A Bleeding Rooda - The Radio Highlights Pod August 19

Today on the Matt and Jerry Show... we run through some terrible break up stories, and run an investigation into satin Daffy Duck boxer shorts, plus WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show, Find the Perfect Gift idea and
nail Father's Day this year with Bunnings Jerry that Wells and.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
On the six until nine that in.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Jermy Nice, every covey this morning on the Mountain Jerry Show, Monday,
in the nineteenth of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'll tell you what I got some advice for you.
Go to multiple sources when it comes to the weather,
and also use your eyes. Because I asked my Alexa
what the weather was like and it said maybe some
showers in the afternoon. Sweet as went onto the met
Service and they said severe wind Alexa had mentioned.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Not all right.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, And I was riding my bike to work this morning,
nice and boy boy nearly got blown off. I tell you,
I nearly got blown off on Great Northroat is debris
all over the place, de briss everywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I had my maiden voyage on my e bike. I
decided to take up my e bike privilege to go.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
There's massively bike privilege in the city. They've bankrupted Auckland
to make the lanes so and no one else is
on them, so you might as well use them.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's great. Yeah. Four minutes, Yeah, four minutes from from
the top of my drive to the front door of here. Yeah,
it's just racing.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Through, essentially the ratepayers of Auckland just rolling out a
red carpet for you.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah. I got every green light. There were cars waiting
at lights and I was just sort of cruising through.
God it was good. Yeah, such privilege. Yeah, that's wherever
privilege is, I'm trying to seek it out. Coming up
on the show this morning, The Wonderful World of an
eighty six year old man talking about the best way
to die. Also, Indiana Jones hat has been sold.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh my god, I'd love that. The Fordura.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I'm surprised didn't. But on it I don't know
about it. You could have. I'll tell you how much
it is later on. You could have purchased it.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
You'd want the whip as well, though, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's in your price it's in your pass range.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Surely it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's in your price range.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You'd want that in a whip. Without the whip, it's
just the hat.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Mation Jerry Show podcast, So Sad Day Night, The
Graveyard for Visiting Teams. That is even pack extended to
its fiftieth victim, and it was a game you got
to say that just would not die. Now they're finally
not the boys.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeahs, I've had another.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's just silly.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
So he smashes it out and that's the end of
the game. Redemption for the All Blacks. Arrays is still
our favorite guy.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
The nineties are back, Plosiga and stay over in Japan.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Let's play the friends theme and gone. It just took
a long time to end that game. Look a long
term again, pretty much knew who was going to win
a halftime.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
But redemption for the All Blacks has that commentator said
so eloquently forty two to ten?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What did you.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Think, Jeremy in terms of I mean, it's always difficult
to say, isn't it really what that means for the
future going forward? I mean, Robber hits the road against
South Africa? But what did you think?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I thought they All Blecks played particularly well. They played
well and they completely shocked Argentina. Yeah, I mean it
was always if the All Blacks. I was I was
scratching around with some stats on Saturday night that the
All Blacks have never lost two games in a row.
I feel like in my lifetime they haven't lost two
games in a round. They have lost two was at
that time?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, in the nineties, nineteen ninety seven, I think it
was eight five in a row, oh five in a row?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, that was a Tane randall time, was it?

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh God, poor Tane Randal. So it's hard though, I
mean coming up against All Blacks when they've been smashed
and they were so focused. And I see now that
All Blacks winning streets fifty games since nineteen ninety four,
and that's so far. That's at one venue, that's so
far ahead of anywhere or any other team. I mean,
England had a run of twenty two games at Twickenham

(03:53):
for four years. That's the net that's the closest. So
we're at fifty England. The twenty two is George Joe
did twenty one games at the Dynamo Arena between four
and twelve, playing some amazing teams, I'm sure. And then
who can forget about Fortress Murrayfield for the All Blacks
where they haven't lost since nineteen thirty five, so they've

(04:15):
never lost.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So we've got a fortress in New Zealand and one
in Scotland.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
We've got we're operating one up in Scotland. Why wouldn't
that's good?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
We're like some kind of conquering here is setting up
fortresses in different countries Fortress.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Murrayfield and then Ireland haven't lost at Aviva Stadium, which
must be Lansdowne Road. That's probably what they call that
now since twenty twenty one now played nineteen.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Games teams in the fifty street Australia twenty losses, France five,
Ireland four, England five losses, South Africa four losses and
one draw. British and Irish Lions two losses and one draw.
It was a crucial draw, wasn't it. Scotland two losses
at Argentina two losses somehow, Canada and Wales one loss

(05:01):
each in that fifty fifty run straat So we've done everyone.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's weird. It's just there's something. I mean, that's what
everyone's been talking about it.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is it something about the stadiums, It's something about how we.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
How we schedule the games. Is it something about the
crowd control and traffic management that just makes it such
a horrific difficult experience for visiting teams to get into.
It's a hard place to get into.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's a hard place for me to get out of
on when I was because I was commentating the rugby
down here, which is down in the city. But I
live right past the parks. Parks you were going back
the other day, so I had to run the barricades
to get out of there. Oh, I mean, there's something
pretty odd going on. I mean, I'm a huge support
of Eden Park. I want twelve concerts. I want twenty
four concerts. I love living in the area. But when

(05:48):
someone's telling you to get off your bike, when you're
driding down your own street and there's no one there
yet except for a lot of road cones and someone's
yelling at you to get off your bike, You're like,
what are we freaking doing here?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But you don't listen to them, do you know?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of course you don't listen to them. But I pay
my rights, pay my goddamn rates, pay my goddamn Texas.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Just keep going, and that's saturation. Exit your privilege.

Speaker 8 (06:14):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
So the brown felt for Dora worn by actor Harrison
Ford in the second installment of the Indiana Jones movies,
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom nineteen eighty four.
Here's how much it's held for.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
So it's just the one from the Temple of Doom.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Just so, one from the Doom also worn by the
stunt double, so don't hit one. Parent must have had
a number. I mean, apparently there's only one for Dora.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Can get blown away pretty easily.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You think so? You think so?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So the Dora from the from the Indiana Jones the
Temple of Doom. Yeah, I'm gonna say, how much would.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You how much would you pay? I mean, I know
you're a huge fan of the Indiana Jonesman.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I love Harrison Ford. I love the Indiana Jones movies.
Not the Dillar didn't like that one, more of the
Kingdom of the Crystal Scale, but the original three freaking
love them. I mean, are you talking in the world
when I've got a lot of money?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, we're talking about a world when you've got a
lot of money.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
It would be something that i'd want more than more
than anything else. But I'd also want the whip with it.
But I'm going to say I'm going to start in
a mill.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Wow, You're right there, because it's exactly what it's gone for.
It's gone for one point oh four million, so one
million and forty thousand. Wow.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Who are the people that have that kind of money
that want to buy it? Is it bought by you know,
museums or is it bought by someone that just wants
their mates to come around to the house and they
can go, hey, I've got something to shay.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think the latter. Yeah, I think the latter. I
think as well, though there's there's I was reading an
article about this. There's quite a lot of that buying
and selling in this is for some reason, there's a
really good trade in it. Yeah, I mean the other day. Okay,
this is a good question for you. Would you rather
have Princess Laya's bikini that she wore and Return of

