August 29, 2024 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Hello, Hello, there's a new one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hell Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Buson the thirtieth of August, in the Year of Our Lord,
twenty twenty four. Welcome all you bespoke you donkies to
the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Got a huge one planned for
you today. Jerry's got to spreadsheet out. He's been working
(00:40):
on this for weeks. Actually, there's a big one for Jerry.
He's got a bunch of stuff that he wants to share.
He's got a plan. He's been running around very anxious
about today. There's been a few problems, a few teething
problems today said it happened. He's got a screw around him,
and I think he's going to be able to pull
it off well.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
After my success yesterday organizing that pot cast highly successful
podcast with Ricky Morris, which I organized, you know, it's
basically emboldened me to continue to work behind the scenes
on a whole lot of stuff. And today I've got
I've got a real treat for you.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Work mind the scenes. You sound like a parent saying
they're a dad sayings babysitting the kids. It's your SHOWMTE.
It's not working behind the scenes. We're all supposed to
pull the bloody rope. We're also I mean the idea
that you've organized one interview that was actually just hanging
out the back of a seven Sharp Interviews, so someone
else actually leaned out to the person and then you've
got the number and then said you want to come in.
(01:36):
And now you're acting like that's not what you're supposed
to be doing every fucking show.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But anyway, and you know what, mate, instance, well, you're
passing on his birthday cake. I'm going to get my
cockaut too, passing on it as well, because what you've
done here is you've actually taken a book that I
brought it in a couple of weeks ago. I've opened
it up to the first page and now you're going
to present it like its content. You've been beavering away
all day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So come on, did you want to pass on me
as well? While I'm lying down here in the cock
out reader.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm gonna shit on you. Oh I'm going to on you. Okay,
here we go, then let's do it. Let's hear what
you've got Jerry there, hang on there it is.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I want to talk about bucket lists today. What's our bucket?
What's your bucket list item? Everybody. You're around the bottom.
What's the thing that you want to do, that one
thing that you want to do, the activity that you
want to do before you depart this particular earth.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'd love to kill a man. I'd like to have
a force the.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Ruder. I'd like to have a force them with measure.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I want to go back, and I thought we could
make that happen. I think that's I think the foursome,
I mean the killing of four of us.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're going to find it tough to kill a person,
I think, Maddie, would you how would you do it?
If you were to killer person?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is funny. Least play this game. If you were
to Jack, reachro It or something. You know you were
hard as an assassin.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The only way to kill someone, the best one as
here we go, take them for a nice cliff top walk.
That's going to listening a sort of a rubbly bit.
Excuse me, you come back and go guess what he
bloddy fell off.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hey, there's a there's a good start.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He I wanted to kill a man, not a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, good on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
The fucker fell off.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't want to be this guy, but if I'm
an investigator, and I find out that you were the
only person that went on a walk with this man
that's ended up at the bottom of a cliff. I'm
having a bit of a look at you and thinking
that your defenses the fucker fell off.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's not a great defense. The fucker fell off. How
do you know that that's not true? You've got it's
got to be beyond reasonable doubt. And so if you're
taking on a pretty pretty craggy old range, you're pretty old,
pretty sort of rubbly old situation. Then they go, well,
it seems to me like you killed him.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's happened. Happened before that? Is that bond I walk
around him in New Southwest and Sydney Bond to Bronze walk.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
This one on the north Shore that's just not far
away from Tech Beach, is it? No? Where is it?
There's one on the north Shore. There's a guy that's
lost two of his friends over there. That's unusual, bad luck.
That's unusual.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Guy them to survive though, because if they survived met
you're in trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, that's true, you get but this there's a guy
that that's how nlucky. This guy was is key key
we going he lost his wife over there? Did he
and then he was lost? Another one over there?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Two wives?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, I always back up there walking the same route.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So risky.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He went up with the other one to show show them,
show what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Last guys just slipped? Are they both wearing high heels?
Were they wearing the wrong shoes?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He's like, I can't believe this has happened. I can't
believe this has happened. Again, he's like, when was this?
I don't know. I'm making it up.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was going to say I was in it for
a second there.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, but I'm just giving you, like an exact example
of how taking you for a walk into my mind
and just to move back to you, man, she what's
the and the foursome?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
How's that cold? Being cut up?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I hadn't you know? That's that's an additional question that
I could probably do with the weekend to think about. Well,
hold on, rude is one of them.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So now you got to your m m M M
m m m if if no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
None of those options. No, reader, I wasn't your dream.
We're a really good producing team, mash. I think it's
about time we took that to the bedroom. No, I
don't think it is time we take it to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta be careful when you're making packs with the
devil like that. So so, the devil will come to
you at some points and he'll he'll offer you something.
He goes, what is your wish? I will give you anything.
