June 11, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 4 (01:18):
Welcome belong to the Met and Jerry podcast. Wednesday, the
twelfth of June twenty twenty four. Ruder's in attendance, Mesh's
in attendance. I'm an attendance, and we have a very
very special gift I esteemed measures.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Maddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Lauren is in attendance.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Good morning, Hi morning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
What a great privilege it is to have you on
the show, Lauren. Well, it's not really a show, it's
a podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I know it's good to be here.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I mean, you brought me a coffee this morning in
your bow, and then I said, you want to park
up because we've got a job to do. We've got
to record this podcast, you might as well hang around.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And now in a.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Situation where I can only feel like it's going to
be a bit of a twenty minute expose a on me,
but let's maybe not make about that.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Let's just chat about normal stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I think. Firstly, can I say something? I don't think
you can call Lauren babe on the podcast, right?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I can't call it babe. You brought this coffee for
me in your babe. It's like you can't call this
is a professional environment, man. You can't call your partner babe.
That's a good point.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I hadn't.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hosking does not call Kate hawksby babe.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, he doesn't heats seat. So you're careful because he's very,
very sick. It hasn't been one he was last year.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
It's been a long time since he's been something for
the dads in that year.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I mean j each to you, right, you wouldn't say
something from the dead so high?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, and you want me to get it down for you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Might lose the bloods rushing to my feet because the
hangings is anything to you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Actually, you're standing up, you're so highs off the ground.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Wow, this is what it's like. One of my the
bus as well. My feet can't touch.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
You can't touch the ground and a bus?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Next question? Yeah, do you guys purposely we're matching clothes?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Oh my god, we have more matching clothes?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Are green? You're wearing greens today?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Same color green?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Both and green?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Did you not get the memo that I was wearing green?
I do get dreams first, Yeah, I mean this is
a great time. Actually, on the show, we spent a
lot of time talking about our morning routines, don't we fellas,
And maybe now that we've got your loss. It'll be
a great time to ask why you're not getting up
at the same time as me each morning. It's a
real issue that I have.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Because I don't want to. I enjoy my sleep. I
wake up at seven and I leave at seven thirty.
It's a very.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Quick it's a quick turnaround.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I cook at you in the morning, Jerry, don't use
take like three or four minutes to get.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Out of me.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
My arm goes at seventeen past five. I am seventeen
minutes past five. Yeah, and I exit the house at
twenty eight minutes past five.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
So if I do the mass there, that's an eleven minute.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Decks, eleven minute turn around, up, shower and out the door. Laurie,
you could do a lot better than what half an hour?
What do you mucket you? What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
What do you do in the morning? In all seriousness,
you go, okay, I get up of five minutes.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, and then I'll kick trist here lovely, maybe a
little bit of makeup, feeling like it. Then I'll walk
upstairs from an espresso machine on make a coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah together, yeah, this is this is fascinating stuff. Yeah.
And then does anything interesting happen?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
What do you make well?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And that half an hour? I mean that's stock standard.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Did you miss with?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Do you have a shower?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
And then we don't need to talk about the shower again?
And then we move on. You catch the bus from home?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Last?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, you know what she does.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
You don't have very small knowledge about how your morning
to the bus stop?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh do you hear it?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Lets drive about like fifteen minutes to the bus stop.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Do you listen to the radio show at.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
The I do you often hear people talking about you?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yep, it's always quite interesting when I hear myself on
the trailer after like running for the next week.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Oh yeah, ah, so that's those replay trailers that play. Yeah,
there was one recently, wasn't there That was a bit
of a low blow to you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I think the one about you and your friends going
to the gym? Oh yes, that played quite a few times.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
So what time?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What time are you and your friends going to the gym?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Again?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Around like four point thirty?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oka, make a note of that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
No, you don't need to make a note of that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's just down the road from seven shops.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It is. Make a note of that.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I mean everything, No, don't make a note of that. No,
you don't need to make a note of how close
your second job is to Lawrence Gym just making a
note of the No, you're not making a note of that.
And now we're moving on. Should we take a break?
Actually on that bombshell.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, we're not taking a break. I'm going to make
a note of that. And then why are we taking
a break? We're only five minutes on exactly. I know
what you're up to, Lauren? Are you going to? Are
you moving? How are you living with MESHI? Are you
guys officially living together or not?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
No, we're still separate, are you? Yeah, I'm in my
girl's flat and he's in his boys flat.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Are you I was going to say, because it must
suck living with a person who has to wake up
early in the morning at your age, you know that
must absolutely suck.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
How do you find that? Me getting up at fourth
times my alarm for forty five?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I mean, I'm quite grateful that I'm a good sleeper,
so I usually will easily fall back to sleep after
you leave.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, it is punishing, though, Do you not find it depressing?
