Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

February 19, 2026 100 mins

Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis 

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Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling.


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Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 -  Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07)


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Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds.


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Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.

(01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here!  Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season.


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Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay.


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Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names.


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Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation.

(01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview  - Only three games left!  Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.  

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Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.


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Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives.

(01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.


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Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.


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Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes.

(01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here!  Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. 

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Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter.


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Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas.


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Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch.


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Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man. 

(01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Paul is officially out of the running to beat the book, but Bill is holdi...

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends.


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Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares.


00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails.

01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul are joined by former NFL Tight End and com...

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Bill rambles about the Diddy doc, A.I. privacy, and issues with an escort.


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