I will give you anything at all, the devil will say,
and you say, I'd really like to be involved in
a forsome, and the devil goes, absolutely organize that. That's
a good point, Jerry, and a g you go, ruder,
(05:48):
he's leaving himself up. I've ended up in the devil's
for Then I suck at the reading, knocks on the door,
and the devil goes, ha ha ha. You didn't specific
specify the exact details of the forsome before, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't walking out of me like a cowboy. Yeah, yeah,
see that is a disaster. Actually, Jerry, if you could
ask me that question once more, please, I'm going to
ask you another question. I mean, are you are you
keen on even numbers or something? What about a five?
Why stop at four? It's five? An orgy?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Though?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Five and above? Is that an orgy?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
I would have thought four is an orgy, isn't it?
I think four is a foursome five and above as
an orgy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Like I got a confession to make. I didn't think
I was going to get such an intense line of
questioning about my four confession. I just wanted to throw
it away. I just wanted you to know that before
I die, that's a confession, and to say about it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You have you ever been involved in a twosome?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, he's just gone solo on himself. He's gone sol
on and he's went the life out of himself. Twosome.
When was the last time I was involved with an
what's your bucket list item? Jerry? That you want to
do before you die? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The thing so Matt wants to kill a man, Ruda
wants to have a foursome worth mesh.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The devil's are saying, I want to kill him in
and get away with it. You gotta be careful because
the devil will be the devil's tricky. What's your dream, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Grow up personality?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Walking a straight line without fading to one way, my.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Something, something that's not smug, my bucket list, A.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Bit of walk, bit of walk?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You know what I look, I'm not a part of
this wardrobe. I'm not a part of this anymore. I'm
not seeing as you guys can't take it seriously, I'm out.
All right, I'm out. I'm done, had enough. What about
the stow for you guys, I'm lying in the urinal
(07:58):
over me, rude as shout on me, shut my face.
I ate some of it in my mouth at one stage?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Is that was that?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was that on your Is that what you on your
bucket list?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That happened?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sorry, Jarry, what's on your back? Come out?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You don't be like we want to northern lights.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
We want to know the listeners want to know the
northern lights, not about you. What would you like to
see the Northern Lights? About the Aurora burialis?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No? The markur and half, Oh, that would be interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Disneyland no cues, No cues at Disneyland, just you. You
get to ride on anything you want all.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Day, and you can sort of do that if you
get up early and you start at the Disneyland hotel.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know. I've been to disney And too many times. Okay,
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Why are you out? Okay? So let's go back to
the medal. Go back to you, I've gone.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I actually was looking at the bucket list for so
apparently to most people, swimming with dolphins is the number
one thing on the most popular thing to be dolphins.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Famously, at the moment, there's sexually molesting people in the order.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, that guy's gotta get out of there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So that's the thing you've got it. You've got to
actually specify that with the devil. You go, I'd love
to swim with dolphins, and then the devil goes, well,
I'll get a dolphin that you can swim us. It's
absolute piers before you know it. Yeah, swimming towards you.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
This is super interesting because I think there are people.
So there are fifteen things in this particular list I
reckon between us, we may ah, this one's a bit
floating the dead seas a bit neugally, but we may
have ticked all of the things off the bucket list
of the things between us all ye, who has swarm
with dolphins?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I may wait, hang on just before we move on.
So this list is people have been surveyed, have they
about things I'd like to the things they have on
their bucket list? And these are the most popular answers
that have come out of it? Yeah, okay, cool? So
number one was swimmer dolphins. I haven't. I haven't.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
No, I have the purposes count yep. Good than I
have learn a new language English once English. It was
a new language, but I couldn't speak it one hundred percent.
I did French at school anyone else, but like I mean,
I did French in Latin at school as well, but
I wouldn't say I learned the language. I learned like
(10:19):
a very cursory amount of it, like Sueis and Liborto laboriate,
you know, and Mercado in the via ambulance.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, how many years did you do Latin?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
For a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Go on a cruise? Done that? Horrible?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
See the northern lights.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You can see them from New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's like a fat one. I haven't skydive.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I had no. We can't see the northern lights of
New Zealand, but we can see a similar there's a
similar magnetic the Southern lights, the Southern lights, which is
the Southern Pole. So it's a similar I guess it's
a similar phenomena.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Who's been skydiving? I haven't had none of these. This
sucks you've shared on me.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I bought a girl a skydiving thank for her thirty
fifth birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, let me get you the parachute didn't open made
and she dies. There's another one of your attempts. Well
that's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Well, like I'm not in charge of the parachute. I
was up there at the time, but like I wouldn't
know how to undo unfastened you know, like straps.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, of course. Not number six is do a bungee jump.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yay, I'm off the board, off the board, off the
mat ne don one, but neither I've done two.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So fuck all your visit a volcano. I've visited for
Cardi White Island, visited Mount eat and.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I've been on the top of Mount You can't. It's
hard to not visit a volcano for news.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Mount Eden, Yeah, Aukland. It doesn't mean much of you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Fo.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, visit I have not. I have not. Is it
that great?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Never, I've got absolutely no desire to see negrophos It
looks pretty bloody amazing, It is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's only just occurred to me how similar the word
niagara and viagra.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I visited viagrapher.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Get married, Yeah twice. Rude has done two of those. Mean,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You can have one of my thanks. I got engaged.
