Raining Fish Cakes - The Radio Highlights July 23

On the radio show today, the fellas look for The Four Pillars Of Kaimoana, and what should you do if you have a colleague who stinks? All that and more on this episode of the Radio Highlights Podcast... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trade are there to help. It's Matt and Jerry
Wracky he there on the Breakfast show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Good morning, welcoming on to the Mat and Jerry Show.
It's Tuesday, the twenty third of July. The year this year,
Just in case you just woke up, it's twenty twenty four.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Matt Heath, and this
is Man.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I've got a contract back that i'd signed the other
day and it came back from my lawyer because I'd
used twenty twenty three at one point in twenty twenty
four at another point, and that happened when you're signing
the contract. Yeah, when niejic reaction was surely it's still
only twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I get that. I totally get that. I mean,
this year has really kicked off. You don't think it's
probably about to kick off pretty.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Soon, which is so crazy to think about that it's
August next month and it's only about to kick off
just now.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, I mean, does anyone else feel like that? The
year has just sort of been spluttering and spluttering and
splittering and starting like a crappy old car and it's
just just caught.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's just about to catch. We just about seven months
and it feels like we're about three. Yeah, I would
say we're I would say we're in March. The problem
from New Zealand, and we've talked about this a lot
on the show. Is it all catch and the starter
Madeal will fire the car up and then we're in
November and.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Then we shove it into neutral and coast down to
Christmas and then we don't start up again even think
about starting up.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Again Toil the first of fear.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
That's the way.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's why New Zealand has some of the lowest productivity
in the world. It's where our summer holidays are situated.
We need to redesign the New Zealand calendar. All right, Okay,
we sorted.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That out huge shape. Welcome to everyone listening on the
Radiohighlights podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Boom the Mattingerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I see last night met service warn key we
used to rug up warm temperature set to plummet near
or below freezing for much of the country.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Should we do the rounds? Do the rounds? Because they
were threatening a negative five somewhere. Were they so let's
see if the net Service can find it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, if we can find that negative five of oh
oh okay. Immediately when I'm looking for could temperatures, I'm
going straight to twice hole. Twice hole, yep, twice hole.
Central actually mckensey country, actually South Canterbury twice hole. Isn't
it's not really Central Ottago, even though it feels like
Central Ottago minus three. That's pretty cold. That's cold. He

(02:27):
look at this. Auckland's nine point nine, but according to
the Met Service it feels like ten.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
So does actually go right about that?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Who can feel the difference between nine point nine and
ten a? Nawhaw so Queenstown minus one? What about one
arca minus one? Oh yeah, these aren't that's not that impressive.
What about the pretty city crom Hole no fort a
bamie seven? Okay, well this isn't match. What about sometimes

(02:57):
Hamilton gets down there? Hamilton? We want Hamilton Hamilton six? Oh,
that's nothing. Met Service, you've been fairm angering top five,
that's warm, Tai happy five okay, Met Service ten. Actually
I looked last night on the news and Wellington had

(03:17):
a low of eight and a high of eleven for
the day, and I was like, it's a narrow band
from Wellington, but at least you know how to dress
for the whole day.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Rug up. Also, incredibly, I imagine the wind shill because
she's got it. She's a strong southerly.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
What's the largest wind chill factor you can haven? Like,
can a windchill effector lower you by ten degrees?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I've definitely been in ski conditions before where it's not
been that cold, but then the wind has been so
intense that Mount Rapehu actually where the windshill is so
bad it feels like, essentially you're an Antarctica.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So you, guys, listen to that recommendation that you wether
At might give you about how many layers.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
To wear that day.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I have had a look at that.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I've never used it, but I've always wondered if it's
as effective as it might as it could be.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is there a single person out there I'd love to
hear from you three four eight three or give us
a call one hundred, heydechi.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Who has ever who dresses by the weather?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
App like? Who looks and hanks doesn't look at the
temperature that they look at layers.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Doesn't open the window, just keeps the curtain closed and
then the first only experience when they get out threat
the door.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, it's saying here today in Auckland, you need about
three layers according to my weather app that I use
three layers in Auckland.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
So is it about right?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Though? For ten degrees, I've got one layer on. I'm
going to tea and you feel all right? I feel fine?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, see I could be seen on this.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, the highest ever windchill factor occurred on Mount Washington,
and this is in the other scale, but the highest
ever windchill factor one hundred eight degree wind chill factor. Wow,
so I lowered the temperature by one hundred and eight degrees,
which is what about dropping it by thirty Yeah, nearly
forty nearly forty degrees.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
So you've got a temperature so if it was forty degrees, yeah,
this cannot be true. If it was forty grease, which
would be the hottest day you're ever going to get
in New Zealand ever, Yep, it would lower it to zero.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Freezing Well okay, yeah, that would I mean that would
be unusually a freezing cold one that would tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's going to be forty degrees beach time. But bad
news is a windsfilffects or a fording degree.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sorry, that would be a foul wind, certainly would Well,
that's disappointing. It's never quite as cold if you'd like
it to be in New Zealand form. Sometimes I feel
like these weather bombs and chill warnings are just headlines
asking for a Cliquely, I.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Don't know, I don't know. Why would they want to
do that?

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Surely not the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And Susan now joins us from Warnica. I believe, Suzanne,
where I see the temperature was minus one? Is the
temperature minus one?

Speaker 8 (05:50):
It is minus five?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow? What kind of temperature measuring apparatus are you using, Suzanne?
I can't. You can't think it is that I see
on the road.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Yeah, when the sun starts to come up and will
be it wasn't it's nine last week, I think, And
it's the coldest that i've over to point.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Them on the Crown Range. Absolutely, yea, yeah, wonderful. Be
careful driving over the Crown Range in minus nine, Susanne.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Absolutely, especially if a massive buses coming around the around
the other way on a here here pin turn.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Yeah, I think you missed the last time of the
morning because of the Yeah, we started working a little
bit earlier, so I left seem.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Hey, Susan, I'll tell you what. There's a great store
in Wanaka, paper plus Monica. Great store was in there
the other day. Next time, you're Chris from paper plus one.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
What do they sell on paper plus Monica. It means
that you would be in Paper plus mon Okay. Wow,
they did a huge window display for my book. You see,
I see you see good good good spots Suzanne. Okay, Hey,
thanks for your intel and you be safe out there.
He's gone. He's says. I do not dress by the
weather app. However I do use it for best laundry day. Yeah. Well,

(07:08):
yesterday I used to weather at because I wanted to
put a couch out on the street with a free
to a Good Home sign on it, and I checked
and it said it's definitely going to sit down, and
then it did Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, And that
would not have been a good day to put out
a couch on the street. Yeah. But next couple of
days free to a Good Home and it's totally drenched
and soggy, and rotten. You know, it will stink out

