June 5, 2024 • 24 mins
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas prepare for a big night at the New Zealand Radio & Podcast Awards, and Matt's book goes number 1?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A few years ago, Matt Heath decided to take a
deep dive into widers that no matter how good things
get in life, we still find ways to feel dissatisfied.
The result is a book, A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways
to Love the Life You've Got. Karen Reid describes it
as an hilarious way to articulate an important message. Urschel
Carlson calls it a book is inspiring as the man
(00:22):
who wrote it, and annoyingly, I also have to admit
I thought it was excellent. Matt Heath's A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is available
in all good bookstores or simply Google in order now.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Boses.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It is the sixth of June twenty twenty four. Welcome
all you bespokey dogies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Jeremy
is still away and this is the eve of a
very big podcast We've got tomorrow m with none other
than g Norton. Graham Norton is going to be on
the Daily Bespoke Podcast tomorrow. That's a big name, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Big fair one for us?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I mean I grew up a lot watching Graham Norton.
In fact, i'd say that in my family. My mother
is a massive Graham Norton fan.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh that's good, what about goody good?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He likes Graham Norton, but I don't think he's as
kind of obvious about his love for Graham Norton as
my mother is.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, and listens to his.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Radio show that he did for a couple of decades.
She's a big Graham Norton fan. So it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, it is. It is hugely exciting. Now, one one
quick question for you guys is do you know Graham
Norton's real name?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's not Graham Norton, because that would be the first
time on finding that out.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Iver heard this one before. Graham Walker, mate, great Walker
as Graham Walkerker. It's funny when people change their name
to something that like, is Graham Walker better than Graham Norton.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Graham Walker is not a shitter name.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, was he big fan of Norton anti virus software?
And I just want to be in there with that
or Ed Norton from fight Clubs. Maybe that's probably more likely,
but he is sixty one, so he's probably older than
the then it Ignorton.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Maybe you should ask him. You know, how long have
you been going from by Norton?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, because it was very though, it's very risky, like
you found today when you were talking to Jeff Wilson
to do your research on on.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wikipedia because humiliarity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I mentioned
that Jeff Wilson on the radio show today one an
athletics middle in secondary schools and he was quick to
clear up the accusations because you can tell when people
don't research for interviews, because that is the first line
on his Wikipedia page.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, and it's a track that's not true. No, but
he's a good man. No, he was a good man.
It was great to have him on. So, like if
you go to my my Wikipedia page, it says Matthew
Philip Heath as an English former football player who last
played for Tadcaster Albion. Heath was previously played in the
Premier League for Liciter City and in the Football League
(03:17):
of Stockham. None of this is true. See that's wasn't
it Leeds United. I haven't played for Northampton Town. I've
got it, I've got it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Upon joining the Actors' Union Equity, he chose the name
Norton because has great grandmother's maiden name as his new surname,
because there was already someone called Graham Walker, a comic
actor presented by the Mate.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I appreciate what you're trying to do here, brother, but
we're going to save some answers for Graham Norton. You know, well,
we're just going to answer the questions now we might
you could still ask.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
G Norton where funck you changed your name?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Are you going to put on that exit when you
talk to him?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm going to do your whole Actually.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I feel like they might be embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know, he feels your own because you you
know Irish, but he lives in London, so you'll feel
at home. A first action, I.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Think, yeah, okay, well I think that might begfire that. Like,
I'm not going to no judgment. You've done, You've amazed
me in the past, and maybe you're putting on this
weird cot the extent will make him feel at home.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well. And other news because it's kind of like sort
of a catch all wash up Edmund that the Daily
Bespokey Podcast and say that with Big Radio Awards tonight,
and the Daily bespoke Podcast is nominated because it's now
because podcasts have become so big and you know, not
to blow smoke up a US. We're one of the
biggest podcasts in the country.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Thank you to all or you listening now or you bespoke.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And now the Radio Awards, which for the longest time
with just the Radio Awards and now the Radio and
Podcast Awards for the first time, which is just a
real it's a real how you say feather in the
cap of podcasts that it's that's best. It's the Radio
and Podcast Awards because basically, for the longest time, we
do a podcast and our bosses low while you're doing that.
Don't waste produces time putting a podcast, you know. And
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now they're all like, now they've got them. They've just
got walking around them. I guess rager for podcasts.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Aren't they these all some money going through there? And
hang on, yeah, maybe they are onto something here. So
we're nominated for the Best Comedy Podcast, so someone's going
to see something funny over the next three minutes, and
also nominated for the Best Podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
By Radio Radio show, which is US and that means
that we'rein up for best Podcast. Yeah, because the people
that win Best podcasts have to be up and the
other categories. So have we got two bites of the cherry?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yum yum?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
We do two bites at the cheery.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do we have to go up on stage and do
a speech or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We don't have to, but we can, we can, we can.
