November 26, 2024 • 35 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at the best and worst times to drive and fly for Thanksgiving AND What’s open, and what’s closed on Thanksgiving Day…PLUS – Thoughts on the California health department warning over drug-laced chocolate bars - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's later with Moke Kelly ca If. I am six
forty live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. And I gotta
tell you I got a bone to pick with one
Mark Ronner. We just got started for you got a
bone to pick with Mark Ronner. I know it's Monday,
I know it's early. I know we're fresh out the gate,
But I got a bone yourself pick with Mark Ronner
(00:42):
because he said, if it wasn't raining on Friday, to
step out my house on Saturday and wait.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I waited and I waited. Know what. I even
drove down the Lake Forest to hang.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Out with the FOURK reporter Bill Handle and the great
people of Lake Forest. It at most started drizzling, and
I said, okay, all right, well maybe I'll get some
rain later on. I drove home nothing. I woke up
Sunday it was sunny as can be outside. Nothing anywhere.
I wake up Monday, no rain. And then you have
(01:15):
the dirty nerve when I come in today when you
start your first newscast and you say it's gonna rain,
possibility of rain to night and for the rest of
the week.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You need to explain your stuff, young man.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
There starting to feel like Mystery Science Theater with me
saying hit the button, Frank, it's uh, we're gonna have rain,
possibly later tonight and very likely tomorrow, and then we're
looking at a clear Thanks. But I let me just
(01:48):
say you should go stand outside in any case.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Just trying to get me out of the studio. Huh,
Well was it unsubtle? Is that what you're saying? Let
me be fair. Yes, did it rain where you were
over the weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah? What is a little bit?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is that drizzle?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Not so much that if I were president, I'd be
afraid to go outside to uh a cemetery because it
would ruin my hair?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Is that too obscure? A reach show?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, that's that's pretty specific actually, because I do exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I caught all those references to think it's something we
can all relate to. Here, Okay, I have to ask Isabella. Oh,
it's it's Bella. We just had a thing about that. Really,
it's just Bella.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now what is it everyone's changing their names on me
now me, Well, my government name is Isabella, but my
parents only ever called me Bella. But I'm not your daddy,
so why would I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Call you by by you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going to call you by your government name, like
I call Stephan by his government name, Stephan.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I call Mark by his government name. Isabella works.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Isabella's great. Okay, Isabella. Did it rain where you were
this weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
A little bit, a little bit?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
A little bit? It was about a little bit. Is
it rained or it didn't a little bit? That's drizzle.
Let's just just lee drops every year. And there I
was under the impression. And maybe it's my mistake because
I took Mark Runner at his word, hence the beef
I have with him today, that it was going to
be raining for the better part of the weekend. In fact,
I saw the news stories supposed to get like a
(03:23):
three quarters to an inch of rain. I remember saying
that on the radio. And I couldn't impress upon you enough,
Mark Runner, Are you sure I'm reading all the code
you're putting down here?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You gotta you got a bone to pick. You got
a beef with me? What's next?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're gonna ask me if I like oysters or snails?
What is this?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't think I'm picking up. It's too much. It's
too much. We need to reset. Okay, hit the button.
Hit the button. Okay, let's start over here we go. Okay,
I'm ready, and I think Isabella is ready. Let's just
have a fresh start.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, as wells leaving. She's walking out of the studio
right now. Yeah, that's her fresh star.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And some guy named Stephan is sitting down and Stephan
is that your government name?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It certainly is?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, I just want to make sure because He'sabella made
the distinction between what her parents called her. Look, my
parents called me Willy, all right, but none of y'all
are calling me willy.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh you're gonna wish you hadn't revealed that. I thought
that was I thought that was no. I know Twalla
knew that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We both have the same middle name. So I was
an occasional billy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, let me be honest. Okay, Billy's not for black folks.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's just not It's just not.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's just not.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You don't really hear that. It's like the like the
olive thing. You just have to know it and there's
no rhyme or reason to it. Maybe, but you know,
if you have someone who's named.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
William at most, I was named after my maternal grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
He was called Bill on occasion, but never Bill. You'd
get Bill, you don't have to get Billy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, think back to White Man Can't Jump.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I never saw that you as Oh my god, I know,
I know, I barely qualify Wesley Snipes. Never, I just
never got around to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You're killing me.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Of all the people, I would have assumed that you
had seen that movie. Sometimes one slips through the cracks there.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Morris Williams okay, well, in the movie, Woody Harrelson, as
I digress even further plays the role of Billy Hoyle
and it's a recurring joke, and they make fun of
his name being called Billy, which is basically playing on
like who is named Billy?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm quite sure there's some black Billies out there, like
Billy Ocean. I can't think of any others Billy Eckstein
jazz musician, but by and large, I can't think of any.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Western bill Sometime Billy Billy D Williams. But oh yeah,
Billy D. Williams with a with a but I bet
you won't get to ten.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
But yeah, Billy D was He was an outlier back then.
There weren't a lot of Billy's back then.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Huh, Well, what do you want me to do? It's
too late to change it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, all I'm saying is, you know Phil Collins was
not talking about us.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Billy, don't you lose my number? You never heard that song? No,
don't you dare give him a rim shot for that.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, well you have heard You have not heard that
song either? Yes I have. I have.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It was not at the front of my mind as
it is with yours because because of your advanced age.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So isn't it ricky? I thought it was Billy. No,
it's Ricky don't lose that number? And no, that's thinking.
That's steely Dan, Steely Dan. But Phil Collins had a Billy,
don't lose them.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We're all over the map here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, wasn't it Billy, don't you lose my number?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because you're mine anyway? No, not anywhere that I can
find you.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
If only there was some futuristic way to look this
up that every single person in their car is shutting
at us right now, show I can't do it, maybe
not for long.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes, Phil Collins, but it's just called don't lose my number.
He may say, Billy in it, but it's just called
don't lose. Well, let's look at the lyrics and be clear.
Let's put this to bed before we go to I'm
looking up the lyrics as we speak.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And Stephan, you should be pulling out the song right now.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't see uh the words billy in this though.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Uh oh no, you are right the chorus Billy, Billy,
don't you lose my number?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And tell the audience what mo wins nothing, your undying
respect for the rest of the evening. It's on life support.
It may not be dying, but it's it needs help.
It's a whole lot of billy mentions in this song. Yes, yeah,
I don't know who Billy was in the song. I mean, like,
you know, maybe he oldfills some money or something like that.
(08:06):
You're not anywhere that I can't find you. That's what
it sounds like. I think Phil may have had history
as a stalker. This seems like a threat. Between that
and every breath you take the eighty watching you, Oh yeah,
very dark time.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There are a lot of stalkerst songs, A lot of
stalkerst songs. I mean just straight up, like you would
go to jail if you said that to someone for
real on a message.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, times have changed. That's no longer romantic and charming.