(07:30):
your whole house.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's actually just becomes littering or dumping, doesn't it if
you do that. Yet, that's so many people that are
putting out stuff with free to a good home. You
just Dumpingsmart Matty Jeremy Wells the maid in Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Six and two on the Mantain Jerry Show, Time for
the latest news headlines. US Vice President Kamala Harris is
paying tribute to Joe Biden after his decision to quit
the US presidential race.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Joe Biden's legacy of accomplishment over the past three years
is unmatched in Mardern history. He has that is surpassed
the legacy of most presidents we have served two terms
in office.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
She maybe, if she's going to be the presidential the
candidate to run for president against Trump, she may be
a worse candidate than Biden.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, I think she maybe she is terrible.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
When she ran in the primary in twenty twenty, she
had to drop out almost immediately because in all debates
she got completely owned and not a single person supported her.
But then Biden picked her to be the vice president,
which is a crazy thing to do because you think
if you his age, you'd pick a vice president that
was capable of doing the job.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
But he didn't. So now the Democrats in this crazy
position we have got. Have you ever watched much of
her talking?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
She may ramble more than Trump and Biden combined, and
she's only fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I think she does her best work in olay news
footage where she's clapping and walking around, smiling and clapping
in the crowd and stuff like that. That's where she
does her best work. Looks amazing, looks so good. And
then you hear U speak and it's like, whoa, but
what our I mean that bugget? They bugg it if
they had their bugget, If they had Biden, they bugg it,
if they had her, their bugge it if they have
someone else, And.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
None of the really good candidates want to run because
this is sort of so far behind at the moment.
Interesting circumstance, because you've got a country with the best
orators in the world. You walk up to the average
person on the street, like you see it all the
time when there's a fire on the street, and like
a local news network talks to the person out front
of the fire. They will give you the best broadcast
you've ever seen, and this is just a random person
on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
They have the best talkers with the.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hooked tour girl only a couple of weeks ago. The
exact same thing is, we fell in love with this
girl because she was great with her words right on
the milt and just great behind a microphone.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah yeah, but they seem to have betre just putting
up people that cannot string a word. I scene it
together like me. Now, the government spent more than two
hundred and seventy thousand dollars to bury beached whales. Since
last year, sixty three animals have had to be removed.
Remember when, well, what else some of they meant to do?
They've got to bury them, I mean seventy thousand. Otherwise

(09:55):
the only other option is what they did. I think
it was in Norway when they exploded that. Well do
you remember.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I think we've got some audio and then.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
It rained down hot blood. Here it comes to listen,
there's are hot bits of blubber that are landing on people.
They smash cars. It was terrible. It was an absolute desad.
Let's how much blubber learning down, like huge hunks of
whale just landing down on people, and they freaking stink.
They stink as soon as they get out of the water,

(10:25):
as soon as they beach, they freaking stink. And then
you can't leave them there. So what are you supposed
to do?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
You can't you can't blow them up because then it
rains down the fire and brimstone blubber.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
I didn't realize someone had tried that.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
But they can also just blow up on their own, right,
because they get they start rotting on the inside, and
then the methane builds up, precious so that they're actually
sitting and dicking time bombs. They can blow up on
there and right, you've got to You've got to bury them.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Dispose those things.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
And basketball Lebron James will carry the US flag at
the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. The city nine year olds
have been picked by his fellow American Olympians to fill
the mail role. You'll be carrying it high then way
everyone will be able to see it. A lot of
people to choose from them at United States. He speaking
of raining whale blubber, We've got the wonderful world of

(11:16):
football match canceled by raining fish cakes that's right up
next some Norway too, again with the Norway and the
raining Kimauana.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
The Wonderful world of a football match canceled by fish cakes.
A professional soccer game was suspended in Norway when fans
through fish cakes and other objects unto the field to
protest the use of a video Assistant referee or v
a R. Why did they hendle the fishcakes? There's so
many fishcakes on the paddock. Did everyone turn up with

(11:54):
a fishcake? Maybe they get fished. Maybe you can buy
fish cakes at the at the you know, at the ground,
get a super dog in New Zealand. Maybe they do
fishcakes in Norway. Maybe I mean they do love their
kaimauana and Norway they love a fish. The Norwegian Elitis
Syrian game between Rosenporg b K and Lilistrom was initially

(12:15):
stopped mere minutes after kick off due to the fish
cakes raining down on the field.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Here's a moment where they left the field.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Alvara fisky cock bomb test looking So it's the word
for fishcake is fish kick them all fist cocka fist
cacking them with cocker. It's just about English isn't it.
It is noise just about English. Well they were getting
him Albara fisky cock fish to cock the bomb, fist

(12:51):
cock the bomb. Sure they're not saying something else then,
I don't know. Look, we just found that clip. Actually,
I think this is a random clip. Could be from anything,
didn't they. So players returned to the field from the
locker room, but the game was stopped the second time
when fans from both sides continued to chuck fishcakes.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Because I know how this works.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, right, you get a bit excited, everyone starts paying
fish cakes and it's safety in numbers. Yeah, and it's
actually quite funny, and you go, I want to be
a part of this fishcake throwing unto the field thing
because there's something about it. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
The first person that's the brave person. But if you're
the twenty fifth person to throw a fish cake, then
you know you're just throwing rocks from the crowd, ain't you?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
But again, is it organized crime?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
If I was sitting there watching this game and I
didn't have a fish cake, I couldn't help but feel like,
where do I get a fish cake?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah? When you go and buy them for you or
did you get the memo you're supposed to bring fish
cakes to throw? Yeah, you chuck a saucy at that
stage or just anything, I suppose. So they're not happy
with the VIAR system, and I think what happened in
this particular game is that there was a decision that
the referee went to the VAR took forever. Yeah, right,
Like this sucks. We're sick of waiting for VAR decisions
to take forever. Who's not. It's sucking the life at

