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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Mo Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Kf I AM six forting live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
This is Later with Mo Kelly, and no, I am
not Mo Kelly silly. This is Twilda Sharp, super producer
of Later with Mo Kelly, filling in for Mo while
he prepares Chateau Le Mo for all the festivities as
we broadcast live from Moe's crib tomorrow. Uh, fushis out,
(00:42):
our video crew is out. So that's why we are
not live on Instagram, on YouTube, on Twitter and Facebook
and all the places that we stream live. No, this
is just the basics, spare, it's raw. You've got, you know,
a surly crew of fellas hanging with you tonight. Mark
Ronner is in the building. He did not get today off.
(01:04):
How are you doing, Mark, I got your back tea,
thank you, sir. Sam Z is in the building while
Fush's out somewhere chewing on gummies or getting drunk or
whatever young people do on their birthdays. Hello to wallet
with you, Yes, sir, yes, indeed today A lot of
things happening going into this fourth of July weekend. I mean,
(01:24):
what the Big Beautiful Bill was passed, the California Tax
Credit bill was passed.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Dandy was found guilty.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So many surprises happening in the news, I think, so
far from me, the most surprising thing has been the
fact that there was literally no traffic getting here. I
thought it was going to be just a onslaught of
reckless driving, people shooting fireworks out their cars. I thought
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it was going to be mad Max getting here, and
it wasn't. I even looked out the window before coming
into the studio, looked out over what is his one
on one over here, and there's no traffic. It's just
a breeze. And so I wonder why the TSA and
Triple A and everyone has put out all these alerts
saying that it is going to be hell on the
road for travelers this Fourth of July weekend, because so
(02:13):
far it's not. Maybe yesterday, maybe that's when it was.
Maybe everyone got out of town. I don't know, but
right now, no, it would. I mean literally, I left
it myself.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Ooh. I meant to give myself a little more time.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So I gotta get here, and I got to produce
and prep and all that mark I was out of there,
you know, and you know our route. Our route is
like death Valley. Yeah, we got the same way. I
made it in record time today. And you'll be shocked
to know I administered no middle fingers on the way
into work today.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
None. You wouldn't need to would even even.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The craziest of the crazies seemed to be keeping it
in their pants and not taking it out on the road.
It was just smooth sailing all the way here. And
I gets the silver lining tapping to come into the
office when everybody else is taking the day off early. Yeah,
because the parking lot is just absolutely empty right now.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh, you can film a zombie movie in it. Today.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You cut very very fun times here in the Studo.
I think there is though, some traffic, maybe around the airports,
because I believe there are still people flying out. And
so I was looking at if you are insane enough
to be traveling right now, flying anywhere. Why, I don't know,
you have to come right back on Monday. But sure,
say you're at the airport, Say you're listening to us
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right now and you're trying to get in. You're trying
to figure out the best way to make it through
because there are still a few people trying to get
out of town for the weekend TSA. And why I
thought maybe it was going to be so crazy on
the roads is because TSA had reported that we need
to pack our patients this weekend, as we were supposed
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to be bracing for the busiest July fourth weekend in
Southern California history. I don't know, maybe all things are
coming together and COVID is far behind us in people's
mind where they're just out and about in Free Willie.
Maybe that's why TSA put this out. But they had
warn that this year would be busier than ever, with
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more than eighteen point five million people flying to and
fro here in Southern California alone, just really just leaving
coming in. I didn't see any of it, Thank god.
I'm hoping this translates to tomorrow. I'm hoping that tomorrow
when I get up and a head over to chaterole Mo,
the roads are equally smooth sailing. That's what I'm hoping for.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm glad that you reported the California Highway patrolers out
there in full force. They are ready to get any
of these knuckleheads who would think that they should drink
and drive. They're racking up some impressive numbers. You do
not want to drink and get on the road. Look, look,
I love the California Highway Patrol, and sometimes I wish
I was like that. I imagine myself like I'm in an
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undercover because I see they're breaking these laws. I'm like, oh,
I pull you over right now just because you're driving
like a oh.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was about to curse a blank and blank.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yes, I really really appreciate what they do because getting
these idiots off the road, especially in the world where
right now there is literally no reason to drink and drive.
