June 20, 2024 • 42 mins
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys are live at Miss Lucy's on their first stop of Radio Huaraki's Big Bender!
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Speaker 2 (01:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:27):
We're live.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
We're live met Jerry. Yeah, but dan't he spoke? Podcasts
we're doing all the years and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, the iyear is going to have to be pre recorded.
I think, So, Jerry, what are you doing? Jerry's over there,
isn't he?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Jerry?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Jerry?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Jerry, you muppet.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He's in a conversation with g Lang, which is sa,
shouldn't we meet?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's Jerry become more and more deaf.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
He's so dead.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And you know two things I'm not as about Jerry
is a he can't even understand basic concepts anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, he's completely dead.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And he'll repeat what you say at the start of
a break, at the end of a break.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I have noticed it a couple of times on the show. Yeah,
what was it yesterday? We were talking about something. What
were you saying? He was like, are we still does
he still do that? It was Seal. We're talking about
Seal the other day on the radio show, and you said,
didn't you that he used to be married to Heidi Clumb?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, And at the end of the break he goes,
who was the model he used to be married to?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And You're like, mate, is your memory?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Are you just not listening, you can't hear, and he
can't comprehend basics. And plus he's so dangerously pampered that
he will not go out of his way at.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
All for anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Should we say no right now, right now, even though
we're supposed to do the podcast. He's very slowly getting
through his meal.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah he is. He's currently eating some breakfast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So for all those that are tuned in this morning
not understanding why we sound so different.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't get me wrong, love him like a brother. He's
just a terrible cognitive decline.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Should we talk about why we're here, Matt, I feel
like we might not have mentioned it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, so we're on a bender, that Big Ben's Big
Bean bender.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So there's a number of things that we're doing today.
The first one, we're at the Luluin at the moment, Lucy,
Miss Lucy, Miss Lucy's recording the Luluwin. The Luluin is
where we're ending up the night, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
So we're Miss Lucy's.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Very very cool bar, which is oddly for me. When
I first started in the radio, this was the TRN
building and this was the car park of the TRN
building before we moved down to the building we're in
down on Graham Street. This is on Cock Street, and
in the TRN building. This fucking stunk in here. It
was really really stinky because because because radio creates a
(03:32):
lot of rubbish, and so people would just pile all
their filthy rubbish, like any any stuff that was left
over from a like a primo would just be.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Dumped down here. And now it's so nice down here.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It is lush, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
So it's been turned into some kind of backpackers upstairs,
but like a leavish type backpackers. I understand that they've
got like quite flesh pods that you can sleep in
and that kind of thing if you're traveling here. But yeah,
it's a nice building, isn't it. But you've got some
demons in here. I can only assume there's.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Been some terrible cross are committed at the Radio Network building.
Was this There's this thing that you see now in
hotels and motels and backpackers, and you know, it's pretty
fancy backpacker where people come down and hang out in
the four y A and the.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Lounge, yes, and the PJS.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I just went to the bathroom and there were two
girls in there in the pjs. So hang on, what
I went to the bathroom before and there was two
girls in their pjs in there.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Okay, so you've either walked into the wrong bathroom or
you've invited two girls with pjs on into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, both problematic.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Actually now I think. But there were two beds in
that bathroom, and the bathroom is sort of.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
At the other end of the room, right, okay, screaming No,
so you've you've walked in on a bed.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
There is what you've kind of missed. But I can
understand why that.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I mean, it's a bit of a fantasy, isn't it
really coming to a backpackers.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And then you know, hooking up with a European I wonder.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How many, because I mean that must happen quite a lot,
like people tour around and then they hook up backpackers,
but also must often not happen. Yeah, and so you'd
be very disappointed. I've never done a backpacking tour, neither
of a slumber. I've never traveled in a slummy fashion.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well, you're in the world of entertainment, which is quite
interesting when it comes to personal travel, because yeah, you
kind of for me, You get I.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Was always traveling professionally, rather than that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Rather than like, in fact, it actually was a shitter
in my life than when I realized that I'd never
really been on a holiday overseas.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It one even worked interesting, you know, So was that
something that you've always was that I thought you recently
had was like, actually, maybe I should think about holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But but the but the the cash high of having
someone else paid for your travels, Oh, there's a lot,
but the price you pay as you're actually kind of
always working.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And then with you as well, you're quite similar to
me in the sense that you know, it's not as
natural to you to just check out of work as
it because you've always been doing it. Yeah, you know,
you've been working for so long and all you can
even think about is what's funny in life? And that
kind of thing sounds like if you're on a holiday,
knowing you, since we love what we do quite often,
we're thinking about, actually, how could we.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Turn this into something that maybe other people could enjoy.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Where it's like Jeremy, who's an inherently lazy individual right
now he's supposed to be doing this podcast, but for.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Some reason, it's like hard to explain.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think you know, as I say, goes peak that
he doesn't understand basic concepts anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But he's literally sitting three meters I mean, like, I mean,
how do we I.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Mean, we've been going for five minutes. Shold we take
a break? Well and we'll come back with wells? Yeah,
I mean pants man has pants? Does we've got? The
podcast has been recorded? And what's what's this Jeremy character
doing over there?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Jeremy Jeremy, Oh no, he's just bulls deep in a
conversation with He's bulls deep in a conversation with Chea
Lane and he now actually it took Ruda going up to.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Him to tap him on the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Of spatial awareness or any knowledge of what's going on
in life, it's quite something.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Welcome along to the Big Bend at Jerry, how are you?
Oh God, we're just.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
We've just been in five minutes of wondering why you
were sitting there talking to g Lane and not being
on the pod.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
How was there? No, you were doing a pot how
was either know?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Because shouting at you, we both whispered in your ear
twice and then and Ruda came over twice.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
But you were so rud didn't say, so you're so.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
In intense conversation with Glane that you're just You're in
your own little world.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
I'm talking through Glane's health propers, right, We're having a
very serious conversation.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was embroiled in the conversation. I was. I was
totally focused on one day.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, that's an interesting conversation for you to be having.
But we were talking about how often people go on
backpacker trips and they always assume they're going to hook
up with some European hottie, and I was running, what.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Percent, I've never done a backpack of tour.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I've always I was just saying that my my travel
has always been quite for a working class guy.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
My travels always been quite a leak.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
When I when I think of you, I think we're yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So did you did you ever know?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Because you were because you were immediately jumping into life.
They have a can newsboys thing, so a lot of
your travel was already sort of professional.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Did you ever do a backpacker?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And subsequent question, did you have a hook up with
a hot euro chick?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
The answer to both those questions is no and no.
As a result, no, And as a result no, you know,
I didn't do like an oe or a back and.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's too late because if I now booked into a
backpacker tour and tray to Hot cut was it would
just be it would be massively frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You could I'll tell you what you could get away
with here in New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Obviously we've got the key we experienced bus and you
could do one or two. So you can either sign
up for that because they won't know that you're you know,
a well known personality in New Zealand. Yeah, and you
could just put on an accent and pretend that you're
traveling from somewhere like a Kanucky door PIXI an accent
or something and travel and what they call the vagina
liners hanging out of there, you'll definitely gets an actor.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Like if dron liner. And but in Europe no.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And I'm talking about New Zealand, just why why leave
home when you can you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Can hang out in the country hanging back.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You can just do what you want to do because
clearly what you want to do is hang out the
back of me.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So yeah, right, because you want travel overseas, you know that,
Simon Dello.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's a great point.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Simon Dello was a Kentucky bus tour. It was on
the mic on the Kentucky bus tours for a number
of years. Was he yeah, okay through continental Europe?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh yeah? He said, like that was he did?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
He apparently cut a track through Europe, but it was only.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Had a track through Europe on a on a bus.
I mean, but the other thing you could do is
you could actually drive the bus. I mean, as a
New Zealander you could drive the bus. And I understand
the bus drivers get a lot of action.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well we've talked about letting your deck drive the bus
and how badly that goes?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Do you know what's funny about this is this is
a genuine conversation I have with my father, not that
long ago. Is he We're talking about jobs that you
might like to do when you retire, but you know
your part time do something. He said that he was
quite keen to do one of those New Zealand West
Coast tour buses.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And now I'm realizing that maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Audi just wanted to cut a track through the whisk gast.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is he okay?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Because Gordy once said to me, he said, if you
want Fanny, go to Franny. And he was talking about
Franz Joseph.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I've never heard him say speak like that, but that's
interesting that he said to you that if you want Fanny,
you should go to Frannie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
He said, I'll tell you one thing. And I haven't
told Mesh this because he's not old enough yet. On
a sturdiest, best day, I'll tell him this. All right, Okay,
do you want Fanny, go to Frannie.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean that works out. It's a well known saying.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Everyone knows on the West coast if you want anything
Frannie because those vaginala liners just crew so there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I don't know if they still do after COVID, but
they used to go like one a day, and there's
there just more women than there is dudes. Is that
the idea?