(13:54):
a sport. You can never celebrate a try or a
goal because you've got to wait freaking ages for them
to do a full forensic investigation into the striker's entire light. Yeah.
So in the in the end, the game was officially
suspended after half an hour of played scores. They're going
to play the game again, okay, going to people are
going to bring fishcakes I and probably biff them.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Again because you can't be scanned for fishcakes. You know, No,
someone's got a fishcake weige between their butt cheeks. You
know you're not going to be able to find out
that when they're going through the ten styles are.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's a big thing to be wedged between your butt cheeks.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Before mash you asked what a fish cakes made of.
You're made of ground fish and flour or starch. Then
their steam will fried. All right, Okay, that's all they are.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
So coming up after seven o'clock, we're going to be
finding the four pillars of something. So what we do
on Tuesdays on the Mat and Jerry Show, we'll announce
the four pillars of what that thing is by nine
o'clock this morning.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
So the two options today on in light of Jeremy
having a seafood chi that he bought from Pharaoh and
his kids wouldn't sit at the same table as them
when he's eating them because they were too stinky, we're
thinking about the four pillars of Kaima one.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Also in light of a football match being canceled by
fishcakes in Norway.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh, so we've got two reasons pointing towards the four
pillars of Kimawana.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yep. The other option is the four pillars of songs
from movies. Is that on the back of there being
some movies released in the last tilve months that have
good songs attached to them. Yeah, okay, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
It's a huge one though, you know, you got your
Your Heart will go On? Could be in the air
love lift us up? Were we belong?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
That kind of thing? Yep.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
What was the bloody yeah one from Top gum Maverick recently?
That was a big hit, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah? You got you. We don't need another hero from
med Max. Yeah, You've got your your Labyrinth? Are they still?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That used to be a real thing that when this
movie was coming out, it had to have a song
that would come out to promote the movie, and which
would have the video would come out or would have
shots from the movie in it. They're not doing that
so much anymore, I guess because people don'tally care about
music videos.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Any Yah, music videos. Who watches music videos now anyone?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
They sort of just come up on your Spotify when
you're listening to a song, you'll lock down there be
a music video for some reason.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, because of course there weren't music videos, and then
all of a sudden, the MTV came along, and then
people started making quite elaborate music videos, and then they
became incredibly elaborate because they're a marketing tool for the song.
And I mean you're having million dollar music video shot
on film.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Even these days though, even in my life, and we'd
see four things like that up until about what the
mid two thousand and.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
C four, we're still going quite strong.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
The other radio sessions tried to make television programs with
music videos on them. People love a music video. Yeah,
if you have a music video on in the corner,
my eyes will drift, you know how. Sometimes you'll go
to a bar or a pub or something like that
and there's kind of like eighties music videos playing in
the corner.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
It's hard to watch what's going on.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah. Great, they loomed large.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
They definitely loomed large, but I think their day has
come and gone.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, well, maybe see the expensive ones and maybe that's
another four pillars for another day, the four pillars of
music videos. But I don't know if we are going
to that. Four pillars of song or movie songs is
a big topic. Yeah, And I just want to make
sure if we're going to do it, when the time
to do it properly.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, because it's huge. I mean, there's been so many
freaking movie songs, hasn't there? Yes, So what do you think?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Three for eight three hundreddeck of the talkback function on
your iHeart radio app.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, so, so far we've got about four votes for
Kymoana yep, and we've got three votes for the Four
Pillars of Songs. That is tight. That is tight. Yeah, okay,
that is tight. Okay, So another I reckon? What do
we give it? Another? Another three minutes and then we'll
decide in three minutes time. Okay, So three four eight, three,

(17:51):
Danger's Own footloose, Lose Yourself? Great song, you know, lose Yourself.
That could be the Ghostbusters. My heart will go on.
I have the Tiger against his Paradise. I've had the
time of my life. Oh, this person here is seducing
on three for three The Four Pillars of Sexual Trysts
One Len Brown and Bevin Schwang in the Nat Carto Room.
Two Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky featuring Cigar. Four Jeremy Welles

(18:13):
and his ighly secured rooting Facility Downtown. Three the Old
Havo and Mss Connie's Manco larnek Castle, and four Pamela
and Tommy Lee and Matt and Jerry Show. All Right,
the votes are in, and the people of Hedeki have spoken,
and we will be looking for the four pillars of
kaim Mowana.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Right, so movie movey songs didn't make it kim Mowana. Okay,
this is huge, This is huge. Bill fishcakes make it?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's a question. I mean that's on the back of
fishcakes being thrown at a football match in Norway. Oysters,
we're looking for the four pillars of kaim Mowanas. Gorning.
What's the disease you get if you eat like what
happens if you eat rotten kima wan?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Are you well m a back? Can you get kemdler backta?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Or as?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Do you get colon?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Would?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Why aren't you allowed to eat rotten seafood? People are
really really vigilant. I'm not eating roten feafood.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
You get the shirts?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah? Okay, so the ships might be one of the
four Matt and Deary Show radiot again. Well, it's gotta
be Matt and Jerry radio holder key hold weekday mornings
from six until nine.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Let's in Jerry, The Met and Jerry Show, Jerry and
Matt Wells.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
And Heat Suns on the podcasting radial on from six
until nine.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
That's in Jermy sure nice every comany this morning. I'm
the Man in Jerry Show, Tuesday, the twenty third of
July twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
In hot seat today man Heath and Mesh.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
We're not both in the hot sit. You're in the
hot seat. We're in two different seats. You're sharing it,
sitting on your left, jumping up and down. Well, that
would be a hot seat. The show is huge today. Yeah,
Later on we're going to talk about the swing of Thon.
Do they have anything like this in New Zealand? It's
it's in Lincoln Share.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
In the in the UK.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like swinging like more than one operator, that's right, more
than one operator, not like not like on the swings
down at the park.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
No, not that sort of swing.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's a boring swing of phone. No, that's Shall we
do a twenty four hour swing i Thon for charity.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Where we're just we set up swings in the studio
and we broadcast while swinging. No, No, we sleep with
each other's partners for for our what for.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
A whole twenty four hours just to actually sleep.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I mean it's sleeping. Yeah, I mean I don't have
I don't have twenty four hours and means with anyone No.
And as we do every Tuesday, we look for the
four pillars of us of something s secret on the
Mat and Jerry Show, where we find the four quintessential
items relating to a certain group or category. And since
a football game in Norway was canceled by people throwing

(21:11):
fish cakes, and since Jeremy recently had a seafood jowder,
we're looking for the four pillars of Kaimwana. You can
vote on three four eight three. You can give us
a call on O eight hundred Herdechi, or we can
send us a message via the talkback fraction on your
iHeartRadio app. When i'n ounce it before nine this morning,
this person says fish, crayfish, scallops, muscle. Those boats have

(21:35):
been count and Mat and Jerry show this morning, we're
looking for the four pillars of kaime Mowana. This is
something that we do on a Matt and Jerry show.
We look for the four quintessential things on a topic.
The reason we're talking about this topic is because I
ate some kime Wana on the weekend and mcistant really
want to sit with me when I add it.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, and there'reso some fish fish cakes we're throwing at
some football players in Norway. Hey, Jerry, I'm going to
seafood diet a seafood.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I hate it, jeez. I mean, that's a terrible joke.
But it's even more terrible that you actually told that
joke two days ago. It's a repeat. It's a bad
joke that you've gone back to. No, it's getting better.
It's not getting better getting better. It's like Kaimwana. It
gets worse worth time. You really want to have it fresh,

(22:21):
get worse time. It's actually like it's like Kenner. It's
spared the first time around, but we'll get far worse
as time goes on.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now, look, before we get onto kaime Mawana, let's give
some previous examples of four pillars we're found, just so
you get the get you get your head around it.
You know what we're doing, all right, Okay. On the
ninth of the eighth, twenty twenty one, we found the
four pillars of New Zealand Olympians. All right, okay, Lisa Carrington,

(22:48):
Peter Snell, Mark todd Hamish Bond.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
You gotta be disappointed if you're Ian Ferguson or Paul
McDonald not being on that list. Where there can be
only four hamous bond. Who's the bonder woman that throws
the rocks?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Valerie Valerie Adams.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Valerie Adams should be despointed. Why was she not on there?
I don't know. We just count the votes. Jerry.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
We're looking for the four pillars of France.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
So that was obviously. The Olympics is starting this weekend
and it's in Paris. We looked for the four pillars
of France a few years ago, three years ago, wine cheese, art, pesting, Yeah,
definitely pesting, very accurate, definitely pesting. And on the on
March of that year, twenty twenty one, we found the
four pillars of cereal, wheat books, corn flakes, nutri grain, cockoa, pops.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Pops and what are copops?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Anyway, this morning we're looking for the four pillars of Kaimwana.
You can vote on three for three. You can use
a call one hundred. Well, you can send us a
message on the using the talkback function on your iHeart
read out. There's a little microphone ARCon. Should we change
the name of this to ki Mojana slash yeah, because
would we allow trout which isn't from the sea. So

