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You're listening to Later with Moe Kellyon demand from KFI AM six forty.
It is now time for the gamewhere you choose your own cinematic adventure.
There are ten movie clips that wehave assembled from various decades in American movie
history, as we do each andevery Friday night, and your job is
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to pick one and then name themovie from which it comes. Some days
we play for prizes and some dayswe play for fun. After hearing the
clip, you can ask for helpfrom anyone in the studio or in your
house. You can Google, youcan text a friend, you can lie,
cheat, steal, we don't care. But the answer is up to
you. You'll have thirty seconds fromthe end of the clip and one hint
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from those of us in the studioto give the right answer. Now,
let's get to it. This isname that movie quote Classic Answer forty.
We're live everywhere in the radio applet do this. Joining us in the
studio is Tiffany Hobbs is gonna behelping us out tonight. I was trying
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to swallow something and then you know, my voice got caught up. You
get some help from Mark Runner,and you have I need to call I
guess Robin Little R. So they'renot confused with Robin Big R. Robin
Little R is handling the game tonight. She's on the ones and twos and
for Stephan. Stephan's around, buthe's just doing other stuff. So Robin's
gonna be managing this show and hasbeen managing the show quite well. This
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evening, we're playing for free movierentals from Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment
Red Box specifically. And if youdon't know how we play, it's real
simple. I'll bring you up.You'll pick a number between one and ten,
assuming you know the number that youwant is still available or whatever is
available. Then we will play aclip corresponding to the number you choose,
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and then you'll have about thirty secondsor so to guest the movie. If
you need help, we will giveyou help, will give you hints,
We'll give you everything you need toget you across the finish line. We're
not here to embarrass you, butif you want to embarrass yourself, that's
fine. That's fine. There's nojudgment here, just love and affection.
So let's go to the phones.Now, let's talk to Eileen and Lakita
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Eileen, tell me about your evening. How are you tonight? I'm well.
On yourself, I'm doing well.There are worst jobs that I can
have right now other than, youknow, just playing movies on the radio
and talking to you. Did youhave a good week? I get and
I just had a really nice dinner. And I've never played this or heard
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about it. I listened to KFYconstantly, but I'm already embarrassing myself.
No, no, not at all. No. We love first time callers,
we really do. So I'm gladthat I gave you the rundown.
You are first up, so youcan choose any number between one and ten.
Okay, I'm going with five.It's a good start. Here is
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number five. Here we go overthe next twenty one days. You're all
going to experience intense mental and physicalstrain. Okay, you just pace yourself
to copy that. Just got alittle over excited. Sorry. At this
point, you may be asking yourselfwhy am I holding this thirty pounds cinder
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block in my hands? You mightalso ask yourself why does this cinder block
have a long piece of string tiedto it? And finally, why is
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the other end of this string tiedsecurely to your penis. And the answer,
ladies, is trust Eileen. Thisis a very funny movie. I
hope you've seen it. Do youneed some hints? Yes, Will Ferrell,
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Vince Vaughan, Luke Wilson, LukeWilson, and my boy Blue.
Does that help you out at all? Not yet, we're going streaking through
the quad. Yes. Did youhave someone there who was helping you?
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Did I hear a voice in thebackground, No, that's me talking to
myself. Well, yourself got it. Yourself was right on the money.
But I see you didn't embarrass yourselfat all. Thank you so much.
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You're most welcome now. Since Iwould consider you a new listener, hopefully
I can turn you into a longtime listener. Have some fun with us
all the time. Please. Oh, I'm not a new listener. I'm
a new listener in that nighttime.Oh okay with my boyfriend Bill Handle and
I just keep going. Look,so that means you're cheating on him with
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me? Well you know. Yeah. Well let's just go on and make
this official. Aileen, thank youso much for calling in tonight, and
please have a wonderful weekend. Thankyou to do the same all of you,
Thank you very much. Absolutely,let's go to Bill in Torrance,
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my old stomping grounds. Good evening, Bill. What's going on the same
old thing, Moe and you?You know what, This is the same
old thing. But I love whatI do. I love being able to
talk to folks like you, andI love being able to talk about movies.
