January 1, 2025 • 31 mins
ICYMI: ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Part One of a specially crafted NYE ‘Best-Of’ edition of the program looking back at reusing underwear, pooping at a friend’s house, detecting STDs using AI & ‘Drunken Zodiac Signs - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's get into this. There's no easy way to say it.
There was a survey that was conducted by onbuy dot
com asking how often men and women changed their underwear.
The survey consisted of over twenty seven hundred and ninety
men and women. Twenty two percent of the men surveyed
said that they will reuse their underwear up to five
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times before washing them, while eighteen percent of women said
that they agreed when asked if they rewaar their panties
over and over before washing them. Okay, let me just
say for the record, and I can say this confidently,
I have never in my life worn a dirty pair
of underwear. Confidently, never in my life. If you have
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run into me, it's not the same underwear from the
day before. You just have to take my word for it. Okay,
use some nasty mother father's out there, nasty, nasty, nasty.
So we're gonna get people's business right now. Stephan your
first up, and I need you to tell the truth,
judgment and all. Where do you come out.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
On this same I can confidently say I have never
worn them more than once. Absolutely not just because, like
the song man you, I sweat, so I'm not about
to try to like keep that going.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh, Mark Ronner, how do you even know I'm wearing underwear?
Damn I won't when I call you commandough from now on.
That's right, get to the chop up, toualla sharp.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Never have I even thought that that was the thing.
I've never even imagined someone wearing underwear the same pair
more than once in a week.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Who are they? Who are they surveying? Because I have
to believe there is a percentage of people, both men
and women, who lied, who are aware of the judgment
which would have come with being someone who's wearing underwear
multiple days before washing it consecutively. I don't care non consecutively. Look,
if they touch my body, they're getting washed before they
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touch my body again. Once they come off, I don't
care if it's like I'm working out whatever, or once
they come off, they got to go into the hamper.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Okay, just hang on. I think everybody here is protesting
a little too much, like you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Whoa no, no, oh.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
No, let's get real here. Even like when you're traveling
or when on a field trip, never in your whole life,
never your whole life, not once ever, never.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Mark as soon as if I have departed. I'm talking.
I took a three day train ride across the country.
Even then I went and found the little bathroom area,
and you go in there and changed. I don't care
if I do anything else. I will change my undershirt,
my draws, and my socks. I'll put on the same
clothes if need be, but not the I'll re wear
some jeans, but not draws. Not draws.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, And to be fair, since the survey did implicate women,
eighteen percent of women survey, here we go. They agreed
with you know, re wearing their panties before washing them.
I know you're not looking for women. I'm just talking
about you. You got to give your personal business now.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Don't look this direction when it comes to me. I'm
one of the people who believes that if there is
a sink or a water source, you can definitely do
a quick wash of whatever you need to do, parts items, whatever.
There's no need to rewar soiled items. If there's water
nearby or a good wet wipe, well.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'll go. Okay, little wet wipe for the body is
one thing. Yes, I can't use the terminology what it's
actually called, but it's called like a prostitute's bath. I can't. Okay. Now,
we've all been in places where you have to hit
the hot spots. I get that. I get that. I'm
talking about as far as underwear when you obviously are
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not confined by circumstances and you can put on another
pair of underwear, a clean pair.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Okay, let me ask this question. What is the over
under on time that a.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Dark If you go to sleep and wake up, it's
time for new underwear.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Okay, that's fine. Now I don't want to get into
too many examples because I know you're up against the
clock in a little bit. But look at you radio,
I know, right. But I do believe that there are
some instances where if there is not a lot of
time that is lapsed and you take something off and
put it back on. Say you're swimming and you take
off your underwear to put on your swim trunks and
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then put your underwear back on after you're finished swimming,
then that's okay. There are some loov'.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's the same day.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
So you're saying that it has to there has to
be a time lapse of eight hours or more on
twelve hours. Yeah, agree with that. I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've been in the hospital and I've had on and
I went in, you know, checked in, had on draw
to say, you know what, I'll just have to go commando.
The rest of my savior take easting off and I'll
just be in here in the gown.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
That is the healthy thing to do commando. Honestly, study show.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I get that. But but and literally, but there are
things which happen in the body over the course of
the day.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
I'm about to blow it it, Stan, I've been eating
Jackie Cheetah's candy cake.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Can't that's next?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Sweet that my sister, It's gonna be fire works in
it or her sweet you redmn shud the damn bathroom
old money. Then one of the mystama said I had
to I couldn't breathe it start a two ships.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just cut us from crapping. I'm black out of the
dam half.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Down. And then I see, just got them. I don't
need jacket Ja's candy cake and.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Win. My point is, over the course of a day,
the underwear does serve a particular purpose, and to have
that cross over into the next day. Male or female
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says you are a nasty mother father. It sounds like
you need a diaper, not underwear. Is what is your diet?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, no, no, Mark, I'm telling you. And even if
you are going commando, I hope you don't wear those jeans.
Is a second time in the row. Those jeans going
to wash. You do not put crusty button draws or
jeans same day. I don't care how clean you are.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Have to use the restroom. I don't care what you're doing. Mark.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
If you've been in those pants and them draws all day,
you take them off.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So don't make this about me. What I'm trying to you,
step up.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
What I'm trying to ascertain from all of you is
are you eating chili all day every day?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What in the name of God is happening your pants?