I got engaged. But there's just too many babies coming
out to really get their marriage.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Mesh. You be married yet? No, not yet?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Get married one day, Mesh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't do that. Anyone would marry you?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, Well that gap means probably no. I'm hoping it'll
be someone one day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I've actually never thought about actually getting married. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
If I am would I be best man?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah? You would beaten? Yeah? Where do you be coming along?
Jerry Foursome? Yeah, Jerry, you'll be busy that weekend. Yeah, no,
I'm busy. You can be my number three?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
What else is on that list? I've done this right
in a hot air balloon, I've done. That's quite cool.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
It is quite good that one. It's very quiet except
for the Yeah, in Hamilton, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I've done a beautiful landscape to view from there. It's
very good.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You don't want to be in a mountainous sort of
an area. You kind of got a mountain Mountain.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I fucking was in a Hoodia balloon near Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Mate, Well that's good. What's the famous hotty balloons? And
is it Turkey whatever? Yeah, Cappadocia. I'd like to go
to those ones. I can see what it's really cool.
It does look great.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And the Turkish are loose as well.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I have a lot of the loosest people in the
world fourteen point eight BodyCount across their life.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Good place to go for six float and the dead. See,
I'd like to do.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That through celting.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, anyone else done? I haven't done it. See the
Grand Canon? Do you mean? Do you mean the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Nor?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I took one of my kids to the Grand Canyon
when he was one, and he refused to look at it.
I kept on makinghim look, and then I turned around.
He'd look the other way. He would not like there.
He would not refuse to lot. What are you do
in that situation?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You can lead a horse to the Grand Canyon, but
it can't make it look.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Like you found no interest in it at all. He
was looking at weird things. He was looking at other people,
was looking at the van we were driving, And you
made a look at the gap as the head was
like attached. So when I turned around, he just kept turning.
Just couldn't get him to look.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But it's good. It's a metaphor for life, isn't it
that I have so much guilt around my family taking
me places when I was younger and just refusing to
accept that this might be a really cool experience. I
had so much guilt around. It's kind of a lot
about you.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's kind of though, like a shadow, like when you
see all these this pictures because my parents took me
all around the world before I can remember it, and
there's pictures of me in different amazing places, and I remember,
what was the point? What's the point? Yeah, yeah, I
can't remember. Ship mate might as I left.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Me home throw a dart at a map and travel
there as number thirteen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've done that, but it was only locally. It was
like it was like it was this thing that we
did it, and it was just in north It was
around some student flats.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Well that doesn't count it kind of does.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It was a map? Shall we do this? Shall we
do this?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
All?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It is a show. Should we go through the Top
fifteen buck people, Top fifteen most things? People want to
do on their bucket less and just go through and
riddle them all. Laugh really quickly. I know a guy
that you know, the old website insigirls dot co dot
in z. No, he brought it up.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's for it's for six workers. Oh and he brought
up a whole heap of them on the screen. Closed
his eyes that one.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Really.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yep, it's thaying Kirby? Was it?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Is the radio thing? Was it? Thank Kirby?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It had not really training a woman like an object?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Doesn't it nothing to do with a radio? Okay? Thing?
I do not like I vaguely remembered that doing something
like that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Do a road trip with friends? Number fourteen?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Who the fuck hasn't done a road trip with friends?
We did one just the other day, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Boys? I haven't done No, you did men? She were driving. No,
I haven't done one with friends.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Good mate and number fifteen ride and a gondola and
Venice have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I haven't done that. Do you know what? Seriously, it's
pretty dull on they.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I'm not murdering someone like or a foursome min if
you put make love in and then before all of those,
then that's something that that would look more like my bucket.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Least make love to someone you've killed.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh no, sorry, you've confused your list with my life.
I'm talking about jury's left out of the block over there,
make love and the dead Sea. Yes, okay, there might
be one exception on the list. You've found love while
you're doing a bungee jump. Yeah, sixty skydiving. She wouldn't
be able to maintain.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Hold on your twenty five, you'll be you'd be bad.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Don't judge me, mister six. Okay, like I love and
a cruise ship. Yep, lovely thing to do. Done that,
have you? Congrats? Thanks done, dread done that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I've made love on a boat Frigida doesn't count. Like
hanging out the bag of stooping and the Nji islander
doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I haven't made love on me intrelander, just stoo being
just a normal boating No, never, I've never. I don't
find him attractive. Well, I mean he'd be sucking you.
They wouldn't need you sto being. Yeah, hanging out the
back of me, Oh no you can't. You can't tell
me what I want when I don't want.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I don't want Sorry, sorry, but I seem to get
very defensive about the song want okay if you made
love in a hot balloon hot shot pop quiz.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That sounds like one of those songs like stroke it.