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Hey, it's just I think there's both, because everything everything
for everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
One time I was in Messman and I was a
very quiet part of yet the Blue pub. You know,
there's the blue and the brown paper, of course, and
then a liner that what do you call those liners?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The vagina line? A vaginal line.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I pulled up seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
The pub was just suddenly absolutely rammed with hotties.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh yeah, and I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
What to do with it.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
What were you mean to do with it? Why? Why?
What were you going to do with it?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I felt like I should have done something with the
you're you're talking about your I would have.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is the situation?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh right, I should have made the most of the situation.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, what you do is you you get amongst you
spot someone that you.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Might find attractive, and then you approach that young lady
or man, and then you offered to buy them a drink,
sit down and ask them where they're from, and have
a chat with them.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Is that how you do it? I would have thought.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I tend to lead with the pelvis and you just
kind of walk on up and then.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You get their hand and then shove it down in
your hands and then say would you like a bit
of that?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's what I like to do in a mosh pit situation.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Are you still allowed to do that?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
No? Not as much as his frownd upon Now, Unfortunately,
we grabbing your hand and shoving it down your pick.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well on that bombshell, We'll just take a quick break
and we'll be back at Miss Lucy's for the second
half of this history making.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This is a podcast, Yeah, this is were recording this.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Do you think we were live? What medium do you
think you could?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I thought we were just sitting having a conversation. No, no,
it's being recorded. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Thought we were sitting having a conversation with headphones and
MIC's on and.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
On that bomb show that Jerry doesn't know where he is.
We'll take a.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Break and on the bomb and we'll come back with
some tips for how you might, as a person that's
got it, been around the sun a few times, might
capitalize on a tour through.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Ruder's just brought over an express of Martini for you.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Jump on the mic on it. Yeah, So we're back
after this break.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
This great tease got here with how maybe you could
capitalize as an older gentleman on the backpacking circuit.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Then we're back. I prefer that the door.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
What else we got? So for people that don't know
what's happening here, we live, We're not live. We're recording
this podcast from Miss Lucy's and she set up this
little system here and it's got some samples on it.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh yeah, where Oh I.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Can't stup? Keep going?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Do you have a freestyle. Bet here, can't stup rapid, you.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Can't can fuck go to the back of the class.
I gotta make it a funky bean. I got soul,
I'm on my feet.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
My name yeah, j mc rapper.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
My name is dj ms rapper.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh wow, wait it just is. What's this one though?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh that's creat attention that one.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What about the purple throbber? Well, that's if you get something,
if you say something inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Life, you sort of say, oh, a mess, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, that's perfect. This is uckly how you use it.
You're real fucking Okay, it's true that.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Because you gotta be careful because if you get that
timing wrong, it could come across like you hate me.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, mash you're real.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Fucking no no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I gotta say mass, you're a real.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
That's how you mash You're real? Can't o God, you
gotta beat both canto and fuck right. Sorry, you've got
to beat both.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So with we were just playing text and holding poker.
I've actually never played poker like that before. It's actually
really good. Tex some holding poker great. There's a number
of things we're doing on the spender today with drinking yep,
and we've played poker and.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We're doing this. But this this, there's hundreds of people
on the spender with us.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Presciently at the moment you're double park with an espresso
Artini and a Shampers.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I mean, Jesus mate for a good time, not a
long time, dared. No, that's actually very good. That's a
very good thing to live by. We're not here to spiders,
that's sure. No, we're not anyway on that note. Are
we done or were you sure we could go keep going?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So before when we were talking about those buses that
turn up in Franny, we should have said and then
a miner turned up.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's really good. Yeah, that's what we should have a
h okay.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
So what's happening here is a lot of people around
the pub have started to notice that we're just yelling
for Joanna Liner out at the top of our lungs.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
So that doesn't come beeped across to the people here.
So just keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, some of the people here see Kezy Keezy, one
of the front boners from the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
He's got it. He's actually running into the front bone
of the moment my nice.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Shoot, you got Angie. You've got Joe Jerry, who's the
you got? You got Ruder, You've got the Notorius, Pensman,
Joel Harrison. You've got Puk Shan. You've got Dilly Dilly
is there. You got Pablo Escobar. Yep, you've got Mike Manague. Yep,
you've got g Lane is absolutely steamed. And it's only
ten o'clock. And Lane he's just moments away, like just
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a few days from a massive medical event where he
unleashed Hell from his bow.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I said, I was just taking them about there.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
So he's just currently working out how he's going to
sort out.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
A couple of kids at three.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Oh, he's currently anna his partner's purposely got home picking
up the kids because it's the way I just.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Moderated m So he knows he's got the thing already.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
So before he was like, I'm not havingthing drinks, I've
got to pick up the kids. He's now had four
drinks and he's now trying to rearrange his afternoon of
his kids get picked up.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So when he said that he wasn't gonna have any drinks,
he opened with a glass of bubbles and a beard.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
So It's one thing.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
To say, I'm that's not drinks for him, but you
know what I mean, Like you're your actions speak louder
than your words.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
So if your words are.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm not going to drink today, and then you arrive
and immediately, actually.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Can we get him over there? Chilai Gla Chila chi.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Lain Chilaine, just got a bit of Edman to run
through here.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Glane, you want to talk about a couple of things
with you.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He's a headset mate because because I'm just I've just been.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Saying that actions speak louder than words, and so earlier
saying I'm not gonna be drink because they've got to
pick the kids up later. But I think your actions
of ordering a beer and a bubbles to start with,
you know that the action of ordering two drinks at
once to start the day pre ten am, that speaks
a lot louder than the words I'm not drinking today.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Well, listen, I didn't order the drinks, So this is
my defense. They appeared in front of me, They were
ordered for me and given to me. So I'd like
to think I can plead the fifth on that because
I didn't order them, would they arrive I had to
drink them. It's polite. Someone's going to get by drink it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, it would be bloody rude not to drink exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So what's the update, then, g Lane on your afternoon's plans.
I understand you're trying to keep the kids.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I can pick themselves up, okay, dis ordered, they'll look
after Okay, that's good. They're picking themselves up, upo themselves up.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Where they can walk home or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's actually quite response because you've spotted a potential.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Problem five and a half hours out.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
Yeah fine, Now what's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
How about you cast your mind back to two weeks ago, Julane,
when you woke up in the HQ that's a studio
at four am.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
If you watched I watched Eric on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
No, he expended at kumba batch.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That could happen.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
What happens in that? Because jel Lane nor I have
watched it. So if you can fill us in on.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This, well, let's just say that his kid disappears to
school on the way back from school.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
That's they're coming out on the way to school.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I just watched this movie called Black Phone last night.
Have you seen that with Ethan Hawk?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh? I saw an emphasise. It's relatively new, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So it's a guy with the devil's mask and he
waits for kids walking home from school and then he
sort of surrounds them and balloons and then he drags
them into the back of a van and then he
locks them up in a dungeon and then he leaves
the door open, and if the kid's trying to escape,
he beats the shit out of them when they get
to the top of the store.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's pretty elaborate with the balloon.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Yeah, what's with the balloons that? Like?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Is that like a lure the montain them and check them?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
What it does?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Actually, what Ethan Hawk does in this movie is he's
got a fan. He pulls up the kids walking home
and he pretends to drop us fucking shopping no he oh,
here we go. He pretends to drop us prosaries. Yeah,
and then the kids come and help him, and then
he surrounds them in black bone balloons and throws them
(19:31):
into the deck of the van and then he kills them.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
So that's something to think about.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Okay, okay, well, maybe I should pick the kids up
with him.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But then again, you might be the monster if you
come and driving at one hundred and twenty kilometers an
hour and a.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
And a toy of Highlander. You can't do is you
can't see nobody to pick them up. Better to have
a couple of drinks run the gorntlet. Yeah, well you
can't turn up on an over the worst thing.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I can do it on foot. I can do it
on foot.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You can drink drive before you've hit an over.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I I found I was really unfair that my ex
used to be angry because there was four nights in
a row and I picked up the kids from school
from its me sitting in the back of.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
An uber, and and other mums reported to him, Oh,
Gil Court, what it's like. So you're already you're doing
it job.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What does it matter if you were out urageously steamed
in the back of an uber.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
It's kind of like snitching, bitches get stitches.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, it was better than tuning up on Lululemon and
drunk drive and a porsch k in.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I don't know, Speaking of which, I saw the Great
Dave Barnet this morning.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
He was he was in the office and did you
toilet buddy?
Speaker 10 (20:36):
Yeah, well he's my dumb buddy from way back when
we were we used to work at fifty four Cook Street.
I used to come in the morning and that very
building and this very building we are here, and we
our bowels were sink every morning and we were dumped together. Well,
I asked him, I said, do you fancy going for
a dump? And he said, oh, just give me a gimme,
I have this coffee and I'll let you know. And
we used to go in there. I'd always since he
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was there, I was like, I can smell you, Dave.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Was that you you go? That you lame? Was that?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yes? It is so good to see you again again. Anyway,
he had a great story about how after a survey
day he went to pick his kids up with a
six pack of corona. He'd gone through eighteen already and
he were have to pick his kids up and he
did see they were all judging me. Everyone was done.
