June 6, 2024 • 42 mins
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, Matty and Mashy try and keep things together off the back of a big night at the New Zealand Radio Awards...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Get Indoor Projects sorted with
Bunning's trade.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Jeremy were from sixth sent Weird You're hard at.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
G Good Morning, New Zealand. It's the seventh of June
twenty twenty four. If you're listening to this as a podcast,
you're listening to the best podcast in the country. According
to the OH Radio and Podcast Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last night, Matt and Jerry Show won big.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We did for the podcast of course, the best podcast
by radio show.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Taking out some big names. We took out Hosking, we did.
We took out Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey. Yeah we did.
We took out someone else in the category.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, Jay and Dunk, Jay and Dunk on the drive
over at the Rock. So congratulations for tuning into the
Beer Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
God are we doing this today?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, we're doing this today, g Lane, We're talking about
the sport. We've got Lackey ferguson The Fucker Man are
Express live from the West Indies as the Black Caps
get ready for their first T twenty World Cup game
tomorrow morning. We've also got Joey Wheeler The Great New
Zealand from Sky Sports commentary Hit of the Super Rugby
this weekends Huge show. But up next we go live
(01:26):
the Boulders mcgoals live from Dallas to talk World Cup
T twenty. Big show, You show, The Matt and Jerry Show,
and we go live to Dallas for the World T
twenty that's taking place in the USA and the West Indies.
(01:48):
There are twenty teams there and one of the last
to kick off their campaigns New Zealand. But the black
Caps have their first game tomorrow morning against Afghanistan and
we go live to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Good morning, Laura mcgoldray.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Good afternoon, good morning, good evening. How are you. And
I'm so pleased to hear, Maddie that you made it
to work today. I know it was the Radio Awards
last night, Mash you too.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You boys are right in there, but glassy eyed sunglasses
on the studio, Lezza. But you've definitely seen me worse.
It's definitely seen me worse. And radio studios in the
past when it was the Matt, Jerry and Laura Show.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh yeah, I'll always love you though your best you're worse,
I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
However, Hey, Leza, what's the buzz like over there of
the Americans? Getting behind the tournament.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I see what the Americans are getting, absolutely behind the tournament.
We are here at Grand Prairie Stadium, which is just
beside a race course, and yet to see a horse.
It's too hot forty something that feels like about forty
five degrees. She's humored Pakistani being put under the pump
by Team USA, which features very own Corey Anderson, so
it feels that weird to be seeing him in the
American colors. He knows all the words to the national
(02:57):
anthem as well, which I found a bit Everyone's is
y'all and with real conviction here y'all, and we get
on with it. But no, there is actually quite nice
buzz around Dallas, which is where I've been stationed. I
moved to Miami, where apparently you can be anything you
want to be when you go there, but apparently this
cricket there too, And then we go to the West
Indies for the back end of the tournament, so there
(03:17):
is there is a nice little buzz around. There's lots
of Kiwi's, plenty of fans from all the different the
different places, like the Nepalese team fans were extraordinary. They
filled out this entire stadium in Texas. Now, who would
have thought in the pool that you would be loving
the cricket filled up the stadium, people sold their cars,
flew from Australia because Nepal hadn't featured in a World
Cup in ten years and they were so into it.
(03:38):
And a million people sat in the in Kampmandu and
watched on a big screen. Wow, it's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, that's so freaking cool. Okay, So how come Corey Corey, Corey, Corey,
Corey Courty Anderson can play for the US.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Because he married Mary. Mary married a lovely American girl
and really they are raising their children over here. So
he's now. Look whether it was strategic or love, I'm
pretty sure it was love. That means he and so
he's yes, he's a fully fledged American.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now that's so good. And he's betting and bowling, betting and.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Bowling in the first game. So the opening match was
usav Canada and quite the rivalry and big old Golden arm,
crazy cause bowl. And much like he did for when
he played for New Zealand. I don't know if you
guys remember, but he had a bit of a knack
of coming on and just taking away he did the
exact thing here for America. I was like, well, that
might be nicest tournament for New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
But however.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's been, It's been pretty it' seemed pretty exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And who are beloved Black Caps play their first game?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So that's tomorrow or I don't know what the time
difference here and there is. I don't know where I
am or what day it is. All I know is
they play in Guyana. We're playing Afghanistan. Guyana is a
wicket that can do a bit, can move around, which
is where Afghanistan become a bit more of a tricky opponent.
People might think Afghanistan, we should beat them, Yeah we should,
but they have got some unbelievable good spin bowlers and
(05:01):
so how New Zealand deal with that will be interesting.
What New Zealand did with the makeup of this side
will be interesting. They are officially the last team to
start this little cup.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, so fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I keep telling everyone, don't you worry the Black cass
the just you just find them in a final. Let's
pop up in a final.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They will just pop up.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, they will expect it, love a pop up.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, pop up and wins the next Cricket World Cup
is that like three months away?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Six months away?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So actually the Women's Tea twenty World Cup is in
Bangladesh at the end of the year, so you're not
wrong many I knew that a few months away. And
then we've got the Champions Trophy and do you move
the Champions trophy. They're bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
They're bringing it back, the Champions Trophy. Hang on a minute,
we won the Champions Trophy, didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We at one point pretty sure? I'm pretty sure we
did in Kenya Christians at the winning run.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right, it didous trophy was ever won. I'm
very jealous.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And the pop up stadium in New York as well.
Have you heard much about that?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So wild.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
So there's been a bit of a chat around the
pitch because it's spicy, it's just doing. It's doing a lot,
and need the big match out between India and Pakistan
is happening at that stadium. I say some fantacs that
I say, I don't know why I know this, and
it's but interesting. So that's because of when they took
over the lease, so they've had three months to put
that stadium together properly. Because when they took over the lease,
they were only allowed X amount of days.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
They had to.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Grow the grass for the outfield in different parts of America.
They had to bring the pitch from Miami. They've got
it's all been brought in. All of the seating that
you see on that ground is all from the F one,
from the Miami F one that they've all had to
bring in. Thirty seven thousand people.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
It holds.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
They have built the stadium in three months. It's pretty extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
How good, yea, how good are those stats for you?
Day after Radio Awards early.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Les you are holding the show together, said you got
some time.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
If you boys want to play like I got you,
definitely got you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You've saved You've saved us this morning, Lassie again.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And they call me tomorrow because I'm going line dancing
tonight at the Ladies. I don't know what it means, right.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I was gonna say that's a song. Never mind anyway,
So good to talk to you, Lasa. You're the best
of us and you've saved us this morning. That was
like a resuscitation. And yeah, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You guys be safe out there. Have some water. All right,
I'm here whenever you need.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We'll be punishing you throughout the tournament. Love you, love you,
bye bye. Oh that's a pleasant, a gold back breath
of FRESHIEA.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
She is live from the United States, and of course
you can watch tomorrow's black Caps game on sky Sport
one and stream it on Skysport now from eleven am.
More there's some news you can use New Zealand Sky Open.
We'll have a fruity ear live coverage from eleven am.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Do what I say just makes sense? I was honest, No,
I'm just saying it is not it is noting out.
When you get Laura Beck on the.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Matt and Jerry Show, that's Bowie already.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I heard ache.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's no nineteen minutes past six. She's having a look
at the text machine here, Mattie. A lot of people
wondering exactly how dusty we slash you are today.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Quite I think it's the answer to the question.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, quite quite quite, I mean we you know, it's
one of the weirdest things because you know, radio is
a you know, breakfast radio celebrated in radio. Yes, it's
considered the glamoured gig, breakfast radio. More people are listening
to radio and breakfast Time than any other. Yet the
radio wars is always a massive pers up on a
Thursday night. It's a massive pers up on a Thursday night,
(08:33):
and it just feels like entrapment for the breakfast shows.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't quite understand what to do from other breakfaw
shows around the country on this morning. No, I mean
I feel like we might be the only ones three
for three if you've tuned into another radio station.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Can we still here? Actually that would be really interesting.
What we should do is we should fire up iHeartRadio
and see what other breakfast shows are sounding like this morning. Yeah,
we can do that. This sounds like a fun note.
Should we do that next? Let's see? Okay what Fletch,
Vaughn and Hayley is sounding like. They wouldn't have pushed
the boat out very far? They would they know. They're
quite a professional operation over there.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Johnovan ben at the hats. I saw them on the
D floor later on. Yeah, it'd be interesting to see
how they're coming through.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hosking was is he on this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And No?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Hosking failed to turn up to the awards. He wasn't
there last night? Was it? He sort of turned up.
