January 1, 2025 • 34 mins
ICYMI: Hour Two of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Part Two of a specially crafted NYE ‘Best-Of’ edition of the program revisiting the debut of “Hawk Tuah Girl” AND a look back at the states “with the most men paying to have their penis injected with plasma” - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. Talking about Internet addiction,
how most people are addicted to their phones, always on
our phones, young and old. The Internet is probably not
the best tool to put in anyone's hands because we
don't know how to act. It's not something where you're
going to find a lot of good information or meaningful
(00:37):
ways to spend your time. And you have people who
I call her Internet famous, who go viral on TikTok
or some social media platform and it changes the conversation,
it changes that person's life individually. And we're going to
tell you about another example of that. There is this
cottage industry of all these mini micro podcasts, these Man
(01:02):
and Woman on the Street sort of shows. They're not
even shows, they're just short videos where someone with a
microphone will walk around and walk up to random people
and usually ask a sexually suggestive question, relationship questions, trying
to get a good SoundBite or a video which will
go viral. And it happened. And if you come across
(01:24):
a story which reads as follows something having to do
with a hawk tua girl. It's not hawk tua. It's
more a sound effect about how a young woman who
was approached by one of these men on the street
teams I think the name of it is the Tim
(01:46):
and d TV show, and they were asking her what
she would do or what she does to please her
man or any man. This is the origination of the
hawk to a girl, which is not a actually putting
ounce that way. It's more like spit shine girl. Here
we go go ahead, bob in bed.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh yeah, you gotta give him that hawk, dude, and
spend all that night.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
How do you get over a breakup?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Get over a breakup right now?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Only way to get over one is get under amen.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So say you got a side piece?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Maybe? Have I got three? Have I got seven?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
How many's on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's only one?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now? Won't? But okay, when someone asked how many on
your roster? How many people you're dating? How many people
you see? That's all? How many people you're sleeping with?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Maybe? Have I got three? Have I got seven?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How many's on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's only one?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Now? Won't?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
But so he's serious.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm so how many you got on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I know, maybe four?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
One? I mean you got on your roster on it one? Yeah, maybe,
I don't know, so I can get your number, Yeah
you can.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Would rather have backshots for the rest of your life
or missionary for life?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay? The question was would you rather have backshots or
missionary the rest of your life? Okay? I need you
just figure out what they mean by that because I
can't define it on air. Okay, all right, but here's
our answer or her answer.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I have back shots for the rest of your life
or missionary for the restio life.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You can only choose one back shots? Backshots?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
And why because I don't like smile looking at me
in my face?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know that is the.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Girl seems like a nice girl you'd want to bring
home to your folks or just bring home. I mean
if your folks were One of your folks was Ron
Jeremy Well.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
People have been searching high and low for who she
was because she didn't give her name in the video,
but she has been revealed as Haley Welch. Obviously from
the South, is a very a thick Southern accent, probably
a nice young lady. But she is now become a
viral sensation. She has a manager, probably a TV show coming.
(04:12):
She did an interview recently with TMZ and she wanted
to come forward and dispel some of the myths and
lies that are out there about her. But I guess
because she's worried about her image.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Did you delete all of your social media?
Speaker 9 (04:26):
Okay, so I deleted all my social media like six
months ago due to like personal reasons. I never really
got on it or anything like that.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Oh okay, So it didn't have anything to do with this.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh no, I was long gone before that.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Oh you were already gone from social media.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
And everyone thought that you deleted your social media because
you were like scared of all of this blowing up.
But you were gone.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I've been gone from it.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
So are you going to come back this?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I think we're working on that right now.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Because you have a full management team. You have a manager.
Now you have a shooter.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
She comes in with like this big ass camera, like
she's the real deal.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Already, this happened like a week ago. What were you
doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for breakfast, and then
I'm going to work.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But I worked at wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait,
that wasn't answer to the question we're talking about. I'm confused.
Wait wait, okay, did I hear that right? Twell? It
because I thought she was asked about one thing and
then she answered another thing.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Already.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
This happened like a week ago. What were you doing
for your job?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I had okay, the question is what were you doing
for your job?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
What were you doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for break.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What were you doing for your job? Well, I have
to sit up and do something for thirty minutes and
then go get breakfast. What are you working on a corner?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
What were you doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes, and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for breakfast, and then
I'm going to work.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
But I worked in a spring factory. I'm not a
school teacher.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
That was my next spring.
Speaker 11 (05:51):
Factory, testing out the springs. Of course, jokes right themselves.
Hey hoctaa, how's that mattress?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I'm going to work, but I worked in a spring factory.