At the touch the phone, you can You don't even
have to put in your location anymore. You can just
hit a drop a pin where you're at, and you
can get an uber or a lyft exactly where you're at.
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It's that easy. Now you don't have to call up
anyone anymore. It's just order drop a pin and they'll
come where you got. If you don't even know where
you are, you can even get in a way, Moore,
They've got cars where there are no people even driving.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Why would you need to.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have a little countdown going on in my head to
see how long it would be before you brought up
way Moo. Well, you know, Waymo has to be part
of the conversation when we're talking about how there will
be even more way Mod's on the road now taking
people to and fro, especially in downtown LA, and to
any of the festivities that may be happening. I know
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probably half of them are canceled, but those few that
are happening, get yourself away more. Who knows, or you
could find Foush because Foosh is out there this weekend
and he'll be driving like a madman. So you know,
pay a pay a courtesy to Uber and Lyft while
they still have an opportunity to work, because they'll soon
be out of a job. But help them out for
right now. I wonder if Fosh ever gets any listeners
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when he's doing Uber. You know, I hope he does
have the radio, and I hope he has it all
right now, and I hope they're laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I hope they're in the car right now, like man,
he's right, hey, is that you he could?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like I see him looking over his shoulder. I'm Foosh,
I'm foos pointing to himself. Yes, you can't see because
we're not live. I'm used to the live thing. I know,
it's weird not to have the cameras around because well, okay,
a little behind the season scenes information here. The camera
for me is different than the camera for you and Mo.
Mine is just right up in my face and I
(06:52):
look like Dave Bowman in two thousand and one in
the space Pod.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Mark, you can see my pores and stuff. No, I'm
happy not to have a camera today. No, your gorgeous
mug needs to be seen by all and see. Mark,
you always try to play it down like you do,
not get literally the lion's share of all of the fandom.
You literally do every single time we go live, instantly, Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Who is that is that? Mark? Oh God, look at
that guy?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Why because they're seeing you up close us we're all
in the back, we're all far away. Maybe we need
to get all up close. Yeah yeah, look at his teeth,
Look at.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
All of that. That's some great dentition on that guy.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean, I have to take your word for it,
because I've never seen the feedback because I'm always racing
to get stuff done in here, and I don't have
time to look at all that stuff. I wish you would.
I wish you would see how loved you are and
why that camera needs to be so prominently placed in
your mug. Well, I think you're making all that up,
but I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That look. That's kind of you, that's generous. I don't
yank your chain, good sir, get your chain.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You're listening to with Moe Kelly on demand from KFI
AM six.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Forty KFI AM six forty live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
This is Later with Moe Kelly Twiler Sharp filling in
for Mo. And of course I have to bring you
in the know. I have to make sure you are
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aware of what is open and closed tomorrow, because for
some reason or another, people show up to their favorite
haunts knocking on the door that's not going to open.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Because they're closed. Like the iHeart offices closed. No one's around,
it is just the skeleton crew. Yeah, something like that. Tomorrow.
All banks are closed, so if you needed to conduct
any business via banks, they're closed.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
New York Stock exchange markets are closed. Everything is closed,
all right. Courts are closed, which is good for anyone
who may have had a court day tomorrow. Get that postponed,
all right, or it's also bad if you really needed
that court dat to kind of save your ass there.
So Los Angeles County Superior Court closed, but you can
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get the schedule to see what they're doing next week.
Libraries are closed for anyone who may want to go
check out a book about the fourth see a little
bit about or learn a little bit about America's history. Nope,
can't go to the library. Can't go to the library.
Mail mail will not be delivered tomorrow, So do not
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go out there in your robe, in your boxers, or
you're scantily clad lingerie under a robe looking for any mail.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Who does that? I don't know. I know i'd like
to see that.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
But no transit now, metro buses and subway services are
on a fourth of July schedule, so there is.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Some some rides available.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I know, I know, I'm not telling you to get
on the metro, but if you have to. And you
know what's interesting is my son he keeps going places
right then it's like he doesn't want to wait for
me anymore. Now he's like, oh, I'm gonna go, you know,
to Universal City or Universal Studios. I'm like, okay, cool, cool, cool,
How are you getting there? And he's like, oh, catch
the bus And I'm like, wait, you're gonna do what
You're gonna get on the murder machine and then you know,
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and then of course I'm super over protectives, like as
soon as you get on, you text me. You let
me know if there are any shady people on the bus.
