Matt's Problematic Spin Class - The Radio Highlights Pod August 26

Today on the radio show, We check out problematic social media trends like the milk “Gallon Challenge” and the “Cinnamon Challenge”, and a man who wants to be shot out of a cannon at his funeral!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Six tu nine. Good morning, welcomeing on to the Mantain
Jerry Show. The date is Monday, the twenty sixth of
August and the year is twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm just checking my notes here and we have a
huge show, huge show here on Radio Hodaki. Well actually
just on the briefs show. Don't know what's having of
the rest of it. Jesus, how the coopta? How are
you coming? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
That's right this morning. The wonderful world of going out
with a bang via a cannon. Wow, it's a beauty
that story. Plus checking Insta after a spin class you
want to chat about it?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
And during a spin class, Hey, this is Oasis. We've
got a chat coming up next. Are Oasis actually getting
back together? Are they probably not? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Mate? Do you hear how much they've been offered to
get back together? I think they might be thinking about it.
We'll let you know the details. Next. Here is Oasis.
Welcome along to The Man and Jerry Show. Nice to
have you with.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Us the Ration Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's Morning Glory by Oasis on The Man and Jerry Show.
And it's been rumored and reported man times actually over
the last fifteen years. But there were some reports over
the weekend that Oasis may finally be getting back together.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh really the bros.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, because they've been promised to pay day of one
hundred and six million dollars to perform on a global
to it no, just the band itself, that's not that much. Well,
but what they do is they what they pay that
everyone else on the band like a million, yeah, and
then the Gallagher brothers take like forty yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Like if it's one hundred and six million, and the
touring companies take on the expense. So that'll just be
a pay at the start. That's how they do it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So the sons said to have convinced warring brothers Nolan Liam.
So the Sun has said to have convinced Nol and
Liam to bury the hatchet. So two thousand and nine
was when things came to a head between the brothers
because they were backstage in Paris and they had a fight.

(02:28):
And in recent years. It's interesting because Liam has been
wanting to make amends. Yeah, but Nole's like, nah, you
can pass off. Well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Liam rarely derailed the band by being a real duck,
but Nole's no good without him. It's a catch twenty two,
isn't it now?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And what they reckon now is that Nole's divorced his
partner and it cost him forty million and so they
happened last year his wife Sarah.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And she deserves that forty million.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And so they reckon that maybe he's going to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It would be so good. But he would ensure that tour.
I mean they have been saying they hate each other
and oh good point. I mean would you ensure that?
Would you think that was going to finish that tour?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
So it's expected to take in Wembley, Twickenham, Tottenham Hotspur
Stadium as well as a run of dates at Liam
and Knowle's beloved if he had stadium for the Manchester
the home of the Manchester Football Club and apparently Glastonbury
as well, have reserved a slot headlining left open.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It would be so good. I went to see Liam
Gallagher at Sparklina a couple of years ago. He was
so good and when he sang the Otis songs, you
didn't care. You didn't care that it was an oasis
because he's so good. He's such a great front man.
He doesn't say anything, but he's got so much charism
it's bizarre. Yeah, and so it doesn't matter if Noel

(03:50):
Gallagher sings Otis songs. For some reason, it's not as
exciting as when Liam sings them because Liam was the
main singer.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, it's interesting because he said so. Now, Gallagher has
been unusually complimentary of his young brother recently. Apparently last
week he said, when I would sing his song, it
would sound good.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
When he sung it, it sounded great. Yeah, that's so true.
I can't sing, I can't shing sugar etching alcohol, rock
and roll star and all that. I don't have your
shame attitude is him? Might I've always just half a
guinness on a Tuesday. It's all right, liams is ten
shots of tequila on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Impersonation from Rainbow again. Why does he keep sneaking into
the show? Then that and Jerry Show podcast, You've been
salivating just really to talk about the situation that happened
during his spin class.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm concerned spend class being a whole lot of exercycles
and a small room listening to dance music for fitness.
On her Sunday morning, I was.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
The Sunday morning. Was it that you went in law?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, Sunday morning spin class.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
He sounds good. Did you stay off the beers in
the weekend?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I had no beers in the weekend. God, a weekend
is so long and good when you don't drink. I mean,
I've been a big supporter of drinking for the longest time,
but I decided not to this weekend, and it's say, wow, is.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
It time to go back to that plan that you
had a while ago, which was to get really, really
drunk on a Thursday. Yeah, and then you spend Friday hangover. Yeah,
you won the company dime, and then you get to
get full recovery Saturday Sunday. Yeah, you don't want to
drink because you've got it out of your system. Yeah,
and then you can enjoy all the activities at the
weekend office.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You can chew through some edmin if you haven't been drinking.
Oh my god, your life is so organized.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh you start looking for things, Yeah, you do rearrange
the garage. You actually start to realize life is easy. Yeah,
life is actually easy. There, heap yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
This is zero stress. Nothing's difficult. It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
What I mean like a grocery shop on a hangover
computer or grocery shop head even alone is such a difference.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I went to the supermarket. It was an absolute joy
skipping around the aisle thinking about different meals for the kids.
It was Yeah, it's you've.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Lowered the bar for the longest time. The bars come off.
Oh wow, life's not that hard after all.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's like the Melbourne Cup. You've been adding extra weight
to sleaves out there.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Andy kepping herself. It's the Met and Jerry Show radiating
as chair on me?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
What else with mash.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
All watches chair on me?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But you the Breakfast show.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Me that he Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's eight thirty one time for your radio. Hoda can
use headlines with Jeremy well six thirty one.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
To this club. Over the weekend was out for daily
walk to look for insects and plants. Police have launched
a homicide investigation. Gren's Islander's Kaentucky Fairy has arrived. In
Singapore for maintenance. The ship will remain in dried up
for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
How did it make it out there?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Get it there? How come I can get to Singapore
but it can't get across the cook straight.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It can't get to Pickton, but it can get to Singapore.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's wanted to get out of wherever it's been for
the longest time.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
God, who got that duty? Okay, you're going to have it.
You're going to have to tacking to Singapore.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
God didn't ever rutter isshes amazing. I think maybe it
just doesn't want to live in Wellington. The fairy will
have a replacement stabilizer fitted after apart went missing more
than a year and a half ago.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
What apart went missing? Yeah, will have a replacement stable
Someone took it home. Something happened to it. Who knows?
Someone wanted to stabilize their house in Wellington's later the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And Lydia Co who has won a third golf major.
She's triumphed by one stroke after finishing at seven under
part on the Old Course at Saint andrews.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Ah Lydia Kay playing with Gay Abandon. Now that she's
got a bronze, a silver, and a gold. She's going
to be the youngest person ever inducted into the what
is it the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Has anyone here been to s and Andrews the old
course at Andrew's.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I did drive past it, Yeah, when my family was
over there.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I believe really hard to work out where the greens
are and where the where the fair way is.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
It's very much the same color. All the landscape right
around that area is.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah, I mean there's fantastic videos of St. Andrews where
it's right beside a town as well, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
So? Yeah? Got that.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
You've got the town right there.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
As it around a corner and the town is basically
there and you've got to go around it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Has it got a castle? So yeah, it's got a castle. Wow,
castle's good in it's not far from.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
The sea, is it.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, it's right on the ocean, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Doesn't that why they get those howling winds just coming
up over top there?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It looks looks like I mean, it'd be amazing to
play there. Well, it was opened in fourteen hundred, I say, right, yeah,
of course it's not. They're not just not lying when
they say it's old. It's old, It's old.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
The Nash and Cheery Show podcast Through.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Wonderful World of Going Out with a Bang a Canon, Michael.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Field has decided that when he dies, he wants to
go in style. He's seventy four at the moment. He's
from Queensland. He's known as Skip Skip. He's got five kids,
nineteen grandkids, Jesus and eight great grandkids. Get on them,
and he wants to have his ashes launched out of
a cannon because he says everyone's going to die, so