It's terrifying. But it's just in time for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
When we come back, we'll tell you about the what
you should expect if you're going to get on a
plane this weekend, and the best and worst times to
drive and or fly.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's Later with mo Kelly. Yeah, we're really off the
rails already. As a good segue though, we're live. Everyone
in I heart ready up.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
kf I Am six four.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
We have a great, great announcement to make regarding Pastathon
and Later with Moe Kelly, and it's going to come
up in the second hour. We have something to reveal
to you and it's connected to Pastathon and this show,
(09:21):
but we're going to tell you next hour. In the meantime,
we have to remind you about Pastathon coming up, the
fourteenth Annual Pastathon KFI Postathon December third, a week from tomorrow. No,
Mark Ronner is not going to be there. I can
tell you that right now, my voice will be there.
(09:43):
You will be with us in spirit and hopefully your
spirit won't get sick, and hopefully you can bring me
some food. The food there is really good. Actually we
can so make sure you give us your order. Oh
God bless America, and seriously we can bring we can
bring it to you. Swallow's coming back this way, so
he'll drive from from a Aheim the Burdbank to give
you the food.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I will be sorry not talking there in person.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't know why that was just there.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, now you got to do it. It's out there.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Look I'll keep it and put an refrigerator and bring
it to you next day. It's great warmed up, trust me.
See I don't do less over, so it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm not sure how to feel about any of this.
Please proceed well.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Come by the Anaheim White House on Giving Tuesday with
is December third, and you can see the live broadcast.
Donate on site and drop off pasta or sauce or
and sauced on donations. We're broadcasting from Wake Up a
Call with Ammy King all the way through this show
later with Moe Kelly. All the shows will be represented
at the Anaheim white House. And this year we're celebrating
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a significant milestone ten million meals served to disadvantage youth.
Your generosity has been instrumental in reaching this goal, and
we are so grateful for your continued commitment. Even if
you can't attend, you can still participate in the excitement
of our auction from anywhere to spread the word to friends, family,
and colleagues. Check out some fantastic auctions on our website
(11:04):
Anahem white House dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hint Hint.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You can also now donate in store at checkout at
all Smart and Final stores in California, Nevada, and Arizona.
Just tell the cashier you want to donate to the
KFI pasta though, or you can round up your purchase
to donate as well. We'll take the change as well.
Wendy's Restaurants in southern California are offering coupon books for
a donation to Katerina's Club in store and at the
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drive through. You might have seen Tim Conway Junior working
the drive through last week on Friday. It was very,
very humorous. It was obvious that he had never worked
fast food before. Did you go to that? I was
kind of working. You know Mission vie who Mission Viejo
and here is not exactly close.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Wonder if anybody smarted off to him and got the special.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You have to ask Tall about that.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, I don't think so. But he did come back
here and bring us some grub from Wendy's. Yes he did,
And now I am a brand new fan of this
particular burger. I forgot to ask him which one it was.
But it was scrumptious.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It was very good, and I was very hungry, which
made it taste even better. For some reason, we were
all very hungry in the studio Friday night. Stephan who
was throwing food at us Sharkys.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Uh oh yeah, that was from Oh yeah, they got
the wrong order and they gave us their steak and chicken.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We had just food from all over the place. I
forgot the food food. I was just walking into the
studio and Talla just handed me a hamberg Hey you
want a hamber who says no to a hamberer?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes, I didn't even ask.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Who or why or what? Plus and plus the other
thing me and to Ala notice is like it was
still warm. And that's on a close drive. Yeah, oh
you didn't hear the story. They put it go ahead,
Tim put it in a bag, sealed it and then
put it on the floor of his car and turned
the heater on full blast to keep it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Warm cool, or that was just blowing on it. One
of the two, one of the three.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That bird was a little smash.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Postathon coming up December third, make sure you come out
and see us and next hour we have a big
announcement to make regarding this show and postathon, and you'll
want to tune into that. But just in case you're
going to be traveling this weekend and the time in between,
well got some good news and some bad news. The
(13:28):
good news is that it's going to be a high
travel weekend. In other words, people are spending money, they
want to go see relatives. That's the good news. The
bad news is there are a lot of people out there.
I'm talking about eighty million people are forecasts to be
traveling by car, plane, or some other motor transportation for Thanksgiving.
That's up one point seven million people compared to last year.
(13:53):
As far as air travel, this will be the business
Thanksgiving holiday ever for US airports. Let me just stop
right there. That's all bad news. If you're trying to travel,
this will be the busiest thanks Giving ever for US airports.
Between this past Saturday, November twenty third through Tuesday, December third,
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So if you're flying anywhere between then and December third,
you're probably going to encounter a lot, a lot of displeasure.
Traveling is hard enough all by itself, and then you
throw in Thanksgiving travel, and then you have to just
throw in ooh no. The Sunday after Thanksgiving December first
(14:41):
will be the busiest day to fly. If you're trying
to come home on Sunday, that's not a good idea.
If you're let's say you're on a tight schedule, you
got to get back in time for work on Monday,
just know there's a good chance that you may not
get back on time. The cheapest days to leave your
trip our Thanksgiving Day or three days earlier, as in today,
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So these are the cheapest days to travel. Most people
are trying to travel like this past Sundays and yesterday,
so they have the whole week, but these are the
days if you want to leave your trip that you
will save the most money. The cheapest days to fly
home are Black Friday obviously this Friday, or travel Tuesday,
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which is the Tuesday after Thanksgiving. Those are the cheapest
days to fly.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I think the travel has already started, because my journey
from Pasadena to Grenada Hills to here was absolute insanity.
And I forgot because I hit the road thinking of myself,
Oh man, we're leaving early, dude to do We'll just
drive slow, take our time. Ran into a wall of
traffic as the two ten was connecting to the one eighteen,
(15:55):
and I just was like, fml man, this is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Usually are the best traffic days of a given week. No, no, no, no, no. Panically, Well,
that's how I knew that it was bad, because this
Monday was like a Thursday or Friday any other week.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
At least you didn't get a rag thrown at you.
What what happened? Now? Mark?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I am the victim of a rag assault? Traffic was
so hectic in a parking lot. Another driver threw a
rag from his car at my car. And who throws
a rag? What is a car to car ragging? I
mean it could have been worse. It could always be worse.
It could be worse.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
But I'm saying, where were you in which a rag
would be thrown at you? And why was your window
rolled down? Oh no, no, it was rolled up. This
was an irrational rag throwing. I don't know what he
thought he was going to accomplish by hurling this rag,
by using this rag as a projectile, but it was
insulting to say the least.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Where were you? What did you do wrong to instigate?
