September 6, 2024 • 31 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at the shocking truth behind ‘Hello Kitty,’ on the heels of the grand opening of the first ‘Hello Kitty and Friends Café’ in Los Angeles…PLUS – Thoughts on the new collaboration between Panda Express & ‘Hot Ones’ AND actor Michael Keaton’s decision to start publicly using his real name - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello Kitty celebrating her fiftieth anniversary. Hello Kitty's creators have
said Hello Kitty is not a cat. But in the
Hello Kitty song they said they're kitties. I only know
of one type of kitty. Well that's not exactly true,
and this type of kitty you feel, thank you very much.
(00:30):
Proceed with caution, Okay. In the song they said they're kitties.
They didn't say that they were humans. They said they
were kitties. According to Jill Cook, the director of retail
business Development at Sanrio, that's the Japanese company that created
(00:51):
Hello Kitty, said quote, she's actually a little girl born
and raised in the suburbs of London. Now let's all
look at a picture of Hello Kitty has ears like
a cat. Yeah, it has whiskers like a cat. Now
(01:14):
I know there are people out there who suffer from
heirsutism and they have mustaches when they shouldn't have mustaches. Okay,
it's a terrible thing. It's all about furries. Well, Well
those are people. That's different. That's a different thing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Maybe we were wrong to mock George W. Bush for
his remarks about human animal hybrids. Maybe this is one
of those.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Maybe maybe, But according to Jill, there's more.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She said quote she has a mom and dad and
a twin sister. Now I did not know this kitty
has a twin sister named Mimy large litter?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Was it? Who is also her best friend?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Wait what I guess? Yeah, you're could be your best question.
Let's go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But they admit, hello, kitty has whiskers despite being a
human child. Now let me really twist your head in knots. Hello,
kitty who is a human with whiskers also has her
own cat.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That's weird. It's really weird. The human looks like a cat,
but it's not a cat but has a cat.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Is it weirder than Goofy having Pluto as a dog
even though Goofy is not a dog.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And they say that, But I don't know what the
hell Goofy is. That is some island of doctor Moreau's
stuff right out there.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Wait are you saying Goofy is not a dog? What
are we talking about here? Goofy's not a dog?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Is he yet? Know that came out? I think you
actually did the story. Yeah, Goofy's not a dog.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Goofy came out, Goofy the Disney character, the voice guy
who voiced him. No, no, no, no, we're talking about the cartoon.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
The cartoon character is not a dog.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't know what the hell he has the ears
and the face he looks like but he stands up right.
Pluto is a dog owned by Goofy, but Goofy has
the features reminiscent of a dog. Did you ever know
that Goofy was dating the cow? A camera with the
cow's name is there's a cow in Disney. There's a
(03:21):
cow character in Disney. And there was an episode of
one of these Disney cartoons. I was watching one day
and Disney and Donald, I mean, Goofy and Donald and
they're all sitting around and they're eating meat at the table,
and I swear I said, why is the cow invited
to this dinner?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay? Okay, hello, Kitty is what hell? All right? Clara Bell?
Clara Bell, Yes, Clara Belle.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The cow.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Is a duck? Is a duck? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Daffy is a duck? Yes, okay, I know not all
these are Dymney. I'm just trying to be clear. Off,
I got you, what I got you? Okay, Pluto is
a Dog's a dog.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay, we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hello Kitty is a human with a twin sister who's
the best friend. Yes, Hello Kitty also has a boyfriend
named Daniel, so we know. Hello Kitty is hetero and
has hundreds of friends who have no names.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I guess now if you ever go by the Sound
Real store, they have all these names and all these
little things. There's a penguin that guess is not a penguin.
I guess that's also a human.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
There there's another character, another little anamorphic thing that I gets.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Now they're all kids and they just are represented represented
by animals.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Look, hey, Mark, you have hundreds of friends right or
at one time in your life. Probably not now, you're
not that likable. I'm whittling them down yet. Did you
ever have a friend with whiskers like a cat?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Well, I mean, you know when you're what thirteen fourteen
and guys are just starting to get that stuff coming in. No,
surely that must be what you mean. Even like feline
whiskers and using the litter box as well. Well, they
say it's not a cat. So out of these friends
bathe each other mo ow. I don't know. All I
know is their tongues say it. You're the cat owner.
(05:23):
You tell me, well, that's a former cat owner. Oh
but I'm saying you have more experience with this than
I do. This whole thing sounds shady to me. It's
kind of creepy, actually.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
According to Jill Cook, who again the director of retail
Business Development, as san Rio says, Hello Kitty's core message
is friendship, kindness, and inclusivity, and part of what has
helped her transcend borders, languages, cultures is that that's understandable
to everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do some of these people greet each other by sniffing
the old backside?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hello Kitty was created in nineteen seventy four and first
appeared on a children's coin purse in Japan.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Coin purse Look, I remember was on a coin purse.
You filthy animal, You filthy filthy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm just reading the bio, okay. Since nineteen seventy four,
Hello Kitty has become one of the most recognizable characters
in pop culture, with toys, TV, cartoon shows, a theme park,
and clothing all contributing to its success. I remember that time,
in the mid nineteen seventies, Hello Kitty was a huge
thing in my elementaries.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh and now wait, the whole reason we brought this
up is because there is actually a brand new Hello
Kitty store that has opened up at Universal Single Walk
that is the first in southern California. And from my understanding,
it was pure pandemonium when this Hello Kitty cafe opened up.
Like pure pandemonium.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah last Friday did Universal Studios Hollywood has sold s
on real branded items at the Animation Studio on the
Themes Park upper level four years, but they never had
a dedicated store, so now they have it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a it's a cafe, it's a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Because the little kitty girl, I guess she drinks and
eats red human food.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, tick off this menu. The Hello Kitty Moose Dome.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A red chocolate dome shaped cake with cinnamon moose apple
pie filling and Cinnamon's stroizel It'struzeltos Seasonal mouse Domes seasonal
dome cakes inspired by Hello Kitty's friends, crafted uniquely based
on their personalities and composed of chocolate moose and a
delicious combination of fruit fillings and go.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Back to that Hello Kitty's friends people.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
But these things are penguins and all types of other animals.