I mean, no one's gonna nickel and dime you for
just bum rushing the stage, pushing over. What would they do? Corbett,
Jeremy Corbett, whatld they do? I'm just doing just doing
a twenty five minute school settler.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
In the past, these radio awards, there's the big awards
at the end, like Broadcast over the Year or whatever,
and those are the ones that have the speeches. There's
quite a lot of awards that announce the winner and
then you won't go up on the stage. But something
tells me we won an award and go we insist. Yea,
they have seen that. I've never seen that someone bum
rushed the show.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah no, but I mean why don't If they are
serious about it being the radio and podcast awards, then
then you've got to allow people. When we won this
podcast a few years ago, I made a speech, but
it was in COVID times. Remember they shut down the
awards and then and you when we were in post
COVID times. Yeah, it was post COVID times, but they
(06:29):
decided that there was They were too scared. Plus Slash
wanted to save some money by not putting the awards on,
so they just had some people in a room. I
was that the year that we and then we were
at a bar. Yeah, and so I made a speech
to everyone there when we won the best Podcast. It
was my first year, that's yeah. I made a great
speech floor upstairs at some weird bar down in the Vidact.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think it went along the lines of I told you,
I told you you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You never said I would even amount to anything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Focus.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Every one of you people here has tried to keep
me down, But I will not be put down on
the ground. The more the more you try and stop me,
the more I will come back. And I will remember
each of your names. And now I have the success
under my belt, I will use it to make sure
every single motherfucker in this room loses their job.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
You've still got that written down.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's just got a very good memory. It is interesting.
I have seen a few score Settler speeches in the.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Time they exist. Yeah, I've seen them. Yeah, and I've
only been around for three four years.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And you've got to say in your moments of victory
and your moments that you know the one, I know
one of the particularly yeah, yeah, you know what, Yeah,
I know, I think we all know the one. And
you've got to go in those moments you come to
a crossroads and no matter how angry you're feeling or
disappointed or wrong wrong, you've got to just choose the
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high road, because the high road gives you so much
more power if you come on and go and you
have potentially been wronged or whatever. And then often what happens,
people get heavily wronged and then they win awards just afterwards.
It's kind of like rubbing salt in the wound of
the people that have fired you or whatever. It's a
weird thing that happens quite a lot, but that's you're
walking up to the stage. You have that opportunity to
(08:13):
just reveal to everyone how upset you are, or sit
above things and be as aggressively magnanimous, and aggressively magnanimous
wins the time, the day, every time.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
That's where you were talking about a couple of weeks
ago on the podcast regarding breakups and keeping keeping yourself
with that sense of grace after a breakup, and that
means you actually end up winning rather than.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just going down the whole of them.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, nothing worse. And I mean that this is all
industries or whatever. Winning an award and being recognized for
something that's quite cool, Yeah, and just turning that one
into a loss. And it happens so often. Oh my god,
I get it, you're upset. I mean I write.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
About it in my book about turning victories into losses. Yeah,
it's so easy, so easy to do. I did it
at the two thousand It was the two thousand and
one New Zealand Television Awards where one best kids Television show,
and then just celebrated too hard, that's right, and then
stayed up all night, hassled Hillary, barely cried a lot,
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then threw a check and at someone at a restaurant,
and then came into the radio show and just repeated
you drink what I give you, boy for the entire
show until g Lane led me out and tried to
put a bullet in my head and send me home
like a good friend. But then I got angry at
him because I wanted to do the cracket and you know,
I was opening a bottle of whiskey in the ACC studio.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's how you turn. I went into a last.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, and then then went to sleep for ten hours
and woke up and went did I just broadcast that
two hundred tens and tens of thousands of people? My
me being an absolute piece of shit?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Am I a bad person for wanting ruder? Like, with
all due respect, you used to work for a radio
station that no longer exists?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh yeah, Today Offends Well previously known as Today IFM
and no nominated for a few awards tonight because it's
the radio awards from last year twenty twenty three to
twenty twenty four. Am I a bad person for a
small part of me really wanting Today FM to win
a couple that involves speeches because something tells me, Someone
tells me when they might be a little bit of
that going on. Yeah, yeah, I also want Today if
(10:20):
M to win some awards so they can win an award,
but I also want I don't.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Know, well, TODAYFM won some radio awards already for this year,
and they did win some radio Awards last year. Sure,
And I remember quite clearly unnamed individuals laughing out loud
when TODAYFM was announced as the winners. And at first
I thought, am I just being sensitive here? And then
someone came up to me later on the game, did
(10:45):
you hear those us? I was laughing when Today FM?
And I was like, I did hear it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Then I did? But were they who was laughing?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Was that me?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Because because maybe they were viduals, they maybe are laughing
because I know I laughed, but I was laughing more
at the irony of the situation. Yeah, you're laughing, laughing
at the embarrassment for the industry that that that that
that had happened, like so, so some people might have
been laughing in an evil way, but I know that
we were laughing in a this is pretty fucking funny
that they've won, you know. But you you didn't have
(11:16):
a direct hand in today FM's downfall. I see what
you're saying. Yeah, I was just I was more going.
I was more like, this is fucking awkward for instance.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Okay, so hypothetically, hypothetically you might, Yeah, the people that
might have been the situation, You've.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Got to say that no one goes a funk about
the radio awards apart from us, no one because and
like because the Herald owns us the Herald, well we
own the Herald, and they'll often do that article and
about who's run the awards, and there's so much effort
put into running winning the awards, And then I don't
know how many people just out in the general public
are like waiting with Baker Beata Breath on a Friday
morning to look into the here and go who was
(11:57):
yes station.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
The best ones are when it's I mean blessed, blessed,
blessed promotion stuff. The company to pay for the bill
pays the genuinely the one of the company, but it
is it is really sweet when an award they get.