It was on a screen and he sort of insulted
everyone for a while and then he disappeared. Flurry of booze. Yeah,
even from his own team. Who else. I'm just trying
to think around there. I know, I know our friends
at the Rumble they've got the morning off.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I have the morning off, the morning Off. Is that
why Bryce was so heavy on the steam last night?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeap, Yeah, they had a hall passed today, so yeah, no,
we should have looked around and see if anyone's doing
a bit of show, than.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Let's do that the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
So last night was the Radio and Podcast Awards. If
you're listening to this right now, then you're listening to
the best podcast in the country.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, the Radio Podcast Awards.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But it an interesting thing, as I was saying before,
the Radio and Podcast Awards are always held on a
Thursday night, when they know that breakfast radio shows have
to get up at five am and come in.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Here and do this shows.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh man, and so we're Dusty, we thought before, hang on,
are we the only radio show in the country on
this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah? Because I know that the radio stations and the
competing company, they all got the day off, but here
so listen.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We checking on John and Ben and see and see
how they're going over at the Hurts.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Let's have a listen to John and Ben show this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
And as Dasha Austin in the sixth a five Friday morning,
thanks so much for hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's a bit of a struggle this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
The few of the team were on Struggles Street. There
was the Radio and Podcast Awards last night on a Thursday.
What monster puts it on a Thursday, particularly when we
have to get up early.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We're all on Dusty all across and we're all complaining
about the radio wards having to be on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Let's see what's happening over with Fletch, Lawd and Haley
is in in.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, God, this's tuning them.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Thanks you, Brandon, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch,
Morne and Hailey and people will be sadly disappointed if
they were expecting a hungover show from us today, but
we are broadcasting professionals. There was a an industry ceremony
last night, a night out. Yeah, but we're all very responsible.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was home at ten thirty polocks.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh well, that is an absolute lie. From Fletch. That
is a ball face lie. He was cutting tracks on
the dance floor aut twelve forty five. I can I
can prove, Ah, if you're expecting to go hang up
a show, you're going to be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's a very responsible that's that. Come on, come on,
come on to it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
The things I saw him doing on a dance law, Yeah,
would ratile eve in your bones, mady.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And that's saying something. The honesty. That's why people don't
trust mainstream media anymore. That's what. That's what.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's why mainstream media is at all time Lowe on
the trust with you with Flesh comes on and says
he's not hungover when he was cutting a track on
the dance floor to our forty five last night, Matt
he Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show and now for
your alreadio heard aching news headlines with Ruder.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Wellington mayor Tory Fano has claimed she's been diagnosed with
ADHD and significant traits of autism. Yeah right, okay, then
what else have you got? Accidentally rolled? The r and
Tory as well. Interesting. A search and rescue operation is
underway on the Greek island of See me after the
disappearance of Michael Moseley. He's a TV doctor that's made
(12:34):
a number of films about diet and exercise. We've had
him on the show That's oh really, he's a fantastic guy,
Michael Worsley the BBC presented Now. He was the guy
that first popularized, you know, intimate a fasting, the five
two diet and so oh yes, that's right, really interesting guy.
I've read a couple of his books, so I've just
been looking into it actually, and there's no real information.
(12:56):
His wife is just reported and missing. I don't know
what missing means in a Greek island and it's an
accident or he's just gone missing on the water. I
don't know. I don't know. But he's a very very
lovely man. So that makes me quite sad. I feel
like at some point that's going to be a true
crime podcast. And Premier League Football will continue to be
officiated by var next season after clubs voted to stick
(13:18):
with the technology. Last month, Wolverhampton submitted a proposal to
scrap the concept due to the number of incorrect decisions
they faced during the most recent campaign. What do you
think about that? Mashi you're a big Premier League fan,
Like I don't really think it was always going to stay.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think Wolverhampton just wanted to let people know that
it's really frustrating that the game of football, like many
other sports now are just being officiated by people in
the room rather than the person on the pitch. And
I don't know what the Premier League are going to
do about it, but I think it's the right thing.
You got to keep video assistant referee of those that
causes tipny problems.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, I'm I'm anty all video assistants have been. I
just think you just you don't really I just hate
that you don't get the moment. I think the moment
is the most important thing in sport, and now we
just don't get the moment.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You know, when a goal is scored, a try is scored,
it's just the start of the celebration.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I was going to say, imagine if you were in
a Cricket World Cup final and a third umpire was
able to go actually, you guys need to do this,
And then I remember twenty nineteen and there was a
third umpire that didn't do that and we would have
won that final. That's when you feel.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's when you feel most aggrieved when they've got it
and they still get it wrong.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
The Matt Perry Show, big night.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Last night for the radio industry, and we're a bit dusty.
In fact, I just went into the ACC studio over
there to try and just try, and I was looking
for a rescue, bit of a rescue.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
You were quick to hit in there, hopefully scout out
some kind of beverage risk.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Rescue here of the dog type situation. But then I
found a sleeping dog lying on the couch and there
what an extra sleeping dog or no.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Sleeping accre g lane. He's in the couch, he's sleeping
on the studio.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh god, yeah, does that mean he's still It'll be
interesting to see if he's still on for his eight
o'clock sports.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Chat on the Met and Jerry Show. Because huge week
into sport.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We've got the black Caps playing Afghanistan, the Warriors playing
the Cowboy. That's right, we've got caught a final Super Rugby.
Oh yeah, so we're gonna have to throw a bucket
of water over him before eight o'clock, I think.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
So he's going to probably join us in the studio
today for a change. Oh god, he's going to be
looking grim men.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I saw him about three four hours ago.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, and he wasn't in a good way right. We
might need to hose him down as well. He looks
like he looked like any smelt like he smells.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
We were saying before.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
If you want to see messages support through to the
met injury brief for show this morning, we'd love to
hear them on the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What have we got here? Mes?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
She just walking the dog here and the christ zero
degrees one bonus that since easy to find, the dog
to steam your way and the frosty grass. Congratulations on
the ward last night, But to be honest, there wasn't competition,
(16:12):
was there? But the hostco man the people wouldn't as
much competition with John anyway, Love you babes.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's an interesting thing I forgot about the steaming dog
turd situation when I still walk my dog down underneathen
and that the two comes out steaming.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You're right, North Islanders don't have that luxury. But identify
a small cloud of steam.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, it's so handy if it's on a burm and
you need to pick it up and you know sometimes
you can lose it, especially in you know, amongst leaves
and just that steam is so handy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So thank you for that information. If anyone else has
got anything they want to share with the class, then
just to jump on that microphone icon on your iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But we love to hear from.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
You the Mat and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You're listening to the Man and Jerry Show without jury
this week.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, Mandy, you don't have to shove a whole bunch
of snacker ching.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
He's did you go before we go to year? I
actually do me. I actually do need to eat sour
Kareem and tribe. If you are just joining us for
the first time this morning.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Last night we had the New Zealand radio and podcast
towards It was a big night for both of us.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So we're just poked up.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
In the studio right now, currently watching the Pakistan USA game,
which is a bit of.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's amazing, so weird we're watching Usa. He played Pakistan
USA cricket team and they're actually doing okay, it's sort
of slipping away from them now, but Corey Anderson is
playing for New Zealand. I mean for you know, cores
and Anderson, who was in the Black Caps a superstar
in twenty fifteen, is playing for Team USA and they
need thirty five from twenty six to Team USA to
(17:41):
beat Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You'd have to say they're in with a bitter shout
than not here.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
You'd think, yeah, so they've got so the one hundred
and twenty five for three, Corey Anderson beats at five
or six I believe. So he's not out there yet,
but you'd want to get Krey Anderson out there if
you are USA, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Who's the USA? God?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'm just this is the first time we were just
both talking about the fact is really we're just seeing
even USA written in the bottom left.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
When it comes to the uniforms, yeah, I don't know
any of these guys in the USA teams.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Do they have a domestic competition in the States? Look,
I no, absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But the Cricket World Cup is in the USA and
the West Indies and this game has been played in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It looks like a pretty big crowd there sold out.
So give him a taste of key with Corey Anderson.
Corey Corey, Corey, Corey Corey Coriander's here, bats and balls,
he bats and bulls. Now.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I do have to say that us being hungover as
kind of overshadowed the fact that we've got a really
big show today and.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
On the show we've got Joey Wheeler. I believe in
at some point you've got Joey Wheeler. Man are express?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Have you just got Lackie ferguson live from the Cricket
World Cup over there live from Georgetown?
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
How good?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And hopefully if we can resuscitate g Lane, who's currently
unconscious in the ACC studio, we'll have him on to
talk sports because it's a huge Super Sports Saturday. We
got Bloody the black Cats playing, We've got Warriors playing,
We've got quarter a final a Super Rugby this weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
So anyway, Grabb Norton, Nutnickts on The Mettenjerry Show, All right,
let's go grab a biro. Yeah, it's Ma Cherry, It's Matt.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Jerry, The Breadfast Show, Mat Jerry, It's Man Jerry up
Breakfast Show.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
The Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
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Speaker 2 (19:45):
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Speaker 1 (20:02):
Podcast Awards last night. And we're a little bit dusty
on the back of that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But nothing on G Lane.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, G Lane our sports reporter who's going to be
doing a live appearance in the show.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Why is he live today?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Because he slept in the a SEC studio last night,
so normally he doesn't on the phone, but he's heroically
not gone home last night.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
No, he's just so he can do the just do
the show in here this morning, he parked up on
the couch there.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I think from what I understand, he actually kicked out
producer Ruda out of there about toy in this morning,
he found his way back to the cute office, and
I understand from what I'm hearing that he's working up
with a rather large receipt wrapped around his credit card.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, terrifying receeat wrap around his credit card.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We'll look into that next also on the show, in
this our lucky ferguson the Fucking Matter Express live from
the West Indies as the black Caps get ready for
their first T twenty World Cup game tomorrow morning. And
just before nine, the great New Zealander Joey Wheeler Sky
Sports commentator hit of the Super Rugby quarterfinals.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Kicking off tonight.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Jerry Show.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And that's our very great pleasure to welcome to the
studio very special live appearance by G Lane.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
What brings you into the studio?
