Celebrating 'May The 4th', a Real WKRP ‘Johnny Fever’ Show & MORE

ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at a fun-filled way to celebrate 'May The 4th' AND how you can earn $1,000 for watching ‘Star Wars’ movies…PLUS – Mo takes a trip down memory lane with a full 3-hour WKRP ‘Johnny Fever’ show consisting of all his TV on-air breaks - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app

Episode Transcript

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You're listening to Later with Moe Kellyon demand from KFI AM six forty.
Coming up soon will be the Maythe fourth Star Wars celebrations all around the
world, but one celebration is returningto a city in California. Let's go
upstate to Danville. Just I'll say, east of Berkeley, south of Sacramento,

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Danville, California, they're having theirStar Wars celebration, returning it had
gone away. The town is celebratingits ninth annual Star Wars Bonanza on of
course, May the fourth. Thefestivities will begin with the family pancake breakfast
either from eight to nine fifteen ornine thirty to ten thirty. You gotta
check on the website for the information, but preregistration is mandatory. Families can

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work off the pancakes with a freezescavenger hunt, which will take place from
eleven to three pm. Wow,that's a long ass scavenger hunt four hours,
Colley. Yeah, think you can'tuse your phone and really make it
that you have to search for theseYou gotta walk all over the state of
California to find R two, Dtwo and BB eight. Goodness gracious,

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yeah, Young jedis can hone theirlightsaber skills at the Jedi Training on the
Town Green from four to five thirtypm. Costumes are encouraged. The training
costs six dollars. Preregistration also requiredand anyone with costume is encouraged to stick
around for a costume contest which willbe at six pm on the Town Green
and the contest will be followed bynighttime showing of Return of the Jedi.

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And this is a rhetorical question,but I'm gonna go ahead and have you
answer to Walla. May the Fourthfor Star Wars uninitiated is a big deal.
Why it is a big deal becausesomehow, some way, we nerds
have chosen to rule the world andhave made May the Fourth taken from May

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the Force be with You, andalmost a holiday for nerds. I know
people who take the day off.They will travel, go to amusement parks
and do all sorts of things.There are different Stormtrooper battalions that get together
for photo shoots. It is tobe love day for those who are for
sensitive really, And it's weird becausethe original Star Wars was released on May

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twenty fifth, so this is somethingwhich is completely fan generated created and now
it's become one of the biggest celebrationsin the world in many respects. Yes,
I mean it's what inspired an actualcelebration at Disneyland. Now they do
the Star Wars After Dark celebration,but this came from even Lucasfilms in Disney

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embracing May the fourth. There's alsoa Revenge of the Fifth, which is
a nod to the Sith, thosewho align themselves with the dark side of
the fourth. So, like me, it's a thing. Also, you
can earn one thousand dollars for watchingStar Wars movies. Yes, what the

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hell? Yes, all the timesI used to watch the original Star Wars
A New Hope, which is episodefour, I used to watch it every
single day after school on VHS whenI came home from school. I've seen
that movie at least one hundred andfifty times conservative estimate. Oh no,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Youthought this was for you. You can't,

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no, I can't. No.But the point is I've watched it
so many times and I never gota dime for No. No, no,
mo, you can't. You've watchedit too many times to count.
You probably know all the words,you know the score, you're a fan,
correct. Okay, So this job, if you will, is being

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offered to a single candidate who,for whatever reason, has never seen a
Star Wars film or a Star WarsTV series, or played a Star Wars
video game, not collected the comicbook action figure. Those people don't exist.
There's a few, really, there'sa few. They also have no

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friends, very lonely people. Sothis person who supposedly exists, starting in
chronological order by release date, theywill watch episode four A New Hope,
all the way to episode nine,The Rise of Skywalker, and the chosen
candidate or Wookie rookie as they're called, will be tasked with watching all nine

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films within a week, likely sometimein May late May, because the original
Star Wars was, as I said, released on May twenty fifth, nineteen
seventy seven. In return, financeBuzz will pay one thousand dollars plus one
hundred dollars for any related expenses food, milk, streaming service fees. It's

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perfect spring break watch all of themovies. Get one thousand dollars for a
non fan who may likely become afan in the end. That actually seems
like they're being underpaid. If it'sto watch. You know, they are
either the sequels or the jj Abrams. No eulogy. You are being underpaid.
One thousand dollars is basically nothing,and you're giving up nine times at

