Guess Who's Back - The Radio Highlights June 13

Today on the radio show, we welcome back Matt! and talk about the School Principal that has been suspended for bad behavior, and discuss the merits of Principals in Penis or Genius...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show get into a project sorded with
Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Breakfast Time We've done it sixty night. Well, it's Man's
and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Get money working along to the Mountain Jerry's shirt. There's
at the thirteenth of June twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Welcome wherever you are, and welcome back from your sick
bed mad heath. Yeah, so good to be here a
few sweaty old days. I don't know what the illness says.
It seems to be going around, but for me it
was just sweeting and sweating to the point where I
was having to take items of clothing off and they
were literally dripping wet and throw them on the floor

(00:47):
and start again. So it's not it didn't feel like
a cold, didn't feel like a cold. There wasn't a
lot of coughing. Yeah, there wasn't even a lot of
snot well.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Whether I'm not a doctor, yeah, that sounds like an
older Yeah, it sounds like a flu to me. Yeah.
O flues are terrible. Yeah, and you can't really get up,
you can't do anything, You have no energy. Yeah, and
you're lying there and anything is power aid power right alight,
that's a flu. Yeah, it's a flu.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, and forcing my kids to go to sever stations
to bring me home power aid after school and stuff.
But burnt through the system like a frickin' fire. I
feel like a hollowed out ask. I feel like bush
after a fire's been through. All the koalas are dead.
You know, there's nothing there. I'm just a hollowed out
husk of what I was.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So your body's obviously identified that you've got this virus
in you, and it's go you know what, We're going
to smoke it out. Turned me into a furnace. We're
going to smoke this thing out. It's a furnace.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's amazing how it does that. Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, and then it goes cold, yeah, and it goes hot.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Hold. See how you feel when we can turn off
and on the heater. Yeah, it's good to have your back.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
The Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Something to think about before you hop in the car today,
because yesterday minus four and christ Church very frosty, woo
across a lot of the South Island.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
How's it today?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And good question? It's five degrees right now. That ain't
nothing that's better. So yesterday a police stopped a driver
southwest of christ Church and Wigram at eight point thirty
and I was a woman. She was driving her kids
to school, I think. And she was fine with one
hundred and fifty dollars for driving with an obscured windscreen.

(02:32):
Oh wow, is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, one hundred and fifty dollars fine for an obscured windscreen.
What was it obscured by?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was obscured by ice and frost, so she couldn't
see through it. So apparently I actually saw a picture
of it. It looked like she got a credit card
and run it down about three times down the front
of it. Yeah, right, and then you couldn't really see
through it.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Though. What have it killed her to get a bloody
kettle out and pour that on the windscreen?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well that's a good question, because should you pour hot
water on your windscreen? Apparently not according to the AA,
not boiling hot water anyway? All right, You do not
use hot or boiling water, as the rapid change in
temperature can cause the glass to crack. So that's what
are they saying. Just use lukewarm or lukewarm water.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Lukewarm's what you're after.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, I reckon risk it and risk it with the
hot of water. Get it done quick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, the other part about it is it depends on
how much snow and how much ice is on your windscreen,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, because you need to get the old credit card
on there. Yeah, and give it a good old scratch off.
I mean ideally you have one of those plastic frost scrapers. Yeah,
but sometimes you don't always have one of those.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah. I mean in the United States and those states
that get you know, snowed over and frozen over every
every winter. They've got all the equipment there, don't they. Oh, yeah,
it's always a bit of a surprise for us. So
we don't have the we don't have the gears. No.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
So the other thing they say is that you want
to turn on your car's heating, including the front and
rear windscreen, and turn on the air conditioner if you
have one, the eckon or remove moisture from the air
and help keep the windows free from fog, because sometimes
when you know, you remove it and then you get
driving and then all of a sudden, it just comes
straight back again because you've got that freezing cold air
and if it's wet, it can form ice quite quickly.

(04:12):
Do they suggest driving like a Ventura?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh, with the head out the side of it.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
You know, they don't mount it only look down here
and I mean, ever, look what the AA is saying,
use a plastic scraper if your windows are free from
ice and fog for you.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No mention of leaning out the window. Yeah, well that
works too, although your visibility on the right isn't as good. Yeah,
And sometimes if you've got someone coming up on your
left there, I mean, the visibility on the left isn't
as good.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah. Yeah, your blind spot increases massively to an entire car. Basically,
it's not a problem that you get an orkland generally
with the ice on the windscreen once.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Or twice a year.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, but it's unny enough that you know you can
get it with the window demisters. Yeah. The other one
that is good that they AA have mentioned here is
urinate on your windscreen. That's a good one and fun
to Yeah, that's right. If you don't have a jug
close by or some kind of pot, just invite a
neighbor over to urinate on your windscreen. Turns out that

(05:10):
the urination is exactly the right temperature to frost that windscreen.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're Willie will get cold.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
We were talking before about the woman who was pining
one hundred and fifty dollars in Wigram christ shirt yesterday
for driving around with an obscured windscreen, apparently swerving all
over the road.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, someone said she was all over the road in
the middle of the island, up the curb. Big, big idiot,
that person.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Those details aren't in the story reread. But so we'll
have to believe you on that one. But you would be,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I mean, you can't see at the front of you car,
then you're not going to It's going to be difficult
to stay on the road.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh absolutely. I mean what is she thinking?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know. I mean, where does she have to be?
That's so incredibly important that she can't you know.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I feel like she's dropping the kids to school and
she's late because it's thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well, you're going to be really really late to drop
the kids off to school if you drive in a
car going the other way.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's one of those classic poor pieces of forward thinking.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I had terrible visibility in my Corolla, but it was
the nicotine built up on the inside. You could play
noughts and crosses with your fingers.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It was so thick. He's this text. You don't get
in a car very often anymore, do you? And smell
that smell of a person who's exited the car twenty
five minutes earlier smoking a cigarette and wound up the windows.
You know that smell. It's a horrible smell. It used
to be my car, basically every time I ever got
out of it.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
My friend inherited a car recently from a relative who
had passed away, and it was an old Honda Civic.
You know, I don't think he wanted to inherit it,
but he inherited the house and the car, and he
said when he got it, he put his hands in
the steering where they were sticky, and he moved it
and it was yellow from the from the nicotine.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh gross, in the car ah old skull.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So that person have been just smoking in then NonStop.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Let's go forty years.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well, there was nearly Japanese import that didn't absolutely wreak
of cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, back in the day, Gaman bought ank. But I mean,
I think we.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Don't have to say that it's not a great idea
to drive car if you can't see the front wind screen. No.
I mean remember in Taylor Daga Knights when rookie Bobby
he sold his wind screen to for nudenes and he's
competing in the next gark. You can see at the front.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hey this text here, whax, some newspaper on you on
screen the night before. Peel it off and you good
to go. Okay, that's an interesting I've never heard of
that before. But if it's wet, if it rains later,
if it rains at anytime during the night, you've got
the stuff and then and then the frost comes in
after that. I imagine that's going to be really hard
to remove. That would be sticky. I'd go tarp before
I'd go newspaper taper up.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
The Mad and Jerry Show with Massy then Jeremy Wells
available everywhere on the iheartch Radio on.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Radio KI six eighty three on the Mattain Jerry Show
time for the latest news headlines. A woman claims she
saw Tom Phillips and has three children at of Hot
Springs at the start of the month. She believes she
saw them near Tito, about two hours from Marta Korpa.
Oh yeah, Pet, they've been all over the shop. Aren't
they those that family? I can't understand why the police
can't find them. They seem to be, you know, as