I'm not a school teacher.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
That was my next question, because teacher and got fired
from your job.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
No, I'm not even old enough to be a teacher.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I was gonna say, because you're twenty one.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
I'm like, this is illegal exactly, So you weren't a
teacher or a bartender.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
So there one everything.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Also, I've heard rumors that your dad is a preacher.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
My father so far from a preacher, is crazy, So
everything is made up like none of it's true at all.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
She's the next Internet famous superstar.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
For doing something related to uh sex. This goes back
to the exposure of making young women famous by way
of sex. And some of the offers from what I've
read that she's got all have to do with something sexual.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, her management team is Penthouse, not the Penthouse. That's
that very coincidental.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, I have backshots for the rest of your life
or missionary for your life. You can only choose one
shots bagshots and why backs because I.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
Don't like somebody looking at me in my face, you know,
just a there's such a quick answer too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's like she she she had an answer about these
things on the job. It's this great factory.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah who that makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You got to give him that huck Dune sped on
that spent on that thing.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Yeah, I thought Hawk Too was the name of an
old Burt Reynolds show from the sixties.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I had to give him that huck Dune spent all
my time that Huckne sped on that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I don't know where she's from. Don't ask me what
state might be Florida, who knows? Who knows? So what
do you see PUA girls talking about Haley Welchuck sped
on that night, spent on that thing.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Is so bad, dude sped on that night.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
How we need is like the deliverance theme for her. No, no, no,
you know what.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
And in her first day of selling merchandise online called
well she started. She started selling T shirts and hats
and stuff with her making the hak to a face
and just and it and it's sold like sixty three
thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Of just Jump. I cannot be mad at the hustle,
to be serious, I can't be mad that she realized
she had a moment. She's maximizing the moment and she
could change her place in the station in life. I
do not hate on her in any way, of course,
not famous grandma. Well it's a long story. No it isn't.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Sped on that night, Is that your grandma?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, you saw to spin on that thing I used
to day.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
How do you get over at breakup?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Get over a breakup right now?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Only way to get over one is get under.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, this poor girl, No, no, no, she's grown. She's
gonna make her own decisions like working in the Florida
Strip club you know she's twenty one.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Or she'll be on the ever so uh low, degrading,
filthy sucessful that is social media on the internet.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, you're listening to some of the best of Later
with Mo Kelly KFI AM six forty. We are live
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Speaker 1 (09:40):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty. Lay damn.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Kf I AM six forty. It's the best of Later
with Mo Kelly. We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
Kelly ye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Houck. Dude spent on that night here he.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Seems like a lovely young lady. Lady is the keyword,
I think, lady. Look all I know is she's twenty
one when I was twenty one. That's a twenty one
year old guy's dream. It's really those yes yes with
you yes right. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
You can watch that stuff, but in real life, when
you're confronted with it, it's a little different.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, no, no matter. It's like three d. If I were
twenty one years old, I would be seeking out hawk
to a girl.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
You don't want, more like the girl next door than
the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If I'm twenty one, I'm not trying to get married
to her. I'm just trying to what I'm trying to, like,
you know, see if it'll do what to do?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Just go to a professional and get it over with. Okay,
Well she might be well she's on that road. No,
put it this way.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She speaks very authoritatively about a subject that she knows intimately.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
She is decisive about hawk to and backshots as well.
Punk dude, git me, that is never going to get old.
I don't care what anyone says, but it also speaks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If I could make a semi serious point, please It
speaks to the Internet culture, where we're always ready to
say something because there's a microphone put in our face.
As a person who works in radio, I'm always thinking about, Okay,
where the line is, so I don't go over it.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Oh we went over it all evening. I don't know
we did, but okay most of the time.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah. But but young people today, and I would say,
twenty one years old, you're still a young person. They
just tell all their business about everything to a random
stranger who just walked up and asked a question about So,
how do you please your man?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well, I'm glad you asked punk dude.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
You get me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, she doesn't seem to suffer from a lot of inhibition,
no know, And and and if I were a twenty
one year old man, that would be a great thing.
That would be a great thing. Did you see that?
How Shequille O'Neill sought her out, and they know there's
there's a picture of them meeting. I don't know what
type of conversation they had, but you know, Shock likes
I'm young, I'm being serious, so he probably put in
(12:19):
his bid I'm being serious, his bid. That's that's that's
what the young people say, Okay, yeah, you know, you know,
I'm cool like that. Well, I hope there's a follow
up to this. Well, I don't know, but I just
saw it on social media that he sought her out
and he was able to meet her. They had some
sort of conversation that took a picture together, and it
shows shock, just like really looking at her. It's like
(12:43):
he's starstruck. Is something like that? That's that's that's a
word you can use for it. But I think he
was more thinking about what she had to say.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Fuck, dude, spent all that night here.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
You think a basketball player has a lot of experience
with the backshots?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Is that what you're saying. No, I'm saying that Shaquille
O'Neill is a former NBA player. It would not surprise
me if he were trying to introduce himself to her.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
That's all I'm saying. I don't know a lot about sports.
I just assume that's a kind of a basketball move,
the backshot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
No, no, no, no, that's a bank shot.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Oh see, I was a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We don't know about that. I don't I don't want
to give you the definition you have Google Boy.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yes, I'm not going to look it up on a
company computer. Are you out of your mind? You have
a phone? If you do, well, wait till I'm out
of the building.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, no, no, no, no, you can look it up right now.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
No, because somebody over the air, somebody could walk in
here while I'm looking up something that has created an
instant hostile work environment, and really that's the last thing you're.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Looking it up will not be the hostile work environment
you responding to it personally by yourself in the booth.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
It's already plenty hostile. What else do we honestly need
to do here?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't know. Play the sound bite, yes.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Dude, and spent all that night.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
She said. It was such confidence and glee, like you
get me. You know exactly what I'm talking about, You
know what I mean, as if she's done it plenty
times before she even knew how to do it to
where you can play it on every platform, Because it's
not there's nothing bad that she said. The way she
did it, you just kind of assume what she's doing.
But if you listen to the fullness of the clip,
(14:35):
the question is asked and she immediately answers immediately with
a full answer like, oh, yeah, this was on I
can't say on the tip of my tongue. Well, I
just said it. But it was like it was right there.
She didn't even have to think, Like if you were
to asked me like, mo, what is he gonna do
next week? Well, I don't know. Let me think about
that for a second, and you start digging around in
(14:56):
your mind you come up with an answer. She did
not have to at all. For example, when.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Bad that makes a man go crazy? Every time she.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Interrupted him, you could say she has a firm grip
on the subject, hub.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And bad that makes a man go crazy every time
you got to.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Give him that huck dude spit on.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Look, at the risk of over analysis, the young man
was trying to ask a question and she rudely interrupted
him because she felt the need to let everyone know,
be damned your question. Here is the answer, and she
shut down the internet.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Uben bad that makes a man go crazy? Every time
you got to give him.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That huck dude spend All that night.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's like she had that one in the chamber ready
to go. Oh, it was ready to go. She's been
holding on to it, She's ready to spin it, and
it just released all at once.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Huben bad that makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Get in that hawk, dude spent on that night.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Here you're listening to some of the best of Later
with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And everybody's getting some sort of enhancement procedure, maybe some
botox or fillers, life of suction, you know. But more
and more commonly men are in on the action. You
look at Matt Gates, what he was doing in his face,
like Ali, who's that? But not just for facial improvement.