(09:31):
let's get over it. He's planned his funeral with Ozzie Company.
Bear funerals be are and he was inspired to pre
plan for the end of life because he was fit
up with going to the absolute shittest funerals.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Once I had a heart attack, than I realized man's
mortality and realize I've got to get my affairs in order.
And the funerals are pretty big. One of them, I'm
the cowboys shooter. When one of his passes on, we
all get together and form a line with our old
gauge shotguns and shoot one after the other into the
air respectively for the Parson Cowboy. I would like that

(10:07):
to happen to my ashes, part of them and the
other part of them. A friend of mine out in
Dolby owns a cannon and get blowing out across the range.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yes, So the rest of his remains are going to
be placed in what Skip describes as a giant party popper,
which he's going to give to his children. He wants
them to throw a big party and pop his ashes
that will come out alongside Confidian streamers. Grace Yeah, Skip says,
I want them to pop all over the paddic.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
It's a more memorable thing for me, and anytime the
kids or anyone sees the fireworks, they're going to think, ah, yeah,
this Skip went that, rather than some al in the
ground with the very boring, depressing thing.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Apparently there's a former commercial driver Skip. He became a magician,
so wants his funeral to be a lighthearted celebration of
his life rather than a formal day of morning. He's
also very clear on where his sporting loyalties lio.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
I want to mix my ashes up with some Marone
colored chalks normally out of a cannon that smoke comes
out of bluey sort of a color. And being a
queen's land or I don't like that idea.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Maron, nice boy, he state of o to the end.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
He really is. Yeah, he wants to remember it as
a bit of a sclly wag. It was a bit
of a sclly ware.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's unlikely to be remembered as a scaleyware because no
one said that word since about nineteen seventy four. A
shone that was mean to my enemies and loving to
my friends. Believe good on you, all right, then it's
seemed busy, skepful, shove you in a cannon and blast
you all over the rain.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Doing a spin class in the weekend. Yeah, I'm not
trying to get my fat's up by doing spin class.
If you don't wan to spin classes is when you
get a lot of exercycles in a room and your
pound some music, and it's basically an organized excycle class.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Would you call it a stationary peloton? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You don't really change your position throughout the race. You're
forty five minutes and you pretty much end up where
you started. Maybe maybe you've moved a couple of couple
of millimeters. Oh really, that's about it. If you really
go hard you can move a couple of millimeters towards
the front. Wow. But anyway, it just struck me during
this spin class, which is quite exhausting, like it's really

(12:27):
sweaty and hot, and you really push to the very
limit keeping up with it. But you have these bits
you go hard, go hard for six minutes or whatever,
and then they say, you know, flat road, and you
take the gear off and you just have a bit
of a rest. You're still peddling, but you take the
BPNs down and you know, the revolutions down, and yet rest.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Is someone yelling at you with a headset ah, talking nicely. Okay, yeah,
but you know, come on up, they'll stand up. Go go,
go go.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
You know that kind of thing. That's good. Music's good.
And there was this woman that was across from me
and every time we went to the rest, but you
pick up your phone and go on Instagram and start
scrolling Instagram. I was thinking, I don't know, you've got
a problem if you do that. You're in a spin
class and in the rest, but you need to not

(13:11):
not like I can understand maybe if you had kids
at home, or you needed to check your text message
because you're expecting something but just doom scrolling Instagram in
the rest bits at a spin class ie.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
People are just addicted, now, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
They must be, I think people are.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Does she even know she was doing it?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Possibly not, possibly not. But it's that idea that any
time you're not doing anything, you have to be doing something.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, you are doing something. You're in a spin class
with fifty other people in blearing music. But it's not enough,
not enough, that's not enough just to rest. Just to
I I'd say she's not pushing hard enough, you know,
and she probably needs to put a gear up a
couple of levels and go a bit harder, you know.
I mean, she's probably not heading the revolutions if she's
not needing to recover. But also just you're not just

(14:00):
sit there. That's a problem, isn't.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh yeah, But I mean that's not that far away
from a thing that I do that I find myself
doing every night, which is if I'm in an ad break,
you know, not when I'm on presenting television, but when
I'm watching television at home, I'll pick up my phone.
Sometimes I pick up my phone mid movie. Sometimes I
pick up my phone mode program and a little bit
of a dull bit, yeah, which is kind of the