Speaker 12 (21:12):
Well, I was asleep in the next studio. Actually normally
I come by a phone. This morning, I am live.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh, we appreciate you breaking the extra effort of sleeping
face down in the ACC studio so you'd be here in.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Person this morning. So you woke up and I don't
know how much of this you want to talk about,
but when you woke up this morning, you're on your
back in the ACC studio and you had a credit
card on your chest and it had a huge receipt
right around it.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
This receipt is.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Very long if you are just joining us for the
first time. Today, we had the New Zealand Radio podcast
towards last night and G Lane has managed to turn
a massive one into a massive loss.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, so let's have a work.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
Let's that's what we do, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah? Yeah, we got.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Eleven glasses of Bird's Eye Hazy, fourteen glasses of Big Fizz, thirteen.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
The Gronies thirteen the Gronies Drinks, thirteen the Gronies.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
You mate two and a half thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And that that you didn't fire that up till about
eleven o'clock. You didn't even start that that when does
that tab start?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
We paid it at one thirty.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You paid at one thirty. So that was between eleven
and about one thirty, over two and a half thousands
of dollars of really specialized drinks. I mean, how many
expresso martinis as are on there? You find it's a
lot thirteen shots. There's thirteen shots of I think there's
twenty twenty one shots of vodka sex. So Martin just
(22:43):
se oh that's conservative, just six twenty one shots of vodka.
J LA.
Speaker 13 (22:49):
I wasn't responsible for that.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Do you know what?
Speaker 13 (22:52):
At the top of it, it says, Jason, Oh, it's
not my.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well that's not it's not your boss. Jason picked up
the mess. This is what I've done, not Jason Jason
Reeves from.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Yeah, it could be Jason Reef, and I knew he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right, you, Okay, so you're a sports reporter, you're
a sports update. But when we'll start the sports update
with this here? Uh not that we won't start with that.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Coriandersen, he bats and balls, He bas and balls, Carey
Cory Corianderson.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Cory Anderson. Now a place for the United States of
America and the USA have just pulled off an unbelievable victory.
They have beaten Pakistan, one of the absolute big dogs
of world cricket.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Who even knew that the USA played cricket and they've
beaten Pakistan. It was one hundred and fifty nine. It
was one hundred and sixty to win. The USA needed
they they got one hundred and fifty nine. So we
went into a super over. In the super over, the
Pakistani bowler eight extras, eight extra super sea here nothing
over went for nineteen and still see and then and
(24:11):
then the Americans won by seven nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So that is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's going to light that freaking tournament on fire over
there in Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
No one knows how the game's played.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No one in America knew that they played cricket, but
now everyone's very, very excited about it.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And there's absolutely nothing to see. There's no form from
Pakistan at all for anyone to worry about.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
Previously nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
How dare you, Glaye?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
How dare you rocking here with the world's longest receipt
in CASTI spurgeons on Pakistan?
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Nothing to see? My god, I've been so much trouble. Yeah,
I waned so much trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Gilane will be apologizing to his wife in the next
break as well.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
The Matt and Jerry Show and.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
An absolute treat for all of us, except for those
of us with a sense of smell. Glaye, who spent
the night in the A C C studio, joined us
to the studio.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Hey, hey, I lay down a little bit. Ruder found
me in the middle of the four you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
He put me to bed, so hang on.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So Ruder came in last night and found you on
the floor in the office out here, okay, and then
gave you a hand.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It was on my couch right your your couch is
in you.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
When I saw you this morning when I came in
to try and steal a white claw from the fridge,
just sort of get me through the day.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You were, you had you had the most worried. You
were asleep, but you had your hand over your face
with the most worried expression. I think you were thinking
about that credit card bill in your sleep.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
That was the mixture of the credit card bill and
the message I'd got my wife.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Were you supposed we're supposed to go home last night?
Speaker 13 (25:53):
Normally I go home.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, I think you're generally supposed to go home anyway.
It's not all about you, Mesh Meshi or you are
g lane. Oh, sport, It's about sport. Oh, we are
going to give to sport. Now, we're going to get
our sport. It's a big Saturday.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Holy moly, tonight we've got the Chiefs tonight. But tomorrow
black Caps eleven thirty. Yes, their first game of the
T twenty cricket will come.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Should we go through? Should we no sleep till black
Caps go again? Are you looking at the same around
that I'm looking at? If this goes another twenty.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
Four hours, Yeah, I've no sleep till this breakfas shure, So.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No healthy sleep. So you were unconscious for a while.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Chiefs and reads Tonight Maconie and iron iHeartRadio and Skysport.
Tomorrow eleven thirty black Caps versus Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's you, me and Lee Baker, I believe correct.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
And then the afternoon we have was it Hurricanes versus Rebels?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (26:51):
Then we have seven o'clock we have the Blues, but
then also the Warriors.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, that's right, So that the Blues Fijian drew at seven,
and that's up at the same time the Warrior is
playing the Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I'm sad about four. I reckon, I'm going to do
the Hurricanes and I'm passing it.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You're not going to start for the Brumbies Highlanders at
nine thirty five pm tomorrow. Nope, Nope, nope. Is there
any other sport happening? Girl, We're gonna really signal.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
Look, I can give you like a t AB hunch,
but I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
You don't have one, So you don't have a TV hunch.
I don't have one. I don't have one. But you can, well,
you can blow two thousand, seven hundred and fifty bucks
at enormous tamps.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Last night, yes seventeen, the Gronies like.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think you need to. I think you need to.
I think you need to roll it all time. And
when some of their back, Yes, that's whatever you've got
in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Put it on something. Well I put it on the Warriors.
They're playing two ten against. Just put it on the
head on the Warriors.
Speaker 13 (27:48):
Well I did put it on Pakistan this morning.
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Oh yeah, right, but then you them never were they
flying drones around there.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Never play with your never bet with your heart when
it comes to Pokistan. All right, anyway, g Lane, you.
Speaker 13 (28:04):
See him, I'm really busy.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You seem like you could pass away at any point,
So we're going to let let you go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right, coming up all right there next twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hang congratulations on winning Best Sports Podcast for the Agenda.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Eighth Toda are we on the air of these MIC's on?
We've been off where we're not? None of us is
going to yet and.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
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There you go. I'm looking forward to that.
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It was such a monumental time last year are doing this.
In fact we died. He Woul joined us on the
stage and it affected me so much I wrote about
it in my book.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I wrote about in my book in the last chapter
it talks about that that day and the day and
Lou because it's quite full on the stats around bell
cancer in New Zealand. And you know, I just got
to get the message out there that if you if
you notice, I guess I do the song. If you
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Speaker 6 (30:01):
All right, The Mate and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's eight thirty one and this is your radio headache
news headlines with Ruder. But I'll do that again. Go
for it, mate, big night at the Radio Awards last night.
Huge we won this podcast, got it? Yeah, So here
we go because people are listening to this podcast. We've
got to get right, don't we know? Now now that
red wine actually we don't. We can sit on laurels
now we've one, so people were happy with us. Crap.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
And then also if you think about it, then since
there's a podcast and we can edit it, we can
actually take that stuff out and take that out.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
So if you if you do it again, then they
don't know. All right, where you go? All right? Is
that why we don't want to bespreadfat show? But when
podcast because we're fixing it. Yes, we're ordering it. I
feel like the awards, just get shipped out. Yeah, all right,
it's eight thirty one and this is your radio Hodeche
news headlines with ruder ACC head G Lane made an
absolute disgrace of himself last night. Hang on, hang on,
(30:56):
that's not news. He's had to apologize to his wife.
He arrived back at the ACC studios at two am
in the morning, slipped on the couch at work through
myself and Joe Jury under the bus, saying those guys
also sleep at work. It's a long headline, and spent
two and a half thousand dollars on his credit card
on a butter brudiyo, are you soldy? Because you were
(31:18):
sleeping on the couch in the A SEC studio and
he kicked you off as the head of the ACC
and then you had to sleep in studio B over
there on the hard, cold floor. He told me at
two am in the morning, after I'd had ninety minutes sleep,
I'm here to party. And then he proceeded to collapse
on the floor outside the kitchen. How I thought I
was going to have to call an ambulance.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Well, that's how he parties. He parties by collapsing on
the floor. An investigation has found what am I doing
reading the headlines and where als are coming off? That's
you and I see that's the news headlines with RUDA.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
An investigation has found many vape retailers are flouting new restrictions.
Good on them. The study involved a mystery shopper who
was twenty years old entering stores that sold vaping products
and found only half asked for ID when he purchases made.
Do you know what you call a mystery shopper like that?