(16:37):
Other portions of the male body are now being included
for enhancement. There is a new procedure, or relatively new
cosmetic procedure, which is called the Pea shot, and the
P shot involves injecting platelet rich plasma like blood also
known as PRP, into the johnson of a man along
(16:58):
with some botox. The procedure is said to regenerate tissues
in the johnson, leading to improve sex via better Johnson function,
the soldier can salute much more quickly and for a
longer amount of time. This is picking up steam and
popularity from coast to coast. The price of an injection
(17:21):
can go from anywhere between five hundred to twenty six
hundred dollars. And there's a new study which involves data
from a wide range of clinics, med spas, and wellness
centers across multiple states. And we're going to give you
the top ten states where men are spending the most
(17:41):
money overall for pea shots. Is this a permanent pea shot?
Speaker 9 (17:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, no, you have to go back and get another one?
Got out? Wai how many times? I doesn't say how often?
I guess however often you need to get it too.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
I have a question, Sure, what's the botox for?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Botox is for plumping, make it fuller, thicker, no killer? No, yeah,
botox is for a girth and points so you don't
have any wrinkles.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
I don't know, wants to look younger or yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, I mean, let me say it in the Spanish.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
You don't know, say no there, I mean, I'm just
talking about what botox does for lips or four heads heads?
Two yes, four heads, four heads yes?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
All right, And we're off coming in at number ten
of the top ten states spending money on pea shots.
Tennessee Tennis. The average price of a pea shot is
(18:48):
fifteen ninety five. It's in fifteen hundred ninety five dollars.
The minimum price is eight fifty, the max price is
nineteen hundred. The median price is eighteen hundred. Coming in
at number nine. Minnesota average price of a P shot
is sixteen hundred and ten dollars. Minimum price is one thousand,
(19:12):
max price is twenty five hundred. It's much more expensive
than Minnesota, and the medium price is sixteen fifty. Number
eight are the most expensive and people spending the most
money on PA shots in the country. Let's try this again.
Mark Runner spelled Massachusetts. I'm not falling for your trap tonight.
(19:34):
It's got a trap. I keep doing the same thing.
I thought you would learn how to spell the state
by now.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Well, it's just I have a metal block against spelling
it out unless I'm writing it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, this is a different type of metal block. Assachus
e t correct. Correct, He got it right. After all
this time, you got to write it out as you
do it. I know I'm saying you can't just do
it in your head. You get a P shot, and
you get a pea shot, and you get a pe
shot and you get a pishot. Oh what Illinois sixteen
(20:14):
hundred and thirty dollars. It's a really average.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Price, really cold in Illinois.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So you think it's just a function of weather. I mean,
shrinkage couldn't have been far all that was mine one
thousand dollars minimum price, twenty five hundred maximum price, medium
price sixteen seventy five, coming in number six of the
most expensive and the most money spent on pea shots
to enhance sexual performance in Johnson's or something like that.
(20:44):
Georgia sixteen hundred and forty five dollars for the average
price of a pea shot eight fifty minimum price. You
can get a discount pea shot in Georgia.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
What are you? What are the conditions under wish you
pay that minimum amount?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Maybe the if you just if you just need a
little extra off the top, if you're not bringing a
whole lot to the table, you get the you get
the discount. Yeah, I could say there's a lot of
male strippers in Georgia too. Lots of male strippers in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Do tell no. I'm just saying that there is.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
I know people let live in Georgia, and they're like,
the male strip clubs are actually starting to get more
popping than the female.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Strip club You don't know any of this firsthand.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
I've only been to the female strip clubs in Georgia
with the bullet holes and the stretch marks, and the
people who'll be like, I gotta go get my kids,
giving me my money. Oh my god, that's what I've
seen in george That's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Something wrong with you too. You're talking about Magic City,
not that I've been there. Number five New York sixteen
hundred and sixty four dollars for average price of a
pea shot seven ninety five minimum price, twenty five hundred
(22:07):
max price. Yeah, you can get a deal in New York.
I don't know why. You can get a discount pea shot,
but you can't get like a discount apartment and everything
else that's very expensive in New York. Balance balance number four.
I'm not going to dignify that everything's larger in Texas.
(22:31):
Sixteen eighty one for the average price for a pea
shot to enhance your Johnson four ninety nine the minimum price,
because I don't know they're cheap in Texas, they're no
state texts. I don't know, I don't know. Two thousand
dollars max price, so you can move from California to
Texas and you'd have more money to spend on a
very inexpensive pea shot.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
It's right along the border probably where those discount ones are.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Two thousand bucks is if you're bringing in a long horn. Foosh,
this is conspicuous.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Just do it, you said number three, No love from
Stephen at all. Virginia.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Okay, wait, wait, virgin virgin Virginia.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh look, sixteen nine. It's for laverage price.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Virginia's for lovers.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It is one thousand dollars minimum price, so it's a
little bit more pricey in Virginia. Max price twenty six
hundred for a pe shot for more blood flow through
your Johnson and mo, do these hurt? I couldn't tell you,
but put it this way. Wait, are you sure? No, no, no,
I'm going to hypothesize that any injection in the Johnson
(23:50):
area is probably painful. You're saying you've never had this. No,
I've never had Mark.
Speaker 13 (23:55):
I have had an injection in my Johnson. It was
a numbing solution to pull a catheter out. I'm telling
you anything any procedure that happens in that area.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It's not a good look.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
I'm not lobbying for this personally. I have no interest all.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The questions you're asking. It begs the question, well, the.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Most privilege You picked the subject, and I thought you
might have had some personal experience.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Are you tapping into your half black side mark? Are
you trying to Yes, Yes, it's the bottom half, as
we all know. Number two, Ohio, the average price of
a p shot is seventeen hundred and nine dollars minimum
price seven hundred, max price two thousand.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
And that's what she'll say when she sees it. Oh,
hi's waiting for that.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
That was It would have been better if it was
like Boise. You'll get there eventually. Okay, Okay, someone doesn't
know geography and I was just an Idaho Panhandle joke.