I just just had a roadies. I just had a
couple of roadies. And he had a six or of
sixer of coronas with him as he picked his kids
(21:25):
up from Bonsanmi Prime.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, it used to be a very important part of
my life because he did the Flavor Breakfast Show. When
we did the Hodogue Breakfast ShW we see every morning
with Pete the Parlangy and them yep.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
And great new Senators.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But regularly Dave would be fucking hammered in the morning, especially.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
When we got the when we got the Tat pud On,
Oh yeah, most Fridays, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
That tap because we got we got a beer tat
put in it work and so he could just pour
a beer at five am.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
But he's one of the great news Inlanders, great news
on it.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
We hugged it out.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I didn't see him.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
I saw the Warriors about a year ago and he
was in the stand and I went, I was like, oh,
dumb buddy, and he was miles away and two round
and goes dumb, be dumb, and like there's like a
thousand people go what are they doing about? I go,
love you Dumpy, Love you dumby.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Have you ever seen him like in a serious movie.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He will just appear and he's like a really good actor,
and then you know what a funny panis is early
in the morning, and he's always being funny in a dickhead,
but in a great way. And then you see him
in a movie and he's just like he's just a
he's actually a Kickers Stspion and.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
He's a academic. He's studying his masters and he said,
I said, I said, what's it in? And he goes,
you're gonna regret asking me that, And I went, okay.
He goes to decolonization or the colonization of theater, and
I went, yeah, okay, he shouldn't have told me that. Actually,
I said, the colonization, the colonization of the colonization, wasn't
(22:53):
there brought over, Hey, look see the colony. That's where
I said, hey, I think we should stick to being
dumb buddies.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
What's there here?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
He said, it ruins every conversation. And I said, yeah, well,
so is he doing a thesis or something? A master's
not a not a doctor doctorate. But yeah, and he's
he's doing lots of writing and and we good to
see me he wasn't he's a good knick.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
The fifty.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I've got a question. I've got a question for you, Giliane.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We're talking about this before because we're kind of obsensibly
in a backpackers here and I saw a couple of
young ladies in the jarmy's in the.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Bathroom before What bathroom were you in?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Later Chris walked into a room and they were.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
The corner.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Not good was the It was a problem. But I
was wondered, did you ever do that cheap cheap travel?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Were you? Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Were you?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Were you backpacking your hook up with lots of hot
euro tips?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:46):
When I was. I left school and immediately went overseas.
It's been a year in Europe. I backpacked around Europe.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
For six months, work up with many hotties.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
I can't Yeah, I don't know hot or not.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You remember he is the trip.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I remember one of my mates did a ship in
a rubbishman in the middle of the room because he
forgot the code to get back in the dormitory.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
And that's we're the opposite of helking it out.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
And we're rooming with a couple of German guys and
they wouldn't have been probably, And there was the rubbishman
and it we were in Ireland and it's had that sick, sweet,
sickly smell of gunnis pooh pooh, and it was in
the middle of the room and I immediately blamed the Germans,
and a confrontation started between these three Kiwi's and a German.
Two Germans around who deprecated in the in the bin
(24:35):
and then obviously almost the Germans tuned on each other. No,
they too. That was I say, no, it's you guys.
It's like know you none of us put it. It
was you, definitely you filthy Germans. And I've almost like
came to blows. Anyway, we left the room and then
my mate Dave Goes, I shed them, I shed them.
It was.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Oh, the crowd like that one that's that's one back
for the good guys that were.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
Yeah, it was one back for the good guys. But yeah, no, look,
I think it's part of growing. It's part of isn't
it part of.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Get dump in the middle of it?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
No cheap treble paying like kind of ten euros Suspin,
a flea infested YMCA and Geneva.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I feel bad because I even did the hotel travel.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Did you go to do the backpack travel?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Man?
Speaker 10 (25:15):
You like have shared showers you cop a lot of
like cheeky curves as well, and the kind of shared
shower rooms you run run a whole lot content. Yeah, absolutely,
I mean if you're going to get tennier, you might
as well get the continental site.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Oh yeah, there the one that get it if you
rub your foot with your hand and then you rub
your down.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
No, I don't think you can get tennier on your balls.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Don't.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
It's just because it's just that confined spaces between your
toes that breeds the fungus. So unless you've got an
exceptionally large ball sack that houses a lot of moisture,
and maybe not. But no, this is but the backpackers
here is I don't know if you've seen the rooms.
You must walked into one that's next level. They've got
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the pods, so they have the full pods instead of
the bunks, because the bunks used to be the issue
because someone in front of you, on top of you
would fire trap with you way on you, or that
someone be banging in the one bottom bank. And but
these ones you got little pods in in the lilos.
So it's actually quite good high level.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, so I think it's said it just about us.
That's us, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Surely all right, just go is this any other?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
Is this a podcast?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Sorry, you forgot to mention that la, we are recording
this one.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Do you think it was?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
I don't know that. We're just talking with headphones because
we didn't want to talk to anyone else.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
See, these guys laughed at me because I was like,
they said, oh, blah blah bah, that's isn't stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Because my friend Graham Hell, he had neighbors used to
complain about music all the time at his house, and
so he invented the system where you go around to
his house and he had headphones and microphones and so
you could talk to each other. Would go onto everyone's headphones,
but also there was a U SI blasting through the headphones,
and so you have the.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Whole party with the and so everyone's walking around with the.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Headsets on, chewing absolutely chewing your face off with the
headsets on. But it was completely silent, like when you
arrived before you put the headphone on. It could be
completely silent, but everyone was going off. Everyone was talking
to a microphone. It was really weird because you'd get
more and more out of it, and you kind of
felt like you were.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Because actually you felt like you were diving or something.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Silent silent party, Silent discos are good. I don't know
if you guys have been involved in the let's just
reminded me.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Have a silent, silent the best fun because you don't know,
remember that time we were down in Queenstown. We're in
that silent disco and we were like really bumping and
grinding bogsy on the dance floor and you've got no
idea what the other person's listening to because you can
flick through a number of different turns.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
But then you've got the good ones have got those
colors on the headphones. Yeah, so when you push the butt,
you got three elect and you can realize that someone
else is on yellow too, and you can sort of
dance to get with a yellow.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
That's quite good.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Someone will come up with the blue and go, yeah,
put in and then you go to a blow and
oh that's a great song. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I think the party one be good as well, because
you can choose much conversation you want to go in.
So if you're talking to me, Matt, and I'm like
back on board and looks like, well Gerry's having a
way bit of conversation over there, and I can see
you on blue, I'm going to go and then.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Just join.
Speaker 10 (28:21):
And yeah, actually getting decent share from Garry. Yeah, that's right.
And then I look in the kitchen and I can
see the way he needs gosspeing. You just like and
then just dial into that one and just then they
can hear them talk about how much how terrible we are.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Yeah, and then you see people sort of wander off
and twos to the bathroom, and then you just dial I.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Know what you maybe we need.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
This might be the future, but it might you probably
do it more subtly though, because I think the heads
the heads it with the mic around the front. It
could just be a little little ear pods that could
just be mouch more subtle than that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
You could totally deal with the your pods. Sure there's
there's an.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
App, and surely this should be open channel where someone's
ready for conversations. So it kind of flashes, and that
means you're just you're just ready to go and have
a conversation. I'm talking to no one, but I've got
good chat and you're just flashing red and someone will
come over and go.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It'd be fucking embarrassing if you spot a hottie on
the other side of the room and you and you
notice her flash she's flashing purple or something. You flick
over to purple, but you don't realize this twenty five
other people on that purple.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Oh, and it turns into a Heidi Bukhaki.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, And you're like, it'd be good if that I.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Had some kind of like voice recogition technology where you
could have a cat and across the front of a cap,
like a ticker is running the conversation that's currently going,
and it might be safe for example, pre MENI backtackers. Like,
so you're like, oh, that actually says there something I
want to be a part of that.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Thanks, But for me it's actually handy because I'm bloody deaf,
so at least here we were talking about that.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
But I'm hopeless in a party now, are I stand
around and I can't hear what people are saying?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Is that why you end up just tinying up?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:59):
Right, because you can't.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh, we're just not going to a.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Party and he just can't hear anything. So you just
saw you're really horrible when you can't hear what people
are saying. Oh, you're sort of you're lean.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
In on it. You're just your struggle. You get very tired. Yeah,
that's rude.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
How's the espresso martini going about?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I did have a simb of that before. It's quite nice,
isn't it this time of the day.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
To have the poker table's going off? They see that
Pixel Campbell is up there on his own. Were quite
he started playing with real money. Oh he's doing now,
it's now, it's it's packed out.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'll tell you what's Plexie cambell are Australian content director.
If you were at a party, the chat would always
be shopped, would be like he's talking about radio, yeah,
like all the time.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
So you're like, and I don't know how many people
could get joining his conversation shop.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I think just between you and me, I think Plexy
Campbell was paying the dealer in real cash for something
that might happen.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
After always see okay, well, I mean look at that
real so people have won an experience along here, But
the entire HERDACU stuff you can't even get in in
them off. Then we've got pixies stuck on there, keysy
is stuck on there, pucks are stuck on there.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And look at our poul Winters over here, they're playing.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Text some whole You got to ask yourself, like, are
we just a den of.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
What is it like? A discussing den of scum and villainy?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You it's all gambling, discussing, drinking, sexual content.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It's you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Are we just?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Are we just? Are we just some some FM?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Is that what we are?