I think this year was the first year that they
actually announced a whole bunch of awards not on the night,
because there are some strangely niche promotion awards and that's
always my favorite part of the night is, you know,
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best promotion involving the community via a small radio station
on the region of.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, And I've won a lot of awards when I'm
hanging out the back end of twenty five people on
an award because someone took one Instagram photo of me
at the back end of the campaign and then suddenly
I'm on the award with twenty five people that have
put a lot of work out.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
And it's actually what we pretty much DoD was with
the face of these awards, and we did not deserve
any of them.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Although once I was invited to an awards at the
last minute to do some seeing that I wasn't meant
to go to and me and g Lane were there
and we were sitting down and we're having a drink,
and then suddenly another art of this company, all these
pictures of me came up on the screen and it
for a promo that that we've done all the work
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for and they were taking all the credit, not mentioning us.
So it also goes the other way, and both on
both ways. I don't care, no, I mean, but what
do you think the chance of us wanting the Best
brick for show.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We haven't been nominated, but.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You could still you could be a real comer. Yeah,
fucking just come through, just cut through the lack of nomination.
I mean that would be you know, that would be
gasps would be huge. It's like, so the nominations are
the z M Winders beach for and hey wounded? Is
that their official name? Okay? They good people? That would
be great show, very the Rock Rumble, the Mumblers, the
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Morning Wounders, the Morning the Morning Rumble good boys again
and John on Ben and they go jab and then
they go and the winner is you're not gonna fucking
believe this. Shut this one up your eyes. It's the
Maddenerry Bakma show one radio hold.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Stop, stop stop.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That would be huge if we just stand in the line,
pull our pants down, helicopter giving the birds.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
That's a great lot if we get if we beat
the Morning Wonders at ZIM, the Morning Wounders it on
the rock and the Morning Wounders on the Hurts.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think it's that'd be huge. I think it's rich
for us to be calling them the Wounders when we
actually were James and the Wounded for a while. I
did go by the name Wounded for a while.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I'm looking forward to seeing those rock boys tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah's always a good time. Can we actually have a break?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
And speaking of the Morning Wounders, there is one particular
reason that a group of Wonders and for a time
never went to the radio awards, and I want to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
The story up next.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
All right, Rudy, you just teased a story about you explained.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So there's it in Morning Wounders as as you called
the mash the other morning. Won't call them Fletch Vaughn
and Hailey Great New Zealanders.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah you or we don't need to walk here. I'm
just hanging out with Hailey deep into the night last night.
I love her. Yeah, she's I'm worried about the producers
over there to be for you, David, trying to start
bloody fights the G lane of commercial radio.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I know that lane. The three hosts are Okay, there's
the producers.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Over there that I'm worried about. Okay, another Morning Wounders.
That's all right. They weren't here this podcast. They won't listen. Hey,
they probably will. So I've got something to announce. You've
got something to announce.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Announce. We should end on that massive announcement that you've
just had, complais you can deliver.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, this is great.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You go first ford it and just know that I
don't want to be here for your story and I'm
looking forward to getting mats.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Okay, I'll try and sum this up really quickly.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Then back in the day, Fletch and Vaughan were doing
a drive show on the Edge radio station. They were
and they were always up against Robert Taylor and John o'pryor.
They were doing Robert and johno on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
He doing up your wife?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yes, no, he's good. Bert Truss is a ber Truss
is a champion of a man. And they hadn't won
for a while, Fletcher and Vaughan because Robert and John
always would win.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Your wife, mate, you were are you from the rock?
Were you involving that? You're a fucking double agent? Hang on?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
And Jesus Christ I was called is gonna blow your mind?
This is going to be producer Jeremy produced?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Are you producing Jeremy from the fucking wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's you the ship down the poot town.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Songing you pooh towns of Are you.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Just feeding back in folk? Is that what's going on here?
You about a plant that's just going straight back to
the big dog over there.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
We had a break up, and you know, for a
little while after a breakup, for is are weird?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
But then you remember all the good times and there
was plenty of good times.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
You're going back, hang on, I don't want to go back.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I love you three. Okay, what's your announcement, Bennett Darnold.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
So anyway, Robert Taylor gets up because they won the
Radio Award again.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yea, Robert and John I did? Did they over Fletch
and Vaughan? I have your wife? And do you know
what his speech was? Well, I just want to.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Say, because he's got a beautiful tumbre in his voice,
Robert and John, Robert Taylor. I think John I didn't
actually speak because he was so fucking embarrassed by this
sounds about because John is a beautiful human. I just
want to say, thanks to Fletch and Vaughan for not
being anywhere near as good as us.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh wow, I just want to take And that's that's
an example of when you've got two roads you can take.
That we were talking about before. And I would say
as much as I love Bert Bert Ross, I'd say
as much as I love him, And you know, I've
done lots as kids went to school with my kids,
so I've spent a lot of time with him, you know,
and various mc gigs at primary school and stuff and
(18:02):
say that's not his best moment, that one. No, no,
because because you actually, you know, you know, it's always
better to just to overly lavish false praise on everyone
and then and then get your deck out to a
helicopter and walk off.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Everyone knows that is that big. Was that last year
that big Willie took on hosk.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh big Willie? That was will Jackson. That was awkward,
wasn't it. That was the worst. And Willie Jackson been
on the wheez or something. He had no comebacks and
he had this really weak voices too far away from
the mic, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Hosking was owning him from the crowd. Yeah, oh no,
it was.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
That was rough. That was a rough time for Willie Jackson. Anyway,
your announcement please, Okay, can I get a drum roll
up in the absolute self source coming up from me here?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Okay, I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
A Lifeless Punishing is the overall number one best selling
book and New Zealand are calling to Nielsen book scam. Wow,
So there number one, mate, Come on all the box.
