December 3, 2024 • 33 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Thoughts on President Biden’s pardoning of his Son Hunter Biden…PLUS – A look at the rapid rise in “porch pirate thievery” plaguing Southern California AND the latest warnings from health officials regarding the fetid California ocean water across several LA County area beaches - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Now we can officially start celebrating the holiday season. Now
we can officially say it's beginning to look along like Christmas. Okay,
now it's okay, it's okay. We're past Thanksgiving. There's no
other holiday in between, as far as you know, Christmas
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is concerned. Don't disrespect to Honkkah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But now we can say we're in the holiday season.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's none of this October fifteenth putting up the Christmas
lights or it's like August seventeenth and you're saying like, hey,
we better get ready for Christmas. No, no, no, we can
officially do it. Now, we can start with the celebration.
But we got to get some business out of the way.
Oh yeah, I got to talk about Hunter Biden being pardoned,
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And yeah, I'll make some analogies. But the Hunter Biden pardoned,
it is probably a lot of things. It's not just
one thing. It can be many things at once in
many ways. It's unprecedented in many ways, but not completely unprecedented.
If you know your history, you know that Bill Clinton
pardoned his half brother Roger Clinton, and but that pardon
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was for something that was in nineteen eighty five. Roger
Clinton had already done, his sentence, convicted, all of that,
he had served his time, all that that was just
a pardon, which moved all this off Roger Clinton's record. So,
as far as pardoning a relative, that's not unprecedented. But
Joe Biden said, I'm gonna make sure that you never
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touch my son again. He is pardoned for ten years
of activities from like the twenty fourteen, twenty twenty four
So as long as you've heard the name Hunter Biden,
unless you can find something when he was back in
college with Mo Kelly, Yes, we went to college together
at Georgetown University.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He was one year behind me.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Unless you could find something from back then, you can't
prosecute him. And most likely, if it's back then, unless
it's murder, statute of limitations has expired. That was what
happened today, And I would say, even though it's mostly unprecedented,
I also say it's completely indefensible. Joe, you said you
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weren't going to pardon him. That's what you said. That's
what you said. Dog, you said you weren't going to
pardon him. Now he probably said, yes, I know it's
legacy tarnishing, but I don't care. And that's what I
think happened because I believe although it was unprecedented, it
was indefensible. I also think it was ununderstandable. Let's not
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forget the Democrats defecated on him in a very public
and unceremonious way. And if I were Joe Biden, I'm not,
but if I were, I would be of the opinion
that I really don't care what my party would think
of me. At this point. You defecated on me, you
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forced me to step aside. I really don't care what you,
the Democratic Party and you voters may think of me,
because only got maybe four or five more years to live.
Let's be honest. Okay, So I'm gonna do what I
Joe Biden want to do. As far as the question
for you and me right now, does any of this
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really matter? I don't think it does. Here's why this
pardon is not going to impact the midterms. It's not
going to impact the next presidential election in twenty twenty eight.
The news cycle turns over every five minutes. It seems
Hunter Biden will not be a story, will not be
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a talker, as say, by the time we hit Christmas.
Now you can say politically it would have been better
to have done it for the Democrats after January, you
could say that, hey, if you're a Democrat, you probably
want to not take the focus away from President elect
Trump's cabinet picks and make sure the parties focus on that.
But Joe Biden said, I'm done. There are no more
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races for me to run. You can't kick me around anymore.
I'm leaving and I'm taking my son with me. That's
basically what he did. And Democrats, I know you're mad. Republicans,
I know you're mad, and you know what, he doesn't care,
just in the way. And for me, this is me
personally talking. I'm no longer Joe Biden. I don't like
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pardoning family members. I didn't like it when Bill Clinton
did it, and he did it, he pardoned, as I said,
for Roger Clinton for something which was pre his administration.
I didn't like it when Donald Trump pardoned his father
in law. Oh and yeah, by the way, gave him
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the ambassador to France's position. Didn't like it then, and
I don't like this now, So color me consistent. I
don't like those partons. I think it's a sad and
bad precedent. It says that yes, people are above the law.
Yes it does matter who you know. Yes it does
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matter if you are connected to presidents personally and directly.
But this is something else that I don't know if
other people have talked about, because this was personal for
Joe Biden, the pardoning of his son and personal. I
think how he took it, how he's pushed aside. I
absolutely believe that this was a middle finger to the Democrats.
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I don't care how it looks. I don't care what
trouble it may bring you. I don't care how politically
inconvenient it may be. You treated me like dirt, pushed
me aside. I'm doing this for me. I'm taking care
of the last sun I have remaining.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
F y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I believe it was a middle finger to former Speaker
Nancy Pelosi, because from what I understand, she was the ringleader,
she was the one who is most responsible. She was
the one who's conducting the whisper campaign for the quote
unquote good of the party. But again, I want to
be clear, I do not think it was the right
thing to do. And again, it sends the message that
some people are in fact above the law, especially in
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light of the recent Supreme Court decision that presidents have
basically total immunity.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can't like one and get mad about the other.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The president has total immunity.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And you're okay with Donald Trump pardning a family member
and also giving him an ambassadorship where you really shouldn't
have too much to say about Hunter Biden. Yes, I
know Joe Biden said he wasn't going to pardon Hunter Biden.