Coming in at number one, the most money spent on
(25:17):
pea shots in the country by state is carry Lake, Arizona,
oh Random, very, very seventeen hundred and ninety dollars per shot,
(25:41):
per shot twelve hundred dollars minimum price, the most of
any state, but the max is lower than other states.
Twenty one ninety five. But you're gonna have to come
out of pocket. No, Arizona, I actually.
Speaker 13 (25:57):
Know someone that and we all know who it is.
I'll just tell your name off air. But when she
went to get her plastic surgery, she told me about
all of the models, the male models that you would
think have these chiseled alves and all that they're not
in the gym. They are going to the exact same
(26:17):
place getting uh, stomach sculpting, getting pecking and plants, uh
and getting h bulge lengthening Johnson Johnson lengthening. Now I
don't know, and I don't know if they were getting these.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Bloodshots you said Johnson and Johnson. I thought you were
talking about baby oil. Now, damn.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
No, that was for you.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I've just got it. That was literally five minutes ago.
I was thinking the whole time, the whole time, the
whole time. You literally took five minutes to figure out
a joke about Boise. Does it take that long to
(27:10):
travel around the earth to get back to you? I mean, yeah,
I was slow on that one. I actually thought that
you were given a rim shot for Twala because the
show had moved on, I know, and I even missed
his because I figured yours out a couple more on
the way after we head home. So if you figure
out one during Mark Ronner's news break, you're gonna interrupt him. Uh,
(27:35):
probably not there. What about traffic? Maybe traffic. You're listening
to some of the best of Later with Mo Kelly
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Speaker 1 (27:47):
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Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, p shots? Yes, shots. Now,
did you come to any any other realization Stefan during
the break, any like delayed rim shots that Mark Ronner's owed,
or i'm ode or Twaller Tiffany Hobbs. Well, no, because
the only one I missed was Twalla's because I was
(28:15):
just thinking in my head about yours. Oh so, in
other words, you gave me his. I got one that
I deserved from minutes before, but Twala never got his.
Did he deserved? I will know because I didn't hear
it's I wish I could repeat it. I don't remember it.
The moment's gone. Well, I guess you have to check
out the podcast. Everyone. You can go to iHeart radio
(28:35):
app and you know, listen to it there.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
I have a question.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
So when it comes to these pea shots, it makes
me think of Popeyes, not chicken but cartoon And when
he would eat the spinach, that arm, that bicep would
just grow, grow, grow, grow grow. So are these pea
shots going to be akin to that? Where there's this
uncontrollable Yes, you got growing. You'll be a grower and
a shower a grower. Where does it stop? Like there
(29:02):
seems to be a lot of.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Funny as hell, I got a rip shot for that one.
There was so much in the window.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
There that thing lot in your window.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
There's a margin for error that seems to be very
big with this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You know what about like.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
The usage of the blue pill, Like do you need
that still after the p shot or you just straight
you're just like boom strong like both.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This curvature might be Peroni's disease. Oh jesus out well
you said straight? I thought you never mind. No one
wants talk about those commercials. They bring up that damn carrot.
How many bent carrots are there? Really, I've never run
(29:51):
across a ben carrot.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
That's the best you could dude, but there it's a
very clear picture.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
But you're thinking about which dude walking around like that?
Why isn't bugs bunny and those commercial?
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, what's up, Doc? I mean not you? Oh my
very very quiet this wabbit season, duck seas wabbit season season,
parents season. Lord, I'm sorry every time I see Steph.
(30:28):
Just go ahead and get the commercial. Just go ahead
and find the commercial. You know which one we're talking about, right,
I've already turned off my computer. They're just there's that's
always strange to me. And whenever you have going to
the other side of the spectrum, when you have the
woman's commercial talking about the pads and they pour that
blue liquid on it, what is that supposed to? What
is that?
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Well, it's supposed to mimic.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
No, I get that, but it's not the same consistency.
It's like blue punch.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Well it can be okay, Yeah, they're.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Not that far off.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, Okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Neither are the carrots.
Speaker 12 (31:09):
Wow, how do you know I have been on this
earth for long enough to have seen proof of carrots
being bent?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
No, not being bent.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That sounds okay, pre bent. Go ahead, Stephan.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 15 (31:27):
There is no normal erection for everyone, but there is
a normal for you. If, like thousands of other guys,
you find that your erection doesn't look so normal anymore,
it could be an addressable men by urologists because.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You checked out by someone.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
This as your new normal.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Find a urologist at learn about pd dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Who was Pironi who had the disease named after him? Okay,
I wouldn't want that. Or if your name is just Peroni,
now you know, how do you deal with that on
a day to day basis. By the way, this one
had a plethora of inn windows. Not the carrot was
the world start playing again? Because the first word it
(32:08):
starts immediately. I caught that from the very beginning.
Speaker 14 (32:12):
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Stuck there. Uh huh, Okay, you're already saying that I
can't take you. You can have a small bend or
a large bind. Yeah, there's bananas, there's chili peppers, carrot,
and then the chili pepper. Right. They don't want anyone
to feel left out. I guess not. What other produce
is available at right angles?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I mean, yeah, well, I guess. I mean, yeah, egg
plant curves, but it's just not a right angle.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Hey, don't knock until you try it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Passed, Oh in a banana, that's the first one that
makes sense. Okay, all right, but yeah, there was a lot,
but the carrot was by far the all vegetables matter.
Fair enough, One more time, Stefan, thank you, that's what's good.
(33:12):
Let's listen to Peroni's one more time before we call it.
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
There is no normal erection for everyone, but there is
a normal for you. If, like thousands of other guys,
you find that your erection doesn't look so normal anymore,
it could be an addressable medical condition.
Speaker 14 (33:28):
Called Paroni's disease or PD.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
A curved direction attacks you is not normal and should
be checked out by youurology, Cucumber, because you don't have.
Speaker 14 (33:37):
To accept this as your new normal.
