right, Moving on to Duane and Biloxi,
Dwayne writes, my wife's grown son came to stay with
us for a weekend, and she said I made him
feel unwelcome. I didn't like him going into the fridge
without asking, or getting too cozy on the sofa. He's
thirty two and never lived with us, so shouldn't he
(03:49):
act like a visitor.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, bruh, bruh. You know it's her son. Yeah, your
and if her and if your son a son always
won't feel like he can go to.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
His mama's house and be home, be at home, right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So he gonna he walking in refrigerator, sitting on the sofa.
What was he supposed to ask?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Can he sit on the sofa? And it's just so
he got to ask you for something to eat? And
I understand what you're saying as a man. If he
was a stranger, I got you. But this happens to
be her son. Yeah, it's her son. Had six Brits
in there. It's folks, it's Fosse sprites in that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now. I know, damn will you ain't he no spright?
Did you have?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, see, I know you don't know him because
he didn't live with y'all. But she had him, and
you got it, and you got and and she and
she just he just visited for a week.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
A weekend, and dog man, now he gone.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And all you had to do is hey, you know
what I mean? Could have get your chance to get
to know the young man. He might be a pool dude. Yeah,
he wasn't over there smoking weed, having people over at
the house.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
He didn't tab none.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He just opened the refrigerator, sat on the cop That
was wrong with your old ass?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, you're at your mom's house.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She can't go in the refrigerator. What right? He better
he better be had something. Yeah, he's crazy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Last one, Steve Filo, Felicia in Morristown writes, my partner
drinks brown liquor and I drink vodka. She's on a diet,
so she drank most of my vodka because it because
it has less sugar. She replaced my vodka with a
cheap brand that I hate. Am I supposed to accept
this or make her buy what I drink?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh? Okay, let me go back to the very beginning.
It is okay, this is her partner.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, my partner. This is from Felicia in Morristown. She says,
my partner drinks brown liquor and I drink vodka.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, so there's two women and they see it. Well,
you know, that's life. That's how it goes. Sometimes sometimes
your girls, sometimes your girl take liberty, m cause.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
She your girl.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, you know if Margie going there and and and
and and drink my favorite coffee cream or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What hell I can't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
See.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What y'all can't do now.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Is getting these relationships and then want to change your
rules want to be These are relationship rules, and they
apply across the board. Those women can pretty much do
the hell like she want to. Now, you got one
she doing like she want to. Anybody, fine, place your
exact macha and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
All this here. Maybe y'all don't need to be together.
How hot y'all?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Y'all got separate vodkas? You you drank brown? I drank clear?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What what did you? Hey? Man? Y'all need to break
up for this go any further? Yeah, this is a
small thing to get in. Y'all Open some liquor. Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know Crown is expensive and Tito.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Boy, Well, the reason I know he don't cost that
much because that's what Monica drank. Knew Mississippi. She buy
everything she buyed down at Target, So I know good. Hell, well,
it can't be that damn much because you see it
at monica house. She done researched it because you know
she got must for degrees, so she done researched it.
(07:30):
And then Tito's is made from fresher potatoes or something,
she said, and you have less Tatories and all this hell,
and like Monica drank Tito because Tino Tito grow your
hair now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Look her back.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, women, if y'all want to get longer hair like
Monica got it all natural, gonna probably have started drinking Tito's.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Crazy that going on for it too. I'm just trying
to help people.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So yeah, her question is if she's supposed to accept
this or make her.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Boy your girl, girl, it don't change. At the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
The World Health Organization identified mpots as a global health emergency.
Jymnast Simone files clap back at Hater's over her new
ermez bag and will tell you which airline allows you
to now tip its flight attendants. That is all coming
up at the top of the hour. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(00:23):
it's happening. It's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is time to ask the clo our chief love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Katanya in Chesterfield. Katanya writes,
my husband went on a three day work trip and
he came back with his undies clean and nicely folded.
I don't fold his undies like that. If he washes
them himself, he never folds them, I mean never.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So who washed and folded them? And why?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, the hotel has that certain it's called laundry. It's
in most hotel rooms. There's a little plastic bags throw
on the hangar in your closet with a little sheet
on it that tells you that. And so then you
could send your draws down there or anything else and
you could request crease draws you could send.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You could request they.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
On you on the way that you you can request
to day eron your sick They have that service at
the hotel, bring it back in a little basket.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
She didn't ask him.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Obviously she going it the wrong way. She's she's looking
for something to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And if he was on the three day business trip,
he was staying at the hotel, so they have that service.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What's wrong? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You don't fold you know some woman folded them draws?
No woman folded them draw you don't think so he didn't.