First of all, you're blaming the victim.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Second of all, I was he's in a Costco parking lot, which,
just like being at the airport. Do not do that
on Thanksgiving week lesson learned for life there?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You went to get gas on Thanksgiving basically Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Terrible idea. I've learned from my mistake. It's never gonna
happen again. I'll hitch hiker if I have to. Never again.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So how is it you get into an altercation with
someone in a Costco parking lot?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Apparently there was some Darwinian struggle for parking spots and
the guy must have thought that I took one he
was waiting for, which I didn't realize that I did
because I wouldn't normally do that because I believe in
the law and the rules. Otherwise, what's left anarchy? So
the guy apparently just went berserk and all he had
on hand was a rag to throw.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'm just trying to picture this.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You pulled into a parking space, yeah, and he drove
behind you, rolled down his window and threw a.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Rag out, just hurled it about as hard as you
can hurl something like a rag. I mean, what's next
a marshmallow? Sir?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Did he say anything? Did he exclaim anything?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I think there was an expletive hurled my way. But
I even if I had heard it clearly, you wouldn't
want me to say it on the air. I know.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Did he speed away?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
H I stuck around in case he wanted to come
back for seconds. I mean I didn't really understand what
was going on, and so, uh, you know, I was
ready for whatever. But are is there anything more stupid
than getting in a little batch of fisticuffs in a
holiday parking lot?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm glad because any other time I thought you would
have flipped him off.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Well, I wasn't sure who was in the wrong this time.
So you've got to withhold the finger in those cases,
hold the finger withhold, Oh, withhold, not grab hole. You
don't have to make something filthy out of absolutely everything.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, Yes, I do, I really do. Yes, I know
of all people say it's Later with moo Kelly. When
we come back, we have some more information. As far
as Thanksgiving Day, I always forget, I assume most of
you forget what the hell is going to be opened?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What is going to be closed?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Because if you're like me, you're probably already starting to
do some of your shopping and you need to know
what is open, or if you're having Thanksgiving dinner, you're
probably the one like me who's always sent to the
store to pick up something. Why is it always me?
Why is it always me?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Because you strike me as a connoisseur of that canned
cranberry sauce with destriation lines on it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you know what? And I've never liked that stuff,
and there are people in my family which love it,
swear by it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's horrible. Well, if you love them, you'll have some
on hand. No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
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Speaker 1 (19:53):
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Speaker 2 (19:56):
What's open? What's closed? What should I do?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I know that there are some honeydews, some husbands out
there just like me who are going to be asked
at the last minute to go get something from some
store somewhere, and you need to know in advance what's
going to be open. And I'm right here to tell
you what is going to be open on Thanksgiving is
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this Big Lots.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I mean, you know the stores they have they haven't
already closed.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Big Lots will be open on Thanksgiving Day from seven
am to nine pm.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
CBS will be open.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But you got to check the store exactly to see
how long they'll be opened. The stores hours will vary
by location, uh Kroger and also there are subsidiaries including routes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
There's a Rouse by Me.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They'll remain open until three pm local time depending on
your time zone, but in terms of Pacific three pm
on Thanksgiving Day, but the pharmacies will be closed for
the Thanksgiving holiday. Sprouts Farmers Market will be open, but
we'll close early at two pm. Whole Foods will be
(21:09):
open to take all of your money on Thanksgiving Day,
but we'll have modified hours. And Mark and I love
to shop at Whole Foods. There are plenty things to
look at and buy there. That's a true statement, and
that's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yes, all best Buy. I haven't been the best Buy forever,
the rocks that they're still around.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I was getting ready to say the exact same thing,
because when you think of computers or electronics, I mean,
I like Best Buy stores, but there's nothing in them
that I can't find elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, like you, I used to be a super a
v NERD, but I haven't been in one of those
in years.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
What changed for me is when Amazon could get something
to you the same day or the next day, it kind.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Of defeated the purpose.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's like, why am I going to get my car
and drive all the way to maybe Burbank or Torrents
where they had Best Buys to see if they had X,
Y or Z or even if they did have it,
when I can just do click click click click, click
click click.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And have it sent to me.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, and Jeff Bezos thanks you from his mega yacht somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Someone has to get my money, whether it goes to
best Buy or Amazon, I'm pretty much indifferent.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I really don't care. Well.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Also, we don't need those big ass stereo systems like
we used to.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Have with all the components. Those are the days hit different.
The racks in the in the glass doors. And this
next one is for you, Mark Runner, specifically you. Costco
will be closed, so you've already got your gas. There's
no reason for you to go to Costco on Thanksgiving.
No hot dogs Nope, No Costco, doctor hot dogs, Nope,
(22:49):
none of that. Dick Sporting Goods w closed as well.
I think I've been there maybe three times in my life.
Home Depot they will be just in case you're trying
to get a jump on Christmas and get your Christmas
tree or something.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You won't be at home depot on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
You don't need to build things on Thanksgiving, Honestly, take
the day off of building.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Look, you'd be surprised how many people like to do
that stuff over the course of a holiday week because
they have time to.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Get away from their families. That's way golf was invented.
But I don't golf, and I'm running out of options.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay, I see, okay. Cohle's will also be closed.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Macy's closed on Thanksgiving Day, Target closed, Trader Joe's closed,
Walgreens and Walmart closed on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And I don't know this.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'm really asking because I don't know is Black Friday
still a thing you talk about best Buy or a Target.
Are people still lining up outside to do that stuff?
Are you asking me as a half black man, I'm
asking you as a newsman. Have you heard any stories
about it?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yes, yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm not asking if the half black person and you
wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
There's no half Black Friday. But yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Now. See, I would have given you a rim shot
for that, but Stephan is not paying it.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's in the tank for you.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's unfair. No, no, I will call out that one. You
deserve that one. No, no, no, we'll wait, No, we'll wait.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I mean look, I'd like to think of myself as
fair and you would earn that one.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Are there any kmarts left at all?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
That? I don't know, but I know there are a
couple of seers. I can tell you this, and I
think I've told you this before. You can get Kmart
Musaic on YouTube to listen to in the leisure of
your own home.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That is oddly appealing and weird at the same time. No, no,
it's good. I will listen to that.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It brings back very fond memories when I was growing
up because there was a kmart, one of the worst
in the nation, right around the corner from my house.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Put it on when you have people over for the
holidays and see if they either like it or if
it clears out the room.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're trying to see. I don't think you understand. I
am not trying to have people over for the holidays.
There are too many people who come over to my house.
I'm trying to have fewer people at my house. I'm
trying to have less traffic at my house. Well, put
it on on a speaker outdoors and maybe we'll keep
people off your lawn. No. No, I would actually put it
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on in headphones and then go to sleep to it.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
It's probably very soothing. I've spent hours writing to it.