(14:22):
same thing.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I guess, so yeah, because I mean you're already watching
a movie and yeah, that should be enough entertainment for you.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And I hate myself when I do it because I
always catch myself doing and I'm like, well, have you
done that?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah? Oh well it drives me crazy when I'm trying
to show my kids something and then I look over
and there on their phone and just looking up and
down from the phone.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, what I need to do is ease back on
the amount of pickups. Yeah, because I look at the
amount of pickups that I'm doing. I mean, already today
six pickups on my phone.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
How about everyone, the next time you're about to pick
up your phone, don't just leave it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show con.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's Mad to Jerry.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
They're on that It's Mad to Jerry, Mattie, Jery.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Welse, Nice Hemie with us this morning on The Mad
and Jerry Show, Monday that twenty sixth of August twenty
twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells and this is Mad.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
He so good to be here. A huge, huge show. Today.
We've got Bigary's bad news about Bigarys. So if you
want to share your thoughts on Bigarys, then we'd love
to hear hear from you.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Also, something that's been happening on the North Shore. There's
been a mystery illness that's been been sort of skirting
its way across the north Shore. We'll give you the
details on what's going on there. There were some young
people who had been at a ball the night before
who the next day seemed to be vomiting.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It's so weird. So they went to a ball, score
ball and then waking up with head vomiting, nausia, nausea
and listenlessness. Well, I don't what could have been at
that ball or before and after that ball that would
cause that in children, you know, young people. Seventeen year old.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Took you through the Facebook post which is a larning
parents to the concerns that they have.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Did you see over the weekend? Matt a friend of
the show. But Gary has come forward and confirmed what
we already suspected and already knew and feared. Yeah, Bagari's
is shutting down and Ricketon and christ Church Bargari's the
takeaway shop.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
He's been serving up burghers and smiles to Cannibury University
students and other residents at the iconic A Ricketton Road
store for the past forty years.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah so. He formally announced his retirement over the weekend.
In a statement, he said, each past forty ye have
been the best part of my life.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Bygarya's hounds.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I've been privileged to make so many of you wonderful
people and share in your life. You laughter and you're fulfilled.
Tummies have been my great issue. But the time has
come for me to retire and to think about what
comes next. I'm not out for good. I'm just stepping
back to find a new journey to embark on. Thank

(17:19):
you all for the fun, memories and the joy you've
given me. Are treasure them always. There's more to come.
I hope you'll join me in next stage of my journey,
and I promise it'll be awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
In capitals, good on your Big Gary. Some of the
comments underneath the posts your store ahead one of the best.
Crumbed scollops and crinkled cut chips with chicken salt and
christ jess Ah, that's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yes, someone else said, I remember Big Gary's being open
after the christ Church February earthquake. It was one of
the few food places open. My friend and I actually
saw Mike McRoberts get there. Wow, what a memory that is.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
I mean, this one here.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Where the hell is someone going to find a deep
fried hole chicken at eleven pm?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Now that's the question, isn't.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
It a deep fried whole chicken?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Nobody even told I knew about the Big Wobbler. Nobody
ever told me about the deep fried whole Chicken? Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
They were the best? And cross is another commentary. I mean,
this is beautiful. I mean being open late night in
krost Chitch on Rickton Road for the past forty years. Jeez,
they would have seen some stuff. There be some demons
in there. To me imagine some angels in there.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You would have been down there a bit, wouldn't your
old Meshy.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, I'd hit him there. I'd beg in there for
a bit of a big Wobbler after after.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
A night out.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
But I never spent a lot of time in Big garys.
I wasn't over at Rickton's side of town that often.
But I've heard just so many great stories about it
and of course, heartbreaking, heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, we'd love to hear your reminiscences, your thoughts. Hopefully
someone saw someone better than Robertson's got to be someone
better than that, can't be, don't Big watach mate got
to be. I'm one a bigger star than Mike Mcrobertson.
There Roberts, Someone seen Sam Neil in there?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Or carlored Barn, Roberts Trump's barn, doesn't he mc roberts,
mc roberts trumps Mcrobot.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And that and Jerry show comecast.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
You've been trying to find Bigary's menu during that song.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, so Big Gary's menu just to sort of have
like a walk down memory lane with Big Gary's and
Rickingham going out of business. Or I'm not sure. I
think Bigary's just retiring. I'm not sure if it's a
financial thing. He's just said that he's hanging up his tongs.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, the last the last statement, the last comment here,
the last line of her statement, there's more to come.
I hope you'll join me at the next stage in
my journey. I promise it will be some.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, someone here has texted it through. It's not the
Big Wobbler, it's oh it's the right.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I think that was in reference to Mike McRoberts turning
up this b Gary's after the post quake.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
We were asking if anyone had a better celebrity sighting
than Mike McRoberts, because we don't want Big Gary's to
go out on mcgrowbi. So someone said, I saw Richie
mccaugh and Sammy Suberlaki and Rickedton. That doesn't quite.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's better than McRoberts and Begary's, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I mean, it is, but it doesn't help Bigary's.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's the greatest, greatest all black of all time. It's
Sammy Suvlaki and Ricketton. Yeah, but that doesn't help Bigary.
If it would be Richie mccaugh at Bugary's and that
would trump the Mike McRoberts, Who's I mean? I would
have thought Jason Gunn would trump McRoberts at Big Gary.
Surely Jason Gunn, he doesn't look far from Ricketon.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Jason Gunn must have been in there at some point.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
It kills someone to get Jason gun on the line
and ask him if he's been the beg Gary's.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Super fly side. Barnett must have been in there as
well as.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Side Barnet wouldn't be eating takeaway food at Begary's.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
He's got their dead board, isn't he.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
He's he's gun He's.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Spending a bit of time recently with old Jason Gunn
and he's he's running a decent ring.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Jason Gunn.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Jason Gunn. Yeah, he's in good shape. Well underneath that really, yeah,
Jason here the go I saw penny Wise there during
the twenty sixteen clown craze. I might have been on
LSD though. Yeah, there's a lot of the siding.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
As you do, look at people on their faces look
like clown faces. Oh I see hen.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
A minute, I thought they meant penny Wise the band there,
meaning penny Wise the Keller clown. Yeah, the color clown.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh god, if you're seeing that sort of stuff, yeah,
that's not let's not go back to Jason Gung's body. Yeah,
just quickly, because this is a revelation to me. I mean,
great New Zealand at Jason Gunn. Lovely guy, very funny.
So you're saying that there's he's rocking some abs underneath.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I'm just saying that he's in good shape. I'm not
saying that he's gonna win mister Universe.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, well clearly no, he's not a big man.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
But I think he's got it. He's a running a
decent ring. I just don't I just don't want you
running down Jason Gunn's wreck.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Okay, is it's still the MC for the Whetbegs Triathlon
down there in the christ which region? I remember he
does a lot of m for the Trithlon so maybe
he's involved with that in some way shape perform.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
He's currently tight, Oh yeah, currently holidaying in Europe.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Did you know that his daughter, Yes, there is a
huge star in the States. She's on a sitcom called
Animal Animal Control, all right with Joel what's his name
from community. Yeah, she's good.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Talented family, Yeah, very talented family. I think his son reasonable.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Rugby play, Yeah, no he is.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
He's a halfback. Yeah. So maybe he inherited that gun rag. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So maybe the guns. Maybe maybe one day you will
spot the guns down at the Gary's. They're the best
of us, the guns, they certainly. Yeah, but come on,
we need a better celebrity societing at the Gary's and
Ricotans and Mike. We can't leave it with Mike mc Roberts.