(08:19):
you said, everywhere. They're at a Bunnings a while ago,
they were cruising around, they were going getting shopping from
somewhere else, and it looks like they're just stopping in
for a nice little dip in the Hot Springs. So
it's a bounty now that the police have put out
a how much I think it's sixty.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Or eighty thousand?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Is it eighty eighty thousty grand? And how did they
come up with those numbers?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eighty grand?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And you get immunity, so nobody knows who you are.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh wow. So this woman at the Hot Springs, she
didn't know about the eighty thousand, She just the I
sort of saw them there after the fact.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, I think maybe she saw them. So that was
that was before the bounty. So it's at the beginning
of the month.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay, So I think the bounty has just been I mean,
is it worth us going down and having a look
for these guys?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh? Totally? Should we go down and should we take
the station vehicle on? Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Least me let's make a ten part Netflix documentary out
of Hunting the Phillips.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, back in the day, this would have been some
kind of radio prank, wouldn't it. Yeah, let's do it.
UK Prime Minister rishisunac cares sacrificed all sorts of things
as a child, including sky TV. He says it's an
example of the hardship he grew up with. Sunak also
attended a private boarding school, and India have chased a
lot in there, and India have chosed one hundred and

(09:28):
eleven to beat the United States by seven wickets in
the ICC Men's World T twenty In New York. People
are really mean about the Rashi suonerk.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
What is he? I don't understand what he's done wrong,
because even our headline writer is having a go at him.
I mean he's saying that he sacrificed things. A lot
of people managed to send their kids through private boarding school,
you know, by working really hard. Yeah, I mean, what's
he actually done that People are constantly crapping on them,
even on our headlines.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Well, I don't know much about Rishisuna's past, but I
mean he may have got scholarship to that school.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, I mean, I know he's very, very wealthy now,
but I feel like he married into the money he's
got now. But you always wanted like there's these new
sort of trends against people a and it can even
leak into New Zealand, like it's just like we don't
care about what's happening over there, but still leaking in
that you still have a go at them.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, So that New York perch, so they chased one
hundred and eleven. America got one hundred eleven on that
New York pitch.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. I mean the United States of America are quite
handy at cricket. I mean they'd be at Pakistan. Yeah,
and you know we've got the numbers the rue to
put them in before about you know, like you can
always nicol and die in a country on so.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Two pakistanis three people from the States, Americans, two South Africans,
a Canadian, a New Zealander and two Indians.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, but I mean you could Nicolin I in New
Zealand a little bit on that, couldn't you.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
We've loved South Africans for the longest time. Clean Phillips
is in Australia.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know that we've had quite a few players of
overseas and our team as well.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yep, I thought they quite a good line on length America. Yeah,
and got in the field. Surprisingly. Matt Purchase as well.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Certainly keeps teams close together and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So yesterday we're talking about the world record breaker David Rush,
who has earned the Guinness World Record title for the
most juggling catches in one minute while on a balance board, blindfolded.
God's sake, he's got one hundred and seventy six Guinness
World Records stop him. But he's not the highest guy.
That's a guy called Silvio Saba who's got one hundred

(11:34):
and eighty. But he's going to get there. They're ruining it.
He's going to get there. So since then, there's a
story that's come through from the UK and it's about
a guy called Dylan Phillips. He's from Wales and he's
a mechanic and he's just set a world record for
the fastest wheelbarrow. Yep, right, and he's gone eighty four
k's an hour. It's not that a.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Wheelbarrow, it's got an engine attached to it though, yeah,
he belt it's a motorized one. He built it in
a shit at home.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
The previous record was seventy four k's an hour, so
he's gone ten k's faster.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, that's impressive. But it's interesting if you look at it.
I'd like to see what the rules are at the
Guinness Book of Records what counts as a wheelbarrow, because
he's got like a whole another bit hanging out the
back that he's kneeling on to. That isn't what you
normally get on a wheelbarrow. Normally you have one wheel
on a wheelbarrow and then you have two skids, two