Let me ask, should we take a break? Oh yeah,
we need to take a break.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
We'll come back with more of this absolute ship in
just a moment, with this absolute ship. So that was fascinating,
wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Is that all from that book that you found there?
Don't want to open a I've got to go.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I've got to look at the Black Barn tonight and
Napier at the what the Black Barn and Napier?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's racist?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And sure it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Are you doing a speech?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Do you remember the last time we were all let
the Black Barn together? Sorry, ruderay somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It was pre.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Before I went down with the desiccated there in the
middle of the dance floor. Was when I first met
you guys. You keep saying you went down. I went
I went down, And now I actually know what you mean.
I actually went down, like down down. I was in
a conversation with Jerry and met by the portolo the
first time met them.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
When I'm arriving and at Napier Airport and they picked
me up and take me straight to the Black Bann
bestro for for a meal.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You're going to be fucking pursed by the time meddie
Heath on a winer.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And then on christ chitch on Father's damn doing a
Father's Day breakfast. Both gigs sold out.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You just trying to hook up with dads.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's very dead focused to everything like that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah it is, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Something for the dance?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And maybe you should take someone for a walk up
to matter.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Peak if you if Matt offers you a walk, a
lovely little stroll right to Marta Peak over the weekend,
do not go with him. You were going to end
up going down the bank. Although you survive that, so
you just look better than bruised.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I want to do tomato PreK, I do love us
leap and deneat.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What about what about Tunnel Beach? You could whack someone
off Tunnel Beach?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, what's that big rock in summer on sunder Beach?
You know they've got that big rock in the middle
of some of the beach. That'd be good to push
someone off. Hard service to land on, not that I
thought about it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I mean, sure, hey, do you know what we should
do as a as a a foursome push some people
off some rocks now that we should go mountain climbing.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
No, the four any with you ever again, I'm not
care I'm not even going on a plane.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's pretty challenging climbing up like Mount cock or something.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I'm not going to toilet with you anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm not going anywhere. You'll push me down the urinal.
I have to be so careful in this.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You survive. Like I come back and I go I
think Jerry's dead. He fell into the urinal, And you
come back out and you're just like pu pushed into
something taller.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm weird. I mean, if I wasn't tall enough to kill,
going for a trip with you boys is now a
terrifying prospect. You've got Jerry at Rescupe hanging at the
back of you. If you get lost, you've got you
trying to push you down the cliff. I mean, no
one's going to want to go on a high.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Whether you tripped into the path of a bus or
someone pushing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I mean, that's a very great question.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I don't think anyone's ever going to go anywhere near
you ever again. You you're a psycho, that's.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What you are.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well tell that to the people that have bought tickets
to see me tonight at the Black Varn and Napier
where I'm talking about men's mental health.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's a good point. Why do you bring that up? First?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
People about murdering someone here?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You want people to pay top dollar for I sold
out Dad's Day breakfast on Sunday and Chriss.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Church, what are you getting on that, Bricky? What do
you get for that? Bricky? He does nice? He's got
no idea a Father's Day Bricky. That sounds lovely. It
was me talking mate. He doesn't know how much of
Dad's getting on the mimosas you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Beauty of an Omelet. Well, I'm helping you here.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
With you if I turned around and saw you hanging
out the bag of an omelet, fucking call authorities. Where
are you doing it? Christ Church?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
You're not doing it with a pink Tece situation.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Get out that suggestion.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm going to make a proposition right now. Maybe we
should in this episode, it's been going off course for
a long time, ever since we started.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In fact, okay, it's getting I tried to bring something,
all right, and you guys ruined it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I tried.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I did a lot of research into that one, and
I tried to bring it.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And any research, and you ruined it. You picked up
my book and you read a page. You ruined congression.
Can I end it really wholesomely? Yep? Ten years tomorrow.
I've been a father for ten years. Tenth birthday tomorrow,
Happy birthday, Zari, You're ten.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
She listened.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
She yeah, she listens to that. She shouldn't listen to
what we've just done.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
She will listen to select bits of the podcast that
I select hand pack them.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Okay, So the bit about the foursome with mash or
going to play someone.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Who texts my wife about that one though?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Okay, yeah, and she'll go, I'm going to hold my
head high after that podcast. I'd like you to play
the entire no deleting anything.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Thanks. Can you beat the now please? You know I've
got to go and do some alright.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
She's not gonna get up on a plane text support
to to sex to to two O six two two
sex so double two O six two two six.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Why do you keep pausing t O yeah two.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Two t O two six O two sex?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No? Are you just saying just to sex?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Two O sex is the number you text?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh the sex?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Makes sense?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Okay, all right, you're hello.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the Matt
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And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
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Hi, Hello, Hello, there's a new one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hell Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Buson the thirtieth of August, in the Year of Our Lord,
twenty twenty four. Welcome all you bespoke you donkies to
the Daily Bespoke Podcast. Got a huge one planned for
you today. Jerry's got to spreadsheet out. He's been working
(00:40):
on this for weeks. Actually, there's a big one for Jerry.