What's happening in your pants? Ore body fluids which naturally
passed through anyone's body. Are you incontinent? What is wrong
with you? My point is Mark, underwear does serve that
purpose as far as everyone Stephan, you'll learn this as
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you get older. You're not supposed to trust the fart
after forty Okay, you're not all right.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
So one of the major differences between us then is
that when you go shopping for underwear, you're looking for absorbency.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, no, no no. I look for underwear that makes
me feel good. But I'm gonna change it every single day.
And I'm not going commando because itchy, scratching, uncomfortable, okay,
and also I don't like to be free swinging. I'm
about to blow it. You're listening to some of the
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best of Later with Mo Kelly KFI AM six forty.
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And I posed a question at the top of the
show to all of the Later crew. If you are
if you are a guest in someone's house, is it
impolite to drop a deuce? Here's the news tie in.
Ryan Seacrest revealed that he clogged up Chris Jenner's toilet
and attempted to fish out his own duchie with a
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makeshift ladle. He used, I guess, one of those toilet
cleaner ring type thingies, and he was just trying to
spoot it out. I guess where he was going to
put it. I have no idea, But the question is
should he have been doing that in the first place.
I try to err on the side of caution. In
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other words, if I were to go over to Stephan's house,
let's say it was for I don't know, a fight
party or something like that, I'm not doing number two
in his house, period, no matter what, under any circumstances.
I'm just not. I think it's inappropriate. Now that's me Mark. Well,
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if it's Stephan's house, I might go out of my
way to do it. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
When I was in grade school, a friend of mine
came over and clogged my toilet. And this is a
touching story. I hope you appreciate this. I took the
blame for it. I took the blame for it and
told my mom I did it because I was so
embarrassed from my friend. Now fast forward to college years,
when we're all pranking each other and we're friends and
we live nearby each other. I would go to my
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friend's place and we all left our doors unlocked. I
just walk into his place and we'd use his bathroom
and leave and not say a word, and leaving him
just sitting on the couch with his mouth hanging open.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Did you at least flush? We flushed, but but I
mean that was not recommended. It was a little rude. Okay, Stephan,
what say you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I unless it's like legit emergency. I can't see myself
doing that at someone's house like that, especially if someone
has to use the restroom right after you, because.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You're, yeah, like a five party, Someone's gonna come right back.
It's going to be right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And you can't blame it on anyone, like you can't
blame it on the dog, you know, So it's like
you're the one last one in there.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I'd be mortified.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's a normal, natural function. Why are you so embarrassed?
A lot of things that are normal and natural that
are inappropriate to do in certain locations and places.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Did you guys ever see the First bar At movie
when he's at some sort of etiquette party thing and
he comes out of the bathroom holding his in a
baggie and to the extreme horror of everyone there.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, the biggest laugh I've ever heard in the theater.
That's the whole point, Because it's inappropriate to do you
shouldn't do it. Well, I don't hold it in a
baggy out any Are you sure? Fairly sure?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I mean they do have those those nice double vacuum
seal ones now though, So I mean, if you really
wanted to, it wouldn't be as horrifying.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Twala, I'm gonna tell you. On the last time I
was making my way to.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Your house for one of your parties, I had already
mapped out like locations where I could use the restroom,
just because it is a long drive, okay, And so
i'm I'm got off the freeway and I was like, oh,
I gotta go, and I'm not going to your house
even though I was early, Even though I was early,
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still sitting time, had time. I say, you know what,
We're going to go over to the target, the one
that's not far from you. Yes, I'm pleasant, and I
go there. And now I know if I'm on my
way over to your house in Englewood, ye go to Target.
Boom Target.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, Target got it, got all of it. Maybe it's
just me. There's just certain things like I'm real particular
about that in locations and someone's house.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
If I'm not an overnight guest, there's no way in
the world. Well, you want to be in your comfort zone.
You want to be able to take in your iPad,
you want to be able to leave the door open
for your cat to wander in and out.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, does this seem familiar to you? No, I don't
want I don't have cats too. I close the door
because Benson always wants to wander in, and I don't
want him to wander in.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I mean, there are problematic aspects of going at somebody's
house apart from what you're describing. Is this sheer, mortal
embarrassment of it. It's like, do you ask the person
for something to read and do they want it back
when you're done?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well? See, my thing is I'm not going to do
that at someone's house, and if I did, I'm not
trying to be in there for fifteen twenty minutes control
over that. I mean, hey, look, it takes as long
as it takes.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, No, you've never done a partial? A partial? What
are you talking to? Hold you over? Yeah, this is
the worst thing I've ever heard, but never done a partial.
I don't even know if I want to know what
a partial is like. It is exactly what it sounds like.
How does one even control a partial You either do
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it or you don't do it. Mark, you go, you
get out immediately, immediately. What had you running in there?
You just go and then you just you have to
tighten up. It's just one car off the train. Yeah,
that's awful.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, no, it isn't it's better than the alternatives. Yeah, well,
the alternative is unthinkable. I mean, if if it's the
same one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
But I'm saying, you know, if you if you just
take one car off the train, it'll allow you enough
time overall to get where you need to be. Well, listen,
when that train's coming out of the tunnel. You don't
always have complete control. No, I don't know. I don't know, Mark,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I'm astonished. You guys should have like a circus act
if you can do this. This is not great skill.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, just you must not have control of your body. Right. Well,
let me.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I just want everybody to know that I have three
college degrees. Okay, this is this is the apex.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Of my career.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And George Swan, if you're listening, I took the bullet
for you when we were kids, and I hope you
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, man, you're listening to some of the best of
Later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're listening to Later with mo Kelly on demand from
KFI A M six forty and I.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hope that we can have an adult conversation. I'm gonna
to put that out there. I want us to have
a serious adult conversation about something which can impact anyone
or everyone. Sexual health is a very serious subject. I
think we should approach it accordingly. Now there is an
AI app and the claim is that it can detect
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sexually transmitted infections. Doctors don't agree, but that's what the
app contends an app, so it's like an STAI. Yes, yes, Well,
I don't know why you're laughing. I said, well, no,
we're trying to have a serious conversation here. The concept
is very simple. A user who may be concerned about
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their partner sexual health status just takes a photo and
it says with consent of the partner's Johnson. According to
the app, it's the only part of the human body
the software is trained to recognize. So I guess this
is only about finding out whether your male sexual partner
has an STD. I feel attacked. This is the first app.