Jury like getting up in the morning and getting dressed
in the dark. Does that not take a time?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't get dressed into that because I leave all
of my stuff in the bathroom and then I get
changed in the light. For that exact reason, I used
to told he when we had little kids. Told he used
to force me and first started on radio. Told he
used to force me to. I wasn't allowed to eat
anything at home. I wasn't allowed to for a while.
There was not allowed to hour because it would wake
you go up, and it was a punishing sleeper, a right, okay,
(07:04):
and oftentimes be up in the night, or I'd be
up in the night, both of us getting up in
the middle of the night to deal with him. And
then he'd finally be asleep, and I'd then wake up
at five. And then he'd wake up as soon as
he heard something. It's like from away.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
And this was bad before the house was as big as.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It is now.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
So it was there just like your shower. Was kind
of his neighboring his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Straight across from his punishing bedroom. So I was allowed
to clean my teeth because it was too noisy. So
I'd come and I'd clean my teeth in the kitchen sink. Here.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh, that's that's depressing, mate.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Laura McGoldrick never liked that.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Laura McGoldrick never liked that. I'm not surprised because she's
a horn of class.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Man didn't care. But Laura didn't like it. What did
I eat? Some weat books in here? But that mean
that's not very interesting.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
What about you, Lauren? Do you like the fact that
you're used to clean his teeth in the No, neither
do I. It's good to get there wasn't. This one
was at the old studio.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That makes me feel good.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah, that's fine. I can passed that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It was the old Hodki where we used to be
in a cave. We used to broadcast from a cave.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Do you well, I mean it's this is kind of
a almost more cave like if you really think about.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It, was a windows, a lot of windows, windows, cave
at all.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
But neither was the last place.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What fucking caves have you been in?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Last place was such a cave, mate, What I mean,
a big black cave. It was, you know, okay, horrific
cave with no windows.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I'm not putting any kind of pressure on the fact
that you went through a lot back at that old
studio through hell in that place. Chill out, man.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Imagine Mesh going to an open home and there's these
beautiful ranch sliders and open doors that look out through
the windows, and Mesh go to the real estate agent.
It's a bit of a cave.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And a cave, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Not only was it a cave. We the person who
did the show before, Martin Devlin. Oh no, Aura was
still in there, That's what Aura. And when you said
Aura was still in me, you you could still taste
him in the air. Was that?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Because?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, well, there's this conversation. Doesn't end anywhere nicely, does it?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, it doesn't act. And then we moved out of
that horrific place.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
They leave some stains in there.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Devil. Oh yeah, mental stones on Laura mcgoldrig.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Have we talked to Laura about that time since, because
I mean, you were complaining about the fact that you
had to broadcast from a cave, which, God, that sounds
so tough.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Jerry.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I'd hate to be in that situation where I don't know,
you missed a window for three hours of your day.
But Laura McGoldrick had to put up with the devil
inside of her for a long time.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh yeah, have we talked to her about that? No,
I mean him privately?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
And what did you say?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well, that's a private conversation. How did it feel? It's
a private conversation.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
You can't talk about that here.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I don't think I'm at liberty to discuss the ins
and outs of that conversation. But if we if we
get Laura on the show tomorrow, maybe on the actual
radio show, which I okay, Well we can ask her then,
and I'm sure because she's in the wisdom that she
won't mind talking about it because she'll feel slightly, you know,
distance from the reality. Let's just say it took years
(10:11):
to get over all right on that bombshell? Well, that
was good timing on that, like this right on ten minutes. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I feel like I'm learning something here.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I obviously tried to push that break earlier because you
guys were asking my girlfriend Lauren, who joins us and
she is today, about the morning routine.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
But it was good to get the break bang on
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I love it, love that love an even number like that.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
We're treading the boards, Lauren, have you got any kind
of content for us today?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I actually want to say to you guys. I listened
to the abomination the other day. That was the spoon,
fork and knife bought.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Okay, was there any I forgot about that? Was there
any repercussions to that?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
We've had a couple of We've had a few repercasions
off the back of a couple of episodes this week.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
That was just shocking.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, well it was a horrible conversation. Although, to be fair,
where did I get to on the inspe What were
you Lauren? You'll be spooning? Yes, but I also.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Did copp astray of being on my phone whilst watching movies?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh you did? You did?