But this is how I try to look at it
as well. And I only want to speak to the
divorce people out there. Only want to speak to the
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divorce people. So if you're divorced, I'm speaking to you
and about you, because the common refrain will be well.
Joe Biden lied, He knew all the time, he knew
from the beginning that he was going to parton his son.
He lied to the American people. He may have, I'm
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not so sure that he did. Here's what I mean.
And if you've ever been married, you know what I mean.
Think about your wedding day and Tula, you know exactly
where I'm going with this. You know exactly where I'm
going with this on your wedding day and you are
before the Minister the efficient whoever.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You are fully of the mind that you're.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Going to spend the rest of your life with this person,
that person who's standing next to you at the altar.
You are fully invested, committed, and sure in your mind
that you are going to spend the rest of your
life with him or her, to love, honor, and obey,
cherish for better or for worse, richer or poor, sickness
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and hell, you are sure in your mind. And then
life apps, and then you realize that this mother father
is not the person I need to spend the rest
of my life with. Here's the question, did you lie
on your wedding day? Did you lie or did you
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have new information? Or did the circumstances change? I'm just
asking a question. If I step on some toes out there,
I'm sorry, but this is the best analogy I can
think of. Here are the circumstances that I believe change
for Joe Biden to keep all of this together. He
probably believed, given all he sacrificed, that the Democrats owed
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him one, especially after Kamala Harris lost. He probably believed
Thatamala Harris was going to win, and in so Hunter Biden.
Even though there's supposed to be this imaginary partition between
the White House and the DOJ. He probably assumed that
if Kamala Harris won, he, as in Hunter Biden, would
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be a little bit more safe, however you want to
characterize that. But when she lost new information, new circumstances,
it's almost like, well, yeah, when I got married, I
assumed we were going to spend the rest of our
lives together. But then I caught her him in bed
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with her ex and that changed everything. The circumstances changed here,
and I believe when he said he was not going
to pardon Hunter Biden, he also was of the belief
that he was going to be the nominee for the
Democratic Party, and it didn't turn out that way. New information,
new circumstances. He also believed that the Democrats were at
least going to be in power after the election if
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he were to win or Kamala Harris were to win.
Didn't happen that way. New information, new circumstances. So let
me just say this, because I know we got to
go to break What I believe Joe Biden did was wrong, indefensible,
and legacy tarnishing, be clear, But I also understand probably
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what went in to the decision, because in a vacuum,
you can't defend this at all.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
He said he wasn't going to that he changed his mind, but.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I at least I understand some of the why, and
he was no longer going to walk the straight and
narrow and do everything for everything for everyone else politically
and not take care of anyone in his own family personally.
You don't have to like what he did. In fact,
most people don't like what he did, but he really
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doesn't care at this point. It's Later with Moe Kelly
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Speaker 3 (10:57):
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Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hey, Stefan, remember when Marshall Callier was here in studio
last week talking.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
About porch pirates? What do you need to do? And
I know Mark Ronner was here.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He remembers when Marshall Calier was in here todding us
what we need to do to get ready, prepare ourselves.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She's made me even more paranoid.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Whenever I know I have a package coming, I have
my phone next to the bed looking for the notification
so that I can race down in my underwear to
grab it before the porch pirates arrive.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's not paranoia. It is a real thing. Paranoia is
when there's no evidence to suggest what you're afraid of
is an actual thing. Yeah, this is real and to
your point, Mark Ronner, I am always hyper vigilant with
package which may arrive. Since I work in the evening,
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there's a better chance that I might be around at
home as my packages arrive. As far as Amazon or wherever.
My directions are very specific. If you're gonna leave something
on my porch, don't leave it in plane view of
the street. So just a casual porch pirate can just
happen to see, oh, here's a package, let me go
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steal it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They're gonna have to at least work for mine.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I have real directions and specific instructions.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm that guy.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
If you have Amazon, they'll take a picture of it
and it'll get email to you. I'm the one who
do the thumbs up thumbs down and report all those
fools who'll do it wrong. I don't know you should, yeah,
I don't know. If you gets them fired, I'm just like, no, look,
I have very specific and explicit directions.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You didn't follow them.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You left it out in plane view, and the next
time I find you, we're gonna have a misunderstanding.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh I follow the tracking all that stuff right down
to the minute, because uh, I'll tell you, I was
joking around with you last week saying you'd have to
bail me out for homicide if somebody did something like that.
I'm not if I'm expecting like an old movie poster
or something from eBay and that disappear because of a
porch pirate people are going to have to die.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Don't talk about your crimes on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oops or your attention though, lawyer, I will say this.
I'm a person who is all about the online marketplace.