Speaker 15 (33:40):
Find a urologist at learn about PD dot com.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, I'll take the pizza with the Peroni on it.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
You're joking. You think you're joking. But when I was
a kid in Spokane, there was an Italian restaurant named Pironi's,
and my grandparents knew the owner. Guess what mister Proni's
first name was. Just guess disease Dick ca if I
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. Talking about Internet addiction,
how most people are addicted to their phones, always on
our phones, young and old. The Internet is probably not
the best tool to put in anyone's hands because we
don't know how to act. It's not something where you're
going to find a lot of good information or meaningful
(00:37):
ways to spend your time. And you have people who
I call her Internet famous, who go viral on TikTok
or some social media platform and it changes the conversation,
it changes that person's life individually. And we're going to
tell you about another example of that. There is this
cottage industry of all these mini micro podcasts, these Man
(01:02):
and Woman on the Street sort of shows. They're not
even shows, they're just short videos where someone with a
microphone will walk around and walk up to random people
and usually ask a sexually suggestive question, relationship questions, trying
to get a good SoundBite or a video which will
go viral. And it happened. And if you come across
(01:24):
a story which reads as follows something having to do
with a hawk tua girl. It's not hawk tua. It's
more a sound effect about how a young woman who
was approached by one of these men on the street
teams I think the name of it is the Tim
(01:46):
and d TV show, and they were asking her what
she would do or what she does to please her
man or any man. This is the origination of the
hawk to a girl, which is not a actually putting
ounce that way. It's more like spit shine girl. Here
we go go ahead, bob in bed.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh yeah, you gotta give him that hawk, dude, and
spend all that night.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
How do you get over a breakup?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Get over a breakup right now?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Only way to get over one is get under amen.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So say you got a side piece?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Maybe? Have I got three? Have I got seven?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
How many's on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's only one?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now? Won't? But okay, when someone asked how many on
your roster? How many people you're dating? How many people
you see? That's all? How many people you're sleeping with?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Maybe? Have I got three? Have I got seven?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How many's on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's only one?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Now? Won't?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
But so he's serious.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm so how many you got on your roster?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I know, maybe four?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
One? I mean you got on your roster on it one? Yeah, maybe,
I don't know, so I can get your number, Yeah
you can.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Would rather have backshots for the rest of your life
or missionary for life?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay? The question was would you rather have backshots or
missionary the rest of your life? Okay? I need you
just figure out what they mean by that because I
can't define it on air. Okay, all right, but here's
our answer or her answer.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I have back shots for the rest of your life
or missionary for the restio life.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You can only choose one back shots? Backshots?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
And why because I don't like smile looking at me
in my face?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know that is the.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Girl seems like a nice girl you'd want to bring
home to your folks or just bring home. I mean
if your folks were One of your folks was Ron
Jeremy Well.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
People have been searching high and low for who she
was because she didn't give her name in the video,
but she has been revealed as Haley Welch. Obviously from
the South, is a very a thick Southern accent, probably
a nice young lady. But she is now become a
viral sensation. She has a manager, probably a TV show coming.
(04:12):
She did an interview recently with TMZ and she wanted
to come forward and dispel some of the myths and
lies that are out there about her. But I guess
because she's worried about her image.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Did you delete all of your social media?
Speaker 9 (04:26):
Okay, so I deleted all my social media like six
months ago due to like personal reasons. I never really
got on it or anything like that.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Oh okay, So it didn't have anything to do with this.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh no, I was long gone before that.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Oh you were already gone from social media.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
And everyone thought that you deleted your social media because
you were like scared of all of this blowing up.
But you were gone.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I've been gone from it.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
So are you going to come back this?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I think we're working on that right now.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Because you have a full management team. You have a manager.
Now you have a shooter.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
She comes in with like this big ass camera, like
she's the real deal.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Already, this happened like a week ago. What were you
doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for breakfast, and then
I'm going to work.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But I worked at wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait,
that wasn't answer to the question we're talking about. I'm confused.
Wait wait, okay, did I hear that right? Twell? It
because I thought she was asked about one thing and
then she answered another thing.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Already.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
This happened like a week ago. What were you doing
for your job?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I had okay, the question is what were you doing
for your job?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
What were you doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for break.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What were you doing for your job? Well, I have
to sit up and do something for thirty minutes and
then go get breakfast. What are you working on a corner?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
What were you doing for your job?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Well, I have to sit up and get ready for
about thirty minutes, and then I'll just go on and
go get me something to eat for breakfast, and then
I'm going to work.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
But I worked in a spring factory. I'm not a
school teacher.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
That was my next spring.
Speaker 11 (05:51):
Factory, testing out the springs. Of course, jokes right themselves.
Hey hoctaa, how's that mattress?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I'm going to work, but I worked in a spring factory.