(08:10):
the Jedi or would you rather have Indiana Jones hat
similar time nineteen eighty three to nineteen eighty four? You know,
probably the hat. The hat.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I think the hat because the hat's always there, you know.
The bikini's just there for a little bit. I mean
the bikini is definitely hotter, you know, like, but I'm
not buying things just to get my cacks.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Don't you think the Don't you think the bikinis in
a way more iconic. I mean, for example, if you
because you're always talking about having people out of your
house and showing off to them, Like if I came
out to your house and then all of a sudden
he said, hey, just just wait here, I'm just going
to go and do something, and you went into the
room and then you came out with that for Dora on,
I'll be like, oh, yeah, okay, anybody, this is Indiana
Jones for I'll be okay, that's quite good. Whereas if

(08:52):
you went into the room and he drew st up
and Princess Laya's bikini, and then you came out and said, hey,
I'm just saying I'd be more.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Imprisoned you in the BIKINNI yeah, I mean I might
have to go to the gym a bit to fit
into that bikini, Whereas I reckon I could fit into
that hat and no matter what. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean,
both of them are great things to earn, Yeah they are.
Both of them are fantastic things to don't but a
million dollars, I mean you've got to ask because you
help some needy people with that money.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Well, yeah, because I'm just having a look here. I
mean you could even fake it because on if you
type Indiana Jones hat and to Google, there's one for
twelve dollars forty seven on Yeah, I mean she ate
forty nine is the cheapest when you can yet.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, have you seen the movie that Indiana Jones is
heavily based on. No, Like, it blows your mind when
you see it. It's from nineteen fifty four and I
think it's called Search for the Inkers or something. Okay,
something like that. But yeah, Charlton Heston and oh my god,
the exact hat jacket, everything, Oh wow, everything was borrowed

(09:56):
and he was an archaeologist going on adventures. Oh okay,
and starts Shelton Heston. But the thing that Indiana Jones
had that this original movie didn't was that Indiana Jones
was good and that movie's actually rubbish.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, there we go. Yeah, coming up after the sixth
City News headlines A wonderful world of an eighty six
year old man talking about the best ways to die.
Plus make sure you're listening out for the twenty five
k fiddler. If you hear any fiddle inside of a song,
oh eight hundred hardache, you call a number one hundred
wins one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Secret of the Incas from nineteen fifty four. Lock that
up online and it will blow your mind.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is the Manten Jerry Show on Radio Hainarcky Maddon.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Jerry, Breakfast Show, Holdacky sixty nine, Dah Show, Wilber.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
You Said, Wells.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Having Fun, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
It's six thirty three. Time for your Radiohodaking News Headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hopes that an increase in breath tests will curb an
increase in drink driving. Them has announced a new target
of three point three million roadside alcohol breath tests a
year and a target of fifty thousand roadside drug tests. Wow.
Three point three million road a year.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Wow, that's a lot. Three point three million a year.
I mean how many is that a day?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
God? That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's a lot, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh boy? What does that do to traffic, you know,
movement and such?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, generally they don't have them at Russia, do they.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, they don't tend to do they No.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
On main arterials, No, they don't, because you just set
up one on a main arterial like one you do
one week of a main artarian and you'll hit your target,
sweet airs, and then you don't have to worry about
it after that. If you're the police.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, I mean, if you did one at six pm
on a Friday in a major city on the Southern
motorway or something.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I've seen it in Coumia and west to Auckland six
pm on a Friday and they backed up traffic both
ways to the point where they're like, we just got
to wave people through here, yeh.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Because you actually create a civil defense emergency built The.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Police union says a message needs to be sent to
boy racers using cars as weapons. Four police vehicles were
rammed at a gathering in Wakato over the weekend. One boy
racer allegedly reversed at speed towards a police car which
staff was standing in front of.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Boy, oh boy, you are risking at all to do that,
aren't you? Like what is going on in your mind?
If you think that you can get away with ramming
police cars? It's crazy. That is fricking crazy. And Israel
Addisonia is quashing talk of retirement in the wake of
his defeat to Drecus duplus C in the UFC middleweight

(12:36):
title fight. It was Adisania's first career submission loss and
the first time he's lost two fights.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
In r row.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, boy, oh boy. He was actually looking pretty good,
wasn't he for most of it? But sabrawler, Drecus is good.
Dreus is good. He's taugh a, he's mean and he's tough, and.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
He played some mind games as well lead into it. Yeah,
he did say that you're you're the best fighter in Africa,
that you're the that you're bringing the title to Africa.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, you're the African hero.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah. But other kiwis went well yea France, they went
very well, So give him a taste A kiwis two
out of three ain't bad.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Ye can still celebrate as a nation.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And you've got to say that what Adasania has done
over his career so far is just so phenomenal. It's
hard to quite get your head around. And it comes
to a starts to come to an end, as it
will at some point. I mean, he's definitely closer to
the end of his career than the start of his career.
That's the way it works. You've got to look back
and go, oh boy, He has done a.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Lot in that and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
The Wonderful World of an eighty six year old Man,
talking about the best way to die.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
He has a new show on HBO called ren Fair.
It's about the ailing King of America's largest Renaissance festival,
declaring his retirement. So on, epic power struggle ensues between
an actor, a former elephant trainer, and a little corn
kingpin diclaim his throne. Wow. Yeah, quite a lot going
on there. And his name is George Coulham. That's the

(14:07):
ailing King. And on his own website he's described himself
as a healthy six foot two, one hundred and seventy
three pound, eighty six year old, sexually active Caucasian male.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Entrepreneur, sexually active.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Wow, sexually active at eighty six.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Good on him. Yeah, he's probably he's probably on some
of them ignite something you.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Think so, you'd think so on the Bluies Is home
and two hundred acres of state gardens are located seven
miles north of Magnolia in the small town of Todd, Mission, Texas,
where he serves as mayor. And on a show ren Fear,
he describes how he would like to die.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Like a beautiful woman to come and make love to
me and to the point that I had a heart
attack and died.