(12:27):
stands at the back right yep, and some handles yep.
So he's got a wheel out the front yep. And
then he's got two wheels out the back, and then
he's got an engine on it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
He's essentially put a go cart a wheelbarrow on the
front of a go cart. But I guess he's arguing
that because it's got one wheel at the front, Yeah,
does that constitute a wheelbarrow? But really yeah, I mean,
I'd just love to know.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
But what you're saying, Maty is and I totally agree.
One of the key fundamentals of wheelbarrow is the one
wheel part. Yeah, and then now he's added an extra couple.
So this is a tricycle. So really what he's doing
is he set the whelwreckord for the fastest tricycle.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Fastest tricycle worth a barrow on it. But normally the
good people at Guinness have some they set down some
pretty strong rules. So I mean, let's just look up
what a wheelbarrow is. I look up the definition. We'll
barrow all right, it's exciting.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Most of this, Yeah, this is exciting. He so, having
look at what he did, so he a.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Small cart with a single wheel at the front and
two supporting legs and two handles at the rear, used
typically for carrying loads bigger pardon and building work or gardening.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
This this has got to go cut on the back
of it. Yeah. So this I mean, and this is
no good for gardening. That I'll be hopeless. I mean,
unless you would, unless you needed to get two or
three barrows of say, soil from maybe twenty k's apart,
so you were taking it from one place to another
place and the other garden was twenty k's away, and
which case would be quite handy. It'd be fast Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Said, it's uncomfortable and it's terrifying. Slowing down is the issue.
It's Tony got brakes at the front touch word of
not come off or had any mishaps with it. It's
just uncomfortable and does leave you aching after a couple
of runs because it's got no suspension and then starts
rattling your bits.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
He also said shall we fighting out of your record
and named shying to actually do something with you I'd built.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Because he turned into zipping from Rainbow.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
He talks very differently, doesn't he exist? From sentence to sentence?
The sky Matt and Jerry Sho already had it.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Jerry and Man, it's jer.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
On the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
So big game coming up today for the New Zealand
cricket team also known as the black Caps. They're playing
the West Indies, the home nation and the ICC T
twenty Men's World Cup.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Must win game for us after getting absolutely smoked by Afghanistan.
Yeah that was unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Boy boy, did we get smashed by Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yep. They played absolutely all the cricket. So we've got
a lot of cricket in us to play because we
haven't played any yet. Unfortunately, we're coming up against the
West Indies who have been playing really well and in
the West Indies and in the West Indies because the
other teams in now.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Pool are Papua New Guinea I believe, and Uganda.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
What's a cricket like in Papua New Guinea.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Well, they're they're more league focused, Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
They love the league. Guinea, they love Lee joining the NRL.
I would have thought the wickets that they have some
sticky wickets over there in Papua New Guinea with the humidity.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, in the rain, Yeah, you get a lot of
canceled games and get a bit of swing.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yesterday we got a little bit of hate via the
text machine because I was saying what it kills trendid
and Tobago to work out whether they're going to be
Trinidad at all Tobago. It turns out that Trinidad is
one place and then Tobago is little island just off
to the northeast, right.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
So Trinidad and Tobago. Yeah, what's better Trinidad or Tobago. Well,
Tobago is very small, right, Trinidad's quite big. Yeah, But
I mean that would be like calling New Zealand the
South Island and the North Island and Stuart Island and
the Cheddam Islands, Yes, and Wahiki Island.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Kill them just the obviously wanted to come up with
a name for Trinidad and Tobago, but then they realized
that they just Trinidad. Didn't want to lose Trinidad. And
if you called Tobago that's a great name, you don't
want it. You're not gonna give that up.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, because because what are people from Tobago? Are they Tobogans?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, they're Tobogans.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, Tobogans and Trinidadians.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
They're terrible Tobogans. And it's just off Guyana's it's just
off Venezuela. It's kind of it's very close to South America.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, well that's what we don't understand, how rammed all
that stuff is, how close Florida is to the West
Indies and all that is to America.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, it's a great little zone. Yeah, apparently Guyana not
not the best place, really, Gana, No, no, no, she's
she's rough as guts. Didn't we just play a game there?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, look good from a high Oh, really maybe
in the coastal part, but it's a decent size that country, right, Okay, Yeah,
they're all so different, that's what this has been a
great geography lesson for me.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, yeah, same, I've never been to that part of
the world. Great, great place to do a cruise. Yes,
the cruise cruises around there. Incredible apparently. Yeah, it looks
like it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
They don't play cricket in Cuba, do they.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, They're heavily into baseball in Cuba. Okay, they freaking
love baseball. Okay, they went down a slightly different route. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And as a result, you know, like there's they're often
smuggling Cubans out to join Major League Baseball teams.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
And they don't play cricket and Haiti, not that I
know of.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
No weird, no weird. But anyway, New Zealand is playing
cricket in Trinida, Trinidad or Tobago.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I think.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
The Matt and Jerry shows Matt and Jery hourracky.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hell they're on the breakfast sure, work on to the
matag Jerry shirt.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Thursday, the thirteenth of June twenty twenty four nights to
have you with us this morning, wherever you are.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
So thanks to budding Stray, get your indoor projects sorted
with their huge range, and welcome back mad Heath.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
After being away for a few days. Did you just
wellness yourself back?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Well, no one else said, well, I thought we already
welcomed you back at six.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, but not everyone heard me being welcomed back at
sex because some people were just tuning in at seven.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So I think it's a radio first.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I don't think anyone's ever welcomed themselves back before we've
missed you, man. I don't think anyone be done mad either.
Tell you what, anyone that's experiencing this lurg you'd love
to hear from you three for eighty three or other
talkback function of the iHeart radio at boy Boy. That's
an ass kicker. I think a lot of people have
got across the country at the moment. I'd like to
hear you symptoms. I just sweated and sweated and sweated

(19:08):
and sweated like a like a force that was running
out of every orifice in my body. No not orifice poor.
The orifices were dry, so the sweat would indicate fever. Yeah,
it was a fever. I had a fever. Baby a
tiny cough, a little a bit of a bit of
a sore throat, And can I just say something to

(19:29):
the females out there like denigrating male and illnesses by going,
have you got the man flu?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Have you the man flu?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
When women talk about their their their their biology constantly
and how they're feeling about everything, and we live and
die by their medical conditions, and then as soon as
a man gets sick, have you got the man flu?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Have you little men food?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Did you have flu? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't know what sounds like A flu sounds like
it's it sounds like the flu to me. I had
the flu a few years ago, and it was it
was really really full on, like I couldn't leave my bed,
there was no getting up. The days turned into nights,
turned into weird timings with the fever and all sorts
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And it was three days of that. Yeah, yeah, that's
what I had. I had three days of the fever. Yeah, yeah,
I reckon, you've had the flu drifting in and out
of episodes of CSI trying to work out how to
solve a thing where you saw the start of it,
but slept for three hours and you're in another one.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Now former principles been suspended. Did you read about this yesterday?
From teaching for bad behavior that included an affair with
a teacher aide being so drunk and an online board
meeting she slew her words, she kissed the camera and
then fell off the chair.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
And then.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
This is at the Zoom meeting which also featured her
misconduct case happened this is all during COVID lockdown. Het Yeah, right,
in particular, but she also reduced teachers to tears with
an aggressive way. She ran her skoo all telling staff
to like it or lump it regarding changes. If you're a.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Teacher and you cry because someone says like it or
lump it, then you're probably in the wrong industry there.
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't think we can pin to that one on it. No, Well,
apparently some long serving staff members resigned, while others avoided
going to the staff room because of the because of
the detention in the school. But look, schools, I think,
as you said, are oftentimes political. With teachers.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's so political, and they will turn again against the principal.
They will all get together. It is such a.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Political environment at school.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
So you know, just because a bunch of teachers say
that about the principle doesn't mean it's true. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
So the principal also ended the employment of a teacher
aid on a fixed term contract with no consultation, deducted
two days of a caretaker's leave without notice as she
didn't believe he'd been at work. She sounds like a
bit of a she sounds like a bit of a
ball breaker. Yeah, don't you want to school.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Don't you want a ball breaker being the principal.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
But at the same time, it does seem that right.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
So for example, that the teacher raid that she led
up for example, with that consultation, do we have any
information if she was actually or he was actually useless
this teacher aide, because if they were not very good,
then I can understand why she's done this.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You're not allowed to do that anymore, are you. I mean,
you can't fire anybody anymore for anything, even if people
are useless, so bloody hard you end up walking away
with five thousand dollars no matter what.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
This is quite interesting. She had an intimate relationship with
another teacher aide, which, while consensual showed a significant lack
of judgment and appreciation of professional boundaries, according to the
Teacher's Disciplinary Tribunal.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Well, are they both adults?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, they were adults, So.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Then what's the problem They're not. I'm anti teacher student relationship.
Very anty that hugely hanty. That but good for you
coming out about that, by the way, But teacher teacher
relationship go hard some of the texts that they send
to me.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And you aren't you a product of a teacher teacher situation?