(22:46):
That's Hillary Barry meaning there Jerry Hillary barryer be Gary's
with a foot long schlong.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, she wouldn't be going to Garis.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
She wouldn't going for the big wabblin.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, Grace, she's in show with Joe McHale, The Big
American sitcom and it's third season.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
So there's been some concern across the north Shore community.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, the Birkinghead and north Coat community facebook page. Yeah,
so this is a post over the weekend, and then
we'd love your help trying to solve what could have
happened to you A three for eight three or eight
hundred herdechey, other talkbit function your heart radio. Because it's
a real mystery. This is one of the great mysteries.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, it's a health it's a health mystery. Yeah, so
here's the post. This might sound like a random question,
but has anyone else's son or daughter's been sick all
day to day after their school ball held last night.
My son has been throwing up all day, ten plus
times in counting, and I'm wondering if it could be

(23:50):
food poisoning, as there was food served at the event.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That is a huge miss. Can anyone? Can anyone help?
Can anyone help? What could it be? So school ball?
So they've all gone to the school ball son has
been throwing up all day.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, there was food served at the ava.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'm wondering if it could be food. This person is
keen to hear other parents' experiences last night today and
anyone love some help, love love, love some help.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I mean, I think it's interesting because I was talking
to someone else over the weekend, another parent whose children
also went to a different ball, actually in a completely
different part of the city, and their children were also
quite lethargic. The next day, one of them had vomited

(24:38):
in the morning and they were definitely suffering some nausea
and some headaches. So they're similar symptoms.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
So is this happening I'd love to hear as well
as this happening across a lot of school balls. Seventeen
and eighteen year olds going along to a school ball.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's the same catering company which is catering at these balls.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Dressing up nicely, yeah, heading out yep, and then waking
up with headaches. Yeah, it's listlessness and some vomiting, You know, I.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Would first thing, the first place I would lock is
definitely the food. Yeah, that is I think it's wise
to look there.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, and look. Once you've looked at the food, maybe
have a look at if there was any beverages, you know,
like maybe the orange juice or something.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I mean, that's very rare. People don't generally get sick
from things that they've drunk.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
What about you.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Boys back in your day when you went to school
balls or forms of that kind of thing, do you
wake up the following day fitting a little bit?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
It was.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It was so weird when I went to my school board.
I don't know what happened, but when I was entering,
I tripped over at the door, Yeah, and split it
on the ground in front of the assistant principle.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Let's again.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I was unable to walk into the school board.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Very well.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I lost it.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It can happen.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I don't take a good heart. Look at the catering.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
The day after my ball I was, I was in
It was weird. I went to the ball, I ate
some food, and then the next day I was in
a terrible way, absolutely terrible.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
So this isn't a new thing.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think it's just balls.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Yeah, something about putting on clothes and dancing and having
your friends that you've spent many years at school worth
together that just causes illness.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
On an unrelated matter, completely unrelated. I still can't get
over that. At my school ball and everybody I talked
to about this is rubbish, that's not true. They had alcohol.
They actually had alcohol. It's some pool's ball they had.
You allowed five drinks, five drinks, You have your drink trike.
It's the way you go, right, And they said, so

(26:44):
this is this way. We know, we know that there's
going to be some alcohol consumption, so this way we're
going to control it. And you boys can all be
and girls can all be sensible and have your five drinks.
And we were very sensible. We made sure we didn't
have any drinks beforehand. You just had our five drinks.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You didn't. You didn't afterward. Didn't get a hold of
the role of the tickets from a stationer and tune
up with hundreds of tickets to do.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
We may have we may have done that and shut
down the bar. Well I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, well that's a totally different area. That's really different.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
That was not related to the sickness that I felt
the next day. Nothing to do with it, Nothing to
do with it. This is the Madden Jerry Show, Radiating.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Radio plus Slashing That Jermy, that Jeremy Wells, The Maiden
Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Time for your Met and Jerry news Headler.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
One job, You've got one job. Get the time right?
Oh it's seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
The government's emergency housing roles have come into effect. Tenants
applying for emergency housing, we'll need to attend courses, look
for private housing and engage with support services. Concerns around
declining numbers of blue cod in the South. Survey last
year concluded that blue cod had declined by fifty seven
percent since twenty twenty, and catchers in the South have

(28:14):
consistently declined for the last twenty years.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
What about maybe the blue cod have got smarter? Right,
They're not falling for the same old trucks.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
How they know?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay? Pop quiz, hotshot. If you had the option of
blue cod or snapper, what would you go for? Every time? Snapper? Mashi, Yeah,
I think so, Tony. You mentioned it though, blue cord
all day for me?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
You love a blue cod.

