September 3, 2024 • 32 mins
On the Daily Bespoke today, we DON'T have Dame Lisa Carrington in to discuss her new children's book...
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
La la, la la la. Let's get It's the fourth
of September in the year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four.
Welcome all you bespoke, you donkeys, the Daily Bespoke Podcast
(00:35):
and could you want to kill you? To clean up
this place. We've got a bloody dame coming in. Jerry, clean,
clean up your act. There's a dame, Dame Lisa Carrington's
coming into the podcast. Your bloody miss Lisa. Dame Lisa's
coming in. There's rubbish, every weird. This pair of Jason
Hoyt's jocks just just in the doorway there. Oh, there,
there's a bloody mess in here. We've got a dame
coming in to put a canoe in here. Kayak fox don't.
(01:00):
I'll tell you if she came in and there was
a canoe in here, the fucking ship would go down.
Imagine that she comes in here and you just got
a Jerry's peddling around the studio and a canoe.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
She's a flat water water canoeist.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Actually is a canoe and kayak the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
She's a flat water canoeist.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You probably think she gets up on one knee.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, she's not one of those ones. What are those
called fact that's canoeing, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So so a canoe a kayak is a subset of canoes, right, canoes?
But no, you don't roll on a canoe. You're rowing
a boat a row boat. Okay, well that's different.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She has no idea, and you don't sail in a
canoe a canoe. That's a good question, Dame Lisa. What's
the difference between a kayak and a canoe?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Was it a sloop?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Was it a slop? Or was it a canoe or
a sloop? Or was it as the other.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The guy told the police that they got into a
K four canoe, O K four kayak.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Or another funk catch.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But no, he told cops that guy said that I
dropped the water Taxi guys said I dropped them off
at a K four kayak And the cops are like, no,
it was a it was a sloop.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I was there, you know, Lise, Dame Lisa has won
eight gold medals. That's good joke and one bronze. No
I missed that, she's one eight.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Said again, please do the guy in the water tax
he said I dropped them off at a bloody K
four kayak. Four person kayak and the cops said no, no,
it was a catch mate, and people saying it's a
lot different.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
K four kayak, just realizing I didn't miss that one.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I didn't miss it, so I just sort of ignored it.
So Dame Lisa, the Lady of the Lake, go in
the boat a Olympic golds one bronze, no silvers the second.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You have to see that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You have to find them the brewery of the day
problem to solve the Edmund family, Edmund problem of the day.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What were you saying so.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Too the I was there with Dame Lisa in twenty twelve.
I was there with her in London, in London, Yeah,
for her first gold while were you with her? I
was just with her there, I was. I wasn't actually there,
but I was with her watching it live.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
From New Zealand. Yeah, I just for a sticking there.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I made it sound like that you might have been
kind of involved with the process and you were trying
to take some kind of credit for Dame Lissa's gold
metal back in two thousand as twelve.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, maybe my watching it put something into the universe.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Now, Dame that worked.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
No, I think maybe the work that she put in
before the Olympic Games might have played a bigger part
than you just turn on your Telly at home and
watching it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Jar, you know, I'm going to ask Dame Lisa. The
first thing I want to say is, Dame Lisa. For
Dame Lisa, could you feel me during your twenty twelve
K one two meet a victory? Can you not ask
that in London? Could you feel me? Because I was
there with you?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Do you know what I think you should add in there?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Have you been able to feel me the whole time? Seat?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
There's a problem around the way you're winding this question, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But I'm there with her in the boat, and like
I think, are there And I think she'll probably say, yep,
I felt all of New Zealand with me there in
the boat. I felt them in the boat.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I don't think they did. Medie were just talking about
fucking Jerry thinks that he's the blame or to congratulate
for the twenty twelve gold medal for.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Her first goal. I was there with her in the boat,
and I'm going to say, could you feel me in
the boat with you? Could you feel me helping you along?