Speaker 10 (14:50):
It's probably not afraid to die. What I'm afraid of
is that I can't die the way I want to die.
Dying should be a normal thing, and they should have
a company, call up a company and say less.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
And I think it's same.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
For me to go.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I would like a beautiful woman to come and scoom
me to death until I didn't have any more energy
and I was dead. That would be a good way
to go out, having fun and glory and happy, and
even if I have to go to Switzerland.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
On a great day for the beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
He's got an eighty six year old man dead on
top of the really good point. Okay, George, you see
he but focused on him in six you kinda I
don't know. I good on George. He's eighty six, he's
sexually active, he's a Caucasian male entrepreneur. Good on him
for still being really really out of six. He kind

(15:42):
of just I don't know you sort of in my head,
I hope that by the time of eighty six, I
won't be that focused on him.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
In six I hope that when I die, I have everything,
my family's healthy around me. I get to say the
right things to them, and I get they get to
say the right things to me, and I pass off
into the other, another world, leaving them in a good
state that I've done the right thing for them, you know,
not quite as exciting.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, what about if you're doing that? But you can
do that at the same time as you're making love
to a woman. So you might be making love to
a woman and your family's all around you, and.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
That sounds like a nightmare. That's how I don't want
to die. That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You're right though, at George Cooler, where have your family
around your love? What are you? Maybe he does want
his family around him.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
To make love to this beautiful woman in the morning
and then go and meet your family for lunch and
then go home and die and you sleep that night.
Now that's kind of better, you know, best to go
through it?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, family watch, Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
May the family watch intergenerational trauma.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Than that and Jerry Show podcast coming up after seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Monday Moist is something that we do here on
the Mantain Jerry Show every Monday it's.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Right to motivate people to be productive through the week,
to rejuice them up, make them feel like they can
give one hundred cent for the next five days.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Do you think we need the Monday moisture this morning,
juicing people up? Because I feel like it was very,
very moist over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It has been. It has been moist. It was definitely
moisted eating Park for the that fixture against the Argie Badgies. Jeez,
it was moist and then it got it kept on
going up another level. It was like it's like you're
in your shower and then suddenly the dial gets bigger
and bigger.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And you can keep going. It's like that was moist.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, yeah, But I think it's more of a metaphorical
moisture fin actual physical witness, you know what I mean.
It's more about moisting you.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, it doesn't quite work, doesn't really. It should be
the Monday coal for your fire, maybe something something to light.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Your fire Monday.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, what about a song that lights your fire? And
probably not you'd go would probably be too literal. Fire
Woman by the Colt would be quite good. Should we
have a fire song? We'll look for a song with
fire to fire people up for the week rather than
Monday fire.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I'm looking and over the weekend there was so much
rain it just rained, and rain rained down into the
central North Island there there was a huge amount of rain,
and Wellington with horrific ones. And I'm just looking here
at my weather app and there's snow and freezing cold
temperatures forecast, so moistening people up. I'm not sure, but
I think I think you're right. I think we need

(18:40):
to warm people up. Great balls of fire.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Someone's just text through.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
This is a suggestion. That's a fire song that'll warm
you up.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
The mother of my children was once recording an album
in the same place as Keith Flint and they were
outsmoking SIGs and he asked for a light and she
tried not to say it. She had to say, ah,
for you were the Twisted Fire.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
She did and she had to.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
She said she didn't want her but I was just
sitting there.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
She had to. What did he say?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
He said, yeah, I'll get that.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah. She was very nice about it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
All right, Okay, I think she started apologising. But you
can't you can't be asked for a light from the
Twisted Fire starter and not make that show.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I think you're just gonna let go through to a
keep it for some reason.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Okay, a fire song to ignite the nation.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
R Ip Keith Flint. I still find that weird that
he's not on the earth.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Yeah, said story The Mation Jerry Show podcast coming up
after seven.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I got the Monday formerly known as the Monday Moistning,
now the Monday in Ferner. Yes, warming you up.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
For another week in freezing out, the lighting your fire
for another week, ignite your passions. So suggestions coming through
for fire based songs to warm us up? Ring a
Fire by Johnny Cash, Disco Inferno by the Tramps.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
One good song actually.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
When someone write Feelings by Deja Voodoo h, it's going.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
To warm me up.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's a bit of a bit of a career end
of that one.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I think it's going to warm up some people at
the Broadcasting Standards Authority too.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Someone a song that I just think is so freaking good,
but we could never play because it's outside of the
Pittsy Campbell's remit the songs we play. But Eternal Flame
by the Bengals see my Name down through the ring
a whole life so lonely, and you come on, you know,
I mean the harmonies that Prince didn't write. He wrote

(20:45):
Monday turnal Flames about the flame that burns at Graceland. Elvis,
we've seen it, we've seen the internal, we looked at it,
we gazed upon it together and we're surprised. How small
that pool that you've seen him jumping into. Is that Graceland?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yes, and then we all so weirdly enough for a
squirrel that had the haircut of Elvis that ran up
a tree beside the eternal flame. That was freaky. Yeah,
that was weird. That was freaky. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Also coming up after seven o'clock, a very bitter breakup
story which would like to share with you, which involves
a wedding dress that's very interesting, a driver's car nightmare.
And we're announcing the top three for New Zealand's Greatest Route.
Stay with us. This is the Matt and Jerry Show
Radio Headache. This Mate and.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
Jerry hoare on weekdays.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Well it's start to be Matt and Jerry Hoke weekday linings.
Some six until night.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Nice have your wea us this morning on the Mountain
deer Is Show Monday, the ninete of August twenty twenty four,
meshes away. He's pulled asiki. He's twenty for twenty five
years today.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Which is amazing. I thought he was nineteen.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Classic. Somehow he went from nineteen to twenty five. Six years,
six years. He goes six years and one. It's really weird.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
He got a bike for his birthday and he was
riding it around the office like a like a seven
year old. It was very cute on Friday, wasn't it
Very tall?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Seven year old, very enormous.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, he's a big Unit's a happy birthday too, Meshy
for yesterday. What a great New Zealander he is.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah. Classic. You know you have your birthday celebration and
then you can't back it up with work. I mean,
this is the thing. You go out with them, You
go out with the boys to be able to get
up with the men. If you go the boys, going
to get up with the men. Yeah, it's the thing. Okay,
he's not old enough to do that yet. Twenty five.
A lot to.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Learn, heym so as he said, it has been a
very moist weekend. A lot of precipitation that that All
Blacks game. Unbelievable amount of precipitation on that game, unbelievable.
All Blecks played very well.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
On the wetday. Yeah, they did great game management. I
thought great game management, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
But we've decided that we can't moisten people up on Monday.
We do the Monday Moistener where we moisten people up
for another week in the country, you know, to try
and motivate them, something to juice them up for the week.
But we can't be putting more water in the system.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And it's going to be freezing cold. I'll see you
in the next couple of days. Is that icye southerly
blast that's going to be affecting the entire country. So
we're going to fire people up.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
We're going to fire people up with the Monday fire,
the Monday inferno.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So do we still play all this that sort of stuff?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
And then on the Monday Moistner, a real wounder of
a song, juicing you up for another week, this beautiful
country of ours.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
And then yeah, we don't have time for a new stage.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
We have to stuck with that one.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
But Here is an absolute in Furno of a tune
from the.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Colt This will warm you up. Ah yeah, warm.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
The cockles of your soul.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Fire Woman went to number one in New Zealand. That
came out of the song Absolute Cha off a fantastic
album song like Temple Boy.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That's a good album.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Then Matt and Jerry show podcast the cop Fire.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
And they'll fire you up for a Monday morning. They'll
warm you up. That'll heat you up, Warm your cockles, the.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Fire and your soul for another week in the country.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Tell you what won't. I was scrolling through social media
over the weekend and I saw a post come up,
and it appears to be an ad for someone selling
a wedding dress. The wedding dress hasn't gone through for
some reason, so it Reid's wedding dress size fat. Oh god, yeah,
five pounds. I mean check wedding dress. Something bad's happened