It's it gets you in the flow state. Well, that
and like Kaiser Permanente music. Those those are really really
mood setters.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yn't heard Kaiser Permanente. No, we have to look
that up and get that for you sometime.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We'll do it. On the other side of the break,
it's late with mo Kelly k.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
If I am six forty Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio
app and we have a Health Department warning for drug
laced chocolate bars. We'll tell you about that when we
come back. And also some Kaiser Permanente music.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
In the California Health Department has issued a warning over
drug laced chocolate bars. Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend
chocolate bars are the ones that you need to look
out for, as they have had psychoactive drugs added to them.
This is according to the California Department of Public Health.
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The Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars save
That five Times Fast were sold both online and at
physical stores throughout California. Gotta be honest, I've never heard
of Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
If you're gonna lace something with drugs, though, it should
be something with a name like.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars. The
bars were labeled as containing the food additive Amanita muscaria,
a type of mushroom. The bars known to be affected
are Belgian milk, chocolate, caramel, peanut twist of the Polka
Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend Chocolate bars, the Belgian Milk
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Chocolate Intense Dark of the PoCA Dot Brand Mushroom Magic
Blend Chocolate bars and Belgian Milk Chocolate Maui Coconut twist
of Say it with me, the Polka Dot Brand Mushroom
Magic Blend Chocolate bars.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Pal. Have you ever heard of these chocolate bars? I
have not, I have died. But to Mark's point, anything
that is labeled magic Mushroom bars, to me, I'm thinking
there's laced with drugs.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'm starting from the standpoint of that is a drug. Yeah, okay,
and it might have some chocolate in it, but it's
a drug.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I mean, it's different if you said, you know, Snickers,
I'm enjoys that, I'd be like, oh whoa watch out,
that's lace.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But when you say Polka Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend,
we're starting from a drug source. Yeah, they're made with
the drug, not laced with it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
There are certain candies that you think, if they aren't,
they should be like dots that's a gumme yeah, yeah, dots.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
To my knowledge, I've never taken any drugs to my knowledge,
but this has always been my fear to your point
toilet if or a Snickers bar or something where I'm
expecting only milk chocolate, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That's the only thing. I'm expecting, just milk chocolate.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And then, But if I were to pick up a
Polka Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bar, I'm assuming
that I'm getting ready to go on some sort.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of acid trip. Don't get behind the wheel.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm assuming that I will not be in my right mind.
So it might be a little bit misleading, but I've
never had any desire to just order some random Polka
Dot Brand Munshroom Magic Blend chocolate bars online.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
That's not something I'm going to Amazon for. That's like
something you'd get at a cafe in Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That would be a more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
But also, if you're at a cafe in Amsterdam, you're coming,
You're in a different mindset. Literally, you're thinking about, Okay,
I'm in a cafe at Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Let me try what's on the menu.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Let me get three of the Polka Dot Brand Mushroom
Magic Bland chocolate bars.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Let's start with that. Yeah, what do you have, sir?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That'll get me so messed up that I've got to
be led back to my hotel room with a shirpa.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, I'm not having these things. I'm not I'm not experimental.
I'm not adventurous like that. I Am just going to
stick with the damn Hershey's bar. We had in our
snack drawer. We had some kit cats in there, and
I was eating the frick out of those.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Those things are so good. Oh yeah, the little single sticks, Yeah,
they were great. Now see something like this, though, I
can see the health department putting out this warning for
parents who may come across any of these chocolate bars
in their kids bags. Now me, I would look at
this and say, hey, that has mushrooms in it. But
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because this is because you could order this online, I
can see some kid ordering these, sneaking them to school, saying, hey,
try this chocolate bar. I'm telling you when my son
got a hold of a chocolate bar and was not
able to tell, you know, his mother and I you
know what the chocolate bar was. It's just a friend
brought a chocolate bar and after he ate a few
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pieces of it, his heart, his heart was racing. Had
to take him to er. But I'm thinking that this
is the type of chocolate bar that was. I'm looking
at what the conditions can be that it causes them,
like they probably had some Polka Dot chocolate bars.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I can't say the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's a lot. Yes, just for clarification, what's the naming
him place.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, those are for daddy. Have you said, who's your daddy?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
For you?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You know what they need?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
They need some Kaiser music to just calm them down. Everybody?
Doesn't that make everything feel better?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It makes me feel like I'm in an eighty sitcom.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
It makes me want to talk to my doctor from
over your shoulder. You know they have a blood test
for that. Now takes all the fun out of it,
doesn't it. Thank goodness, all the suspense and the mystery doctor.
Wire both your hands on my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, here's the family show.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Hey hey, you stop that.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
He seriously though, seriously though. I had my first prostrating
when I was thirty five, so that's almost twenty years ago.
Nothing can prepare you for what was the original what
they called a digital exam. And I don't mean digital
(32:14):
as far as like display. I mean digital thirty five
and I wasn't even prepared for it. They said, sir,
we need to do this because we think of something
something something something some something.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I said, okay, not knowing when I was okay.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Next thing I know, I felt like I needed to
call the police.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You don't even know a person asking was a doctor,
do you?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And I do know the principal was a doctor.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I just I just wonder whether I needed that particular
exam on that day.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Well, sometimes a patient just looks like they need it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It was soon after that I realized that I could
get a PSA blood test, and that's what I've had since.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, you didn't know that, Mark. No.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Now I feel like I'm being very serious.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, I don't joke about that.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You can have the PSA antigen test as part of
your blood work, your lab work, and then they can
see whether your prostate is inflamed or somebody something something
in it.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I can't tell you. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
If they feel that that number is high, then they
will probably go in to physically check the size of
your prostata.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I mean, I wasn't aware there were multiple options, and
I feel like I need to March into the old
doctor's office and demand some explanations promptly.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes, I mean, unless you've had the first one, you
really can't appreciate the second one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I can appreciate the second one.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I'm not sure what since you mean that in what
I'm saying is you will have a greater appreciation for
the blood test version after you've met doctor Jellyfinger. Oh yeah,
I mean you and I see each other five days
away with our faces on monitors, and you can tell,
like if something's offending me or if I think it's insane.
Apparently i'd be a terrible, terrible poker player. So the
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last time I had a physical and my doctor was
going to do that, I didn't say a word, and
he looked at my face and said, listen, I don't
like it any more than you do.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Let's see this.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't want to have a conversation with you. No,
I don't want you to look at me. I don't
want to talk about it afterward. I want to just
get my things and do my walk.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Ochee.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah, there's no spooning afterward. No, no, not at all.
Just give me some Kaiser music and I'll feel better, please,
I'll feel them better already.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I feel like we need some kind of video toaster
caliber titles flashing up on our screen.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Nothing makes you feel better after meeting Doctor Jellyfinger than
some Kaiser music, well except maybe a Beach Town.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Two. It's Lad with Moll Kelly k IF. I am
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Speaker 1 (35:17):
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Speaker 4 (35:20):
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Speaker 1 (35:26):
Everywhere on the radio.