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah, I'm a product of a staff from teacher teacher situation.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Really.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, my parents Colviron Primary back in the.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Nineties.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
I assume they. I don't know they gave you the
glad Iron said come on in, Oh.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Because I thought you were a product of married could
talk back. I think you're a hate baby from Murray
could talk back.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
After the nineteen ninety nine that's down the track and
they met, and they met in the staff room, and
that they were very much in love. And then after
we got knocked out of the Rugby World cart they
tuned into Murray Deacon right, and then made angry love
yes and created the hate baby that is met.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Okay, so this story I think find me a staff
room with it is not some kind of professional boundary
being breached between teachers Wherever.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
There are humans and like teachers are humans, and they're
allowed to be humans and allowed to have interactions with
each other. Teachers have six more than teachers more than
you teachers heaps heaps teachers heaps three three for eight
three or the talkback function on the iHeart radio app.
If you're a teacher that's had six visit would love
to hear from you the tragedy and the situations.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Now we've heard, and we'll she with your next The
text messages between the principle and the teacher aide, this
might blow my argument out of the water.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
And that Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So we're talking about this principal who's been suspended from
teaching for bad behavior. So you've come out in support
of this principle who's been suspended for bad behavior.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
What happened? She was drunk on a zoom.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I support that. Yep.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
She let a caretaker go a couple of days early
because she said they hadn't been doing enough work anyway, Yep,
I support that.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
What else was she doing? She said something about her
She called, she told a couple of teachers that they
need to like it or lump it, and they cried.
I support that.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I think teachers should be tougher than to be crying
because they've been told to like it or lump it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
She also had a relationship with a teacher, aid, Yeah,
and I think that's fine because it's got teacher in it,
teacher on teacher. Without teacher on teacher, even.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Teacher aid but without teacher and teacher love making, there
would be no mesh okay.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
So regarding the relationship with the staff member, the tribunal
decision included a partial transcript of a text exchange between
the principal and teacher aid A. Let's call this other
person teacher eight A right teacher A because both teacher
ade A and the principal have name suppression. The school
has name suppression. Everything has name supression. We don't know
where this happened. Yeah, if you do, please text us.

(25:18):
I'd love to know where it is.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So so they both went to the hairdresser. Both of
them were at a hairdresser, and then the principal said,
I text text the teacher aide and said, I want
you close to me. Did you not feel the electricity?
That's quite a nice little ryme there. I felt it
ages ago, said the principal. And then and then the

(25:41):
teacher aide came back with, Oh, this is awful because
this is like this, this is the stuff that should
never be like, nobody should ever know this stuff. It's texts,
you know what I mean, between two adults.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I always wanted about this stuff. A text just available
to someone who hands over the text.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't know, but this feels weird, lol, said the
teacher aide. Felt things I shouldn't have. So the teacher
Ade at that point was like, oh, okay, well there's
a bit of sexual chemistry between the principal and the
teacher Ade.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's not bad, is it. Then the principal later.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Senter text message to Teacher aid A with a screenshot
of Teacher AIDA's tender dating app profile and the words
awkward discovery and references to swiping right because obviously there's
a bit of a chemistry going on between the two.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
All right, So the principal and teacher aid A are
both on Tinder.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, then they ended up having an intimate personal relationship.
They ended up making love with each other. On one occasion,
just the one occasion, just the one occasion. They exchanged
lots of messages and photographs.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
What kind of photographs you know what I mean? What
like trees, flowers? So things that interested in them?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yep, sure, downstairs operations. And then teaching aid A was
a willing participant at first, but then later felt that
the relationship was inappropriate, so then tried to sort of
back the way out of it. And then teaching Ada
asked the principal to stop messaging. It's like, enough of this,
I don't think this is appropriate, and she agreed, but
then she kept going more than one hundred messages in

(27:12):
a day. Ooh, that's too that's far too many.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Hundred a days if you've been one hundred is too many,
even if you're in a very loving relationship and everything's
going well, so let alone.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
If you've been asked to stop texting.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Some of the messages included things like I'll do anything
to be with you. OMG, I feel like a stalker?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Are you acting that one? What have I done for
you not to talk to me? And why the how
won't you answer your phone? Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
And then she's text tell me if you want me
to stop, but I don't want to stop if I
can't stop, right, So, how do you feel now about
principal A well, principal Principal Yeah, just principle, Okay, Well,
I support.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
The drunkenness on the zoom call. I'm still one hundred
percent behind that. I still support her over the teachers
that started crying because they were told to like it
a lump it yep. I cannot support that pathetic texting
you absolute loser like you're the principal and that's a teacher.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I have some freaking dignity.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
My only thought about this is, though, and I know
you mentioned it before moments before, Maddie, is what happens when,
if I don't know, our conversations with our partners or
something like that ever surfaced and they were getting read
back to us like that, they're gonna sound horrific as well.
I don't know, and I mean the one hundred text
part once the person set the bag of I get
that that's too much.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
We all agree that's not appropriate. You can't be doing
things like that.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
But I actually feel for her a little bit in
the top part about that lovely stuff about feeling things
that I shouldn't have felt.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Okay, let's do the next We'll do the last text
sent to a partner's challenge.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
We are not doing that.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
We're reading out the last text sent to our partner challenge.
Oh god, okay, right, sure, this is good. Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
On the back of that, I backed myself.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Have sent something non stalky.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, look at mine.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
On The Matt and Jerry Show, time for the latest
news headlines. Police are monitoring all movement in and out
of Mutta Koppa as the search continues for Tom Phillips
and his three children. Tips are continuing to flood and
following an offer of an eighty thousand dollars award.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Just fills me full of hope if I ever commit
a horrific crime and need to go bush that you
can actually you can actually hide. You can go to
Hot Springs, you can get a soap, you can go
to Bunning's and you can't be found. Well.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Tom Phillips is a particularly good bushman. Yeah, he's a
bit more bushy than me. I don't know how you'd go.
How's he been going teaching his kids and stuff like that?
If the kids beens he've been doing lessons for the kids.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I don't know if he's been filling in all the
forms that you have to to comply with the NCAA.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Do you know what would be a great thing to
do is maybe we as a show should go bush
and see how we go. It's not obviously it's not
really there's no real point in it, but I just
thought it'd be a fun thing. Maybe as show, we
should take a film crew out with us. We should
go Bosh, see how we'd.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Go in a situation, I says this, I say as
I says to my kid the other day, I see
his mash. I says to my son, I sees you're soft?
Should we go bush?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
And what did he say? He said, no, ild rather
not yeah. Okay, But but I've been bush.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I've been thinking about going Bosh because there's a three
day go Bush course you can do.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, I've been. I've done it, well, not three days,
but I did. I did a go Bush. It was
just for twenty four hours, but went out into the
bush with nothing and with an essays, guy, you can
do it. Just it's just north of Auckland and you
hang out there and he teaches you how to survive.
You'd be fun. You do bevel whack, you have a fire,
all sorts of stuff. There's nothing else, You've got nothing else.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It seems like a basic to do with your kids,
to teach them how to go bush.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Can I if I can recommend something, it is to
do this with with your kids. It's a lot of fun.
And I see mashes our kid, Jerry, So we should
go Bush with Man. I just feel like if we
do Man and Jerry go Bush, people will think that
we're trying to do something else. Oh you mean we
stopped tending to itself.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Look what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
There's a good chance that that might happen. But that's
how we're going to get confused.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Well, should we get man Escape on board as a
sponsor or something. Cope that I was actually trying to
have a serious conversation there. That was juvenile, but you
see what's going to happen? Yeah, well we could. We
can make sure we get the message in clear.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
So instead of actually going Bush, what you're suggesting is
we get man Escaped on board and just do something
kind of a little bit more personal growth focused.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I just think we let things go for them.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, well that's a lot easier than staying out in
the in the bush for three days and surviving a month.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Thought at the pole creepers all right, also kills them
to it in summer. A Victoria UNI study shows giving
VR headsets to women and labor can significantly reduce their
pain and anxiety. Nineteen participants were giving headsets to escape
to beaches, safaris, or underwater dolphin scenes. What about the
men that are standing there? What are we supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
You do? You get on the nitress?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I know, but not too much. I got told off, Yeah,
be careful there.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I got told off during the second birth of being
too nitrous focused by the midwife and I'm like, tell
me what to do. This is my second birth, thanks
very much. Yeah, this is this is very traumatic for
me and Wes Indian captain Rovman Powell believes that his
side are facing an undercooked New Zealand at the perfect
time after their heavy World T twenty defeat in Afghanistan. Boy,