(25:00):
here because the some dude and some women have decided
not to go through with their wedding, and the dudes
decide to check the dress up. But he's decided to
ever crack at the at his former fiance winning dress
would fit the larger lady, quite chevvy and style. So
I would suit a cheap slapper, it says Jesus had

(25:23):
a lucky escape. Oh no, so there we as brand new?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh my god, I mean UK only, As it's collect only,
I will not be posting this item that size twelve.
I think she was prone to lying, so it's possibly
a fourteen or a six pene. Okay, man, he's he's
not happy. Christopher Carter is not happy? Whoever this guy is.
Something's something's something's come up?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, I mean what what? How bad a break up?
How bad a breakup do you have to have before
you think to yourself, you know what, I'm going to
grab the wedding dress. Firstly, why does he even have
this wedding dress?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah? Yeah, because you don't normally operate anywhere near the
wedding dress till after the winning. No, you don't tend
to select it. Do you know it to be the
woman that does that?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yep? But secondly, how bad a breakout?

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
What has this person done?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
It seems to me that if you read between the lines,
there's been some infidelity. Okay, aren't you getting that?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I'm getting that feeling? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Getting free wedding. She's had a fling of some sorts.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, he's definitely hurt, isn't he.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He's definitely hurt, and I don't think he's dealing with
it in the most healthy of ways. If you make
the amusing news segments of radio stations on the other
side of the planet with the way that you're dealing
with a breakup, then I'm going to say you're not
dealing with it in the most optimal way.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
I had a breakout once, which I thought at the
time was quite amicable, like we were just agreeing that
it wasn't really going anywhere, and thought it was fine,
and then I started to see someone else found out
that I started to see someone else. So she came and, oh,
you got that out of the door. I wasn't home,
and she pushed past my flatmate. Oh no, And we

(27:10):
went into my room, just pulled all the clothes out
of the drawer, ull everything out, tipped the rubbish bin over.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Unfortunately, in the rubbish bin there was evidence that I'd
moved on to someone else. Threw those around the room
as well.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Right, had you moved on in an honorable fashion? Hundred
per so?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
It was an breakup, clean breaker break up.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Probably four to six weeks later, started seeing someone else.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
No overlap, overlap, look at me, look at me, look
at you, very strongly, no overlap.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I had not met this other person before I had
broken up with, so I rung her and left a
very abusive message.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh wow, very abusive.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I had a flatmate that came home to his exit
had gone into his room and cut all his undies
up with scissors. So all his boxer shorts were cut ups,
including a pair of nice daffy.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Duck setin ones. Oh that's probably for the best ride
up below and then ride Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, I mean, I think one of the most important
things when you break up with someone, I think, and
this is what I always say to my friends when
they break up someone, keep your dignity.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
If you just keep your dignity, then as time goes on,
you look better and better and better.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
But every time you lose your dignity, you're not only
losing that person, you're also losing your dignity. So anytime
there's a decision on what you're going to do, decide
the option that keeps your dignity.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
And sometimes it's hard when you're mid chop as you're
chopping up someone's undies to start thinking.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Three halfway through some Daffy Ducks satin boxes, you're like,
am I losing my dignity in that?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And Jerry Show podcast, a couple of texts coming, because
we're talking about a social media post by a dude
in the UK who has broken up and then he's
whacked the wedding dress on line and he's selling out
that this his wedding dress size fat, which is not good,
nasty and obviously there's been an indiscretion before the wedding,

(29:13):
so it hasn't got to that point. Well probably for
the best, really, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Say, well, yeah, if you managed to be sort of
very sort of stuck individual, go well, it's good to
find that out now exactly. You could see and go,
I've found the truth now before we've gone through the wedding,
you know.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, we're talking about keeping your dignity in any kind
of relationship breakup because time will pass and everything will
cool down eventually. When everything does cool down, if you've
done something horrific, then that kind of adds fuel to
the fire. I mean this, for example, this text is
just coming on through for three I had my tires
slashed by an angry x. At least I think it
was my ex. Okay, so if you've got no evidence

(29:50):
of that, could have just been a random thing.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I mean you pissing a lot of people at that time.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Who knows. Yeah, this ticks here. My male flatmate broke
up with a girl he said too high maintenance. He
was very proud of his car, so she decided to
take revenge by pouring milk into the ear vn's midwinter.
The milk went sour as he used the car heater
a lot and stuck and stuck out his pride and joy.
Apparently she was an absolute demon on the sack though. Yeah, yeah,

(30:19):
sure that's sometimes. An ex boyfriend of mine says, this
takes to climbed in a three story window to try
and bust me seeing my new partner, but I was
sleeping alone.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh that's that's a police situation. Yeah, you can't go
climbing through people's windows to chicken on them.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, whatever the situation is. Yeah, I mean, good for
getting up three stories.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So I say you're dating someone for three years, just
pulling that number out of my ass and then you're
really upset, yes, and then you camp outside their work
or something or your you know, you know, take time
like baby reindeer style.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Then when you look back on your life five years
from now, you go, not only did I lose that relationship,
but there's a lot of shame around the end of
it as well. You've got to think about your future.
You've got to think about Yeah, that's why the dignity
got to hold the dignity. Just think and any advice
to anyone, if you've got a friend that's going through
a breakup, just go, whatever happens, keep your goddamn dignity.

(31:15):
It's all we've got.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
And as a friend, the other thing you've got to
do is not say anything about that partner because there's
a partner, because there's a high chance that person will
get back with that person, and then at that point
you've lost your dignity.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I know I've made that mistake before, where I've i
haven't even meant what I've said, but I've just tried
to make a friends feel better by just really tailing
into how bad that person was for you. Now, this
is the greatest thing that's ever happened. It was a disaster,
she's horrible whatever, and then two weeks later, Hey, we're
back together. And then down the track we've had a
few kids together, do you know, sitting around parties with