There's a word for it. Nak.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
Yeah, you are a nark.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That mystery shopper who was twenty years old entering stores
that sold vapes nack knack knack.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
So is it the legal law to if you look
under the age of twenty five you have to have
the eye eagy, because you can buy a vape at
the age of twenty So why maybe they were just
extra confident that this person was, you know, over the
age of eighteen.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
And then I don't know how what's the vaping age?
It is eighteen, right, Yeah, a twenty year old going
in they're buying vape. No crime, no crime has been committed.
Someone's not asking the questions. Anya doesn't matter nor and
it just gets stitches and a monu mental Cricketing drama
has unfolded in Dallas, Texas, between the United States and
Pakistan at the T twenty Cricket World Cup. The USA
(32:48):
posted eighteen for one in the souper over Pakistan, bowling
eight wides. During said super over, Pakistan replied with thirteen
for one, which earned the hosts a historic victory. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I mean that is phenomenal. I'm trying to think what
the equivalent that would be. It would be like maybe the.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
All Blacks losing to Georgia even less than Germania Romania.
The All Blacks would, wouldn't it. Yeah, we like the
All Blacks losing to the USA. That's a good one. Yeah,
very What made you think of that?
Speaker 6 (33:19):
I don't know where that came the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
The Cricket T twenty World Cup has take place in
the USA and the West Indies. There's twenty teams over
there and one of the last to kick off their
campaign is New Zealand. But the black Caps have their
first game tomorrow morning against Afghanistan and anyone can watch it.
Sky Open has free to air life coverage from eleven
am and joining us from Georgetown black Caps fastballer one
of the fastest in the world is the fucker Marner
(33:44):
Express lockey Ferguson, How is it going over there?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's four pm at night, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
No, going get over here. I'm certainly keen to get underway.
I've just been watching cricket mostly, but yeah, good to
be back with the always and excited for tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Speaking of watching cricket, did you guys watch the USA
Pakistan game?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
I couldn't turn it off. I like watching it at
lunch and then yeah, and I went back to the
room and watched it. It was crazy, super over like that,
and none of the great expecting Corey to come out
and win the game.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
But I know we were sitting here just going Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey,
Coreys and they could have done when I'm swinging the
bat out there. But you know, anytime you have extras
and a super over your you're in trouble. Hey yeah,
so are you still rocking the sixty nine shirt for
this World Cup?
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's still running the sixty nine, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, it's nice. Nice to have that.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
One lucky number. Lucky number isn't very.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Lucky number lucky for some if gonna stand can be
a tricky on some wickets. Lock, are you what's what's
the surface looking like over there? For you guys?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Geez, you're guys guessing? Was good at this nine? Really?
I think in the day I talked to seeing the
local lad and they said, during the day it turns,
but a the jew factor sort of comes in and
it sort of a pretty decent wicket, so hopefully it
sort of leans on that side for us. But having
said that, we've got gun spinners too, so it should
(35:11):
be a good game.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, And how are you going? How are you moving
through the wicket?
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, good?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I had obviously a big stint of the I p
L and a late push, but then I had a
week off when I saw the wife in Poland with
shoes with the men's black sticks, and then I came
here and then had plenty of days to get into it,
and then yeah I had to go on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh how good?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
So have you seen any of the setup in the
in the States for the Games?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Have I seen any what?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Have you seen any of the setup that's over there
in the in the United States for the games.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, you mean the grounds and things. Yeah, I played
in the Major League last year.
Speaker 14 (35:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, that Dallas look at they actually did a really
good job there. I was what they've surprised. So I
don't know that New York that wick out. I think
there's been some low scools there that. Now Dallas is good.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, the New York one they've pulled out of nowhere.
They've just grabbed a bunch of Formula one seats. They've
put them up thirty four thousand person stadium. They've bought
wake it up from Miami. It's quite amazing what they've done. Then.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Yeah, it's epic. I must say I'm a bit jealous
of that pool being there and going to Yankee Stadium.
Liked that you take a going us.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, fantastic. Well you guys, one thirty tomorrow. Anyone can
watch it from on skysport. Omen all the on skysport.
Open all the best, Lucky Ferguson. We're rooting for you
back here in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Go well, cheers, guys, appreciate the support. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh he's a good man, isn't he. Up?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Nick, Sure we have a chat to Joey Wheeler really
really going.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Through them, aren't we? Yeah, joe wheel it's about the
Super Rugby this weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Has anyone checked it on je Lane since we had
that conversation about that two and a half thousand dollar
bar but he wrecked up on his boss's credit card
last night?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, we can let you ferguson. Notice it was a
bit dusty and I lost my way halfway through that interview.
You're doing the right thing. Where was the Sport message?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I was having a look at the questions that I
prep for this interview and I was thinking I can't
get these.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Out, so I'm not going to ask them anyway. I'll
trip into the Joey. Yeah. Should we double team Joey? Sorry? Mate?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
The Matte and Jerry Show I meet and Jerry Show
without Jerry this week, so it's just Meshi and Matt.
Speaker 14 (37:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
The Super Rugby Pacific quarter Finals are kicking off tonight
in Hamilton with the Chiefs taking on the Reds seven
o five and talk through all the games. We've got
former Crusader Highlander Tasmond Markwell and now rugby commentator for
Sky Sport.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Please welcome to the Matt and Jerry Show, Joey Wheeler
a bit dusty, so you're gonna have to help us home.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Nothing better than radio when you're a little bit dusty.
View lads, I just jumped me, car, it's just jumping in.
You mentioned that you would both like to double team me.
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well no, actually, see that's it, And I can see
how you've misunder sod that that's a technical radio term,
the double teaming.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's around Mashi asking some questions as well as me.
So I've done you now, Mashi have ago you'd be
very careful.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
But I was just thinking you and Laura McGoldrick in
the past of double teamed a few people.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I've seen that after the game.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
So you know, you know how this works just as
well as the next man. All right, super rugby over
the weekend, tell us who's winning the games? You've got
three minutes go good stuff.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Look, I do love you, but yeah, double teaming especially,
that might be a step too far. Look Chief read
tonight if stadium, Why I just think I'm looking at
this chief side. They are stacked to the absolute gunnals
of Stevenson. No night to tudo and in morning Nadawah.
I just think I've been a bit of a sleeping
(38:59):
joant heading into the finals, and I think if they're
ever going to click, it's in this this run home.
So I think they'll be too good tonight. Paying a
dollar twenty so not great money, but finals footy, how good.
Bring the Friday food lads, a couple of a couple
of beers and get her around that Saturday.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
We'll be doing that very soon.
Speaker 10 (39:18):
I'm on this game. The Hurricanes Rebels. The Hurracans are absolute.
They're going to pounce the Rebels. They're just going to
deduce them and are absolute rubble. They're getting kicked out
of the competition for a reason. I don't know how
to spell in here, but the Canes they look too
(39:40):
good fellas. After that, the Blues against the drawer. We
know the drawer. When they're away from home they are
no good. So the Blues will just roll over top
of the Feejan and then the one, the big one
lads over in Canberra, Brumbies verse the hond Us. Now
this if you're ever going to have a tipple, this
is my game and at the moment are paying four
(40:03):
dollars sixty back in twenty sixteen, we had a quarter
final over there, lads and we went against bull odds
over to Canberra and got the job done. And I
think this team they've rested last week, a few of
their key players. I reckon they're sensing that they could
upset the apple cart here. So I would slam what
you've gone that so that you can enjoy your weekend
(40:25):
even more so. Four dollars sixty, get on it, get around.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
It, sell your house, put it.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
There's a couple of peas that have been pistering me.
Not you blokes this morning, but Aden Mosgill the TFB builders,
Mitchell Scott, a former teammate of mine on the building site.
He has been an absolute piece, just bombarding me with
texas wanting to shout out so and I'm sure he'd
be up for a double team with you.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Good to know. That's good to know someone's keeam going
after you knocked us back.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
Yeah, well you just invite me.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I'll right in the corner, all right, AKA, Gary, will
see you soon.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
All right, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
You can watch every match of this week in Super
Rugby Pacific Quarterfinals live on Skysport and stream on Skysport
now sky Open will also have free to air delayed
coverage of the Blues versus Fuji and Drew from eight
thirty pm Saturday. The ACC is also covering all the
games as well. It's going to be a huge weekend. Meshy,
we got through our Friday show. We've done, but I
(41:24):
think we need to end with just a sniff of
self sourcing. Okay, sure, listen, self sourcing, self sourcing. We've
got Graham Norton on the Daily Bespoke podcast today.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
We do indeed. Yeah, so've we played a few of
the highlights earlier in the show, but we've got the
full chat with the great Graham Norton and you find
that wherever you find your podcast. It was a fantastic chat.
What a lovely, funny, brilliant man.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Graham Norton was and it was such an honor to
chat to the man.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Also, we won the Best Podcast at the Bloody Radio
and Podcast Awards last night.
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Oh look at USh in My book's the number one
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
G Good Morning, New Zealand. It's the seventh of June
twenty twenty four. If you're listening to this as a podcast,
you're listening to the best podcast in the country. According
to the OH Radio and Podcast Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last night, Matt and Jerry Show won big.