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least twenty seven hours of your time. There are some who do that anyway,
though. Look I've watched it onehundred and fifty times that I haven't
received one dime. I think you'rejealous. I am jealous. The only
thing I've gotten out of Star Warsis a selfie with jj Abrams. That
was righteous too. Oh it's agood night though. Yeah, that was
a great knight. That was agood night like stars. That's right,

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you were hanging out with Rape Park. Yeah, that was Darth mall night
Mark. Do we ever tell youabout that story? I don't think so.
We went to the world premiere ofthe jj Abrams Star Wars The Force
Awakens terrible look on Hollywood red carpethad We went to the uh Star Wars

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Lounge. Were at the red Itwhatever you wanted to eat, whatever you
wanted to drink, watching the filmwith all of the stars. All the
stars in the movie were there.Yes, Ray Park walk walks by Darth
maul Swalla makes a b line forhim, big fan. We're in this
hallway in which later on were uhbecause they had this tent which was constructed

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and everything was happening inside the tent. Is this like approaching a bison?
Is this what we're leading up toyou? No? Not at all.
Jj Abrams is walking down and said, well, Dan, I'm gonna get
me a selfie with him. SoI run out there with my camera and
everything, and my phone didn't workat first, and he was very patient,
was very kind and got a selfiewith jj Abrams. But it was
It was a Star Wars World premiereafter the first two trilogies. The night,

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the energy that night was ridiculous andto see with all this, oh
the best part I forgot about this. Remember they brought out all the original
trilogy stars. Yes, that's notsaw Peter almost fall. Yeah, when
you were standing next to jj Abrams, did you have time to whisper into
his ear that what he's done toStar Trek and Star Wars should have landed

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him in prison. I'm a fanof both. A Turkish prison. I
didn't like Rise of Skywalker, butno one likes Rise of Skywalker so that's
fair. But at least at leastJJ Abrams turn as Star Wars it followed
the original beat by beat. Tosay you didn't like that is to say
you did not like a new hope. It's to say that they were objectively

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terrible and nowhere near in the sametime. How are you a newsman and
not know the difference between objectivity andsubjectivity? Because those think it's terrible though,
the people responsible for those, startingwith Abrams and working the way down,
they belong in front of a tribunalat the Hague. They were awful.
No, no, no, onlyRan Johnson, the last Ran Jones.

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N Oh, you're doing that onpurpose is a sign of disrespect.
I get it. No different thanSissy. Okay, Okay, now I
get it. Please please proceed.Yeah, and Liam Neesom's I'll give you
that one I had. I didn't. I didn't mind the Force Awakens.

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It was yes, it was beatby beat. Nope for no. Like
Star Wars, it had enough nostalgiaand I was fine as a starting point.
It just never built upon it.We never had everyone in the Millennium
Falcon, you know, Lea andLuke never met up except through astral projection.
Uh Lando never caught up with Leah. And it's just it was disjointed

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in that way, very unsatisfying.And that middle movie was the worst thing
that has ever had Star Wars aspart of its title, which one of
those pieces of calplop did Han Sologet killed in? That was the first
one, one of the absolute worstand most worthless character deaths in all of
film history. Well it doesn't matterbecause he showed up and rises Skywalkery spoiler

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alert. Nothing beats that slow.They can't killed. They killed Luke or
he killed himself himself. Yeah,Jedi sigh. Yeah he was. He
was tired. He just had fadeout. Yeah. Yeah, he was
so lazy. He didn't even getoff his planet to come help out come
see sis, just drank his bluemilk. He was old. He needed

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a force snap awful? Are youliterally was like, get off my lawn.
He was he was. He turnedit. He turned into Yoda.
He was angry at everybody, youknow, and then he sat down and
commiserated with Yoda. Yeah, I'mYoda. Suck those movies did, right,

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he is. If I am sixforty, We're live everywhere. iHeart
ready out you ready to do thenews now making the moment. Well,
that's not helping do or do not? There's no try God damn. Ok.

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We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio appa show programming note. Just wanted
to let you know I'm going tobe out of town tomorrow, so in
for me tomorrow will be Chris Merrill, who will be keeping the chair warm.
Sorry, Mark, they didn't wantyou to host? Would it kill
you just once in a while?Really? What to let you host?