But they're just her friends. See, they don't identify as animals.
Mo Oh, what are their pronouns?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Kitty?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are these friends who like to I'm waiting? No, I want,
I want my come on?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Really?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, we can wait all night.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny.
Identify never mind. The San Rio Smile shop they call
it will be home to all things Hello Kitty and Friends.
The shop will have backpacks with Hello Kitties, iconic bow
spirit jerseys, embellish hats, specialty cups and mugs, collectible pins,
t shirts, plush toys, keychains, jewelry, phone cases, lanyards, and more.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Off of this little girl with whiskers?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Did you know that Hello Kitty and Friends Cafe also
has locations at the Irvine Spectrum in Orange County, Las
Vegas and Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I did not know that. Look, I'm finding out a
lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I didn't know that Hello Kitty had a cat, and
was a person, and had and a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Did not know any of that. I've learned more about.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hello Kitty in the past five six minutes than I've
known my whole life.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You know now that you mention it, there must have
been an old gun Smoke episode where Miss Kitty gives
Matt Dillan a tongue bath.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, okay, gonna pray? Can if I am six forty,
we're live every morn in my Heart Radio rap.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Is there anyone out there who does not like Panda Express?
Is there anyone really out there who does not like
Panda Express? It's probably some of the best fast food around.
If you don't like Panda Express, I've got a problem
with you. So go ahead and say you don't like
Panda Express marks. Let's get it over with.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, I have a whole Panda Express system down that
I'm really reluctant to share on the air. I go
there pretty often.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh yeah, I should not go there as much as
I do, But I can never go wrong with Panda Express.
I know that I'm going to have a wonderful experience
and meal. The reason I'm mentioning this is because Panda
Express has launched the Hot Onest Collaborators excuse me, Collaboration nationwide,
(10:13):
an extra spicy Panda Express entree. And previously it was
available exclusively in select markets. Now it's gone national. And
they did this starting yesterday. They introduced a nation to
its flaming hot take another flaming hot take on the
much loved Southern classic bourbon Chicken.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Blazing Bourbon Chicken, and that just sounds just so good. Oh,
I gotta have that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's the product of a partnership between Panda Express and
the popular YouTube interview show Hot Ones, and the Hot
Ones premise is simple. The host leads a celebrity guest
down a gauntlet of increasingly spicy chicken wings while asking
questions they are unlikely to be asked by any other interviewer.
I don't care about the interviewer. I just want to
(10:59):
have some of that bourbon chicken. Blazing Bourbon Show is
not bad, and he's not a bad interviewer. Give him
us some props. He's good, Okay, all right, But I'm
more willing to give Panda props. Panda's new Blazing Bourbon
Chicken is featuring crispy, boneless chicken bites. And walk tossed
veggies in a sweet bourbon sauce mixed with the signature
(11:22):
hot Ones last Dab Apollo hot sauce. Look, I can't
wait to try this quote. Blazing Bourbon chicken is panda
spiciest dish on the menu and made with a crispy
chicken coating to create an addictive, comforting flavor in every bite.
Now that sounds like they're saying it's better than orange
flavored chicken, and that's gonna be hard to beat.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I've seen you order the orange chicken and I
never get that because it's too much breading, too much chicken,
and they have to deep fry.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That, right, Look, look deep fried. I don't air fry.
I don't care how they cook it. I just don't
it tastes good. My usual order and I have my
OCD have a standard order. I usually get brown rice,
and then I'll get a double order of Kung Pow chicken,
and then I get a third side of orange flavored
chicken because I can't eat a lot of it, but
(12:11):
I need to have a taste of it. Well, we'd
hate to have you waste away. Look, a lot of calories,
but there's a lot of taste in there as well.
It is some good eats, and then I may throw
in one of those vegetable egg rolls on top of it.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, you wouldn't want to deprive yourself, of course. Look,
because if I eat that, I usually go straight to sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So I have to really be choosy on when I
eat that, because you notice or you may not notice.
It's rare that I'll get it before work, or if
I get it, it has to be like at two
three o'clock because I'm ready to go straight to sleep
right after that.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
What you mean is food coma Oh absolutely, okay, no no, no, no no,
And Panda Express is great for that. No, you shouldn't
eat late at night, but if I want to sleep good,
really good sleep, I'll get some Panda Express, like maybe
a nine forty five.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I think they closed at ten o'clock, right before they close.
If I can, like on a Saturday or something, and
then have that and go straight to sleep. I know,
best life. You're not supposed to do that. You're not
supposed to sleep and digest food at the same time.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I get it. Look, mommy, I know that, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just did that. Last Saturday. It didn't you sleep
like a brick?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was? It was in the middle.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well, I didn't. It wasn't like bed bedtime. But I
was like, I don't know, maybe six But you're not kidding.
I knocked out for like at least two hours.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I woke up. This is important.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do the two of you like to wear moo moves
around the house too? Who's the two? What two are
you talking about? Are you in fosh?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I walk around, but ask negget, why of course you do.
It's look, who's gonna judge me other than my dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
True?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
My wife and I we have separate schedules. Okay, so
when I get up in the morning, she's already gone.
So up until maybe three four o'clock. When I decide
to get on the road to go to the office,
it's just me and the dogs. They're probably looking at
me like put on some clothes, and I say, you
put on some clothes.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
They're sensitive creatures, mo, you should.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
If they can walk around with no clothes, I can
walk around with no clothes.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Fair is fair? When you start to grow some fur fur,
what difference does it make? They're dangling?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I'm dangling. Oh look at the time you brought it up,
you mentioned MoU moves. I'm about to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Made it weird, okay if I am sick forty We're
live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app and we have some
Michael Keaton news when we come back. Kelly Live everywhere
(14:49):
on the iHeartRadio app. Everybody, I think everybody loves actor
Michael Keaton. He's just one of those likable, lovable actors
who's great and just about everything that he does. In fact,
he's starring in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and tomorrow as a preview,
our own Mark Ronner will be giving his official review
(15:11):
for The Runner.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Report tomorrow on Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice? Is that correct? Mark? That
is correct?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So part of the reason why we're talking about this
now is when stars of motion pictures they come out
and they do press, you may learn something new about
him or her in these interviews, and this is one
of the times in which we learned something new about
Michael Keaton. I didn't know this, but this is also
something that Michael Keaton wanted to talk about. Well, he
(15:37):
doesn't want us to call him Michael Keaton anymore. He
wants to be known by a combination of his real
name and stage name. His real name is Michael Douglas.