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We did for the podcast of course, the best podcast
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Taking out some big names. We took out Hosking, we did.
We took out Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey. Yeah we did.
We took out someone else in the category.
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Speaker 2 (01:00):
God are we doing this today?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, we're doing this today, g Lane, We're talking about
the sport. We've got Lackey ferguson The Fucker Man are
Express live from the West Indies as the Black Caps
get ready for their first T twenty World Cup game
tomorrow morning. We've also got Joey Wheeler The Great New
Zealand from Sky Sports commentary Hit of the Super Rugby
this weekends Huge show. But up next we go live
(01:26):
the Boulders mcgoals live from Dallas to talk World Cup
T twenty. Big show, You show, The Matt and Jerry Show,
and we go live to Dallas for the World T
twenty that's taking place in the USA and the West Indies.
(01:48):
There are twenty teams there and one of the last
to kick off their campaigns New Zealand. But the black
Caps have their first game tomorrow morning against Afghanistan and
we go live to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Good morning, Laura mcgoldray.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Good afternoon, good morning, good evening. How are you. And
I'm so pleased to hear, Maddie that you made it
to work today. I know it was the Radio Awards
last night, Mash you too.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You boys are right in there, but glassy eyed sunglasses
on the studio, Lezza. But you've definitely seen me worse.
It's definitely seen me worse. And radio studios in the
past when it was the Matt, Jerry and Laura Show.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh yeah, I'll always love you though your best you're worse,
I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
However, Hey, Leza, what's the buzz like over there of
the Americans? Getting behind the tournament.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I see what the Americans are getting, absolutely behind the tournament.
We are here at Grand Prairie Stadium, which is just
beside a race course, and yet to see a horse.
It's too hot forty something that feels like about forty
five degrees. She's humored Pakistani being put under the pump
by Team USA, which features very own Corey Anderson, so
it feels that weird to be seeing him in the
American colors. He knows all the words to the national
(02:57):
anthem as well, which I found a bit Everyone's is
y'all and with real conviction here y'all, and we get
on with it. But no, there is actually quite nice
buzz around Dallas, which is where I've been stationed. I
moved to Miami, where apparently you can be anything you
want to be when you go there, but apparently this
cricket there too, And then we go to the West
Indies for the back end of the tournament, so there
(03:17):
is there is a nice little buzz around. There's lots
of Kiwi's, plenty of fans from all the different the
different places, like the Nepalese team fans were extraordinary. They
filled out this entire stadium in Texas. Now, who would
have thought in the pool that you would be loving
the cricket filled up the stadium, people sold their cars,
flew from Australia because Nepal hadn't featured in a World
Cup in ten years and they were so into it.
(03:38):
And a million people sat in the in Kampmandu and
watched on a big screen. Wow, it's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, that's so freaking cool. Okay, So how come Corey Corey, Corey, Corey,
Corey Courty Anderson can play for the US.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Because he married Mary. Mary married a lovely American girl
and really they are raising their children over here. So
he's now. Look whether it was strategic or love, I'm
pretty sure it was love. That means he and so
he's yes, he's a fully fledged American.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now that's so good. And he's betting and bowling, betting and.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Bowling in the first game. So the opening match was
usav Canada and quite the rivalry and big old Golden arm,
crazy cause bowl. And much like he did for when
he played for New Zealand. I don't know if you
guys remember, but he had a bit of a knack
of coming on and just taking away he did the
exact thing here for America. I was like, well, that
might be nicest tournament for New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
But however.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's been, It's been pretty it' seemed pretty exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And who are beloved Black Caps play their first game?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So that's tomorrow or I don't know what the time
difference here and there is. I don't know where I
am or what day it is. All I know is
they play in Guyana. We're playing Afghanistan. Guyana is a
wicket that can do a bit, can move around, which
is where Afghanistan become a bit more of a tricky opponent.
People might think Afghanistan, we should beat them, Yeah we should,
but they have got some unbelievable good spin bowlers and
(05:01):
so how New Zealand deal with that will be interesting.
What New Zealand did with the makeup of this side
will be interesting. They are officially the last team to
start this little cup.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, so fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I keep telling everyone, don't you worry the Black cass
the just you just find them in a final. Let's
pop up in a final.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They will just pop up.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, they will expect it, love a pop up.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, pop up and wins the next Cricket World Cup
is that like three months away?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Six months away?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So actually the Women's Tea twenty World Cup is in
Bangladesh at the end of the year, so you're not
wrong many I knew that a few months away. And
then we've got the Champions Trophy and do you move
the Champions trophy. They're bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
They're bringing it back, the Champions Trophy. Hang on a minute,
we won the Champions Trophy, didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We at one point pretty sure? I'm pretty sure we
did in Kenya Christians at the winning run.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right, it didous trophy was ever won. I'm
very jealous.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And the pop up stadium in New York as well.
Have you heard much about that?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So wild.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
So there's been a bit of a chat around the
pitch because it's spicy, it's just doing. It's doing a lot,
and need the big match out between India and Pakistan
is happening at that stadium. I say some fantacs that
I say, I don't know why I know this, and
it's but interesting. So that's because of when they took
over the lease, so they've had three months to put
that stadium together properly. Because when they took over the lease,
they were only allowed X amount of days.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
They had to.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Grow the grass for the outfield in different parts of America.
They had to bring the pitch from Miami. They've got
it's all been brought in. All of the seating that
you see on that ground is all from the F one,
from the Miami F one that they've all had to
bring in. Thirty seven thousand people.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
It holds.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
They have built the stadium in three months. It's pretty extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
How good, yea, how good are those stats for you?
Day after Radio Awards early.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Les you are holding the show together, said you got
some time.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
If you boys want to play like I got you,
definitely got you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You've saved You've saved us this morning, Lassie again.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And they call me tomorrow because I'm going line dancing
tonight at the Ladies. I don't know what it means, right.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I was gonna say that's a song. Never mind anyway,
So good to talk to you, Lasa. You're the best
of us and you've saved us this morning. That was
like a resuscitation. And yeah, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You guys be safe out there. Have some water. All right,
I'm here whenever you need.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We'll be punishing you throughout the tournament. Love you, love you,
bye bye. Oh that's a pleasant, a gold back breath
of FRESHIEA.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
She is live from the United States, and of course
you can watch tomorrow's black Caps game on sky Sport
one and stream it on Skysport now from eleven am.
More there's some news you can use New Zealand Sky Open.
We'll have a fruity ear live coverage from eleven am.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Do what I say just makes sense? I was honest, No,
I'm just saying it is not it is noting out.
When you get Laura Beck on the.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Matt and Jerry Show, that's Bowie already.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I heard ache.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's no nineteen minutes past six. She's having a look
at the text machine here, Mattie. A lot of people
wondering exactly how dusty we slash you are today.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Quite I think it's the answer to the question.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, quite quite quite, I mean we you know, it's
one of the weirdest things because you know, radio is
a you know, breakfast radio celebrated in radio. Yes, it's
considered the glamoured gig, breakfast radio. More people are listening
to radio and breakfast Time than any other. Yet the
radio wars is always a massive pers up on a
Thursday night. It's a massive pers up on a Thursday night,
(08:33):
and it just feels like entrapment for the breakfast shows.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't quite understand what to do from other breakfaw
shows around the country on this morning. No, I mean
I feel like we might be the only ones three
for three if you've tuned into another radio station.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Can we still here? Actually that would be really interesting.
What we should do is we should fire up iHeartRadio
and see what other breakfast shows are sounding like this morning. Yeah,
we can do that. This sounds like a fun note.
Should we do that next? Let's see? Okay what Fletch,
Vaughn and Hayley is sounding like. They wouldn't have pushed
the boat out very far? They would they know. They're
quite a professional operation over there.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Johnovan ben at the hats. I saw them on the
D floor later on. Yeah, it'd be interesting to see
how they're coming through.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Hosking was is he on this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And No?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Hosking failed to turn up to the awards. He wasn't
there last night? Was it? He sort of turned up.
It was on a screen and he sort of insulted
everyone for a while and then he disappeared. Flurry of booze. Yeah,
even from his own team. Who else. I'm just trying
to think around there. I know, I know our friends
at the Rumble they've got the morning off.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I have the morning off, the morning Off. Is that
why Bryce was so heavy on the steam last night?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeap, Yeah, they had a hall passed today, so yeah, no,
we should have looked around and see if anyone's doing
a bit of show, than.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Let's do that the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
So last night was the Radio and Podcast Awards. If
you're listening to this right now, then you're listening to
the best podcast in the country.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, the Radio Podcast Awards.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But it an interesting thing, as I was saying before,
the Radio and Podcast Awards are always held on a
Thursday night, when they know that breakfast radio shows have
to get up at five am and come in.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Here and do this shows.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh man, and so we're Dusty, we thought before, hang on,
are we the only radio show in the country on
this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah? Because I know that the radio stations and the
competing company, they all got the day off, but here
so listen.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We checking on John and Ben and see and see
how they're going over at the Hurts.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Let's have a listen to John and Ben show this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
And as Dasha Austin in the sixth a five Friday morning,
thanks so much for hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's a bit of a struggle this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
The few of the team were on Struggles Street. There
was the Radio and Podcast Awards last night on a Thursday.