Do you do you feel that that puss.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Was that the K one, the K two, K one
two hundred, K one two hundred yep, I'm doing the
K one two hundred any more. Other won in London
she got the K actually got gold in the K
one two hundred yep. And Rio di Janeiro she got
gold in the K one two hundred. Yeah, doty she
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got K one two hundred yep, K one five hundred,
K two five hundred, O K one five hundred, OK
two five. And then Paris she got the K one
five hundred, O K two five hundred, K four five hundred.
There was no K one two hundred. No, And just
so you know this is good, a little bit of research.
I've done a bit of research on the whole K thing.
Is there no three?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's not kidamine, it's it means kayak one, So that's
a one person kak. The K one is a one person,
the K two is a two.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Couldn't they call it a single kayak two hundred, double
kayak two hundred? Is there no triple kayak? Good question, No,
there's no trouble. There's a quad though. Are the kayaks
but enough? They look small?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's another question we can ask you you are we
running this mess? You're runing this down. This is some
high level stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, so far.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I've got question has it made out of carbon fiber?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How much does one of those kayaks cost? Like a
good kayak? Because you can't just get you can't go
out at like a canoe that you get out the
back of a the resort and on Plantation Island, rarat resort,
at a Club RaRo, you can't take the you can't
just go out there and the leaky old canoe from
out the back of Club Larro.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've got another question, so do I Okay, I've got
a really good question. So when you go to Raratonga
and you get in a kayak, this is what I do?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You go?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
You really do you just kind of like do you
look for technique? Can you go from one place to
an armor and just cruise it or pass you off
and you have to pace it?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
She received some question.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Explain that again. So if you get in a resort kayak,
if you're Dame Lisa Carrington.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm asking this to dames. Okay, so you pretend you're
Dame Lisa. Okay, she doesn't that's so offensive. She doesn't
do that with any we have a dame coming and
you okay, so Dame Lisa. Yes, Jerry, I've been thinking
about this question for a long time. I'm excited to
hear your question, Jeremy, since the K one two hundred
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in London in twenty twelve when I was there with
you on the boat.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You guys have got shit chemistry, just saying when you
go to a resort like.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or like Plantation Island or whatever, Braro whatever, what's Club RaRo?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like a it's like a resort in rat.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When you go there. No, should I ask you first?
What tropical resorts have you been to in your life?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then I'll be like, you must be it's pretty cold,
you sort of must be looking to think about going
somewhere in the tropics something and there. I've always wondered
when you get into a kayak, one of those crap kayaks, firstly,
do you know how crap they are? Secondly, do you
power it? Do you pace it? Do you look for
technique or do you just paddle? Can you switch off
and dislocate yourself from the paddling technique? Yeah, that's a
(07:55):
good kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Wait to hear answer that question.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
She's got a skirt, you'd be very careful what you've
se next.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I haven't seen it yet, no, but you know, like
she doesn't kayak with a skirt on the did so
for a start, you don't get that at Club Arrow, mate,
there's no nah. So I tell them my story about
when I took my kids out on a canoe from
Club Rarow and then we got out and then it sunk,
and then I had to I had to pull them
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back to shore in the rescue position with my hands
around both their chests.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, don't tell no, don't tell her that strong. And
I got back and I said to the.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Guy, well, your canoes out there are sunk. And the
guy goes, oh, yeah, some of them are in great condition.
I'm like, okay, mate, thanks Club RaRo, I won't be
drinking any of your bloody branded Sashet fruit drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
How important is the boat? Yeah, well they're all exactly
the same, because I know in rowing, Yeah, like you
can get some real old pegs, some real heavy old pegs.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like uh.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Controversy at MAGS would they spend all the money on
the flesh boats for the girl's boats and not the
Boy's boats of the boat boys. We're having to compete
in old tubs.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What they're say an old tub? Yeah, so I reckon
that those are like, that's up for those are We
could just end the interview after that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I want to ask about Bucky.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I want to ask if she vapes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't know if Dame Lisa vapes. I gotta be
honest with you, but.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You've got to ask that are you vaping?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Still?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Are you off the Who was that one?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She definitely doesn't vape? Why not? I mean, look at
the rest, it's Bucky on the BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How do you think you got them?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Bucky? Do you think that's his excell name?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He's not a Bronco. Mate, he's not a Bronco you
got them name from? He's on the Bucky Bonks. Oh
there is a Bronco.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I wonder if he's ever had a sea bong. You
gotta be careful with the sea bong. You don't want
to go down too low because seawater come up in
your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Lisa, did you call.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Them like you?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh my god, see this is oh nosh oh oh no,
that oh that's disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Even even can you be that Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Mean, you have a brain explosion and you make a mistake.