In fact, it's Michael John Douglas. If you think, is
that like the same as the other Michael Douglas. No,
(15:58):
that is Michael Kirk Douglas. But and I didn't even
know this as a member of SAG. After you can't
use the same name professional name as someone else. And
since Michael Kirk Douglas took Michael Douglas before Michael Keaton
(16:18):
Douglas could get Michael Douglas, Michael Kirk Douglas has had
Michael Douglas for the past, I don't know, sixty years
or so. So Michael Keaton would now like to be
known as Michael Keaton Douglas, which is a combination of
his stage name Michael Keaton and his birth name Michael
(16:39):
John Douglas. I don't know why he would want to
change it at this point, but I guess you get
to a certain point in your career you can do
whatever you want. But I'm thinking, what does he gain
from that? That's what I would want to ask him.
You've been known forever as Michael Keaton and it's not
like you're gonna it's not like people are going to
(17:00):
remember you in a film sense, as Michael Keaton Douglas regards.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Like, for example, if I told you that Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Jackson was originally known as Sam Jackson as far as
movie credits, you would say, yeah, okay, but I'll always
call him Samuel L.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Jackson, right.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And Lawrence Fishburn he used to be known as Larry
Fishburn variations of name, but he'll forever be known in
film as Lawrence Fishburn because after so many movies or so,
that's how people are just going to associate and remember you.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dare try to step on the toes of Mark Runner,
who knows film more than me. But I'm inclined to
believe that how you know someone as they come to
prominence and how they win their awards is how you'll
always refer to him or her or them.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, And he's told the story about having to change
his name lots of time. And we all remember what
Vanessa Williams as well.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, there's Vanessa Williams, who the former Miss America. And
there is Vanessa L. Williams, who is an actress a
different actress, and there was a problem with them getting
confused over the years, Vanessa L. Williams having a similar
problem as Michael Keaton Douglas where she couldn't just be
(18:25):
known as Vanessa Williams because Vanessa Williams in a sag
actress since had already been taken.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, so she's what b Vanessa B. Williams.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, she's Vanessa L. My father one was a b uh. Okay,
never mind them, but to the point, it's very confusing. Yeah,
I'll say the second Vanessa Williams who who was just
an actress, not the former Miss America.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
She's known as Vanessa L.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Williams. Okay, Yeah, it is hard to keep track. But
you can't have two people with the same name running
around Hollywood, otherwise that might confuse people.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Right, so you cannot have Oh, Kelly, Mark, you cannot
have it. I know you've asked about it off air. No,
you've spoiled my plans.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I'm sorry. It is weird to you know. You bring up.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Him wanting to change his name later in life. I
can understand that nagging at a person because my family
name is different than my name, and if I hadn't
been you know, published widely since I was in my twenties.
I would have changed it a long time ago. My
family name is Hepburn, which is a much much cooler
name than Ronner. Is there a Mark Hepburn in sag After?
(19:32):
To the best of your knowledge, I've never looked. It
would be something I would want to know. There's another
couple of Mark Ronner's roman around and spelled the same, Yeah,
spelled the same, and they they don't seem like people
i'd hang out with.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I don't have to worry about what you got, Stephanie.
So it looks like there's a Kirk Hepburn. Oh, there
is a Mark Hepburn and he's a composer. Interesting, Okay,
well I'll just die like this. It's fine. What spells
it different? I don't know if that makes a difference.
How's it spelled with the sea?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh? Does spelling matter? That would be a good Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, so maybe you could take your middle name or
just make up a letter and just yeah, there's no point,
nothing matters. I'll I'll die with this name that I've
always hated. I've always hated it. Oh, look, look I
hated Morris growing up. We've had this conversation. It'salla was
gonna run in and talk about that. Hey, I don't
want to hear about name issues because I was named Touala.
All I'm saying is Morris is not a name that
(20:29):
you could pass off as cool. Okay, I'm a black
man with a Jewish first name, an English middle name,
and Irish last name, and I speak Spanish. I'm all
messed up in the head. Nowhere to go? Well we
have that in common, then what the Jewish first name?
Where you're going with not being crazy about our names?
(20:50):
And here's this is even worse. For a while, my
mom was married to a man whose last name was Casper,
So there were a couple of hell years when I
was young where I was Mark Casper and I hated
every minute of it. Yeah, it's weird. I have this
discussion with my family. I remember when I was young,
I said just call me Steve because I couldn't stand Morris.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
A true story.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And then my father sat me down and told me
the story of how Morris came to be my father's father.
His name, his birth name was r V O'Kelly r
period V Period Recreational vehicle Okelly correct okay. When he
went to school kindergarten, the teacher said, you cannot have
(21:34):
initials as a name, you have to have an actual name.
So the five year old child decided on his own
to name himself Morris to satisfy the teacher. That's where
the name comes from. And then when he got older
and had a son, he named him Morris. Who was
my father, different middle name, not a junior of the second.
(21:56):
And when I came around, they named me Morris, much
to my not a junior, not the third or anything
like that. So we all had different middle names. So
even though my father was named Marris Paul O'Kelly, I'm
Morris William O'Kelly.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You got to really think hard about the name you
saddle your kids with for life. One of my oldest
friends named his daughter Stevie after Stevie Nicks, but spelled
it sd E p h g E, and I tried
to explain to him, you realize she's going to have
to spell that for everybody she meets her entire life.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Parents try to get too cute with names. They try
to get too inventive, too cute, see too cute by half,
and then they really don't think about the teasing, the mockery,
the things that the child will have to go through forever.
I remember Frank Zappa when he named his son Dweasel.