What monster puts it on a Thursday, particularly when we
have to get up early.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We're all on Dusty all across and we're all complaining
about the radio wards having to be on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Let's see what's happening over with Fletch, Lawd and Haley
is in in.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, God, this's tuning them.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Thanks you, Brandon, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch,
Morne and Hailey and people will be sadly disappointed if
they were expecting a hungover show from us today, but
we are broadcasting professionals. There was a an industry ceremony
last night, a night out. Yeah, but we're all very responsible.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was home at ten thirty polocks.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh well, that is an absolute lie. From Fletch. That
is a ball face lie. He was cutting tracks on
the dance floor aut twelve forty five. I can I
can prove, Ah, if you're expecting to go hang up
a show, you're going to be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's a very responsible that's that. Come on, come on,
come on to it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
The things I saw him doing on a dance law, Yeah,
would ratile eve in your bones, mady.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And that's saying something. The honesty. That's why people don't
trust mainstream media anymore. That's what. That's what.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's why mainstream media is at all time Lowe on
the trust with you with Flesh comes on and says
he's not hungover when he was cutting a track on
the dance floor to our forty five last night, Matt
he Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show and now for
your alreadio heard aching news headlines with Ruder.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Wellington mayor Tory Fano has claimed she's been diagnosed with
ADHD and significant traits of autism. Yeah right, okay, then
what else have you got? Accidentally rolled? The r and
Tory as well. Interesting. A search and rescue operation is
underway on the Greek island of See me after the
disappearance of Michael Moseley. He's a TV doctor that's made
(12:34):
a number of films about diet and exercise. We've had
him on the show That's oh really, he's a fantastic guy,
Michael Worsley the BBC presented Now. He was the guy
that first popularized, you know, intimate a fasting, the five
two diet and so oh yes, that's right, really interesting guy.
I've read a couple of his books, so I've just
been looking into it actually, and there's no real information.
(12:56):
His wife is just reported and missing. I don't know
what missing means in a Greek island and it's an
accident or he's just gone missing on the water. I
don't know. I don't know. But he's a very very
lovely man. So that makes me quite sad. I feel
like at some point that's going to be a true
crime podcast. And Premier League Football will continue to be
officiated by var next season after clubs voted to stick
(13:18):
with the technology. Last month, Wolverhampton submitted a proposal to
scrap the concept due to the number of incorrect decisions
they faced during the most recent campaign. What do you
think about that? Mashi you're a big Premier League fan,
Like I don't really think it was always going to stay.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I think Wolverhampton just wanted to let people know that
it's really frustrating that the game of football, like many
other sports now are just being officiated by people in
the room rather than the person on the pitch. And
I don't know what the Premier League are going to
do about it, but I think it's the right thing.
You got to keep video assistant referee of those that
causes tipny problems.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, I'm I'm anty all video assistants have been. I
just think you just you don't really I just hate
that you don't get the moment. I think the moment
is the most important thing in sport, and now we
just don't get the moment.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You know, when a goal is scored, a try is scored,
it's just the start of the celebration.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I was going to say, imagine if you were in
a Cricket World Cup final and a third umpire was
able to go actually, you guys need to do this,
And then I remember twenty nineteen and there was a
third umpire that didn't do that and we would have
won that final. That's when you feel.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's when you feel most aggrieved when they've got it
and they still get it wrong.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
The Matt Perry Show, big night.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Last night for the radio industry, and we're a bit dusty.
In fact, I just went into the ACC studio over
there to try and just try, and I was looking
for a rescue, bit of a rescue.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
You were quick to hit in there, hopefully scout out
some kind of beverage risk.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Rescue here of the dog type situation. But then I
found a sleeping dog lying on the couch and there
what an extra sleeping dog or no.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Sleeping accre g lane. He's in the couch, he's sleeping
on the studio.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh god, yeah, does that mean he's still It'll be
interesting to see if he's still on for his eight
o'clock sports.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Chat on the Met and Jerry Show. Because huge week
into sport.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We've got the black Caps playing Afghanistan, the Warriors playing
the Cowboy. That's right, we've got caught a final Super Rugby.
Oh yeah, so we're gonna have to throw a bucket
of water over him before eight o'clock, I think.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
So he's going to probably join us in the studio
today for a change. Oh god, he's going to be
looking grim men.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I saw him about three four hours ago.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, and he wasn't in a good way right. We
might need to hose him down as well. He looks
like he looked like any smelt like he smells.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
We were saying before.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
If you want to see messages support through to the
met injury brief for show this morning, we'd love to
hear them on the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What have we got here? Mes?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
She just walking the dog here and the christ zero
degrees one bonus that since easy to find, the dog
to steam your way and the frosty grass. Congratulations on
the ward last night, But to be honest, there wasn't competition,
(16:12):
was there? But the hostco man the people wouldn't as
much competition with John anyway, Love you babes.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's an interesting thing I forgot about the steaming dog
turd situation when I still walk my dog down underneathen
and that the two comes out steaming.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You're right, North Islanders don't have that luxury. But identify
a small cloud of steam.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, it's so handy if it's on a burm and
you need to pick it up and you know sometimes
you can lose it, especially in you know, amongst leaves
and just that steam is so handy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So thank you for that information. If anyone else has
got anything they want to share with the class, then
just to jump on that microphone icon on your iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But we love to hear from.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
You the Mat and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You're listening to the Man and Jerry Show without jury
this week.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, Mandy, you don't have to shove a whole bunch
of snacker ching.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
He's did you go before we go to year? I
actually do me. I actually do need to eat sour
Kareem and tribe. If you are just joining us for
the first time this morning.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Last night we had the New Zealand radio and podcast
towards It was a big night for both of us.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So we're just poked up.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
In the studio right now, currently watching the Pakistan USA game,
which is a bit of.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's amazing, so weird we're watching Usa. He played Pakistan
USA cricket team and they're actually doing okay, it's sort
of slipping away from them now, but Corey Anderson is
playing for New Zealand. I mean for you know, cores
and Anderson, who was in the Black Caps a superstar
in twenty fifteen, is playing for Team USA and they
need thirty five from twenty six to Team USA to
(17:41):
beat Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You'd have to say they're in with a bitter shout
than not here.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
You'd think, yeah, so they've got so the one hundred
and twenty five for three, Corey Anderson beats at five
or six I believe. So he's not out there yet,
but you'd want to get Krey Anderson out there if
you are USA, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Who's the USA? God?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'm just this is the first time we were just
both talking about the fact is really we're just seeing
even USA written in the bottom left.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
When it comes to the uniforms, yeah, I don't know
any of these guys in the USA teams.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Do they have a domestic competition in the States? Look,
I no, absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But the Cricket World Cup is in the USA and
the West Indies and this game has been played in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It looks like a pretty big crowd there sold out.
So give him a taste of key with Corey Anderson.
Corey Corey, Corey, Corey Corey Coriander's here, bats and balls,
he bats and bulls. Now.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I do have to say that us being hungover as
kind of overshadowed the fact that we've got a really
big show today and.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
On the show we've got Joey Wheeler. I believe in
at some point you've got Joey Wheeler. Man are express?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Have you just got Lackie ferguson live from the Cricket
World Cup over there live from Georgetown?
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
How good?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And hopefully if we can resuscitate g Lane, who's currently
unconscious in the ACC studio, we'll have him on to
talk sports because it's a huge Super Sports Saturday. We
got Bloody the black Cats playing, We've got Warriors playing,
We've got quarter a final a Super Rugby this weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
So anyway, Grabb Norton, Nutnickts on The Mettenjerry Show, All right,
let's go grab a biro. Yeah, it's Ma Cherry, It's Matt.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Jerry, The Breadfast Show, Mat Jerry, It's Man Jerry up
Breakfast Show.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
The Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
When I want to hear my favorite couple, Matt and
Jerry come to me, Heath and Wells for breakfast pornacky.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
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Speaker 1 (20:02):
Podcast Awards last night. And we're a little bit dusty
on the back of that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But nothing on G Lane.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, G Lane our sports reporter who's going to be
doing a live appearance in the show.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Why is he live today?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Because he slept in the a SEC studio last night,
so normally he doesn't on the phone, but he's heroically
not gone home last night.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
No, he's just so he can do the just do
the show in here this morning, he parked up on
the couch there.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I think from what I understand, he actually kicked out
producer Ruda out of there about toy in this morning,
he found his way back to the cute office, and
I understand from what I'm hearing that he's working up
with a rather large receipt wrapped around his credit card.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, terrifying receeat wrap around his credit card.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We'll look into that next also on the show, in
this our lucky ferguson the Fucking Matter Express live from
the West Indies as the black Caps get ready for
their first T twenty World Cup game tomorrow morning. And
just before nine, the great New Zealander Joey Wheeler Sky
Sports commentator hit of the Super Rugby quarterfinals.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Kicking off tonight.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Jerry Show.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And that's our very great pleasure to welcome to the
studio very special live appearance by G Lane.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
What brings you into the studio?