You let me know what bus number it is. You
let me know what the bus driver looks like, just
in case I need to go full on takeing and
track folks down. That's me when my son gets on
the bus even tomorrow, Oh my goodness, tomorrow, and I
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gotta let him know about this transit schedule. Tomorrow. He's
talking about catching the bus over to downtown Lade to
go to anime. Anime Egbow is happening in downtown la
and he's like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna catch the bus there,
and I'm like, I thought you were going with me
to Chateau le Mo And he's like, well, afterwards, I'll
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either get an uber or catch the training over there.
Because I hear Mo talking about how there's a training
that stops right near oh where he lives. You could
pick me up from the trains station. I'm like, who
are you?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You were? You were?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You were just you know, Daddy, can you daddy? Can
you Dandy can Now You're like no, I'm good. This
is amazing And it is amazing to watch your man
child come into his own That is fantastic to see.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I absolutely love that. So yeah, I will let him know.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Also about this Fourth of July schedule, although I'm sure
he already has it down and trash pickup. Trash pickup
will be postponed one day tomorrow. So if your trash
for some reason others on a Friday schedule, it's not.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Getting picked up.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But in addition to knowing what is closed, you do
need to know what's at least open or available, because,
in addition to fireworks, in addition to barbecue and just
general red, white and blue patriotism, fourth of July cells
are quite possibly the most anticipated thing about Fourth of July. Now,
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in this capitalist society that we live in, I mean,
you can get yourself a sit in sleep California dreamer.
I mean that bed sounds like absolute magic to sleep on,
just as our founding fathers intended absolute freaking loly, absolute
freaking louly. Now what deals can you find? Mark Amazon.
(12:37):
Amazon's Fourth of July cells are featuring discounts and goods
or discounts on goods across all types of categories. And
this is going to be extended from July eighth through eleventh.
Wward's Prime Day cell as well, so we're getting a
whole week or so of great deals on Amazon. I
will be on there. Ace Hardware. Ace is a special
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hardware place. I can't remember the jingle something like that,
but Ace Hardware. They're having the Fourth of July cell
happening now through the seventh, and this cell is offering
deals on items relevant to summer and outdoor activities. You
could build yourself, like, I don't know, mark a birdhouse
or something. Have some birds come and visit you and
(13:20):
feed them. Yeah, I like to just walk around the house.
And a tool belt, yes, but oh just the tool
the tool just the tool belt. Okay, okay, hey, look
you've got a calendar body. I could see that, I
could see you. And a tool belt you know. Yes, yes, Lows,
which I didn't know. Low's is TOLBN. I'm not gonna lie.
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We have ads for Lows constantly on this radio station
that we work at Touala Lows.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I literally to me when I saw something like, I'm
happy because I used to love Lows and I thought
that they're one of the many businesses that it announced bankruptcy.
But who knew that they were just doing big business
with KFI and that they're doing big things. Is on
fourth of July now through July ninth, several discounts. You
got a head over to Low's uh ari I. I
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was about to call it re No, it's ari I.
I've never been to ari I. Oh, there's ari Ice here.
I guess I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's a big deal.
Where I used to live in Seattle. There's one where
there's one here in Burbank.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Oh okay, then yeah, Empire Center right by the Lows.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Wow, look at that. I did. I didn't know. So, okay,
what is this? What is ari I?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's where people go to buy super expensive outdoor equipment
to pretend like they're homeless.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Oh, I don't know, Sam, is that unfair? Accurate? Very accurate? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
All right, Okay, believe it or not. For I didn't
know that this was actually a thing. But groupon is
having a fourth of July self. So they're having discounts
on groupons, but aren't groupon's already a discounted thing. That's
kind of weird. It's discounting a discount. Yeah, double secret discount.
Have you tuala on one of your tender dates? Ever
broken out a groupon to impress the nice lady? No, no, no, no, no, no,
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I have. I have much much higher standards than to
get to a cashier or something and say, oh, no, no no,
we're getting the special on the groupon. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that comes with to share. That really impresses the women.