(24:07):
kime Wana is from water, right, seafood is from the sea. Yes, no, no,
so kyme Wana does not include trout. No old brown trout. No,
it does not. Speaking al you whip out of a river,
you wouldn't count that an eel an eel. I'm pretty
sure most eels in New Zealand don't. They go up
to Tonga at some stage and breed. So we're not

(24:28):
allowing anything that you pull out of a lake or
a river no fresh water as long as it. I
think we've got to make the rule carp carp, salmon, salmon, salmon,
salmon go to sea? Salmon do they don't?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
If salomon do in New Zealand, definitely do.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
But it can also include things like this person said
bread crumbs and another person said lemon.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
See lemon's a good one. Yeah, I mean you can't
have came Wana without a lemon.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I agree with that text.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
On through fresh it's true to say that it's a pillar,
though I don't know if it's a pillow.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, you're going to be able to stand on its own,
doesn't it. Wow, we can't handlemon on its own. They're
only going to allow ex lottls.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh God.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
The problem with this kime Win is that there's going
to be way too many puns that you can pull out. Anyway,
we'll come back to some of your suggestions on three
for three eight hundred, Hardeki.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
And Man Jerry show we're.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Looking for the four pillars of Kai Mowana this morning
because some people throw some fish cakes at a Norwegian
football game because they weren't happy with the varah.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's one of the reasons. And also it's off the
back of you having a seafood chowter the other day.
The the food, not the sex act.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Well, funny you say that, because there've been three or
four texts already that have come in that have said
seafood chowder and brackets sex act. Yeah, I don't think
that seafood chowder six act can be considered as one
of the four pillars of Kaimwan. This is good. This
is a good text that's come through. Keina Gray Snapper Gout, Well,

(26:03):
there we go go gout as one of the four palls.
Soon after but Gary siss as Texter, well was Gary
selling any real grab sticks? Were they really made out
of crabs? M So fish cakes? A lot of boats
coming through for fish cakes.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Someone here is suggesting shark fan soup, mar we dolphin, steak,
hump back whale meat, undersized snapper.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, fourballers of seafood, panco crumbs, salt lemon, wedge and
self caught. Yeah, boy, it's self. Court's good, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You were just saying off your winner, Jerry, isn't it amazing?
You get on a boat, you go out, you drop
a line, and then you pull food out of the water,
and yeah, it's kind of free and then you can
eat it.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I mean it would be It would be good
if it didn't cost heaps and heaps to buy a boat,
to put gas in the motor, and to go and
then buy all the fishing equipment and the bait. I
was once out on a sea legs on Wagi Island.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
We went out and my friend's dad was diving for crayfish.
And when he came back on the boat, I said,
isn't it amazing? Just free food from the sea, And
he goes, I've deployed about two hundred thousand dollars against
these crayfish.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
It's kind of insane.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Sea legs, goodness, gracious snapper, snapper, snapper garner it in
that order says this texture on three for three.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I'm going for the clam chowder, oysters, muscles, and the
special so gout is coming through heavily.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Geez. So clam chowder is a seafood chowder, but only
only got clams in it. What is a clam a clam?
What is a clam as opposed to like other things
you find down there? A clam? I'm thinking a clam
as a wider shell as around the kind of a
wider flatter shell. Generally, I mean you get different sized clams.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Clam is a common name for several kinds of mollusk.
The weird is often applied only to those that are
eatable and live in the sea.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I always found the word mollusk to be silly. Having
a lot here can't beat a great white bait. Freder, Oh, yes, kaiwana,
but that's not kaimwana. No, white bait doesn't count because
it's not from the sea. It's not came although river mouths.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh no, don't, let's not get up the ryver mouse. Well,
wait on, what is the white bat? So the white
bait they do? They do? They happen out at sea
and then they come up rivers or do they happen
in the river mouths and then they go up the river.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
What happens with the white bait?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I don't know. You should you should know that sort
of stuff. You normally know that sort of thing. Calamari muscles,
firsh scollops. This has proved very popular. There's four pillars
of Kaimwana and Mat and Jerry show we're looking for
the four pillars of Kaimwana this morning. More controversy with

(29:01):
the brown trout. In fact, all trout have been ruled
out and eels have been ruled out due to being
fresh water pests. Hod on, are we ruling out eels?
They spend some time in the salt? Okay? Eels are
a fine yu Yeah, okay? Eels all right.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Snapper cannot be a pillar as it is really found
in the South Island waters. My vote would be for
simply whatever fish of the day at the local chipy
is okay?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well so also mussels, all right?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
The odd marlin says this texture go deep for seafood,
says this person on three for out three blue nose groper, orange,
ruffy and hooky.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
What about one of those fish that has like the
light hanging in the front of its nose from the deep, deepest,
darkest parts of the ocean.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
This person seems to have got confused.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I don't know. They think that we're looking for the
four pillars of something else.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Ling says this texture on three for three lang, what's lang?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Lang? We're not out on the town.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
We're not looking for the four pillars of things to
shive up your nose. Oh like nose com wana.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
That's right, nose com wana? Ah right, Okay, hold on,
it's a fish. Oh right, Okay, how is doing poos
in a river one of the four pillars of klimoine
doing poos and a river and skinny dipping sixty times? No,
I think that's meant for some another radio session.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Someone says, stinky squid bait. I'd support swashbucklers, although the
seafood always comes via a deep.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Deep fry.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
First person, you can get sea run trout, you absolute helmet. Okay,
we'll allow that. But I'm talking about someone that's just
whipping a trout out of Lake Topur and trying to
claim it's it's seafood. It's not. Okay, white white bait.
According to the text are from the sea. So we're
allowing white bait? Are we allowing fill our fist from macas?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Absolutely fact, it's got no kind of one at all.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Was that texted before skinny dipping emping in the wood
at the same time.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah, I don't know why he's doing that.
There's so many questions. Does a steak cooked on a
boat count yes? Does it no?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
No?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Anyway, we'll lock them Inber four nine. This is the
Matt and Jerry Show on Radio haick you.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's Matt Jeral They're on that.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Mattie Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Seven one on the Matta Jerry Show. Time for the
latest in the headlines. The director of the Secret Service
is being grilled by lawmakers after the attempted assassination on
Donald Trump. Kimberly Chittle says she takes full responsibility for failures,
but won't step down.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
You got to say, like, I don't believe in any
of the conspiracy theories around that. I think never look
for malice when incompetence is a possibility. I think you've
just got a lot of incompetence going down with that.
Whole assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And it's got it. You gotta Kimberly Gedtle. It's got
to be on you, right, It's got to be on
here at the top. Workers on the Entre Island of
Fairies are nervous about the quality of their vessels. Assesses
have found that the fleet could I'd still be used
for five more years, but the maritime union says it
will be five more years of problems. Ah well, it
probably will be. I mean there's been so many freaking problems.