He's got a bunch of stuff that he wants to share.
He's got a plan. He's been running around very anxious
about today. There's been a few problems, a few teething
problems today said it happened. He's got a screw around him,
and I think he's going to be able to pull
it off well.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
After my success yesterday organizing that pot cast highly successful
podcast with Ricky Morris, which I organized, you know, it's
basically emboldened me to continue to work behind the scenes
on a whole lot of stuff. And today I've got
I've got a real treat for you.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Work mind the scenes. You sound like a parent saying
they're a dad sayings babysitting the kids. It's your SHOWMTE.
It's not working behind the scenes. We're all supposed to
pull the bloody rope. We're also I mean the idea
that you've organized one interview that was actually just hanging
out the back of a seven Sharp Interviews, so someone
else actually leaned out to the person and then you've
got the number and then said you want to come in.
(01:36):
And now you're acting like that's not what you're supposed
to be doing every fucking show.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But anyway, and you know what, mate, instance, well, you're
passing on his birthday cake. I'm going to get my
cockaut too, passing on it as well, because what you've
done here is you've actually taken a book that I
brought it in a couple of weeks ago. I've opened
it up to the first page and now you're going
to present it like its content. You've been beavering away
all day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So come on, did you want to pass on me
as well? While I'm lying down here in the cock
out reader.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm gonna shit on you. Oh I'm going to on you. Okay,
here we go, then let's do it. Let's hear what
you've got Jerry there, hang on there it is.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I want to talk about bucket lists today. What's our bucket?
What's your bucket list item? Everybody. You're around the bottom.
What's the thing that you want to do, that one
thing that you want to do, the activity that you
want to do before you depart this particular earth.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'd love to kill a man. I'd like to have
a force the.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Ruder. I'd like to have a force them with measure.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I want to go back, and I thought we could
make that happen. I think that's I think the foursome,
I mean the killing of four of us.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're going to find it tough to kill a person,
I think, Maddie, would you how would you do it?
If you were to killer person?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is funny. Least play this game. If you were
to Jack, reachro It or something. You know you were
hard as an assassin.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The only way to kill someone, the best one as
here we go, take them for a nice cliff top walk.
That's going to listening a sort of a rubbly bit.
Excuse me, you come back and go guess what he
bloddy fell off.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hey, there's a there's a good start.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He I wanted to kill a man, not a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, good on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
The fucker fell off.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't want to be this guy, but if I'm
an investigator, and I find out that you were the
only person that went on a walk with this man
that's ended up at the bottom of a cliff. I'm
having a bit of a look at you and thinking
that your defenses the fucker fell off.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's not a great defense. The fucker fell off. How
do you know that that's not true? You've got it's
got to be beyond reasonable doubt. And so if you're
taking on a pretty pretty craggy old range, you're pretty old,
pretty sort of rubbly old situation. Then they go, well,
it seems to me like you killed him.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's happened. Happened before that? Is that bond I walk
around him in New Southwest and Sydney Bond to Bronze walk.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
This one on the north Shore that's just not far
away from Tech Beach, is it? No? Where is it?
There's one on the north Shore. There's a guy that's
lost two of his friends over there. That's unusual, bad luck.
That's unusual.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Guy them to survive though, because if they survived met
you're in trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, that's true, you get but this there's a guy
that that's how nlucky. This guy was is key key
we going he lost his wife over there? Did he
and then he was lost? Another one over there?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Two wives?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, I always back up there walking the same route.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So risky.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He went up with the other one to show show them,
show what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Last guys just slipped? Are they both wearing high heels?
Were they wearing the wrong shoes?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He's like, I can't believe this has happened. I can't
believe this has happened. Again, he's like, when was this?
I don't know. I'm making it up.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was going to say I was in it for
a second there.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, but I'm just giving you, like an exact example
of how taking you for a walk into my mind
and just to move back to you, man, she what's
the and the foursome?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
How's that cold? Being cut up?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I hadn't you know? That's that's an additional question that
I could probably do with the weekend to think about. Well,
hold on, rude is one of them.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So now you got to your m m M M
m m m if if no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
None of those options. No, reader, I wasn't your dream.
We're a really good producing team, mash. I think it's
about time we took that to the bedroom. No, I
don't think it is time we take it to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta be careful when you're making packs with the
devil like that. So so, the devil will come to
you at some points and he'll he'll offer you something.
He goes, what is your wish? I will give you anything.