That's that's not eternal at all. We got to go
to this place because they got a groupon. Yeah no,
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I wouldn't even even if I have a pair of
tickets to this really really swinky movie theater in Culver City,
and I wouldn't even take a date there with using
those because she's going to be like, wait, you're taking me.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Out with these passes? Who are you? You're the pass guy? No, no, sir,
no no.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We wouldn't love it when you pull out an envelope
full of coupons through them. Well, I mean, if she
is wearing a moo moo, I'm out with her. And
her hair on rollers and she's not on slippers. She
wants to be No, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ladies,
I'm sorry. I am not casting any asperses against once.
(16:07):
You may be looking like if you're into coupo, don't
knock a nice move move? They well, I mean it
depends on what's rocking under that move move. Yeah, alrighty,
I think I have some more sales tips. But you
know what, no, no, no, no no no, I've got something
I really really, really really want to get into. And
it's trivia for Mark Ronner. It is fourth of July Trivia.
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Mark Ronner is quite possibly one of the smartest men
that I know, and I picked this trivia because I
need to test his patriotic knowledge.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Answer is James Madison. Are we done? Maybe we shall see.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Forty, KFI AM six forty live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
This is Later with Moe Kelly.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I am twyla sharp in for Moe Kelly, and before
the break, I was singing the praises of the one
and only Mark Ronner. Mark is, without a doubt no serious, Eric,
I kid you not. You are one of the smartest
men that I know.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I am not loaning you money. I don't know what
this is about.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
If I ever get on a game show where there's
a phone a friend, dammit, I'm calling you because there is,
I'd say an eighty five damn it, No, a ninety
five percent chance.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You know the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I feel like the other shoe is going to drop
here and I'm just waiting for it.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's not another shoe.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's actually questions, Okay, questions about this fair country, good sir.
This is going to be one of these humiliating things
where we find out that people who have lived in
the United States all their lives don't know nearly as
much as people who have to take the citizenship test.
Is immigrants, right, I mean you know possibly, Okay, go ahead, Okay,
I'm ready, all right, So what came first? Mark the
(18:08):
start of the American Revolution or the Declaration of Independence? Okay,
I'm going to say the start of the American Revolution?
Mark damn it, you freaking genius. Yes, it's not really
a chicken and egg thing when you think about it,
(18:30):
I mean it's not, but dude, you didn't even have
to really go ooh, I gotta like look something up
on my phone.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You just pull that out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I got your computer right here in case I really
start to feel humiliating. I mean maybe, but no. They're
the American Revolution, which formally begin with the shot heard
round the world on April nineteenth.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yes, yes, dude, look at you.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You some type of historian over there at Boston tea party.
I picked the wrong guy to try to stump on trivia.
I'll get Sam in here on this too. Oh no, okay, no, no, Sam,
and Sam is eating. I'll wait till he finishes a bit. Oh,
that'll make it funnier because we need some ASMR. He
is in full two. He's in full two right now.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, you're back right in
time then, Sam, or you can't fail in front of
your son, all right, Sam? Why did John Adams think
July second should be known as America's Independence Day?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh, you got the hard one, Sam.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I'm guessing because that's it was the Declaration of Independence,
or as Independence Day. Okay, I'm guessing it's because his
signature went on it two days before the last signature went, it's.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Because traffic was lighter on that day. Traffic was lighter.
That's my random guess, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
On June seventh, nineteen seventy seven, Richard Henry Lee, a
member of the Second Continental Congress from Virginia, made a
motion declaring that these United Colonies, all and of right
ought to be free and independent states, and that they
shall be absolved of all allegiance to British Crown or
to the British Crown, and that all politicists connection to
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the stem them and the state in Great Britain ought
to be totally dissolved. In case the Second Continental Congress
approved the resolution, Congress created the Committee of five John Adams,
Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Livingstone, and Roger Sherman to
propose language that would provide the rationale for independence. Now,
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while Congress approved that June seventh resolution on July second,
it took two more days for the Declaration of Independence
as we know it to be edited and ratified. So, yes, Sam, Yes,
it was officially resolved on the second, but it took
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two more days to be officially ratified. That's why we
do it on the fourth. But He was like, dude,
we all signed it on the second. That's the date. Man,
what are we doing? Why are we doing this on
the fourth?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
That is precisely what I said, Yes, yes, yes, genius
is I work with see me?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And this is really really telling on myself. I went
to school during that period of no kid left behind,
where you could be a total blank up in school
and just have the worst GPA ever and fail classes
and all that, and you wouldn't be held back. No, no, no, no,
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you would actually just be pushed along to the next rate.