Speaker 11 (28:39):
It's like cheese rolls and blue of laki and all
that rubbish, rubbish protein cream pop.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Pop quiz, hot shot.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
How about what would you rather a blue cod or
a grandaddy hard poker?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh? Oh, granddaddy hard pocker.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Wow, grand daddy hardpoker. You done edible the ground you
need the hard poker, graper, granddaddy hard booker, harpoker? What
makes it a grandaddy?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Just older?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay? They look they look different, they're smaller. I think
I look horrific.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, then.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Is this a fish quiz?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Gernard yep or swordfish?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh, that's quite a good one.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
They can't have your bloody North Island biases here.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
They're very different. They're very different thefish.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
This is the prey go market fish question. That's why
question pro goes. Yeah, they do a great road.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, I go swordfish, I go swort fish, Yon go swordfish.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I like Gernard. I like how solid the fleshes.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Downstairsy down, stairsy shaped. And Lando Norris has ended Max
for Steppen's unbeaten home wreck with a Dutch Grand Prix
victory one is the McLaren driver's second in his Formula
One career Bening Red Bulls triple world champion by twenty
two seconds.

Speaker 12 (30:09):
It seems like a lot okay, pop quiz hotch doot
not more kinmana pop quiz snapper or lingupens.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
I'll answer that during the song.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I think the Nation Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
So we're just talking about the concerns around declining numbers
of blue cott in the South. Apparently there's a survey
that concluded that blue cot had declined by fifty seven
percent since twenty twenty. Well, maybe they just don't want
to opt into a survey anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
The blue cod Yeah, well they don't have their landlines anymore.
The blue Cots. It's hard to get hold of the.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Mind them had to get hold of them, that's bloody hard.
I mean they're finding the same thing with political poles nowadays.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, so we've been going head to head with some fish.
This text says Matt from Donner's here pop Quiz hot shots,
blue mau mau or any other first on a big
fan of foul hooking a blue maul mouse?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
What do you do with the blue How do you
cook a blue mau mount?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
So many ways?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, I'd go any other fish on that one.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Any other fish for meddy harpock or something like that,
yak or barracuda.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Pop quiz, hot shots, crab sticks or serami another tough sick.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, I'd go crabstick on that.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Okay, pops quiz, hot shot Travelli or tarakhi travelli or
what are we frying here? Yep? No, just gentlemen, it's
not getting here, I mean poached.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
No I go, I go in that situation. Okay, pop
quiz hot shots. Seafood chowder or fish pie.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's so interesting because my partner made a fish pie
but she put too much liquid and it came out
as a seafood the other day and.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
It was with pastry.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So you can have both. I would go seafood chowder.
I'm a big fan of seafish chowder. I find it
very hard to go past the seafood chowder. And I
mean you very even when you're in land, even even
in Central America.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, pop quiz, hot shots, salmon or tuna all day?
Get out with your salmon, really yack, really baked oven
baked salmon.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Unless I say sushi meat at a at a sushi restaurant,
they're not. They don't love a salmon.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
But other than that, man a ginger sawy glaze on
a salmon the other day, and it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
How about this thin pop quiz butterfish? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Or leather jacket butterfish? Butterfish? Butterfish is good? What about
those pop quiz hot shots orange ruffy or hard poker?

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I feel bad about the orange ruffy because they're about
four hundred years old. When you pull them up beneath,
they're a ruffy, a bit of an orange ruffy ruffy. Yeah.
I mean, were you going hard booker? Yeah? K king
fish or brown trout? Could you get too fish less?

(33:11):
You know, less worthy of comparison?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Pop? Okay, here's the text has just come on? I
see what you've done here text pop quiz hot shots,
white bat or seaman. No, no, no, I don't read those.
No no, we don't want any of that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's not you seeing it. We'll read it Fridays.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Ok.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
At the opposite end of the spectrum, this text here
from Age and O four six. This is a great text.
This is up the guards. How have we not asked
this question? You fellas all right? Pop quiz hot shots
snapper or king eyes. Oh King, can you ever a snapper?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah? Totally?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
The other two, the other two big once you catch
up here though, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Someone's texting, is that seafood? Shout of the food or
the six year? Good question?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Good question?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
All right, have we done with that?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I mean, I could keep going for a while, but
I think probably probably, that's probably enough.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
No mention of a John Dorry, John Dorry.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Or Hawaii Oh John Dory The Mat.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hey, so I did something heroic and yesterday so I
saved the day. A couple of ladies that live near
me knocked on my door and they said, we're off

(34:29):
to find a hero, and will you be that hero.
They didn't say like that. They said, could you come
and help us with a rodent that's in our house?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
So I went over there. I went over to their
house and I extracted the rodent. I went into the
house and they were standing up on well. When I
went to the other per other one was standing up
on a on a couch, but terrified of the rodent.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Aren't you scared of rats too? It was a mouse?
Oh I don't care a right?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Okay, So what happened? So? So two ladies came knock.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
One lady came knocking and chids, we need a hero
to deal with the rodent.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Actually say that we need a hero.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
No, she said, can you would you be able to
come over and help us with a mouse?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And so I went over.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
There, and you squealed a bit at first and said
it didn't squeal it all?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
How did you honestly feel about that? Because I love.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Mice, I took on the responsibility like a man.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
And I went up the stairs with some top of
wear and what I got a bit of tup of wear.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Okay, what is your choice of weapon?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, I took tup of wear. It's my choice of
weapon against to deploy against this mouse. And got into
the lounge a lit or something and you bop it
on the head. No, mate, the tub part, it's the
steamer steamer tub. So I went in there and one
of them was standing on a on top of a
chair as you do. It's a screeching thing to do.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Screeching the rat of the woman.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
The woman there's no rat, sorry, a mouse road it
was a mouse.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, it's not a rat.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And I identified the target. Yeah, I flipped a couch
back and identified the target.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Can you just make it very clear right now what
the target was.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It was a mouse, so that it was under the couch,
it was, and then then it wasn't. It was off.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, well, don't wait for you to catch them. Quite quick,
not as quick as me. So what I would say
the mouse would beat when Yeah, no, But mentally I'm
smarter than a mouse. Quite smart.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So what I do is I set up a roadblock
on either side of a recliner is sort of a
chasel oue on either side of that. I set up
a blocking situation, flipped it back. The mouse went boom,
couldn't get out that way. Tried to go back the
other way out the other end. Boom, tried to go back.
It's a steamer lunchbox on top of the mouse. Yep.
And then applauded as I left, walking down stairs as