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I should also note this is the first app to
mandate dpicts. I want to put that out there. Okay.
I don't know why the app, since it's AI, can
only recognize an STD on the outside of the male genitalia.
I don't know, but that's how it set.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Up, because can you imagine what you have to do
to analyze the woman genitalia?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well, but I don't. It's got to be uncomfortable, that's
all I'm saying. Well, this is doing it off a
picture which is two dimensional. It doesn't say like it
does a three D scan. It just says a picture.
It says one picture, didn't say three pictures. And then
it makes it composite. It doesn't say that.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, it's looking at the hell the color, any discoloration,
any leakage?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What don't don't you laugh? I am so there's nothing
funny about this. I hope there's not a thumb drive
involved in any of this. Mark damn it. We're gonna
keep this above board, Okay. In seconds, the site scans
the image it's a singular image, and returns one of
two messages. This is what gives me pause because I
don't know if the app is taking this serious subject
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very seriously. He has one one of two answers. It says,
quote clear no visible signs of st I spotted for
now close quote or here's the second option, Hold we
spotted something sus close quote be careful of downloads. I
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don't know why an app would be using the term sus. Yeah,
it just if it's if that's what it said. It
though that was no. I was quoting it. Yeah. If
you want me to take it seriously, then the response
should be serious.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I don't know if the app is trying to be
silly or serious. And the name of the app creator
is Calmera. Calmera describes the free service as quote the
next best thing to a lab test for a quick check.
I don't think that's the case. I don't think it
checks for malware in your pants. It's powered by artificial intelligence,
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with what it alleges is up to ninety four point
four percent accuracy rate. How are you going to tell
if a man has like gonorrhea which is internal just
from an exterior photo?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Now I cannot tell you how I know this, but
if a man does have gonorrhea, there are visible signs.
There can be not always, not always, Yeah, can't be
and uh, even the internal signs can cause reddish, a
reddish disc color. Hey, hey, don't make that face a
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reddish discoloration.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's racist.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
What if it's a brother, it can get it can
still get reddish, reddish a dark skin brother. It's even
still it's not it's not on it's not on the length,
it's on the what what it's not reddish, it's not
reddish along the length. It's reddish on the end medical
terminology here please, So it would be on the exterior. No, no,
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well it's on the very very end of the subject.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Theminus what there you go, the terminus. I like that.
Let's go with that. I don't know what that meant,
but we understand you're talking about you're coming to the
end of the line.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yes, and that's where it would produce a reddish discoloration.
And if at that point the reddish hue or look
of it isn't enough for you, as a young lady
to say, nah, that looks us, then yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Use the app. I don't know if it's really working
at a ninety four percent rate. If someone should have
I'm just going to run the list, you know, or
HIV or chlamydia, something which doesn't necessarily present symptoms all
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the time.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Now, I don't know about that because chlamydia a rashy,
almost irritated.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
How do you know so much about this subject? Your
expertise is sus.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Look, let's not worry about my expertise. I'm just telling
you the things that I know, Okay, And we're not
going to even get into how I know. I'm just saying,
as the only single mail on this show, the only
single guy, this is an app that I would probably
employ or be using if I was out there fancy free.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
So if we're looking down there and you see something
that looks like a Guardian Angel's cap, see a professional.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
We're going to try to keep this conversation lark on
a certain level. And I've noticed that step and has
had nothing to say, which is which is sus And
I would say incriminating to a certain degree.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, I'm learning along with you, guys. Will is the
one that has all the information.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I don't. I just don't know. Yeah, I don't. It's
not that I distrust AI. I distrust whether this app
can perform as it says it can perform.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, ninety four sounds a little bit extreme. I don't yes,
And what about it doesn't have to be STDs? I mean,
what if you were to take a picture of someone's face,
could I identify other maladies?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
If it's not? If it can, if it can't identify disease,
why is it limited to STIs?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Because what they've done is they've uploaded images of very
sus individuals and it's just going off of that is
going off of a database of suspects who have suss action.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, so it's compiling all these deepick pictures. Yes, it
has a database, and there's another privacy discussion about that
because we all know that this this database is gonna
get hacked.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
It's gonna get hacked. We're all gonna be out there
right at least those of us that are single.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
On the app. I just don't know how it I'm
trying to say this in a very respectful way. What
type of database baseline does it have? How was the
AI taught to identify these things?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Absolutely by by way of a visual checkup, if they
have consulted with a doctor or even a free clinic
like the one in uh Pasadena on Fair Oaks, If
they've consulted with any of the individuals there who have
been able to just look and say ooh, yeah, you
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just say oo or oohs. Oohs can be a problem,
and oo's is one of the things that can happen.