(31:49):
them and everyone knows what you said.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
I came I came up with a line that was
there is nothing that she could say that would ever
convince me to get back together with her two months later.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
This is the problem.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
It's seven thirty one time for your radio Hedaki News
Headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I wanting for South Island drivers to take it easy
on the road this morning after weekend snow, wanting to
remain for mountain passes and the Ramataka Hill and desert
roads in the North Island.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Wow, I tell you what. The Desert road is beautiful
and when it gets a bit of a bit of
weather on there, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, some bit of root chat there, Desert Road. I
would have thought in terms of New Zealand's greatest route,
I would have thought that might be making the top
three which are announcing this morning and actually in about ten.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Minutes it's a bit end of the movie seventy for me,
It's got a real the end of the movie seven
vibe to.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Me, Okay, it could do with a tree. Nine students
have been kicked out of one of New Zealand's bigger
schools after zone fraud wins. McLean's College requires parents to
prove proof they live in zone when enrolling their kids.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I wonder if anyone goes up to other families and go,
can we say we live here and you just forward
the mail onto us? I mean, how much you have
to prove it? Do you have to be Oh, you
have to be on the mortgage or the lease, don't you?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah? Do you? Or do you have to be in
a rental? What about a rental? What happens if you're
moving around rentals?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Well, then then you have to puney up the lease.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, but say you were renting, yeah, and you wanted
your kids to go to a school. Could you just
move to a new rental and then live there for
like six months? How many months do you have to
live in a zone renting?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
And you know the difference in price a to be
in Grammar zone. For example, in Auckland, You couldn't you
just rent a little a little wounder.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I think there's been a bit of this going rent a.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Little wounder and then let some of your relations live
in there that are going to UNI or something.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh I see, yeah, yeah, Well I suspect that there's
been a whole lot of little wounders that have been
built and that do get rented out for that exact reason.
For some reason, people can are real white on for
living in the DGZ.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
You go around there and it's what it's just like,
it's just like a sort of the size of a
portoloo with a letterbox out the front, and you've got
the twenty seven people living in there apparently rents a
letterbox and.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
The DGZ and Newcastle Knights coach Adam O'Brien has let
rip what bigger but on the referee for a nineteen
eighteen golden point loss to Cranulla that's left the NRL
Finals hopes hanging by a three oh half back Phoenix
Crossland was sinban late in the first half of what
was deemed a professional fowl. O'Brien says he'd be shocked

(34:39):
if anyone agreed with the ruling. Okay, all right, then
all right I didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Now, have you got to keep your dignity animo, Brian
dignity on a loss as well?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah you do, breakout point. Did you watch the Warriors
performance on Friday night?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
There, I certainly did. I did watch that. Yes, yes
it was. It was frustrating, frustrating, out call it frustrating, deflating.
But finally the hope is over for this.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Year, don't you? Don't you?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I thought the Dragons Titans thing cemented that.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Look, the Dragons just have to lose to Cronella and
the Eels and the Raiders and then a whole.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
Heap of other results. Go the Warriors come on and
they could finish eighth.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You guys, oh come on, really, let go, let go,
Let go show some dignity.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Oh god, next year, next year, next year.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Then Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Just give me a lot of feedback about our Satain
Deffi duct boxes, because it was talking about the story
about the certain Deffy duck boxes that were getting chopped
up by someone. So someone took to their box of shorts.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
And necks with scissors, Yeah, came in and destroyed a
pair of said I mean, that's not what we're talking about.
There was a story I was telling from the nineties
from a friend of mine who had a breakup in
his X broke into his house and chopped up his undies.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Of all the things that she could be chopping up
as undies, where she chopped up a lot of other stuff.
I wonder whether that was because there was other things
as well. Yeah, I just wonder whether it was because
she had a fond memory of him and his undies,
do you know what I mean? And she's like, I'm
not going to allow someone else to get to see
this man and all his glory and his undies.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, that's probably it, but said.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
They're going to see him nerd and they're not going
to like him after that because people.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Look so great. And a pair of satin daffy duck
box of shorts? Was it just a container of those
arrive in New Zealand and they had to move them
or something. Why was there a period with so many people,
including myself, were wearing daffy duck satin box of shorts
that rode up over the top of your jeans blowed out,
were yours purple?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah? Purple? Yeah? I had a friend of the old Decko.
He he was very fond of a pair of satin
daffy dark boxes or purple. I think he had a
multi pack.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah right, wow, Yeah, Hey, Matt, I have some satin
boxes you can buy for seventy dollars. They've previously been
satin by me. Okay, satin by me.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
But are they daffy duck? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
These are just just is this satin? Get back to
me that TEXI into nine four because I'm not paying
for them. That they're just saturn. If they're just I
don't know, I'm that sort of off white satin.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You don't want that. My father in law still rocks them,
scissus text on three four three. He's in his eighties.
I reckon he may have had them since the nineteen nineties. Leon.
I mean, that's the good thing about the satin. They
won't degrade. No, they will last for a long time.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
But you don't want boxes writing up on you in
your eighties, do you riding right up in your eighties?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Don't know many eighty year olds that are wearing the boxes.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
And on another topic here we were talking about as
anyone buying little renting little wounded flats and school zones,
because moving into the school zones can cost you another
couple hundred thousand on your house. I used to live
in a little wounder flat that had previously been rented
and kept empty by some rich parents who needed a
property in the grammar zoon.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Okay, so the question is has some building developer been
onto it enough to you could build like a faux
like a fake apartment complex.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Were just little boxes?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, just daffy duck boxes, a little box, little box
apartments worth each worth a letter box. And then you
just rent them out for a limited amount, and then
then then boo boo, Yeah you're in there in the
Gramo zoon.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Hey, we're talking before about my father in law still
rocks pair of setting daffy duck boxes from the nineties,
and this text to here it makes a good point. Yeah,
why do they know what boxes their father in law
is wearing.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Because they're satin daffy duck boxer shorts. And they ride,
they ride up whoever's wearing them. They blow out the
top of your parts. There's no secret.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
They announced themselves.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
No secret, even as high up as a peer of
an eighty year old wizards pants because the eight year
olds with them pulled right up the box of shorts
will still billow out of this Saturn.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Maunt and Jerry Show Radio, Haddocky.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
This is Jerry and Matt Yeah Radio.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
That's where that mets than Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
So we've quite a lot of roots had actually over
the last couple of weeks here on the Mountain Gerry Show.
That's because we've teamed up with Panhead Custom Mails and
then you pick up Hazy Ipa to find New Zealand's
greatest route. And thanks to your suggestions, we have nailed
down all of three. We have come to three. Basically,

(39:37):
we've counted the votes and now we need your vote
on these three. So we've taken everybody's there's hundreds of
state highways across New Zealand, there's hundreds of roots, there's
hundreds of great roats. Turns out this is a country
of great roots, credible roats. There's more good roots and
better roots than one I thought. Actually, So we've we've

(39:58):
nailed it down to three and from here we need
you to vote on these three.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Now, okay, all right, okay, here we go, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Option one Arthur's Pass State Highway seventy three. Great route.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I think Arthur's passed might be closed right now.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I think it might be closed for snow right now.
And a good route does close itself off every now.
Oh yeah, because it's beautiful. It's taking you to the
extremes of nature to get those views that make a
really bit of good route.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Good Root's not always accessible. You know, something that's always
accessible doesn't make the great route. Option number two, Ah,
you like this meant this is close to your heart
Root five and this was always going to be there,
wasn't it. Oh what a great route. And Option three
State Highway twenty five the back route to Coramandel. Oh, yes,

