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Welcome to another episode. Oh thebig boy speak on it on podcast is
up in here? Oh nothing?What you got? My love? I
want to know if you think thisis gross or if you guys in the
neighborhood just think this is gross.There was this man online and he's like,
look gross, Yeah, but hefinds it gross and he wants to
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know if he's weird for that.But his friend they were gonna go out
and swimming. They were gonna goout and swim. His friend didn't have
like something with him, like hisswimming trunks or anything like that, so
he asked if he could borrow his. But the guy was just like,
look, am I weird for thinkingit's weird to share the bathing suit?
Because I wanted to say no tohim. And when I read this,
I was like, honestly, that'snot weird because like your body parts are
touching it personally, like especially ifit's the swim trunks man, where it
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cuts your bows at like that's toomuch. Yeah, Like when it comes
to girls, like if it's thetop, like cool, you could share
my top, babe. Maybe maybenot even that, Actually that's kind of
gross, but the bottoms, forsure, we're not sharing that, Like,
there's no way you're gonna be sharingthat. I don't think that I'll
let somebody and I'll let you havethem. Yeah, I'll let you have
them, man, exactly right.Yeah, Jose you've been in my crib
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and you try to borrow like underwears. How I do I've got enough you
can have these? Yeah, that'sweird. Maybe my friends are weird.
I definitely can remember times where alot of the girls shared bathing suits,
like, oh that the bathing suityou have is real cute. Oh here,
borrowick, go ahead, and likeif definitely weren't. It's never crossed
my mind because it was like Idon't know, maybe I don't know,
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gosh am I I never really thoughtof it, not at all. I
don't even like sharing pants. LikeI remember one time I lets all them
borrow my pants and they had itfor like a day or two, and
I'm like, this is just reallygross to me, Like the fact that
you're sweating in that and I knowI could wash it, but like it's
just gross to me. The factthat saying with the bathing suit, that's
why I was gross. There aresome things he's just too gross to share,
and we got them all in theneighborhood. But I don't want to
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go through everybody in the neighborhood becauseI do want to hear calls. Yeah,
but what's too gross to share?We all got one, and I
know that if I say the oneand I'm thinking of somebody's gonna call and
then that's gonna eliminate a phone call. You know what I'm saying. I'll
say it if we don't get itwith the three phone calls. But what's
too gross to share? Let's bringKamari into the neighborhood and see what's going
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down with Kamari up in here.Kamari, Hello, Hello, Hello there,
Kamari. What's too gross to share? You're not gonna share this with
anyone. I'm definitely not sharing atoothbrush. Okay, that was it.
That was the wind note thinking,yes it is. The tooth brush is
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the one. You know what I'msaying that, Oh man, I'm not
doing it. I am not doingthat, no matter how much I love
and everything. You know, mythree year old grabbed my toothbrush and was
like trying to be like me andlike brush his teeth, and so he
put my toothbrush in his mouth.After that, I threw it away immediately.
And that's my three year old son. I was like, maybe I'm
gonna watch that. I don't know, you know what I'm saying, but
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yeah, that that's just some things, you know. I see his backwashing
water bottles again, even Camari,Like you know, there's some people like,
yeah you hear. Dudes are like, yeah, i'd use your toothbrush
like what I know are I've seenfriends share their too brush and I'm like,
that's not gonna work for me.No, man, use the face
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tw too. Oh yeah, likenah, I'm friendly. I'm straight.
Yeah that in that hole? He'slike, yeah, man, was that
watch clothiers in there? Like whatyou use it? Yeah? What's too
gross to share? All right?Now we're gonna bring Beionca into the neighood.
This year's going down with Bianca upin here, Bianca, turn it
up for Bianca the right way,Beyonca, Hello, Hello, Hello there,
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Bianca, Bianca. What's too grossto share? Like, I'm not
sharing this with anyone my man.I heard that your man is too gross
to share? Explain? Okay,So my mom has this friend, right
and she's like a big old Christianand she's like, of course she's over
than me. So one day,my mom, hey, Bianca, are
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you are you on a speakerphone orbluetooth high? Take us up? Can
you take us off? Yeah?Please take us off? Thank you love?