And it's from what my very very close friend. It's
very uncomfortable. And this clinic is where exactly it was
that the Jackie Robinson Park. I see, do you recall
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the address? I mean it's right on fair Oaks everyone else,
so you could you could go straight to it, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
A Los Angeles Time reporter uploaded to Calmera a broad
range of images taken from the CDC and they have
a library, I guess the std Center of New York
and the Royal Australian College of General Practitioners. It's from
the Ron Jeremy branch. Calmera issued a hold to multiple
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images of lesions and bumps allegedly got to break lesions.
You say, you're listening to some of the best of
Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six forty. We're live
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everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 2 (24:17):
KFI AM six forty. It's the later of Mo Kelly
Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. This is how you
act when you've had too much to drink according to
your zodiac sign. And Stephan I never remember what your
sign is. I'm a cancer yes, yes you will okay
and Tallas a Scorpio Okay. This is how you act
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when you've had too much to drink according to your
zodiac sign. Leo drunk Leo's throw up. You're one of
those people who throws up with your hair sticking up
when you drink too much. Fortunately, you can count on
a good friend to hold your hair in place before
you head out to the party again. Uh Cancer drunk
Cancerrian are very flirtatious. When you've had too much to drink.
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You start flirting and thinking you're super sexy and luckily
for you, according to this Stefan, it works. Gemini. Drunk
Geminis are also flirtatious. One drink too many and they're
ready to flirt with the opposite sex. A fine seducer,
they charm everyone in their path. I don't know about
all that. Scorpio. Here you go, Swaller drunk scorpios are sensual.
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When y'all are drunk, you're even more attractive and sensual
than ever. You're an attention getter, and it's easy for
you to find a partner. I'll stop you when you
tell a life Oh my goodness. Okay, Sagittarius, that's me.
Drunk Sagittarians are hot tempered. You get angry over nothing
and are very talkative. You're a bit of a mean
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drunk Beware of scuffles. Untrue, not true. All my fights
have been sober now much, I can tell you. And
when I get drunk, let's just say. I know. When
I get drunk, I am. I wouldn't say I'm flirtatious,
but I'm looking around. Put it that way. I'm looking around,
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y know. Get feisty. No, no, no, I'm one of those. Hey,
let's enjoy the bus. Let's just take it easy. Why
does everyone so uptight? Yeah, m isn't everyone happy after
five or six drinks? I know when I have four
Jack and Cokes and a Gen and Tonic, the last
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thing I want to do is fight. I just want
to make love. Oh yeah, come here, girl, this drink
has your name on it. Back then, way back when
Taurus drunk Taurians are too friendly. Once you're drunk, you
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become friends with everyone in the bar and never stop
complimenting others. You make grand declarations to those who pass
you by. Virgo Drunk Virgos are quiet. Once your alcohol
level gets too high, you go into a corner and
don't see another word during the evening. You're the kind
of person who stays on the couch in your own world,
and it's not easy to get out of your zone.
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Pisces Drunk Piscians have mood swings. Once they've had too
much to drink. They can go from melancholy to very
very angry. It's hard for their for their friends to
keep up with them throughout the evening, and they're not
immune to a few shouting matches. God can say the
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times that I've been drunk. I don't get into shouting matches,
but I will speak my mind, if only because there's
less inhibition. You know, So, I'm not gonna If you're
gonna act a fool or act an ass, I'm more
likely to tell you, but I'm not looking for confrontation.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Now I say I have to be around you're drunk,
because I'm wondering if in your mind shouting.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's all good. I'll be the first to admit that
my view of events may be somewhat skewed due to
the nature of the alcohol coursing through my veins. Because
in my mind it's all good and it's all love.
I don't think of anything but peace, love and soul.
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I'm like, Don Corneelie is up in there. Where's my music?
I'm getting relaxed just thinking about it. Oh yeah, I'm
thinking about a jack and coke right about now, just
to end my evening, maybe two, maybe six, and then
drop off into a coma like trance. Come here, missus O'Kelly,
(28:47):
come get you some Oh yeah, yeah, give me twenty
minutes of your undivited attention and I'll give you the word. Okay, fifteen,
let's not be greedy. Maybe in my thirties, I don't
know about now. Capricorn drunk. Capricorns aren't nasty. One glass
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too many is enough to encourage you. Encourage them to
criticize others for their bad deeds. They become prickly and
hurtful to those around them. It's they'll stay nasty like that. Yeah,
I thought they've been nasty, like freaking no attitude. Yeah, Aries,
drunk aries are very talkative after a night of drinking.
They tend to talk very loudly and at the same
(29:33):
time chat with everyone. One thing's for sure. They're the
one who can be heard all over the bar. Yeah,
I believe that. I believe that Libra. Drunk Libras are
open to others. Drank too much the night before, expect
to be greeted by strangers on the street the next day.
After all, they're the kind of person who meet dozens
of people in every bar they set foot in, or
(29:55):
even just walking down the street. And lastly, Aquarius drunk
Aquarians are very attractive. They draw crowds with their mysterious
seductive side. I don't know. I don't know about that.
I'm trying to think of all the women that I
hit on when I was drunk in my twenties and thirties.
Probably not Aquarius. Probably had something to do with the Yeah,
(30:18):
maybe just because it's just jigglomo, you know. Maybe it's
not the alcohol. I can't Maybe I can't blame it
on the alcohol. Maybe it's just I had that genisae
quah it just yeah, yeah, Jack and Coke, come on
over and get you some of Jiggalom. It's KFI AM
six forty smooth out on the iHeart Radio tip. We're
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Speaker 1 (31:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's get into this. There's no easy way to say it.