So I'm in a good place.Hopefully you're having a good week,
or at least putting a bad weekto an end. I'm putting a good
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week to a good end. I'mworking right now. But it's my Friday
night. So well, let mejust ask you this. Are you under
the influence of any substances? Hopefullynot? Okay, not the president bomy.
Okay, I guess it's still early. You know we still got a
few hours left. You know howwe work, Okay, you know how
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we play this game? Yep,all right. You can choose any number
except number five between one and ten. What say you, lucky seven?
Here it comes? Eat his ass? Watch this daus name Max? What
are you doing? What kind oflulu formation? Your bullet? It's a
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sacred Oh, it's a sacred Yourdummios can't even run a SIPT for draw
and you got secret formations for brains. Ain't no saying Wow, let's call
to up to you. Oh it'ssoup you. This is a devastates avenue
over forty points, a game ofthis offense overload of defense on this droug
side Burnham one on one the other. You got a bad attitude and you
don't listen. We do things righthere my way. You understand that you
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think you're in some fantasy school books. You show me the kind of smarts
makes me wonder if you know thedifference between the sneeze and on what part
you're gonna be taking string all yourluck? Boy Man Kilmber loves a bag
on your boys. Sammy been onhim all see see Oh give me a
break bill? Do you need ahash? I do? Okay? That
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was the voice of the legendary JohnVoight for the most part going off.
He was in the scene opposite JamesVanderbeek. You could probably tell it's a
football movie Friday night Lights wrong.But you're warm. You're warm. It's
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only because Friday Night Lights has todo with high school football. You're very
warm. You're right next door.I'm drawing a blank mo if you don't
play on junior varsity. You playon oh varsity. Okay, you're halfway
there. Well time. Are youfamiliar with the movie a little bit?
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I like my sports movies. Uuh huh yeah. John Floyd was great
in that fantastic It's a really it'sreally good movie. Well you, Bill,
can I ask you? Are youfrom Torrents or just living in Torrents?
I am working in Torrents right now. I am actually from the lovely
city of Lahabra in Orange County.Okay, So you have a little bit
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of a drive. I drive allnight. Okay. Well are you are
you driving right now? Are youdriving okay? In a parking lot?
Well, you're a winner in aparking lot. Well, thank you,
moll. That's nice to hear.Bill. I want you to have a
wonderful weekend. Be safe on yourdrive home to Lejabra, and let's do
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this game again sometime soon. Well, we'll try it for next Friday night.
Brother. I'll listen out for you. Bill. Be well, thank
you. It's later with mo Kelly, more of your calls, more of
our prizes, and we're gonna havesome more fun on the other side of
the break. If I AM sixforty Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
You're listening to Later with mo Kellyon demand from KFI AM six forty.
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Can if I AM six forty itis Later with mo Kelly. We're live
everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. Aswe continue, name that movie cult Classic
and Tiffany Hobbs is just breaking stuffin the studio. I think I got
the mic that always breaks. Yeah, I've heard about this one. Twala
cleanup on Aisle four. Golly,let's go back to the phones. Let's
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talk to James and Coleton. James, thank you for being patient on the
line. How are you doing thisevening? Oh? Pretty good? Just
drinking a beer. Got off ofwork, all right? I like that.
Yes, you are ready for this. Have you played the game with
us before? Oh? I playit when you guys are you know,
I play I haven't called, butI play it when you guys are playing
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it. I like that. Ilike that. So you are a first
time caller for the game itself.Always good to hear. All right,
James, since you know how weplay this, I need you to give
me a number between one and ten, with the exception of five or seven.
I'll kick three. Here we go, Ready, position common crouch.