We're hoping to be number one non fiction New Zealand,
but we're actually thanks to people buying it. Number one
across congregulations. That's huge. Yeah, proud of you man. Yeah,
(19:24):
awesome across all books. So we beat the Bible in
Harry Potter, you beat the Bible. Yeah, and Harry Potter,
and then you Willill Smith. But in Wilbill Smith's defense,
he's been dead for fifteen years, so releasing a new
book was quite an achievement by her. Yeah, that is
Actually that's very impressive. Tupac though he released music after
he was dead, Is it like that? Michael Jerson as well? Yes,
your book, Yeah, book up to.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The four or for three print now.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's in the four fourth edition in one week, which
is which is really good because when you when you
write a book, you're like, I hope someone wants to
read this, and and a lot of people a lot
of people have, which is fricking pretty good. Actually, I
feeling pretty good about it.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I was going to say, how do you how do
you feel about that news, because that must be really
pumping up your tires.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Surely it is kind of But you know, I wrote
this book about our failure to enjoy moments. I'm really
trying to enjoy moments because the problem is you reach
a moment like that and you go, well, I released
my book, and before it came out, if I'd been
told it was going to be the number one selling
book in New Zealand, I go, I'll take that. I'll
take that. But as soon as you get there, you go, hmm,
could it be bigger or could it be better? You
(20:33):
know what I mean? And so luckily I wrote a
book about this very thing. So I'm actually enjoying the moment.
But in the book, you know, in the past, like
I haven't enjoyed when my movie came out. I hadn't
enjoyed when when when I had the number one selling
DVD in the country. You know, I haven't enjoyed big
concert because I'm always, you know, always moving on to
the next thing. So I'm trying to enjoy this one.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I mean, you said it before that you were kind
of reflecting on this, Yeah, and you did say I'm
sure you're okay with them it in this too. Yeah,
to the listeners, is that it's not your natural zone
is it to be to be excited about something that
you've achieved. It's usually you look at it half class empty.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, okay with that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But what I'm going to shoot these goal posts over there.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
As soon as you get it, you immediately go, that's
not worth it, because I've got it, what else is there?
And that's just the terrible way to be, because you know,
whatever you achieve in life, you should enjoy it, even
if that's just not even if that's making a good
dinner for your kids or something, it's all the same thing.
You know, Just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy the wins that that
you have. And look, if we want the best podcast tonight,
(21:34):
you know, you guys got to start. If I start
shitting on podcasts and trying to like set myself on
fire and try and destroy and try and like to
delete our feed from you know, then just just you know.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Is that some kind of protest that's going to go on,
because if we win, we just delete everything.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I've gone it no longer. I think we've won it
twice before though, So that's we have.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So which means I've got fun chance to know whatever
I do it.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I do have a question, Yeah, a little sweep steak. Yeah,
how many times do you reckon the two words together?
Free Palestine are going to be mentioned in speeches tonight?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I mentioned a few times maybe not from Mike Costing
going eight, I'm going to say eight. Yeah, there was
a lot at the Musical Woods Commercial Radio. I'm not sure.
I don't think the Z the ZB people that tend
to clean up a lot. I can't see them blasting
out too many free.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Palestines males is massively behind it. Else from the Rock
he'll be all about it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I mean, i'd be interesting to see, like maybe Georgia
Fim comes in completely covered in the idea flag. That
would be more of a supplies that would be quite good.
That what that imagine?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God, can we just keep politics out of Yeah? Yeah,
I don't think we know what's coming. I think that's
going to I think that's just going to be everyone
talking about that.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have I heard that?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You just enjoy our privileged night of free wines and
sitting and comfort without you are thinking about anyone.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But ourselves, which is what it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Actually, the last time I had to get up on
stage to do a speech at Radio Awards, I got
up with Dunk and Hyde and he had a big
emotional speech and he had to keep having a drink
part way through it, and and I thought, I don't
need to do the emotion here. I need to the punchline,
and I said, I just want to say that. This
morning my little daughter looked at me and said, Daddy,
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you're getting boobs just like mummy.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Thank you very much, singing there's something sincere. At the
end of the air, everyone who'd and hollered yea and
and and all the radio to keep people booed, not
knowing that you were going to come over here.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
There's a problem that we have at him.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Were you doing me?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I boo everyone. That's what happens. We start, we tend
to kick off about two o'clock and the awards are
until five and come on three hours.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What do you want me to do? And yeah, I
mean as I say, we got we're about to get
on the wheeze, and then we got all night and
then we're back on the radio show again. You know
trub do.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
You remember this time last year what happened? She has
a little bit of an anastage.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
She's up for an award. The previous the previous producer
of our show before Ruder, she was unconscious under the
right out my feet here and.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Then throughout the morning Ruder, we had multiple guests come
into the studio that we weren't away were coming into
the studio because our only producer of the show was
down and out and she was just sort of.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yelling at the Oh god she was the last days. Yes,
and fair enough, Great New Zealander anyway, Okay, then we've
blasted on self sourcing for ages. But yeah, thank you
to everyone that bought my bock. I really appreciate it
and it feels good. I'm enjoying the enjoying this joining
this moment and the fruits of a lot of a
lot of hard work. And I think that's something that
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we all need to do, is enjoy our time with
each other and and enjoy our successes in the middle
what they are, and enjoy each other and enjoy each other.