There was a survey that was conducted by onbuy dot
com asking how often men and women changed their underwear.
The survey consisted of over twenty seven hundred and ninety
men and women. Twenty two percent of the men surveyed
said that they will reuse their underwear up to five
(00:29):
times before washing them, while eighteen percent of women said
that they agreed when asked if they rewaar their panties
over and over before washing them. Okay, let me just
say for the record, and I can say this confidently,
I have never in my life worn a dirty pair
of underwear. Confidently, never in my life. If you have
(00:53):
run into me, it's not the same underwear from the
day before. You just have to take my word for it. Okay,
use some nasty mother father's out there, nasty, nasty, nasty.
So we're gonna get people's business right now. Stephan your
first up, and I need you to tell the truth,
judgment and all. Where do you come out.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
On this same I can confidently say I have never
worn them more than once. Absolutely not just because, like
the song man you, I sweat, so I'm not about
to try to like keep that going.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh, Mark Ronner, how do you even know I'm wearing underwear?
Damn I won't when I call you commandough from now on.
That's right, get to the chop up, toualla sharp.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Never have I even thought that that was the thing.
I've never even imagined someone wearing underwear the same pair
more than once in a week.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Who are they? Who are they surveying? Because I have
to believe there is a percentage of people, both men
and women, who lied, who are aware of the judgment
which would have come with being someone who's wearing underwear
multiple days before washing it consecutively. I don't care non consecutively. Look,
if they touch my body, they're getting washed before they
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touch my body again. Once they come off, I don't
care if it's like I'm working out whatever, or once
they come off, they got to go into the hamper.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Okay, just hang on. I think everybody here is protesting
a little too much, like you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Whoa no, no, oh.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
No, let's get real here. Even like when you're traveling
or when on a field trip, never in your whole life,
never your whole life, not once ever, never.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Mark as soon as if I have departed. I'm talking.
I took a three day train ride across the country.
Even then I went and found the little bathroom area,
and you go in there and changed. I don't care
if I do anything else. I will change my undershirt,
my draws, and my socks. I'll put on the same
clothes if need be, but not the I'll re wear
some jeans, but not draws. Not draws.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, And to be fair, since the survey did implicate women,
eighteen percent of women survey, here we go. They agreed
with you know, re wearing their panties before washing them.
I know you're not looking for women. I'm just talking
about you. You got to give your personal business now.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Don't look this direction when it comes to me. I'm
one of the people who believes that if there is
a sink or a water source, you can definitely do
a quick wash of whatever you need to do, parts items, whatever.
There's no need to rewar soiled items. If there's water
nearby or a good wet wipe, well.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'll go. Okay, little wet wipe for the body is
one thing. Yes, I can't use the terminology what it's
actually called, but it's called like a prostitute's bath. I can't. Okay. Now,
we've all been in places where you have to hit
the hot spots. I get that. I get that. I'm
talking about as far as underwear when you obviously are
(04:09):
not confined by circumstances and you can put on another
pair of underwear, a clean pair.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Okay, let me ask this question. What is the over
under on time that a.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Dark If you go to sleep and wake up, it's
time for new underwear.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Okay, that's fine. Now I don't want to get into
too many examples because I know you're up against the
clock in a little bit. But look at you radio,
I know, right. But I do believe that there are
some instances where if there is not a lot of
time that is lapsed and you take something off and
put it back on. Say you're swimming and you take
off your underwear to put on your swim trunks and
(04:45):
then put your underwear back on after you're finished swimming,
then that's okay. There are some loov'.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's the same day.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
So you're saying that it has to there has to
be a time lapse of eight hours or more on
twelve hours. Yeah, agree with that. I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've been in the hospital and I've had on and
I went in, you know, checked in, had on draw
to say, you know what, I'll just have to go commando.
The rest of my savior take easting off and I'll
just be in here in the gown.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
That is the healthy thing to do commando. Honestly, study show.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I get that. But but and literally, but there are
things which happen in the body over the course of
the day.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
I'm about to blow it it, Stan, I've been eating
Jackie Cheetah's candy cake.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Can't that's next?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Sweet that my sister, It's gonna be fire works in
it or her sweet you redmn shud the damn bathroom
old money. Then one of the mystama said I had
to I couldn't breathe it start a two ships.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just cut us from crapping. I'm black out of the
dam half.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Down. And then I see, just got them. I don't
need jacket Ja's candy cake and.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Win. My point is, over the course of a day,
the underwear does serve a particular purpose, and to have
that cross over into the next day. Male or female
(06:38):
says you are a nasty mother father. It sounds like
you need a diaper, not underwear. Is what is your diet?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, no, no, Mark, I'm telling you. And even if
you are going commando, I hope you don't wear those jeans.
Is a second time in the row. Those jeans going
to wash. You do not put crusty button draws or
jeans same day. I don't care how clean you are.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Have to use the restroom. I don't care what you're doing. Mark.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
If you've been in those pants and them draws all day,
you take them off.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So don't make this about me. What I'm trying to you,
step up.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
What I'm trying to ascertain from all of you is
are you eating chili all day every day?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What in the name of God is happening your pants?
What's happening in your pants? Ore body fluids which naturally
passed through anyone's body. Are you incontinent? What is wrong
with you? My point is Mark, underwear does serve that
purpose as far as everyone Stephan, you'll learn this as
(07:43):
you get older. You're not supposed to trust the fart
after forty Okay, you're not all right.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
So one of the major differences between us then is
that when you go shopping for underwear, you're looking for absorbency.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, no, no no. I look for underwear that makes
me feel good. But I'm gonna change it every single day.