It's like, what's wrong with you Ji? Yeah, that's that's
(22:52):
not funny, that's not cool. And of course you talk
about Elon Musk and the unpronounceable names that he gives
his children.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Oh like the Digits. Yeah, that kid gotten well.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I mean, just to add that to the list of
his numerous offenses against humanity.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, but at least the kid will be well off
that he could just tell everyone to go to hell.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
That's true because he has Elon Musk money.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'll never have to look at a or he'll never
have to make a resume. But but then again, knowing Elon,
he may just cut him out of his will because
he's that petty.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
He does seem like our current world super villain, doesn't he?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
He does?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
He is?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Who do you think he's more like? I wouldn't say
he's Goldfinger, but he's close. Goldfinger was smarter. I can't
disagree with that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Got to remind you.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Coming up on October fifth, I'm going to be hosting
him seeing the Blue Door Bash Gala for the Boys
and Girls Club of Carson, which is part of the
Boys and Girls Club of America, which provides outcome based
after school, during school and summer programming to youth ages
six through eighteen years old. And Boys of Girls Clubs
(24:08):
of Carson have just announced the specifics surrounding this year's
Blue Door Bash Gala is going to be at Sofi
Stadium on Saturday, October fifth at six pm. As I said,
I am so humbled and honored to once again serve
as It's MC. This year's theme is Mission Possible and
the Blue Door Bash Gala will feature a silent auction
(24:31):
and a complete evening of celebration of community leaders and
young people alike. So come on out and be part
of the festivities. You can get all the information at
b g C Carson dot org. Again, that's b g
C Carson dot org. And I'll see you Saturday night,
October fifth at Sofi Stadium. Hey, Mark, what are you
(24:55):
watching right now? Are you watching anything new? Special?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Different?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I think I mentioned time ago on the show that
season four of Slow Horses has just started, so there's
two episodes available right now, and it's the first thing
I'm going to do when I get home. Have you
seen the show?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I watched like the first three or four episodes and
I couldn't get into it. But you keep reminding me
I need to go back and give it a second try.
What didn't click with you? It just didn't move. It
was too damn slow. Literally, it's too slow for me.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, okay, maybe this is your key into it, because
it's kind of like remember the old MI five spy
show from the UK. It's kind of like that combined
with some John Lecarre plus a protagonist who is the funniest,
most brilliant character of all time, Gary Oldman's Jackson Lamb.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
But that he was my entry into it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's why I want to see it, because there's really
nothing I don't like of Gary Oldmans.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Just he just was moving fast enough.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
They gave him the best lines and he delivers them
better than anybody possibly could. And that's just part of
what makes the show. It's a really it's a quality
spy show that makes you laugh out loud.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, I'll try again. Stephan, is there anything new and
exciting that you're watching right about now. So I just
finished or yeah, I just finished the first season of Fargo.
Highly recommend. It's really really good as a as a preface,
it is a little bit slower, but it has this
kind of tension that is just building the entire time.
(26:26):
And True Detective as well, really really good, and they're
both anthology, so you don't have to watch it in order.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You can pick a season you want.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Right now, I'm watching Reasonable Doubt season two on Hulu.
Part of the reason is we've we had the star
of the show come on with us during season one,
and it's a really good legal show.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
If you want to think of something.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Comparable to it, like to Carry Washington show, what was
it scandal?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Scandal? Yeah, similar to that.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
You have a lawyer who's trying to get friends people
out of these spots. It's a it's a it's a
legal show, but it's not a procedural. It's it's it's
more scandal than it is like Law and Order. The
Reasonable Doubt I'm watching that right now.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
What about you, Twaller, I'm trying to watch the new
Netflix animated Terminator series. I think it's Terminator zero. It's out,
it's out, It's out all episodes. It is uh. It
is bad storytelling wrapped around insanely cool animation, and it
(27:34):
is graphic like you wouldn't believe. It is a real downer.
It is not exciting. It is just it gives you
a very bleak, you know, blanket all. Look at the future, man.
Is it like adult like heavy metal or is it
it's it's adult like it's adult anime. It's there. In
the opening scene, there's a terminator who's walking, you know,
(27:57):
around a bunch of bodies of people that is killed
and he literally just you see the robotic foot step
on a head and just ye.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Just splat all over the place.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They did a scene similar to that in one of
the original Terminator movies where you see a terminator stepping
on a skull.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh no, no, no, this isn't all.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
This is a this is a bottom head, this is
a person people who are laying and he's just walking
and it is It's one of those things where you say, okay,
this is graphic and this is over the top, and
it's very much like I had to watch something happy.
After I turned I was like, I need to where's
the Disney Channel. I never knew you were this sensitive. No, no, no,
(28:34):
it just it was not a fun watch. It's just like, dude,
I get it. This is believe zombie shows. What do
you mean by fun?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Look?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I wanted it to be exciting and thrilling like the
original Terminator film. For me, this was like, Oh, your
literally is just saying everyone just know that AI and
robots are going to kill us all, and this is
how it's gonna look.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Have a good night. Okay, I guess I won't be
watching that one.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, while you guys were out of town on your
fancy cruise, I did a brief review of it last Friday,
and I thought it was the best Terminator thing since
the first two. Oops, but that's only because everything since
the first two has sucked.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
There's that, There's that. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
What was the Terminator not Terminator genis Genesis, but the one,
the more recent one which brought back Linda Hamilton. I
didn't think dark dark fate. Yeah, I didn't think that
was that bad. It was not great, but I liked
seeing Linda Hamilton again.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Same.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I was happy that she was back. But they didn't
really do her any favors. I hope they paid he
a boatload of money. And she looked like she has
lived through the bacalyps.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I admire actors and actresses. I admire when they when
they don't get a whole bunch show work done and
just age naturally.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I didn't have any problem with he had no work done. None.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I was wondering if it was cgi for a moment. No,
she was still Sarah Connor. She's supposed to be, you know,
war torn and weary and all that. I believed it all.
She must have killed thirty five terminators. She's gone through hell.
What do you want to be sexy? No, I just
wanted her to be undead. Yeah, it's a rough life.
If you're Sarah Connor, you very rough. They did not
(30:29):
dull her up at all.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Well that's how she would have looked on the run
from terminators for decades.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I don't think they used any makeup. They probably did it.