(32:29):
you did not hear in cricket people saying things like
that much?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Do you? I like it?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I like that because normally what people say, captain will say,
look they're a very good team. They're very dangerous in
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You know, you know what's happened as well. Yesterday they
were at practice and there was a thunderstorm basically and
it rained, heaved down. But also the pictures were terrible
and so they couldn't really bat against their bowlers, only
spin bowlers, because the boar was rearing up off a length.
So New Zealand hasn't really had great preparation going into this.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
We had no preparation before the Afghanist Dan game. And
you're saying we haven't had any yet.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh god. So it's a must win game for New Zealand.
We're playing the hosts and Trinidad at twelve thirty this afternoon,
and the SEC is going to be coming that Sky
Sport nine were still just playing a dollar sixty four
New Zealand two twenty five.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh wow, yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And Matt and Jerry show talking earlier before about the
school principle who's been reprimanded, being suspended actually from being
a teacher after she got drunk. She ended up in
a relationship with the teacher aide she she got it
was only on.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
A zoom call and all she's accused of is getting
drunk on the zoom call and then kissing the camera
and falling off her chair.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
She kissed the camera and then she let a couple
of people go potentially maybe before they've.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Done or a couple of days early, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So we're talking about but then she's involved in a
relationship with the teacher aide. Yeah, and we've read some
of the text conversations between the two of them and
they're quite quite interesting. But we were asking, I mean,
this one here for example, I'll do anything to be
with you. OMG, I feel like a storker. What have
I done for you not to talk to me? Why
won't you answer?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
This is one of the one hundred those of some
of the one hundred messages she sent in one day
to the teacher.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You're in a loving relationship between two people that are
in an even keel.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
How many text do you think? More too many a day?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I reckon fifteen. Yeah, I mean it depends if it's one.
So if it's like one conversation, yeah you know, yeah, yeah,
it's fine. But if you unanswered answers because you've got
you've got a principal following one hundred unanswered text through
five five unanswered. I can three unanswered. I'd go lower
as well with.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
You man three over twenty four hour period. Five. Yeah,
maybe it's not an issue that you need, sort of
like an admin issue around the home or something.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, so what did we decide?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
We decided in the end as opposed to judge this principle,
we thought would have a look, Yeah, most recent texts.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Exactly if we're willing to read out these texts, these
intimate texts between the principle and her teacher, aid.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Then we should be willing to bloody read.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Out the last two texts, the last text between us
and someone important.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
In our lives.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Can I just say also that, look, we haven't got
any context around the text scent here, so I don't
want any additional conversation around this. I just want to
get it's just words like they've been leaked, these texts.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, well I'll go. I'll go first to think.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
So I received a text morning babe, how are you
feeling today? Hard emoji?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Well, that's a lovely text to receive and what do
you do come back better? What with anything else?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Or just a full stop after it better with a
full stop, I'm feeling better. That's one back in it
worked today. Okay, Well you could have said I'm feeling better.
That's why I'm back in a work today, not just
better full stop. Any emojis with it?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No better? Exclamation mate? Better? Oh? Okay, with an exclamation mate,
I'm feeling better everything. I'm feeling better. Any ex's or
anything like that?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Do you put like xx, I'll add a couple. Now
you're gonna add some them? Now we have this game
a little bit late late for that, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay? What's your latest text?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Exchange?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Oh you're on the whole exchange? Please? Okay, right, this
is going to describe any photos? Yours has got photos?
So funny you say that? Actually? Oh wow, okay, morning
babe x X. This is from Lauren.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
That's a lovely text. I said, oh, good morning, honey,
and she didn't reply. In the most recent text I've
sent here is should I be expecting my annual morning
snapchat dot dot dot dot excuse me?

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Oh no, there's no additional information there.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
What's the expecting?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
What snapshot did you get every morning? And she hasn't
replied to that.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
So that's my conversation snapchat reply to that. No, she
hasn't sent me a snaps Let's go to your snack. No,
we're not going to go to that for that.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, we're going to move on. Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
So early morning and you've a crack of dawn, your
bloody because you get it very early.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You're demanding her a nude early.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
She's going to be so stoked to hear this. Yeah,
this is the exchange between Telsey and I is so classic.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
This is just so classic. I'm excited to hear what
Tolsi has to say. From Tolsi, can you make sure
their breakfast foods are there? I think there's enough for tomorrow,
but we'll need restocking through a week. Mishka has muffin splits.
Some were there, although she and Scout may finish this morning.
Hugo usually has eggs on vogels, but unsure if he'll

(37:42):
have them without me to make them. If not, milk
and yogurt for wheat books, maybe hash browns. There are
currently a bunch in the freezer, but if he has
four each morning for a few days, we may run short.
I have some Barro ready meals and fridge for dinners.
Mishka can also make dumplings or pasta for them, or
to Bedford order takeaways. Hopefully you found your new coffee,

(38:03):
I said, I did. Thanks very much for that all sorted,
Jesus Christ. That's so classic, so much Edmund, Oh my god,
entire text that you just sent, well, no, that was
just my text was was all sorted. So that was her,
that's in that massive text with you. Oh sorry, she's gone,

(38:23):
she's gone away for the week.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Jesus Christ. That's the longest text message in my life.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's it's nearly two screens long. That's that's a real
it's damning, and it's pedestrianness.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
That's that's what happens when you've been in a relationship
for twenty four years. Matt and Jerry show already a haddicking.