Speaker 7 (11:12):
What did I say?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You said that Lauren is always on her phone when
she's watching movies. I hate her?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, I hate hang on, you should have heard what
I heard a bit said about you during the break.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Okay, let's do so. Lauren, sport phone or knife? Spoon first?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, I reckon, I'm going spoon knife fall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Did you say spork phone or not?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Spork? Well, sporks better than a fork.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Spork is one of those crossover One day I can
take away what's a phone like ming phone?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Spork phone.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
From ming phone, spork. What was the other one, hot
poker Pineapple?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Or yeah that was when it really cats?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Poor?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Oh, they're right, yeah, don't worry the cats dead mate. Okay,
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, but why would you go for the hot poker
pine cats? Poor freak?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yeah, Pineapple? What the hell is wrong? Pineapple?
Speaker 7 (12:29):
But you said you were going to grab you were
going to grab the tree end and use this.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
It's good to hold on to grip, well better than
us be on a hot poker up the ass.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
At least it's small. We're back here again. And then
we had another issue used today with the gay chicken.
There was a massive amounts of feedback about Ruder's gay
chicken that I know what you're thinking, Lauren, if you
have a chicken the game. Yeah, he didn't actually have
a gay chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Wondering that.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
So apparently to what is it, Ruder of two guys.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Two heterosexual guys, because it wouldn't be much fun game
if it was a heterosexual guy and a homosexual man.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
It would be fun for one of them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, well yeah it would. And so let's pretend Mash
and I sitting next to each other and we have
to move in as though were going to kiss, and
the first person that pulls out loses.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
The game of gay Chicken. Should we play gay Chicken
on the radio tomorrow? We'll do a bit of a tournament.
We'll set up a bit of a break for the
radio show, so we'll start off tournament. Yeah, if we
do a little bit of a round robin.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
In the tournament, you could have semi finals. If Matt's
back semifinals.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Well, with him of a sick, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Not well, then you're going to pull out, aren't you?
And he's going to win. You want Matt to win
gay Chicken.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
That's right, as Laurence said, you're a gay chicken mate,
I want to play gay Chicken with Matt. Well, who
do you want to play it with? Don't say Lollo? Well,
clearly no, that's not how gay chicken works. That's she's
a woman, which she's coming in for gay check as
well chicken tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Laws she wears a mustache, then it's okay?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Is that if you were a mustache were just right,
like something like ken on her forehead and then you
just pretend it's it's a guy.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
kN No, that's not how it works. You can't just
pretend my girlfriend as.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
A dude, dress her in some of your old cricket
clothes and just pretend that she's a guy. Some cricket pads.
They'd fit lovely anyway. Helmets a bit tricky, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
The helmet is especially. Look at the size of the
head difference compared to Yeah, I mean, she's not getting
this helmet on.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That helmet. No, no, So back to gay Chicken just quickly,
So round robin. So it's me and Las first first round.
I'm confused. This is she's a wild card man, She's
so me in first round and then whoever win's that one? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
No, wait no the second round with again? Is that
the way it works? Well, if she wins gay Chicken
with not you, I don't know why it's you, and
I'm definitely not Matt.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It makes sense that I should start Matt and Jerry show,
So I should probably start yeah with Matt. No, Matt's not.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Here, Yeah he is tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
No he's not, he is, he's going to be.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yes, he's just texted to actually sick.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Sweet.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
If we play gay Chick at the hospital with a
man and a woman, yeah, I know this is not
the most twenty twenty fourth thing to say, but I
don't quite understand how.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
That works, and I could still be a gay chicken exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It's a problem, as I said, dress lowing up in
your cricket gear, laughing with a mustache.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
What kind of fantasy have you been working up over
the last couple of years that you want to dress
mind medey up in my cricket gear and then never smooch.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm not saying there's any fantasy. It's just I'm just
being practical.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
But you brought in the criocket gear.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
She's here and she's playing the game, so what better
way to do it? Thend criky. I'm just trying to
get around the problem that one is actually attractive young
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Mash is one of these people that on a game's
night will pick up every little part of it, pick
it apart and make the games nights no fun at all.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
We're just trying to have to play a game here, mate,
Like I'm all on.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Board until someone starts trying to lock lips with my middy.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Okay, you're trying to it's the game, mate, You're a game.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
You're trying to drew her up in my cricket whites,
and it's a game.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
He doesn't want to It's just part of the game.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Why are you the gamete.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Don't hate the gay Chicken, hate the game?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I do you hone up your ass again?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
No, I don't have anything up my ass. I just
want to make it very clear that we're going to
play gay Chicken on the radio show tomorrow and Lauren
is not involved with the game.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Do you need to be getting quite wound up about it?
Just take a breath. It's okay, It's just a game.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I guess the interesting thing would be obviously you two
are in the first round, and then I have to
go against Mash.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
That'd be lovely. I'm happy to do.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
No. I think the way it works is then it's
a it's like a round Robinson you. Then it's you
and laws yep, and then and then whoever one's that
one goes up against me. She misses the first round.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Because so no one's going to pull out. Is that
what you're saying? But I mean, I don't understand why
there's going to be a round robin of gay Chicken
with a woman involved and it happens to be my girlfriend.