It's later with Moke Kelly ca If. I am six
forty live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. And I gotta
tell you I got a bone to pick with one
Mark Ronner. We just got started for you got a
bone to pick with Mark Ronner. I know it's Monday,
I know it's early. I know we're fresh out the gate,
But I got a bone yourself pick with Mark Ronner
(00:42):
because he said, if it wasn't raining on Friday, to
step out my house on Saturday and wait.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I waited and I waited. Know what. I even
drove down the Lake Forest to hang.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Out with the FOURK reporter Bill Handle and the great
people of Lake Forest. It at most started drizzling, and
I said, okay, all right, well maybe I'll get some
rain later on. I drove home nothing. I woke up
Sunday it was sunny as can be outside. Nothing anywhere.
I wake up Monday, no rain. And then you have
(01:15):
the dirty nerve when I come in today when you
start your first newscast and you say it's gonna rain,
possibility of rain to night and for the rest of
the week.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I have.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You need to explain your stuff, young man.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
There starting to feel like Mystery Science Theater with me
saying hit the button, Frank, it's uh, we're gonna have rain,
possibly later tonight and very likely tomorrow, and then we're
looking at a clear Thanks. But I let me just
(01:48):
say you should go stand outside in any case.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Just trying to get me out of the studio. Huh,
Well was it unsubtle? Is that what you're saying? Let
me be fair. Yes, did it rain where you were
over the weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah? What is a little bit?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is that drizzle?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Not so much that if I were president, I'd be
afraid to go outside to uh a cemetery because it
would ruin my hair?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Is that too obscure? A reach show?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, that's that's pretty specific actually, because I do exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I caught all those references to think it's something we
can all relate to. Here, Okay, I have to ask Isabella. Oh,
it's it's Bella. We just had a thing about that. Really,
it's just Bella.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now what is it everyone's changing their names on me
now me, Well, my government name is Isabella, but my
parents only ever called me Bella. But I'm not your daddy,
so why would I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Call you by by you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going to call you by your government name, like
I call Stephan by his government name, Stephan.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I call Mark by his government name. Isabella works.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Isabella's great. Okay, Isabella. Did it rain where you were
this weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
A little bit, a little bit?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
A little bit? It was about a little bit. Is
it rained or it didn't a little bit? That's drizzle.
Let's just just lee drops every year. And there I
was under the impression. And maybe it's my mistake because
I took Mark Runner at his word, hence the beef
I have with him today, that it was going to
be raining for the better part of the weekend. In fact,
I saw the news stories supposed to get like a
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three quarters to an inch of rain. I remember saying
that on the radio. And I couldn't impress upon you enough,
Mark Runner, Are you sure I'm reading all the code
you're putting down here?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You gotta you got a bone to pick. You got
a beef with me? What's next?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're gonna ask me if I like oysters or snails?
What is this?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't think I'm picking up. It's too much. It's
too much. We need to reset. Okay, hit the button.
Hit the button. Okay, let's start over here we go. Okay,
I'm ready, and I think Isabella is ready. Let's just
have a fresh start.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, as wells leaving. She's walking out of the studio
right now. Yeah, that's her fresh star.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And some guy named Stephan is sitting down and Stephan
is that your government name?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It certainly is?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, I just want to make sure because He'sabella made
the distinction between what her parents called her. Look, my
parents called me Willy, all right, but none of y'all
are calling me willy.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh you're gonna wish you hadn't revealed that. I thought
that was I thought that was no. I know Twalla
knew that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We both have the same middle name. So I was
an occasional billy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, let me be honest. Okay, Billy's not for black folks.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's just not It's just not.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's just not.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You don't really hear that. It's like the like the
olive thing. You just have to know it and there's
no rhyme or reason to it. Maybe, but you know,
if you have someone who's named.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
William at most, I was named after my maternal grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
He was called Bill on occasion, but never Bill. You'd
get Bill, you don't have to get Billy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, think back to White Man Can't Jump.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I never saw that you as Oh my god, I know,
I know, I barely qualify Wesley Snipes. Never, I just
never got around to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You're killing me.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Of all the people, I would have assumed that you
had seen that movie. Sometimes one slips through the cracks there.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Morris Williams okay, well, in the movie, Woody Harrelson, as
I digress even further plays the role of Billy Hoyle
and it's a recurring joke, and they make fun of
his name being called Billy, which is basically playing on
like who is named Billy?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm quite sure there's some black Billies out there, like
Billy Ocean. I can't think of any others Billy Eckstein
jazz musician, but by and large, I can't think of any.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Western bill Sometime Billy Billy D Williams. But oh yeah,
Billy D. Williams with a with a but I bet
you won't get to ten.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
But yeah, Billy D was He was an outlier back then.
There weren't a lot of Billy's back then.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Huh, Well, what do you want me to do? It's
too late to change it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, all I'm saying is, you know Phil Collins was
not talking about us.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Billy, don't you lose my number? You never heard that song? No,
don't you dare give him a rim shot for that.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, well you have heard You have not heard that
song either? Yes I have. I have.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It was not at the front of my mind as
it is with yours because because of your advanced age.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So isn't it ricky? I thought it was Billy. No,
it's Ricky don't lose that number? And no, that's thinking.
That's steely Dan, Steely Dan. But Phil Collins had a Billy,
don't lose them.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We're all over the map here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, wasn't it Billy, don't you lose my number?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Because you're mine anyway? No, not anywhere that I can
find you.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
If only there was some futuristic way to look this
up that every single person in their car is shutting
at us right now, show I can't do it, maybe
not for long.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes, Phil Collins, but it's just called don't lose my number.
He may say, Billy in it, but it's just called
don't lose. Well, let's look at the lyrics and be clear.
Let's put this to bed before we go to I'm
looking up the lyrics as we speak.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And Stephan, you should be pulling out the song right now.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't see uh the words billy in this though.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Uh oh no, you are right the chorus Billy, Billy,
don't you lose my number?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And tell the audience what mo wins nothing, your undying
respect for the rest of the evening. It's on life support.
It may not be dying, but it's it needs help.
It's a whole lot of billy mentions in this song. Yes, yeah,
I don't know who Billy was in the song. I mean, like,
you know, maybe he oldfills some money or something like that.
(08:06):
You're not anywhere that I can't find you. That's what
it sounds like. I think Phil may have had history
as a stalker. This seems like a threat. Between that
and every breath you take the eighty watching you, Oh yeah,
very dark time.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There are a lot of stalkerst songs, A lot of
stalkerst songs. I mean just straight up, like you would
go to jail if you said that to someone for
real on a message.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, times have changed. That's no longer romantic and charming.