I'm not a school teacher.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
That was my next question, because teacher and got fired
from your job.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
No, I'm not even old enough to be a teacher.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I was gonna say, because you're twenty one.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
I'm like, this is illegal exactly, So you weren't a
teacher or a bartender.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
So there one everything.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Also, I've heard rumors that your dad is a preacher.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
My father so far from a preacher, is crazy, So
everything is made up like none of it's true at all.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
She's the next Internet famous superstar.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
For doing something related to uh sex. This goes back
to the exposure of making young women famous by way
of sex. And some of the offers from what I've
read that she's got all have to do with something sexual.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, her management team is Penthouse, not the Penthouse. That's
that very coincidental.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, I have backshots for the rest of your life
or missionary for your life. You can only choose one
shots bagshots and why backs because I.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
Don't like somebody looking at me in my face, you know,
just a there's such a quick answer too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's like she she she had an answer about these
things on the job. It's this great factory.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah who that makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You got to give him that huck Dune sped on
that spent on that thing.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Yeah, I thought Hawk Too was the name of an
old Burt Reynolds show from the sixties.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I had to give him that huck Dune spent all
my time that Huckne sped on that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I don't know where she's from. Don't ask me what
state might be Florida, who knows? Who knows? So what
do you see PUA girls talking about Haley Welchuck sped
on that night, spent on that thing.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Is so bad, dude sped on that night.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
How we need is like the deliverance theme for her. No, no, no,
you know what.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
And in her first day of selling merchandise online called
well she started. She started selling T shirts and hats
and stuff with her making the hak to a face
and just and it and it's sold like sixty three
thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Of just Jump. I cannot be mad at the hustle,
to be serious, I can't be mad that she realized
she had a moment. She's maximizing the moment and she
could change her place in the station in life. I
do not hate on her in any way, of course,
not famous grandma. Well it's a long story. No it isn't.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Sped on that night, Is that your grandma?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, you saw to spin on that thing I used
to day.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
How do you get over at breakup?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Get over a breakup right now?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Only way to get over one is get under.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, this poor girl, No, no, no, she's grown. She's
gonna make her own decisions like working in the Florida
Strip club you know she's twenty one.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Or she'll be on the ever so uh low, degrading,
filthy sucessful that is social media on the internet.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
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Speaker 2 (09:49):
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Speaker 11 (09:57):
Kelly ye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Houck. Dude spent on that night here he.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Seems like a lovely young lady. Lady is the keyword,
I think, lady. Look all I know is she's twenty
one when I was twenty one. That's a twenty one
year old guy's dream. It's really those yes yes with
you yes right. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
You can watch that stuff, but in real life, when
you're confronted with it, it's a little different.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, no, no matter. It's like three d. If I were
twenty one years old, I would be seeking out hawk
to a girl.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
You don't want, more like the girl next door than
the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If I'm twenty one, I'm not trying to get married
to her. I'm just trying to what I'm trying to, like,
you know, see if it'll do what to do?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Just go to a professional and get it over with. Okay,
Well she might be well she's on that road. No,
put it this way.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She speaks very authoritatively about a subject that she knows intimately.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
She is decisive about hawk to and backshots as well.
Punk dude, git me, that is never going to get old.
I don't care what anyone says, but it also speaks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If I could make a semi serious point, please It
speaks to the Internet culture, where we're always ready to
say something because there's a microphone put in our face.
As a person who works in radio, I'm always thinking about, Okay,
where the line is, so I don't go over it.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Oh we went over it all evening. I don't know
we did, but okay most of the time.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah. But but young people today, and I would say,
twenty one years old, you're still a young person. They
just tell all their business about everything to a random
stranger who just walked up and asked a question about So,
how do you please your man?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well, I'm glad you asked punk dude.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
You get me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, she doesn't seem to suffer from a lot of inhibition,
no know, And and and if I were a twenty
one year old man, that would be a great thing.
That would be a great thing. Did you see that?
How Shequille O'Neill sought her out, and they know there's
there's a picture of them meeting. I don't know what
type of conversation they had, but you know, Shock likes
I'm young, I'm being serious, so he probably put in
(12:19):
his bid I'm being serious, his bid. That's that's that's
what the young people say, Okay, yeah, you know, you know,
I'm cool like that. Well, I hope there's a follow
up to this. Well, I don't know, but I just
saw it on social media that he sought her out
and he was able to meet her. They had some
sort of conversation that took a picture together, and it
shows shock, just like really looking at her. It's like
(12:43):
he's starstruck. Is something like that? That's that's that's a
word you can use for it. But I think he
was more thinking about what she had to say.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Fuck, dude, spent all that night here.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
You think a basketball player has a lot of experience
with the backshots?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Is that what you're saying. No, I'm saying that Shaquille
O'Neill is a former NBA player. It would not surprise
me if he were trying to introduce himself to her.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
That's all I'm saying. I don't know a lot about sports.
I just assume that's a kind of a basketball move,
the backshot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
No, no, no, no, that's a bank shot.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Oh see, I was a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We don't know about that. I don't I don't want
to give you the definition you have Google Boy.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yes, I'm not going to look it up on a
company computer. Are you out of your mind? You have
a phone? If you do, well, wait till I'm out
of the building.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, no, no, no, no, you can look it up right now.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
No, because somebody over the air, somebody could walk in
here while I'm looking up something that has created an
instant hostile work environment, and really that's the last thing you're.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Looking it up will not be the hostile work environment
you responding to it personally by yourself in the booth.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
It's already plenty hostile. What else do we honestly need
to do here?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't know. Play the sound bite, yes.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Dude, and spent all that night.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
She said. It was such confidence and glee, like you
get me. You know exactly what I'm talking about, You
know what I mean, as if she's done it plenty
times before she even knew how to do it to
where you can play it on every platform, Because it's
not there's nothing bad that she said. The way she
did it, you just kind of assume what she's doing.
But if you listen to the fullness of the clip,
(14:35):
the question is asked and she immediately answers immediately with
a full answer like, oh, yeah, this was on I
can't say on the tip of my tongue. Well, I
just said it. But it was like it was right there.
She didn't even have to think, Like if you were
to asked me like, mo, what is he gonna do
next week? Well, I don't know. Let me think about
that for a second, and you start digging around in
(14:56):
your mind you come up with an answer. She did
not have to at all. For example, when.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Bad that makes a man go crazy? Every time she.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Interrupted him, you could say she has a firm grip
on the subject, hub.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And bad that makes a man go crazy every time
you got to.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Give him that huck dude spit on.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Look, at the risk of over analysis, the young man
was trying to ask a question and she rudely interrupted
him because she felt the need to let everyone know,
be damned your question. Here is the answer, and she
shut down the internet.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Uben bad that makes a man go crazy? Every time
you got to give him.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That huck dude spend All that night.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's like she had that one in the chamber ready
to go. Oh, it was ready to go. She's been
holding on to it, She's ready to spin it, and
it just released all at once.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Huben bad that makes a man go crazy every time.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Get in that hawk, dude spent on that night.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
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And everybody's getting some sort of enhancement procedure, maybe some
botox or fillers, life of suction, you know. But more
and more commonly men are in on the action. You
look at Matt Gates, what he was doing in his face,
like Ali, who's that? But not just for facial improvement.