We'll see tomorrow way with Graham Norton by our side,
and let's enjoy Graham Norton tomorrow in every way, shape
or form. Weekend
A few years ago, Matt Heath decided to take a
deep dive into widers that no matter how good things
get in life, we still find ways to feel dissatisfied.
The result is a book, A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways
to Love the Life You've Got. Karen Reid describes it
as an hilarious way to articulate an important message. Urschel
Carlson calls it a book is inspiring as the man
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who wrote it, and annoyingly, I also have to admit
I thought it was excellent. Matt Heath's A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is available
in all good bookstores or simply Google in order now.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Boses.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It is the sixth of June twenty twenty four. Welcome
all you bespokey dogies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Jeremy
is still away and this is the eve of a
very big podcast We've got tomorrow m with none other
than g Norton. Graham Norton is going to be on
the Daily Bespoke Podcast tomorrow. That's a big name, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Big fair one for us?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I mean I grew up a lot watching Graham Norton.
In fact, i'd say that in my family. My mother
is a massive Graham Norton fan.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh that's good, what about goody good?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He likes Graham Norton, but I don't think he's as
kind of obvious about his love for Graham Norton as
my mother is.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, and listens to his.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Radio show that he did for a couple of decades.
She's a big Graham Norton fan. So it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, it is. It is hugely exciting. Now, one one
quick question for you guys is do you know Graham
Norton's real name?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It's not Graham Norton, because that would be the first
time on finding that out.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Iver heard this one before. Graham Walker, mate, great Walker
as Graham Walkerker. It's funny when people change their name
to something that like, is Graham Walker better than Graham Norton.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Graham Walker is not a shitter name.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, was he big fan of Norton anti virus software?
And I just want to be in there with that
or Ed Norton from fight Clubs. Maybe that's probably more likely,
but he is sixty one, so he's probably older than
the then it Ignorton.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Maybe you should ask him. You know, how long have
you been going from by Norton?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, because it was very though, it's very risky, like
you found today when you were talking to Jeff Wilson
to do your research on on.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wikipedia because humiliarity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I mentioned
that Jeff Wilson on the radio show today one an
athletics middle in secondary schools and he was quick to
clear up the accusations because you can tell when people
don't research for interviews, because that is the first line
on his Wikipedia page.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, and it's a track that's not true. No, but
he's a good man. No, he was a good man.
It was great to have him on. So, like if
you go to my my Wikipedia page, it says Matthew
Philip Heath as an English former football player who last
played for Tadcaster Albion. Heath was previously played in the
Premier League for Liciter City and in the Football League
(03:17):
of Stockham. None of this is true. See that's wasn't
it Leeds United. I haven't played for Northampton Town. I've
got it, I've got it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Upon joining the Actors' Union Equity, he chose the name
Norton because has great grandmother's maiden name as his new surname,
because there was already someone called Graham Walker, a comic
actor presented by the Mate.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I appreciate what you're trying to do here, brother, but
we're going to save some answers for Graham Norton. You know, well,
we're just going to answer the questions now we might
you could still ask.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
G Norton where funck you changed your name?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Are you going to put on that exit when you
talk to him?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm going to do your whole Actually.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I feel like they might be embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know, he feels your own because you you
know Irish, but he lives in London, so you'll feel
at home. A first action, I.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Think, yeah, okay, well I think that might begfire that. Like,
I'm not going to no judgment. You've done, You've amazed
me in the past, and maybe you're putting on this
weird cot the extent will make him feel at home.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well. And other news because it's kind of like sort
of a catch all wash up Edmund that the Daily
Bespokey Podcast and say that with Big Radio Awards tonight,
and the Daily bespoke Podcast is nominated because it's now
because podcasts have become so big and you know, not
to blow smoke up a US. We're one of the
biggest podcasts in the country.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Thank you to all or you listening now or you bespoke.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And now the Radio Awards, which for the longest time
with just the Radio Awards and now the Radio and
Podcast Awards for the first time, which is just a
real it's a real how you say feather in the
cap of podcasts that it's that's best. It's the Radio
and Podcast Awards because basically, for the longest time, we
do a podcast and our bosses low while you're doing that.
Don't waste produces time putting a podcast, you know. And
(05:00):
now they're all like, now they've got them. They've just
got walking around them. I guess rager for podcasts.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Aren't they these all some money going through there? And
hang on, yeah, maybe they are onto something here. So
we're nominated for the Best Comedy Podcast, so someone's going
to see something funny over the next three minutes, and
also nominated for the Best Podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
By Radio Radio show, which is US and that means
that we'rein up for best Podcast. Yeah, because the people
that win Best podcasts have to be up and the
other categories. So have we got two bites of the cherry?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yum yum?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
We do two bites at the cheery.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Do we have to go up on stage and do
a speech or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We don't have to, but we can, we can, we can.