It's terrifying. But it's just in time for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
When we come back, we'll tell you about the what
you should expect if you're going to get on a
plane this weekend, and the best and worst times to
drive and or fly.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's Later with mo Kelly. Yeah, we're really off the
rails already. As a good segue though, we're live. Everyone
in I heart ready up.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
kf I Am six four.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
We have a great, great announcement to make regarding Pastathon
and Later with Moe Kelly, and it's going to come
up in the second hour. We have something to reveal
to you and it's connected to Pastathon and this show,
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but we're going to tell you next hour. In the meantime,
we have to remind you about Pastathon coming up, the
fourteenth Annual Pastathon KFI Postathon December third, a week from tomorrow. No,
Mark Ronner is not going to be there. I can
tell you that right now, my voice will be there.
(09:43):
You will be with us in spirit and hopefully your
spirit won't get sick, and hopefully you can bring me
some food. The food there is really good. Actually we
can so make sure you give us your order. Oh
God bless America, and seriously we can bring we can
bring it to you. Swallow's coming back this way, so
he'll drive from from a Aheim the Burdbank to give
you the food.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I will be sorry not talking there in person.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't know why that was just there.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, now you got to do it. It's out there.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Look I'll keep it and put an refrigerator and bring
it to you next day. It's great warmed up, trust me.
See I don't do less over, so it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm not sure how to feel about any of this.
Please proceed well.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Come by the Anaheim White House on Giving Tuesday with
is December third, and you can see the live broadcast.
Donate on site and drop off pasta or sauce or
and sauced on donations. We're broadcasting from Wake Up a
Call with Ammy King all the way through this show
later with Moe Kelly. All the shows will be represented
at the Anaheim white House. And this year we're celebrating
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a significant milestone ten million meals served to disadvantage youth.
Your generosity has been instrumental in reaching this goal, and
we are so grateful for your continued commitment. Even if
you can't attend, you can still participate in the excitement
of our auction from anywhere to spread the word to friends, family,
and colleagues. Check out some fantastic auctions on our website
(11:04):
Anahem white House dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hint Hint.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You can also now donate in store at checkout at
all Smart and Final stores in California, Nevada, and Arizona.
Just tell the cashier you want to donate to the
KFI pasta though, or you can round up your purchase
to donate as well. We'll take the change as well.
Wendy's Restaurants in southern California are offering coupon books for
a donation to Katerina's Club in store and at the
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drive through. You might have seen Tim Conway Junior working
the drive through last week on Friday. It was very,
very humorous. It was obvious that he had never worked
fast food before. Did you go to that? I was
kind of working. You know Mission vie who Mission Viejo
and here is not exactly close.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Wonder if anybody smarted off to him and got the special.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You have to ask Tall about that.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, I don't think so. But he did come back
here and bring us some grub from Wendy's. Yes he did,
And now I am a brand new fan of this
particular burger. I forgot to ask him which one it was.
But it was scrumptious.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It was very good, and I was very hungry, which
made it taste even better. For some reason, we were
all very hungry in the studio Friday night. Stephan who
was throwing food at us Sharkys.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Uh oh yeah, that was from Oh yeah, they got
the wrong order and they gave us their steak and chicken.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We had just food from all over the place. I
forgot the food food. I was just walking into the
studio and Talla just handed me a hamberg Hey you
want a hamber who says no to a hamberer?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yes, I didn't even ask.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Who or why or what? Plus and plus the other
thing me and to Ala notice is like it was
still warm. And that's on a close drive. Yeah, oh
you didn't hear the story. They put it go ahead,
Tim put it in a bag, sealed it and then
put it on the floor of his car and turned
the heater on full blast to keep it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Warm cool, or that was just blowing on it. One
of the two, one of the three.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That bird was a little smash.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Postathon coming up December third, make sure you come out
and see us and next hour we have a big
announcement to make regarding this show and postathon, and you'll
want to tune into that. But just in case you're
going to be traveling this weekend and the time in between,
well got some good news and some bad news. The
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good news is that it's going to be a high
travel weekend. In other words, people are spending money, they
want to go see relatives. That's the good news. The
bad news is there are a lot of people out there.
I'm talking about eighty million people are forecasts to be
traveling by car, plane, or some other motor transportation for Thanksgiving.
That's up one point seven million people compared to last year.
(13:53):
As far as air travel, this will be the business
Thanksgiving holiday ever for US airports. Let me just stop
right there. That's all bad news. If you're trying to travel,
this will be the busiest thanks Giving ever for US airports.
Between this past Saturday, November twenty third through Tuesday, December third,
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So if you're flying anywhere between then and December third,
you're probably going to encounter a lot, a lot of displeasure.
Traveling is hard enough all by itself, and then you
throw in Thanksgiving travel, and then you have to just
throw in ooh no. The Sunday after Thanksgiving December first
(14:41):
will be the busiest day to fly. If you're trying
to come home on Sunday, that's not a good idea.
If you're let's say you're on a tight schedule, you
got to get back in time for work on Monday,
just know there's a good chance that you may not
get back on time. The cheapest days to leave your
trip our Thanksgiving Day or three days earlier, as in today,
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So these are the cheapest days to travel. Most people
are trying to travel like this past Sundays and yesterday,
so they have the whole week, but these are the
days if you want to leave your trip that you
will save the most money. The cheapest days to fly
home are Black Friday obviously this Friday, or travel Tuesday,
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which is the Tuesday after Thanksgiving. Those are the cheapest
days to fly.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I think the travel has already started, because my journey
from Pasadena to Grenada Hills to here was absolute insanity.
And I forgot because I hit the road thinking of myself,
Oh man, we're leaving early, dude to do We'll just
drive slow, take our time. Ran into a wall of
traffic as the two ten was connecting to the one eighteen,
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and I just was like, fml man, this is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Usually are the best traffic days of a given week. No, no, no, no, no. Panically, Well,
that's how I knew that it was bad, because this
Monday was like a Thursday or Friday any other week.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
At least you didn't get a rag thrown at you.
What what happened? Now? Mark?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I am the victim of a rag assault? Traffic was
so hectic in a parking lot. Another driver threw a
rag from his car at my car. And who throws
a rag? What is a car to car ragging? I
mean it could have been worse. It could always be worse.
It could be worse.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
But I'm saying, where were you in which a rag
would be thrown at you? And why was your window
rolled down? Oh no, no, it was rolled up. This
was an irrational rag throwing. I don't know what he
thought he was going to accomplish by hurling this rag,
by using this rag as a projectile, but it was
insulting to say the least.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Where were you? What did you do wrong to instigate?