We just had Black Friday today, Cyber Monday. I have
been known to purchase a laptop online, but it's never
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exceeded two hundred and fifty dollars in value.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
These are really small like items.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I have a little IBM laptop which is just for
my Adobe audition so I can edit audio.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It serves a very specific purpose.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
My real important laptop and desktop computer there at home,
and I went and bought them physically myself picked it
up myself. But there are more and more instances of
these porch pirates not even allowing the package to get
to the porch. They are intercepting your package when it
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is coming off the truck. So oh hi, mister ups man,
or hey miss fatax lady.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm right over here. That's yes, that's
that's my house.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's yes, that's my packages for me is from yeah, yes,
from from Dell.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Uh huh yeah, outside for it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I'm glad you brought this up because I ordered a
MacBook Pro. I didn't shut my eyes till the thing
was in my hands.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's interesting, he said that, because there's another Southern California
resident who has reported that an expensive package containing a laptop,
specifically a MacBook Pro, had been stolen, and according to him,
it's the third time that has happened to him.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, first, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
To blame the victim, but I will say this, after
it happens the first time, definitely the second time, don't
tempt fate a third time. And clearly you are you
are the target because they know you are the one
who keeps ordering laptops to have them delivered through the
mail you might have to go to an actual max store.
They got one in Dilamo, mal I believe.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, if the crooks Peggy is like the who's the
Peanuts character with all the Beethoven busts in the closet, right, Schroeder, Yeah,
you're you're never gonna get a break once they realize
you're the guy with the steady supply of high tech
equipment showing up.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But you got it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You gotta know that after a while that you just
can't do that anymore. If it's if it's that important
to you, if you're gonna spend thousands of dollars for
a piece of equipment, then you need to treat it accordingly.
Just go ahead and pick it up yourself, make the time.
Because I don't know how much they are. I don't
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buy Apple products. I just know they're insanely expensive. Insanely expensive,
then you should treat it accordingly. It's a valuable item
and you're not gonna leave it to chance. In both
of these incidents, which were reported by KTLA, the thief
or thieves stopped the delivery truck before it arrived at
the house and took laptop. And I'm not going to
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put the blame on UPS or FedEx or USPS, whatever
was delivering it. It's your package. You have to make
sure that you're doing your part because I'm not going
to expect the delivery person to care as much about
my thousand or three thousand dollars computer as I do.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It just doesn't make sense. It's not fair, but it's
a fact.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now, this man, this victim, if you will believes that
there is a leak on the employee side or at
Apple itself, I don't think it's that sophisticated. I think
after they got you the first time, they knew that
you'd probably try to replace that package. Now, it could
be someone who is working for the post office. When
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I was on a grand jury, a federal grand jury,
postal fraud, mail fraud, those are felonies, and we got
to see ty and time again how people were stealing
mailbox keys and engaging in sophisticated porch pirting and also
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reselling the goods. I would not be surprised if this
is not a particular individual, but probably a group of
individuals in an organized ring, and they are using information
both inside and other stuff that they can just deduce.
Watching your house to steal these types of products. It's
not just laptops, It's just about anything you leave on
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your porch these days, because it's the holiday season and
everyone knows that everyone else is buying things online and
having them delivered to the house. My upside is I'm
at the house a whole lot longer, and like you,
Mark Ronner, don't let me catch you because I'm coming
with bad intentions.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Somebody makes off with a computer that is just slightly
less expensive than a car, you better bet I'm going
to chase your ass down me.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm not ordering a car through the mail or any
portion thereof, because I have to assume when I order
something that is probably not going to make it to me.
Maybe I'm just too cynical, but I have to be
willing to accept that risk and also disappointment. Yes I
can be made whole. Yes I can do something where
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the package is guaranteed. That's not the point. I have
to do my part, though, to just to make sure
that I don't end up in that place. And that
means if I'm going to order something expensive and I
never would that expensive, my ass is home though that
I can control the delivery or like Marsha Collier said,
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have it delivered to a specific like Amazon box or
something that where you go and you can pick it
up within the range of time that you get to
decide a.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Place with guards in a sally Port.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Please, Usually those Amazon boxes are either like right inside
the store or right next to the store.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
My wife does it all the time, and you don't
have to worry about someone intercepting the package. And if
it's a MacBook Pro, that's the least you could do,
the least you should do. I'm not unsympathetic, but I
have to look at you. It's like, come on, dog,
this is the third time. It's the third time. How
many times do you want your laptops wiped? Because they
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clearly know you're the house that's ordering the laptops every
single time. And it doesn't matter if it's an inside job.
You're not doing your bare minimum to protect yourself. Stop
sending the laptop to your house. Go to the store.
Like I said, they got a MacBook Pro store at
Dilamo Mall and Torrence. This is a Southland, you know,
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Southern California person. They can find it. It's not that
damn hard. Even Stephan knows where it is right. That's true.
Actually use that future a couple of times. Thank you
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we got it good in Southern California. We can complain
about homelessness, and that's not a non issue. I mean,
we can complain about the crime or the varying degrees
of it, and that's not a non issue. But we
still have it pretty damn good in southern California. We
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can complain about the cost of living here, but oftentimes
the cost of living is tied to the pretty good weather.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You know, it's in the seventies right now.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I just heard Mark Ronner talk about how it's going
to be in the seventies tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's December, y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's right, Christmas weather, and it's going to be in
the seventies. And the reason I'm talking about this is
because I wouldn't be surprised if a number of you
are thinking about possibly going to the beach maybe this
coming weekend. You might be a college student's coming home
and you know you don't have anything to do, or
you might have kids who will be getting out of
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school for the winter break at TWELLA, let me just
ask you, do kids have all the same winter break anymore?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's like staggered. It's staggered. Okay, yeah, they're not all
getting out to stand time.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Used to be one would get out around I don't know,
maybe the seventeenth or eighteenth of December, and you go
all the way through New Year's Day and maybe two
days after that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Now I have no idea when kids are getting off.