Okay, can you hear me?Oh much better, Beanca? Thank
you so much. Already, goahead, my lom, I just want
to hear your story. Okay.So my mom has this friend and she's
of course she's much older than meand my husband. And you were at
my mom's house one day and she'slike a big old Christian because my mom's
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like a big old Christian, andshe was over there talking like about God
and stuff like that. Then likeshe asked me for like she wanted to
see, like what my sons lookedlike, because she was like, you're
really pretty. So she's like,what do your kids look like? So
I show her a picture of myfamily, of my husband and my two
boys, and she was like canI say. She's like, your husband
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is very handsome, and I waslike, oh, thank you, but
she just kept going on and onabout my husband, and I was like,
okay, So me and my momare looking at each other and my
mom was like, are you okay? And she was like yeah, She's
like, your daughter's husband is likereally handsome, and I'm not gonna lie,
but my husband is handsome, andso what do you mean by the
share part? Okay? So sheasks me if I wouldn't mind having a
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threesome with her? And wait,man, I thought she was a big
old Christian. Did it's a bigold Christian connected with the goddess. She
just wait a lot, like,what do you mean by big old Christian?
Alrighty, now, what's too grossto share? I heard that?
You said me fruit for multiply.Let's bring TJ into the neighborhood of Sei
was going down with TJ up inhere. TJ. Hello, Hello there,
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TJ, Hello, TJ. What'stoo gross to share? Man?
I gotta say big, I cannotcondone sharing the odor and stick? Really,
yeah, man, it's the followhere. If he didn't clean yourself
before, yees, the other stickis out right? You know what,
I think that my me and mywife, I think we've done that.
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Really, I think I know,you know, I can't even say I
think I know that we've shared theodorant. Yeah, I think it's better
for a guy to share a femaleone because like most fe else will shave,
so we don't have any like leftover. Then I they used to always
borrow, like like deodorant from Louisrecently had to borrow. Yeah, and
you just did like like within thelast couple of weeks. Yeah, but
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I like pushed it up and thenI show you scraped it off and then
and then I used it was anemergency and I didn't want to be having
like boh right, you don't wantto have that loomy You ever say that
loomy commercial? Oh yeah, they'dbe like, yeah, you can rub
it here and rub it and I'mlike, like did they clear it?
I'm like what that was it?Yeah? So you're saying that deodorant it's
too gross to share? I seehim? Yeah, all right, okay,
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I guess we lost j he wasthere. Here's probably a man they
talking among them. Zoo anything that'stoo grossery. I mean, we've got
a gang of calls. I cango to another call. Well, go
ahead. Mine is a razor.Like I think it's so gross to share,
like when gross because the my thingis like I'm shaving my legs.
I don't know where like, it'sjust weird to me because it's different parts
that you can also get, likethat bacteria on your face and I'm shaving
my legs, you're shaving your face. It's weird. Yeah, I think
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use toilet paper. I don't wantto share that. Yeah, see everybody
agree with that one. Yeah,too weird to share a fork. I
can share a fork with my wife. Yeah, but you gotta you gotta
do even then. You gotta dothe fork the right way. Yeah,
like you. You wouldn't share itwith like Louie. Like I wouldn't want
to say, I take the forkand be cool when I've dump something into
his hand. Yeah I would dothat. Yeah. Yeah if he if
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he goes my fork, go andthen I'll go. You know what I'm
saying. Then that's too much.You are listening to us, they're agreed.