(32:09):
It doesn't help when you shove it an autopilot, is it.
I think that was a problem that was more with
your brains from humans. That was a human failure. I
saw that report yesterday. I read it over. It's a
detailed report. There's a little bit of hull corrosion, right,
but nothing unusual. You get a bit of hull corrosion.
Can you explain this to me?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Why, if it's so important, can't it be done by
businesses that then they pay for the ships and run them.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
You know, I don't know, because it got brought back.
Remember it got sold, Yeah, it got brought back. So
it's all political. So one government thinks it's that they
better run as businesses. Another government turns up and thinks
that they're not and that the government should run fairies,
and so it just swaps over. Yeah. Well, I mean
they're not running the fairies to Wahii Island, are they. No,
it's weird that we brought back rail and fairies, but

(32:57):
we never bought back Telecom or Spark Yeah, or the banks. No.
I guess we tried to start Keewi Bank. What he's
doing banks? That's right, I still do. Yeah, And Ardie
Savia believes the Hurricanes are in a strong position despite
his departure. Your Black has spoken about has moved to
Wina Pacifica and Super Rugby next year as part of
a new three year New Zealand Rugby contract. Saviusys the

(33:19):
move allows him to embrace his heritage and reunite with
his brother the Bus. Oh how nice the Gordon Bus
last night on TV.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Yees.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, it's going to be good to be playing with
Bus again.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I think it's great for Super Rugby if Wina Pacifica
becomes stronger. You know, we need more stronger teams, don't
we see we do. I think it's good that Ardie
severe is going to bloody Wina PACIFICA good on, good
on Yati.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
All right then, and Matt and Jerry show looking for
the four Pillars of Kai Mowana this morning. We're taking
a little pause on it. There's been a lot of
suggestions coming in on three for three and eight hundred haidacky.
But as a side assue, I just wanted to talk
about kai mowana in the workplace because why as kimewan
is so popular as a as a form of protein,

(34:05):
as a form of nutrition, and it's held so in
such high regard, but yet as soon as you bring
that particular food item into a workplace, it is held
in the lowest regard. What's what's going on with that
discrepancy there?

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Why?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Well, you know why.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
It's the same reason why I have to I wait
till my family leaves the house before a sneakily do
what I wanted to do all along but couldn't do
when they're in the house. Well, that which sardine's on taspe.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, but that's sardines like to me, there's different types
of chchimeowan is a sliding scar. Would you allow, for example,
tinned tuna in the workplace.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Was that allowed.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I think you just have to be aware of any
horrific smell that you create in a workplace, right, or
any kind of really strong smell, because because that affects everyone,
especially like say in our workplace out here at Haddaki,
we've got like the kitchen is where all the desks are,
where everyone works.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Remember storm Storm was creating basically degastations out there, yep,
like multi course meals and it's only on a toasty
pine machine. Yeah, a brevel, a brevel sandwich press. And
he had made so much interesting stuff there. Most of
it smelled great.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
He should start a cockbox. Let's just work around there.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
The Breveal Sandwich Press, great New Zealander.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
But sometimes he'd bring kimoanoran and that could that could
be there two days later the smell.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
You know. Yeah, it's interesting what you can actually what
you can. And Candela, if you could say to someone
you're not allowed to bring in certain kime of ona
because it's affecting everyone else. Otherwise we're going to put
you on a warning. I've got a question for you. Yeah,
something that happened to me recently. What happens if there's
someone that works in your workplace who has or chooses
not to wear any deodorant and they have quite intense

(35:57):
body odor and they operate, And so are you allowed
as an employer to say to that person you have
quite intense body odor and that's affecting other people and
fire them if they don't change their habits. We'll put
them on a warning Yeah. Because people always talking.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
About microaggressions now and how nice eve one has to
be in a workplace. You know, someone can absolutely scrap
the job and you're not allowed to yell at them.
But if someone's walking around absolutely reeking all the time,
I think that's worse than nearly anything anyone could.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Say to you. Yeah, so are you allowed as an employer?
Are you allowed to say to that person you need
to weir the odorant? Like can you I don't know,
can you do that? Well?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I'd love to hear people's feedback on this on three
four eight three or the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app.
I actually wrote about this on my book would You
And maybe later in the show, I'll tell you what
I wrote about it.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, about stinky people in the workplace, I'm looking at you, Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
You are looking at me.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'm looking at you. Yeah, it's nice for you to
look at me too much. Tom Ford, Matt and Jerry
Show radio Head again. Well, and on the podcasting.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Of six until nine that.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
In Jerish.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
So yesterday we talked about the idea that maybe it's
time to get rid of flankers from rugby, you know,
get rid of number six, get rid of number seven,
open things up a bit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We were looking at who's who's shutting things down in
a game of Rugger and we we de said it
was the flankers.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah. So we got some text feedback from a loyalist
and who also happened to be someone who played, you know,
one hundred and twenty seven tests for the All Blacks.
He was captain for fifty two of them. Karen Reid
came back and said, shit, idea, flankers are the best
thing about the game. But what does he know? That's
one What does he know about rugby? He's holding on

(37:51):
to a dream of the past. Those were his direct
buddies either side of him back in the day. He's
compromised in his opinion. He loves your own Kino. He's
always always talking about Richie mccaugh and I know a
lot of people say, if there was no flankers, we
wouldn't have had Richie McCaughan. Anyone got the gats. Just
get rid of flankers, Just get rid of the I
reckon we should get rid of flankers. And on the

(38:12):
line Karen Reid from All Black Captain, good morning.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Yeah, good morning guys. Yeah, I take umbradge from that
comment you guys checking out there yesterday, and I just
thought I needed to clear it up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And what do you know? What do you know?

Speaker 8 (38:25):
Well, if you think about what the flankers bring to
a game, they bring the intelligence obviously, and they also
bring a bridge like between the backs, you know, these
pretty boys or flash Harry's and these downers upfront who
kind of you know, just want to operate really simply,
the flankers actually bridge that get between them. They can
go both sides of the ball game then and you

(38:46):
just have a kind of really disjointed game if you
got rid of these guys.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I think I think flankers, ankers. I think the flankers.
What's what can a flanker do? What can a flanker
do that. The modern day twelve and thirteen can't.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Well, so there's not too many twelve and thirteen's who
are going to put the head into rucks and next
really smash people you want of guys get really smashed
like seen now days like Jerome Kinda used to do.
Rich used to just fly around the field. No twelves
and thirteens are doing that, so you'd lose like these

(39:22):
probably some of the best players in New Zealand rugby.
If you've got rid of the flankers.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
So who are you cutting then? So because we were
thinking of originally we were thinking of getting rid of well.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
I don't know why you wore cutting.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, well, okay, if you had to cut one one center,
which center would you cut?