I mean, no one's gonna nickel and dime you for
just bum rushing the stage, pushing over. What would they do? Corbett,
Jeremy Corbett, whatld they do? I'm just doing just doing
a twenty five minute school settler.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
In the past, these radio awards, there's the big awards
at the end, like Broadcast over the Year or whatever,
and those are the ones that have the speeches. There's
quite a lot of awards that announce the winner and
then you won't go up on the stage. But something
tells me we won an award and go we insist. Yea,
they have seen that. I've never seen that someone bum
rushed the show.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah no, but I mean why don't If they are
serious about it being the radio and podcast awards, then
then you've got to allow people. When we won this
podcast a few years ago, I made a speech, but
it was in COVID times. Remember they shut down the
awards and then and you when we were in post
COVID times. Yeah, it was post COVID times, but they
(06:29):
decided that there was They were too scared. Plus Slash
wanted to save some money by not putting the awards on,
so they just had some people in a room. I
was that the year that we and then we were
at a bar. Yeah, and so I made a speech
to everyone there when we won the best Podcast. It
was my first year, that's yeah. I made a great
speech floor upstairs at some weird bar down in the Vidact.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think it went along the lines of I told you,
I told you you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You never said I would even amount to anything.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Focus.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Every one of you people here has tried to keep
me down, But I will not be put down on
the ground. The more the more you try and stop me,
the more I will come back. And I will remember
each of your names. And now I have the success
under my belt, I will use it to make sure
every single motherfucker in this room loses their job.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
You've still got that written down.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's just got a very good memory. It is interesting.
I have seen a few score Settler speeches in the.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Time they exist. Yeah, I've seen them. Yeah, and I've
only been around for three four years.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And you've got to say in your moments of victory
and your moments that you know the one, I know
one of the particularly yeah, yeah, you know what, Yeah,
I know, I think we all know the one. And
you've got to go in those moments you come to
a crossroads and no matter how angry you're feeling or
disappointed or wrong wrong, you've got to just choose the
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high road, because the high road gives you so much
more power if you come on and go and you
have potentially been wronged or whatever. And then often what happens,
people get heavily wronged and then they win awards just afterwards.
It's kind of like rubbing salt in the wound of
the people that have fired you or whatever. It's a
weird thing that happens quite a lot, but that's you're
walking up to the stage. You have that opportunity to
(08:13):
just reveal to everyone how upset you are, or sit
above things and be as aggressively magnanimous, and aggressively magnanimous
wins the time, the day, every time.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
That's where you were talking about a couple of weeks
ago on the podcast regarding breakups and keeping keeping yourself
with that sense of grace after a breakup, and that
means you actually end up winning rather than.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just going down the whole of them.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, nothing worse. And I mean that this is all
industries or whatever. Winning an award and being recognized for
something that's quite cool, Yeah, and just turning that one
into a loss. And it happens so often. Oh my god,
I get it, you're upset. I mean I write.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
About it in my book about turning victories into losses. Yeah,
it's so easy, so easy to do. I did it
at the two thousand It was the two thousand and
one New Zealand Television Awards where one best kids Television show,
and then just celebrated too hard, that's right, and then
stayed up all night, hassled Hillary, barely cried a lot,
(09:19):
then threw a check and at someone at a restaurant,
and then came into the radio show and just repeated
you drink what I give you, boy for the entire
show until g Lane led me out and tried to
put a bullet in my head and send me home
like a good friend. But then I got angry at
him because I wanted to do the cracket and you know,
I was opening a bottle of whiskey in the ACC studio.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's how you turn. I went into a last.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, and then then went to sleep for ten hours
and woke up and went did I just broadcast that
two hundred tens and tens of thousands of people? My
me being an absolute piece of shit?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Am I a bad person for wanting ruder? Like, with
all due respect, you used to work for a radio
station that no longer exists?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh yeah, Today Offends Well previously known as Today IFM
and no nominated for a few awards tonight because it's
the radio awards from last year twenty twenty three to
twenty twenty four. Am I a bad person for a
small part of me really wanting Today FM to win
a couple that involves speeches because something tells me, Someone
tells me when they might be a little bit of
that going on. Yeah, yeah, I also want Today if
(10:20):
M to win some awards so they can win an award,
but I also want I don't.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Know, well, TODAYFM won some radio awards already for this year,
and they did win some radio Awards last year. Sure,
And I remember quite clearly unnamed individuals laughing out loud
when TODAYFM was announced as the winners. And at first
I thought, am I just being sensitive here? And then
someone came up to me later on the game, did
(10:45):
you hear those us? I was laughing when Today FM?
And I was like, I did hear it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Then I did? But were they who was laughing?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Was that me?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Because because maybe they were viduals, they maybe are laughing
because I know I laughed, but I was laughing more
at the irony of the situation. Yeah, you're laughing, laughing
at the embarrassment for the industry that that that that
that had happened, like so, so some people might have
been laughing in an evil way, but I know that
we were laughing in a this is pretty fucking funny
that they've won, you know. But you you didn't have
(11:16):
a direct hand in today FM's downfall. I see what
you're saying. Yeah, I was just I was more going.
I was more like, this is fucking awkward for instance.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Okay, so hypothetically, hypothetically you might, Yeah, the people that
might have been the situation, You've.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Got to say that no one goes a funk about
the radio awards apart from us, no one because and
like because the Herald owns us the Herald, well we
own the Herald, and they'll often do that article and
about who's run the awards, and there's so much effort
put into running winning the awards, And then I don't
know how many people just out in the general public
are like waiting with Baker Beata Breath on a Friday
morning to look into the here and go who was
(11:57):
yes station.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
The best ones are when it's I mean blessed, blessed,
blessed promotion stuff. The company to pay for the bill
pays the genuinely the one of the company, but it
is it is really sweet when an award they get.