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I want to see matted fur andyellow taste. Basic stall tell me some
slaver mule is a tool. Kidsuse it. Now Here is a monster
who looks like a scare. Youwant a hope of passing this class,
you better each breathe a sweet scary. It's a rather short clips, but
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I think that there are enough hintsin it that would probably give it away.
Do you have any idea, James, I have no clue. Okay,
let me play it again. It'sshort enough. I could play again.
Here we go, Ready, posician, common crouch. I want to
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see matted fur and yellow taste.Basic stall tell me some slav ule is
a tool? Kids use it.Now Here is a monster who looks like
a scare. You want a hopeof passing this class, you better eat,
breathe and sweet scary? Okay?In the cast or John Goodman,
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Billy Crystal, Dan Scanlon, JohnKrasinski, Charlie Day, Bonnie Hunt,
Steve with Shimmy, it's a cartoon. Yes, does a big hint right
there? Monsters inc Close Wow close, But the but the hint tonight is
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education Monsters University here we go,James, is there someone there with you?
Yeah, my family. That's theway it's supposed to be. He's
supposed to always let your friends andfamily help you out. Well. Congratulations,
great job. You've been listening before, now you're playing, and now
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you are a winner Monsters University.Well done, sir. All right,
thanks, Hey, have a beerfor me, not too many, and
hopefully we get to hear from youagain. Okay, thank you. Have
a great weekend, James. Let'sgo to Greg in Alhambra. Great,
good evening. How are you doingtonight? I'm doing well. How you
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doing? I'm doing great. Comingto the end of the week is a
good way to end the week.Are you under the influence of any substances
by chance? Just life? Baby? Okay, okay, that's good enough.
Have you played the game with usbefore I play it every Friday?
I listen to you guys all thetime, Conway, you and uh Nori
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during my shit, so I alwaysplay with you guys. First time calling.
All right, outstanding. You canchoose any number except three, five
or seven. Let's go one.We got was carrying all the weight for
them doing the joke opinion. Iknow that I know him really well.
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Good, you can get his ticket, I said, on me and him
share the same cooking mania time,and that should make it easier to get
next to him. I said,he used to be my grind partner.
I mean I left to the end. Feed me what the fuck is wrong
with you? Say it's cool?Biface had left me only one choice,
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the strength of a gesture, Ithought, with no voice, M greg
Man, it's a classic, Yesit is. You're halfway home, and
its education. Well, I said, that's some of the movies, not
all of the movies. But thisyou can say, this is all you
can say. This is a rehabilitationmore than education. Learn a lot from
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this, yes, American me.Correct? Well, don did you need
the help or did you just pullfrom your memory? No, I just
pulled from memory. Yeah. Whenyou hear Edward James almost and you hear
pie face, if you've seen themovie, you will know that's from the
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movie. So well, well,I was thinking, I was thinking American
me, but with the education,I was like, stand and deliver or
American me. That's a good point. But you trusted your gut so that
was good. Absolutely, Thank youguys, man, I love you.
Guys. Great, we love youas well. Thank you for calling in
and being a part of the game. This time is supposed to just listening.
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Thanks. I appreciate it. Havea great WEE can be safe out
there. You toobe. You willsee. We have some good callers tonight,
longtime listeners, first time callers.I think they're listening to me when
I say trust your gut. There, they're relaxing. They're actually listening to
the clips. They are aware ofthe hints in the clips. They're listening
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for the actor and working their wayback from there. It feels like class
and you are the teacher. Areyou trying to make a pun? Given
the movies tonight? I sound smart, Yes, very educating. You sound
professorial. Almost all right, let'sget one more call in before we go
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to the break. Let's talk toVal in Los Angeles. Val Are you
there? I'm good? How Iam doing well? What was your eveningfe
before you called it? What wereyou doing? I've been listening to you
guys since Tim Conway. Oh okay, well I'm earlier that night. I
love that you were listening earlier.Now you're listening later. See what I
did there? Yeah? Yeah,have you played the game with us before,
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never, but I listened every Friday. Oh I'd love to hear that.