(16:37):
Other portions of the male body are now being included
for enhancement. There is a new procedure, or relatively new
cosmetic procedure, which is called the Pea shot, and the
P shot involves injecting platelet rich plasma like blood also
known as PRP, into the johnson of a man along
(16:58):
with some botox. The procedure is said to regenerate tissues
in the johnson, leading to improve sex via better Johnson function,
the soldier can salute much more quickly and for a
longer amount of time. This is picking up steam and
popularity from coast to coast. The price of an injection
(17:21):
can go from anywhere between five hundred to twenty six
hundred dollars. And there's a new study which involves data
from a wide range of clinics, med spas, and wellness
centers across multiple states. And we're going to give you
the top ten states where men are spending the most
(17:41):
money overall for pea shots. Is this a permanent pea shot?
Speaker 9 (17:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, no, you have to go back and get another one?
Got out? Wai how many times? I doesn't say how often?
I guess however often you need to get it too.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
I have a question, Sure, what's the botox for?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Botox is for plumping, make it fuller, thicker, no killer? No, yeah,
botox is for a girth and points so you don't
have any wrinkles.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
I don't know, wants to look younger or yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, I mean, let me say it in the Spanish.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
You don't know, say no there, I mean, I'm just
talking about what botox does for lips or four heads heads?
Two yes, four heads, four heads yes?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
All right, And we're off coming in at number ten
of the top ten states spending money on pea shots.
Tennessee Tennis. The average price of a pea shot is
(18:48):
fifteen ninety five. It's in fifteen hundred ninety five dollars.
The minimum price is eight fifty, the max price is
nineteen hundred. The median price is eighteen hundred. Coming in
at number nine. Minnesota average price of a P shot
is sixteen hundred and ten dollars. Minimum price is one thousand,
(19:12):
max price is twenty five hundred. It's much more expensive
than Minnesota, and the medium price is sixteen fifty. Number
eight are the most expensive and people spending the most
money on PA shots in the country. Let's try this again.
Mark Runner spelled Massachusetts. I'm not falling for your trap tonight.
(19:34):
It's got a trap. I keep doing the same thing.
I thought you would learn how to spell the state
by now.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Well, it's just I have a metal block against spelling
it out unless I'm writing it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, this is a different type of metal block. Assachus
e t correct. Correct, He got it right. After all
this time, you got to write it out as you
do it. I know I'm saying you can't just do
it in your head. You get a P shot, and
you get a pea shot, and you get a pe
shot and you get a pishot. Oh what Illinois sixteen
(20:14):
hundred and thirty dollars. It's a really average.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Price, really cold in Illinois.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So you think it's just a function of weather. I mean,
shrinkage couldn't have been far all that was mine one
thousand dollars minimum price, twenty five hundred maximum price, medium
price sixteen seventy five, coming in number six of the
most expensive and the most money spent on pea shots
to enhance sexual performance in Johnson's or something like that.
(20:44):
Georgia sixteen hundred and forty five dollars for the average
price of a pea shot eight fifty minimum price. You
can get a discount pea shot in Georgia.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
What are you? What are the conditions under wish you
pay that minimum amount?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Maybe the if you just if you just need a
little extra off the top, if you're not bringing a
whole lot to the table, you get the you get
the discount. Yeah, I could say there's a lot of
male strippers in Georgia too. Lots of male strippers in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Do tell no. I'm just saying that there is.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
I know people let live in Georgia, and they're like,
the male strip clubs are actually starting to get more
popping than the female.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Strip club You don't know any of this firsthand.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
I've only been to the female strip clubs in Georgia
with the bullet holes and the stretch marks, and the
people who'll be like, I gotta go get my kids,
giving me my money. Oh my god, that's what I've
seen in george That's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Something wrong with you too. You're talking about Magic City,
not that I've been there. Number five New York sixteen
hundred and sixty four dollars for average price of a
pea shot seven ninety five minimum price, twenty five hundred
(22:07):
max price. Yeah, you can get a deal in New York.
I don't know why. You can get a discount pea shot,
but you can't get like a discount apartment and everything
else that's very expensive in New York. Balance balance number four.
I'm not going to dignify that everything's larger in Texas.
(22:31):
Sixteen eighty one for the average price for a pea
shot to enhance your Johnson four ninety nine the minimum price,
because I don't know they're cheap in Texas, they're no
state texts. I don't know, I don't know. Two thousand
dollars max price, so you can move from California to
Texas and you'd have more money to spend on a
very inexpensive pea shot.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
It's right along the border probably where those discount ones are.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Two thousand bucks is if you're bringing in a long horn. Foosh,
this is conspicuous.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Just do it, you said number three, No love from
Stephen at all. Virginia.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Okay, wait, wait, virgin virgin Virginia.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh look, sixteen nine. It's for laverage price.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Virginia's for lovers.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
It is one thousand dollars minimum price, so it's a
little bit more pricey in Virginia. Max price twenty six
hundred for a pe shot for more blood flow through
your Johnson and mo, do these hurt? I couldn't tell you,
but put it this way. Wait, are you sure? No, no, no,
I'm going to hypothesize that any injection in the Johnson
(23:50):
area is probably painful. You're saying you've never had this. No,
I've never had Mark.
Speaker 13 (23:55):
I have had an injection in my Johnson. It was
a numbing solution to pull a catheter out. I'm telling
you anything any procedure that happens in that area.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It's not a good look.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
I'm not lobbying for this personally. I have no interest all.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The questions you're asking. It begs the question, well, the.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Most privilege You picked the subject, and I thought you
might have had some personal experience.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Are you tapping into your half black side mark? Are
you trying to Yes, Yes, it's the bottom half, as
we all know. Number two, Ohio, the average price of
a p shot is seventeen hundred and nine dollars minimum
price seven hundred, max price two thousand.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
And that's what she'll say when she sees it. Oh,
hi's waiting for that.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
That was It would have been better if it was
like Boise. You'll get there eventually. Okay, Okay, someone doesn't
know geography and I was just an Idaho Panhandle joke.
Coming in at number one, the most money spent on
(25:17):
pea shots in the country by state is carry Lake, Arizona,
oh Random, very, very seventeen hundred and ninety dollars per shot,
(25:41):
per shot twelve hundred dollars minimum price, the most of
any state, but the max is lower than other states.
