Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati

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June 15, 2026 37 mins

Bill rambles about walking pneumonia, Rhode Island, and the championship Knicks.

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Bill rambles about basketball violence, road game fans, and going back east.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(37:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-11-18 Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Soul Coughing - Soft Serve

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Bill rambles about Michael, comedian Jerry Rocha, and living full time on a cruise ship.

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Bill rambles about the Knicks, Super Villains, and Canadian Hockey.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-4-18 - Bill rambles about the Capitals, recliners, and the Irish News.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Washed Up - 12 Million Miles Away

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Bill rambles about the Blue Note jazz club in Los Angeles, A.I. Mistresses, and not fighting teenagers.

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Bill rambles about health advice, a cruise ship pitch, and gift rejections.

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(33:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-28-18 - Bill rambles about losing Game 7, Hollywood vanity, and Korean Foreskins.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Sonny Rollins - There Is No Greater Love

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Bill rambles about the fall out of bad parenting, blue light glasses, and the beauty and dangers of Australian beaches.

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Bill rambles about dancing robots, tips, and the victimization of Michael Douglas in the 90's. 

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(33:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-21-18 - Bill rambles about Artisan ice cream, expansion franchises, and the Royal Wedding.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ryan Porter - Déjà Vu

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Bill rambles about being late to the game, line cutting, and karate cowboys.

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Bill rambles about Atlanta, scandals, and presidential merch.

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(34:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-26 - Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: St. Vincent - Laughing With A Mouth Full of Blood

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Bill rambles about E=MC2, going to Dodger Stadium, and city problems.

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Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about his upcoming tour with THE CHOPHOUSE BAND.

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(01:02:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-7-26 Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender.

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Bill rambles about Ginger Baker, refrigerators with microphones, and Spirit Airlines.

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Bill rambles about the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and taking a cold plunge.

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(28:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-30-18 Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ahmad Jamal - Poinciana (Live at The Pershing Lounge)

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Bill rambles about A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance.  

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Bill rambles about team logos, blinking robots, and the A.I. Scam.

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(35:54) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-23-18 - Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: John Mayer - New Deep (As/Is Volume 4)

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Bill rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions.

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Bill rambles with the great Bob Odenkirk about his new movie 'Normal', their time together on Broadway, and classic action movies.

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(51:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-16-18 - Bill rambles about taxes, Syria, and not being a rat.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Carrtoons - Action (ft. DJ Jazzy Jeff)

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Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels.

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Bill rambles about North Carolina, remember jokes, and a bankrupt country.

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(44:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-9-18 - Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.

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