He didn't rent who runs out of draws when you
got to get them cleaned on the.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Road for three days. He just couldn't pack them his
dirty clothes up and come on back for three days.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's what you're saying. How dirty was them drawl?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They couldn't make it back in that baby, just throwing
them away. I'm standing on mine right now that alibisay,
y'all ain't punched a hole in nothing, not just saying,
hotel provide that service. Going that next time you check
in and look in that calls and see if they
(02:26):
ain't got that play at the bag with that little
sheet on it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right. Next one is Aaron in Southfield. Aaron says,
I'm a nail tech and I did a house call
for a guy that needed a manicure. I put the
video of the man's hands on my TikTok. My husband
said that working at a man's house makes him look bad.
I'm a professional.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Why would he play me like that. Well, it's a
little it's a little unnerving.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You must admit a man's wife going to a single
man's home alone. It just it looked crazy. Yeah, And
ain't nobody saying you not a professional. But now you
got the man's hands on video and all this here.
Now you're over to single man's house. It's just not
a good look for a married woman. I got you
performed the service. It's just not a good look. That's
(03:15):
all enough what your husbands saying. And I wouldn't want
my wife going over some single man's house alone, because now,
first of all, not you know, well, we willk you.
We'll need that money right there, you do somebody out here?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, all right, all right, Moving on to Duane and Biloxi,
Dwayne writes, my wife's grown son came to stay with
us for a weekend, and she said I made him
feel unwelcome. I didn't like him going into the fridge
without asking, or getting too cozy on the sofa. He's
thirty two and never lived with us, so shouldn't he
(03:49):
act like a visitor.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, bruh, bruh. You know it's her son. Yeah, your
and if her and if your son a son always
won't feel like he can go to.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
His mama's house and be home, be at home, right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So he gonna he walking in refrigerator, sitting on the sofa.
What was he supposed to ask?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Can he sit on the sofa? And it's just so
he got to ask you for something to eat? And
I understand what you're saying as a man. If he
was a stranger, I got you. But this happens to
be her son. Yeah, it's her son. Had six Brits
in there. It's folks, it's Fosse sprites in that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now. I know, damn will you ain't he no spright?
Did you have?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, see, I know you don't know him because
he didn't live with y'all. But she had him, and
you got it, and you got and and she and
she just he just visited for a week.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
A weekend, and dog man, now he gone.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And all you had to do is hey, you know
what I mean? Could have get your chance to get
to know the young man. He might be a pool dude. Yeah,
he wasn't over there smoking weed, having people over at
the house.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
He didn't tab none.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He just opened the refrigerator, sat on the cop That
was wrong with your old ass?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, you're at your mom's house.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She can't go in the refrigerator. What right? He better
he better be had something. Yeah, he's crazy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Last one, Steve Filo, Felicia in Morristown writes, my partner
drinks brown liquor and I drink vodka. She's on a diet,
so she drank most of my vodka because it because
it has less sugar. She replaced my vodka with a
cheap brand that I hate. Am I supposed to accept
this or make her buy what I drink?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh? Okay, let me go back to the very beginning.
It is okay, this is her partner.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, my partner. This is from Felicia in Morristown. She says,
my partner drinks brown liquor and I drink vodka.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, so there's two women and they see it. Well,
you know, that's life. That's how it goes. Sometimes sometimes
your girls, sometimes your girl take liberty, m cause.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
She your girl.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, you know if Margie going there and and and
and and drink my favorite coffee cream or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What hell I can't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
See.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What y'all can't do now.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Is getting these relationships and then want to change your
rules want to be These are relationship rules, and they
apply across the board. Those women can pretty much do
the hell like she want to. Now, you got one
she doing like she want to. Anybody, fine, place your
exact macha and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
All this here. Maybe y'all don't need to be together.
How hot y'all?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Y'all got separate vodkas? You you drank brown? I drank clear?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What what did you? Hey? Man? Y'all need to break
up for this go any further? Yeah, this is a
small thing to get in. Y'all Open some liquor. Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know Crown is expensive and Tito.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Boy, Well, the reason I know he don't cost that
much because that's what Monica drank. Knew Mississippi. She buy
everything she buyed down at Target, So I know good. Hell, well,
it can't be that damn much because you see it
at monica house. She done researched it because you know
she got must for degrees, so she done researched it.
(07:30):
And then Tito's is made from fresher potatoes or something,
she said, and you have less Tatories and all this hell,
and like Monica drank Tito because Tino Tito grow your
hair now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Look her back.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, women, if y'all want to get longer hair like
Monica got it all natural, gonna probably have started drinking Tito's.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Crazy that going on for it too. I'm just trying
to help people.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So yeah, her question is if she's supposed to accept
this or make her.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Boy your girl, girl, it don't change. At the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
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