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Like, so we have this?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Do you want to be life with them?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
We've got this nice thing? And then what do we do?
End up gambling? I'm drinking two drinks? We do I
just lost two and fifty bucks? Over there?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Your mate there? What do you do normally? You drink
normally in your spare time? Do you drink? Yeah? You
have sex with people, heaps of people. This is just
this is just what you do normally.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
To work? Aren't we better than that?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
What I mean, you're not.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Certainly not.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That we weren't really actually asking you and we were
across theone here.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
That's bitter than that. Preps, preeps is just playing?
Speaker 10 (32:09):
Is a dark side to prepare the pantsman? You follow
Joel Harrison social media In the weekend, it's boat racers
bombing and him filming Harem Harthouse d m B from
about three meters high.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The notorious pensman Joel Harrison claims to be a very
important person in the Auckland dance community, but.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
That just means getting outrageously steamed.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, I mean, you heard about the a C situation.
Isn't you there? You conditioning unit?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You got home, got confused, You're you're in all the
He thought that the AC conditioning unit in his girlfriend's
room was actually a urine, all ended up pissing through
that woke up of the whole room.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
You're in a girlfriend's parents house.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So someone stole on the whole ute already, Oh my god,
some going that was It was about happens at some
point in the day.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
This we leave then for so long it's going to go,
especially around this battle we're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's advertising the station. Let them go. Do you think
maybe all four of us will get together and do it.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Maybe we should just do a podcast once a week
up somewhere of this area of town of Auckland, and
we can just people watch and just observe the curb,
talk about what's going on out there. Because I've just
heard a couple of people walk past and what can
only be described as something we talked about yesterday on
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Which no, the five days dogo it?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
Oh five days dogg Yeah, you want to stay away
from the five day but you don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
It's the problem is you can if.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
You can wear a cap that said five days dog
a edge and it was attacker that was running across,
you would steer a welcome.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
You keep arms.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
But you can see it.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
You can see, so you have each day you have
to update it.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
So day two, like, you get up to day two
and then someone says, hey, you got update there, and
you can flick it over.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
To two days.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Third day, you remember to flick it over tonight. Remember
to do that.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Now the two day dog of edge is not great. Now.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
I look, I think when when is it can not
get worse like there after five days?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I think if you.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Picked up bad, it's going to get right, but it
ends up taking up.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
Here is there's technology available? I mean, I have a
good friend of ours, Jesus Christ, a good friend of
ours Chokie Henzel his dead professor, doctor Ron. He invented
packaging for peers which when peers get right, they release
a pheromone which changed the color of the packaging, so
(34:23):
you knew the peers were about to get ripe. Now
you could use that same technology. Yes, with the five
day edge, is it's a certain pheromones that get released
which changes the color of the pants of your.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Pants and then as a warning sign.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Yes, as it goes through the cycle of one to five,
you can, I mean there is there is a sign.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
They work with long haul edge as well.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Oh yeah, big one. Well, fisties comes on stronger, doesn't it,
harder and faster.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
The difference between long haul there, it's just to get
it to the nitty grideo This the difference between the
long wall edge of the five day dog.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Of edge five day dog of edges.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Generally it's been up out and about and there's been
wandering arounds, and there's been toileting and.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
All its aspirational.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
Yeah, the long haul edges are drying out and there
sitting down over a very long period of time. But
the other thing with the five day dog of edges,
I think you can see from the behavior of the
owner of the five day dog edge, it's normally a
bit of a warning sign. They'll be either talking to
themselves or they're doing some weird activity. Oftentimes they'll be
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driving around and holding commodore with nods the windows down
and it might be the middle of winter. Sometimes they'll
be like I saw that, I'll run hot that there
very hot. That time I was up at the mobile
on K Road and I saw the woman who was
did me running at least a five day dog of
(35:54):
edge and she was driving around and day two pools
around someone else who was in there in the forecourt
with the baby in a car seat.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
And this person was driving around the snashing inside of them.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
Yeah that sound like a rad four Oh yeah, nineteen
ninety six two door green rad four sharp Yeah, forty
forty five forty six Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Roagnfical so fisty edge, totally different.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
We need to wrap this.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
It's more activity based. No one that's activity and environmentally based.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Give me a fisty edge over a long wall edge,
and give me a long wall edge over a five
bird dog a begeh Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Tell me if you like, tell me like that.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I was at the reading festival right and I was
walking back to my tent and there was a bit
of a there was a bit of a ruckus around
a portal loop and they were in a bunch of
people and I heard someone say his head is right
down the portaloo cool and and there was a bit
of a ruckus, and I thought, I'll go and see
what's going on here.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I got around.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
There's a crowd of about twenty five people when some
guys got so drunk because he had just walln down
the portoloo and the portloo was one of the most
disgusting things they ever seen.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, get that.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And I realized I recognized the pants and the and
the and the shoes of the guy.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Of course the crowd general, No, it was spooch.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
So I'm heading back to my team and there's a
whole fucking scene because someone's got the head stuck down
the port and I just.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Throw your attention to Electric Blue and Davy. Look at
that logan. I'm on the on the Toddler Road.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's just a coincidence because on the breakfashe to day
I said, I'd love to interview I have a Davy.
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Look that is so good. You're talking about five day
normal badge, and he looks a lot like Susie Cato.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The key tarist is like, you're not gonna get get
them off this mate.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Now I'm going to say there isn't five you can
get five days deck smil as well, fifty deck does
fisty deck cancel out.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Feisty four as well, can go by a couple of names.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Running Yeah, I have I'm one hundred percent. I'm a
snuffle up. I guess from May about you guys know
that you're circumcised.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Everyone everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Gu Lane's fury was the origin story for his dad, who,
after he saw the size of ge Lane's foury, he
started a business cutting off fouries.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
He indeed, someone was telling me the other day about
a five day Hermi badge.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
We've gotta stop this.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Why I think this is actually we're we're actually entering
good areas.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
We've been going for forty minutes on the shed.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I think we're actually finally finding some good areas of conversation.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
He there Vagina Weather also a little bit with a
little bit of Dick cheese in it. I reckon if
anyone it's the one that's that's that's the co lab
no one asked for.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I reckon if if you were like in a room
with when we're talking about that silent conversation thing, and
someone had a head on and you saw that the
conversation was five day, hermi badge, at.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Least bring me in.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
You'd be rude not to sip, be rude not to
because you just at least, what's this about? Yeah, well,
I mean it's because you're running. You can run adic
cheese yeah, and a hambi verge at the same time.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Of the five days can you run like a fisty
verge and then her cousin long haul verge at the
same time, I don't know, you fly.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, three days to You can't mentionine the situation, the
situation where someone as flight, say glast you've got tickets,
but there their their flight landing and Heathrow has been
right up to Glasgo, so they land Heathrow, they've got
a blast out to Glasgow, you know, Glastonbury, so.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
They've already got the long haul going.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
And then they then they get involved in at fifty
three days on the way back home, they get headed
the pipe and then you've got a long haul into.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
A fisty into a dog.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
And it's been done before.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I don't think that it hasn't happened. It's happened somewhere.
God to help that person.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
On that note, let's wrap this up. I think we
should delete those.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
Okay, I don't know it was a podcast or ten
minutes ago, because obviously there's the headphones are noise canceling
as well. So yeah, so I just presume we just
wanted a conversation.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I feel like I want a nice place embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I feel like we may have forward the tramp of
feeling we were in a safe space here and we've
forgotten that this is going to be listened to by
tens of thousands of people.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
So if I just make this noise here, won't just run?
That's wipe over the entire podcast.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
I don't wipes it, doesn't it?
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Well?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
That's oh yeah, thank you? Oh yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
Have you explained what you're doing here? You've got hot
keys on ads, but different sounded picks on it.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh the.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
People are still listening there.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
If we can just.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Play this at the start, then people all know not
to listen.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Warning.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
It's if you listen to at least our NRL off
field scandal alarm that we plan on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Is it too late to far off this warning? Now
now that we're forty minutes into this, you were too late.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
In time to go back.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
It's like, you know, we've talked about this before and
juries when they taken the jury disregard.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
So if you're listening to this, can you disregard the
last forty minutes?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
I thinksh So go back and put this at the
beginning warning.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's just fifteen drinks deep. Is he going to go
back and do that?
Speaker 10 (41:41):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I'm not thinking it big though? Is upleading?
Speaker 10 (41:44):
Is all that.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We can't have? Put it up?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I didn't know the podcast people have these days. In
any given laptop, everyone's got the audio abilities to go
back and ed this at the start themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
So listeners, it's on you if you're offended by this.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
If you're offended by this, go back, chose the order
sample this, and go back and put it at the
start of the podcast, so you know not to listen.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Okay, alright, alright, then just get stuck into this big bend.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, thanks Jerry laying with that.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
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Speaker 3 (01:27):
We're live.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
We're live met Jerry. Yeah, but dan't he spoke? Podcasts
we're doing all the years and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, the iyear is going to have to be pre recorded.