It's not your fault. You're twenty five. He's got a
heart on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey, I've had a plan.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
We've got those Graham Norton bottles of wine. They're signed
signed by Graham Norton. I just got a new buffet
and it's got slots to put bottles of wine and
take them home. Mate, But let's take him home and
take home and then what do.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You mean a new buffet?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
A buffet is like a piece of furniture that that
you keep shipping. No, it's a buffet. It's got a buffet.
It's like a it's kind of like a fency under
TV thing. We're gonna put it under the TV like
a cabinet you've where you put shit in it, like
glasses and stuff. And it's got slots for bottles of wine. Anyway,
who wants to be part of a practical joke where
(11:11):
I take those home and then we start a panic
that someone stolen them.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, see, I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like a prank?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A prank?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Are you trying to.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Because there was a mystery about like a bottle of
champagne that went missing, and there was another mystery about
twenty bottles of peanut that went missing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, I'll only be involved in a prank if it's
with my fourteen year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I will Okay, well we can include here. If we
we can include here, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So so we'll steal those bottles of wine. I'll take
those bottle of wine home. Right, I'll take the bottles
wine home, and then we'll say the mash starts the
rumor that must get your daughter came in and stole them. Yeah,
and then it's good, and then we'll call the police
for some tough lub.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, tough love. Okay, I like it like that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So because remember those that time when the police stormed
in and caught your kids in the bath?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, well they called what's one one one? My kids
called one one one. They were in the bar when
they were outside playing in the garden.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But when the cops came around, they were in the barth.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, the cops came around and then they I didn't
know that they called one on one because you know
one of those bloody phones a landline.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, it was a landline. You know, a mobile landline ship.
That's a business. That's the real ass has fallen out
of mobile landlines. Yeah, so they had one of those,
a connacher. They called connacher. They were, they were a
connacher and my cousins had Connickersnica. Oh, and they're in
the guard Yeah, with the area and there in the garden.
(12:45):
They called one They didn't mean to call one one one.
Oh maybe they did, that's what you say now. But anyway,
the police camera, how were they? They were in the bath.
I was making love to in the kitchen. They tasted, well,
you just need well, you're making love in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh, have I let go too much of this?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, I think I remember a bit of this. I
think I saw that because I was looking through the
window at the time I was.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I knew I had a weird feeling in my knees
about the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Was a trayler with a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Are you and George mcflying? You and George mcflying.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I watched the whole thing from up a tree in disguise.
I watched your kids call one on one then and
then I watched the police come around then, and I
know Tulsi and Jerry are making love. I was so annoyed.
I watched the movie The Devil Did Me To and
there's a joke that I made that we just didn't sell.
So the idea was that the two main characters were
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making love. Randy and Tracy were the name main characters,
and they were making love. And then I flick a
light on and my character has been sitting in the
corner the whole time, gearing year and who's on in
the corner? And he goes to twns on light gates,
Have I got a deal for you? And then and
then the Tracy goes, if you be watching all the time,
I say, that's not important. For some reason, I think
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it's a good gag, but we didn't form it, we
didn't film it, so it really landed. So anyway, I
was up a tree and I saw this whole thing
play out. But you can't really tell stories like that
when you get a dame coming in, Nah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You can't. So we've got it. We'll keep it to
keep it to kaya King, Okay, keep it to kaya King,
Lumperks Metals, et cetera. When we come back.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Dame Lisa Carrington, I had a kay yak once like
I'd eaten a lot of food and I throw up.
It was a kai yak.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You know, when you apply for that that wasn't there,
but it was once again.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's another great joke of mine that hasn't been really,
we haven't really got the best out of it.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
When you apply for something for an exemption for like
a league or something like that, if you're looking for
a dispensation, Oh yeah, do you mind? I want to
you saying that we have to stick to kayak questions.