Speaker 8 (39:41):
Well, in essence, it doesn't really matter, does it. I
think you could get rid of a center, you know,
whoever it is in that back line because everyone just
will play wherever they want to. I think the essence
of it has to be is how you how you?
Then we're all within the game. So you go, okay, Ford,
you've got to be stuck in this position here.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
You know, you've got to screen. You've got them all
because that's the essence of our game, right, Hey, let's
kick them in that space. Let's not allow them to
roam too wide. You know, that's what we're looking at
to try and give more space.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I tell you it will be interesting. Karen read what
if we got rid of halfbacks?

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, it would be very What would happen then?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
What happened? You have just sort of pop out and
sit there, Well, it would just be the person who
arrived at a mall or or a ruck at a
particular time as a person who passed the ball.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
I guess it would be a turn of the guys
who instead of just smack it into ructs to look
for to pass it. So much that happened happening that
training where they take away half back and just who
it's closest but plays half back. So it would you know,
there's someone would just step into that role. It's just
how it is. But if you say, it would open
up a differently. So what you've got now, too is

(40:56):
halfbacks defend in the line. Half backs aren't at the back,
so you've got an extra body in the defensive line. Yeah,
so yeah, maybe you know, see different ways to kind
of get rid of them.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, So basically in essence, you agree with us, flankers
are win because and they should they should be better,
all right, So that's good. That's former All Black captain
Karen Reid agrees with a faery, which is awesome.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Yeah, but no way you can get rid of the flankers.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I mean, but what do you know the Matt and
Jerry show looking for the Four Pillars of Kaimwana this morning.
That's because there was a Norwegian football game where they
threw fishcakes at onto the field because they weren't happy
with the vara. Interestingly, though not many people live only
for fish fingers or fish cakes or fish patties, are they,

(41:43):
although there's been a few votes for white bait patties.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I guess in a country where you have so much
kinmajana and you have so many fish filets, you know
you can go out and catch fish in the ocean
yourself to actually chop it all up and wack it
into a fish cake, you know that reconstituted sort of vibe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Well, the first time I spent the night with the
mother and my children many years ago, she asked for breakfast,
and I cooked her and a tire played a fish
fingers because that's what I generally only ate at that point, well.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Just for breakfast, lunch, gender this was sort of a brunch,
so there was like about twenty five fish fingers on
a plane. She was just fried and a panet fried
in a pan bit of butter. Should we go to
Ron from Parmei with his thoughts on this key issue
for kiwis morning Royn? How are you good? Good, good?

Speaker 10 (42:31):
Germ yourself?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
What are you voting for? In terms of the four
pillars of Kamawana.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
I want to go with inhumanly killing a crayfish and
a pot of fresh water and then being traumatized for it.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Ah oh yeah, okay, yeah, because I.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
Did it on my honeymoon, or try to at least,
And then it was stretching about like anything, and we
she ended up walking away and leaving it and threshing
in the pot.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
And when got honestly, don't you want to don't you
want to do it? You sort of heat it slower
and lower temperature, so the crayfish just sort of slowly
dies and doesn't realize what's happening. It sounds like you
shoved it on full and was it screaming ron, It.

Speaker 10 (43:11):
Was flashing about and there was water all up the
walls when we got back. It just wasn't a good time.
Like it's a very traumatic. And wouldn't my old man
doing it die either, like you know what I mean?
Like I just didn't let him know.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, I'm just having a lot here. How do you
kill a crawfish humanly? The most humane way to do
is by placing it in a small container of water
for half an hour. Eventually the crawfish will drown as
oxygen in the waters. To please the world, it takes
half an hour for it to die. That's not very humane,
is it.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Why can't we just cut the head off and then
cook it, you know, like you do with you know
what do they have to be? Why can't we kill
it like a prawn?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, or like well a normal fish, you don't it
can knife it, you knife Its.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Not easy, though, not easy to kill a crayfish like that.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Not easy. No, I've actually never killed a crayfish. It's
not easy to kill it ill I've just covered. Heels
are very resilient, yeah, very resilient, okay, especially in hand
hand combat. So here we go texts coming in For
the four pillars. One pillar has to be someone at
work destroying the microwave with fish. Yeah, well, yeah, I

(44:15):
mean a tuna sandwich can cause a lot of problems
in a workplace. Can of someone just cracks a can
of tuna and then you know, I've seen some problems
with just not even cooking it. It's just a tuna sandwich. Now,
you on the tuna sandwiches, You didn't you make didn't
you make that tuna toasty pie that time? No, that
wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I don't know who. I think it's pokesn from the
Drive Show. Yeah, he runs the most bizarre operation when
it comes to lunches. He'll come in and then the
first thing he does, he likes to eat his lunch
on the clock first of all, Poke Son, So he'll
come in and then the first thing he doesn't needs
to work is eat his lunch.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
That's smart. And well after he's had about a thirty
minute ablution in the bathroom. So he holds onto that
at home all the way, and so he blutes on
the clock and then he cooks breakfast on the cloth.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
It comes in and he cooks up some kind of
rice and turner dish and microwaves, and then as some
QP mail on top of it.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
It's spells horrific. Yeah, wow, it's not good. Here's a
pillar coming in shark fin soup. I'm not sure whether
that's going to.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Make it in the end for one of the four pillars,
not offen of the just abandoning ninety eight percent of
their body of something you've pulled out at the water.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Is the fun?

Speaker 10 (45:24):
Really? That good?

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Is a very good The Matt and Jerry Show this.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Morning, we're looking for the four Pillars of Kaimwani. Can
got our two for three dachy or you can give
us a sinus message via your talkback function on your
iheartradiock groper groper spelled groper g r o upe okay,

(45:51):
good good, good spelling at something else. Oh yeah, but
also pointing at you also groper okay, the other one. Yeah,
here's ex blue cod and those livers fried up in
butter and.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
White death on the boat.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay, that's pretty good. Kingfish, gernerd scollop and oyster says
this text in the Four Pillars, what's a sea dog?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
A sea dog?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I feel like a sea dog is a reconscertt It's
like a fish cake, right, but a slightly different and
a long tubular A long tubular version, A long tubular situation.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Again, that's that's in the conversation. I'm going clam chowder, oysters,
muscles and gouts.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Is this text?

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Okay? Where do you sit on crabsticks?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Where do I sit on crabsticks? I don't never sit
on a crabstick in private, I hope, Yeah, definitely, I'm
not a fan not only sitting on them but also
eating both either. I don't know. Is there any crab
and crabstick? I mean, it doesn't seem much like a crab.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Oh, fellers, we've got our first talk back through the morning.
Sure we have a listen to that?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, let's do's talk back function heart ready out where
we got? Yeah? Fire, So you're like, okay, morning, gentlemen.