I think, So, Jerry, what are you doing? Jerry's over there,
isn't he?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Jerry?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Jerry?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Jerry, you muppet.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He's in a conversation with g Lang, which is sa,
shouldn't we meet?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's Jerry become more and more deaf.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
He's so dead.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And you know two things I'm not as about Jerry
is a he can't even understand basic concepts anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, he's completely dead.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And he'll repeat what you say at the start of
a break, at the end of a break.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I have noticed it a couple of times on the show. Yeah,
what was it yesterday? We were talking about something. What
were you saying? He was like, are we still does
he still do that? It was Seal. We're talking about
Seal the other day on the radio show, and you said,
didn't you that he used to be married to Heidi Clumb?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, And at the end of the break he goes,
who was the model he used to be married to?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And You're like, mate, is your memory?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Are you just not listening, you can't hear, and he
can't comprehend basics. And plus he's so dangerously pampered that
he will not go out of his way at.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
All for anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Should we say no right now, right now, even though
we're supposed to do the podcast. He's very slowly getting
through his meal.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah he is. He's currently eating some breakfast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So for all those that are tuned in this morning
not understanding why we sound so different.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't get me wrong, love him like a brother. He's
just a terrible cognitive decline.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Should we talk about why we're here, Matt, I feel
like we might not have mentioned it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, so we're on a bender, that Big Ben's Big
Bean bender.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So there's a number of things that we're doing today.
The first one, we're at the Luluin at the moment, Lucy,
Miss Lucy, Miss Lucy's recording the Luluwin. The Luluin is
where we're ending up the night, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
So we're Miss Lucy's.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Very very cool bar, which is oddly for me. When
I first started in the radio, this was the TRN
building and this was the car park of the TRN
building before we moved down to the building we're in
down on Graham Street. This is on Cock Street, and
in the TRN building. This fucking stunk in here. It
was really really stinky because because because radio creates a
(03:32):
lot of rubbish, and so people would just pile all
their filthy rubbish, like any any stuff that was left
over from a like a primo would just be.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Dumped down here. And now it's so nice down here.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It is lush, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
So it's been turned into some kind of backpackers upstairs,
but like a leavish type backpackers. I understand that they've
got like quite flesh pods that you can sleep in
and that kind of thing if you're traveling here. But yeah,
it's a nice building, isn't it. But you've got some
demons in here. I can only assume there's.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Been some terrible cross are committed at the Radio Network building.
Was this There's this thing that you see now in
hotels and motels and backpackers, and you know, it's pretty
fancy backpacker where people come down and hang out in
the four y A and the.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Lounge, yes, and the PJS.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I just went to the bathroom and there were two
girls in there in the pjs. So hang on, what
I went to the bathroom before and there was two
girls in their pjs in there.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Okay, so you've either walked into the wrong bathroom or
you've invited two girls with pjs on into the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, both problematic.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Actually now I think. But there were two beds in
that bathroom, and the bathroom is sort of.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
At the other end of the room, right, okay, screaming No,
so you've you've walked in on a bed.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
There is what you've kind of missed. But I can
understand why that.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I mean, it's a bit of a fantasy, isn't it
really coming to a backpackers.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And then you know, hooking up with a European I wonder.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How many, because I mean that must happen quite a lot,
like people tour around and then they hook up backpackers,
but also must often not happen. Yeah, and so you'd
be very disappointed. I've never done a backpacking tour, neither
of a slumber. I've never traveled in a slummy fashion.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well, you're in the world of entertainment, which is quite
interesting when it comes to personal travel, because yeah, you
kind of for me, You get I.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Was always traveling professionally, rather than that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Rather than like, in fact, it actually was a shitter
in my life than when I realized that I'd never
really been on a holiday overseas.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It one even worked interesting, you know, So was that
something that you've always was that I thought you recently
had was like, actually, maybe I should think about holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But but the but the the cash high of having
someone else paid for your travels, Oh, there's a lot,
but the price you pay as you're actually kind of
always working.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And then with you as well, you're quite similar to
me in the sense that you know, it's not as
natural to you to just check out of work as
it because you've always been doing it. Yeah, you know,
you've been working for so long and all you can
even think about is what's funny in life? And that
kind of thing sounds like if you're on a holiday,
knowing you, since we love what we do quite often,
we're thinking about, actually, how could we.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Turn this into something that maybe other people could enjoy.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Where it's like Jeremy, who's an inherently lazy individual right
now he's supposed to be doing this podcast, but for.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Some reason, it's like hard to explain.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think you know, as I say, goes peak that
he doesn't understand basic concepts anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But he's literally sitting three meters I mean, like, I mean,
how do we I.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Mean, we've been going for five minutes. Shold we take
a break? Well and we'll come back with wells? Yeah,
I mean pants man has pants? Does we've got? The
podcast has been recorded? And what's what's this Jeremy character
doing over there?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Jeremy Jeremy, Oh no, he's just bulls deep in a
conversation with He's bulls deep in a conversation with Chea
Lane and he now actually it took Ruda going up to.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Him to tap him on the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Of spatial awareness or any knowledge of what's going on
in life, it's quite something.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Welcome along to the Big Bend at Jerry, how are you?
Oh God, we're just.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
We've just been in five minutes of wondering why you
were sitting there talking to g Lane and not being
on the pod.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
How was there? No, you were doing a pot how
was either know?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Because shouting at you, we both whispered in your ear
twice and then and Ruda came over twice.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
But you were so rud didn't say, so you're so.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
In intense conversation with Glane that you're just You're in
your own little world.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
I'm talking through Glane's health propers, right, We're having a
very serious conversation.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I was embroiled in the conversation. I was. I was
totally focused on one day.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, that's an interesting conversation for you to be having.
But we were talking about how often people go on
backpacker trips and they always assume they're going to hook
up with some European hottie, and I was running, what.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Percent, I've never done a backpack of tour.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I've always I was just saying that my my travel
has always been quite for a working class guy.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
My travels always been quite a leak.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
When I when I think of you, I think we're yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So did you did you ever know?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Because you were because you were immediately jumping into life.
They have a can newsboys thing, so a lot of
your travel was already sort of professional.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Did you ever do a backpacker?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And subsequent question, did you have a hook up with
a hot euro chick?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
The answer to both those questions is no and no.
As a result, no, And as a result no, you know,
I didn't do like an oe or a back and.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's too late because if I now booked into a
backpacker tour and tray to Hot cut was it would
just be it would be massively frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You could I'll tell you what you could get away
with here in New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Obviously we've got the key we experienced bus and you
could do one or two. So you can either sign
up for that because they won't know that you're you know,
a well known personality in New Zealand. Yeah, and you
could just put on an accent and pretend that you're
traveling from somewhere like a Kanucky door PIXI an accent
or something and travel and what they call the vagina
liners hanging out of there, you'll definitely gets an actor.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Like if dron liner. And but in Europe no.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And I'm talking about New Zealand, just why why leave
home when you can you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Can hang out in the country hanging back.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You can just do what you want to do because
clearly what you want to do is hang out the
back of me.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So yeah, right, because you want travel overseas, you know that,
Simon Dello.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's a great point.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Simon Dello was a Kentucky bus tour. It was on
the mic on the Kentucky bus tours for a number
of years. Was he yeah, okay through continental Europe?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh yeah? He said, like that was he did?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
He apparently cut a track through Europe, but it was only.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Had a track through Europe on a on a bus.
I mean, but the other thing you could do is
you could actually drive the bus. I mean, as a
New Zealander you could drive the bus. And I understand
the bus drivers get a lot of action.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well we've talked about letting your deck drive the bus
and how badly that goes?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Do you know what's funny about this is this is
a genuine conversation I have with my father, not that
long ago. Is he We're talking about jobs that you
might like to do when you retire, but you know
your part time do something. He said that he was
quite keen to do one of those New Zealand West
Coast tour buses.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And now I'm realizing that maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Audi just wanted to cut a track through the whisk gast.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is he okay?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Because Gordy once said to me, he said, if you
want Fanny, go to Franny. And he was talking about
Franz Joseph.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I've never heard him say speak like that, but that's
interesting that he said to you that if you want Fanny,
you should go to Frannie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
He said, I'll tell you one thing. And I haven't
told Mesh this because he's not old enough yet. On
a sturdiest, best day, I'll tell him this. All right, Okay,
do you want Fanny, go to Frannie.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean that works out. It's a well known saying.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Everyone knows on the West coast if you want anything
Frannie because those vaginala liners just crew so there.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I don't know if they still do after COVID, but
they used to go like one a day, and there's
there just more women than there is dudes. Is that
the idea?
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Hey, it's just I think there's both, because everything everything
for everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
One time I was in Messman and I was a
very quiet part of yet the Blue pub. You know,
there's the blue and the brown paper, of course, and
then a liner that what do you call those liners?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The vagina line? A vaginal line.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I pulled up seriously.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
The pub was just suddenly absolutely rammed with hotties.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh yeah, and I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
What to do with it.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
What were you mean to do with it? Why? Why?