And I'm not going commando because itchy, scratching, uncomfortable, okay,
and also I don't like to be free swinging. I'm
about to blow it. You're listening to some of the
(08:17):
best of Later with Mo Kelly KFI AM six forty.
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And I posed a question at the top of the
show to all of the Later crew. If you are
if you are a guest in someone's house, is it
impolite to drop a deuce? Here's the news tie in.
Ryan Seacrest revealed that he clogged up Chris Jenner's toilet
and attempted to fish out his own duchie with a
(08:50):
makeshift ladle. He used, I guess, one of those toilet
cleaner ring type thingies, and he was just trying to
spoot it out. I guess where he was going to
put it. I have no idea, But the question is
should he have been doing that in the first place.
I try to err on the side of caution. In
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other words, if I were to go over to Stephan's house,
let's say it was for I don't know, a fight
party or something like that, I'm not doing number two
in his house, period, no matter what, under any circumstances.
I'm just not. I think it's inappropriate. Now that's me Mark. Well,
(09:33):
if it's Stephan's house, I might go out of my
way to do it. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
When I was in grade school, a friend of mine
came over and clogged my toilet. And this is a
touching story. I hope you appreciate this. I took the
blame for it. I took the blame for it and
told my mom I did it because I was so
embarrassed from my friend. Now fast forward to college years,
when we're all pranking each other and we're friends and
we live nearby each other. I would go to my
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friend's place and we all left our doors unlocked. I
just walk into his place and we'd use his bathroom
and leave and not say a word, and leaving him
just sitting on the couch with his mouth hanging open.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Did you at least flush? We flushed, but but I
mean that was not recommended. It was a little rude. Okay, Stephan,
what say you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I unless it's like legit emergency. I can't see myself
doing that at someone's house like that, especially if someone
has to use the restroom right after you, because.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You're, yeah, like a five party, Someone's gonna come right back.
It's going to be right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And you can't blame it on anyone, like you can't
blame it on the dog, you know, So it's like
you're the one last one in there.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I'd be mortified.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's a normal, natural function. Why are you so embarrassed?
A lot of things that are normal and natural that
are inappropriate to do in certain locations and places.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Did you guys ever see the First bar At movie
when he's at some sort of etiquette party thing and
he comes out of the bathroom holding his in a
baggie and to the extreme horror of everyone there.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, the biggest laugh I've ever heard in the theater.
That's the whole point, Because it's inappropriate to do you
shouldn't do it. Well, I don't hold it in a
baggy out any Are you sure? Fairly sure?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I mean they do have those those nice double vacuum
seal ones now though, So I mean, if you really
wanted to, it wouldn't be as horrifying.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Twala, I'm gonna tell you. On the last time I
was making my way to.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Your house for one of your parties, I had already
mapped out like locations where I could use the restroom,
just because it is a long drive, okay, And so
i'm I'm got off the freeway and I was like, oh,
I gotta go, and I'm not going to your house
even though I was early, Even though I was early,
(11:53):
still sitting time, had time. I say, you know what,
We're going to go over to the target, the one
that's not far from you. Yes, I'm pleasant, and I
go there. And now I know if I'm on my
way over to your house in Englewood, ye go to Target.
Boom Target.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, Target got it, got all of it. Maybe it's
just me. There's just certain things like I'm real particular
about that in locations and someone's house.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
If I'm not an overnight guest, there's no way in
the world. Well, you want to be in your comfort zone.
You want to be able to take in your iPad,
you want to be able to leave the door open
for your cat to wander in and out.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, does this seem familiar to you? No, I don't
want I don't have cats too. I close the door
because Benson always wants to wander in, and I don't
want him to wander in.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I mean, there are problematic aspects of going at somebody's
house apart from what you're describing. Is this sheer, mortal
embarrassment of it. It's like, do you ask the person
for something to read and do they want it back
when you're done?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well? See, my thing is I'm not going to do
that at someone's house, and if I did, I'm not
trying to be in there for fifteen twenty minutes control
over that. I mean, hey, look, it takes as long
as it takes.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, No, you've never done a partial? A partial? What
are you talking to? Hold you over? Yeah, this is
the worst thing I've ever heard, but never done a partial.
I don't even know if I want to know what
a partial is like. It is exactly what it sounds like.
How does one even control a partial You either do
(13:26):
it or you don't do it. Mark, you go, you
get out immediately, immediately. What had you running in there?
You just go and then you just you have to
tighten up. It's just one car off the train. Yeah,
that's awful.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, no, it isn't it's better than the alternatives. Yeah, well,
the alternative is unthinkable. I mean, if if it's the
same one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
But I'm saying, you know, if you if you just
take one car off the train, it'll allow you enough
time overall to get where you need to be. Well, listen,
when that train's coming out of the tunnel. You don't
always have complete control. No, I don't know. I don't know, Mark,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I'm astonished. You guys should have like a circus act
if you can do this. This is not great skill.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, just you must not have control of your body. Right. Well,
let me.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I just want everybody to know that I have three
college degrees. Okay, this is this is the apex.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Of my career.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And George Swan, if you're listening, I took the bullet
for you when we were kids, and I hope you
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, man, you're listening to some of the best of
Later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're listening to Later with mo Kelly on demand from
KFI A M six forty and I.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hope that we can have an adult conversation. I'm gonna
to put that out there. I want us to have
a serious adult conversation about something which can impact anyone
or everyone. Sexual health is a very serious subject. I
think we should approach it accordingly. Now there is an
AI app and the claim is that it can detect
(15:20):
sexually transmitted infections. Doctors don't agree, but that's what the
app contends an app, so it's like an STAI. Yes, yes, Well,
I don't know why you're laughing. I said, well, no,
we're trying to have a serious conversation here. The concept
is very simple. A user who may be concerned about
(15:44):
their partner sexual health status just takes a photo and
it says with consent of the partner's Johnson. According to
the app, it's the only part of the human body
the software is trained to recognize. So I guess this
is only about finding out whether your male sexual partner
has an STD. I feel attacked. This is the first app.