Speaker 8 (38:50):
It's not you.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
And Mary.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
So we just said that text that came through before.
What said, Jerry, could you please read that text from
Toulsi and a saucy voice.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, because we we we read out the text between
a principle and a teacher aide, and so we laid
down the challenge if we're willing to read out private
text we need to read our own private text men.
Mash read out private text from our partners, and Mashes
caused quite a lot of excitement because he was asking
for a new picture to be sent on.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Okay, well, I mean I don't feel great about it,
and we don't need to discuss it further.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
But that's just look where we're mine is a little
bit more admin focused.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, but for strangely, look at this.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
All the women in New Zealand are full of respect
for the level of organization from Tulsi and knowing Jerry
that level of admin and a text would keep him
hard longer than excuse me, any snap Mash had received
and this one would it kill Jerry to read that

(39:58):
text out?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
And then the voice it was sent in.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, so I mean this is my voice obviously not
Tossy's voice, so this is not me doing an impersonation
of Tossi. Yeah, but we'll get the sort of sexual
tension that's implicit in your in your relationships.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, well, I'll give it a go. Can you also
make sure their breakfast foods are there? I think there's
enough for tomorrow, but we'll need re stocking through the week.
Mishka has muff and splits. Some are there, although she
and Scout may finish this morning. Hugo usually has eggs
on vogels, but unsure if you'll have that without me

(40:35):
to make them. If not, milk and yogurt for weeatpicks,
maybe hash browns. There are currently a bunch in the freezer,
but if he has four each morning for a few days,
we may run short. I do have some pharo ready
meals and the fridge for dinners. Mishki can also make
dumplings or pasta for them, or you can order Bedford
or order takeaways. Hopefully you found your new coffee.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
It was so sixy. I felt that quite hot. Actually,
that's concerning coming up after make a single decision for yourself.
What the kids are going to hold on to? Organized
bloody everything.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Let me explain. I need to explain. She's gone gone
away for a week, and so I'm not ever home
during the morning, so I do a breakfast radio show,
so I'm not there, So my mom's currently looking after
the kids in the morning, and so I've got to
go into all the shopping for my mum and stuff
to make it easier for my mom.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Because I'm still not.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
There to be here. I should have known. You do
a breakfast radio show. Yeah, I do a breakfast radio show,
so I don't normally do breakfasts before school.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Why didn't you get your kids in here?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Jerry?

Speaker 9 (41:44):
You go, Miss Woddle in a lot. It's been a
bit of time with Uncle Meshi and Uncle Meddie here
I've got I could have put on the hash Browns.
As long as there's not more than four a day,
we would probably have enough to keep them going to
the end of the week.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I don't want to come in here this Texas is
I have an erection in my car. Okay, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Coming up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Penis or Genius where we'd make the merits or something
this morning.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Principles are principles, Penis or Genius. This is a good one.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
You can vote on three four eight three, or you
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leave us a message that way. This is the Matin
Jerry Show, Radiatticus, cher on Me, what else with Mashit?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Matthews.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
And Jeer on Me, Breakfast shaw On Ready, Oh Locky
nice every company this morning on the Mataen Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Thursday, the thirteenth of June twenty twenty four, thanks to
Bunning's tray, get your bathroom projects sorted with a huge range.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
And welcome back to Matt heath.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Way. Sick for the last couple of days.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Amazing. I'm back.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm bigger, I'm brighter, and I'm better than ever. I'm
a How are you feeling.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
You're feeling better?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I'm feeling hollowed out, hollowed out and a little emotional,
but I'm back.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Have you been eating over the last couple of days?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
No, nearly nothing, really almost nothing. Yeah, I think you've
had the flu.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I had a muff at one point, big blueberry muff,
but apart from that, nothing else.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I reckon you've had the flow, You've been lying in
bed and the fevers, sweating it out. All those symptoms
to me sound like a flu. It's terrible, the flu.
It's terrible. It's stabilitating thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Any of those people out and about, or not out
and about, probably lying in their bed in the pull
of sweat that are experiencing this current lugie that's going around.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
It's a real nasty one. It makes you realize that
when people say I've got the flu, and they hang
out at work and you're chatting away to them and
they go, I think I've got the flow, It's like,
you don't have the flu. If you had the flu,
you would not be here because you wouldn't have got
out of bed yet.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, you can't. Don't believe you can't even contemplate going
up the stairs to get something that you really need,
like it. You know, there was a power aid in
the in the fridge upstairs from my own that I
just really wanted. I was just thinking about it constantly,
an hydrates.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I couldn't leave my bed to get it.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, it's not like you can't be bothered. She can't
can't do it? Yeah you did. I thought when I
was really sick, I felt so sorry for people that
are actually going for really serious sicknesses without an end
punishing that must be with the nauseair and the tiredness that.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Just keeps going and going.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, you know hard enough for two days that you know,
got to fill with people with chronic illnesses. That's sure, Yes,
all right, up next Penis or Genius. This morning, we're
dating debating not dating principles.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
We're dating principles was part of the reason we're talking
about it.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
The Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It's Matten Jenny's Penis or Genius? Is it every Thursday
Penis or Genius?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Where we look at the positives and negatives particular group
placed personal topic. Since we've been discussing the school principle
that's been suspended from teaching for bad behavior this morning, principles,
are they penis or genius?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah? I mean it's not this particular principle. We've already
debated that whether she's penis or genius. Around her getting
drunk and falling off a cheer during a zoom call,
her sending one hundred texts a day to a teacher's
aid that she had been dating.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, we decided that the falling off the chair on
the zoom call drunk was fine. The kissing the camera
wasn't too bad. That was just kind of funny behavior.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
The one hundred texts unreplied unresponded texts to this former lover. Yeah,
it was also a teacher aide. Probably not the best.
That's one hundreds a lot. The first one was okay.
When they were sitting beside each other at a hairdresser,
and she fired off.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I can't remember exactly what it said, but it was
sort of a flirtation of the sexual chemistry. Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, And that fired things up. But when the
teacher aid said, nah, we better not this is an
appropriate the one hundred a day after that not.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
So it never looks good when you look at it
in the cold light of day reading it out somewhere else,
those sorts of texts. So this morning three four eight
three oh eight hundred hardeche is the way that you
can vote and decide whether principles will be on the
penis or the genius side of the cody log affixed
to the wall of studio. Okay, I'm going to say
that's principles of penis, man, are you? Yeah? And my