I just don't. So this may apply to you, it
may not apply to you. You may want to go
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Well, if you want to go to the beach, slow down,
slow down, because just like summer, the water is still nasty, dangerous,
and unsafeity to be in. I'm gonna give you some
specific beaches, but it really shouldn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Just assume that. We'll think of it this way.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Let's say you have a bowl of water, and I
want to tell you that you know this portion of
the bowl has bacteria in it, and I tell you
another portion of the bowl has bacteria in it. A
reasonable person would probably assume, you know what, the whole
bowl is contaminated, because all that can mix together. It
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really doesn't matter where you are.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
In that bowl, it's probably contaminated.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
So I'll tell you which corners of this proverbial bowl
is contaminated. Just know that there are no like real boundaries.
Keep reading, keeping the contamination in one particular era water
kind of flows.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And moves around.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
But Malibou Lagoon at surf Rider Beach one hundred yards
up and down the coast from the public restrooms, and
I'm quite sure all the feces will just stay one
hundred yards up and down the coast from the public restrooms.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It will not go further than that. You can trust it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
If you want to go to Malibu Goon, Malibu Lagoon,
so go like one hundred and fifteen yards up you'll
be safe. Then one hundred yards not safe. One hundred
and fifteen you should be good. Castle Rock storm drain
at Tapega County Beach one hundred yards up and down
the coast from the storm drain. So we've heard public restrooms,
we've heard storm drain that means feces.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yet me get some water in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Ramirez Creek at Paradise Cove, one hundred yards up and
down the coast from the creek. Malibu Pier one hundred
yards up and down the coast from the pier. That's disappointing.
What are they throwing in the water from the pier?
Marie Canyons storm drain at Puerco Beach. Say it with
me one hundred yards up and down the coast from
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the public access steps enter Cabrio Beach in San Pedro.
The entire swim area, that's what I'm talking about. The
entire swim area is unsafe. Mother's Beach and Marina del Rey.
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The entire swim area Santa Monica Pier one hundred yards
up and down the coast of the pier. And officials
issued the warnings due to bacterial levels that exceeded health
standards when last tested. In other words, that's when they
last tested. It could be worse today, it could be
worse tomorrow. I don't know how often they tested. I
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would assume nasty water yesterday, nasty water tomorrow. That's my
general rule. It's not scientific, but it's a good rule
to live by. Several local beaches have been cleared since
they were last tested.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Take it for what it's worth. They're cleared today, maybe
not next week.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Santa Monica Canyon Creek and Will Rogers State Beach near
Will Rogers Tower eighteen that's cleared. I can't tell you
about seven, Tower seventeen or nineteen. I have no idea.
Only Tower eighteen. Doc Waller State Beach. That's not far
from me, near the covert Boulevard storm drain. That's clear.
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The rest of the beach no information. Topanga Canyon Beach
wide open, clear, no problems. Venice Beach the windward storm drain.
I've been to Venice Beach. I don't know how many
times in my life. I have no idea where the
windward storm drain is. I have no idea. I just
don't know. And Venice usually it's just a dirty place anyhow,
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so I have to assume the water is as well.
I've never been in the water at Venice. I walked
a boardwalk, I've gotten food. I've hung out at Mussel Beach.
I wasn't doing anything. I was just hanging out there.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Do you trust the water at any beach in California?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Not in California?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But I specifically have never even thought of going in
the water at Venice Beach.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I've gone in the water at Dockwilder.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I've gone in the water at with Dondo Hermosa Cabrio
many many years ago. I'm just thinking of all the
beaches that I've been to, but I've never been in
the water at Venice Beach.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I played basketball there, but that's you know, that's about
as far as it goes.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, a lot of this is never going to
be fixed until they deal with the issue at hand.
When I was doing soul cal Saturdawn discussed the poopage
in the water, and I had the expert reach out
and explain to me, said, mister Sharp. One thing that
is always left out of these reports from the Health
Department all of that is that a lot of the
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properties along the beach have septic tanks as their cleaning
system or whatever, and those are wearing and those are
cracking as the surf, you know, begins to away and
they age, and that's what's constantly leaking back. Those things
are not being cleaned, they're not being checked on, and
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there's no standard by which they need to so all
that poop is going right back into the water. Then
go surf and early in the morning at me, at
mean all in the mouth, All in the mouth, I mean,
I'm gonna throw up.
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Now we can officially start celebrating the holiday season. Now
we can officially say it's beginning to look along like Christmas. Okay,
now it's okay, it's okay. We're past Thanksgiving. There's no
other holiday in between, as far as you know, Christmas
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is concerned. Don't disrespect to Honkkah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But now we can say we're in the holiday season.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's none of this October fifteenth putting up the Christmas
lights or it's like August seventeenth and you're saying like, hey,
we better get ready for Christmas. No, no, no, we can
officially do it. Now, we can start with the celebration.