(37:01):
a hero. And then I took the mouse, and I
hopefully shook it to doth in the in the systeamer
n I unleashed it into the into a neighbor's house
just yards down the road. Didn't exterminate us, No, I
did not extaminate it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What do you.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'm a hero, kill love. That wasn't part of the thing.
It wasn't come up and kill the mouse since.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I had so many more mice now it's.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Probably pregnant than that.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
On radio, Was you there, hero saving those women from
that ferocious mouse? Rodent from that ferocious mouse? Imagine that
could have run a mark in that house, spreading disease.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It was, it was. It was the size of a
human thumb.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Wow, it's a really small mouse too. A little bit
different with a rat because if you corner the rat,
the rat will have a crack, a rat will have
a go.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
The last time I had to deal with a rat
where I put on ski gloves and then tried to
grab it with the ski gloves and the mittens. Yeah,
it didn't work and I had to put the put
the lunch box over the top catch it in the end. No,
I got it, really, I caught it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Doesn't to normally do the sort of normally I'm up
on them.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I'm up on the normally up you're up on the
chairs like rats, right, perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Didn't you shake that rat to death lunch?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, sugar to death. That's a good way to kill
them because they're gone and.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Like three shakes.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
That's that's the end.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's pretty humane. Never shake a round, shake around, shake around,
definitely shake the other options. Grabbed by the towel and
wack it against the wack it against it.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
But yeah, but if you're doing that as it's coming around,
it'll it'll snake back on you and butt your hand.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
It's that's why you're better in a lunch box. You're safe.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hasn't a bit of just to hip it into the
neighbors you had and make it there problem.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I did that, but I just killed it first coming
up after eight o'clock. Acc here g Lanes back from
this whole days and to talk about sport. Big weekend
coming up this weekend for the All Blacks South Africa.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh yeahs are they starting at Ellis Pote. We'll ask him.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Last night, you know I met in Jerry Show. Ready
I had to.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Keep It's smarts Jay Matts, It's Smarts, Jay Max.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
Mass and Jerry Breakfast Show, Hold Backey sixty nine Dash Show.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Will he said? What else?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Having Sun.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Nice every comedy this morning on the Madden Jerry Show, Monday,
the twenty sixth of August twenty twenty four. My names
Jeremy Wells and this is met.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Hey Jimmy, have you done the Gallon Challenge?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, I haven't done the Gallon Challenge.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
No, I'm not even aware of what the Gallant challenge is.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
We'll we talk about that later. Some social media trends
that are causing concern to pretty much no one, but we'll.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Love it. I love it up next to a sec head,
g Lane talked us through all the sport over the weekend.
Shawnee j Stadium, don't be careful renaming said I never
seemed you never seemed to one. We're ever in New
Zealand sports theme renamed the stadium we lose. Yeah, you
noticed that. A lot of pressure, Yeah, a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Oh well yeah, game okay.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Also a little bit of a preview about what's coming
up this weekend with the All Blacks and the spring
Box Box heading to South Africa.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
That's a great pleasure to welcome to the Mountain Jewish
acc head, g Lane, Morning, g Lane. Did you watch
the did you watch the Warriors on Friday? Night.

Speaker 13 (40:57):
I watched the first half and the stop watching. It
was not a great watch, I must admit, but it
was always it was against them. I had the word
from Miniga Stewart at the stadium staying touring with Rain,
go thirteen plus on the dogs, and I did and
I won. That part of me is happy. I know
it was treacherous, but it had to be done. But

(41:18):
the SHAWNE. J Stadium, I say, you mentioned that every
time we rename a stadium.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
It just fails.

Speaker 13 (41:24):
Don't forget the White Crockett Stadium. He went out with
a victory down there. I think that's the one exception.
But you need a candipy crusaded team. He's been unbeaten
for seven years to do it.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, big one for the a SEC during that game though,
because Mania Stewart, a SEC commentator, had access to the
light switch for the away teams coaches and box.

Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yes, this has been something that's been going on all
season and guy hen With usually been in there and
he's a man of much money and respect and he
would never do it. But unfortunately he wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
And it was nice.

Speaker 13 (41:56):
Stewart's funny lyle like the immature baby that Mania is
off and on the whole time. It was the last
game at go Media for us it will probably be
the last. But once again a massive own goal for
the age.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
I found that so funny because I was telling my
twelve year old Ton about it and then we watched
when it happened.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
It was.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It brought me so much joy. It's just the tiniest
little thing. But it's just undermined, undermine the Canterbury coat
just slightly, just slightly. So what's wrong with these lights
on the blank keep going off and on?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You've got to take the w's when they're available to you.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
That was really good.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I think that was good for many.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, that is a W.

Speaker 13 (42:40):
But hey, these rumors around that the Warriors can still
make the playoffs. They require six salary breaches and three
misconduct charges for points to be deducted from half of
the NRL teams and they're in.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
To be honest, that's the highest chance I've I've heard
all season of them doing something like that. That's that that
could easily happen.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So must must win next week for the Warriors.

Speaker 13 (43:06):
Yes, what must win next week? Just but what we need?
We need Warriors whistleblowers throughout Australia, just blowing the whistler
any little misconduct. I want people out with their cameras
looking for bubblers.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Someone or person in their mouth. Don't worry someone or person.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
Someone will do something to a small bijeon Freiday night.
I mean, we need photographic evidence. That's the only way
we can make it.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Now a cc hed g lane, You're across all sports
everywhere in the world. What where are the All Blacks
playing this weekend? Joe Berg?

Speaker 13 (43:40):
Yeah, yeah, so Joe Berg away two games away and
so in Africa. For the All Blacks, this is going
to be a real, a real juicy one. There hasn't
been this juicy since Fozzy saved his career last time
before the World Cup. This tour, first tour, so for
a Razor's going to be a cracker.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, I'm I'm predicting All Blacks victory for that because
well I am just because these things gonna happen. You've
got like Lea McDonald's been left and you've got right
people losing against Argentina. It's just the kind of time
where the All Blacks stand up and confuse everyone by winning.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Well, the TV don't agree with you, they've got South
Africa dollar thirty seven in New Zealand at two dollars ninety.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, you'll lose a lot of money betting against the
All Blacks though.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Yeah, I've never heard the All Blacks are two ninety before.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, ninety.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I reckon you're right. Yeah, I mean that's some
good iding.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I mean, across the All Blacks history, you never you
never earned any money betting against.