I can I just apply for the dispensation. I'd like
to ask some questions around Bucky. I think that's an
OK line questioning. I won't take it where I took
it earlier. I made a mistake there.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, you don't see us bring up Lauren on the
show your girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
No, I see that happened very often. No, she's fine.
That's not very good. Yeah, in fact, I've got no
she's not wearing No, she's not wearing anything. To know
she actually she is wearing something today?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Does she?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
She says, look at your eyes cracked up?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
When I see there, you should have sit the other
day she is there, she went past so the other day.
I mean Jerry were driving around and we saw Lauren
and Jerry gave her the eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, well this is I mean, this is a conversation
that we could have another day, but.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The eyes. It was a long lock.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, she was talking to me and I was talking
to hear this is about We were driving past with
the windows up.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
This is on Monday, isn't it. This was on Monday. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
She came home that night and I had the best
day ever met Jerry. You know that kind of stuff.
Jerry was looking into my soul out of the back
of the wind Matt looked really good in the backseat
of the car, all this kind of stuff. What did
you get up to? Oh, we were just doing something filming. Okay,
that's great, babe. What was going on? I got no information?
So a few boys could stop looking so smart.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
She waved us, villain, She waved at us in a
fictatious manner. Did you and full di stlagere was in
the script. It was in the script, and it was
shooting of an ad And so I've been a little
bit disingenuous with how I've told that story.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, because we drove past for a ad. We were
shooting in it in a car.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Relieve you've heralded it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm relieved.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What the hero where you've Jeremy Wells drove past a
young lady and gave her a long, lingering steer as
the headline and right at the back after seven hundred
eighty words that said they were shooting an ad and
that was in the script.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
We were playing Clarence Carter stroking as we drove past.
Does that make it creepier?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Or yeah it does?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What are we going to do? We've got coming. What
are we going to do about that plunger that's beside
the Jesus with no head?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's waiting for when Mary Dicky comes in.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And we've also got a DVD that reads the Da
Vinci Chode.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, after the break.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Cleaning up, after the break, it's nine thirty three? Is
she at reception?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Rood of for God?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
So I've got to do the a Gender podcast at
night that I've.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Been stroking baronesses and flavor, fucking classic Flavor, classic flavor.
Are we actually breaking?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, right, okay, okay, and we're back. No, no, we're
not back, Okay you boys, good to go.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, we're not back.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, right, come on, we need to go back out
the door.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Okay, okay, we're okay. Now we're going and we're coming
back with Lisa. Yeah yeah, okay, cool, there's going to
be a rumble out here. Actually we're back.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're back.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now, we're not We're not back. We are back. It's
going to be a rumble because Dame Lisa Carrington has
lingering and zdium. Yeah, Flavor is supposed to be next
and then, but I'm under time pressure, huge time pressure.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Actually, okay, okay, we got an update.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We've got an update.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You've got an update, an update, just.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Tell them what you told me.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
So we're women to have the Dame first of Flavor.
Stace has to travel oh no afterwards, So it's kind
of go to depend on how long you guys want with.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
That's what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So we need to go first, and I've got so Stacey,
it's got a hard out, Yeah, effectively, because I've got
a very soft out. What got a soft out? It
sounds a lot like I've just got to go and
do a gender podcast with Manya Stewart. Oh fucking so,
offer a text to Mania Stewart. We want Dame for
I ring man, I'll ring Blake. How long do you
(18:47):
want Dame Dame Lisa for?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I think realistically we're probably going to be like ten
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
We wanted the same.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You're playing a game with the Yeah, we're testing on music. Okay,
so she are you going to ruin her for us?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Is that were?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
That that is the goal.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We don't do any of our questions.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Don't take any of our shake our questions, no lines
of questioning around Bucky.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Nothing about Bucky and Bucky Bongs and what they call
him Bucky. Okay, nothing about that. Nothing, Blake, you keep
that to yourself, just ringing mini. Oh yet, see how
that goes? No questions about what were you going to
ask her about?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Um?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But I've forgotten being there in the boat with it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
There's a lot of movies to write them down.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh I did somewhere.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Hey, you going to mate? You're on here on the
Met and Jerry Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a Dame
Lisa Carrington coming and she's running a bit late and
she needs to got to flavor first, and Stacey Morrison's
got a heart out. So it's the right if we
push the Ginder Podcast back to about ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, he's got a heart out as well.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh you're filming? What time? You're filming in the studio?