But we got to get some business out of the way.
Oh yeah, I got to talk about Hunter Biden being pardoned,
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And yeah, I'll make some analogies. But the Hunter Biden pardoned,
it is probably a lot of things. It's not just
one thing. It can be many things at once in
many ways. It's unprecedented in many ways, but not completely unprecedented.
If you know your history, you know that Bill Clinton
pardoned his half brother Roger Clinton, and but that pardon
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was for something that was in nineteen eighty five. Roger
Clinton had already done, his sentence, convicted, all of that,
he had served his time, all that that was just
a pardon, which moved all this off Roger Clinton's record. So,
as far as pardoning a relative, that's not unprecedented. But
Joe Biden said, I'm gonna make sure that you never
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touch my son again. He is pardoned for ten years
of activities from like the twenty fourteen, twenty twenty four
So as long as you've heard the name Hunter Biden,
unless you can find something when he was back in
college with Mo Kelly, Yes, we went to college together
at Georgetown University.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He was one year behind me.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Unless you could find something from back then, you can't
prosecute him. And most likely, if it's back then, unless
it's murder, statute of limitations has expired. That was what
happened today, And I would say, even though it's mostly unprecedented,
I also say it's completely indefensible. Joe, you said you
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weren't going to pardon him. That's what you said. That's
what you said. Dog, you said you weren't going to
pardon him. Now he probably said, yes, I know it's
legacy tarnishing, but I don't care. And that's what I
think happened because I believe although it was unprecedented, it
was indefensible. I also think it was ununderstandable. Let's not
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forget the Democrats defecated on him in a very public
and unceremonious way. And if I were Joe Biden, I'm not,
but if I were, I would be of the opinion
that I really don't care what my party would think
of me. At this point. You defecated on me, you
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forced me to step aside. I really don't care what you,
the Democratic Party and you voters may think of me,
because only got maybe four or five more years to live.
Let's be honest. Okay, So I'm gonna do what I
Joe Biden want to do. As far as the question
for you and me right now, does any of this
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really matter? I don't think it does. Here's why this
pardon is not going to impact the midterms. It's not
going to impact the next presidential election in twenty twenty eight.
The news cycle turns over every five minutes. It seems
Hunter Biden will not be a story, will not be
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a talker, as say, by the time we hit Christmas.
Now you can say politically it would have been better
to have done it for the Democrats after January, you
could say that, hey, if you're a Democrat, you probably
want to not take the focus away from President elect
Trump's cabinet picks and make sure the parties focus on that.
But Joe Biden said, I'm done. There are no more
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races for me to run. You can't kick me around anymore.
I'm leaving and I'm taking my son with me. That's
basically what he did. And Democrats, I know you're mad. Republicans,
I know you're mad, and you know what, he doesn't care,
just in the way. And for me, this is me
personally talking. I'm no longer Joe Biden. I don't like
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pardoning family members. I didn't like it when Bill Clinton
did it, and he did it, he pardoned, as I said,
for Roger Clinton for something which was pre his administration.
I didn't like it when Donald Trump pardoned his father
in law. Oh and yeah, by the way, gave him
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the ambassador to France's position. Didn't like it then, and
I don't like this now, So color me consistent. I
don't like those partons. I think it's a sad and
bad precedent. It says that yes, people are above the law.
Yes it does matter who you know. Yes it does
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matter if you are connected to presidents personally and directly.
But this is something else that I don't know if
other people have talked about, because this was personal for
Joe Biden, the pardoning of his son and personal. I
think how he took it, how he's pushed aside. I
absolutely believe that this was a middle finger to the Democrats.
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I don't care how it looks. I don't care what
trouble it may bring you. I don't care how politically
inconvenient it may be. You treated me like dirt, pushed
me aside. I'm doing this for me. I'm taking care
of the last sun I have remaining.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
F y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I believe it was a middle finger to former Speaker
Nancy Pelosi, because from what I understand, she was the ringleader,
she was the one who is most responsible. She was
the one who's conducting the whisper campaign for the quote
unquote good of the party. But again, I want to
be clear, I do not think it was the right
thing to do. And again, it sends the message that
some people are in fact above the law, especially in
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light of the recent Supreme Court decision that presidents have
basically total immunity.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I mean, you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can't like one and get mad about the other.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The president has total immunity.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And you're okay with Donald Trump pardning a family member
and also giving him an ambassadorship where you really shouldn't
have too much to say about Hunter Biden. Yes, I
know Joe Biden said he wasn't going to pardon Hunter Biden.
But this is how I try to look at it
as well. And I only want to speak to the
divorce people out there. Only want to speak to the
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divorce people. So if you're divorced, I'm speaking to you
and about you, because the common refrain will be well.
Joe Biden lied, He knew all the time, he knew
from the beginning that he was going to parton his son.
He lied to the American people. He may have, I'm
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not so sure that he did. Here's what I mean.
And if you've ever been married, you know what I mean.