You go to summer school needs to be pushed along.
I spend most of my time in history class cursing
out history teachers and telling them keep his story out
my ears, things like that, I'm not trying to hear
his story.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah I was. I was that kid.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I was woof Yeah, well I just told you before
the show in the break room. I spent most of
school in detention.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, we would have been sitting in the room together. Yeah,
we'd been in there, you know, shooting the ish, so
to speak. He'd laughing one back again, yeah, man, back again.
I really took advantage of grading on the curve. Yeah, yeah, Lord,
of Mars. Oh, okay, but see this one. Mark, Okay,
Why am I giving you an easy one again?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Mark? Which two presidents died on July fourth?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh? Uh, I'm not sure I know the answer to that.
July fourth? What's the answer? You don't know this one?
This one is ribber relatively easy. I just be guessing,
so you might as well tell them.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Okay, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm not big on presidential death dates, believe it or not,
but this is good now, I know this.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, they both died on the exact same day in
nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I would have said something horribly embarrassing and ignorance. So
I'm glad you just told me. That's fair. That's fair,
that's fair. All right? Sam? You ready? Are you chilling? No?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I'm good, You're good, all right, all right. I think
I just gave this one away earlier. Sam, So this
is kind of easy for you. Now. When was the
Declaration of Independence actually signed?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Come on, I know right, well, you said July second?
Was when it was like, actually agreed upon but ratified?
Was what July fourth?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, many people think it's the fourth, but that's just
the ratification day. It was also not a unanimous declaration
until July ninth. Look at that we would be we
should almost be celebrating the ninth of July. If you know,
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ninth of July. Maybe it doesn't have the same ring.
It's the ninth.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I think it could have had the same ring two
hundred and fifty years later. You're right, you're right. But
you know, I got the film. You know, it was ratified.
They didn't need to have all the states on board.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
But then I think it would have been cool if
they were like, yeah, all of us are, this is
a united front.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
We're all on board with this, and that's when we're
declaring it.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah, you know, hey yeah, fourth of July is fourth
of July, fourth of July.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
We may need to get some type of halftag movie
movent going twas the ninth, twas the ninth that we
have ratified.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I've got an idea because you know, I really enjoy barbecuing.
Mm hm, you know where everybody's obsessed with doing barbecues tomorrow,
and I'm like, why not on the ninth too?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Why not both? Why not? I'm down for doubling up
on the barbecue.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
You know what, what if we just say, you know what, effort,
We're going to go on and have a series of
declaration and celebration and independent events on the second to
celebrate the signing, the fourth to celebrate the ratification, and
the ninth to sell right when it was all done.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
That's perfect.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
How many hot dogs do you suppose George Washington could
put away with those wooden teeth? Were they able to
stuff all those meat products into a skin and make
it into a wiener shape back then?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I mean they have ability. I'm sure, because I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Because sausages back then they looked rough. They were all
just lumps of just pressed meat. They I don't know
if they had the skin. I think the father of
our country would be competitive with Joey Chestnut. He could
put away a couple dozen. I bet they all had.
They all had the massive guts under those uh those
things that they wore. He looks bloated in some of
those partraits. Yeah, it could have been hot dog in there.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
But they also they also just put salt on everything
they ate because they just had no seasoning. So no,
and this is why people would have died on average
around age forty back then, right, yeah, like thirty five.