(16:08):
I should also note this is the first app to
mandate dpicts. I want to put that out there. Okay.
I don't know why the app, since it's AI, can
only recognize an STD on the outside of the male genitalia.
I don't know, but that's how it set.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Up, because can you imagine what you have to do
to analyze the woman genitalia?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well, but I don't. It's got to be uncomfortable, that's
all I'm saying. Well, this is doing it off a
picture which is two dimensional. It doesn't say like it
does a three D scan. It just says a picture.
It says one picture, didn't say three pictures. And then
it makes it composite. It doesn't say that.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, it's looking at the hell the color, any discoloration,
any leakage?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What don't don't you laugh? I am so there's nothing
funny about this. I hope there's not a thumb drive
involved in any of this. Mark damn it. We're gonna
keep this above board, Okay. In seconds, the site scans
the image it's a singular image, and returns one of
two messages. This is what gives me pause because I
don't know if the app is taking this serious subject
(17:16):
very seriously. He has one one of two answers. It says,
quote clear no visible signs of st I spotted for
now close quote or here's the second option, Hold we
spotted something sus close quote be careful of downloads. I
(17:38):
don't know why an app would be using the term sus. Yeah,
it just if it's if that's what it said. It
though that was no. I was quoting it. Yeah. If
you want me to take it seriously, then the response
should be serious.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I don't know if the app is trying to be
silly or serious. And the name of the app creator
is Calmera. Calmera describes the free service as quote the
next best thing to a lab test for a quick check.
I don't think that's the case. I don't think it
checks for malware in your pants. It's powered by artificial intelligence,
(18:19):
with what it alleges is up to ninety four point
four percent accuracy rate. How are you going to tell
if a man has like gonorrhea which is internal just
from an exterior photo?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Now I cannot tell you how I know this, but
if a man does have gonorrhea, there are visible signs.
There can be not always, not always, Yeah, can't be
and uh, even the internal signs can cause reddish, a
reddish disc color. Hey, hey, don't make that face a
(18:57):
reddish discoloration.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's racist.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
What if it's a brother, it can get it can
still get reddish, reddish a dark skin brother. It's even
still it's not it's not on it's not on the length,
it's on the what what it's not reddish, it's not
reddish along the length. It's reddish on the end medical
terminology here please, So it would be on the exterior. No, no,
(19:21):
well it's on the very very end of the subject.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Theminus what there you go, the terminus. I like that.
Let's go with that. I don't know what that meant,
but we understand you're talking about you're coming to the
end of the line.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yes, and that's where it would produce a reddish discoloration.
And if at that point the reddish hue or look
of it isn't enough for you, as a young lady
to say, nah, that looks us, then yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Use the app. I don't know if it's really working
at a ninety four percent rate. If someone should have
I'm just going to run the list, you know, or
HIV or chlamydia, something which doesn't necessarily present symptoms all
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the time.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Now, I don't know about that because chlamydia a rashy,
almost irritated.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
How do you know so much about this subject? Your
expertise is sus.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Look, let's not worry about my expertise. I'm just telling
you the things that I know, Okay, And we're not
going to even get into how I know. I'm just saying,
as the only single mail on this show, the only
single guy, this is an app that I would probably
employ or be using if I was out there fancy free.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
So if we're looking down there and you see something
that looks like a Guardian Angel's cap, see a professional.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
We're going to try to keep this conversation lark on
a certain level. And I've noticed that step and has
had nothing to say, which is which is sus And
I would say incriminating to a certain degree.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, I'm learning along with you, guys. Will is the
one that has all the information.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I don't. I just don't know. Yeah, I don't. It's
not that I distrust AI. I distrust whether this app
can perform as it says it can perform.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, ninety four sounds a little bit extreme. I don't yes,
And what about it doesn't have to be STDs? I mean,
what if you were to take a picture of someone's face,
could I identify other maladies?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
If it's not? If it can, if it can't identify disease,
why is it limited to STIs?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Because what they've done is they've uploaded images of very
sus individuals and it's just going off of that is
going off of a database of suspects who have suss action.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, so it's compiling all these deepick pictures. Yes, it
has a database, and there's another privacy discussion about that
because we all know that this this database is gonna
get hacked.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
It's gonna get hacked. We're all gonna be out there
right at least those of us that are single.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
On the app. I just don't know how it I'm
trying to say this in a very respectful way. What
type of database baseline does it have? How was the
AI taught to identify these things?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Absolutely by by way of a visual checkup, if they
have consulted with a doctor or even a free clinic
like the one in uh Pasadena on Fair Oaks, If
they've consulted with any of the individuals there who have
been able to just look and say ooh, yeah, you
(22:50):
just say oo or oohs. Oohs can be a problem,
and oo's is one of the things that can happen.