Think about your wedding day and Tula, you know exactly
where I'm going with this. You know exactly where I'm
going with this on your wedding day and you are
before the Minister the efficient whoever.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You are fully of the mind that you're.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Going to spend the rest of your life with this person,
that person who's standing next to you at the altar.
You are fully invested, committed, and sure in your mind
that you are going to spend the rest of your
life with him or her, to love, honor, and obey,
cherish for better or for worse, richer or poor, sickness
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and hell, you are sure in your mind. And then
life apps, and then you realize that this mother father
is not the person I need to spend the rest
of my life with. Here's the question, did you lie
on your wedding day? Did you lie or did you
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have new information? Or did the circumstances change? I'm just
asking a question. If I step on some toes out there,
I'm sorry, but this is the best analogy I can
think of. Here are the circumstances that I believe change
for Joe Biden to keep all of this together. He
probably believed, given all he sacrificed, that the Democrats owed
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him one, especially after Kamala Harris lost. He probably believed
Thatamala Harris was going to win, and in so Hunter Biden.
Even though there's supposed to be this imaginary partition between
the White House and the DOJ. He probably assumed that
if Kamala Harris won, he, as in Hunter Biden, would
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be a little bit more safe, however you want to
characterize that. But when she lost new information, new circumstances,
it's almost like, well, yeah, when I got married, I
assumed we were going to spend the rest of our
lives together. But then I caught her him in bed
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with her ex and that changed everything. The circumstances changed here,
and I believe when he said he was not going
to pardon Hunter Biden, he also was of the belief
that he was going to be the nominee for the
Democratic Party, and it didn't turn out that way. New information,
new circumstances. He also believed that the Democrats were at
least going to be in power after the election if
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he were to win or Kamala Harris were to win.
Didn't happen that way. New information, new circumstances. So let
me just say this, because I know we got to
go to break What I believe Joe Biden did was wrong, indefensible,
and legacy tarnishing, be clear, But I also understand probably
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what went in to the decision, because in a vacuum,
you can't defend this at all.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
He said he wasn't going to that he changed his mind, but.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I at least I understand some of the why, and
he was no longer going to walk the straight and
narrow and do everything for everything for everyone else politically
and not take care of anyone in his own family personally.
You don't have to like what he did. In fact,
most people don't like what he did, but he really
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doesn't care at this point. It's Later with Moe Kelly
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Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hey, Stefan, remember when Marshall Callier was here in studio
last week talking.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
About porch pirates? What do you need to do? And
I know Mark Ronner was here.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He remembers when Marshall Calier was in here todding us
what we need to do to get ready, prepare ourselves.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She's made me even more paranoid.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Whenever I know I have a package coming, I have
my phone next to the bed looking for the notification
so that I can race down in my underwear to
grab it before the porch pirates arrive.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's not paranoia. It is a real thing. Paranoia is
when there's no evidence to suggest what you're afraid of
is an actual thing. Yeah, this is real and to
your point, Mark Ronner, I am always hyper vigilant with
package which may arrive. Since I work in the evening,
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there's a better chance that I might be around at
home as my packages arrive. As far as Amazon or wherever.
My directions are very specific. If you're gonna leave something
on my porch, don't leave it in plane view of
the street. So just a casual porch pirate can just
happen to see, oh, here's a package, let me go
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steal it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They're gonna have to at least work for mine.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I have real directions and specific instructions.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm that guy.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
If you have Amazon, they'll take a picture of it
and it'll get email to you. I'm the one who
do the thumbs up thumbs down and report all those
fools who'll do it wrong. I don't know you should, yeah,
I don't know. If you gets them fired, I'm just like, no, look,
I have very specific and explicit directions.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You didn't follow them.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You left it out in plane view, and the next
time I find you, we're gonna have a misunderstanding.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh I follow the tracking all that stuff right down
to the minute, because uh, I'll tell you, I was
joking around with you last week saying you'd have to
bail me out for homicide if somebody did something like that.
I'm not if I'm expecting like an old movie poster
or something from eBay and that disappear because of a
porch pirate people are going to have to die.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Don't talk about your crimes on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oops or your attention though, lawyer, I will say this.
I'm a person who is all about the online marketplace.
We just had Black Friday today, Cyber Monday. I have
been known to purchase a laptop online, but it's never
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exceeded two hundred and fifty dollars in value.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
These are really small like items.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I have a little IBM laptop which is just for
my Adobe audition so I can edit audio.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It serves a very specific purpose.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
My real important laptop and desktop computer there at home,
and I went and bought them physically myself picked it
up myself. But there are more and more instances of
these porch pirates not even allowing the package to get
to the porch. They are intercepting your package when it
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is coming off the truck. So oh hi, mister ups man,
or hey miss fatax lady.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm right over here. That's yes, that's
that's my house.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's yes, that's my packages for me is from yeah, yes,
from from Dell.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Uh huh yeah, outside for it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I'm glad you brought this up because I ordered a
MacBook Pro. I didn't shut my eyes till the thing
was in my hands.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's interesting, he said that, because there's another Southern California
resident who has reported that an expensive package containing a laptop,
specifically a MacBook Pro, had been stolen, and according to him,
it's the third time that has happened to him.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, first, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
To blame the victim, but I will say this, after
it happens the first time, definitely the second time, don't
tempt fate a third time. And clearly you are you
are the target because they know you are the one
who keeps ordering laptops to have them delivered through the
mail you might have to go to an actual max store.