Thank you for that? Is it? You can choose two, four,
six, eight, nine, ten, ten. Here we go,
Pearl Harbor. Here, we're approximatelyhere and they whatever they are or somewhere
in the middle. We're trapped everyyear. Well we know right now is
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we can't target them unless we havea plane line of sight. Without radar,
we have no way to track them. Correct, correct, But I
don't think they can see us either. What because we are still alive?
Okay, so they can't see usand we can't see them, and we
have no way to hit them froma safe distance. Today's away, ohay
away? Overseeing them without seeing them. You're going to reference Art of War
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right now, aren't you? Whatare we supposed to fight the enemy where
they aren't moved like water? BecauseI've read that thing like six times.
It makes no sense that the bookis Chinese. It still makes no sense.
My way is much more simple.We've been doing it to America for
twenty years. Water displacement, howdo you track water displacement? Tsunami buoys,
tsunami boois. You're having them surroundingyour islands, transmitting displacement to data.
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We are going to do that.Transmissions form a grade. If you
can't track anything without radar. Idon't need the radar right now, just
the radio frequencies. Vow yet.Do you need a hint? Yes,
I need a good hand. Ithas Rihanna in it. Yes, he
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has Rihanna in it. You gottaspeak up there, Robin Nice Love has
Rihanna in it. Also stars TaylorKish, Liam Neeson, Jesse Plemons.
It was directed by Peter Burn.It's a board game. That's a good
hint. Battleship there is you sunkmy battleship. I'll be honest. I
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cheated because I was ready to typein anything you told me. But we
start the whole game with we don'tcare if you cheat. Lie still,
it does not matter. I knowI'm saying about myself, and it's I
had a Pearl Harbor here movie andI said stirring Rihanna, and I put
in Rihanna and it came up.But thank you so much, that's exactly
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what I did. Well, ifyou're not cheating, then you're not trying.
As they say thout, congratulations,you are a winner. Thank you
for listening to us, thank youfor rolling with us and rocking with us.
As I say, And and youhave big plans for this weekend.
Let me ask you that before Ilet you go. Nothing big, small
plans. Yeah, small plans.You know I'm trying to get in your
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business here. Okay, you cango ahead and tell me what you get.
Yeah, pre boring, boring,you're not, you're not You're not
where you're supposed to be. Right. You don't want to say right I'm
being uh huh uh huh. Ican tell just don't get caught. That's
all I asked. Look at thetime. Now we gotta run. Love
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you as well. Have a greatweekend you too. It's Later with mo
Kelly. More of your calls thanjust a moment. Neil in Riverside,
don't go anywhere, Eric and CarsonCity, Nevada, do not go anywhere.
We're coming to your calls next.Canf I Am six forty live everywhere
in the iHeartRadio app. You're listeningto Later with mo Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty. Can IAm six forty It's Later with mo Kelly
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named that movie called Classic We're liveeverywhere on the iHeartRadio app, the podcast.
It's funny. It's a nice digestiblereplay of the show. There's no
commercials. You get all the humor, you get all the Mark Runner that
you can stand. You got therun and report tonight. I'm not sure
I like the way that sounded.Well, why is it I can't give
you a compliment? Is that whatthat was? You always think that I'm
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up to something? Was that anactual compliment? It was? But yes,
William, wait what more you want? It's just fine. Actually,
I was checking in with you,Mark because I always want to know how
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you're doing with the game. Wereyou able to guess all of these prior
to searching for help or getting help? No, you got me a couple
of times tonight. And I resentyou for that deeply. Okay, sounds
kind of personal. It is.I want you to take it personally.