I will give you anything at all, the devil will say,
and you say, I'd really like to be involved in
a forsome, and the devil goes, absolutely organize that. That's
a good point, Jerry, and a g you go, ruder,
(05:48):
he's leaving himself up. I've ended up in the devil's
for Then I suck at the reading, knocks on the door,
and the devil goes, ha ha ha. You didn't specific
specify the exact details of the forsome before, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't walking out of me like a cowboy. Yeah, yeah,
see that is a disaster. Actually, Jerry, if you could
ask me that question once more, please, I'm going to
ask you another question. I mean, are you are you
keen on even numbers or something? What about a five?
Why stop at four? It's five? An orgy?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Though?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Five and above? Is that an orgy?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
I would have thought four is an orgy, isn't it?
I think four is a foursome five and above as
an orgy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Like I got a confession to make. I didn't think
I was going to get such an intense line of
questioning about my four confession. I just wanted to throw
it away. I just wanted you to know that before
I die, that's a confession, and to say about it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You have you ever been involved in a twosome?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, he's just gone solo on himself. He's gone sol
on and he's went the life out of himself. Twosome.
When was the last time I was involved with an
what's your bucket list item? Jerry? That you want to
do before you die? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The thing so Matt wants to kill a man, Ruda
wants to have a foursome worth mesh.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The devil's are saying, I want to kill him in
and get away with it. You gotta be careful because
the devil will be the devil's tricky. What's your dream, Jerry?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Grow up personality?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Walking a straight line without fading to one way, my.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Something, something that's not smug, my bucket list, A.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Bit of walk, bit of walk?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You know what I look, I'm not a part of
this wardrobe. I'm not a part of this anymore. I'm
not seeing as you guys can't take it seriously, I'm out.
All right, I'm out. I'm done, had enough. What about
the stow for you guys, I'm lying in the urinal
(07:58):
over me, rude as shout on me, shut my face.
I ate some of it in my mouth at one stage?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Is that was that?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was that on your Is that what you on your
bucket list?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That happened?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sorry, Jarry, what's on your back? Come out?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You don't be like we want to northern lights.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
We want to know the listeners want to know the
northern lights, not about you. What would you like to
see the Northern Lights? About the Aurora burialis?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No? The markur and half, Oh, that would be interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Disneyland no cues, No cues at Disneyland, just you. You
get to ride on anything you want all.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Day, and you can sort of do that if you
get up early and you start at the Disneyland hotel.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know. I've been to disney And too many times. Okay,
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Why are you out? Okay? So let's go back to
the medal. Go back to you, I've gone.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I actually was looking at the bucket list for so
apparently to most people, swimming with dolphins is the number
one thing on the most popular thing to be dolphins.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Famously, at the moment, there's sexually molesting people in the order.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, that guy's gotta get out of there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So that's the thing you've got it. You've got to
actually specify that with the devil. You go, I'd love
to swim with dolphins, and then the devil goes, well,
I'll get a dolphin that you can swim us. It's
absolute piers before you know it. Yeah, swimming towards you.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
This is super interesting because I think there are people.
So there are fifteen things in this particular list I
reckon between us, we may ah, this one's a bit
floating the dead seas a bit neugally, but we may
have ticked all of the things off the bucket list
of the things between us all ye, who has swarm
with dolphins?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I may wait, hang on just before we move on.
So this list is people have been surveyed, have they
about things I'd like to the things they have on
their bucket list? And these are the most popular answers
that have come out of it? Yeah, okay, cool? So
number one was swimmer dolphins. I haven't. I haven't.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
No, I have the purposes count yep. Good than I
have learn a new language English once English. It was
a new language, but I couldn't speak it one hundred percent.
I did French at school anyone else, but like I mean,
I did French in Latin at school as well, but
I wouldn't say I learned the language. I learned like
(10:19):
a very cursory amount of it, like Sueis and Liborto laboriate,
you know, and Mercado in the via ambulance.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, how many years did you do Latin?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
For a couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Go on a cruise? Done that? Horrible?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
See the northern lights.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You can see them from New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's like a fat one. I haven't skydive.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I had no. We can't see the northern lights of
New Zealand, but we can see a similar there's a
similar magnetic the Southern lights, the Southern lights, which is
the Southern Pole. So it's a similar I guess it's
a similar phenomena.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Who's been skydiving? I haven't had none of these. This
sucks you've shared on me.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I bought a girl a skydiving thank for her thirty
fifth birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, let me get you the parachute didn't open made
and she dies. There's another one of your attempts. Well
that's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Well, like I'm not in charge of the parachute. I
was up there at the time, but like I wouldn't
know how to undo unfastened you know, like straps.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, of course. Not number six is do a bungee jump.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yay, I'm off the board, off the board, off the
mat ne don one, but neither I've done two.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So fuck all your visit a volcano. I've visited for
Cardi White Island, visited Mount eat and.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I've been on the top of Mount You can't. It's
hard to not visit a volcano for news.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Mount Eden, Yeah, Aukland. It doesn't mean much of you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Fo.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, visit I have not. I have not. Is it
that great?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Never, I've got absolutely no desire to see negrophos It
looks pretty bloody amazing, It is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's only just occurred to me how similar the word
niagara and viagra.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I visited viagrapher.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Get married, Yeah twice. Rude has done two of those. Mean,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You can have one of my thanks. I got engaged.