They got one in Dilamo, mal I believe.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, if the crooks Peggy is like the who's the
Peanuts character with all the Beethoven busts in the closet, right, Schroeder, Yeah,
you're you're never gonna get a break once they realize
you're the guy with the steady supply of high tech
equipment showing up.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But you got it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You gotta know that after a while that you just
can't do that anymore. If it's if it's that important
to you, if you're gonna spend thousands of dollars for
a piece of equipment, then you need to treat it accordingly.
Just go ahead and pick it up yourself, make the time.
Because I don't know how much they are. I don't
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buy Apple products. I just know they're insanely expensive. Insanely expensive,
then you should treat it accordingly. It's a valuable item
and you're not gonna leave it to chance. In both
of these incidents, which were reported by KTLA, the thief
or thieves stopped the delivery truck before it arrived at
the house and took laptop. And I'm not going to
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put the blame on UPS or FedEx or USPS, whatever
was delivering it. It's your package. You have to make
sure that you're doing your part because I'm not going
to expect the delivery person to care as much about
my thousand or three thousand dollars computer as I do.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It just doesn't make sense. It's not fair, but it's
a fact.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now, this man, this victim, if you will believes that
there is a leak on the employee side or at
Apple itself, I don't think it's that sophisticated. I think
after they got you the first time, they knew that
you'd probably try to replace that package. Now, it could
be someone who is working for the post office. When
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I was on a grand jury, a federal grand jury,
postal fraud, mail fraud, those are felonies, and we got
to see ty and time again how people were stealing
mailbox keys and engaging in sophisticated porch pirting and also
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reselling the goods. I would not be surprised if this
is not a particular individual, but probably a group of
individuals in an organized ring, and they are using information
both inside and other stuff that they can just deduce.
Watching your house to steal these types of products. It's
not just laptops, It's just about anything you leave on
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your porch these days, because it's the holiday season and
everyone knows that everyone else is buying things online and
having them delivered to the house. My upside is I'm
at the house a whole lot longer, and like you,
Mark Ronner, don't let me catch you because I'm coming
with bad intentions.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Somebody makes off with a computer that is just slightly
less expensive than a car, you better bet I'm going
to chase your ass down me.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm not ordering a car through the mail or any
portion thereof, because I have to assume when I order
something that is probably not going to make it to me.
Maybe I'm just too cynical, but I have to be
willing to accept that risk and also disappointment. Yes I
can be made whole. Yes I can do something where
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the package is guaranteed. That's not the point. I have
to do my part, though, to just to make sure
that I don't end up in that place. And that
means if I'm going to order something expensive and I
never would that expensive, my ass is home though that
I can control the delivery or like Marsha Collier said,
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have it delivered to a specific like Amazon box or
something that where you go and you can pick it
up within the range of time that you get to
decide a.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Place with guards in a sally Port.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Please, Usually those Amazon boxes are either like right inside
the store or right next to the store.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
My wife does it all the time, and you don't
have to worry about someone intercepting the package. And if
it's a MacBook Pro, that's the least you could do,
the least you should do. I'm not unsympathetic, but I
have to look at you. It's like, come on, dog,
this is the third time. It's the third time. How
many times do you want your laptops wiped? Because they
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clearly know you're the house that's ordering the laptops every
single time. And it doesn't matter if it's an inside job.
You're not doing your bare minimum to protect yourself. Stop
sending the laptop to your house. Go to the store.
Like I said, they got a MacBook Pro store at
Dilamo Mall and Torrence. This is a Southland, you know,
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Southern California person. They can find it. It's not that
damn hard. Even Stephan knows where it is right. That's true.
Actually use that future a couple of times. Thank you
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we got it good in Southern California. We can complain
about homelessness, and that's not a non issue. I mean,
we can complain about the crime or the varying degrees
of it, and that's not a non issue. But we
still have it pretty damn good in southern California. We
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can complain about the cost of living here, but oftentimes
the cost of living is tied to the pretty good weather.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You know, it's in the seventies right now.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I just heard Mark Ronner talk about how it's going
to be in the seventies tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's December, y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's right, Christmas weather, and it's going to be in
the seventies. And the reason I'm talking about this is
because I wouldn't be surprised if a number of you
are thinking about possibly going to the beach maybe this
coming weekend. You might be a college student's coming home
and you know you don't have anything to do, or
you might have kids who will be getting out of
(21:48):
school for the winter break at TWELLA, let me just
ask you, do kids have all the same winter break anymore?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's like staggered. It's staggered. Okay, yeah, they're not all
getting out to stand time.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Used to be one would get out around I don't know,
maybe the seventeenth or eighteenth of December, and you go
all the way through New Year's Day and maybe two
days after that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Now I have no idea when kids are getting off.