Speaker 12 (21:12):
Well, I was asleep in the next studio. Actually normally
I come by a phone. This morning, I am live.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh, we appreciate you breaking the extra effort of sleeping
face down in the ACC studio so you'd be here in.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Person this morning. So you woke up and I don't
know how much of this you want to talk about,
but when you woke up this morning, you're on your
back in the ACC studio and you had a credit
card on your chest and it had a huge receipt
right around it.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
This receipt is.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Very long if you are just joining us for the
first time. Today, we had the New Zealand Radio podcast
towards last night and G Lane has managed to turn
a massive one into a massive loss.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, so let's have a work.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
Let's that's what we do, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah? Yeah, we got.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Eleven glasses of Bird's Eye Hazy, fourteen glasses of Big Fizz, thirteen.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
The Gronies thirteen the Gronies Drinks, thirteen the Gronies.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
You mate two and a half thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And that that you didn't fire that up till about
eleven o'clock. You didn't even start that that when does
that tab start?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
We paid it at one thirty.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You paid at one thirty. So that was between eleven
and about one thirty, over two and a half thousands
of dollars of really specialized drinks. I mean, how many
expresso martinis as are on there? You find it's a
lot thirteen shots. There's thirteen shots of I think there's
twenty twenty one shots of vodka sex. So Martin just
(22:43):
se oh that's conservative, just six twenty one shots of vodka.
J LA.
Speaker 13 (22:49):
I wasn't responsible for that.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Do you know what?
Speaker 13 (22:52):
At the top of it, it says, Jason, Oh, it's
not my.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well that's not it's not your boss. Jason picked up
the mess. This is what I've done, not Jason Jason
Reeves from.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Yeah, it could be Jason Reef, and I knew he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right, you, Okay, so you're a sports reporter, you're
a sports update. But when we'll start the sports update
with this here? Uh not that we won't start with that.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Coriandersen, he bats and balls, He bas and balls, Carey
Cory Corianderson.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Cory Anderson. Now a place for the United States of
America and the USA have just pulled off an unbelievable victory.
They have beaten Pakistan, one of the absolute big dogs
of world cricket.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Who even knew that the USA played cricket and they've
beaten Pakistan. It was one hundred and fifty nine. It
was one hundred and sixty to win. The USA needed
they they got one hundred and fifty nine. So we
went into a super over. In the super over, the
Pakistani bowler eight extras, eight extra super sea here nothing
over went for nineteen and still see and then and
(24:11):
then the Americans won by seven nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
So that is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's going to light that freaking tournament on fire over
there in Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
No one knows how the game's played.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No one in America knew that they played cricket, but
now everyone's very, very excited about it.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And there's absolutely nothing to see. There's no form from
Pakistan at all for anyone to worry about.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
Previously nothing to see.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
How dare you, Glaye?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
How dare you rocking here with the world's longest receipt
in CASTI spurgeons on Pakistan?
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Nothing to see? My god, I've been so much trouble. Yeah,
I waned so much trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Gilane will be apologizing to his wife in the next
break as well.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
The Matt and Jerry Show and.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
An absolute treat for all of us, except for those
of us with a sense of smell. Glaye, who spent
the night in the A C C studio, joined us
to the studio.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Hey, hey, I lay down a little bit. Ruder found
me in the middle of the four you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
He put me to bed, so hang on.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So Ruder came in last night and found you on
the floor in the office out here, okay, and then
gave you a hand.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It was on my couch right your your couch is
in you.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
When I saw you this morning when I came in
to try and steal a white claw from the fridge,
just sort of get me through the day.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You were, you had you had the most worried. You
were asleep, but you had your hand over your face
with the most worried expression. I think you were thinking
about that credit card bill in your sleep.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
That was the mixture of the credit card bill and
the message I'd got my wife.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Were you supposed we're supposed to go home last night?
Speaker 13 (25:53):
Normally I go home.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, I think you're generally supposed to go home anyway.
It's not all about you, Mesh Meshi or you are
g lane. Oh, sport, It's about sport. Oh, we are
going to give to sport. Now, we're going to get
our sport. It's a big Saturday.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
Holy moly, tonight we've got the Chiefs tonight. But tomorrow
black Caps eleven thirty. Yes, their first game of the
T twenty cricket will come.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Should we go through? Should we no sleep till black
Caps go again? Are you looking at the same around
that I'm looking at? If this goes another twenty.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
Four hours, Yeah, I've no sleep till this breakfas shure, So.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No healthy sleep. So you were unconscious for a while.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Chiefs and reads Tonight Maconie and iron iHeartRadio and Skysport.
Tomorrow eleven thirty black Caps versus Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's you, me and Lee Baker, I believe correct.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
And then the afternoon we have was it Hurricanes versus Rebels?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (26:51):
Then we have seven o'clock we have the Blues, but
then also the Warriors.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, that's right, So that the Blues Fijian drew at seven,
and that's up at the same time the Warrior is
playing the Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I'm sad about four. I reckon, I'm going to do
the Hurricanes and I'm passing it.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You're not going to start for the Brumbies Highlanders at
nine thirty five pm tomorrow. Nope, Nope, nope. Is there
any other sport happening? Girl, We're gonna really signal.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
Look, I can give you like a t AB hunch,
but I don't have one.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
You don't have one, So you don't have a TV hunch.
I don't have one. I don't have one. But you can, well,
you can blow two thousand, seven hundred and fifty bucks
at enormous tamps.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Last night, yes seventeen, the Gronies like.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think you need to. I think you need to.
I think you need to roll it all time. And
when some of their back, Yes, that's whatever you've got
in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Put it on something. Well I put it on the Warriors.
They're playing two ten against. Just put it on the
head on the Warriors.
Speaker 13 (27:48):
Well I did put it on Pakistan this morning.
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Oh yeah, right, but then you them never were they
flying drones around there.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Never play with your never bet with your heart when
it comes to Pokistan. All right, anyway, g Lane, you.
Speaker 13 (28:04):
See him, I'm really busy.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You seem like you could pass away at any point,
So we're going to let let you go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right, coming up all right there next twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hang congratulations on winning Best Sports Podcast for the Agenda.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Eighth Toda are we on the air of these MIC's on?
We've been off where we're not? None of us is
going to yet and.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Matt and Jerry show.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
June is Bell Cancer Awareness Month Medie and once again
we've teamed up with the Bell Cancer New Zealand and
Cotton Soft peeps to raise a crapload of awareness and
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It was such a monumental time last year are doing this.
In fact we died. He Woul joined us on the
stage and it affected me so much I wrote about
it in my book.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I wrote about in my book in the last chapter
it talks about that that day and the day and
Lou because it's quite full on the stats around bell
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Speaker 6 (30:01):
All right, The Mate and Jerry Show.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's eight thirty one and this is your radio headache
news headlines with Ruder. But I'll do that again. Go
for it, mate, big night at the Radio Awards last night.
Huge we won this podcast, got it? Yeah, So here
we go because people are listening to this podcast. We've
got to get right, don't we know? Now now that
red wine actually we don't. We can sit on laurels
now we've one, so people were happy with us. Crap.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
And then also if you think about it, then since
there's a podcast and we can edit it, we can
actually take that stuff out and take that out.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
So if you if you do it again, then they
don't know. All right, where you go? All right? Is
that why we don't want to bespreadfat show? But when
podcast because we're fixing it. Yes, we're ordering it. I
feel like the awards, just get shipped out. Yeah, all right,
it's eight thirty one and this is your radio Hodeche
news headlines with ruder ACC head G Lane made an
absolute disgrace of himself last night. Hang on, hang on,
(30:56):
that's not news. He's had to apologize to his wife.
He arrived back at the ACC studios at two am
in the morning, slipped on the couch at work through
myself and Joe Jury under the bus, saying those guys
also sleep at work. It's a long headline, and spent
two and a half thousand dollars on his credit card
on a butter brudiyo, are you soldy? Because you were
(31:18):
sleeping on the couch in the A SEC studio and
he kicked you off as the head of the ACC
and then you had to sleep in studio B over
there on the hard, cold floor. He told me at
two am in the morning, after I'd had ninety minutes sleep,
I'm here to party. And then he proceeded to collapse
on the floor outside the kitchen. How I thought I
was going to have to call an ambulance.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Well, that's how he parties. He parties by collapsing on
the floor. An investigation has found what am I doing
reading the headlines and where als are coming off? That's
you and I see that's the news headlines with RUDA.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
An investigation has found many vape retailers are flouting new restrictions.
Good on them. The study involved a mystery shopper who
was twenty years old entering stores that sold vaping products
and found only half asked for ID when he purchases made.
Do you know what you call a mystery shopper like that?
There's a word for it. Nak.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
Yeah, you are a nark.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That mystery shopper who was twenty years old entering stores
that sold vapes nack knack knack.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
So is it the legal law to if you look
under the age of twenty five you have to have
the eye eagy, because you can buy a vape at
the age of twenty So why maybe they were just
extra confident that this person was, you know, over the
age of eighteen.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
And then I don't know how what's the vaping age?