Speaker 11 (47:04):
Four pillars of kime wana, I would have to say,
would be crayfish scollops yep, power yes, and a crab stick?
Way carry fish a plane to need them?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Oh that one?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Maybe you suck on them? Do you crab sticks?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
That's sit on them or eat them? You suck on them.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Power. Now, that's an interesting one. I've had good and
bad power experiences. It means a lot to us, the power,
doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
You know, Ananzi, that means a lot.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
So it feels like we might need to include it
in the four Pillars of Crime Wina just for the
nationalism of it.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, because the overseas it's called abaloney.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Yep, that's right, abaloney.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
And over here obviously in New Zealand. Power. I think
the rule with power you can't you can't dive for
them unless you you can't have an apparatus. I might
be completely wrong, and I hold your breath. You've got
to use your your you can have a snow cal
but you can't go diving from with with your apparatus
on the back there with your tank. A sea dog apparently,

(48:07):
is a crabstick hot dog style. Jerry, it's a crabstick
with a stick up it. Oh okay, stick and stick. Yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
See it's in the tubular.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, it's in the tubular. So I'll keep those coming
in three for three talk back function on your heart radio.
Four Pillars of Crime Wina. One has to be big
garies silverfish. Oh, I said, Gary silver fisher. Those are
the ones that are wrapped in tinfoil. Ah, also tubular
twenty bucks or fifty bugs fifty generally the Mate and

(48:37):
Jerry show, We're just going to put a pin on
the four pillars of Kai Mowana. Yeah, just before we
leave that, we're trying to get the bottom of bad
A sea dog is You said it was a crab
stick hot dog reconstituted Kai Mowana or chopped into a
tubular sort of a thing.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, and someone was saying, no, a sea dog is
in a bum. That's when it becomes a sea dog, right,
like a hot dog, like a hot dog, but not
like a corn dog.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I don't know what existed a sea dog. I thought,
like you refer to someone as a salty old sea dog,
you know, if they've been out on the water for
a couple of years and this was their thing. I
didn't realize it was an actual food that was called
a sea dog.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Get excited when you're swimming. Yes, Oh, well that's a
slightly different sea dog, isn't it. I think there was
the sea dog, and then the sea dog food came
after the sea dog person. The person was called I assume,
but first there was a salty old dog, salty old
sea dog, and then I think the food was then
named after. But I think it can be like a

(49:34):
hot dog can be one with a stick through it,
and a hot dog can also be in a bun.
I think a sea dog can be in a bun,
and I think a sea dog can have a stick
shoved up its us. Yeah, right, where do you sit
on Kenner? I don't sit on Kenne.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
You would not want to sit.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
So many votes, so many votes coming through it.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
You have either of you fellas eaten Kenner.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I have actually at the bluff Oyster Festival. It doesn't
do it for me.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
I've gotta be honest with you. How do you.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It's a challenging food, it is. Yeah, there's a lot
going on. I mean it's challenging just to get anything
to eat out of it. But people people swear by it,
people freaking like I'm not sure if they do.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I'm convinced that the people that swear by it are
just they like to see people hurt and they've they've
kind of learned to tolerate it.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
They want to show you that they're better than you
because they can eat see it.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's my theory.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I don't know. I think if you if you were
into into, how do you pronounce it by the way nowadays?
But it was what are we running on the modern
day pronunciation quina or quena? Obviously it used to be
called kennebeck in the day, but kid must be key
yea quina. So you're kind of if you if you
were into quina and you did like kinda, there's so
many of them, you're going to be You're going to

(50:45):
be sweet ass. But I would have thought you got
some gout problems there if you eat too much quina.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
But what if someone's done all the work and then
they put it in a pottle, you know, And let's
a bit of a different experience, isn't it Someone's pottled
it up, you know, someone on the Channel Islands or something.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
So I love mowana, but for me, quena is is
not really to be. There's other things to eat. So
does seafood actually give you gout?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Is this? Because this is a lot of votes are
coming through for gout.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Too much, too much of it, but you get the
build up of uric acid. Where do you sit on
row excuse me, Well, I don't know if you if
there are any places you can sit on row in Auckland.
Maybe maybe for the south you consider there's a place
a restaurant we can go and sit on row, But
I'm not sure you can sit on your road being
fish eggs, fish eggs, right, I'd rather not sit on them.

(51:30):
But if we was to eat them. When it comes
to Kaimawana, mass where do you sit on sword fish?
Don't sit on the side of sitting on it? Certainly
not the end that is juvenile from you, guys. Yeah, ruined,
it is that the sea dogs. Is this text or
the food or the Six Act? Okay, this is the problem.

(51:51):
We've got a lot of texts coming in for seafood chowder,
the six Act. Yeah, it's a different thing, a right,
Jeremy Well eight thirty one on a Mountain.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Jew Show Time for a latest news headlines.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
The Department of Conservation is spending hundreds of thousands of
dollars to bury beached whales. The agency has to bury
them because the dead whales could end up exploding. Well, then,
I don't think I've got a problem with the doc.
I mean docks. What a doc deployed, didn't They deployed
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars at one state at
some point. That's right? How much is that? The one

(52:25):
that I've got a problem with the main one was
the one where they had a baby orca.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
To remember that.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Was it a whale or was it a baby orca
or a baby dolphin? I think it was an orca.
And they found this baby orca and it had obviously
been separated from its pod for some reason, and then
they enclosed it and then they tried to nurture it
back to health. They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I'm pretty sure it was maybe millions. They gave it
a name as well, didn't they. They gave it a name,

(52:52):
and then it died because of course it was coming
into contact with humans and that freaked it out completely.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Plus gravity is a horrific So once they're actually beached,
you know, they're they're they're evolved to be floating, and
so on the beach, all their organs are pressing down
on them.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
They're they're in absolute torture, and you just have to
call it. You have to call it quite quickly and
go this one's done and you just got to stick it.
I know it's not all, doesn't sound What are you
going to say, don't take a stick of dynamite and
blow it up like what they did in Norway that time,
and they stuck the stick of dynamite.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
But what you got to watch out for.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You've got to keep everyone away because when you do that,
sometimes what happens is that explodes and then boiling hot
blubber ends up raining down on people who are standing
around watching what's going on. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean
you've got to do it sensibly. You've got to blow
them up. Yeah, okay, you got to blow them up

(53:44):
because you can bury them. But I remember me and
my dad tried to bury you a horse once. That
was a big enough hole, not Shannon Shannon. One one
hoof was still sticking out when they're finished. Okay, this
is what it sounds like when you blow up a whale.
Listen for the Listen for the raining blubbers. That's the

(54:07):
noise of boiling hot blubber raining down on spectators. It's
not good, isn't.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Now they call me crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Though.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
You had a whale that was in one bit, and
now you have a whale that's in a few thousand bits,
but you've still got a whale that's above land.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Actually, you're only really blowing it up for finite. I
feel like it's an aesthetic thing.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
I think burying them almost makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
You put hang them. Minute. When we're talking about and
complaining about wastage of money, what was that thing you
just said before we went to bloody ear about road
cones and Auckland, like one hundred and something like one
hundred and forty million, one hundred and twenty million dollars
a year spent on traffic management and road cones in Auckland.
That is there anyone worse than someone that claims to
be doing something for safety, so they pretend to be

(54:49):
saving lives, but they're just actually gouging people for money,
so they hide behind a cloak. They hide their greed
and corruption behind a wall of safety. I've thought for
the longest time, and be really good to own one
of those traffic management companies because they'd been making they'd
been making millions, millions rout new vehicle registrations are continuing