(40:52):
I know that one that's out around Miranda. Okay, so
that's heating south towards Coromandel and then you go Cowakawa
Bay and around through Miranda. And how did the views
on that computer Arthur's Pass. No, I don't know, but
people love that route.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
The back route to Corrimandel. Yeah, the back route, hang on, okay,
I'm not gonna go into that. I'm not gonna unpack
why people might have voted for that.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
So number sixty nine didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Sixty nine wasn't there, I was sixty nine didn't make
it that dear, So you can cast your vote at
Hodeck dot co dot in z and be into one
of one thousand dollars to spend on your own great route.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
So those are your options, Arthur's pass Aways seventy three,
the pig Route Way eighty five, or the back route
State Howard twenty five.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, it's all thanks to pen he'd pick up Hazy
Opa and Ruder. Jesus Christ, Ruder, you've got your your
nose is passing blood, mate, what are you doing?

Speaker 12 (41:44):
I'm just I'm very lucky that there was a paper
towel just sitting there for me to grab because my
nose absolutely started to fast flood.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
At that's timely, unprofessional of you.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Big weekend was a well what's been going on, buddy fiction?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh sure?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (42:01):
And the sonatas and the steroids and all of the
drugs that I'm currently.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
On appeared have taken a turn.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Wow. It's actually really pussing out because okay, we should
we should go to a song where you need to
go to a song here. Wow, wow, Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Soul cheers to pan here and pick up Hazy. I
pa not Ruder's nose, please everywhere.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
He's in the greatest Route The Mate.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
And Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Rudy, you've got something shoved in your nose. Now that
that's better.

Speaker 12 (42:29):
I've really gone quite hard with the route of how
can I put this in a Really I've just shoved it.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
You've got so much towelidge coming out of your nose.
And the thing is that you can't go down because
she's taken the day off.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
For his birthday.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm quite clearly not going down.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Okay, you need to play on.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
This is a buck shelford nance situation where you've just
got to there's no subs.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
There's no substitutes for you. This is why I carry
a tampon in my wallach for this exact reason. So
if you want this tempe here, here you go. You
can shove this tampon on your nose and it'll clear
the blockage. No, I will soak up blood.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
I really will clear it. I really want to make
a scene. That's what I'm doing a professional. This is
a professional broadcast, guys, and as long as you can
keep plowing through when a I sound like this and
b the listeners won't be able to tell, but I
look like something terrible has happened to my face.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It would it kill either you or me, Jerry, to
be confident enough in radio broadcasting, after all these years,
to go around there and be able to press the
buttons enough to do our own show when someone's as
badly injured as Ruda and we're down a mash.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
That's fine, right, it wouldn't. Can we have after eight
o'clock accs Minie Stewart joins us throughout the weekend Sport Plus.
Make sure you're listening up to the twenty five k
fiddler Call a number one hundred if you hear some
fiddler in the song, or win a thousand dollars. This
is the Matt and Jerry Show Radio Headache.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Madd It's Mat, The Mast and Jerry Show Podcast, The
Mast and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
One.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Okay, cold Wells, that's Jai on me. That's you lasting
ho Rocky Breakfast time, that's where you're fine, and Jerry
is sixteen.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I sho the company this morning. A nice that Rude
has also got his nosebleed under control now, which is
thank goodness for that that Tampi's really doing its work,
isn't it.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
I managed to stop one noster. I'm worried about the
other one. I'm worried about lifting going for it.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, you got on the buttons and a nice Stuart's
in the studio to do a live sports update next,
can you press buttons to run a radio show?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Because Mash he's away for his birthday. I'm bleeding.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
It is bleeding at his nose and me and Jerry
too pampered to do our button.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Look at a pinch. I could probably do it olden
back myself to know which buttons to push.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, not too many complicated stings to set off starting.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
There was a covered and blood of the moment.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Sorry, yeah, can you put a dead or wipe over?
You need to go to the blood burn up. Next midnight,
Stewart joins us to talk about the weekend sport. Obviously
big one for the All Blacks. That is there a
path through to the top eight for the Warriors? That's
the question, a mathematical chance.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
I'll get the abacus out Jerry, and.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Of course the UFC as well.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yesterday two thirds of the results were a go Kiwi situation.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
On the Matt Jeish, I thinks the bunnies trade now
father said this year with bunnings is that was that
song on the stone table pullets plush? Was that one
of the four pillars of songs the Yally singer, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I don't think they quite made it just looking back,
I think it was a daughter pil jams.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Oh, yes, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
There was with arms wide Open by crew, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Songs with Yali singers yep.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Allison Chain's Rooster okay, and of course the best of
them crash test dummies.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
That was exactly a year ago.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Used today was happy anniversary singers.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well, welcome to the studio and I Stewart from the
A c C.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
And to be fair, that could have been any day
because you guys play those same songs.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
That's a good point. But we kind of sports. You
were commentating the rugbar on Saturday night with Matt. Yeah
it was.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
It was a soggy, sodden, turgid, torrid affair. And you know,
we we get told off so often for when these
games are out of reach or it's only going one way,
not to beat up on the game a little bit.
We got a lot of feedback around that from GMA.
So it doesn't help. When the game finishes, the ref

(47:04):
blows the whistle, then here's something, as I hang on,
we're going to go back, We'll come back again.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, when it means absolutely nothing, Argentina can't win. Yeah,
the game's over and we're back out on the field.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
And so I think we talked about it on the commentary,
but I feel like in rugby union at least there
needs to be a mercy rule, okay, where if statistically
a team cannot win the game forty two ten with
five minutes left to go, even if you scored a
try a minute. I'm sure some mathematician or transport me
on that one. But if you can't win it, then
just mercy killing in the game and just be done

(47:37):
with it.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Tap it out, tap it out. Well, you know they
do have that in cricket of course, and tears cricket.
If no one's gonna win, there's gonna be no result.
The captains come together and they just say, look, let's
not flap around. It's going to have a drink.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
We got it in chess as well, you know, check
in five moves. Yeah, you're out, that's right. But for
me it was particularly hard because I'd ridden my bike
and some of them moistest weather Auckland's had in a while,
and my undies we was so wit. I was just
sitting on the seat commentating. I actually arrived took my
pants off because there was no one in the in
the studio when I arrived, but they I had to
go to the bathroom for a week and I walked

(48:09):
into the bathroom just in my undies and I didn't
expect anyone to be down here, but there was two
people in the bathroom and I walked in my undas.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Okay, you allowed to do that. You take your undies off,
don't you, and put them walk in the put them
in the system. Well, I mean you take your undies
off and just go free ball?