I got engaged. But there's just too many babies coming
out to really get their marriage.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Mesh. You be married yet? No, not yet?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Get married one day, Mesh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't do that. Anyone would marry you?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, Well that gap means probably no. I'm hoping it'll
be someone one day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I've actually never thought about actually getting married. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
If I am would I be best man?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah? You would beaten? Yeah? Where do you be coming along?
Jerry Foursome? Yeah, Jerry, you'll be busy that weekend. Yeah, no,
I'm busy. You can be my number three?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
What else is on that list? I've done this right
in a hot air balloon, I've done. That's quite cool.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
It is quite good that one. It's very quiet except
for the Yeah, in Hamilton, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I've done a beautiful landscape to view from there. It's
very good.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You don't want to be in a mountainous sort of
an area. You kind of got a mountain Mountain.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I fucking was in a Hoodia balloon near Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Mate, Well that's good. What's the famous hotty balloons? And
is it Turkey whatever? Yeah, Cappadocia. I'd like to go
to those ones. I can see what it's really cool.
It does look great.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And the Turkish are loose as well.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I have a lot of the loosest people in the
world fourteen point eight BodyCount across their life.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Good place to go for six float and the dead. See,
I'd like to do.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
That through celting.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, anyone else done? I haven't done it. See the
Grand Canon? Do you mean? Do you mean the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Nor?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I took one of my kids to the Grand Canyon
when he was one, and he refused to look at it.
I kept on makinghim look, and then I turned around.
He'd look the other way. He would not like there.
He would not refuse to lot. What are you do
in that situation?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You can lead a horse to the Grand Canyon, but
it can't make it look.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Like you found no interest in it at all. He
was looking at weird things. He was looking at other people,
was looking at the van we were driving, And you
made a look at the gap as the head was
like attached. So when I turned around, he just kept turning.
Just couldn't get him to look.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But it's good. It's a metaphor for life, isn't it
that I have so much guilt around my family taking
me places when I was younger and just refusing to
accept that this might be a really cool experience. I
had so much guilt around. It's kind of a lot
about you.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's kind of though, like a shadow, like when you
see all these this pictures because my parents took me
all around the world before I can remember it, and
there's pictures of me in different amazing places, and I remember,
what was the point? What's the point? Yeah, yeah, I
can't remember. Ship mate might as I left.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Me home throw a dart at a map and travel
there as number thirteen.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've done that, but it was only locally. It was
like it was like it was this thing that we
did it, and it was just in north It was
around some student flats.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Well that doesn't count it kind of does.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It was a map? Shall we do this? Shall we
do this?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
All?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It is a show. Should we go through the Top
fifteen buck people, Top fifteen most things? People want to
do on their bucket less and just go through and
riddle them all. Laugh really quickly. I know a guy
that you know, the old website insigirls dot co dot
in z. No, he brought it up.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's for it's for six workers. Oh and he brought
up a whole heap of them on the screen. Closed
his eyes that one.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Really.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yep, it's thaying Kirby? Was it?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Is the radio thing? Was it? Thank Kirby?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It had not really training a woman like an object?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Doesn't it nothing to do with a radio? Okay? Thing?
I do not like I vaguely remembered that doing something
like that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Do a road trip with friends? Number fourteen?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Who the fuck hasn't done a road trip with friends?
We did one just the other day, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Boys? I haven't done No, you did men? She were driving. No,
I haven't done one with friends.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Good mate and number fifteen ride and a gondola and
Venice have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I haven't done that. Do you know what? Seriously, it's
pretty dull on they.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I'm not murdering someone like or a foursome min if
you put make love in and then before all of those,
then that's something that that would look more like my bucket.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Least make love to someone you've killed.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh no, sorry, you've confused your list with my life.
I'm talking about jury's left out of the block over there,
make love and the dead Sea. Yes, okay, there might
be one exception on the list. You've found love while
you're doing a bungee jump. Yeah, sixty skydiving. She wouldn't
be able to maintain.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Hold on your twenty five, you'll be you'd be bad.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Don't judge me, mister six. Okay, like I love and
a cruise ship. Yep, lovely thing to do. Done that,
have you? Congrats? Thanks done, dread done that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I've made love on a boat Frigida doesn't count. Like
hanging out the bag of stooping and the Nji islander
doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I haven't made love on me intrelander, just stoo being
just a normal boating No, never, I've never. I don't
find him attractive. Well, I mean he'd be sucking you.
They wouldn't need you sto being. Yeah, hanging out the
back of me, Oh no you can't. You can't tell
me what I want when I don't want.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I don't want Sorry, sorry, but I seem to get
very defensive about the song want okay if you made
love in a hot balloon hot shot pop quiz.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That sounds like one of those songs like stroke it.
