June 14, 2022 • 4 mins
Junior lays out the rules and regulations of this thing we got here and Steve is there to agree or disagree.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So junior, it's summertime and you have some
important side peace rules you gotta know and follow absolutely, Shirle,
it's that time of year. Yeah, and it's gonna happen.
I'm gonna be the voice of reason here. So yes,
I see something wrong with this rule, I'm gonna have
to tighten you up. Okay, that's final. But there ain't
nothing wrong with these rule because this is gon gonna happen.
(00:22):
Here we go. First, rule number one, don't fall in love. Okay,
see what that means is fall in love with your
side piece could mess up the relationship. You just need
to know what this is. It's just six, that's all
we do. It's just man. Just ain't no boys to
(00:42):
me and love just ain't no. Brian McKnight, this is tupac.
How you want it? What Steve you are? Yeah, that's
where it's supposed to work. Who it could happen you
talk about? Yeah that is the goodness. You can fall
(01:09):
fall hard as hell. Go ahead, you all right, here
we go up. Number two. Being a side piece means
keeping your expectations in check. Okay, Yes, I'm going on
family vacation with my family, but I would only be
there when I'm not needed at the house. I mean,
(01:29):
don't don't worry about what we're going. I'll be back.
I can't be there every day. I can only be
there at the day that I'm not needed at the house.
And no, you cannot go on the family Okay. Rule
number three, and this is important. You got to be undercover.
That means you must communicate and meet up with me
(01:52):
without anyone else knowing. You need to act like you
in a spy movie. Did James Byrne we're doing this
number Yes, we're in spy move. I can't communicate that Rythorm.
Don't look at me since signals. Okay, use your hands
since that. I know what that means. I'll be in
the back. I know it. I know what the back at.
(02:13):
You can't instead talk to me directly? Am I right?
That's a very true statement. Okay, yeah, he go. No,
it's very important. You got to know the risks when
you're getting involved with me. Okay, this just isn't about
(02:33):
you and me. It's about you me and huh. Okay,
think about it. Everyone, When you make a move, you
have to know how do you have You have to
consider her too, Yes, oh really, yes, No, her work schedule,
(02:54):
no what time she get home, no what time she
called that? When you know when not to say nothing,
this is important. You have to know the Yes, it's crazy. Now,
this is a big one. And this is one y'all
like to do because when you see it, you confronting
all this stuff. But then what you need to understand.
I don't care who you talking to, even if it's
(03:15):
my whole mama. Okay, never talk and never admit to anything.
If there's some drama things about to get crazy, let
me handle it and let me do all the talking,
all the lying. Right, absolutely, go ahead, I'm in charge
of all lies. Leave it to the experts, right, Yeah,
(03:41):
and hear the last one, last one, This is very important.
That all up was very they are if we're gonna
make this work, calling, they all got to be important, Okay,
and I mean this. No social media, lord, no, there
will be no selfish, there will be none. Don't take
picture of us, just show us holding hands. Don't take
(04:01):
no pictures of us our clothes, don't tag me and
none of these pictures. And definitely don't get in my
d ms. Nothing, no TikTok, no, no snapchat, no faithbook, Twitter,
no nothing, no notes, no text, nothing, no so me nothing,
this don't even exist. Yeah okay, and those of your
(04:22):
rule for this side piece hook up this morning, ump,
would you wow? Well I don't. I don't post nothing,
no damn way. So hey, and if you did post,
I wouldn't know nothing about it. Thank you. Well. Let
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
(04:45):
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, So junior, it's summertime and you have some
important side peace rules you gotta know and follow absolutely, Shirle,
it's that time of year. Yeah, and it's gonna happen.
I'm gonna be the voice of reason here. So yes,
I see something wrong with this rule, I'm gonna have
to tighten you up. Okay, that's final. But there ain't
nothing wrong with these rule because this is gon gonna happen.
(00:22):
Here we go. First, rule number one, don't fall in love. Okay,
see what that means is fall in love with your
side piece could mess up the relationship. You just need
to know what this is. It's just six, that's all
we do. It's just man. Just ain't no boys to
(00:42):
me and love just ain't no. Brian McKnight, this is tupac.
How you want it? What Steve you are? Yeah, that's
where it's supposed to work. Who it could happen you
talk about? Yeah that is the goodness. You can fall
(01:09):
fall hard as hell. Go ahead, you all right, here
we go up. Number two. Being a side piece means
keeping your expectations in check. Okay, Yes, I'm going on
family vacation with my family, but I would only be
there when I'm not needed at the house. I mean,
(01:29):
don't don't worry about what we're going. I'll be back.
I can't be there every day. I can only be
there at the day that I'm not needed at the house.
And no, you cannot go on the family Okay. Rule
number three, and this is important. You got to be undercover.
That means you must communicate and meet up with me
(01:52):
without anyone else knowing. You need to act like you
in a spy movie. Did James Byrne we're doing this
number Yes, we're in spy move. I can't communicate that Rythorm.
Don't look at me since signals. Okay, use your hands
since that. I know what that means. I'll be in
the back. I know it. I know what the back at.
(02:13):
You can't instead talk to me directly? Am I right?
That's a very true statement. Okay, yeah, he go. No,
it's very important. You got to know the risks when
you're getting involved with me. Okay, this just isn't about
(02:33):
you and me. It's about you me and huh. Okay,
think about it. Everyone, When you make a move, you
have to know how do you have You have to
consider her too, Yes, oh really, yes, No, her work schedule,
(02:54):
no what time she get home, no what time she
called that? When you know when not to say nothing,
this is important. You have to know the Yes, it's crazy. Now,
this is a big one. And this is one y'all
like to do because when you see it, you confronting
all this stuff. But then what you need to understand.
I don't care who you talking to, even if it's
(03:15):
my whole mama. Okay, never talk and never admit to anything.
If there's some drama things about to get crazy, let
me handle it and let me do all the talking,
all the lying. Right, absolutely, go ahead, I'm in charge
of all lies. Leave it to the experts, right, Yeah,
(03:41):
and hear the last one, last one, This is very important.
That all up was very they are if we're gonna
make this work, calling, they all got to be important, Okay,
and I mean this. No social media, lord, no, there
will be no selfish, there will be none. Don't take
picture of us, just show us holding hands. Don't take
(04:01):
no pictures of us our clothes, don't tag me and
none of these pictures. And definitely don't get in my
d ms. Nothing, no TikTok, no, no snapchat, no faithbook, Twitter,
no nothing, no notes, no text, nothing, no so me nothing,
this don't even exist. Yeah okay, and those of your
(04:22):
rule for this side piece hook up this morning, ump,
would you wow? Well I don't. I don't post nothing,
no damn way. So hey, and if you did post,
I wouldn't know nothing about it. Thank you. Well. Let
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
(04:45):
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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