All right, Then let's get backto the phones. Let's talk to Neil
and riverside. Neil, how areyou tonight? It's actually, oh well,
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okay, let me tell you allright, let me tell you what's
on my screen. And I thoughtit was just a misspelling because it says
n I E L. Do youspell it like no? I spell it
n I A l L, whichis the correct way spelling it. Well,
you said no, like the river, and that's n I L E.
Yeah, so it's n I Al L, which is the correct
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way of spelling it for Irish orScottish way. M hm. I usually
let people flid with it, becauseyou know, change all the maps in
the world will cost a lot ofmoney, so I just let it slide.
Why did you have to be difficult? Why could you just like spell
it n y l E phonetically orsomething like that so I wouldn't know I'm
looking at because something like Okay,maybe Tiwala just mixed up the e andi
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because he was typing fast trying toget the name in. But it's nilen
at all. Okay, all right, all right, let's let's start over
again. Okay if I am sixforties later with okay, let's go to
the phones. Let's talk to Nilein riverside. Nile, how are you
doing tonight? Awesome? Good enough? Good enough? Have you played the
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game with us before? I suspectnot, because I would have remembered this
conversation. So I listen to youguys. Every night I drive home from
Culver City. I work in Ilive in Westchester, but I go see
my girlfriend Riverside every Friday night.So on the freeway, drove right there.
This time. That's a long drive, so this time I called in,
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got in, so I pulled overto the near shell station, and
I don't know if that's safe atthe same time, Okay, but uh
yeah, I have never played thegame with you guys before, but I
hear it mostly every Friday night,and I think I did better last week
getching them correctly. So let's seewhat my chances are tonight. Okay,
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We're gonna hurt up and get youout of that gas station, because I
don't want to be a hypocrite,because I always say don't stop at gas
stations at night, and I knowyou are distracted playing the game, so
let's hurry up and do this.You can choose two, four, six,
eight, or nine, so thenumber one's not available. No number
one was dos numeral dost st thoughhere we go. Shrimp my favorite.
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He should have taken only a smallspoonful of the best dish until everyone had
had helping. He has good appetitehe shouldn't have bragged he was a fast
learner. But the worst was whenRich criticized my mother's cooking. Then he
didn't even know what he had done, as is the Chinese cook's custom.
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My mother always insults her own cooking, but only with the dishes he serves
with special pride. This dish notsalty enough. It's too bad to eat,
but please, that was our cueto eat some and proclaim it she'd
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ever made all this ages old soystuff. Ni y'all from Riverside? Are
you familiar with this cult classic movie? No, that is I'm not at
all. I need some help.Okay, this is not gonna help you,
but this is just a factoid.It's one of Tawala Sharp's favorite movies.
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And let me tell you who isin the cast that might help ming
now when you may know her fromAgents of Shield, Rosalind Chow Tamblin to
meet her from The Karate Kid parttwo. And if you you should be
picking up what I'm putting down withthese actresses, I'm trying to think Tuala,
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there's also Russell Wong. I'm tryingto put people that you would know.
Possibly a young woman is trying tointroduce her non Chinese boyfriend to the
family, and all hell breaks loose. No, it proceeds crazy rich Asians
by about I don't know, fifteenyears or so. But it is similar.
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It's very similar. If what's anotherword for happiness? You're filled with
this? It's radio okay, allright? Um, it's also a name,
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yes, oh yeah, a woman'sname. It's a synonym for happiness,
extreme fulfillment. You're filled with this? All right? Here we go
mm hm to the world. TheLord is come. The song doesn't ring
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a bell? No, no,no, no, no, no,
no no. What's the first word? Is that? It's a kind of
dish soap too? Oh yeah,you got this flank to the world.
No not, don't. I'm tryingto think of how we can make this
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a little work to the world.Okay, if go down your dish so
at this point, I think we'vebetter abandon the dish soap bang. All
right. If you're in a group, and let's say you're in high school
of college, you may join theglee or the chess, or the join
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the blank pal what's the group calledthe people? You may even have a
house in a tree. Can youemailing the title. You need too many
street talkers. I guess okay,all right, what's short for Joyce?