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first argument is because they expel you if you give
caps of marijuana oil to rehab patients while you're on
community experience week at drug rehab centers. Very specific, a
specific example.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
They expel you if you give caps of marijuana oil
to rehab patients while you're on community experience week at
drug rehab centers.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
And my experience. That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
You think they're right to do that?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
They sometimes get drunk and fall off chairs on boardroom
zoom calls. Yes, okay. They also sometimes get drunk on power,
which is especially dangerous if they're inherently weak as a person.
Oh yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Generally you wouldn't find a principal who's a weekly No,
it's unusual.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Sometimes in a small rural school you will because they
can't get anyone to be there, be the principal. But
you know, the principles of big schools tend to be
pretty tough people.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Principals are penis because the boss of their school, and
historically people don't like their bosses, that's true.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And teachers rooms and staff rooms are boy oh boy,
their gossipy, nasty sort of affairs, and they will really
really get together and go at a principal, won't they.
Principal's of penis because they make you tacking your shirt
and pull up your socks.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Peers.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Some principles go as far as even if your socks up,
checking if you've got garters, even though the socks are up.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Have you have you experienced this oh yeah, they'll check
for garters. Yeah, yeah, principles of penis because they say,
all right, too much right, all right, all right, this
is what we need to do here, right, yeah, okay,
we're going to start here. All right, all right, they said,
they do say all right, too much right, They're always
saying all right, then they you're right, all right?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
They say you'd write.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Cock not generally. Why are they genius?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, that's a good question, German. I've been working on
this argument for about ninety seconds. They get the vice
principal to do all their dirty work like a mob
boss with a henchman. Oh, they go, that's they totally do.
Because you've got to go good cop, bad cop. What's
the principal deputy principle.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Either you've got bad cop principle and the good cop
deputy or the other way around.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, but a good principal will sit above the fray
just sort of like a like a figurehead, and send
the vice principle out to crack heads and do his
dirty work.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Dirty work.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I remember very well at corp with Borough School down
south there, every time you got in trouble, you go
go to the vice principal's office, mister Guthrie.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
He was a great New Zealand of God. It was
like making getting in trouble was like a beautiful thing.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
All of a sudden you're firing up marble blast on
a laptop in the corner of the deputy principal's room.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
He was great.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
But I can remember mister main Donald, the principle at
the time, being very tense. So you're right here. You
have to have the light and shade, don't you. Oh yeah,
I mean this is my advice for principles.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
You you sit above the fray and you get yourself
a real head cracker of a vice principal to go
and do your dirty work. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I understand there's a lot of principles that listen to
the Mantain Jerry show. We're very, very popular in a
principal community.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Buddy Gordy well my father, Yeah, yeah, Gordy listens.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
I mean, I don't know if he's got a head cracker.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
He's at a small school at the moment. He's moved
down to the Deep South, so he has to now
do both, and I think it's quite tough for him.
He doesn't like and being the good sitting above the
fray and cracking heads is hard to do.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Stuff to do. They don't cane us as much as
they used to. That's true, they don't. They don't cane
at all anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah. Yeah, It's funny when you see your principal drunk
at a bar outside of school, especially when you're growing up,
and then you see that person you used to fear,
and then they're like, oh my god, oh yeah, that
person was just a human being all along. Most of
them are baled that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Sorry, no, sorry, that was me that put that one
in there. For some reason.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Just every principle I've had in the past been bored. Sure,
if there's for everyone, but all the principals I've had,
that's right, because I've never I never had a bald
specific to you.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It feels nice as a student when the principal remembers
your name. If you're walking to class and then the
principal just singles you out for a little bit of
special attention that says your name, you're a disgrace. To
disgrace that way. They have a big office, no matter

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how small the schools.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
They generally do with a couch, don't they a little
bit of a couch? And a box of tissues. All
the principals from schools I've went to always had a
box of tissues.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
The mat and Jerry Show's.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Penis or Genius.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
This morning we're looking at principles. Are they penis or genius?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You can vote on three for three or you can
send us a talkbat message by pressing the little microphone
button on your iHeart radio apps somehow. Let's go to
a talkback from my heart radio.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
A principles penis. I think everybody should could just take
their own children into the bush and raise them without
any formal schooling whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
All right, that's that's coming through from Martacopo. Believe.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I
can sport that as a ruler. If every single dad
took the kids into the bush, don't think would work out.
Here's a penis text.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I was the last generation they got caned before it
was outlawed, and the head teachers were decks who secretly
enjoyed hurting the kids.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
So definitely penis. That's from Bob from Manchester. Do you
think we're teachers that actually did enjoy caning the kids?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Because then they always say this is going to hurt
me more than to hurt you.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
No, I think I think some.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think I went to schools where there were only
some teachers who one hundred percent enjoyed it and.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Had had like their special cane and stuff that they
were excited about, gave their canes names and stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, there's no doubt about it. I mean, there were
some that didn't, and there was, but it must be
a very rare person that enjoys hitting a kid must
be Yeah. I mean, if you knew that there was
one profession that you can go into and you could hit,
and you could hit boys. These girls went hit with canes,
so you could hit boys with canes. What wore girls

(52:28):
going generally strapped? Yeah, principal's genius.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
On the child of a retired principle, I can confirm
they're hard working, deeply care about the kids in their care,
and know how to smash back the wines great. As
a teenager heading to a party, mum always had a
spear bottle of vlaminaria chardonnay.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Okay, this person says, this is your toughest one yet.
On the whole, I think genius, But no one can
deny that there are some truly penis principles out there.
And I can say that because I'm a teacher and
I've worked with a.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Few genius You can't you can't not piss yourself trying
not to laugh outside the office with your mate. Yeah,
that's terrible when you're an episode out the front of
the principal's office and you know you've got to try
and get your story together and you've got to kind
of pretend like you're taking it seriously, and then your

(53:19):
mate says something stupid and then the principle comes out
and you're both laughing, and that's a disaster and you're
on the back.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Foot for the whole whole rest of the meeting.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Tell, your best thing you could ever do, and back
in the day was when you get caned, is to
laugh and then you laugh, and then you laugh because
they can only go six times. They can only do sex, right,
and if you laughed all the way through the sex
and the nd gender around and he just laughed at
the teacher by the end of it. But the problem
is it took a very brave person to do that,
because I never got cane. But I'm told it really, really,

(53:48):
really hurt. Yeah, the next level. Yeah, here's a text
that said image my principles were all bald. One of
used to paint his head every year. Well, no, thank you,
that was good to that up.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Sorry, I forgot that.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I kind of inserted an argument in the genius side
that principals are mainly bulled. That was just my personal experience,
and it's good to know that other teachers, other people
out there have had ball principles.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I think we need more information around one used to
painter's head every year? Why we like the painter's head shiny?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Or was it a color thing that he was worried
about painted up like like like an Easter egg painted
up blue?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Like the lead singer of tall What was he doing?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah? What was he up to? All right, Okay, the
votes have been tallied. People have hod You've.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Spoken, and principals will join university, the sky tower, cats,
and supermarkets on the side of the PRG Cody log principles,
you have been deemed peanuts.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
May you die alone and shame and inform me here
burning in hell for all eternity, at the left hand
of the devil himself.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Rough on Principal all principles, I.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Think that's juvenile.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That's juvenile.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Whole team people acting right. They're at school again and
bitching about the principle just because they forgot to a
boring assembly. To be fair, I think it's getting one back.
It's holding power to account.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
The Matt and Jerry Show with Matt Heath and Jeremy Well.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
It's thirty four on the Mountain Jerry Show. Time for
the latest news headlines and Macago Mare. Nobby Clark is
in hot water again. A code of conduct complaint has
been lodged after his appearance on Guy William's satirical news
show New Zealand Today. It's a different complaint to the
one where he used the N word during a TV interview. Okay, well, Arm,
what is it? Nobby Clark? What a name you gotta say?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean, it's amazing that someone's running the name Nobby
Clark in the twenty twenty four. It's like one of
the things where you look back in history and it's
like from nineteen thirty one and someone was called Nobby Clark.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Well, Nobby Clark in hot water again. There's something amusing
about that. I just can't quite love. The singer on
why I wasn't hot water this morning in the shower.
But is that I don't think. I don't think that's
what they're saying. That Clark's got been in the spar pool.
Slightly different thing.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I think.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Billy Raysius says five for a divorce from fire Ros
seven months after their wedding.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Neither have made any public comment about their split.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
As is the case with most breakups, they no longer
follow each other on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I just don't. Don't tell us hard as they can
break your heart about this.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Have you guys noticed this? This seems to be the
new thing that happens in modern day breakups. Now the
first piece of information that we look for in the
media is whether or not they're following each.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Other on Instagram. It's like they don't follow each other anymore.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Hey, what's the deal? And Mashi you'll know this, And
I know we've got one more news headlines, So I
read this news headline first and then come back to this.
Ryan Fox is bracing for the challenge of Pinehurst Number
two golf course as he looks to replicate Michael Campbell's
two thousand and five heroics at the US Open. Starting
overnight and north Carolina. What happens now if you break
up with someone right and you've had a relationship with