It is eighteen, right, Yeah, a twenty year old going
in they're buying vape. No crime, no crime has been committed.
Someone's not asking the questions. Anya doesn't matter nor and
it just gets stitches and a monu mental Cricketing drama
has unfolded in Dallas, Texas, between the United States and
Pakistan at the T twenty Cricket World Cup. The USA
(32:48):
posted eighteen for one in the souper over Pakistan, bowling
eight wides. During said super over, Pakistan replied with thirteen
for one, which earned the hosts a historic victory. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I mean that is phenomenal. I'm trying to think what
the equivalent that would be. It would be like maybe the.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
All Blacks losing to Georgia even less than Germania Romania.
The All Blacks would, wouldn't it. Yeah, we like the
All Blacks losing to the USA. That's a good one. Yeah,
very What made you think of that?
Speaker 6 (33:19):
I don't know where that came the Matt and Jerry Show.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
The Cricket T twenty World Cup has take place in
the USA and the West Indies. There's twenty teams over
there and one of the last to kick off their
campaign is New Zealand. But the black Caps have their
first game tomorrow morning against Afghanistan and anyone can watch it.
Sky Open has free to air life coverage from eleven
am and joining us from Georgetown black Caps fastballer one
of the fastest in the world is the fucker Marner
(33:44):
Express lockey Ferguson, How is it going over there?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's four pm at night, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
No, going get over here. I'm certainly keen to get underway.
I've just been watching cricket mostly, but yeah, good to
be back with the always and excited for tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Speaking of watching cricket, did you guys watch the USA
Pakistan game?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
I couldn't turn it off. I like watching it at
lunch and then yeah, and I went back to the
room and watched it. It was crazy, super over like that,
and none of the great expecting Corey to come out
and win the game.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
But I know we were sitting here just going Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey,
Coreys and they could have done when I'm swinging the
bat out there. But you know, anytime you have extras
and a super over your you're in trouble. Hey yeah,
so are you still rocking the sixty nine shirt for
this World Cup?
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's still running the sixty nine, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, it's nice. Nice to have that.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
One lucky number. Lucky number isn't very.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Lucky number lucky for some if gonna stand can be
a tricky on some wickets. Lock, are you what's what's
the surface looking like over there? For you guys?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Geez, you're guys guessing? Was good at this nine? Really?
I think in the day I talked to seeing the
local lad and they said, during the day it turns,
but a the jew factor sort of comes in and
it sort of a pretty decent wicket, so hopefully it
sort of leans on that side for us. But having
said that, we've got gun spinners too, so it should
(35:11):
be a good game.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, And how are you going? How are you moving
through the wicket?
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, good?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
I had obviously a big stint of the I p
L and a late push, but then I had a
week off when I saw the wife in Poland with
shoes with the men's black sticks, and then I came
here and then had plenty of days to get into it,
and then yeah I had to go on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh how good?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
So have you seen any of the setup in the
in the States for the Games?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Have I seen any what?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Have you seen any of the setup that's over there
in the in the United States for the games.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, you mean the grounds and things. Yeah, I played
in the Major League last year.
Speaker 14 (35:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, that Dallas look at they actually did a really
good job there. I was what they've surprised. So I
don't know that New York that wick out. I think
there's been some low scools there that. Now Dallas is good.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, the New York one they've pulled out of nowhere.
They've just grabbed a bunch of Formula one seats. They've
put them up thirty four thousand person stadium. They've bought
wake it up from Miami. It's quite amazing what they've done. Then.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Yeah, it's epic. I must say I'm a bit jealous
of that pool being there and going to Yankee Stadium.
Liked that you take a going us.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, fantastic. Well you guys, one thirty tomorrow. Anyone can
watch it from on skysport. Omen all the on skysport.
Open all the best, Lucky Ferguson. We're rooting for you
back here in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Go well, cheers, guys, appreciate the support. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh he's a good man, isn't he. Up?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Nick, Sure we have a chat to Joey Wheeler really
really going.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Through them, aren't we? Yeah, joe wheel it's about the
Super Rugby this weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Has anyone checked it on je Lane since we had
that conversation about that two and a half thousand dollar
bar but he wrecked up on his boss's credit card
last night?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, we can let you ferguson. Notice it was a
bit dusty and I lost my way halfway through that interview.
You're doing the right thing. Where was the Sport message?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I was having a look at the questions that I
prep for this interview and I was thinking I can't
get these.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Out, so I'm not going to ask them anyway. I'll
trip into the Joey. Yeah. Should we double team Joey? Sorry? Mate?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
The Matte and Jerry Show I meet and Jerry Show
without Jerry this week, so it's just Meshi and Matt.
Speaker 14 (37:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
The Super Rugby Pacific quarter Finals are kicking off tonight
in Hamilton with the Chiefs taking on the Reds seven
o five and talk through all the games. We've got
former Crusader Highlander Tasmond Markwell and now rugby commentator for
Sky Sport.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Please welcome to the Matt and Jerry Show, Joey Wheeler
a bit dusty, so you're gonna have to help us home.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Nothing better than radio when you're a little bit dusty.
View lads, I just jumped me, car, it's just jumping in.
You mentioned that you would both like to double team me.
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well no, actually, see that's it, And I can see
how you've misunder sod that that's a technical radio term,
the double teaming.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's around Mashi asking some questions as well as me.
So I've done you now, Mashi have ago you'd be
very careful.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
But I was just thinking you and Laura McGoldrick in
the past of double teamed a few people.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I've seen that after the game.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
So you know, you know how this works just as
well as the next man. All right, super rugby over
the weekend, tell us who's winning the games? You've got
three minutes go good stuff.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Look, I do love you, but yeah, double teaming especially,
that might be a step too far. Look Chief read
tonight if stadium, Why I just think I'm looking at
this chief side. They are stacked to the absolute gunnals
of Stevenson. No night to tudo and in morning Nadawah.
I just think I've been a bit of a sleeping
(38:59):
joant heading into the finals, and I think if they're
ever going to click, it's in this this run home.
So I think they'll be too good tonight. Paying a
dollar twenty so not great money, but finals footy, how good.
Bring the Friday food lads, a couple of a couple
of beers and get her around that Saturday.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
We'll be doing that very soon.
Speaker 10 (39:18):
I'm on this game. The Hurricanes Rebels. The Hurracans are absolute.
They're going to pounce the Rebels. They're just going to
deduce them and are absolute rubble. They're getting kicked out
of the competition for a reason. I don't know how
to spell in here, but the Canes they look too
(39:40):
good fellas. After that, the Blues against the drawer. We
know the drawer. When they're away from home they are
no good. So the Blues will just roll over top
of the Feejan and then the one, the big one
lads over in Canberra, Brumbies verse the hond Us. Now
this if you're ever going to have a tipple, this
is my game and at the moment are paying four
(40:03):
dollars sixty back in twenty sixteen, we had a quarter
final over there, lads and we went against bull odds
over to Canberra and got the job done. And I
think this team they've rested last week, a few of
their key players. I reckon they're sensing that they could
upset the apple cart here. So I would slam what
you've gone that so that you can enjoy your weekend
(40:25):
even more so. Four dollars sixty, get on it, get around.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
It, sell your house, put it.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
There's a couple of peas that have been pistering me.
Not you blokes this morning, but Aden Mosgill the TFB builders,
Mitchell Scott, a former teammate of mine on the building site.
He has been an absolute piece, just bombarding me with
texas wanting to shout out so and I'm sure he'd
be up for a double team with you.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Good to know. That's good to know someone's keeam going
after you knocked us back.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
Yeah, well you just invite me.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I'll right in the corner, all right, AKA, Gary, will
see you soon.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
All right, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
You can watch every match of this week in Super
Rugby Pacific Quarterfinals live on Skysport and stream on Skysport
now sky Open will also have free to air delayed
coverage of the Blues versus Fuji and Drew from eight
thirty pm Saturday. The ACC is also covering all the
games as well. It's going to be a huge weekend. Meshy,
we got through our Friday show. We've done, but I
(41:24):
think we need to end with just a sniff of
self sourcing. Okay, sure, listen, self sourcing, self sourcing. We've
got Graham Norton on the Daily Bespoke podcast today.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
We do indeed. Yeah, so've we played a few of
the highlights earlier in the show, but we've got the
full chat with the great Graham Norton and you find
that wherever you find your podcast. It was a fantastic chat.
What a lovely, funny, brilliant man.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Graham Norton was and it was such an honor to
chat to the man.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Also, we won the Best Podcast at the Bloody Radio
and Podcast Awards last night.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Oh look at USh in My book's the number one
book in the country life.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
It's banishing if you walk past the bookstore. I thoroughly reckon.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio
Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other
Daily Bespoke pod, which you will absolutely love anyway, set
to download, like, subscribe, write, review, all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Mass and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
in this pod, check out the Conclave and Matt and
Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my
(42:29):
book of Life is Punishing by Matt. He's thirteen Ways
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bugger anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed.
Give them my taste a Kiwi from me,
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