She's on the run for terminators. I mean, let me
just stop talking.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
If she had a full mouthful of teeth, then I
say that's that's enough right there.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
That good on her. Look.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All I know is she could have starred in Texas,
Chainsaw massacre.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I have Smellie support. Let's be clear here, what exactly
are you trying to say? No, I will not look clearly.
You will just have to figure it out from there.
I don't think I like this.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello Kitty celebrating her fiftieth anniversary. Hello Kitty's creators have
said Hello Kitty is not a cat. But in the
Hello Kitty song they said they're kitties. I only know
of one type of kitty. Well that's not exactly true,
and this type of kitty you feel, thank you very much.
(00:30):
Proceed with caution, Okay. In the song they said they're kitties.
They didn't say that they were humans. They said they
were kitties. According to Jill Cook, the director of retail
business Development at Sanrio, that's the Japanese company that created
(00:51):
Hello Kitty, said quote, she's actually a little girl born
and raised in the suburbs of London. Now let's all
look at a picture of Hello Kitty has ears like
a cat. Yeah, it has whiskers like a cat. Now
(01:14):
I know there are people out there who suffer from
heirsutism and they have mustaches when they shouldn't have mustaches. Okay,
it's a terrible thing. It's all about furries. Well, Well
those are people. That's different. That's a different thing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Maybe we were wrong to mock George W. Bush for
his remarks about human animal hybrids. Maybe this is one
of those.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Maybe maybe, But according to Jill, there's more.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She said quote she has a mom and dad and
a twin sister. Now I did not know this kitty
has a twin sister named Mimy large litter?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Was it? Who is also her best friend?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Wait what I guess? Yeah, you're could be your best question.
Let's go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But they admit, hello, kitty has whiskers despite being a
human child. Now let me really twist your head in knots. Hello,
kitty who is a human with whiskers also has her
own cat.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That's weird. It's really weird. The human looks like a cat,
but it's not a cat but has a cat.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Is it weirder than Goofy having Pluto as a dog
even though Goofy is not a dog.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And they say that, But I don't know what the
hell Goofy is. That is some island of doctor Moreau's
stuff right out there.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Wait are you saying Goofy is not a dog? What
are we talking about here? Goofy's not a dog?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Is he yet? Know that came out? I think you
actually did the story. Yeah, Goofy's not a dog.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Goofy came out, Goofy the Disney character, the voice guy
who voiced him. No, no, no, no, we're talking about the cartoon.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
The cartoon character is not a dog.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't know what the hell he has the ears
and the face he looks like but he stands up right.
Pluto is a dog owned by Goofy, but Goofy has
the features reminiscent of a dog. Did you ever know
that Goofy was dating the cow? A camera with the
cow's name is there's a cow in Disney. There's a
(03:21):
cow character in Disney. And there was an episode of
one of these Disney cartoons. I was watching one day
and Disney and Donald, I mean, Goofy and Donald and
they're all sitting around and they're eating meat at the table,
and I swear I said, why is the cow invited
to this dinner?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay? Okay, hello, Kitty is what hell? All right? Clara Bell?
Clara Bell, Yes, Clara Belle.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The cow.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Is a duck? Is a duck? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Daffy is a duck? Yes, okay, I know not all
these are Dymney. I'm just trying to be clear. Off,
I got you, what I got you? Okay, Pluto is
a Dog's a dog.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay, we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hello Kitty is a human with a twin sister who's
the best friend. Yes, Hello Kitty also has a boyfriend
named Daniel, so we know. Hello Kitty is hetero and
has hundreds of friends who have no names.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I guess now if you ever go by the Sound
Real store, they have all these names and all these
little things. There's a penguin that guess is not a penguin.
I guess that's also a human.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
There there's another character, another little anamorphic thing that I gets.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Now they're all kids and they just are represented represented
by animals.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Look, hey, Mark, you have hundreds of friends right or
at one time in your life. Probably not now, you're
not that likable. I'm whittling them down yet. Did you
ever have a friend with whiskers like a cat?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Well, I mean, you know when you're what thirteen fourteen
and guys are just starting to get that stuff coming in. No,
surely that must be what you mean. Even like feline
whiskers and using the litter box as well. Well, they
say it's not a cat. So out of these friends
bathe each other mo ow. I don't know. All I
know is their tongues say it. You're the cat owner.
(05:23):
You tell me, well, that's a former cat owner. Oh
but I'm saying you have more experience with this than
I do. This whole thing sounds shady to me. It's
kind of creepy, actually.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
According to Jill Cook, who again the director of retail
Business Development, as san Rio says, Hello Kitty's core message
is friendship, kindness, and inclusivity, and part of what has
helped her transcend borders, languages, cultures is that that's understandable
to everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do some of these people greet each other by sniffing
the old backside?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hello Kitty was created in nineteen seventy four and first
appeared on a children's coin purse in Japan.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Coin purse Look, I remember was on a coin purse.
You filthy animal, You filthy filthy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm just reading the bio, okay. Since nineteen seventy four,
Hello Kitty has become one of the most recognizable characters
in pop culture, with toys, TV, cartoon shows, a theme park,
and clothing all contributing to its success. I remember that time,
in the mid nineteen seventies, Hello Kitty was a huge
thing in my elementaries.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh and now wait, the whole reason we brought this
up is because there is actually a brand new Hello
Kitty store that has opened up at Universal Single Walk
that is the first in southern California. And from my understanding,
it was pure pandemonium when this Hello Kitty cafe opened up.
Like pure pandemonium.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah last Friday did Universal Studios Hollywood has sold s
on real branded items at the Animation Studio on the
Themes Park upper level four years, but they never had
a dedicated store, so now they have it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a it's a cafe, it's a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Because the little kitty girl, I guess she drinks and
eats red human food.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, tick off this menu. The Hello Kitty Moose Dome.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A red chocolate dome shaped cake with cinnamon moose apple
pie filling and Cinnamon's stroizel It'struzeltos Seasonal mouse Domes seasonal
dome cakes inspired by Hello Kitty's friends, crafted uniquely based
on their personalities and composed of chocolate moose and a
delicious combination of fruit fillings and go.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Back to that Hello Kitty's friends people.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
But these things are penguins and all types of other animals.