(55:09):
to plummet. Ladist Fergus show registrations last month for down
sixty percent year on year. Yeah, but that's because everyone
came out of coved and thought they were rich and
bought a car yep, a couple of years ago. Yeah,
it turns out they went and Artie Savia is going
to Muana pacifica a news headlines. Okay, brilliant, we're going
to talk about stinky people in the workplace. Yeah, then

(55:30):
we'll get the footballers of come Wana done and then
we'll be a year off home for a starting sandwich.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
So we're just talking in the news headlines before about
the Department of Conservations spinning hundreds of thousands of dollars
a year to bury beached whales. Yeah, and it just
suddenly struck me.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I saw a documentary a few years ago and it
followed a blue whale that died and sunk to the
bottom of the ocean, and they just filmed it for
about a year. And the entire ecosystem that came around,
with beasts eating and living in the whale. It was
it was the circle of life going on.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
So why aren't we towing these whales out to sea,
sinking them out there and then letting bloody nature take
its course. Once it's dead, it's not going to come
back on, isn't it. So you just you just tug
it out to see you get a tugboat, get a
net or something, tug it out to sea and sink
it out there and then give back to nature. Going

(56:30):
to come back to life unless it's a ghost whale. Yeah,
but imagine if you've got ghost wells operating around the coast.
That would be disasterous. Take it one word for you, Yeah, sharks, sharks, sharks, Yeah,
well sharks can ever go. That's part of out there
is take it deep into sea. So the sharks aren't
around the beach. Yeah, but maybe you get the sharks
and then there's other sharks that come in from the sharks. Yeah,

(56:53):
sharks on sharks. There's already the sharks out there, mate,
the sharks out there. There's nothing to do about that.
I mean, although we are trying to kill about one
hundred and fifty million of a year to try and
about the soup. Yeah, and they're just nipping their fins
off and sinking at the bottom. But you see what
I'm saying because also, as you've pointed out before, Jeremy.
When you bury a shark in the in the on
the beach and you have to, you often bury it

(57:15):
too close to the water that leeches out and attracts
sharks to the beach. Apparently, Okay, so you reckon, drag
it out, drink it out, sink it. Yeah, this probably
makes a lot of sense. That switchs me to be
feed the kaimaana because that's what's supposed to happen. The
circle life of a whale pists around eating a lot
of food. I mean, they absolutely munch a lot of

(57:36):
resources out there, and the big payback for that is
when they die, everyone else gets a feed. That's way
it's supposed to work. So bearing them on the beach
doesn't really help the ecosystem, doesn't wanting to give Docker call?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Then well give Docker call and ask them well, I mean,
doc is the same people that spent nearly five hundred
thousand to kill one stoat and field months people this
text here, thoseple in short shorts with the big beards.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You're talking out there the animal or the six Act.
It's definitely the animal that we're talking about there. I
was talking about the Six Acts?

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Will you dragging out to see.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, don't let everyone go on.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
It seems problematic.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
After the break two things, we will get to the
bottom of the four pillars of six acts. We'll get
to the to the bottom of the four pillars of
kime Wana. Why has this cime Waner thing been so
delayed derailed? It's because of the whole thing that we
said you saw on the podcast about the seafood chower. Yeah,
the six hect this is thumb.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Anyway, well, let's put it back on the rails and
let's try and finish the show strongly. We've got another
seventeen minutes. Just because it's been a rolling disaster for
two hours and forty two minutes doesn't mean that the
end of the show can't be good.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Okay, boys, Yeah, all right, all right, Jerry Show Radio
had a king. It's Jerry.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yes, it's Jerry.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
It's Cherry lash Jeremy the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
This morning, we've been looking for the four Pillars of
kaimwanas is on the back of a Norwegian football game
where they threw fish cakes onto the field because they
weren't happy with VR. Yeah, and also on the back
of a seafood chatty so I'm still laughing at your zipper.
It's disgusting from Robert and it comes out Bowie, that's disgusting.

(59:20):
Lots of votes coming in. I'll tell you something. I'm
just looking here at the four Pillars and I'm a
little bit surprised that something didn't make it from the
South Island, which I thought would. But all we do,
like the thing with the four Pillars, is we put
up strong arguments and we debate the topic to the
best of our abilities, with the knowledge that we bring
in a lot of research. What the people at home

(59:42):
vote for on three four three in the talkback function
on the iHeart radio app. We cannot control that. We
can just count the votes, so too often we end
a four pillars with recommendations, accusations, things we've missed. We
can only count the votes. We just we just put
it out as a democracy here, Okay, the four pillars,
All right, okay, let's let's announce them the four Pillars

(01:00:04):
of Kaimalwan as better by you on three four o three.
You've got a heart right here, Piller number one. Snapper. Yeah,
and I can already see my South Island brothers and
sisters firing up about blue cod right now. Yep, absolutely

(01:00:26):
firing up about blue cod because snapper doesn't swim down
the length of the South Island the snapper. So it's
very actually very it's very North Island focused that one. Yeah,
it's just a population thing, I guess, yep. I think
if you looked at probably fish sold, probably snapper would
be up there, surely over cod. Pillar number two. Interesting,

(01:00:48):
scallops are people And the question is are people over
cooking scollops because a scollop has got a very small
goldilock zone where it's absolutely the most delicious thing you've
ever had. Too far against sloppy and gross to raw
and I don't know, I've never really had a raw.
Now you wouldn't want to? Are they a bit orange?

(01:01:09):
That pretty orange? Sometimes? Pillar number three, Oh, crayfish can't crayfish?
This is the four pillars of Kaimwana. If he's just
turned in. Someone came the other day. Someone came up
to me the other day with a lot of anti
crayfish rhetoric? Did they? In fact, this is a person
that has access to a lot of crayfish because the

(01:01:29):
batch beside their batch at the beach, there are the
batch beside them. That whole family is deploying every resource
they've got against crayfish in the area, and there are
always heaving crayfish over the fence at them. And you
know what, he says, I said, I say, I says,
I says to him, must be amazing having this much crayfish,
And he goes, you know what, I don't. I don't
really like how how I said, how do you? And
I said, he says, doesn't do anything for me. I said,

(01:01:51):
how do you. Well, maybe they don't like it because
of this next pillar, the fourth pillar gout. So I
imagine crayfish would create a lot of uric acid and
would give you gout. You might be wrong on that, Yeah,
well scollops and scollops and crayfish gouty. Well look, we
don't normally give the numbers on the four pillars because

(01:02:12):
we like it to hold up the concept equally with
four equal pillars. But gout was way ahead. I mean,
we've got so many text on gout. Are they the
four pillars of kaimuana or were they all sex acts? No?
They I don't know what secks out at gouts. And
this person said, you guys are just recreating the four

(01:02:33):
pillars of fish and chips, And that's not true. The
four pillars of fish and chips were fish chips, hot
dog and a stick and tomato sauce and a can
that sprays all over you while your white two shirt
when you pull the little the way off.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Having said that, we did consider grouping all fish together
at one point, didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
It this morning, that's what we did. Actually going to
hit it in that direction, all right. Thanks for listening
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(01:03:09):
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