Speaker 13 (44:37):
Them, that's right. Hey, yeah, good news, fellas. I've come
back from my ski holiday and I did not get
banana boted off the mountain.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's good. The hemm he's still oppressional.

Speaker 13 (44:46):
Yeah yeah, I mean, like mind, body and soul is damaged.
But apart from that, on back, did.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
You did you spew off a cheerlift in these stage?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
No?

Speaker 13 (44:53):
Coming on the sixty chunny.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That one? You did it? Ropes with us? We love
with me forever, right, Orange, You're Orange.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Power Ape, Thanks very much. A sec here d.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Lane The Mash and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
So there's a dangerous social media trend going on at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
The kids are out of control again. Gallant challenge, Yeah,
the Gallon challenge. So what's the gallon challenge.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Well, the idea is that you consume a gallon of
milk and sixty minutes without vomiting.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What sixty minutes? That's not so hard as it.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, gallons a lot?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, gallons a lot without vomiting. Yeah, gallon is three
point eight pretty much liters. Yeah, yeah, it's up there.
That is a lot of milk.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
So what are people just smashing this amount of milk
and then filming themselves do it? And I suppose the
idea is that Am I going to throw up at
the end?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Am I? Not? Is that?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
In it? People get likes?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah? The problem is that your stomach's only Your stomach's
capacity is one point five liters. Yeah, so it's more
than twice your stomach capacity.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Have you tried this cinnamon challenge?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
What's the un challenge?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Social media uses attempt to swallow a table spoon of
ground cinnamon in sixty seconds. Oh this is a bad idea.
Ooh yeah, eating ground cinnamon and such a large quantity
isn't advisable. It's got a camerin in it, which is top.
It's got one cormorin cormarin. I was going to say,

(46:23):
I think something else toxic, toxic to the liver. I see.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Also consuming cinnamon or any other powdered form of herbs
or spices could damage the lining of the esophagus.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yeah. Well, I mean there's no point and there's no
point in doing it if it's not slightly dangerous. I mean,
like if if the challenge was to drink a glass
of water and you know, two minutes there and there
wouldn't be anything as it. So pointing out that it's
dangerous is why people are doing it, right.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Would you remember the tide pod challenge? Ah?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yes, the tidee eating laundry detigent. Yeah, that was a
bad idea.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
When was When was there was that?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Twenty two studies show that at least one child every
hour was injured from exposure to laundry pods in they.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Do look kind of like Lolli's, don't they.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
So tied is the big laundry detergent in the States, right,
So tide pod is that? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
No, that makes sense and you get those little pods now. Yeah,
a little bit about this dragon's breath challenge.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
What's that Jeremy that was.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Eating candy coated and liquid nitrogen? Okay, there's the Benadryl challenge.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I mean, it doesn't seem like liquid nitrogen just going,
but that theres a boiling point of about negative one
hundred and ninety six centigrade, which means in normal conditions
that vaporized by touching it with any part of the
body can result in full thickness burns. Okay, especially in
the esophagus, in the stomach. Yeah, that doesn't seem like
a good one. Dragon's breath.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I accidentally did the benadryal challenge, but that was before
social media even existed, but used to sort of knocked
back a bottle of that. You know, when you have
a cough or something like that. You would have been
heavily on the benda draw back in the.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Day, smashing anti histamine. Yeah, yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I think it was an expectrant benadryl, so it used
to make your cough more anyway. Corn on the Cob challenge,
that's another one in the past.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Great name.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
So you mount a corn cob on a power drill
and try to eat it as quickly as possible while
it's rotating.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's fine, that's.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Goes through and you've got to be quite careful.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Can we try this one.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
This sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
So you put the drill in the end of the cob,
I assume, yeah, and then we let that spin it
a ferocious pace and then what do I just open
my gob and then you guys put the cob in there.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It seems like a good way to get it down
here dangerous.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
What way does it go in? Does it go in linways.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Or work back and forth? You might want to like
a type typewriter.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I think we sho try the corn on the cob challenge.
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, people have seared. A rapidly rotating piece of food
generating a high force against your teeth could pull them
clean out of their bony socket, snapping the peridontal ligament
that anchors them in place. Yeah maybe, I mean you'd
have to have some prettyrubbish teeth if they can get
pulled out by a spinning corn cop Yeah. I'm getting

(49:04):
some grief here because actually there's a picture of someone
knocked about three teeth out doing it, so I don't
get me careful with that one.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm getting some grief about how much is a gallon?
How much a gallon is and liters? How much is
the gallon. Well, there's a British, there's the British and
American gallon, which.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Is slightly punishing.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
So it's four point five five liters four point five
five liters of milk over sixty minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
The American gallon.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
That's a lot though, still four point five that's a lot.
That's a lot of milk.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, Jess. It means it shows how cheap petrol is
in the UK's like in America's three dollars twenty a gallon.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, and they're upset about that. Yeah, but I'll tell
you what that that gallon challenge good for the bones?
Is it good for the bones? You get that calci,
get your daily wack of calcium with four point five
to five liters of milk in sixty minutes, Mattie.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Jeremy Wells, The Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's eight thirty two. Time for your radiohod news headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Maybe days before results come back from sediment samples taken
from the Orhenemoody River nearby. He sediment appears to have
shifted from an old mining asset and the hills above
the Kadanga Hackey Gorge late last week turning the river
orange so orange. Here's an on the spot report from
Pido or Towing Services Facebook page.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
What the hell has happened to krang a Hackey River?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What's all that come from?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Far as the eye can see? Holy crap? What's that?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Insightful?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Great report? Added a lot and someone asking what it is?
You're here to tell us what it is? It's goodbook
from him.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Sediment appears to have shifted from an old mining asset
in the hills.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, in New Zealand celebrating the anniversary of its direct
service between Auckland and in Bicago, launching on this day
five years ago. Cheese rolls are on the in flight
menu for those traveling on the service.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Really well as it's more of a dun need in
the targo thing the cheese roll than a Nivercagle thing.
But yeah, nice, nice try and probably a mayor what
is it two thousand and return?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
It's expensive, that's bloody expensive. And Team New Zealand has
won the America's Cup preliminary regatter off the coast of
Bachelena Benning Luna Rossa by thirty four seconds in the final.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Give them a taste of Kiwi we're on board that
with that, we're on board. It aren't we We were angry,
we were shitty at them for taking into Spain. But
are we on board?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I like Chooky and Burls. Yeah, thank you guys. We're
lucky to have you.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I love those guys, Chokey and Burls. Hard hard to
hate them.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Go the best of us.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Good point, all right, I'm a all.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Right, the Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Who's got a couple of uppets coming through on the
text machine. Cheese rolls aren't from Dneed and your muppet.
Piss off, Matt, you wound her. I think we need
to debate the origin of the cheese roll. It is
a Targo thing, the cheese roll. It's not a Southland thing.
Southland has culturally appropriated that and traversial and look, we're
happy people from Otago. We're happy for Southland is to