I don't know where the cricket white game more fun.
I don't know why she's patting up. That part confuses me.
But I just don't think a round robin is necessary
for this tournament.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I think it's more fun that way.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
No, because I can stomach I don't know, Ruder or yourself.
Maybe one smooch, but I can't start make a four
round robin.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Guys, It's just like when has got knocked down, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, I just turn away and don't watch. Is that
your advice? Really it will never happened. Well, that's just
not true. I just pretend it never happened. Is that
what I mean? You two? Game? It's just a game.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Can you stop saying that this is real life? This
is my life?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Jury, stop ruining the game. You're ruining it game.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
I came up with the game of gay Chicken on
the radio show tomorrow, and now, for some reason, my
medie it's dressed up in cricket whites, involved in a
round robin situation that I'm not even a part of.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Do I still have a mustache?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I think it's only fear that you have a mustache.
Otherwise that's really taken away from the game.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Me with a mustache or Lauren Lauren. I might call
it lorry because that sounds like this is usually quite good,
and that makes me feel weirdly more comfortable with that.
How about what you just flagged the second round? Just
to do the first round saying on just to clarify,
you want to do a round robin of gay chicken
yep with you and Rye and my girlfriend, and then
(18:50):
do one round yep, because that's how round robins work.
And then after that, first of all, I have to
sit that first round out. You're looking the other way
that you'll just be in the button, so you were.
But then after that, yep, there's going to be no winners.
We call it quits, and you're just going to say,
look that round one was a success. We've all had
our phone here, and then we'll call it quits.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Could do like a boundary count back to see who
the winner is. We're going to a second round robin,
super over.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's a second round of that. Yeah, the first round
goes and then maybe do a second round.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Okay, And what determines the success of the first round.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Vibe text text competition. Listen tix through which one sounds okay?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Right, so you're going to smirche in front of the
mic now for the first round robin and then whatever
one sounds the best on three for eight three people
can text that in Well, someone might pull out.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh yeah, good point is that bitter b you?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Hey, don't don't ruin the game. Don't you stop calling
it a game, Jerry, You're not allowed to You're not
allowed to muddy the waters.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This is where they came up with the term spoil sport,
because you are spoiling the sport.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay, so that's done. So we're going to do that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Sweet, No, I've got I've got to get it forward
to it seven until eight. The whole hour is free.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh it's good, prime time.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Round robins can be fit between seven and eight.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I was a good Christian. Actually, maybe the third round, No.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I think wearly enough for probably five.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Pretty sure, we've got a guess a couple of guests.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Penis of Genius is after eight and Laura the Oldrick's
eight forty. Nothing's locked in before that.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'll bring you another coffee.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Seven, ok well, can you do that?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
And then afterwards the coffee, the coffee is delivered and
you and I have a bit of a smooch or whatever,
and you know, morning darling, morning baby. You're the only
man for me. I love you so very much and
I would never kiss any of your friends. After we've
had that yarn, then you can be on your way
to the round.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Roberts, I speak for me. It sounds like you're sort
of I feel I don't know why, but just feels.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Misogynistic behavior from the cave man over there.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I'm done with this podcast. I'm actually done. Okay, Well
tomorrow I'm not coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
All good, So tomorrow I'm really looking forward to that. Okay,
so tune in tomorrow, going to be here and it's
just going to oh you're not coming.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Honestly going to happen. I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We'll consider up a little gary cheer for you in
the corner if you need one.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Okay, So to reflect one more time around Robin of
Gay Chicken Yep with Lauren Mummy Lorry Luriy mummddy, and
then you two are going to take tuns of playing
a game of gay checking with them, and something tells me, yep,
you two might not be pulling out. But look that,
I mean, that's how the game works. Maybe will And
now on top of that, you want made to sit
(21:52):
in a cheer in the corner.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Just watch. That's an option for you.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
No, it's not an option for me. An option for
me is smirching my own meddy and my mate's not
smoching my medi But.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
That's not really a game, is it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's just it's just fun. That's real life. It's for
work as well.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
We're playing exactly. It's just a work thing. Don't get
all don't get all defensive. All right, So we'll be
doing that tomorrow. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
We're not doing that cool.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Thanks for coming and Lauren. It's been a heap of fun.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Thanks guys, so so good to be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You have to get up a bit earlier tomorrow. If
you're gonna year for seven, we'll start that at seventeen.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Okay, we can maybe practice, No, we have what Okay, anyway,
we'll take this off. We'll talk to learn about it
later on. I'll text you all right, sounds just before
you go to the gym. Don't text here just before
you go to the gym. Jury, okay, all right, at
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Speaker 4 (01:18):
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twelfth of June twenty twenty four. Ruder's in attendance, Mesh's
in attendance. I'm an attendance, and we have a very
very special gift I esteemed measures.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Maddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Lauren is in attendance.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Good morning, Hi morning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
What a great privilege it is to have you on
the show, Lauren. Well, it's not really a show, it's
a podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I know it's good to be here.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I mean, you brought me a coffee this morning in
your bow, and then I said, you want to park
up because we've got a job to do. We've got
to record this podcast, you might as well hang around.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And now in a.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Situation where I can only feel like it's going to
be a bit of a twenty minute expose a on me,
but let's maybe not make about that.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Let's just chat about normal stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I think. Firstly, can I say something? I don't think
you can call Lauren babe on the podcast, right?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I can't call it babe. You brought this coffee for
me in your babe. It's like you can't call this
is a professional environment, man. You can't call your partner babe.