Who uh huh, you know you're you're you're knocking on
the grave. Okay, last one, last one before No.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
That's my last one. Man.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
You guys are genuses and you got through the ball
and we just blew right through right to that. You know, Okay,
next time I will pick harder trivia. I thought I
was gonna really just have you out there, Mark, Well,
I lucked out and turfed the hard one to Sam,
So thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, you know, it's all in good fun.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
And I think if anything we learned, how much would
I would hazard a guess how much we all don't
know about the actual fourth of July. There's so many
intricate things. And look at us now, we're out here
just shooting off fireworks, you know, in February, you know,
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we're celebrating sales, always celebrating sales all the way through
to the ninth. I mean, we're out here wilding out.
The Founding Fathers will probably look at this country and say, hmm, yeah,
I guessed they fought for our right to go to
a nice white sail over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
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hanging out with you till ten o'clock tomorrow. I'll be
hanging with you live from the Chateau. It's gonna be
a blast every single year we go this live broadcast
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from the Chateau at led mo Is.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's just phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Good food, good fun, good people, I mean, and fireworks. Literally,
the panoramic view from this this kind of complex park
at Chattolem, it is just it's stunning. If for some
reason or another I have allowed you into my Instagram space,
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you may be able to go back to fourth of
July last year and see me panning around showing off
some of the the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It is.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's stunning, It really really is. And I mean growing up,
I think when I was younger, I was a much
bigger fan of fireworks, just like when I was growing up,
I was a much bigger fan of roller coasters now
and not so much, not so much now I'm one
of those there's a look at this, it's dangerous and
blow your hands off. You're gonna set the house off fire.
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You're gonna destroy the whole house, which has happened recently.
So I mean, yeah, I'm I'm kind of aging. And
now I'm in that old man get off my lawn
era where I'm like, damn fireworks keeping me up at night.
That's what I think of him now. But I mean still,
I'm looking out the window here and even right now
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it's seven forty nine, almost eight o'clock here. The weather
in southern California, it is beautiful. This state is made
for the ninth of July or the second of July.
But hey, we're gonna go with the fourth right now
until we can get this change. The fourth is what
we're doing. And the weather's absolutely beautiful, and it's going
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to be beautiful tomorrow. Tomorrow we are looking at highs
of seventies to eighties across most of southern California. Seventies
to eighties on the fourth of July with a nice
cool breeze, so it's not gonna be seventy and eighty
with like you know winds, you know, out of Mantezuma. No,
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this is seventy to eighty and it is going to
just be cool. There are some valley areas which may
hit the low nineties, but for the most part, it
is going to be beautiful full. Not beautiful enough though,
to take you and your family out to the beach.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Now, Okay, okay, let me say this.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
If you do, like, say, go to one of the
beach areas where you know they're going to be showing
some type of fireworks show on the water or something
like that. Okay, okay, maybe maybe, But we have and
you already know, received another report from the Los Angeles
County Department of Health and they're advising us once again
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to stay our behind out of this poop filled water.
The bacteria levels right now, with the heat that we've
been experiencing, cooking up the ocean, bringing all types of
deep sea fish to the surface that we haven't seen,
killing gray wells up and down the coast. We act
like we forgot that sea lions and all these other
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sea mammals and other are getting the ick or whatever
and they're just die. They're attacking, they're doing everything that
aside that aside from the fact that our waters are
just so polluted. Poor gray Wells can't even come here
to get krill or whatever in the warm waters of
southern California anymore. No, you come here, you're gonna die.
Gray Wells. I know they're not listening. They don't have
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cafire in the water. But of someone, someone, please find
a way to keep the gray Wells out of California's
detour them somewhere else. I don't know where, but they
can't come here because our water.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Is just absolutely polluted.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
It is not brown because it's supposed to be It's
supposed to be blue, all right, it's supposed to be blue.
But our water is a nice, filthy, poop stained brown.
And that is because there is raw poop. Beach in
the water. Avalon Beach at Cataliana Island, fifty feet west
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of the pier, in the steep beach swim area east
of Casino Arch stat of It Santa Monica Beach, Santa
Monica North Tower, twelve and one hundred yards up and
down the coast from the storm drain, Ramiris Creek at
Paradise Cove, one hundred yards up and down the coast
from the pier, the bell Air Bay Club at will
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Rogers State Beach. Yeah, one hundred yards up and down
the coast. Mother's beach, Oh, poor mother's beach. Can't mamma
get a break? No, Mother's beach in Marina del Rey,
the entire swim area. Someone just literally went in the
water and just let it all out. Or maybe it's
these septic tanks which they refuse to clean up along
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the coastline, all these people.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I don't want these people coming down to my beach.