But they're just her friends. See, they don't identify as animals.
Mo Oh, what are their pronouns?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Kitty?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are these friends who like to I'm waiting? No, I want,
I want my come on?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Really?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, we can wait all night.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny.
Identify never mind. The San Rio Smile shop they call
it will be home to all things Hello Kitty and Friends.
The shop will have backpacks with Hello Kitties, iconic bow
spirit jerseys, embellish hats, specialty cups and mugs, collectible pins,
t shirts, plush toys, keychains, jewelry, phone cases, lanyards, and more.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Off of this little girl with whiskers?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Did you know that Hello Kitty and Friends Cafe also
has locations at the Irvine Spectrum in Orange County, Las
Vegas and Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I did not know that. Look, I'm finding out a
lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I didn't know that Hello Kitty had a cat, and
was a person, and had and a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Did not know any of that. I've learned more about.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hello Kitty in the past five six minutes than I've
known my whole life.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You know now that you mention it, there must have
been an old gun Smoke episode where Miss Kitty gives
Matt Dillan a tongue bath.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, okay, gonna pray? Can if I am six forty,
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Is there anyone out there who does not like Panda Express?
Is there anyone really out there who does not like
Panda Express? It's probably some of the best fast food around.
If you don't like Panda Express, I've got a problem
with you. So go ahead and say you don't like
Panda Express marks. Let's get it over with.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, I have a whole Panda Express system down that
I'm really reluctant to share on the air. I go
there pretty often.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh yeah, I should not go there as much as
I do, But I can never go wrong with Panda Express.
I know that I'm going to have a wonderful experience
and meal. The reason I'm mentioning this is because Panda
Express has launched the Hot Onest Collaborators excuse me, Collaboration nationwide,
(10:13):
an extra spicy Panda Express entree. And previously it was
available exclusively in select markets. Now it's gone national. And
they did this starting yesterday. They introduced a nation to
its flaming hot take another flaming hot take on the
much loved Southern classic bourbon Chicken.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Blazing Bourbon Chicken, and that just sounds just so good. Oh,
I gotta have that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's the product of a partnership between Panda Express and
the popular YouTube interview show Hot Ones, and the Hot
Ones premise is simple. The host leads a celebrity guest
down a gauntlet of increasingly spicy chicken wings while asking
questions they are unlikely to be asked by any other interviewer.
I don't care about the interviewer. I just want to
(10:59):
have some of that bourbon chicken. Blazing Bourbon Show is
not bad, and he's not a bad interviewer. Give him
us some props. He's good, Okay, all right, But I'm
more willing to give Panda props. Panda's new Blazing Bourbon
Chicken is featuring crispy, boneless chicken bites. And walk tossed
veggies in a sweet bourbon sauce mixed with the signature
(11:22):
hot Ones last Dab Apollo hot sauce. Look, I can't
wait to try this quote. Blazing Bourbon chicken is panda
spiciest dish on the menu and made with a crispy
chicken coating to create an addictive, comforting flavor in every bite.
Now that sounds like they're saying it's better than orange
flavored chicken, and that's gonna be hard to beat.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I've seen you order the orange chicken and I
never get that because it's too much breading, too much chicken,
and they have to deep fry.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That, right, Look, look deep fried. I don't air fry.
I don't care how they cook it. I just don't
it tastes good. My usual order and I have my
OCD have a standard order. I usually get brown rice,
and then I'll get a double order of Kung Pow chicken,
and then I get a third side of orange flavored
chicken because I can't eat a lot of it, but
(12:11):
I need to have a taste of it. Well, we'd
hate to have you waste away. Look, a lot of calories,
but there's a lot of taste in there as well.
It is some good eats, and then I may throw
in one of those vegetable egg rolls on top of it.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, you wouldn't want to deprive yourself, of course. Look,
because if I eat that, I usually go straight to sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So I have to really be choosy on when I
eat that, because you notice or you may not notice.
It's rare that I'll get it before work, or if
I get it, it has to be like at two
three o'clock because I'm ready to go straight to sleep
right after that.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
What you mean is food coma Oh absolutely, okay, no no, no, no no,
And Panda Express is great for that. No, you shouldn't
eat late at night, but if I want to sleep good,
really good sleep, I'll get some Panda Express, like maybe
a nine forty five.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I think they closed at ten o'clock, right before they close.
If I can, like on a Saturday or something, and
then have that and go straight to sleep. I know,
best life. You're not supposed to do that. You're not
supposed to sleep and digest food at the same time.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I get it. Look, mommy, I know that, but it's great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I just did that. Last Saturday. It didn't you sleep
like a brick?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was? It was in the middle.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well, I didn't. It wasn't like bed bedtime. But I
was like, I don't know, maybe six But you're not kidding.
I knocked out for like at least two hours.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I woke up. This is important.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do the two of you like to wear moo moves
around the house too? Who's the two? What two are
you talking about? Are you in fosh?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I walk around, but ask negget, why of course you do.
It's look, who's gonna judge me other than my dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
True?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
My wife and I we have separate schedules. Okay, so
when I get up in the morning, she's already gone.
So up until maybe three four o'clock. When I decide
to get on the road to go to the office,
it's just me and the dogs. They're probably looking at
me like put on some clothes, and I say, you
put on some clothes.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
They're sensitive creatures, mo, you should.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
If they can walk around with no clothes, I can
walk around with no clothes.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Fair is fair? When you start to grow some fur fur,
what difference does it make? They're dangling?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I'm dangling. Oh look at the time you brought it up,
you mentioned MoU moves. I'm about to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Made it weird, okay if I am sick forty We're
live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app and we have some
Michael Keaton news when we come back. Kelly Live everywhere
(14:49):
on the iHeartRadio app. Everybody, I think everybody loves actor
Michael Keaton. He's just one of those likable, lovable actors
who's great and just about everything that he does. In fact,
he's starring in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and tomorrow as a preview,
our own Mark Ronner will be giving his official review
(15:11):
for The Runner.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Report tomorrow on Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice? Is that correct? Mark? That
is correct?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So part of the reason why we're talking about this
now is when stars of motion pictures they come out
and they do press, you may learn something new about
him or her in these interviews, and this is one
of the times in which we learned something new about
Michael Keaton. I didn't know this, but this is also
something that Michael Keaton wanted to talk about. Well, he
(15:37):
doesn't want us to call him Michael Keaton anymore. He
wants to be known by a combination of his real
name and stage name. His real name is Michael Douglas.