That's a good point.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I hadn't.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hosking does not call Kate hawksby babe.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, he doesn't heats seat. So you're careful because he's very,
very sick. It hasn't been one he was last year.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
It's been a long time since he's been something for
the dads in that year.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I mean j each to you, right, you wouldn't say
something from the dead so high?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, and you want me to get it down for you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Might lose the bloods rushing to my feet because the
hangings is anything to you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Actually, you're standing up, you're so highs off the ground.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Wow, this is what it's like. One of my the
bus as well. My feet can't touch.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
You can't touch the ground and a bus?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Next question? Yeah, do you guys purposely we're matching clothes?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Oh my god, we have more matching clothes?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Are green? You're wearing greens today?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Same color green?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Both and green?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Did you not get the memo that I was wearing green?
I do get dreams first, Yeah, I mean this is
a great time. Actually, on the show, we spent a
lot of time talking about our morning routines, don't we fellas,
And maybe now that we've got your loss. It'll be
a great time to ask why you're not getting up
at the same time as me each morning. It's a
real issue that I have.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Because I don't want to. I enjoy my sleep. I
wake up at seven and I leave at seven thirty.
It's a very.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Quick it's a quick turnaround.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I cook at you in the morning, Jerry, don't use
take like three or four minutes to get.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Out of me.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
My arm goes at seventeen past five. I am seventeen
minutes past five. Yeah, and I exit the house at
twenty eight minutes past five.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
So if I do the mass there, that's an eleven minute.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Decks, eleven minute turn around, up, shower and out the door. Laurie,
you could do a lot better than what half an hour?
What do you mucket you? What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
What do you do in the morning? In all seriousness,
you go, okay, I get up of five minutes.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, and then I'll kick trist here lovely, maybe a
little bit of makeup, feeling like it. Then I'll walk
upstairs from an espresso machine on make a coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah together, yeah, this is this is fascinating stuff. Yeah.
And then does anything interesting happen?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
What do you make well?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And that half an hour? I mean that's stock standard.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Did you miss with?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Do you have a shower?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
And then we don't need to talk about the shower again?
And then we move on. You catch the bus from home?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Last?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, you know what she does.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
You don't have very small knowledge about how your morning
to the bus stop?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh do you hear it?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Lets drive about like fifteen minutes to the bus stop.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Do you listen to the radio show at.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
The I do you often hear people talking about you?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yep, it's always quite interesting when I hear myself on
the trailer after like running for the next week.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Oh yeah, ah, so that's those replay trailers that play. Yeah,
there was one recently, wasn't there That was a bit
of a low blow to you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I think the one about you and your friends going
to the gym? Oh yes, that played quite a few times.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
So what time?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What time are you and your friends going to the gym?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Again?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Around like four point thirty?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oka, make a note of that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
No, you don't need to make a note of that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's just down the road from seven shops.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It is. Make a note of that.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I mean everything, No, don't make a note of that. No,
you don't need to make a note of how close
your second job is to Lawrence Gym just making a
note of the No, you're not making a note of that.
And now we're moving on. Should we take a break?
Actually on that bombshell.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, we're not taking a break. I'm going to make
a note of that. And then why are we taking
a break? We're only five minutes on exactly. I know
what you're up to, Lauren? Are you going to? Are
you moving? How are you living with MESHI? Are you
guys officially living together or not?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
No, we're still separate, are you? Yeah, I'm in my
girl's flat and he's in his boys flat.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Are you I was going to say, because it must
suck living with a person who has to wake up
early in the morning at your age, you know that
must absolutely suck.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
How do you find that? Me getting up at fourth
times my alarm for forty five?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I mean, I'm quite grateful that I'm a good sleeper,
so I usually will easily fall back to sleep after
you leave.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, it is punishing, though, Do you not find it depressing?