Yeah, man, I can't sharecereal, Broy that milk sitting there
and dripping going back in there,Like I can't. I can't eat out
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of somebody else, So let meget it. Yeah, let me take
that cereal? Yeah man, Sowhat is too gross to share? I'm
like that with food, Like ifsomeone takes a bite of something, I
can't touch that food anymore. LikeI could give it to my dad,
he'll eat all if I did anything. But if my dad gives it to
me and he bit into it,I can't do that. I don't answer
for the last in the butt ofthe burrito. I mean I was saving
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up for that. Man, that'smy last of the sauce and everything.
Man, yeah, Man, don'task for that, alrighty, I always
end up at food. Bring himinto the neighborhood. See what's going down
with Haimee? Up in here?Himee? Hello? Going on? What's
going on my brethren? Jim?What's too gross to share? My brother?
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Look? Man, coming from aSpanish household family, we got two
names for it. Man, it'shere calling next to the paso rush.
I got there. And what I'mtalking about is that little scrub you used
to shower, you know. Ifeel like that's a little too much.
You stub yourself all over your bodyto be sharing it with other people.
Man, even if it's family,I feel like that's all personal stuff right
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there. Amen. And for thoseif you know it's it's it's almost like
a hard loofer, you know whatI'm saying. Like and it's crazy because
there's some people that you you'll useit for yourself, but then yeah,
some are just kind of left inthe shower and it's like you just pick
it up. Yeah, yeah,yeah, and it don't and it don't
really flesh out and clean and youknow what I'm saying. Yeah, like
my uncle MIKEL. SiO, whonow lives in Mexico, has been gone
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for months, bro, and Ithink it's a hole still in my Like,
Bro, we need a trash yourdoug, ye remember, and you
would keep it in there too,still there? Yeah. Man, it
almost seemed like one of the mopsponges, you know what I'm saying.
But it gets real hard. Youknow. You got those sponges that you
get like it's a mop and youcan roll it down and yeah, man,
that is bro. Yeah. Andthere's no dates on it, like
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or no, you know, fiveten, fifteen showers throwing away you believe
that gros? Yeah, man,anything in the shower, I don't want
to share it. How long doyou keep a toothbrush? I think it's
I go through toothbrushes three months andthen if you have a cold, you're
supposed to get rid of here.Really I didn't know that. I didn't.
Right once, the bristles just startcoming going. Yeah, this ring
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Bobby into the neighborhood. She wasgoing down with Bobby real quick, Bobby,
Hello, Hello there, Bobby realquick. What's too gross to share?
Bobby? Okay, So for me, it would have to be a
pillowcase I think of That might sounda little weird. Yeah, but it's
a thing. So when I sleepover anybody's house, it could be my
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mom, my brother, my bestfriend. I have to make sure it's
a clean pillow case, right,you know, they like they sweat,
they drew on it. Yeah,I won't sleep comfortably right now, I'm
fine, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, what do you mean?
As myrs? The same way,Bro, I can't use her pillow.
I get close to her pillow.I have to be on my pillow.
Do you know why though? Becauseshe know you? Adie, You're find
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What made you hear something in eminemwhere you say man and it's this Caucasian
rapper out of Detroit. Well,first of all, I didn't know he
was cacake, you know what I'msaying. When I heard it the first
time, I just loved the delivery. I love his concepts and what he
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was talking about because it was justcrazy. I found out a couple of
days later that he was a whitecat, you know what I mean.
So then I'm like, wow,I got to meet him. I gotta
meet him, you know, thisis amazing. And everybody around me at
that time, which is trying totalk me out of working with him,
every single person around me, waslike, listen, man, this is
a white boy you're getting rid ofto ruin your career right when we get
the label started, because that wasat the beginning of Aftermath, you know,
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right right, So I just hadto go with my gut. I'm
like, he's that hot. Thankyou for listening. Boy, Big Boy's
neighborhood. You can catch more ofus right here on iheartradiotop the tape.
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operad I'm not ready to leave thisto Scary to die. I'll have
to be carrying the side the summerserving and bury the live. Am I
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The kool aid had me to drive. Go ahead,