This is my beach.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Keep them out of here. Trying to block off the beach.
How about you worry about cleaning your septic tanks. How
about you do that. I don't want to hear.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, it's the city's job.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
How about you stop having your big giant parties on
the beach and filling up the septic tanks which are
leaking out into the water. You filthy blanking blanks. Okay,
Castle Rock storm drain at the Pega County in to
Pega County Beach. One hundred yards up and down the
storm drain Santa Monica Pier. It's the love going to
the pier. And then one time I was standing on
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the pier and I looked down in the water and
I saw a dead fish just floating, and I was like,
was that bait or something? I think that's just a
dead fish. I think a fish came around. Maybe someone
threw some candy into it. I don't know, but the
fish was dead. It's just floating, no more pier. Maybe
we need a mascot for the beaches. How about this?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Got another one?
Speaker 5 (33:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
No, gross?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh my god, Oh that is so horrible. I think
the South Park guys might be generous with the licensing fees. Hey,
if it's for a good cause. Christmas time you see
them on a billboard. Just at every beach, careful in
the water.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You may bump into me. Oh god, oh beaches. And
here's what's crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Like, I've been to a few island locations and I
thought like, really, just like I had never known what
the water was supposed to look like. Right, Uh, even
in Miami, even in Miami where where the water is
a nice blue green, still still still got a little
miscoloration from you know, pollution whatever. But it's it's still
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really really clear. But I went to one island destination
not not far from Puerto Rico. I just can't remember
where it was. Is this when you were on that
that cruise with mo No, no, no, no no, this wasn't
the cruise. This was years ago. This is when then
clothing company Fubu they had they had basically rented out
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the island. They had a big giant party. A bunch
of recording arts were performing. It was the whole thing.
It was a bunch of of music executives and and
it was a big big deal. And they flew us
all out to this island to see the new gear
and listen all and all these record companies were holding
these these showcases with their artists. And I went out,
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you know, to the beach because you know, I'm staying
at the resort that's right there. And walked out onto
the beach and just went to the water and the
water coming up to short it's like clear. It's like
it was like water for the tap. And you mean
there are places where the water doesn't have to be
like a toilet. I mean mark when I say I
could look down and see my feet clear. No, I
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was like, what's going on? And you can see you
can almost see where the seafloor, you can see it
how far it goes out. And then it looks like
it takes like a steep drop, like you can see
the drop in the water. It was absolutely insane. Well,
they clearly don't believe in freedom. Well, I mean, look,
we do have to have some sanctity for the sea.
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Every place can't be like California, where we choose to
just literally take a dump in our ocean. Every place
can be like this. There have to be some places
that are just pristine. And I will say this though,
I will say this, and this is a little disappointing
about this vacation spot because I think maybe because we
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were all just out there, everyone should have fun. There
was a lot of sex on the beach and I'm
not talking about the drink ew A lot of on
the beach. Yeah, it was. It was a thing. So
a lot of a lot of rappers on the beach.
A lot of you know, not rappers. Hey, I'm on
the mic, yo, check me out. No, I'm talking kind
of rappers, you know, towels that looked somehow sext on.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
It was. It was wildy. Well thanks for that visual.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
That's I'm just putting me in the spirit of our
founding fathers. Yes, yes, yeah, who would probably if they're
around right now. Want to be on one of those beaches?
Oh yeah, Alexander Hamilton was known for that. Hey, you know,
maybe in the Hamilton part too, maybe they'll do like
a little like Side Store when he was really hanging
out with that young lady on. Oh you didn't watch
the play, Well, I've heard of it. Okay, Well yeah, yeah,
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you have side and I'm not so much into music. Yeah,
side Piece it was. It was really cool. I think
a lot of people did back then. It was kind
of the time. Yeah, the woman sees a guy in
one of those white wigs, how could she resist?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
And the wooden teeth.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, you know you want to smack datle some wooden
teeth or a one with a gangerous mouth.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
All right.
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