(57:00):
them and they're all over your Instagram and you've taken
photos together, and then what happens? Do you take down
the photos of you as a couple if you've got
photos of them?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Or do you leave them up? What's the deal with that?
Or is it really aggressive to take them down?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
That's a really interesting one.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I tell you what's aggressive with the old school photos
when you cut them out of the pictures. You go
out of someone's houses and there's a bunch of family
photos and someone's been cut out of them with peris
that's pretty fun. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I don't know what you do there.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
But do you unfollow someone on Instagram because you don't
want to see what they're up to next?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Is that why you do it? That's why?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
You know, when you feed full for them?

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I often see when I see people have recently broken
up with someone and then they're really hardcore pumping the
photos of them with their next partner.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Always wonder about it.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I always wonder if you need to do that, are
out of respect for your previous partner? Maybe you could
just pump the brakes a little bit on the sosh meds.
You know, do you need to tell the whole world
about it? Can you just just enjoy your new relationship
quietly with the person you're with, rather than just really
turning the screws on your ex.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Social media has become a real tool, a dangerous tool
post breakups, because people do that, you know, to get
back at people they like all of a sudden, you know,
if someone gets mistreated in a relationship, all of a sudden,
one person comes out of it thinking that they should
be kind of run this type of revenge years on Instagram,
and then all of a sudden, they're out partying three

(58:24):
nights or four nights a week, and they're sharing it
around and letting the essentially just their ex partner know
that everything is okay without you.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
There's quite a high profile relationship going on in New
Zealand with a couple of high profile people and they
post quite a lot and look, I don't know the
whole situation, but they often post a lot with the
kid from the previous relationship, and I can't help but
look at the whole thing and go, there's someone else
involved in this the ex partner.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah, maybe maybe just pump the brakes on it a
little bit, you know, it just feels a little cruel.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah, that's an interesting world.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Yeah, and Matt and Jeri Sha.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
So the black Caps getting ready for the second game
in the Med's T twenty World Cup today, massive game
for them, of course, they lost against Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So this is our must win game twelve thirty our
time here in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
You can watch on sky Sport and I'm with the
a SEC's coverage and joining us now stuck, I'm told
Laura and a stormy Florida.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Laura Magoldrick, welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Thank you very much, she said as a She's coming
in and Fort Lauderdale and no one's getting out, and
it's what it's time to be alive.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It is.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
We've had severe flood warnings throughout the last twenty four hours.
I had a game of cricket that we didn't see well.
We bowled yesterday that the ground was literally underwater. One
side of it was completely underwater at the grounds and
we're like, no, no, all good. I reckon an hour
and a half, we'll be away.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
I suppose June Laura, is summer in the tropics, so
it's rainier.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Is this the rainy season?

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
You are definitely asking the wrong person. I appreciate you
thinking I would know the out of it. But yeah, no,
let's say for arguments, say, given what's going on that, yeah,
I presume that that would be the case. That is
men alive. There have been some rain like it. Yeah,
it's been full on apparently very good for the alligators.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
It's always good for the alligator. It's always good for
the alligators down there. The whole thing is great. They
love it, Laura, Yeah, they love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
What's the pitch like in Florida? What are the what
are the ground conditions like other than flood You.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Remember but about twenty ten, the Blank Camp's actually played
a series here against Sri Lanka. So these facilities have
been here for quite a long time at the ground
that they're in in Fort Lauderdale, so that they know
how to, like, you know, prepare a pitch to everything,
and they have a lot of people from all over
the world that come in and do it. Actually looked
really good. The ground looked really good. They've got incredibly
fast draining ground here. The grounds in Dallas were amazing.

(01:00:54):
It was they had done such a great job of air.
But it's yeah, it's just a shame the rains, the
rain here. So we've got a couple more games here
and then, but they're all looking like they'll be washed off,
are rained out. So we're just got to get the
Black Camps on the park, that's all I'm really worried about. Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, well, that game's on at twelve thirty today and
I'm just looking at the ta B. It's got the
West Indies's favorite. It's a dollar sixty four in New
Zealand at two twenty five. I mean, oh goodness if
the New Zealand loose to the Westerndy said, is that
the in for New Zealand?

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Yeah, they're done that done because Afghanistan's run rate is
incredibly good and Afghanistan could very well trip up the
West Indies. I didn't appreciate the West Indian comments from
one of the players saying now is a really good
time to be playing the Black Cats. All right, mate,
it's down give the minute.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Ready in one going it. You don't actually hear that
much to you in cricket where it kind of love
it yeah, it's always. It's always platitudes like there are
always a difficult team. There was its like no, I reckon,
we can take them no.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Respect now the time, get him when it hurt, get him.

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
In it down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
But the thing is, I'm told as well that they
couldn't preak this yesterday properly because there was a downpour.
Plus the the practice wickets were no good. The ball
was rearing up off a length, so you can only
face spin. I mean, it is the worst preparation for
New Zealand that they could possibly have, surely, I mean, yeah, no, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
Not great preparation. But they had a lot of days
leading up to that first game. They had a lot
of training sessions and he taught. I saw an article
that Gary ste had said he was leaning on the
experience of his guys to get him through without a
practice match before the game. Well, you had two hundred
and sixty odd games sitting on the sideline. So it
was the structure of the team, right, I don't know yet, Saudi,
Sodi and Nicheum on the sideline. I'd say that's the

(01:02:33):
bulk of your experience. Personally, if I was looking at
the numbers, you know, so I'm not sure. I don't know.
Maybe Gary's looking for excuses. I hope he's not. But
I just really hope that, you know, they go out
there and sext a few things as they put wrong
against the Afghanistan boys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Well, I hope so too. I'm just looking at New
Zealand leeds and ten to four in the last nineteen
t twenty clashes between West Indies and New Zealand. Though
this is a while home game Brian Laura Stadium, the
ICC is expecting a sellout and so it's going to
be tough for the New Zealander. Should be should be
a great game.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
It should be a really really good game. And the
West Indies, despite the results not going their way over
the last i'd say two or three years, they even
played their best cricket. There's something about World Cups that
can sometimes do things to teams and they'll want to
do well at home. So let's see well matchup. I'm
excited for it and the Black Cats. I want to
come out firing after what happened against Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, I know, it's exciting, that's tense, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
This is World Cup cricket. Laura McGoldrick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Thank you so much for your time this morning. Love
you guys, Thank you, Love you too later, Bubby, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Stay dry.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
That's Sarah McGoldrick from Fort Lauderdale in Florida. She's over
there covering the ICC Men's Cricket World Cup.

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