First of all, you're blaming the victim.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Second of all, I was he's in a Costco parking lot, which,
just like being at the airport. Do not do that
on Thanksgiving week lesson learned for life there?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You went to get gas on Thanksgiving basically Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Terrible idea. I've learned from my mistake. It's never gonna
happen again. I'll hitch hiker if I have to. Never again.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So how is it you get into an altercation with
someone in a Costco parking lot?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Apparently there was some Darwinian struggle for parking spots and
the guy must have thought that I took one he
was waiting for, which I didn't realize that I did
because I wouldn't normally do that because I believe in
the law and the rules. Otherwise, what's left anarchy? So
the guy apparently just went berserk and all he had
on hand was a rag to throw.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'm just trying to picture this.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You pulled into a parking space, yeah, and he drove
behind you, rolled down his window and threw a.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Rag out, just hurled it about as hard as you
can hurl something like a rag. I mean, what's next
a marshmallow? Sir?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Did he say anything? Did he exclaim anything?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I think there was an expletive hurled my way. But
I even if I had heard it clearly, you wouldn't
want me to say it on the air. I know.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Did he speed away?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
H I stuck around in case he wanted to come
back for seconds. I mean I didn't really understand what
was going on, and so, uh, you know, I was
ready for whatever. But are is there anything more stupid
than getting in a little batch of fisticuffs in a
holiday parking lot?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm glad because any other time I thought you would
have flipped him off.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Well, I wasn't sure who was in the wrong this time.
So you've got to withhold the finger in those cases,
hold the finger withhold, Oh, withhold, not grab hole. You
don't have to make something filthy out of absolutely everything.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, Yes, I do, I really do. Yes, I know
of all people say it's Later with moo Kelly. When
we come back, we have some more information. As far
as Thanksgiving Day, I always forget, I assume most of
you forget what the hell is going to be opened?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What is going to be closed?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Because if you're like me, you're probably already starting to
do some of your shopping and you need to know
what is open, or if you're having Thanksgiving dinner, you're
probably the one like me who's always sent to the
store to pick up something. Why is it always me?
Why is it always me?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Because you strike me as a connoisseur of that canned
cranberry sauce with destriation lines on it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you know what? And I've never liked that stuff,
and there are people in my family which love it,
swear by it.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's horrible. Well, if you love them, you'll have some
on hand. No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty km, YAP.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Caf I mo Kelly Live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What's open? What's closed? What should I do?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I know that there are some honeydews, some husbands out
there just like me who are going to be asked
at the last minute to go get something from some
store somewhere, and you need to know in advance what's
going to be open. And I'm right here to tell
you what is going to be open on Thanksgiving is
(20:20):
this Big Lots.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I mean, you know the stores they have they haven't
already closed.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Big Lots will be open on Thanksgiving Day from seven
am to nine pm.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
CBS will be open.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But you got to check the store exactly to see
how long they'll be opened. The stores hours will vary
by location, uh Kroger and also there are subsidiaries including routes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
There's a Rouse by Me.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
They'll remain open until three pm local time depending on
your time zone, but in terms of Pacific three pm
on Thanksgiving Day, but the pharmacies will be closed for
the Thanksgiving holiday. Sprouts Farmers Market will be open, but
we'll close early at two pm. Whole Foods will be
(21:09):
open to take all of your money on Thanksgiving Day,
but we'll have modified hours. And Mark and I love
to shop at Whole Foods. There are plenty things to
look at and buy there. That's a true statement, and
that's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yes, all best Buy. I haven't been the best Buy forever,
the rocks that they're still around.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I was getting ready to say the exact same thing,
because when you think of computers or electronics, I mean,
I like Best Buy stores, but there's nothing in them
that I can't find elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, like you, I used to be a super a
v NERD, but I haven't been in one of those
in years.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
What changed for me is when Amazon could get something
to you the same day or the next day, it kind.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Of defeated the purpose.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's like, why am I going to get my car
and drive all the way to maybe Burbank or Torrents
where they had Best Buys to see if they had X,
Y or Z or even if they did have it,
when I can just do click click click click, click
click click.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And have it sent to me.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, and Jeff Bezos thanks you from his mega yacht somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Someone has to get my money, whether it goes to
best Buy or Amazon, I'm pretty much indifferent.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I really don't care. Well.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Also, we don't need those big ass stereo systems like
we used to.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Have with all the components. Those are the days hit different.
The racks in the in the glass doors. And this
next one is for you, Mark Runner, specifically you. Costco
will be closed, so you've already got your gas. There's
no reason for you to go to Costco on Thanksgiving.
No hot dogs Nope, No Costco, doctor hot dogs, Nope,
(22:49):
none of that. Dick Sporting Goods w closed as well.
I think I've been there maybe three times in my life.
Home Depot they will be just in case you're trying
to get a jump on Christmas and get your Christmas
tree or something.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You won't be at home depot on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
You don't need to build things on Thanksgiving, Honestly, take
the day off of building.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Look, you'd be surprised how many people like to do
that stuff over the course of a holiday week because
they have time to.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Get away from their families. That's way golf was invented.
But I don't golf, and I'm running out of options.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay, I see, okay. Cohle's will also be closed.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Macy's closed on Thanksgiving Day, Target closed, Trader Joe's closed,
Walgreens and Walmart closed on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And I don't know this.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'm really asking because I don't know is Black Friday
still a thing you talk about best Buy or a Target.
Are people still lining up outside to do that stuff?
Are you asking me as a half black man, I'm
asking you as a newsman. Have you heard any stories
about it?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yes, yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm not asking if the half black person and you
wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
There's no half Black Friday. But yes, it's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Now. See, I would have given you a rim shot
for that, but Stephan is not paying it.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's in the tank for you.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's unfair. No, no, I will call out that one. You
deserve that one. No, no, no, we'll wait, No, we'll wait.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I mean look, I'd like to think of myself as
fair and you would earn that one.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Are there any kmarts left at all?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
That? I don't know, but I know there are a
couple of seers. I can tell you this, and I
think I've told you this before. You can get Kmart
Musaic on YouTube to listen to in the leisure of
your own home.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That is oddly appealing and weird at the same time. No, no,
it's good. I will listen to that.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It brings back very fond memories when I was growing
up because there was a kmart, one of the worst
in the nation, right around the corner from my house.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Put it on when you have people over for the
holidays and see if they either like it or if
it clears out the room.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're trying to see. I don't think you understand. I
am not trying to have people over for the holidays.
There are too many people who come over to my house.
I'm trying to have fewer people at my house. I'm
trying to have less traffic at my house. Well, put
it on on a speaker outdoors and maybe we'll keep
people off your lawn. No. No, I would actually put it
(25:25):
on in headphones and then go to sleep to it.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
It's probably very soothing. I've spent hours writing to it.