Jury like getting up in the morning and getting dressed
in the dark. Does that not take a time?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't get dressed into that because I leave all
of my stuff in the bathroom and then I get
changed in the light. For that exact reason, I used
to told he when we had little kids. Told he used
to force me and first started on radio. Told he
used to force me to. I wasn't allowed to eat
anything at home. I wasn't allowed to for a while.
There was not allowed to hour because it would wake
you go up, and it was a punishing sleeper, a right, okay,
(07:04):
and oftentimes be up in the night, or I'd be
up in the night, both of us getting up in
the middle of the night to deal with him. And
then he'd finally be asleep, and I'd then wake up
at five. And then he'd wake up as soon as
he heard something. It's like from away.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
And this was bad before the house was as big as.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It is now.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
So it was there just like your shower. Was kind
of his neighboring his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Straight across from his punishing bedroom. So I was allowed
to clean my teeth because it was too noisy. So
I'd come and I'd clean my teeth in the kitchen sink. Here.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh, that's that's depressing, mate.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Laura McGoldrick never liked that.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Laura McGoldrick never liked that. I'm not surprised because she's
a horn of class.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Man didn't care. But Laura didn't like it. What did
I eat? Some weat books in here? But that mean
that's not very interesting.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
What about you, Lauren? Do you like the fact that
you're used to clean his teeth in the No, neither
do I. It's good to get there wasn't. This one
was at the old studio.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That makes me feel good.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah, that's fine. I can passed that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It was the old Hodki where we used to be
in a cave. We used to broadcast from a cave.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Do you well, I mean it's this is kind of
a almost more cave like if you really think about.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It, was a windows, a lot of windows, windows, cave
at all.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
But neither was the last place.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What fucking caves have you been in?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Last place was such a cave, mate, What I mean,
a big black cave. It was, you know, okay, horrific
cave with no windows.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I'm not putting any kind of pressure on the fact
that you went through a lot back at that old
studio through hell in that place. Chill out, man.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Imagine Mesh going to an open home and there's these
beautiful ranch sliders and open doors that look out through
the windows, and Mesh go to the real estate agent.
It's a bit of a cave.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And a cave, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Not only was it a cave. We the person who
did the show before, Martin Devlin. Oh no, Aura was
still in there, That's what Aura. And when you said
Aura was still in me, you you could still taste
him in the air. Was that?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Because?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Okay, well, there's this conversation. Doesn't end anywhere nicely, does it?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, it doesn't act. And then we moved out of
that horrific place.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Thank goodness.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
They leave some stains in there.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Devil. Oh yeah, mental stones on Laura mcgoldrig.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Have we talked to Laura about that time since, because
I mean, you were complaining about the fact that you
had to broadcast from a cave, which, God, that sounds
so tough.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Jerry.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I'd hate to be in that situation where I don't know,
you missed a window for three hours of your day.
But Laura McGoldrick had to put up with the devil
inside of her for a long time.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh yeah, have we talked to her about that? No,
I mean him privately?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
And what did you say?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well, that's a private conversation. How did it feel? It's
a private conversation.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
You can't talk about that here.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I don't think I'm at liberty to discuss the ins
and outs of that conversation. But if we if we
get Laura on the show tomorrow, maybe on the actual
radio show, which I okay, Well we can ask her then,
and I'm sure because she's in the wisdom that she
won't mind talking about it because she'll feel slightly, you know,
distance from the reality. Let's just say it took years
(10:11):
to get over all right on that bombshell? Well, that
was good timing on that, like this right on ten minutes. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I feel like I'm learning something here.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I obviously tried to push that break earlier because you
guys were asking my girlfriend Lauren, who joins us and
she is today, about the morning routine.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
But it was good to get the break bang on
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I love it, love that love an even number like that.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
We're treading the boards, Lauren, have you got any kind
of content for us today?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I actually want to say to you guys. I listened
to the abomination the other day. That was the spoon,
fork and knife bought.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Okay, was there any I forgot about that? Was there
any repercussions to that?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
We've had a couple of We've had a few repercasions
off the back of a couple of episodes this week.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
That was just shocking.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, well it was a horrible conversation. Although, to be fair,
where did I get to on the inspe What were
you Lauren? You'll be spooning? Yes, but I also.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Did copp astray of being on my phone whilst watching movies?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh you did? You did?
Speaker 7 (11:12):
What did I say?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You said that Lauren is always on her phone when
she's watching movies. I hate her?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, I hate hang on, you should have heard what
I heard a bit said about you during the break.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Okay, let's do so. Lauren, sport phone or knife? Spoon first?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, I reckon, I'm going spoon knife fall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Did you say spork phone or not?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Spork? Well, sporks better than a fork.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Spork is one of those crossover One day I can
take away what's a phone like ming phone?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Spork phone.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
From ming phone, spork. What was the other one, hot
poker Pineapple?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Or yeah that was when it really cats?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Poor?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Oh, they're right, yeah, don't worry the cats dead mate. Okay,
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, but why would you go for the hot poker
pine cats? Poor freak?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yeah, Pineapple? What the hell is wrong? Pineapple?