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Well, you don't think I coulddo it? No, I think you
could do it. The people don'twant you to do it. The people.
Yeah, the people. I seethe people. The people have spoken.
Yeah, like Bill Cops, thepeople, the people. If you're
gonna cite Cosby, then then I'llback right now. Okay, Yeah,
I will not be in the chairtomorrow night. Got to roll up to

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Sacramento my Dojong Hop Kitto Studio.You're participating in a seminar and I'm leading
the school. So I'll be goingup there for Saturday morning seminar and probably
dinner Saturday night. I'd be backSunday, but Friday I will not be
in the chair. Chris Barrel willbe here in my stead. I don't
know if he's going to do hisshow. And I think he's gonna do

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his show. I don't think they'llbe doing the movie, game and everything,
but just giving everyone a heads up. Oh so none of the none
of the later with MK stuff.Then well the only problem is I don't
think Tawala is gonna be producing tomorroweither, and it's kind of a it
could be unwieldy. Yeah, tryingto do the game, you have to

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pull the clips and get the callsand can are you gonna be here tomorrow?
I'm not. I'm not really goingup north you Okay, Well it's
like I said when I showed upat the office today and you guys were
talking. Okay, now we havea quorum, So we're not going to
have a quorum on Friday. No, we're not. And so you have
to find someone else to buy yourfood. No movie review from me,
then, if you're not doing it, I'm not doing it. That's right.

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He got food bought for him today, that's true. That's true.
But as far as Tomal's concerned,No, people don't know Kenna. You
had some wonderful, wonderful to molliesthat you brought in. Yeah, how
did you make them? How longdid it take you to make them?
Well, I woke up at seventhirty this morning. I know it's an
all day thing. Yeah, prettymuch. Thankfully, my future soon to

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be mother in law was in town, so she was able to help me
with the prep and stuff. Andshe makes Tomali's every Christmas, so it's
kind of like seamless for us.But uh, yeah, I woke up
at seven thirty, started making halapinocheese and cheese Tomali's, and then had
to wait for Sam's Club to openbecause I use a rotisserie chicken like the

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big redisty chickens. When there gotthe chicken, had the red chili Tomali's
already and in the pot by tenthirty eleven ish, and then those cooked
for a few hours, and thenI drove over here to hand them all
to you. That's only like onetenth of the food that we had here
today. It was really really insane. You had the for Sharon Bellio's birthday.

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You had two different types of cupcakesand brownies, and then we had
the tamales, and then you,for some reason, decided to order pizza
as well panicked. I was like, I don't know. Yeah, I
was like, I didn't think.I don't know if I brought enough Tomali's.
I don't know if my tamalis aregoing to be a hit or we're
any good. So I'm just gonnahave a backup to my plan A.

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So I had a Plan B,and that was pizza. Well, we're
gonna need more Tomali's before we cangive you a definitive answer, So if
you could bring bring some more intomorrow, that'd be great. Can you,
like just work real hard all dayand then make sure I have someone
in Sacramento. Uh, if youYeah, we can meet halfway. Well,
we're both driving up north than Ican here. Yeah, it out

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the window on her way up.It's fun. How she didn't just tell
both of us to go to hell. No, she's nice. She doesn't
do that. She would do thatnow, Bethany, she would tell us
to go to hell. She wouldn'tshe would she would, she wouldn't care.
But we have so much food inthe studio today. It was insane.
And that's the best part about workingat night because there's usually always food,

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and if you come in early enough, you get the food from the
Conway show and we'll get our ownfood here. You know, it must
suck to work in the morning.They never get me good and there's like
nobody here. So it's all forus, all for us. Oh okay,
it's a godsend tonight. But thepeople during the day have company events
that we don't make it too becausewe show up so late. It all
balances. Yeah, we get theemail like they're serving lunch in the red

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room and they're serving hot dogs orwhatever. It's like not for us.
Look, I am not driving anhour and a half because it's not that
far, but it's still an hourand a half in the middle of the
day to get here at eleven am. For some hot dogs or if
they have in and out or whatever, and you know the party room and
that's after because we don't get donetill like ten eleven o'clock, right,