It's it gets you in the flow state. Well, that
and like Kaiser Permanente music. Those those are really really
mood setters.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yn't heard Kaiser Permanente. No, we have to look
that up and get that for you sometime.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We'll do it. On the other side of the break,
it's late with mo Kelly k.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
If I am six forty Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio
app and we have a Health Department warning for drug
laced chocolate bars. We'll tell you about that when we
come back. And also some Kaiser Permanente music.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
In the California Health Department has issued a warning over
drug laced chocolate bars. Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend
chocolate bars are the ones that you need to look
out for, as they have had psychoactive drugs added to them.
This is according to the California Department of Public Health.
(26:28):
The Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars save
That five Times Fast were sold both online and at
physical stores throughout California. Gotta be honest, I've never heard
of Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
If you're gonna lace something with drugs, though, it should
be something with a name like.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars. The
bars were labeled as containing the food additive Amanita muscaria,
a type of mushroom. The bars known to be affected
are Belgian milk, chocolate, caramel, peanut twist of the Polka
Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend Chocolate bars, the Belgian Milk
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Chocolate Intense Dark of the PoCA Dot Brand Mushroom Magic
Blend Chocolate bars and Belgian Milk Chocolate Maui Coconut twist
of Say it with me, the Polka Dot Brand Mushroom
Magic Blend Chocolate bars.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Pal. Have you ever heard of these chocolate bars? I
have not, I have died. But to Mark's point, anything
that is labeled magic Mushroom bars, to me, I'm thinking
there's laced with drugs.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'm starting from the standpoint of that is a drug. Yeah, okay,
and it might have some chocolate in it, but it's
a drug.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I mean, it's different if you said, you know, Snickers,
I'm enjoys that, I'd be like, oh whoa watch out,
that's lace.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But when you say Polka Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend,
we're starting from a drug source. Yeah, they're made with
the drug, not laced with it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
There are certain candies that you think, if they aren't,
they should be like dots that's a gumme yeah, yeah, dots.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
To my knowledge, I've never taken any drugs to my knowledge,
but this has always been my fear to your point
toilet if or a Snickers bar or something where I'm
expecting only milk chocolate, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That's the only thing. I'm expecting, just milk chocolate.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And then, But if I were to pick up a
Polka Dot Brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bar, I'm assuming
that I'm getting ready to go on some sort.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Of acid trip. Don't get behind the wheel.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm assuming that I will not be in my right mind.
So it might be a little bit misleading, but I've
never had any desire to just order some random Polka
Dot Brand Munshroom Magic Blend chocolate bars online.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
That's not something I'm going to Amazon for. That's like
something you'd get at a cafe in Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That would be a more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
But also, if you're at a cafe in Amsterdam, you're coming,
You're in a different mindset. Literally, you're thinking about, Okay,
I'm in a cafe at Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Let me try what's on the menu.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Let me get three of the Polka Dot Brand Mushroom
Magic Bland chocolate bars.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Let's start with that. Yeah, what do you have, sir?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That'll get me so messed up that I've got to
be led back to my hotel room with a shirpa.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, I'm not having these things. I'm not I'm not experimental.
I'm not adventurous like that. I Am just going to
stick with the damn Hershey's bar. We had in our
snack drawer. We had some kit cats in there, and
I was eating the frick out of those.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Those things are so good. Oh yeah, the little single sticks, Yeah,
they were great. Now see something like this, though, I
can see the health department putting out this warning for
parents who may come across any of these chocolate bars
in their kids bags. Now me, I would look at
this and say, hey, that has mushrooms in it. But
(30:10):
because this is because you could order this online, I
can see some kid ordering these, sneaking them to school, saying, hey,
try this chocolate bar. I'm telling you when my son
got a hold of a chocolate bar and was not
able to tell, you know, his mother and I you
know what the chocolate bar was. It's just a friend
brought a chocolate bar and after he ate a few
(30:33):
pieces of it, his heart, his heart was racing. Had
to take him to er. But I'm thinking that this
is the type of chocolate bar that was. I'm looking
at what the conditions can be that it causes them,
like they probably had some Polka Dot chocolate bars.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I can't say the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's a lot. Yes, just for clarification, what's the naming
him place.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Polka Dot brand Mushroom Magic Blend chocolate bars.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, those are for daddy. Have you said, who's your daddy?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
For you?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You know what they need?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
They need some Kaiser music to just calm them down. Everybody?
Doesn't that make everything feel better?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It makes me feel like I'm in an eighty sitcom.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
It makes me want to talk to my doctor from
over your shoulder. You know they have a blood test
for that. Now takes all the fun out of it,
doesn't it. Thank goodness, all the suspense and the mystery doctor.
Wire both your hands on my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, here's the family show.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Hey hey, you stop that.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
He seriously though, seriously though. I had my first prostrating
when I was thirty five, so that's almost twenty years ago.
Nothing can prepare you for what was the original what
they called a digital exam. And I don't mean digital
(32:14):
as far as like display. I mean digital thirty five
and I wasn't even prepared for it. They said, sir,
we need to do this because we think of something
something something something some something.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I said, okay, not knowing when I was okay.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Next thing I know, I felt like I needed to
call the police.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You don't even know a person asking was a doctor,
do you?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And I do know the principal was a doctor.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I just I just wonder whether I needed that particular
exam on that day.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Well, sometimes a patient just looks like they need it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It was soon after that I realized that I could
get a PSA blood test, and that's what I've had since.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, you didn't know that, Mark. No.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Now I feel like I'm being very serious.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, I don't joke about that.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You can have the PSA antigen test as part of
your blood work, your lab work, and then they can
see whether your prostate is inflamed or somebody something something
in it.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I can't tell you. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
If they feel that that number is high, then they
will probably go in to physically check the size of
your prostata.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I mean, I wasn't aware there were multiple options, and
I feel like I need to March into the old
doctor's office and demand some explanations promptly.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes, I mean, unless you've had the first one, you
really can't appreciate the second one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I can appreciate the second one.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I'm not sure what since you mean that in what
I'm saying is you will have a greater appreciation for
the blood test version after you've met doctor Jellyfinger. Oh yeah,
I mean you and I see each other five days
away with our faces on monitors, and you can tell,
like if something's offending me or if I think it's insane.
Apparently i'd be a terrible, terrible poker player. So the
(34:09):
last time I had a physical and my doctor was
going to do that, I didn't say a word, and
he looked at my face and said, listen, I don't
like it any more than you do.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Let's see this.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't want to have a conversation with you. No,
I don't want you to look at me. I don't
want to talk about it afterward. I want to just
get my things and do my walk.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Ochee.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah, there's no spooning afterward. No, no, not at all.
Just give me some Kaiser music and I'll feel better, please,
I'll feel them better already.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I feel like we need some kind of video toaster
caliber titles flashing up on our screen.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Nothing makes you feel better after meeting Doctor Jellyfinger than
some Kaiser music, well except maybe a Beach Town.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
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six forty. We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
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