And it's from what my very very close friend. It's
very uncomfortable. And this clinic is where exactly it was
that the Jackie Robinson Park. I see, do you recall
(23:11):
the address? I mean it's right on fair Oaks everyone else,
so you could you could go straight to it, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
A Los Angeles Time reporter uploaded to Calmera a broad
range of images taken from the CDC and they have
a library, I guess the std Center of New York
and the Royal Australian College of General Practitioners. It's from
the Ron Jeremy branch. Calmera issued a hold to multiple
(23:48):
images of lesions and bumps allegedly got to break lesions.
You say, you're listening to some of the best of
Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six forty. We're live
(24:09):
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 2 (24:17):
KFI AM six forty. It's the later of Mo Kelly
Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. This is how you
act when you've had too much to drink according to
your zodiac sign. And Stephan I never remember what your
sign is. I'm a cancer yes, yes you will okay
and Tallas a Scorpio Okay. This is how you act
(24:40):
when you've had too much to drink according to your
zodiac sign. Leo drunk Leo's throw up. You're one of
those people who throws up with your hair sticking up
when you drink too much. Fortunately, you can count on
a good friend to hold your hair in place before
you head out to the party again. Uh Cancer drunk
Cancerrian are very flirtatious. When you've had too much to drink.
(25:02):
You start flirting and thinking you're super sexy and luckily
for you, according to this Stefan, it works. Gemini. Drunk
Geminis are also flirtatious. One drink too many and they're
ready to flirt with the opposite sex. A fine seducer,
they charm everyone in their path. I don't know about
all that. Scorpio. Here you go, Swaller drunk scorpios are sensual.
(25:27):
When y'all are drunk, you're even more attractive and sensual
than ever. You're an attention getter, and it's easy for
you to find a partner. I'll stop you when you
tell a life Oh my goodness. Okay, Sagittarius, that's me.
Drunk Sagittarians are hot tempered. You get angry over nothing
and are very talkative. You're a bit of a mean
(25:48):
drunk Beware of scuffles. Untrue, not true. All my fights
have been sober now much, I can tell you. And
when I get drunk, let's just say. I know. When
I get drunk, I am. I wouldn't say I'm flirtatious,
but I'm looking around. Put it that way. I'm looking around,
(26:08):
y know. Get feisty. No, no, no, I'm one of those. Hey,
let's enjoy the bus. Let's just take it easy. Why
does everyone so uptight? Yeah, m isn't everyone happy after
five or six drinks? I know when I have four
Jack and Cokes and a Gen and Tonic, the last
(26:31):
thing I want to do is fight. I just want
to make love. Oh yeah, come here, girl, this drink
has your name on it. Back then, way back when
Taurus drunk Taurians are too friendly. Once you're drunk, you
(26:53):
become friends with everyone in the bar and never stop
complimenting others. You make grand declarations to those who pass
you by. Virgo Drunk Virgos are quiet. Once your alcohol
level gets too high, you go into a corner and
don't see another word during the evening. You're the kind
of person who stays on the couch in your own world,
and it's not easy to get out of your zone.
(27:16):
Pisces Drunk Piscians have mood swings. Once they've had too
much to drink. They can go from melancholy to very
very angry. It's hard for their for their friends to
keep up with them throughout the evening, and they're not
immune to a few shouting matches. God can say the
(27:36):
times that I've been drunk. I don't get into shouting matches,
but I will speak my mind, if only because there's
less inhibition. You know, So, I'm not gonna If you're
gonna act a fool or act an ass, I'm more
likely to tell you, but I'm not looking for confrontation.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Now I say I have to be around you're drunk,
because I'm wondering if in your mind shouting.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's all good. I'll be the first to admit that
my view of events may be somewhat skewed due to
the nature of the alcohol coursing through my veins. Because
in my mind it's all good and it's all love.
I don't think of anything but peace, love and soul.
(28:22):
I'm like, Don Corneelie is up in there. Where's my music?
I'm getting relaxed just thinking about it. Oh yeah, I'm
thinking about a jack and coke right about now, just
to end my evening, maybe two, maybe six, and then
drop off into a coma like trance. Come here, missus O'Kelly,
(28:47):
come get you some Oh yeah, yeah, give me twenty
minutes of your undivited attention and I'll give you the word. Okay, fifteen,
let's not be greedy. Maybe in my thirties, I don't
know about now. Capricorn drunk. Capricorns aren't nasty. One glass
(29:11):
too many is enough to encourage you. Encourage them to
criticize others for their bad deeds. They become prickly and
hurtful to those around them. It's they'll stay nasty like that. Yeah,
I thought they've been nasty, like freaking no attitude. Yeah, Aries,
drunk aries are very talkative after a night of drinking.
They tend to talk very loudly and at the same
(29:33):
time chat with everyone. One thing's for sure. They're the
one who can be heard all over the bar. Yeah,
I believe that. I believe that Libra. Drunk Libras are
open to others. Drank too much the night before, expect
to be greeted by strangers on the street the next day.
After all, they're the kind of person who meet dozens
of people in every bar they set foot in, or
(29:55):
even just walking down the street. And lastly, Aquarius drunk
Aquarians are very attractive. They draw crowds with their mysterious
seductive side. I don't know. I don't know about that.
I'm trying to think of all the women that I
hit on when I was drunk in my twenties and thirties.
Probably not Aquarius. Probably had something to do with the Yeah,
(30:18):
maybe just because it's just jigglomo, you know. Maybe it's
not the alcohol. I can't Maybe I can't blame it
on the alcohol. Maybe it's just I had that genisae
quah it just yeah, yeah, Jack and Coke, come on
over and get you some of Jiggalom. It's KFI AM
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