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so you know, so it's notworth all that, So we have to
make our own party here. Wehave the most that's right. We have
the best food and everything. Weeven have the best humor, with the
exception of Mark Ronner. He's theexceptions to the room. A notable exception.
Yeah, yeah, Oh, youdidn't even hear the joke. I
got off at your expense earlier.You brought that back. I'm sure it's
a masterpiece, so let's hear it. I can't. I can't remember it

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now. Stephan helped me remember.It has something to do. And oh,
you're not supposed to feed the animalsor something like that. You can't
feed the bears. It was thecoyotes. Coyotes. Yes, he brought
a stick, and he said,oh, I bring a stick with me
on the walk to protect my dogsjust in case they run into the coyotes.
Yes, we bite. And you'relike you you just completely ran pasted

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it. And Stephan and I lookedat each other like you didn't hear it.
No, I mean, because Iexpect you did come back at me,
but you didn't. No, let'spause to give it the laugh it
deserves. Okay, next, let'slet's keep moving. No, no,
no, we can always play itback. No, you can play it
you No, we could have Stefanget it in the news break and then
play it back for the last segment. Well, if you're a listener,
now, lucky you. The comedytime, it was great, It was

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fantastic. Oh, you just completelymissed it. I'm sure it was downright
Cosby esque. It was. Itwas it was Cosby, just without the
sexual assault. I like you saidthat. I didn't. I don't think
we have to say alleged anymore withCosby. Okay, well, here's the
if you're convicted and the conviction isoverturned, how do you I'm being serious

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in the newsroom, how do youwhat's the phraseology. I'm just saying,
I don't think with Cosby we reallygot to hedge our bets at this day,
really don't. I'm just saying,as far as news protocol, well,
we were just if you really wantno, we were having a discussion
about this not long ago, becauseyou know, we if somebody is convicted.
I had noticed in some stories thatpeople were still editors were still saying

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alleged if somebody was convicted, andI thought that was a little bit too
much belt and suspenders, right,right, But if in the cases you're
talking about, it's case by case, you have to look at the details.
Okay, Bill Cosby, he's convicted, but the conviction was overturned,
you wouldn't say alleged formally convicted.All his convictions are overturned. I'm not

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full. I'll tell you there wasonly one conviction and that was the one
which put him in prison for hissentence, which was like three to ten
years. Well, I'm going todefer to you as the staff Cosby expert,
and I know that that's what you'regoing to be doing with your time
when you go home tonight. Absolutely, but that conviction, that singular conviction,
was overturned. But if you wereto end up in another news report,

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how do you refer to that?Here's the deal. Even if Cosby's
conviction has been overturned, you probablystill don't want to let him make you
a drink? Is that good?That wasn't exactly the answer I'm looking for,
But I guess that's that's what I'mgoing to get all the judges except
that k if I Am six fortylive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. You're

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listening to Later with Moe Kelly ondemand from KFI AM six forty. But
I know not everyone is old enoughto remember WKRP in Cincinnati, but the
Irony for me was one of myfavorite shows, and to end up working
in radio kind of strange. ButKenna I know you don't remember the show,
but it was about this fictitious radiostation and all the shenanigans which went

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in went on in the station.One of its main characters was doctor Johnny
Fever, played by Howard Hessman.And I don't know if Mark runners He's
distracted at the moment. But Idon't know if anyone knows Johnny Fever's real
character name. No, he wait, his real like the character on the

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Tevin Show, what he was whenhe wasn't Johnny via correct? Correct his
real character name? Get this JohnCaravella. I didn't know that really?
Yeah, that rings a bell.What about Venus Flytrap? Real name?
Yeah? Let me see, I'mscrolling. There's her Venus. It doesn't

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say, it does not say.Oh no is Gordon Simms? Okay,
Gordon Simms. Yep. It wassuch a I'll tell you easily one of
the most popular things I've ever written. I got the guy who played Les
Nessman to sit down with me.I can't think of his name at the
moment. I'm having a little brainthing. The Richard Sanders. Yeah,

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I got Richard Sanders to sit downwith me in an auditorium at the Seattle
times and watch the episode where theydropped the turkeys out of the helicopter.
Yes, and we just turned onthe tape recorder and talked while the episode
was played. I still get mailabout that to this day, the episodes
where they didn't know that turkeys couldn'tfly. Just God is my witness.
I thought turkeys could fly. Itis a funny, funny show. Part

