Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

August 7, 2025 85 mins

Bill rambles about roasting a legend, playing with Primus, and coffee chains.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-7-17 - Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath, and saying Nuke-You-Lar. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kay Kaiser (Harry Babbit & Ginny Simms) - Chatterbox


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Bill rambles about 'driving an iPad', seeing the sights, and facial recognition.


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Bill rambles about daddy daughter day, the war grift, and saxophone sex scenes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-31-17 - Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes, and MLB.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good 

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Bill rambles about spying phones, classic cool guys, and California grifters.


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Bill rambles about baseball, screens, and California.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-24-17 - Bill rambles about being an old man, microchips, and Aaron Judge. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears


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Bill rambles about scootering in Milan, hotel light controls, and puking stories.


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Bill rambles about stories from the pool, yacht people, and cupcakes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-17-17 Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America, and the Red Sox.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Carrtoons - Thursday Disco (feat. Haile Supreme)


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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite.


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Bill rambles about jet lag, playing with The Pretenders, and Wimbelton.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-17 - Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House, and his new drum kit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Ring My Bell


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Bill rambles about banana ball, Sabbath's last show, and the corporate world.


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Bill rambles about terrible styles, car shopping, and checking out.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-3-25 - Bill rambles about patience, helicopters, and being a booze bag.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Elvis Presley - Change of Habit


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Bill rambles about women who don't need men, instagram head nodding, and Chat GPT therapy.


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Bill rambles about MotoGP, the NBA, and aviation 'experts'.


00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
31:01 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-26-17 - Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast, and minding your p's and q's.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ramsey Lewis - Uhuru


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Bill rambles about the submarine guy, the Middle East, and nerd cities.


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Bill rambles with Josh Homme about his new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs', 'Cats' on drugs, and reviews.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(48:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Queens of the Stone Age - Smooth Sailing


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Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine.


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Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled) 


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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm.


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Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 
(34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about 
Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell 


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Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing.


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