What were you going to do with it?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I felt like I should have done something with the
you're you're talking about your I would have.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is the situation?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh right, I should have made the most of the situation.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, what you do is you you get amongst you
spot someone that you.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Might find attractive, and then you approach that young lady
or man, and then you offered to buy them a drink,
sit down and ask them where they're from, and have
a chat with them.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Is that how you do it? I would have thought.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I tend to lead with the pelvis and you just
kind of walk on up and then.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You get their hand and then shove it down in
your hands and then say would you like a bit
of that?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's what I like to do in a mosh pit situation.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Are you still allowed to do that?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
No? Not as much as his frownd upon Now, Unfortunately,
we grabbing your hand and shoving it down your pick.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well on that bombshell, We'll just take a quick break
and we'll be back at Miss Lucy's for the second
half of this history making.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This is a podcast, Yeah, this is were recording this.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Do you think we were live? What medium do you
think you could?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I thought we were just sitting having a conversation. No, no,
it's being recorded. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Thought we were sitting having a conversation with headphones and
MIC's on and.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
On that bomb show that Jerry doesn't know where he is.
We'll take a.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Break and on the bomb and we'll come back with
some tips for how you might, as a person that's
got it, been around the sun a few times, might
capitalize on a tour through.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Ruder's just brought over an express of Martini for you.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Jump on the mic on it. Yeah, So we're back
after this break.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
This great tease got here with how maybe you could
capitalize as an older gentleman on the backpacking circuit.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Then we're back. I prefer that the door.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
What else we got? So for people that don't know
what's happening here, we live, We're not live. We're recording
this podcast from Miss Lucy's and she set up this
little system here and it's got some samples on it.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh yeah, where Oh I.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Can't stup? Keep going?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Do you have a freestyle. Bet here, can't stup rapid, you.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Can't can fuck go to the back of the class.
I gotta make it a funky bean. I got soul,
I'm on my feet.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
My name yeah, j mc rapper.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
My name is dj ms rapper.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh wow, wait it just is. What's this one though?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh that's creat attention that one.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What about the purple throbber? Well, that's if you get something,
if you say something inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Life, you sort of say, oh, a mess, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, that's perfect. This is uckly how you use it.
You're real fucking Okay, it's true that.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Because you gotta be careful because if you get that
timing wrong, it could come across like you hate me.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, mash you're real.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Fucking no no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I gotta say mass, you're a real.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
That's how you mash You're real? Can't o God, you
gotta beat both canto and fuck right. Sorry, you've got
to beat both.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So with we were just playing text and holding poker.
I've actually never played poker like that before. It's actually
really good. Tex some holding poker great. There's a number
of things we're doing on the spender today with drinking yep,
and we've played poker and.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We're doing this. But this this, there's hundreds of people
on the spender with us.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Presciently at the moment you're double park with an espresso
Artini and a Shampers.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I mean, Jesus mate for a good time, not a
long time, dared. No, that's actually very good. That's a
very good thing to live by. We're not here to spiders,
that's sure. No, we're not anyway on that note. Are
we done or were you sure we could go keep going?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So before when we were talking about those buses that
turn up in Franny, we should have said and then
a miner turned up.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's really good. Yeah, that's what we should have a
h okay.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
So what's happening here is a lot of people around
the pub have started to notice that we're just yelling
for Joanna Liner out at the top of our lungs.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
So that doesn't come beeped across to the people here.
So just keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, some of the people here see Kezy Keezy, one
of the front boners from the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
He's got it. He's actually running into the front bone
of the moment my nice.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Shoot, you got Angie. You've got Joe Jerry, who's the
you got? You got Ruder, You've got the Notorius, Pensman,
Joel Harrison. You've got Puk Shan. You've got Dilly Dilly
is there. You got Pablo Escobar. Yep, you've got Mike Manague. Yep,
you've got g Lane is absolutely steamed. And it's only
ten o'clock. And Lane he's just moments away, like just
(16:00):
a few days from a massive medical event where he
unleashed Hell from his bow.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I said, I was just taking them about there.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
So he's just currently working out how he's going to
sort out.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
A couple of kids at three.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Oh, he's currently anna his partner's purposely got home picking
up the kids because it's the way I just.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Moderated m So he knows he's got the thing already.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
So before he was like, I'm not havingthing drinks, I've
got to pick up the kids. He's now had four
drinks and he's now trying to rearrange his afternoon of
his kids get picked up.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So when he said that he wasn't gonna have any drinks,
he opened with a glass of bubbles and a beard.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
So It's one thing.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
To say, I'm that's not drinks for him, but you
know what I mean, Like you're your actions speak louder
than your words.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
So if your words are.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm not going to drink today, and then you arrive
and immediately, actually.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Can we get him over there? Chilai Gla Chila chi.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Lain Chilaine, just got a bit of Edman to run
through here.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Glane, you want to talk about a couple of things
with you.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He's a headset mate because because I'm just I've just been.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Saying that actions speak louder than words, and so earlier
saying I'm not gonna be drink because they've got to
pick the kids up later. But I think your actions
of ordering a beer and a bubbles to start with,
you know that the action of ordering two drinks at
once to start the day pre ten am, that speaks
a lot louder than the words I'm not drinking today.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Well, listen, I didn't order the drinks, So this is
my defense. They appeared in front of me, They were
ordered for me and given to me. So I'd like
to think I can plead the fifth on that because
I didn't order them, would they arrive I had to
drink them. It's polite. Someone's going to get by drink it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, it would be bloody rude not to drink exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So what's the update, then, g Lane on your afternoon's plans.
I understand you're trying to keep the kids.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I can pick themselves up, okay, dis ordered, they'll look
after Okay, that's good. They're picking themselves up, upo themselves up.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Where they can walk home or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's actually quite response because you've spotted a potential.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Problem five and a half hours out.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
Yeah fine, Now what's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
How about you cast your mind back to two weeks ago, Julane,
when you woke up in the HQ that's a studio
at four am.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
If you watched I watched Eric on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
No, he expended at kumba batch.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That could happen.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
What happens in that? Because jel Lane nor I have
watched it. So if you can fill us in on.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This, well, let's just say that his kid disappears to
school on the way back from school.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
That's they're coming out on the way to school.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I just watched this movie called Black Phone last night.
Have you seen that with Ethan Hawk?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh? I saw an emphasise. It's relatively new, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So it's a guy with the devil's mask and he
waits for kids walking home from school and then he
sort of surrounds them and balloons and then he drags
them into the back of a van and then he
locks them up in a dungeon and then he leaves
the door open, and if the kid's trying to escape,
he beats the shit out of them when they get
to the top of the store.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's pretty elaborate with the balloon.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Yeah, what's with the balloons that? Like?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Is that like a lure the montain them and check them?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
What it does?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Actually, what Ethan Hawk does in this movie is he's
got a fan. He pulls up the kids walking home
and he pretends to drop us fucking shopping no he oh,
here we go. He pretends to drop us prosaries. Yeah,
and then the kids come and help him, and then
he surrounds them in black bone balloons and throws them
(19:31):
into the deck of the van and then he kills them.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
So that's something to think about.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Okay, okay, well, maybe I should pick the kids up
with him.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But then again, you might be the monster if you
come and driving at one hundred and twenty kilometers an
hour and a.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
And a toy of Highlander. You can't do is you
can't see nobody to pick them up. Better to have
a couple of drinks run the gorntlet. Yeah, well you
can't turn up on an over the worst thing.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I can do it on foot. I can do it
on foot.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You can drink drive before you've hit an over.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I I found I was really unfair that my ex
used to be angry because there was four nights in
a row and I picked up the kids from school
from its me sitting in the back of.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
An uber, and and other mums reported to him, Oh,
Gil Court, what it's like. So you're already you're doing
it job.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What does it matter if you were out urageously steamed
in the back of an uber.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
It's kind of like snitching, bitches get stitches.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, it was better than tuning up on Lululemon and
drunk drive and a porsch k in.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I don't know, Speaking of which, I saw the Great
Dave Barnet this morning.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
He was he was in the office and did you
toilet buddy?
Speaker 10 (20:36):
Yeah, well he's my dumb buddy from way back when
we were we used to work at fifty four Cook Street.
I used to come in the morning and that very
building and this very building we are here, and we
our bowels were sink every morning and we were dumped together. Well,
I asked him, I said, do you fancy going for
a dump? And he said, oh, just give me a gimme,
I have this coffee and I'll let you know. And
we used to go in there. I'd always since he
(20:58):
was there, I was like, I can smell you, Dave.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Was that you you go? That you lame? Was that?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yes? It is so good to see you again again. Anyway,
he had a great story about how after a survey
day he went to pick his kids up with a
six pack of corona. He'd gone through eighteen already and
he were have to pick his kids up and he
did see they were all judging me. Everyone was done.