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of why it was so funny,Kenna, for your personal edification, Johnny
Fever and I didn't know this untilrecently. What part of his character history
was. He was a DJ fromLos Angeles who was kicked off the air
and then he was like I justyou know, marooned in Cincinnati. He
was trying to rebuild his career.Do you remember why he got kicked off

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the air? He said, booger, booger, that's right, yes,
And to think Bill Handle the reasonI bring him up. His character was
very popular and he part of theshow involved him introducing records back announcing records

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because he was spinning music. Butwe never got to hear the music.
You just hear what they call hisbreaks. Someone on the internet took all
of his breaks from all the showsand put together a real three hour Johnny
Fever show. Of course we can'tplay at all, but if you've heard

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the show, you know that he'llannounce the music, but then they actually
put in the music in the formof a show. All right, Black
Boys from Townsend and it's eight oseven am on the Mighty KRP, where
the doctor Paul is vers, here'sthe Boss Fringstein, Hungry Harten, I
kind of dock and it's a threehour show and it is so cool,

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by the way, you've touched on. One of the reasons it was so
long before it ever came out onDVD was because all those music clearances were
an absolute nightmare and they were expensive. Nightmare. It's a nightmare. That's
why we can't play it for youright now. Yeah, that won't be
on the podcast. Yeah yeah,I'm gonna find the link right now out
and put it up on threads becauseit's really really well done. I don't

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know how long it must have takenthis individual to do this, because it's
a three hour show, but toget all the links together and the music
together, it's really really well done. And that's the best part of people
with free time because they get toput out this really cool stuff. So
I'm putting it out on threads rightnow, just in case you haven't seen

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it. Johnny Fever w k RP, and it's a real Johnny Fever show.
Did you ever watch You watched WKRP, didn't you? Twaller, Oh,
of course, of course, ofcourse. It's interesting. You used
to work with the Venus swag Trapson. Very very cool kid. Tim.
I had hung out a few timeswith senior Tim Reid. Well yeah,

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he and Daphne Maxwell read his wife. I would book him for the
previous show that I worked, andhe was very cool guy, very very
cool guy. But I'm actually surprisedlike they did the they did like a
live updated one off version of TheJeffersons. They did one of Different Strokes

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and Good Times. They never didone of WKRP in Cincinnati. I'm really
surprised there was no type of reunionshow or anything for that cast. I
think there was Jimmy Kimmel, whohad a relationship with Norman Lear though,
right, yeah, yeah, Iknow this wasn't a Norman Lear show.
I'm just saying I'm surprised, givenhow beloved it is, you never had
any type of revisitation of the showon any level, and radio is more

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popular than ever now, it seemslike it would make sense to do that.
Right. For them to have asecond Fraser show, a callback Fraser
show, as opposed to not aWKRP show just seems strange to be.
I know a lot of the principalplayers are gone now, but still there
was an opportunity for it, andthey never revisited for whatever reason. But

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I just put it out on threads. You could listen to it. It's
well worth the listen, and youKeanu as a radio professional, you cannot
work in radio and not know WKRPin Cincinnati. I'll check it out this
weekend. Now you have to checkit out tonight next time. Next time
I see you, I'll talk toyou tomorrow. I'll text you, I'll
call you. I will quiz you. I'll ask you what is the station's

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mascot? After she makes the Tamali'sNo, this is gonna be one of
the same. She can make thetop the tamalis out of my car window
me, you'll quiz me. That'sright, I want to know what is
the station's mascot. Anyone who's seenWKRP in Cincinnati knows what the station mascot

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is and who was wearing the suit. Here's a hint. The station's call
letters were KRP, and the mascotwasn't crap. Well the other thing most
people look, I didn't even knowwhat that mascot was until that show,
Okay, because I had never heardof that until that episode. Yeah,
you don't want to give it awaybecause homework. Yes, so we have

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a deal, all right. Youhave to memorize the theme song too,
man, Okay, that's not hard. Okay, baby, if you ever
wonder, wonder whatever became of me, I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati w KRP. Yeah, youcan't play it on the show after