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Do you mean walk when he's walking into the bathroom,
just wanting the perot into the bathroom once he's.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Once he's in there, you then remove them and check
them in the sistern. But what about the next person
that has to sit on that seat. Anyway, That's not
the most pressing sporting issue of the weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Warriors still a chance to make the top eight.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Can I Oh, look, I appreciated all of the sort
of copium that was going on last week when everyone
was saying, oh, if we went all these games, you know,
mathematically we could probably do it. It was very unlikely
last week. It's it's almost I mean it as impossible.
It's impossible this week. So we turn our eyes to
the Seawan Johnson farewell tour.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, we want something spectacular for Sewan Johnson, that's right.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
And so it's his last game this weekend, this Friday.
It's against the Bulldogs who have found a rear vein
of form in the last.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Like six weeks.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
So it's not looking good. But you know, I think
with you know, the fourteenth man on the field, in
the go hard media Mount Smart Stadium fans out there,
plus Shawn Johnson's farewell i'me on, I think there's a chance.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well, what are we looking for? What are we looking
for him for shawnee Jay? In his last couple of matches,
You're looking for a bit of razzle dazzle.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Yeah, I mean he scored on the weekend just being
so you know, that was good to see. And I
think if he can score in that last game, at
Mount Smart they have a moment.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Stop a game down big Shawney J smile, the big.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Shawney J smile. Let him kick it, you know, sub
him off with like five minutes to go, so that
everyone can have the big round of Shawn Johnson.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
I think we're just make it about that because, to
be honest, there's not really much else to play for.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
What about those manly supporters billing him? That was that
was low. Yeah, that was that was like, Hey, we'll
just stick around many because we want to talk a
little bit of UFC with unis happy.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
To I see as well. So the Fortress eding, I'm
just looking here at the stats, so fifty games nineteen
ninety four. England are the next closest with their winning
streak of twenty two from ninety nine to three. Georgia
had a twenty one game winning streak at the Dynamo
Arena from two thousand and four to twenty twelve, and interestingly,

(50:18):
the All Blacks at Fortress Murrayfield nineteen wins from nineteen
thirty five. So it's willing nun for some time.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
The All Blocks run two fortresses, it's impressive.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Their Northern Fortress and their southern one The Mat and
Jerry Show podcast. So pretty good weekend for the UFC
fighters in Perth. Over the weekend, two out of three.
Ain't bad, Ben, Yeah, it ain't bad. It started off
well as well with Dan Hocker.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Did you see I don't know if he saw the
highlights of that fight, but when he went back to
his corner after one of the rounds, chilling his ear off,
do this, do this, don't do this, blah blah blah,
and he just goes boys, boys, I love this shit.
Just blood pouring out of all his eyes and he
was just in his happy place.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, I added swinging. He started swinging and heading.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Yeah he did, and I think that will put him
in good stead. That vaults him into the top five
in his weight division as well, so he's not far
off a title fight. He called out Connor McGregor, which
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
He runed us. Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Shortly after that, Kay Carter France came out and had
a crushing first round knockout which was absolutely hectic. He
just threw the same combo like four times, last one
finally connected and it was all set up for one
my multi to come in but two for a great
day for City Kickboxing, and as he in the fourth
round just got tapped out. I kind of It's like

(51:33):
when you're playing a video game and you've got a
boss fight going on. You know, when their health bar
gets right down to the last little bit, Yeah, you
throw any strategy out the window and you just like, buger,
I'm going to go in and try and get that
last hit. And that felt like what happened to is
he He was like, I think I can knock this
guy out here, and then Dracus Duplas was just good
enough to crank his head. I don't even think he
really got the choking. I think it was more he's

(51:54):
just cranking his chin so hard.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, and they had the first submission for Odisny, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
I mean his whole game is just he's going to
punch and kick your head until you can't fight anymore,
and then you've got to try and tackle him to
the ground to stop.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
That's basically out. His lums are long enough to keep
you away, but if you get in there, it can
go badly for him.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
So what happens now for him? Because he's thirty five.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
He's not going to retire. I don't think he sort
of because there was something. He took his gloves off,
and everyone's like, oh, that means he's retiring.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
But then he came out said, nah, nah, if you
leave your gloves in the ring, that's sort of signals
you're retirement. I don't think that's what's going to happen.
What will happen now is do please see he will
fight Strickland. He was the last guy that beat Artisnya.
I think that the loser of that fight probably fights
is he yep, And if he wins that, he gets
another shot at the belt. When the belt for the
third time sail off into the sunset.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
That's how I imagine that. Imagine that the story is
just being written like the Ark, the Ark, the comeback
to finish, that's right.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
I mean, I believe in him. I know he certainly
believes in himself.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
That's what he does. I totally feel like he does.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
That's because they asked him after the fight, like what's next.
He's like, I've gotta be honest, I did not think
this far ahead. I didn't think I was going to
lose it anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
That's a big thing. But I think Drick has stoopless.
He played quite a good mind game with him, that
African stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, I think it.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Made him maybe lose focus of fraction. I did.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
And it's funny because I don't think Drick has actually
meant it that way. Look, I don't think he meant
it as such a barb. But when he first said it,
it was the funniest headline to read because you look
at the guy and he's like, I'm the only true African.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Cha.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
I love this, I love this from you. But I
actually think you just.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Meant on known.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
The guy still lives in South Africa. But have you
seen the training footage drinkers Dupless's coach. He shocks them
with a cattle prod that's how he trains.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
So while they're wrestling, if they get in the wrong position,
he'll just jab it into the soul of their far.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
That's smart.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
How South African is that? Yeah, they love them. They
love an obscure training technique in South Africa, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
He came out with a couple of spring box either
side of him.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
So boy boy, but that's good.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
We don't want him to go out like that. We
don't want to go like that.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
No, no, thanks for coming in and I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Fellas than that and Jerry Show podcast that thinking Mark
and I Stewart's favorite band. It turns out.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Freaking loves that song. And also Angels by Robbi Williams.
If you've been lucky enough to see me and I
Stewart after a few jump on stage at karaoke or
basically anywhere and seeing Angels, it's credible voice of an angel, beautiful,
beautiful voice.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Mini yeah, voice of an angel, much like much like
Ruder here pushing the buttons this morning, Ruder good news is.
I know there's been a lot of texts that have
been coming in thoughts and press for Ruder and his
nose because he had a horrific nosebleed all over the
studio disc. It's been tamponed up. He's currently doing the
show with a tampon and his right nostril and it
seems to be working a treat.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
As I said before, I am a little worried now
that I've only got the tempe and the right nostril
that the left one is going to explode like an
oil gusher in the South Pacific.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I'm worried about that.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Soldier on with soldier as long as it comes out
your other nostril. And yeah, yeah, all right, that's the
main one. Okay. Then coming up after the eighth the lines,
Father's Day's coming up in a couple of weeks, is it, Yes,
And I know that a lot of people struggle putting
together Father's Day gifts. We've got a solution for you,

(55:09):
which I'll share with you after the eight thirty news headlines.
And also I've got a question that I need to
ask you, Matt, and it's in regards to your weight.
It's a delicate little subject that we need to do
online radio. Yes, are you sure it's the best place
for it. That's the best place to deal with these
delicate subjects.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Okay, this is shaming coming up The Mat and Jerry
Show Radio had a Gee.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's Mad and Jim me on ready, Lucky, it's Matt
and Jill me.