I just just had a roadies. I just had a
couple of roadies. And he had a six or of
sixer of coronas with him as he picked his kids
(21:25):
up from Bonsanmi Prime.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, it used to be a very important part of
my life because he did the Flavor Breakfast Show. When
we did the Hodogue Breakfast ShW we see every morning
with Pete the Parlangy and them yep.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
And great new Senators.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But regularly Dave would be fucking hammered in the morning, especially.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
When we got the when we got the Tat pud On,
Oh yeah, most Fridays, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
That tap because we got we got a beer tat
put in it work and so he could just pour
a beer at five am.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
But he's one of the great news Inlanders, great news
on it.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
We hugged it out.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I didn't see him.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
I saw the Warriors about a year ago and he
was in the stand and I went, I was like, oh,
dumb buddy, and he was miles away and two round
and goes dumb, be dumb, and like there's like a
thousand people go what are they doing about? I go,
love you Dumpy, Love you dumby.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Have you ever seen him like in a serious movie.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He will just appear and he's like a really good actor,
and then you know what a funny panis is early
in the morning, and he's always being funny in a dickhead,
but in a great way. And then you see him
in a movie and he's just like he's just a
he's actually a Kickers Stspion and.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
He's a academic. He's studying his masters and he said,
I said, I said, what's it in? And he goes,
you're gonna regret asking me that, And I went, okay.
He goes to decolonization or the colonization of theater, and
I went, yeah, okay, he shouldn't have told me that. Actually,
I said, the colonization, the colonization of the colonization, wasn't
(22:53):
there brought over, Hey, look see the colony. That's where
I said, hey, I think we should stick to being
dumb buddies.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
What's there here?
Speaker 10 (23:00):
He said, it ruins every conversation. And I said, yeah, well,
so is he doing a thesis or something? A master's
not a not a doctor doctorate. But yeah, and he's
he's doing lots of writing and and we good to
see me he wasn't he's a good knick.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
The fifty.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I've got a question. I've got a question for you, Giliane.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We're talking about this before because we're kind of obsensibly
in a backpackers here and I saw a couple of
young ladies in the jarmy's in the.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Bathroom before What bathroom were you in?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Later Chris walked into a room and they were.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
The corner.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Not good was the It was a problem. But I
was wondered, did you ever do that cheap cheap travel?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Were you? Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Were you?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Were you backpacking your hook up with lots of hot
euro tips?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:46):
When I was. I left school and immediately went overseas.
It's been a year in Europe. I backpacked around Europe.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
For six months, work up with many hotties.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
I can't Yeah, I don't know hot or not.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
You remember he is the trip.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I remember one of my mates did a ship in
a rubbishman in the middle of the room because he
forgot the code to get back in the dormitory.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
And that's we're the opposite of helking it out.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
And we're rooming with a couple of German guys and
they wouldn't have been probably, And there was the rubbishman
and it we were in Ireland and it's had that sick, sweet,
sickly smell of gunnis pooh pooh, and it was in
the middle of the room and I immediately blamed the Germans,
and a confrontation started between these three Kiwi's and a German.
Two Germans around who deprecated in the in the bin
(24:35):
and then obviously almost the Germans tuned on each other. No,
they too. That was I say, no, it's you guys.
It's like know you none of us put it. It
was you, definitely you filthy Germans. And I've almost like
came to blows. Anyway, we left the room and then
my mate Dave Goes, I shed them, I shed them.
It was.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Oh, the crowd like that one that's that's one back
for the good guys that were.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
Yeah, it was one back for the good guys. But yeah, no, look,
I think it's part of growing. It's part of isn't
it part of.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Get dump in the middle of it?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
No cheap treble paying like kind of ten euros Suspin,
a flea infested YMCA and Geneva.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I feel bad because I even did the hotel travel.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Did you go to do the backpack travel?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Man?
Speaker 10 (25:15):
You like have shared showers you cop a lot of
like cheeky curves as well, and the kind of shared
shower rooms you run run a whole lot content. Yeah, absolutely,
I mean if you're going to get tennier, you might
as well get the continental site.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Oh yeah, there the one that get it if you
rub your foot with your hand and then you rub
your down.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
No, I don't think you can get tennier on your balls.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Don't.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
It's just because it's just that confined spaces between your
toes that breeds the fungus. So unless you've got an
exceptionally large ball sack that houses a lot of moisture,
and maybe not. But no, this is but the backpackers
here is I don't know if you've seen the rooms.
You must walked into one that's next level. They've got
(26:02):
the pods, so they have the full pods instead of
the bunks, because the bunks used to be the issue
because someone in front of you, on top of you
would fire trap with you way on you, or that
someone be banging in the one bottom bank. And but
these ones you got little pods in in the lilos.
So it's actually quite good high level.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, so I think it's said it just about us.
That's us, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Surely all right, just go is this any other?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
Is this a podcast?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Sorry, you forgot to mention that la, we are recording
this one.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Do you think it was?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
I don't know that. We're just talking with headphones because
we didn't want to talk to anyone else.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
See, these guys laughed at me because I was like,
they said, oh, blah blah bah, that's isn't stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Because my friend Graham Hell, he had neighbors used to
complain about music all the time at his house, and
so he invented the system where you go around to
his house and he had headphones and microphones and so
you could talk to each other. Would go onto everyone's headphones,
but also there was a U SI blasting through the headphones,
and so you have the.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Whole party with the and so everyone's walking around with the.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Headsets on, chewing absolutely chewing your face off with the
headsets on. But it was completely silent, like when you
arrived before you put the headphone on. It could be
completely silent, but everyone was going off. Everyone was talking
to a microphone. It was really weird because you'd get
more and more out of it, and you kind of
felt like you were.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Because actually you felt like you were diving or something.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Silent silent party, Silent discos are good. I don't know
if you guys have been involved in the let's just
reminded me.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Have a silent, silent the best fun because you don't know,
remember that time we were down in Queenstown. We're in
that silent disco and we were like really bumping and
grinding bogsy on the dance floor and you've got no
idea what the other person's listening to because you can
flick through a number of different turns.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
But then you've got the good ones have got those
colors on the headphones. Yeah, so when you push the butt,
you got three elect and you can realize that someone
else is on yellow too, and you can sort of
dance to get with a yellow.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
That's quite good.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Someone will come up with the blue and go, yeah,
put in and then you go to a blow and
oh that's a great song. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I think the party one be good as well, because
you can choose much conversation you want to go in.
So if you're talking to me, Matt, and I'm like
back on board and looks like, well Gerry's having a
way bit of conversation over there, and I can see
you on blue, I'm going to go and then.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Just join.
Speaker 10 (28:21):
And yeah, actually getting decent share from Garry. Yeah, that's right.
And then I look in the kitchen and I can
see the way he needs gosspeing. You just like and
then just dial into that one and just then they
can hear them talk about how much how terrible we are.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Yeah, and then you see people sort of wander off
and twos to the bathroom, and then you just dial I.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Know what you maybe we need.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
This might be the future, but it might you probably
do it more subtly though, because I think the heads
the heads it with the mic around the front. It
could just be a little little ear pods that could
just be mouch more subtle than that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
You could totally deal with the your pods. Sure there's
there's an.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
App, and surely this should be open channel where someone's
ready for conversations. So it kind of flashes, and that
means you're just you're just ready to go and have
a conversation. I'm talking to no one, but I've got
good chat and you're just flashing red and someone will
come over and go.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It'd be fucking embarrassing if you spot a hottie on
the other side of the room and you and you
notice her flash she's flashing purple or something. You flick
over to purple, but you don't realize this twenty five
other people on that purple.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Oh, and it turns into a Heidi Bukhaki.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, And you're like, it'd be good if that I.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Had some kind of like voice recogition technology where you
could have a cat and across the front of a cap,
like a ticker is running the conversation that's currently going,
and it might be safe for example, pre MENI backtackers. Like,
so you're like, oh, that actually says there something I
want to be a part of that.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Thanks, But for me it's actually handy because I'm bloody deaf,
so at least here we were talking about that.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
But I'm hopeless in a party now, are I stand
around and I can't hear what people are saying?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Is that why you end up just tinying up?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:59):
Right, because you can't.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh, we're just not going to a.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Party and he just can't hear anything. So you just
saw you're really horrible when you can't hear what people
are saying. Oh, you're sort of you're lean.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
In on it. You're just your struggle. You get very tired. Yeah,
that's rude.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
How's the espresso martini going about?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I did have a simb of that before. It's quite nice,
isn't it this time of the day.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
To have the poker table's going off? They see that
Pixel Campbell is up there on his own. Were quite
he started playing with real money. Oh he's doing now,
it's now, it's it's packed out.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'll tell you what's Plexie cambell are Australian content director.
If you were at a party, the chat would always
be shopped, would be like he's talking about radio, yeah,
like all the time.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
So you're like, and I don't know how many people
could get joining his conversation shop.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I think just between you and me, I think Plexy
Campbell was paying the dealer in real cash for something
that might happen.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
After always see okay, well, I mean look at that
real so people have won an experience along here, But
the entire HERDACU stuff you can't even get in in
them off. Then we've got pixies stuck on there, keysy
is stuck on there, pucks are stuck on there.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And look at our poul Winters over here, they're playing.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Text some whole You got to ask yourself, like, are
we just a den of.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
What is it like? A discussing den of scum and villainy?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You it's all gambling, discussing, drinking, sexual content.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It's you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Are we just?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Are we just? Are we just some some FM?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Is that what we are?