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the bumper with all those music rightsand clearances issues, and so you just
have to make do with me.You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on
demand from KFI AM six forty.I just want to remind everyone I'm not
going to be here tomorrow. ChrisMerrill's going to be in my place.
I'm going up to Sacramento. I'llbe posting all the photos on Instagram,

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on Facebook and wherever so you cansee what I'll be into this weekend should
be a lot of fun, shouldbe pretty interesting. But Chris Merrill's going
to be in for me tomorrow sinceMark Ronner turned down the opportunity. Stefan,
No, no, no, no, you turned down the opportunity.
I like Merrill, he's a gooddude, it is, but still would

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kill you to have me fill inevery now and then. Look, you
have to talk to the muckety MUCKsabove me. I'm afraid of authority figures.
I tried to you, the rabblerouser, you the trouble maker.
I've had a lifelong antipathy toward allauthority figures, even the ones who are
nice to me, You, theish stir. You have told me a

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lot of yarns. You spent alot of yarns of you getting into trouble
once upon a time. They're notyarns, they're true. What's the law?
How should I say this? Whatwas the most egregious thing that you
did that you're willing to share onthe radio. I never did anything really
malicious or damaging. I mean likeI put a centerfold on a pull down

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map and just waited for a teacherto find it. This went on for
a few weeks before he finally didit, and I happened to not be
in the class, but boy didI hear about it. And I just
did stuff like that. I wasjust a harmless, wise ass and prankster
and I never did anything that causedserious damage. Canada. Did they have
pulled out maps when you were inschool? Uh? Yes, when I

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was in elementary school. But thenthey took away a lot of the whiteboards
and all this pull down stuff formore what they called smartboards. Okay,
did you ever in your educational lifehave a chalkboard? No, Stephan did
you have a chalkboard? I suredid, Okay, I just want to
make sure you never have you everused a chalkboard? Yes? And you

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say now that've gotten rid of whiteboards. When I was in elementary school,
they it was like fourth grade goingon, like fourth to sixth grade.
At some point they removed like wehad whiteboards all along the walls, and
at one point they removed the middlewhiteboard, like the biggest portion of the
whiteboard that the teachers used to doeverything on, and they replaced it with

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a smartboard, which is basically likea touchscreen projector whiteboard thing that never worked.
They were always trying to calibrate it, and so we would be sitting
in class trying to learn math ordo a history project, and all of
a sudden, the smartboard touch portionof it would not work, So then
the teacher has to wait for itto calibrate and touch the smart pins to

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each corner of the screen to makesure that the smartboard was calibrated. I
think we had that kind of problemwith those nasty overhead projectors. Question I
was gonna say, did you everuse an overhead projector? Yes? I
did? Okay, but I knowexactly what she's talking about because I was,
I'm obvious a little older. Solike when I was getting into high

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school, that's when we got thesmartboards. Exactly what she said. They
never work, and they were supposedto be this like advanced technology and they
don't have to use a you know, whiteboards or chalkboards anymore. Never worked.
You don't know the joy of chalkdust everywhere on you or fingernails on
the truck. Right. I hatethe feeling of chalk. I hate the

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sound that it makes when it goesagainst the pavement or a chalkboard or anything
like. Do you know what itmeans like fingernails on the chalkboard. Yes,
okay, that's just that. Justyou saying that gave me goosebumps.
Thinking about a chalkboard gives me goosebumps. The great thing about those overhead projectors
that we had in school was youhad to have the room completely black please
them. How plate lights had tobe out and they sounded like a diesel

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truck. Yeah, because they hadthis fan which was so loud to keep
them cool. They were so inefficient, that's the way I can describe it.
But that's all we knew. That'sall we had. I can't even
imagine what a smart board is.I mean, I understand what she's how
she's explaining it, but I've neverhad to use one in my academic years,
which has been a long time ago. Now, see that shows to
her point that they did there waslike pointless because now I don't think they're

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even using them anymore because they wereso bad. No, they took them
out. My mom works at theelementary school that I used to go to,
and you go, I go therenow and they don't have those smartboards
up. Now. It's another whiteboard, but it's a projector screen it's just
strictly a projector, and everybody doeseverything on their tablets. Bring back the

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chalk, Just bring back the chalk. Just make it simple. If chalk
was good enough for me, it'sgood enough for you. Okay, crickets,
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