I think this year was the first year that they
actually announced a whole bunch of awards not on the night,
because there are some strangely niche promotion awards and that's
always my favorite part of the night is, you know,
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best promotion involving the community via a small radio station
on the region of.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, And I've won a lot of awards when I'm
hanging out the back end of twenty five people on
an award because someone took one Instagram photo of me
at the back end of the campaign and then suddenly
I'm on the award with twenty five people that have
put a lot of work out.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
And it's actually what we pretty much DoD was with
the face of these awards, and we did not deserve
any of them.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Although once I was invited to an awards at the
last minute to do some seeing that I wasn't meant
to go to and me and g Lane were there
and we were sitting down and we're having a drink,
and then suddenly another art of this company, all these
pictures of me came up on the screen and it
for a promo that that we've done all the work
(13:08):
for and they were taking all the credit, not mentioning us.
So it also goes the other way, and both on
both ways. I don't care, no, I mean, but what
do you think the chance of us wanting the Best
brick for show.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We haven't been nominated, but.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You could still you could be a real comer. Yeah,
fucking just come through, just cut through the lack of nomination.
I mean that would be you know, that would be
gasps would be huge. It's like, so the nominations are
the z M Winders beach for and hey wounded? Is
that their official name? Okay? They good people? That would
be great show, very the Rock Rumble, the Mumblers, the
(13:49):
Morning Wounders, the Morning the Morning Rumble good boys again
and John on Ben and they go jab and then
they go and the winner is you're not gonna fucking
believe this. Shut this one up your eyes. It's the
Maddenerry Bakma show one radio hold.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Stop, stop stop.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That would be huge if we just stand in the line,
pull our pants down, helicopter giving the birds.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
That's a great lot if we get if we beat
the Morning Wonders at ZIM, the Morning Wounders it on
the rock and the Morning Wounders on the Hurts.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think it's that'd be huge. I think it's rich
for us to be calling them the Wounders when we
actually were James and the Wounded for a while. I
did go by the name Wounded for a while.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I'm looking forward to seeing those rock boys tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah's always a good time. Can we actually have a break?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
And speaking of the Morning Wounders, there is one particular
reason that a group of Wonders and for a time
never went to the radio awards, and I want to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
The story up next.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
All right, Rudy, you just teased a story about you explained.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
So there's it in Morning Wounders as as you called
the mash the other morning. Won't call them Fletch Vaughn
and Hailey Great New Zealanders.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah you or we don't need to walk here. I'm
just hanging out with Hailey deep into the night last night.
I love her. Yeah, she's I'm worried about the producers
over there to be for you, David, trying to start
bloody fights the G lane of commercial radio.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I know that lane. The three hosts are Okay, there's
the producers.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Over there that I'm worried about. Okay, another Morning Wounders.
That's all right. They weren't here this podcast. They won't listen. Hey,
they probably will. So I've got something to announce. You've
got something to announce.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Announce. We should end on that massive announcement that you've
just had, complais you can deliver.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, this is great.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You go first ford it and just know that I
don't want to be here for your story and I'm
looking forward to getting mats.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Okay, I'll try and sum this up really quickly.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Then back in the day, Fletch and Vaughan were doing
a drive show on the Edge radio station. They were
and they were always up against Robert Taylor and John o'pryor.
They were doing Robert and johno on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
He doing up your wife?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yes, no, he's good. Bert Truss is a ber Truss
is a champion of a man. And they hadn't won
for a while, Fletcher and Vaughan because Robert and John
always would win.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Your wife, mate, you were are you from the rock?
Were you involving that? You're a fucking double agent? Hang on?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
And Jesus Christ I was called is gonna blow your mind?
This is going to be producer Jeremy produced?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Are you producing Jeremy from the fucking wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's you the ship down the poot town.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Songing you pooh towns of Are you.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Just feeding back in folk? Is that what's going on here?
You about a plant that's just going straight back to
the big dog over there.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
We had a break up, and you know, for a
little while after a breakup, for is are weird?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
But then you remember all the good times and there
was plenty of good times.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
You're going back, hang on, I don't want to go back.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I love you three. Okay, what's your announcement, Bennett Darnold.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
So anyway, Robert Taylor gets up because they won the
Radio Award again.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yea, Robert and John I did? Did they over Fletch
and Vaughan? I have your wife? And do you know
what his speech was? Well, I just want to.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Say, because he's got a beautiful tumbre in his voice,
Robert and John, Robert Taylor. I think John I didn't
actually speak because he was so fucking embarrassed by this
sounds about because John is a beautiful human. I just
want to say, thanks to Fletch and Vaughan for not
being anywhere near as good as us.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh wow, I just want to take And that's that's
an example of when you've got two roads you can take.
That we were talking about before. And I would say
as much as I love Bert Bert Ross, I'd say
as much as I love him, And you know, I've
done lots as kids went to school with my kids,
so I've spent a lot of time with him, you know,
and various mc gigs at primary school and stuff and
(18:02):
say that's not his best moment, that one. No, no,
because because you actually, you know, you know, it's always
better to just to overly lavish false praise on everyone
and then and then get your deck out to a
helicopter and walk off.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Everyone knows that is that big. Was that last year
that big Willie took on hosk.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh big Willie? That was will Jackson. That was awkward,
wasn't it. That was the worst. And Willie Jackson been
on the wheez or something. He had no comebacks and
he had this really weak voices too far away from
the mic, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Hosking was owning him from the crowd. Yeah, oh no,
it was.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
That was rough. That was a rough time for Willie Jackson. Anyway,
your announcement please, Okay, can I get a drum roll
up in the absolute self source coming up from me here?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Okay, I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
A Lifeless Punishing is the overall number one best selling
book and New Zealand are calling to Nielsen book scam. Wow,
So there number one, mate, Come on all the box.