(52:06):
enjoy the cheese roll. You go for your life and anyone,
anyone can enjoy it, to even like a even like a
pompous remu were elitis, like Eugira. I'm happy for you
to enjoy a cheese roll. But it's ridiculous to say
it's comes from anywhere. Apart from Otaga.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I don't want your cheese roll. You know them, I
don't want your cheese roll.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I was born in the South. Cheese roll in my mouth.
Why don't say that it is Dunedin.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
You've you've caused, You've done some horrific committed some horrific
crimes across that region over your life. I mean, not
only have you taken away the cheese roll from Maicago.
Now it's not you transplanted Knits from Dunedin into Sterling
and then apparently into bell Cluper.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well yeah, well, I mean there were accusations that I
took Knits to the barbershop, but that was because I
turned up from Dunedian with long hair and Sterling and
they sent me to bell Clue that to get their
haircut off because of the nuts. So you know, it
wasn't really my fault.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Then there's the crimes you committed at Ross Creek Reservoir,
the crimes that you committed in that snow cave that
was a crime of love up in the up in
the mount Peace of Range. You've done some terrible things
across that region, but this I think is probably the worst.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Or someone sticks to you were born in Oxford, England. Matt,
so shut up. That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
And you were not even born there.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
I was born in the South Cheese spiritually, I was
born there.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
You were not born there.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I was reborn there, were born again? You were the
Cheese rolevant you were.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I know the way you've rewritten your story though.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
It's a good it's a good story that you've rewritten
there born in the South Chiefs rather than there.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
That's not just because I was immigrated here. It doesn't
mean that I'm not from here. It's actually pretty shocking
opinion you're taking there, Jerry, this is the Mountain Jerry
Show Radio Haat again.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Talking on it.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah, no, all right, twelve minutes to nine on the
Mountain Jerry's Show. So Father's Day is coming up on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
And you've got a dire warning for men.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah, don't accept gifts. Be very very careful with the gifts.
Gifts that you accept as a Father's Day present, because
whatever you get for Father's Day times that by three
and that is what you will have to return for
Mother's Day.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
Do you know what, over the years, Jerry, I've worked
with you on the show for three four years now,
and I've realized that there's about a week before every
national celebration, there is a moment where you go, you
know what, everybody, let's make sure we're not.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Excited about this. We're going to suck the life out
of this. No one should be excited because there's a
pessimistic way to look at it. So why should no
one be looking forward to getting gifts?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
That? Ye?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Because whatever gift you get, and you'll discover this, Mashi
when you become a father at some stage in the future,
and that is that whatever you get as a gift,
you will have to give back three times in return
for Mother's Day. That is just the way that it works,
Okaycause ultimately I've got a couple others are ultimately more

(55:17):
important than Father's and that's just the way that.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Okay, So I've got I've got a couple of pushbacks
on that. Firstly, what's wrong with giving? I mean, what's
wrong with giving three times to one? That seems like
a beautiful thing to do. Secondly, whether you get nothing
or not, you better give something on Mother's Day or
as you're going to be in a lot of a
lot of a lot of trouble. Well, I accept that.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I accept I say, I get nothing for Father's Day,
but I still have to give something on Mother's Day.
I accept that. And now, look, I see what you
say about giving, but there's giving under expectation is a
different experience in giving.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
You also believe, controversially that you should only give Mother's
Day presence and Father's Day presents to your mother and father,
not to your partner or the mother of your children.
It's the job of your children to give the present.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I understand that when your kids are little, like real,
real little, you probably have to step in for them.
But at a certain age you have to pass the
responsibility to your children to get a present for their mothers. Yeah,
and that's a that's an important thing.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Well, I've got a different theory on this. I think
people that are looking for a present for their dad
should go to Time Out dot Cot and ze the
from our book store and order my book and you
get a signed copy of it for Father's Day and
just putting the notes in the cart. Who you want
that to go to or go into store. And I
think that's just just a beautiful, a really beautiful way

(56:40):
and actually get one for Mother's Day as well.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I knew there is a reason because you were on
my side for the longest time. I knew there's a reason.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Why you turned giving us receiving giving a lifeless punishing
by Matt Heath is receiving.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
You have to take all celebration days out of the
equation of fossil and successfully got rid of my birthday.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You have you have moved your birthday. I got rid
of it.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
It's now gone.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
The Mad and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Absolutely beg dreams on The Madden Jerish Show five minutes tonight.
That is the Mat and Jerry Show for another day.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
What a great show was. If I was you and
you've only heard part of it, I would listen to
the Radio Highlights podcast because there was some really really,
really really really good stuff earlier on. You know, do
you remember the wonderful world of a man and must
be shot out of a cannon for his funeral?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
How could I forget?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
How could I forget?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
How did you fear? And then we celebrated Bagary's which
is rip on, rockin and Road. Goodbye be Gary's.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Thanks very much for listening. You have a lovely day.
Today and we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
You have a lovely to day to day as well.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
That is the breakfast show.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
Whoa yeah, it's Madden Jerry.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
From six tonight.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio
Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other
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(58:12):
plugging stuff, my book of life is Punishing by Matt.
He's thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've got. It's
out now, get it wherever you get your books, or
just google the bugger. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let
you go. Bless blessed, blessed, give them my taste a
kiwi from me,