I just don't. So this may apply to you, it
may not apply to you. You may want to go
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Well, if you want to go to the beach, slow down,
slow down, because just like summer, the water is still nasty, dangerous,
and unsafeity to be in. I'm gonna give you some
specific beaches, but it really shouldn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Just assume that. We'll think of it this way.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Let's say you have a bowl of water, and I
want to tell you that you know this portion of
the bowl has bacteria in it, and I tell you
another portion of the bowl has bacteria in it. A
reasonable person would probably assume, you know what, the whole
bowl is contaminated, because all that can mix together. It
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really doesn't matter where you are.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
In that bowl, it's probably contaminated.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
So I'll tell you which corners of this proverbial bowl
is contaminated. Just know that there are no like real boundaries.
Keep reading, keeping the contamination in one particular era water
kind of flows.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And moves around.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
But Malibou Lagoon at surf Rider Beach one hundred yards
up and down the coast from the public restrooms, and
I'm quite sure all the feces will just stay one
hundred yards up and down the coast from the public restrooms.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It will not go further than that. You can trust it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
If you want to go to Malibu Goon, Malibu Lagoon,
so go like one hundred and fifteen yards up you'll
be safe. Then one hundred yards not safe. One hundred
and fifteen you should be good. Castle Rock storm drain
at Tapega County Beach one hundred yards up and down
the coast from the storm drain. So we've heard public restrooms,
we've heard storm drain that means feces.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yet me get some water in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Ramirez Creek at Paradise Cove, one hundred yards up and
down the coast from the creek. Malibu Pier one hundred
yards up and down the coast from the pier. That's disappointing.
What are they throwing in the water from the pier?
Marie Canyons storm drain at Puerco Beach. Say it with
me one hundred yards up and down the coast from
(24:19):
the public access steps enter Cabrio Beach in San Pedro.
The entire swim area, that's what I'm talking about. The
entire swim area is unsafe. Mother's Beach and Marina del Rey.
(24:39):
The entire swim area Santa Monica Pier one hundred yards
up and down the coast of the pier. And officials
issued the warnings due to bacterial levels that exceeded health
standards when last tested. In other words, that's when they
last tested. It could be worse today, it could be
worse tomorrow. I don't know how often they tested. I
(25:00):
would assume nasty water yesterday, nasty water tomorrow. That's my
general rule. It's not scientific, but it's a good rule
to live by. Several local beaches have been cleared since
they were last tested.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Take it for what it's worth. They're cleared today, maybe
not next week.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Santa Monica Canyon Creek and Will Rogers State Beach near
Will Rogers Tower eighteen that's cleared. I can't tell you
about seven, Tower seventeen or nineteen. I have no idea.
Only Tower eighteen. Doc Waller State Beach. That's not far
from me, near the covert Boulevard storm drain. That's clear.
(25:39):
The rest of the beach no information. Topanga Canyon Beach
wide open, clear, no problems. Venice Beach the windward storm drain.
I've been to Venice Beach. I don't know how many
times in my life. I have no idea where the
windward storm drain is. I have no idea. I just
don't know. And Venice usually it's just a dirty place anyhow,
(26:02):
so I have to assume the water is as well.
I've never been in the water at Venice. I walked
a boardwalk, I've gotten food. I've hung out at Mussel Beach.
I wasn't doing anything. I was just hanging out there.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Do you trust the water at any beach in California?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Not in California?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But I specifically have never even thought of going in
the water at Venice Beach.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I've gone in the water at Dockwilder.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I've gone in the water at with Dondo Hermosa Cabrio
many many years ago. I'm just thinking of all the
beaches that I've been to, but I've never been in
the water at Venice Beach.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I played basketball there, but that's you know, that's about
as far as it goes.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, a lot of this is never going to
be fixed until they deal with the issue at hand.
When I was doing soul cal Saturdawn discussed the poopage
in the water, and I had the expert reach out
and explain to me, said, mister Sharp. One thing that
is always left out of these reports from the Health
Department all of that is that a lot of the
(27:03):
properties along the beach have septic tanks as their cleaning
system or whatever, and those are wearing and those are
cracking as the surf, you know, begins to away and
they age, and that's what's constantly leaking back. Those things
are not being cleaned, they're not being checked on, and
(27:23):
there's no standard by which they need to so all
that poop is going right back into the water. Then
go surf and early in the morning at me, at
mean all in the mouth, All in the mouth, I mean,
I'm gonna throw up.
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Not true at all. He's a recluse. Your words offend me.
My voice will be there. And I was actually thinking
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fun of Mark Ronner.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Helps extra. That is extra. But that's not a part
of the passage. No, you've got to pay extra. Okay,
So you can't make fun of Mark Ronner. Well maybe
you can make fun of Stefan. That's gonna have to
be up to him. But definitely sitting in your chair
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Is it gonna be whatever you bid plus two dollars?
What you just said it was gonna be extra you
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you didn't give us any parameters here. Well, now it
finally comes out what you think of me. This is enlightening.
I appreciate this. It's good to know upfront. Well, I
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I think that what you can guarantee people is that
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preclude them. I can't stop them from looking into the
same monitor that I'm looking into and not find something
funny to say in regard to you, to you about you.
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It's almost as they are giving them just a little
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