In fact, it's Michael John Douglas. If you think, is
that like the same as the other Michael Douglas. No,
(15:58):
that is Michael Kirk Douglas. But and I didn't even
know this as a member of SAG. After you can't
use the same name professional name as someone else. And
since Michael Kirk Douglas took Michael Douglas before Michael Keaton
(16:18):
Douglas could get Michael Douglas, Michael Kirk Douglas has had
Michael Douglas for the past, I don't know, sixty years
or so. So Michael Keaton would now like to be
known as Michael Keaton Douglas, which is a combination of
his stage name Michael Keaton and his birth name Michael
(16:39):
John Douglas. I don't know why he would want to
change it at this point, but I guess you get
to a certain point in your career you can do
whatever you want. But I'm thinking, what does he gain
from that? That's what I would want to ask him.
You've been known forever as Michael Keaton and it's not
like you're gonna it's not like people are going to
(17:00):
remember you in a film sense, as Michael Keaton Douglas regards.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Like, for example, if I told you that Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Jackson was originally known as Sam Jackson as far as
movie credits, you would say, yeah, okay, but I'll always
call him Samuel L.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Jackson, right.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And Lawrence Fishburn he used to be known as Larry
Fishburn variations of name, but he'll forever be known in
film as Lawrence Fishburn because after so many movies or so,
that's how people are just going to associate and remember you.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dare try to step on the toes of Mark Runner,
who knows film more than me. But I'm inclined to
believe that how you know someone as they come to
prominence and how they win their awards is how you'll
always refer to him or her or them.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, And he's told the story about having to change
his name lots of time. And we all remember what
Vanessa Williams as well.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, there's Vanessa Williams, who the former Miss America. And
there is Vanessa L. Williams, who is an actress a
different actress, and there was a problem with them getting
confused over the years, Vanessa L. Williams having a similar
problem as Michael Keaton Douglas where she couldn't just be
(18:25):
known as Vanessa Williams because Vanessa Williams in a sag
actress since had already been taken.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, so she's what b Vanessa B. Williams.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, she's Vanessa L. My father one was a b uh. Okay,
never mind them, but to the point, it's very confusing. Yeah,
I'll say the second Vanessa Williams who who was just
an actress, not the former Miss America.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
She's known as Vanessa L.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Williams. Okay, Yeah, it is hard to keep track. But
you can't have two people with the same name running
around Hollywood, otherwise that might confuse people.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Right, so you cannot have Oh, Kelly, Mark, you cannot
have it. I know you've asked about it off air. No,
you've spoiled my plans.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I'm sorry. It is weird to you know. You bring up.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Him wanting to change his name later in life. I
can understand that nagging at a person because my family
name is different than my name, and if I hadn't
been you know, published widely since I was in my twenties.
I would have changed it a long time ago. My
family name is Hepburn, which is a much much cooler
name than Ronner. Is there a Mark Hepburn in sag After?
(19:32):
To the best of your knowledge, I've never looked. It
would be something I would want to know. There's another
couple of Mark Ronner's roman around and spelled the same, Yeah,
spelled the same, and they they don't seem like people
i'd hang out with.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I don't have to worry about what you got, Stephanie.
So it looks like there's a Kirk Hepburn. Oh, there
is a Mark Hepburn and he's a composer. Interesting, Okay,
well I'll just die like this. It's fine. What spells
it different? I don't know if that makes a difference.
How's it spelled with the sea?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh? Does spelling matter? That would be a good Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, so maybe you could take your middle name or
just make up a letter and just yeah, there's no point,
nothing matters. I'll I'll die with this name that I've
always hated. I've always hated it. Oh, look, look I
hated Morris growing up. We've had this conversation. It'salla was
gonna run in and talk about that. Hey, I don't
want to hear about name issues because I was named Touala.
All I'm saying is Morris is not a name that
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you could pass off as cool. Okay, I'm a black
man with a Jewish first name, an English middle name,
and Irish last name, and I speak Spanish. I'm all
messed up in the head. Nowhere to go? Well we
have that in common, then what the Jewish first name?
Where you're going with not being crazy about our names?
(20:50):
And here's this is even worse. For a while, my
mom was married to a man whose last name was Casper,
So there were a couple of hell years when I
was young where I was Mark Casper and I hated
every minute of it. Yeah, it's weird. I have this
discussion with my family. I remember when I was young,
I said just call me Steve because I couldn't stand Morris.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
A true story.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
And then my father sat me down and told me
the story of how Morris came to be my father's father.
His name, his birth name was r V O'Kelly r
period V Period Recreational vehicle Okelly correct okay. When he
went to school kindergarten, the teacher said, you cannot have
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initials as a name, you have to have an actual name.
So the five year old child decided on his own
to name himself Morris to satisfy the teacher. That's where
the name comes from. And then when he got older
and had a son, he named him Morris. Who was
my father, different middle name, not a junior of the second.
(21:56):
And when I came around, they named me Morris, much
to my not a junior, not the third or anything
like that. So we all had different middle names. So
even though my father was named Marris Paul O'Kelly, I'm
Morris William O'Kelly.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You got to really think hard about the name you
saddle your kids with for life. One of my oldest
friends named his daughter Stevie after Stevie Nicks, but spelled
it sd E p h g E, and I tried
to explain to him, you realize she's going to have
to spell that for everybody she meets her entire life.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Parents try to get too cute with names. They try
to get too inventive, too cute, see too cute by half,
and then they really don't think about the teasing, the mockery,
the things that the child will have to go through forever.
I remember Frank Zappa when he named his son Dweasel.