Speaker 11 (55:48):
Heath.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Then Wells maintain Jully.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
All right, Matty Jeremy Wells the.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Hey thirty on the Maten Jerry Show time last night. Sorry,
there's an old habit of mine to do that.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
He just jumped all over my line. It's eight thirty
time for your radio. Kodak news headlines threw well.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Jesus arm police in pakurangat East Auckland this morning. Locals
reported hearing gunshots just after six thirty am. Both ends
of Marvin Down's Avenue are closed. Jeez, I think bad
things always seemed happen in early hours of Monday morning.
And the City bus company has apologized to an eighty
three year old man and his family after leaving him

(56:34):
part way through his journey. Barry Gardner was traveling from
christ Church to Nelson on Friday when he fell whilst
they stopped for food and coke Colder. His family says
he was left behind because the driver saw him as
a liability.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I mean, probably is more to the story. So he's
on the bus and then he falls when he's having
his lunch and will stop for food and they leave
him behind and the town that it's not his.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
He's eighty three.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
That on the surface, that does not That does not
sit well with me on the surface.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
And you said there must be more to that.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Surely there's got to be more to that. You can't
just abandon someone because if they are in peril.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
And an early Premier League football statement from Manchester City.
The reigning champions have opened their total defense with a
two nil win over Chelsea at Stanford Bridge. Meanwhile, Brentford
have opened their season with a two to one home
win over Crystal Palace. Just in case you're interested, I am,
oh good, I am? Are you not?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You're not interested?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I don't care about Brentford?

Speaker 8 (57:35):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Can I be honest with you?

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Can I be honest with our life? When someone says
that to someone? H what are you?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I would hope you're always honest with me?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
But yeah, can I be? Can I you know that
means can I be brutally honest with you?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
We had a photo taken on Friday. Yeah, and I
saw the photo come up and I was like, jeez, Matt,
there's looking very trim at the moment, spelt, you know,
very trump really and you know, you go in and
out sometimes, you know, I'm gonna yo, yeah a little bit,
you know, not massively, just a little bit, and that's

(58:12):
just the nature of you and your obsessions. But I
thought to myself on Friday, are you looking very spell?
And then interesting? He walked in this morning. I didn't
think that this morning, and I thought, is it possible
for a man over a week here to somehow put
on a few kiligrat and maybe I'm saying maybe five? Well,
that is interesting. I'm just being honest.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
No, I'm not going to appreciate it. And you know
I appreciate your candor. But the thing is, is it
possible for one meal to just blow you out? Because
yesterday I decided to make a roast for the family, right, okay,
So I spent most of the day planning for it.
And it was a huge meal. It was so much
food that by the end I sat on the couch

(58:53):
and I felt like my eyeballs were going to pop
out of my head.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I'm not sure how that.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Could happen, but I ate so much, and everyone made
so much, and it was so delicious. It was roast chicken,
Yorkshire pud, Yorkshire pud, you know, of course, roast vegetables
stuffed roast chicken. So I made the stuffing and then
and Yorkshire pods. A lentil roast. You've had a lentils?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Why have you got? You got a vegetarian in your midst?

Speaker 6 (59:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
You just did a lent of roast on.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Top of it, like a delicious lentil roast over consider it.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Then there was the vegetables with the kumina of two
different colors.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Oh wow, okay, purple, purple and orange.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
There was there was some pumpkin in there. There was beans,
and there was peas ye, and there was some gravy.
It was huge for the four of us. It's like
a massive, massive feed and then a apple crumble for
dessert with.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Lashings of cream. Hey, can someone tell me what's Yorkshire pudding?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
So Yorkshire potting is very simple. It's just vegetable, oil, eggs,
flour and milk. But then you you cook them up
on the little muffin tins.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You not, you must fed. I've never had one, haven't you. No,
I've never had any. I've always heard about them. But
that it's a savory thing. It's not really a pudding.
Yeah no, it's not putting. It's a savory thing. It
sort of mops up the gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
And sometimes you can order a roast and or to
come inside a Yorkshire pudding, so everything's inside the Yorkshire putting.
It's easy to get it wrong if you get consistency wrong.
If you don't whisk the eggs enough, it could be
like basically like concrete. But if you get it right,
and if you get it and sometimes it'll it'll expand
and then you take it out of the train, or
can complect and be flat flat like a pancake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
That's humiliating. But I nail these, these these Yorkshire.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Puddings, and there's nothing like in a horrible winter's day
just spending the entire time preparing the ultimate roast. It
was supposed to be for lunch, but I got up
too late, so it ended up being roasting it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay, so you you have put on is right? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I think is that a compliment to my meal? That
it was so delicious that I ate so much that
I've gone from you thinking I spelt obese and one meal?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It's quite ambrssive.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
There are you currently running a food hangover?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Dery? Oh my god, I feel terrible. I woke up
I ate so much food.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I felt terrible on the couch afterwards, and I kind
of went into this horrible, unhappy sleep in front of
the TV. And then I woke up this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I was like, Wow, did I get a truck yesterday.
Am I beaten half.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I got no energy and it was just the huge
amount of food that we all consumed before beat Any leftovers, yes,
so many leftovers. I'll look forward to today absolutely punishing
those leftovers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
A few more kgs you can put it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
See if I can get another five by tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Good work then, and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
And that is the Jerry Show from Monday, the nineteen
of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I'm getting bit of a kick back on my Yorkshire
pudding that I made with my roast chicken dinner yesterday,
Sunday roast. Yeah, because you normally have it with beef,
but I love a Yorkshire pudding, so I'll put it
in with the chicken roast as well. I know it
doesn't quite make sense, but it's great for mopping up
the gravy. But if I'm having a roast beef roast,

(01:02:00):
make stuffing that you put in the chicken and have
the stuffing on the side because I love the stuffing
so much. There's no roles, so I can do whatever
I want. There's no there's no Sunday roast. Police, go
and get that Yorkshire putting out of there. That's a
roast chicken you got there. Ye see, I think I
can see what you're doing there. You're just going I mean,
why don't you just put a Why don't you just
put a lasagnia amongst your own? I mean, that's where
you're basically getting to get out. That's disgusting. How do

(01:02:20):
you revolting as I could not possibly do that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
You're just basically a roasted pasta with meat and cheese
on it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Essentially.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Okay, she's so, I tell you what I would though.
I would put a side of mac and cheese in there,
like I reckon, mac and cheese would work. Oh my god,
A side of mac and cheese would work. But I
don't think a lasagnia would.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Oh my god. Thanks for listening to the show. Podcasts
out at eleven am this morning. We'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my taste a kiwi from
me