Speaker 7 (12:29):
But you said you were going to grab you were
going to grab the tree end and use this.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
It's good to hold on to grip, well better than
us be on a hot poker up the ass.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
At least it's small. We're back here again. And then
we had another issue used today with the gay chicken.
There was a massive amounts of feedback about Ruder's gay
chicken that I know what you're thinking, Lauren, if you
have a chicken the game. Yeah, he didn't actually have
a gay chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Wondering that.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
So apparently to what is it, Ruder of two guys.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Two heterosexual guys, because it wouldn't be much fun game
if it was a heterosexual guy and a homosexual man.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
It would be fun for one of them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, well yeah it would. And so let's pretend Mash
and I sitting next to each other and we have
to move in as though were going to kiss, and
the first person that pulls out loses.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
The game of gay Chicken. Should we play gay Chicken
on the radio tomorrow? We'll do a bit of a tournament.
We'll set up a bit of a break for the
radio show, so we'll start off tournament. Yeah, if we
do a little bit of a round robin.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
In the tournament, you could have semi finals. If Matt's
back semifinals.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Well, with him of a sick, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Not well, then you're going to pull out, aren't you?
And he's going to win. You want Matt to win
gay Chicken.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
That's right, as Laurence said, you're a gay chicken mate,
I want to play gay Chicken with Matt. Well, who
do you want to play it with? Don't say Lollo? Well,
clearly no, that's not how gay chicken works. That's she's
a woman, which she's coming in for gay check as
well chicken tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Laws she wears a mustache, then it's okay?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Is that if you were a mustache were just right,
like something like ken on her forehead and then you
just pretend it's it's a guy.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
kN No, that's not how it works. You can't just
pretend my girlfriend as.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
A dude, dress her in some of your old cricket
clothes and just pretend that she's a guy. Some cricket pads.
They'd fit lovely anyway. Helmets a bit tricky, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
The helmet is especially. Look at the size of the
head difference compared to Yeah, I mean, she's not getting
this helmet on.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That helmet. No, no, So back to gay Chicken just quickly,
So round robin. So it's me and Las first first round.
I'm confused. This is she's a wild card man, She's
so me in first round and then whoever win's that one? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
No, wait no the second round with again? Is that
the way it works? Well, if she wins gay Chicken
with not you, I don't know why it's you, and
I'm definitely not Matt.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It makes sense that I should start Matt and Jerry show,
So I should probably start yeah with Matt. No, Matt's not.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Here, Yeah he is tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
No he's not, he is, he's going to be.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yes, he's just texted to actually sick.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Sweet.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
If we play gay Chick at the hospital with a
man and a woman, yeah, I know this is not
the most twenty twenty fourth thing to say, but I
don't quite understand how.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
That works, and I could still be a gay chicken exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It's a problem, as I said, dress lowing up in
your cricket gear, laughing with a mustache.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
What kind of fantasy have you been working up over
the last couple of years that you want to dress
mind medey up in my cricket gear and then never smooch.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm not saying there's any fantasy. It's just I'm just
being practical.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
But you brought in the criocket gear.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
She's here and she's playing the game, so what better
way to do it? Thend criky. I'm just trying to
get around the problem that one is actually attractive young
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Mash is one of these people that on a game's
night will pick up every little part of it, pick
it apart and make the games nights no fun at all.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
We're just trying to have to play a game here, mate,
Like I'm all on.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Board until someone starts trying to lock lips with my middy.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Okay, you're trying to it's the game, mate, You're a game.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
You're trying to drew her up in my cricket whites,
and it's a game.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
He doesn't want to It's just part of the game.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Why are you the gamete.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Don't hate the gay Chicken, hate the game?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I do you hone up your ass again?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
No, I don't have anything up my ass. I just
want to make it very clear that we're going to
play gay Chicken on the radio show tomorrow and Lauren
is not involved with the game.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Do you need to be getting quite wound up about it?
Just take a breath. It's okay, It's just a game.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I guess the interesting thing would be obviously you two
are in the first round, and then I have to
go against Mash.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
That'd be lovely. I'm happy to do.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
No. I think the way it works is then it's
a it's like a round Robinson you. Then it's you
and laws yep, and then and then whoever one's that
one goes up against me. She misses the first round.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Because so no one's going to pull out. Is that
what you're saying? But I mean, I don't understand why
there's going to be a round robin of gay Chicken
with a woman involved and it happens to be my girlfriend.