It's like, what's wrong with you Ji? Yeah, that's that's
(22:52):
not funny, that's not cool. And of course you talk
about Elon Musk and the unpronounceable names that he gives
his children.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Oh like the Digits. Yeah, that kid gotten well.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I mean, just to add that to the list of
his numerous offenses against humanity.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, but at least the kid will be well off
that he could just tell everyone to go to hell.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
That's true because he has Elon Musk money.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'll never have to look at a or he'll never
have to make a resume. But but then again, knowing Elon,
he may just cut him out of his will because
he's that petty.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
He does seem like our current world super villain, doesn't he?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
He does?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
He is?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Who do you think he's more like? I wouldn't say
he's Goldfinger, but he's close. Goldfinger was smarter. I can't
disagree with that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
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Speaker 4 (23:44):
Got to remind you.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Coming up on October fifth, I'm going to be hosting
him seeing the Blue Door Bash Gala for the Boys
and Girls Club of Carson, which is part of the
Boys and Girls Club of America, which provides outcome based
after school, during school and summer programming to youth ages
six through eighteen years old. And Boys of Girls Clubs
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of Carson have just announced the specifics surrounding this year's
Blue Door Bash Gala is going to be at Sofi
Stadium on Saturday, October fifth at six pm. As I said,
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as It's MC. This year's theme is Mission Possible and
the Blue Door Bash Gala will feature a silent auction
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and a complete evening of celebration of community leaders and
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October fifth at Sofi Stadium. Hey, Mark, what are you
(24:55):
watching right now? Are you watching anything new? Special?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Different?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I think I mentioned time ago on the show that
season four of Slow Horses has just started, so there's
two episodes available right now, and it's the first thing
I'm going to do when I get home. Have you
seen the show?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I watched like the first three or four episodes and
I couldn't get into it. But you keep reminding me
I need to go back and give it a second try.
What didn't click with you? It just didn't move. It
was too damn slow. Literally, it's too slow for me.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well, okay, maybe this is your key into it, because
it's kind of like remember the old MI five spy
show from the UK. It's kind of like that combined
with some John Lecarre plus a protagonist who is the funniest,
most brilliant character of all time, Gary Oldman's Jackson Lamb.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
But that he was my entry into it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's why I want to see it, because there's really
nothing I don't like of Gary Oldmans.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Just he just was moving fast enough.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
They gave him the best lines and he delivers them
better than anybody possibly could. And that's just part of
what makes the show. It's a really it's a quality
spy show that makes you laugh out loud.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, I'll try again. Stephan, is there anything new and
exciting that you're watching right about now. So I just
finished or yeah, I just finished the first season of Fargo.
Highly recommend. It's really really good as a as a preface,
it is a little bit slower, but it has this
kind of tension that is just building the entire time.
(26:26):
And True Detective as well, really really good, and they're
both anthology, so you don't have to watch it in order.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You can pick a season you want.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Right now, I'm watching Reasonable Doubt season two on Hulu.
Part of the reason is we've we had the star
of the show come on with us during season one,
and it's a really good legal show.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
If you want to think of something.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Comparable to it, like to Carry Washington show, what was
it scandal?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Scandal? Yeah, similar to that.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
You have a lawyer who's trying to get friends people
out of these spots. It's a it's a it's a
legal show, but it's not a procedural. It's it's it's
more scandal than it is like Law and Order. The
Reasonable Doubt I'm watching that right now.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
What about you, Twaller, I'm trying to watch the new
Netflix animated Terminator series. I think it's Terminator zero. It's out,
it's out, It's out all episodes. It is uh. It
is bad storytelling wrapped around insanely cool animation, and it
(27:34):
is graphic like you wouldn't believe. It is a real downer.
It is not exciting. It is just it gives you
a very bleak, you know, blanket all. Look at the future, man.
Is it like adult like heavy metal or is it
it's it's adult like it's adult anime. It's there. In
the opening scene, there's a terminator who's walking, you know,
(27:57):
around a bunch of bodies of people that is killed
and he literally just you see the robotic foot step
on a head and just ye.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Just splat all over the place.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They did a scene similar to that in one of
the original Terminator movies where you see a terminator stepping
on a skull.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh no, no, no, this isn't all.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
This is a this is a bottom head, this is
a person people who are laying and he's just walking
and it is It's one of those things where you say, okay,
this is graphic and this is over the top, and
it's very much like I had to watch something happy.
After I turned I was like, I need to where's
the Disney Channel. I never knew you were this sensitive. No, no, no,
(28:34):
it just it was not a fun watch. It's just like, dude,
I get it. This is believe zombie shows. What do
you mean by fun?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Look?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I wanted it to be exciting and thrilling like the
original Terminator film. For me, this was like, Oh, your
literally is just saying everyone just know that AI and
robots are going to kill us all, and this is
how it's gonna look.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Have a good night. Okay, I guess I won't be
watching that one.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, while you guys were out of town on your
fancy cruise, I did a brief review of it last Friday,
and I thought it was the best Terminator thing since
the first two. Oops, but that's only because everything since
the first two has sucked.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
There's that, There's that. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
What was the Terminator not Terminator genis Genesis, but the one,
the more recent one which brought back Linda Hamilton. I
didn't think dark dark fate. Yeah, I didn't think that
was that bad. It was not great, but I liked
seeing Linda Hamilton again.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Same.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I was happy that she was back. But they didn't
really do her any favors. I hope they paid he
a boatload of money. And she looked like she has
lived through the bacalyps.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I admire actors and actresses. I admire when they when
they don't get a whole bunch show work done and
just age naturally.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I didn't have any problem with he had no work done. None.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I was wondering if it was cgi for a moment. No,
she was still Sarah Connor. She's supposed to be, you know,
war torn and weary and all that. I believed it all.
She must have killed thirty five terminators. She's gone through hell.
What do you want to be sexy? No, I just
wanted her to be undead. Yeah, it's a rough life.
If you're Sarah Connor, you very rough. They did not
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dull her up at all.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Well that's how she would have looked on the run
from terminators for decades.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I don't think they used any makeup. They probably did it.
She's on the run for terminators. I mean, let me
just stop talking.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
If she had a full mouthful of teeth, then I
say that's that's enough right there.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
That good on her. Look.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All I know is she could have starred in Texas,
Chainsaw massacre.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I have Smellie support. Let's be clear here, what exactly
are you trying to say? No, I will not look clearly.
You will just have to figure it out from there.
I don't think I like this.
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