We're hoping to be number one non fiction New Zealand,
but we're actually thanks to people buying it. Number one
across congregulations. That's huge. Yeah, proud of you man. Yeah,
(19:24):
awesome across all books. So we beat the Bible in
Harry Potter, you beat the Bible. Yeah, and Harry Potter,
and then you Willill Smith. But in Wilbill Smith's defense,
he's been dead for fifteen years, so releasing a new
book was quite an achievement by her. Yeah, that is
Actually that's very impressive. Tupac though he released music after
he was dead, Is it like that? Michael Jerson as well? Yes,
your book, Yeah, book up to.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The four or for three print now.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It's in the four fourth edition in one week, which
is which is really good because when you when you
write a book, you're like, I hope someone wants to
read this, and and a lot of people a lot
of people have, which is fricking pretty good. Actually, I
feeling pretty good about it.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I was going to say, how do you how do
you feel about that news, because that must be really
pumping up your tires.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Surely it is kind of But you know, I wrote
this book about our failure to enjoy moments. I'm really
trying to enjoy moments because the problem is you reach
a moment like that and you go, well, I released
my book, and before it came out, if I'd been
told it was going to be the number one selling
book in New Zealand, I go, I'll take that. I'll
take that. But as soon as you get there, you go, hmm,
could it be bigger or could it be better? You
(20:33):
know what I mean? And so luckily I wrote a
book about this very thing. So I'm actually enjoying the moment.
But in the book, you know, in the past, like
I haven't enjoyed when my movie came out. I hadn't
enjoyed when when when I had the number one selling
DVD in the country. You know, I haven't enjoyed big
concert because I'm always, you know, always moving on to
the next thing. So I'm trying to enjoy this one.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I mean, you said it before that you were kind
of reflecting on this, Yeah, and you did say I'm
sure you're okay with them it in this too. Yeah,
to the listeners, is that it's not your natural zone
is it to be to be excited about something that
you've achieved. It's usually you look at it half class empty.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, okay with that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But what I'm going to shoot these goal posts over there.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
As soon as you get it, you immediately go, that's
not worth it, because I've got it, what else is there?
And that's just the terrible way to be, because you know,
whatever you achieve in life, you should enjoy it, even
if that's just not even if that's making a good
dinner for your kids or something, it's all the same thing.
You know, Just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy the wins that that
you have. And look, if we want the best podcast tonight,
(21:34):
you know, you guys got to start. If I start
shitting on podcasts and trying to like set myself on
fire and try and destroy and try and like to
delete our feed from you know, then just just you know.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Is that some kind of protest that's going to go on,
because if we win, we just delete everything.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I've gone it no longer. I think we've won it
twice before though, So that's we have.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So which means I've got fun chance to know whatever
I do it.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I do have a question, Yeah, a little sweep steak. Yeah,
how many times do you reckon the two words together?
Free Palestine are going to be mentioned in speeches tonight?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I mentioned a few times maybe not from Mike Costing
going eight, I'm going to say eight. Yeah, there was
a lot at the Musical Woods Commercial Radio. I'm not sure.
I don't think the Z the ZB people that tend
to clean up a lot. I can't see them blasting
out too many free.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Palestines males is massively behind it. Else from the Rock
he'll be all about it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I mean, i'd be interesting to see, like maybe Georgia
Fim comes in completely covered in the idea flag. That
would be more of a supplies that would be quite good.
That what that imagine?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
God, can we just keep politics out of Yeah? Yeah,
I don't think we know what's coming. I think that's
going to I think that's just going to be everyone
talking about that.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have I heard that?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You just enjoy our privileged night of free wines and
sitting and comfort without you are thinking about anyone.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But ourselves, which is what it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Actually, the last time I had to get up on
stage to do a speech at Radio Awards, I got
up with Dunk and Hyde and he had a big
emotional speech and he had to keep having a drink
part way through it, and and I thought, I don't
need to do the emotion here. I need to the punchline,
and I said, I just want to say that. This
morning my little daughter looked at me and said, Daddy,
(23:22):
you're getting boobs just like mummy.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Thank you very much, singing there's something sincere. At the
end of the air, everyone who'd and hollered yea and
and and all the radio to keep people booed, not
knowing that you were going to come over here.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
There's a problem that we have at him.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Were you doing me?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I boo everyone. That's what happens. We start, we tend
to kick off about two o'clock and the awards are
until five and come on three hours.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What do you want me to do? And yeah, I
mean as I say, we got we're about to get
on the wheeze, and then we got all night and
then we're back on the radio show again. You know
trub do.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
You remember this time last year what happened? She has
a little bit of an anastage.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
She's up for an award. The previous the previous producer
of our show before Ruder, she was unconscious under the
right out my feet here and.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Then throughout the morning Ruder, we had multiple guests come
into the studio that we weren't away were coming into
the studio because our only producer of the show was
down and out and she was just sort of.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yelling at the Oh god she was the last days. Yes,
and fair enough, Great New Zealander anyway, Okay, then we've
blasted on self sourcing for ages. But yeah, thank you
to everyone that bought my bock. I really appreciate it
and it feels good. I'm enjoying the enjoying this joining
this moment and the fruits of a lot of a
lot of hard work. And I think that's something that
(24:41):
we all need to do, is enjoy our time with
each other and and enjoy our successes in the middle
what they are, and enjoy each other and enjoy each other.
We'll see tomorrow way with Graham Norton by our side,
and let's enjoy Graham Norton tomorrow in every way, shape
or form. Weekend
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