I don't know where the cricket white game more fun.
I don't know why she's patting up. That part confuses me.
But I just don't think a round robin is necessary
for this tournament.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I think it's more fun that way.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
No, because I can stomach I don't know, Ruder or yourself.
Maybe one smooch, but I can't start make a four
round robin.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Guys, It's just like when has got knocked down, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, I just turn away and don't watch. Is that
your advice? Really it will never happened. Well, that's just
not true. I just pretend it never happened. Is that
what I mean? You two? Game? It's just a game.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Can you stop saying that this is real life? This
is my life?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Jury, stop ruining the game. You're ruining it game.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
I came up with the game of gay Chicken on
the radio show tomorrow, and now, for some reason, my
medie it's dressed up in cricket whites, involved in a
round robin situation that I'm not even a part of.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Do I still have a mustache?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I think it's only fear that you have a mustache.
Otherwise that's really taken away from the game.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Me with a mustache or Lauren Lauren. I might call
it lorry because that sounds like this is usually quite good,
and that makes me feel weirdly more comfortable with that.
How about what you just flagged the second round? Just
to do the first round saying on just to clarify,
you want to do a round robin of gay chicken
yep with you and Rye and my girlfriend, and then
(18:50):
do one round yep, because that's how round robins work.
And then after that, first of all, I have to
sit that first round out. You're looking the other way
that you'll just be in the button, so you were.
But then after that, yep, there's going to be no winners.
We call it quits, and you're just going to say,
look that round one was a success. We've all had
our phone here, and then we'll call it quits.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Could do like a boundary count back to see who
the winner is. We're going to a second round robin,
super over.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's a second round of that. Yeah, the first round
goes and then maybe do a second round.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Okay, And what determines the success of the first round.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Vibe text text competition. Listen tix through which one sounds okay?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Right, so you're going to smirche in front of the
mic now for the first round robin and then whatever
one sounds the best on three for eight three people
can text that in Well, someone might pull out.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh yeah, good point is that bitter b you?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Hey, don't don't ruin the game. Don't you stop calling
it a game, Jerry, You're not allowed to You're not
allowed to muddy the waters.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This is where they came up with the term spoil sport,
because you are spoiling the sport.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay, so that's done. So we're going to do that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Sweet, No, I've got I've got to get it forward
to it seven until eight. The whole hour is free.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh it's good, prime time.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Round robins can be fit between seven and eight.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I was a good Christian. Actually, maybe the third round, No.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I think wearly enough for probably five.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Pretty sure, we've got a guess a couple of guests.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Penis of Genius is after eight and Laura the Oldrick's
eight forty. Nothing's locked in before that.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'll bring you another coffee.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Seven, ok well, can you do that?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
And then afterwards the coffee, the coffee is delivered and
you and I have a bit of a smooch or whatever,
and you know, morning darling, morning baby. You're the only
man for me. I love you so very much and
I would never kiss any of your friends. After we've
had that yarn, then you can be on your way
to the round.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Roberts, I speak for me. It sounds like you're sort
of I feel I don't know why, but just feels.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Misogynistic behavior from the cave man over there.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I'm done with this podcast. I'm actually done. Okay, Well
tomorrow I'm not coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
All good, So tomorrow I'm really looking forward to that. Okay,
so tune in tomorrow, going to be here and it's
just going to oh you're not coming.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Honestly going to happen. I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We'll consider up a little gary cheer for you in
the corner if you need one.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Okay, So to reflect one more time around Robin of
Gay Chicken Yep with Lauren Mummy Lorry Luriy mummddy, and
then you two are going to take tuns of playing
a game of gay checking with them, and something tells me, yep,
you two might not be pulling out. But look that,
I mean, that's how the game works. Maybe will And
now on top of that, you want made to sit
(21:52):
in a cheer in the corner.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Just watch. That's an option for you.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
No, it's not an option for me. An option for
me is smirching my own meddy and my mate's not
smoching my medi But.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
That's not really a game, is it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's just it's just fun. That's real life. It's for
work as well.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
We're playing exactly. It's just a work thing. Don't get
all don't get all defensive. All right, So we'll be
doing that tomorrow. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
We're not doing that cool.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Thanks for coming and Lauren. It's been a heap of fun.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Thanks guys, so so good to be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You have to get up a bit earlier tomorrow. If
you're gonna year for seven, we'll start that at seventeen.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Okay, we can maybe practice, No, we have what Okay, anyway,
we'll take this off. We'll talk to learn about it
later on. I'll text you all right, sounds just before
you go to the gym. Don't text here just before
you go to the gym. Jury, okay, all right, at
the gym,
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