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Oh? Joy to the world.Okay, we'll get joy. We're gonna
start with joy, all right.And if you go to the if you
go to the racetrack with Tim ConwayJr. If you have a lot of
this, you might win some money. Good fortune. You hope you don't
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have bad this. You really wantgood this. It's the opposite of Mark.
What is this? If a ifa black cat crosses your path,
it will give you bad Yet outof that gas station. Women, but
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Joy club, Yes club niall,yes, only your name was more difficult.
Now get your ass out of thatGet your ass out of that gas
station, and go take care ofyour girl. Awesome. Thanks, that's
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great weekend. It's later with moKelly. I'm sorry Eric in Carson City.
I know that just went way toolong for you. So we're gonna
come to your call right when wecome back, can't. I am six
forty We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadioapp to show talk to tell me what
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you know? Have you listen tothat face? So funny? If I
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am six forty years later with moKelly. We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio
app. And that intro was doneby Eric Lesardo got a chance to meet
him at the Wiggle Waggle Walk atEric, if you're listening right now,
Mark Ronner wants an intro for theRunner Report. I don't take it personally
at all that I'm the only onehere who didn't get one. Don't worry
about that. It's okay. Ialso do not have a song. Mark.
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Well, you're still breaking in alittle bit breaking wow. No,
no, no, no. Iwas a part time in fill in person
and expected nothing at the time.And now you know, when you become
made, you know, you takecoppo. Now you take things a little
personally, Okay, all right,told me to get over it. Eric,
if you're listening, your services arerequired. So we'll put that out
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there and we'll see what we cando for Mark Ronner because he's feeling a
little bit insecure tonight. Yeah,that's what it is. Yes, that's
it, a little left out.Let's go to Eric in Carson City,
Nevada, listening on the iHeartRadio app. Eric, how you doing this evening.
I'm doing great, mo How areyou doing. I'm doing well.
Thank you for being so patient.So it's all good. I was that
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that last round was a round,point taken, point taken. Well,
you can choose number two, four, excuse me, four, six,
eight, or nine. You knowI always choose number six. So I'm
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gonna go number six to night andwe'll see, we'll see how this rolled
for me. All right, herewe go, Arnold, that's the girl
we saw, go up, goup, La hold the camera. I
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drink to that. Oh yes,I like this night. That's very good
in that room. Okay, yes, oh here she comes. God,
take your towel off please. Ohyes, she called in there? Or
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what this is? Both? I'mwant Bush? Pan down. Oh,
we've got Bush. We've got Bush. Eric my god, Hey mo I,
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I know I know you love remakes, so like in terms of like
Roadhouse, this is like right upthere for you, Like I know you're
gonna make a remake. You can't, Yes, that is correct, But
you can't remake the movie because likeRoadhouse, Revenge of the Nerds is from
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a from an era which is doesn'texist anymore. Yeah, you can't,
you can't. I know, Iwas joking. You can't do it.
You can you can't. You can'tdo it. Yeah, for a number
of reasons, that the humor doesn'tmake sense, and you can't update the
movie because it doesn't. It justwouldn't make any sense in today's world even
though we have nerds. That theidea that the nerds are ostracized doesn't make
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sense because nerds rule the world now, so you know you rule the world.
B are you trying to get inthe promo? Fair enough? Fair
enough? You are a last callertonight. I want to thank you for
calling in, thanks for listening onthe iHeartRadio App, and thank you for
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supporting us for all this time.Have a great weekend you do. Thank
you. We'll see you on Monday, and be sure to tune in tomorrow
for soul Cast Saturday with Tawalla Sharpat five pm. Hell check out the
Fok Report at two pm as well. K IF I am six forty Be
safe. We're live everywhere on theiHeartRadio App. Nothing gets past us.
We are on it j S.I'm the KOST HD two Los Angeles,
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Orange County Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio App.