Twenty one ninety five. But you're gonna have to come
out of pocket. No, Arizona, I actually.
Speaker 13 (25:57):
Know someone that and we all know who it is.
I'll just tell your name off air. But when she
went to get her plastic surgery, she told me about
all of the models, the male models that you would
think have these chiseled alves and all that they're not
in the gym. They are going to the exact same
(26:17):
place getting uh, stomach sculpting, getting pecking and plants, uh
and getting h bulge lengthening Johnson Johnson lengthening. Now I
don't know, and I don't know if they were getting these.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Bloodshots you said Johnson and Johnson. I thought you were
talking about baby oil. Now, damn.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
No, that was for you.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I've just got it. That was literally five minutes ago.
I was thinking the whole time, the whole time, the
whole time. You literally took five minutes to figure out
a joke about Boise. Does it take that long to
(27:10):
travel around the earth to get back to you? I mean, yeah,
I was slow on that one. I actually thought that
you were given a rim shot for Twala because the
show had moved on, I know, and I even missed
his because I figured yours out a couple more on
the way after we head home. So if you figure
out one during Mark Ronner's news break, you're gonna interrupt him. Uh,
(27:35):
probably not there. What about traffic? Maybe traffic. You're listening
to some of the best of Later with Mo Kelly
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Speaker 1 (27:47):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, p shots? Yes, shots. Now,
did you come to any any other realization Stefan during
the break, any like delayed rim shots that Mark Ronner's owed,
or i'm ode or Twaller Tiffany Hobbs. Well, no, because
the only one I missed was Twalla's because I was
(28:15):
just thinking in my head about yours. Oh so, in
other words, you gave me his. I got one that
I deserved from minutes before, but Twala never got his.
Did he deserved? I will know because I didn't hear
it's I wish I could repeat it. I don't remember it.
The moment's gone. Well, I guess you have to check
out the podcast. Everyone. You can go to iHeart radio
(28:35):
app and you know, listen to it there.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
I have a question.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
So when it comes to these pea shots, it makes
me think of Popeyes, not chicken but cartoon And when
he would eat the spinach, that arm, that bicep would
just grow, grow, grow, grow grow. So are these pea
shots going to be akin to that? Where there's this
uncontrollable Yes, you got growing. You'll be a grower and
a shower a grower. Where does it stop? Like there
(29:02):
seems to be a lot of.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Funny as hell, I got a rip shot for that one.
There was so much in the window.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
There that thing lot in your window.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
There's a margin for error that seems to be very
big with this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You know what about like.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
The usage of the blue pill, Like do you need
that still after the p shot or you just straight
you're just like boom strong like both.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This curvature might be Peroni's disease. Oh jesus out well
you said straight? I thought you never mind. No one
wants talk about those commercials. They bring up that damn carrot.
How many bent carrots are there? Really, I've never run
(29:51):
across a ben carrot.
Speaker 13 (29:53):
That's the best you could dude, but there it's a
very clear picture.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
But you're thinking about which dude walking around like that?
Why isn't bugs bunny and those commercial?
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, what's up, Doc? I mean not you? Oh my
very very quiet this wabbit season, duck seas wabbit season season,
parents season. Lord, I'm sorry every time I see Steph.
(30:28):
Just go ahead and get the commercial. Just go ahead
and find the commercial. You know which one we're talking about, right,
I've already turned off my computer. They're just there's that's
always strange to me. And whenever you have going to
the other side of the spectrum, when you have the
woman's commercial talking about the pads and they pour that
blue liquid on it, what is that supposed to? What
is that?
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Well, it's supposed to mimic.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
No, I get that, but it's not the same consistency.
It's like blue punch.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Well it can be okay, Yeah, they're.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Not that far off.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, Okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Neither are the carrots.
Speaker 12 (31:09):
Wow, how do you know I have been on this
earth for long enough to have seen proof of carrots
being bent?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
No, not being bent.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That sounds okay, pre bent. Go ahead, Stephan.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 15 (31:27):
There is no normal erection for everyone, but there is
a normal for you. If, like thousands of other guys,
you find that your erection doesn't look so normal anymore,
it could be an addressable men by urologists because.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You checked out by someone.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
This as your new normal.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Find a urologist at learn about pd dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Who was Pironi who had the disease named after him? Okay,
I wouldn't want that. Or if your name is just Peroni,
now you know, how do you deal with that on
a day to day basis. By the way, this one
had a plethora of inn windows. Not the carrot was
the world start playing again? Because the first word it
(32:08):
starts immediately. I caught that from the very beginning.
Speaker 14 (32:12):
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Stuck there. Uh huh, Okay, you're already saying that I
can't take you. You can have a small bend or
a large bind. Yeah, there's bananas, there's chili peppers, carrot,
and then the chili pepper. Right. They don't want anyone
to feel left out. I guess not. What other produce
is available at right angles?
Speaker 7 (32:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I mean, yeah, well, I guess. I mean, yeah, egg
plant curves, but it's just not a right angle.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Hey, don't knock until you try it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Passed, Oh in a banana, that's the first one that
makes sense. Okay, all right, but yeah, there was a lot,
but the carrot was by far the all vegetables matter.
Fair enough, One more time, Stefan, thank you, that's what's good.
(33:12):
Let's listen to Peroni's one more time before we call it.
Guys come in all shapes and sizes.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
There is no normal erection for everyone, but there is
a normal for you. If, like thousands of other guys,
you find that your erection doesn't look so normal anymore,
it could be an addressable medical condition.
Speaker 14 (33:28):
Called Paroni's disease or PD.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
A curved direction attacks you is not normal and should
be checked out by youurology, Cucumber, because you don't have.
Speaker 14 (33:37):
To accept this as your new normal.
Speaker 15 (33:40):
Find a urologist at learn about PD dot com.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, I'll take the pizza with the Peroni on it.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
You're joking. You think you're joking. But when I was
a kid in Spokane, there was an Italian restaurant named Pironi's,
and my grandparents knew the owner. Guess what mister Proni's
first name was. Just guess disease Dick ca if I
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