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Like? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Like, so we have this?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Do you want to be life with them?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
We've got this nice thing? And then what do we do?
End up gambling? I'm drinking two drinks? We do I
just lost two and fifty bucks? Over there?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Your mate there? What do you do normally? You drink
normally in your spare time? Do you drink? Yeah? You
have sex with people, heaps of people. This is just
this is just what you do normally.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
To work? Aren't we better than that?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
What I mean, you're not.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Certainly not.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That we weren't really actually asking you and we were
across theone here.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
That's bitter than that. Preps, preeps is just playing?
Speaker 10 (32:09):
Is a dark side to prepare the pantsman? You follow
Joel Harrison social media In the weekend, it's boat racers
bombing and him filming Harem Harthouse d m B from
about three meters high.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The notorious pensman Joel Harrison claims to be a very
important person in the Auckland dance community, but.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
That just means getting outrageously steamed.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, I mean, you heard about the a C situation.
Isn't you there? You conditioning unit?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You got home, got confused, You're you're in all the
He thought that the AC conditioning unit in his girlfriend's
room was actually a urine, all ended up pissing through
that woke up of the whole room.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
You're in a girlfriend's parents house.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So someone stole on the whole ute already, Oh my god,
some going that was It was about happens at some
point in the day.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
This we leave then for so long it's going to go,
especially around this battle we're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's advertising the station. Let them go. Do you think
maybe all four of us will get together and do it.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Maybe we should just do a podcast once a week
up somewhere of this area of town of Auckland, and
we can just people watch and just observe the curb,
talk about what's going on out there. Because I've just
heard a couple of people walk past and what can
only be described as something we talked about yesterday on
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Which no, the five days dogo it?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
Oh five days dogg Yeah, you want to stay away
from the five day but you don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
It's the problem is you can if.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
You can wear a cap that said five days dog
a edge and it was attacker that was running across,
you would steer a welcome.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
You keep arms.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
But you can see it.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
You can see, so you have each day you have
to update it.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
So day two, like, you get up to day two
and then someone says, hey, you got update there, and
you can flick it over.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
To two days.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Third day, you remember to flick it over tonight. Remember
to do that.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Now the two day dog of edge is not great. Now.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
I look, I think when when is it can not
get worse like there after five days?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I think if you.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Picked up bad, it's going to get right, but it
ends up taking up.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
Here is there's technology available? I mean, I have a
good friend of ours, Jesus Christ, a good friend of
ours Chokie Henzel his dead professor, doctor Ron. He invented
packaging for peers which when peers get right, they release
a pheromone which changed the color of the packaging, so
(34:23):
you knew the peers were about to get ripe. Now
you could use that same technology. Yes, with the five
day edge, is it's a certain pheromones that get released
which changes the color of the pants of your.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Pants and then as a warning sign.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Yes, as it goes through the cycle of one to five,
you can, I mean there is there is a sign.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
They work with long haul edge as well.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Oh yeah, big one. Well, fisties comes on stronger, doesn't it,
harder and faster.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
The difference between long haul there, it's just to get
it to the nitty grideo This the difference between the
long wall edge of the five day dog.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Of edge five day dog of edges.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Generally it's been up out and about and there's been
wandering arounds, and there's been toileting and.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
All its aspirational.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
Yeah, the long haul edges are drying out and there
sitting down over a very long period of time. But
the other thing with the five day dog of edges,
I think you can see from the behavior of the
owner of the five day dog edge, it's normally a
bit of a warning sign. They'll be either talking to
themselves or they're doing some weird activity. Oftentimes they'll be
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driving around and holding commodore with nods the windows down
and it might be the middle of winter. Sometimes they'll
be like I saw that, I'll run hot that there
very hot. That time I was up at the mobile
on K Road and I saw the woman who was
did me running at least a five day dog of
(35:54):
edge and she was driving around and day two pools
around someone else who was in there in the forecourt
with the baby in a car seat.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
And this person was driving around the snashing inside of them.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
Yeah that sound like a rad four Oh yeah, nineteen
ninety six two door green rad four sharp Yeah, forty
forty five forty six Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Roagnfical so fisty edge, totally different.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
We need to wrap this.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
It's more activity based. No one that's activity and environmentally based.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Give me a fisty edge over a long wall edge,
and give me a long wall edge over a five
bird dog a begeh Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Tell me if you like, tell me like that.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I was at the reading festival right and I was
walking back to my tent and there was a bit
of a there was a bit of a ruckus around
a portal loop and they were in a bunch of
people and I heard someone say his head is right
down the portaloo cool and and there was a bit
of a ruckus, and I thought, I'll go and see
what's going on here.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I got around.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
There's a crowd of about twenty five people when some
guys got so drunk because he had just walln down
the portoloo and the portloo was one of the most
disgusting things they ever seen.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, get that.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And I realized I recognized the pants and the and
the and the shoes of the guy.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Of course the crowd general, No, it was spooch.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
So I'm heading back to my team and there's a
whole fucking scene because someone's got the head stuck down
the port and I just.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Throw your attention to Electric Blue and Davy. Look at
that logan. I'm on the on the Toddler Road.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's just a coincidence because on the breakfashe to day
I said, I'd love to interview I have a Davy.
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Look that is so good. You're talking about five day
normal badge, and he looks a lot like Susie Cato.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The key tarist is like, you're not gonna get get
them off this mate.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Now I'm going to say there isn't five you can
get five days deck smil as well, fifty deck does
fisty deck cancel out.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Feisty four as well, can go by a couple of names.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Running Yeah, I have I'm one hundred percent. I'm a
snuffle up. I guess from May about you guys know
that you're circumcised.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Everyone everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Gu Lane's fury was the origin story for his dad, who,
after he saw the size of ge Lane's foury, he
started a business cutting off fouries.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
He indeed, someone was telling me the other day about
a five day Hermi badge.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
We've gotta stop this.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Why I think this is actually we're we're actually entering
good areas.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
We've been going for forty minutes on the shed.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I think we're actually finally finding some good areas of conversation.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
He there Vagina Weather also a little bit with a
little bit of Dick cheese in it. I reckon if
anyone it's the one that's that's that's the co lab
no one asked for.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I reckon if if you were like in a room
with when we're talking about that silent conversation thing, and
someone had a head on and you saw that the
conversation was five day, hermi badge, at.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Least bring me in.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
You'd be rude not to sip, be rude not to
because you just at least, what's this about? Yeah, well,
I mean it's because you're running. You can run adic
cheese yeah, and a hambi verge at the same time.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Of the five days can you run like a fisty
verge and then her cousin long haul verge at the
same time, I don't know, you fly.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, three days to You can't mentionine the situation, the
situation where someone as flight, say glast you've got tickets,
but there their their flight landing and Heathrow has been
right up to Glasgo, so they land Heathrow, they've got
a blast out to Glasgow, you know, Glastonbury, so.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
They've already got the long haul going.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
And then they then they get involved in at fifty
three days on the way back home, they get headed
the pipe and then you've got a long haul into.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
A fisty into a dog.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
And it's been done before.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I don't think that it hasn't happened. It's happened somewhere.
God to help that person.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
On that note, let's wrap this up. I think we
should delete those.
Speaker 10 (39:57):
Okay, I don't know it was a podcast or ten
minutes ago, because obviously there's the headphones are noise canceling
as well. So yeah, so I just presume we just
wanted a conversation.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
I feel like I want a nice place embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I feel like we may have forward the tramp of
feeling we were in a safe space here and we've
forgotten that this is going to be listened to by
tens of thousands of people.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
So if I just make this noise here, won't just run?
That's wipe over the entire podcast.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
I don't wipes it, doesn't it?
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Well?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
That's oh yeah, thank you? Oh yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
Have you explained what you're doing here? You've got hot
keys on ads, but different sounded picks on it.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh the.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
People are still listening there.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
If we can just.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Play this at the start, then people all know not
to listen.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Warning.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
It's if you listen to at least our NRL off
field scandal alarm that we plan on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Is it too late to far off this warning? Now
now that we're forty minutes into this, you were too late.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
In time to go back.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
It's like, you know, we've talked about this before and
juries when they taken the jury disregard.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
So if you're listening to this, can you disregard the
last forty minutes?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
I thinksh So go back and put this at the
beginning warning.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's just fifteen drinks deep. Is he going to go
back and do that?
Speaker 10 (41:41):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I'm not thinking it big though? Is upleading?
Speaker 10 (41:44):
Is all that.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We can't have? Put it up?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I didn't know the podcast people have these days. In
any given laptop, everyone's got the audio abilities to go
back and ed this at the start themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
So listeners, it's on you if you're offended by this.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
If you're offended by this, go back, chose the order
sample this, and go back and put it at the
start of the podcast, so you know not to listen.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Okay, alright, alright, then just get stuck into this big bend.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, thanks Jerry laying with that.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Alright, Jesus, you can't say that
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