Let me ask, should we take a break? Oh yeah,
we need to take a break.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
We'll come back with more of this absolute ship in
just a moment, with this absolute ship. So that was fascinating,
wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Is that all from that book that you found there?
Don't want to open a I've got to go.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I've got to look at the Black Barn tonight and
Napier at the what the Black Barn and Napier?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's racist?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And sure it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Are you doing a speech?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Do you remember the last time we were all let
the Black Barn together? Sorry, ruderay somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It was pre.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Before I went down with the desiccated there in the
middle of the dance floor. Was when I first met
you guys. You keep saying you went down. I went
I went down, And now I actually know what you mean.
I actually went down, like down down. I was in
a conversation with Jerry and met by the portolo the
first time met them.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
When I'm arriving and at Napier Airport and they picked
me up and take me straight to the Black Bann
bestro for for a meal.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You're going to be fucking pursed by the time meddie
Heath on a winer.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And then on christ chitch on Father's damn doing a
Father's Day breakfast. Both gigs sold out.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You just trying to hook up with dads.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's very dead focused to everything like that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah it is, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Something for the dance?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And maybe you should take someone for a walk up
to matter.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Peak if you if Matt offers you a walk, a
lovely little stroll right to Marta Peak over the weekend,
do not go with him. You were going to end
up going down the bank. Although you survive that, so
you just look better than bruised.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I want to do tomato PreK, I do love us
leap and deneat.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What about what about Tunnel Beach? You could whack someone
off Tunnel Beach?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Easy?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, what's that big rock in summer on sunder Beach?
You know they've got that big rock in the middle
of some of the beach. That'd be good to push
someone off. Hard service to land on, not that I
thought about it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I mean, sure, hey, do you know what we should
do as a as a a foursome push some people
off some rocks now that we should go mountain climbing.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
No, the four any with you ever again, I'm not
care I'm not even going on a plane.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's pretty challenging climbing up like Mount cock or something.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I'm not going to toilet with you anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm not going anywhere. You'll push me down the urinal.
I have to be so careful in this.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You survive. Like I come back and I go I
think Jerry's dead. He fell into the urinal, And you
come back out and you're just like pu pushed into
something taller.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm weird. I mean, if I wasn't tall enough to kill,
going for a trip with you boys is now a
terrifying prospect. You've got Jerry at Rescupe hanging at the
back of you. If you get lost, you've got you
trying to push you down the cliff. I mean, no
one's going to want to go on a high.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Whether you tripped into the path of a bus or
someone pushing.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I mean, that's a very great question.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I don't think anyone's ever going to go anywhere near
you ever again. You you're a psycho, that's.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What you are.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well tell that to the people that have bought tickets
to see me tonight at the Black Varn and Napier
where I'm talking about men's mental health.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's a good point. Why do you bring that up? First?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
People about murdering someone here?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You want people to pay top dollar for I sold
out Dad's Day breakfast on Sunday and Chriss.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Church, what are you getting on that, Bricky? What do
you get for that? Bricky? He does nice? He's got
no idea a Father's Day Bricky. That sounds lovely. It
was me talking mate. He doesn't know how much of
Dad's getting on the mimosas you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Beauty of an Omelet. Well, I'm helping you here.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
With you if I turned around and saw you hanging
out the bag of an omelet, fucking call authorities. Where
are you doing it? Christ Church?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
You're not doing it with a pink Tece situation.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Get out that suggestion.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm going to make a proposition right now. Maybe we
should in this episode, it's been going off course for
a long time, ever since we started.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In fact, okay, it's getting I tried to bring something,
all right, and you guys ruined it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I tried.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I did a lot of research into that one, and
I tried to bring it.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And any research, and you ruined it. You picked up
my book and you read a page. You ruined congression.
Can I end it really wholesomely? Yep? Ten years tomorrow.
I've been a father for ten years. Tenth birthday tomorrow,
Happy birthday, Zari, You're ten.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
She listened.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
She yeah, she listens to that. She shouldn't listen to
what we've just done.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
She will listen to select bits of the podcast that
I select hand pack them.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Okay, So the bit about the foursome with mash or
going to play someone.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Who texts my wife about that one though?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Okay, yeah, and she'll go, I'm going to hold my
head high after that podcast. I'd like you to play
the entire no deleting anything.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Thanks. Can you beat the now please? You know I've
got to go and do some alright.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
She's not gonna get up on a plane text support
to to sex to to two O six two two
sex so double two O six two two six.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Why do you keep pausing t O yeah two.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Two t O two six O two sex?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No? Are you just saying just to sex?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Two O sex is the number you text?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh the sex?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Makes sense?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Okay, all right, you're hello.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the Matt
and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen
to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get
barred up about anyway, Sit to download, like subscribe, wright
review all those great things. It really helps myself and
Jerry and to a lesser extent, Messi and Ruder. If
you want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check
(24:01):
out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
now get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed, give them a taste of key we
from me,
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