I'm filming in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You're filming in the studio, not me?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You are? What are we filming?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Blake? If you need to go, seriously, you can go.
We'll come.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
You go because otherwise I've got a hard and we'll
get Stacey Morrison. She's got a heart out. Yeah, I know,
I know.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Can you put him on speaker please?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Actually sorry, I'll put you on speaker. We're not doing
I've got you're on speaking I.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Can't hear whoever that is?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Pim and Iyah.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And I?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So what what what are what are our time? What
pressure is on us around the Gunda podcast time?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Was?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We are using the same studio to film other stuff,
so we need to start at ten at about ten
forty bloody? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay, well it sounds like I've got I'm going to actually.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Probably go and do that now, are you? Why don't
you do that now? Fantasy draft tonight?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, I'm ready and prepared for they Look, why are
you going to do it now? I guess we've got
fifteen minutes with the podcast, the junior podcast along the
fifteen minutes, mate, not.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Really not if you don't want it to be, it
shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But unfortunately, should we get hard on it? Now?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What a fleet for doing with it?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Covering?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, look, you're wasting time. Just do it now, your muppets.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Can we do a co but just put can we
just do it? Can we just do a cob and
put this out on the on the gender feat about Okay,
oh you're not here, No he's he's over the way.
All right, Okay, thanks, thanks for understanding. All right, sim
(21:41):
you've got the cut NFL Fantasy Draft.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh Jesus film, No, no, that's not. What do you filming?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's not till five?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
What do you film me?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know anything about filming?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Is Lauren involved again?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, we'll be back with Dame Lisa Carrington in just
a moment.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, that's a distant mousle.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No we're not. No, we're not back. It's no, no,
we're back. We're out again. We're not.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's no leasa's no sign.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
We're not We're not she said, flavor, that's not here.
That's not here. Flavor. Flavor is schneffling it. We're not back,
she's snuffling her. Hey, we're not back. I'm back. No,
you're not. You're not meant to be back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So as the mikes, the mikes on, Yeah, we're just hit.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Thirty minutes in this podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We're not back. This isn't abort.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Excuse me, we're not back. Why are we going?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We've actually got We're not back at the moment. Can
we bring us back?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now we're back? We're not actually back.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I've got someone to say, we've finally got a market
a Yes, Dame Lisa Carrington. This is a real feather
our cat, and we've made a whole. This is just
turning into an absolute chamuz Can I just point out
one thing.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
For you, Jerry and Mash. The person that got the
lead on this interview was not me. It was Matt Heath.
Oh wow, you got the leading.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It organized another shitterh yeah, I knew, and you had
these other things to do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I knew that someone was so classic of you. It's look,
one of us is fucked up. Who it is doesn't
really matter. Let's just accept that one of us has
booked five things at the same.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Strikes for you used to know you had the Shamoza
with Norman Ola in a zoom.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well would it kill people to film me while I'm
doing this podcast while I'm doing another podcast at the
same time. Why do I have to be what do
I have to be shunted from pillar to post all
the time? Why can't we Why can't Lisa Carrington, the
Nice Stewart and whatever advertising I'm filming all happen like concurrently,
Like you know when you when you get sentences, you
sentences concurrently.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
The good thing is, through the magic of podcasts, we
can take a break and we'll be back with Lisa
Carrington and just the moment in the night.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Boys, we don't have Lisa, So that's the people that listen.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
To it don't know that every time we go away,
we're away for ten fifteen minutes and we come back
and then nothing. Nothing's changed me anyway. The only thing
that's changing is the amount of pressure that's building.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The good thing is we've playing lots of heads.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So since there there's all this pressure building, I feel
like we should just dial in on the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The problem is when we're playing lots of ed jury,
we're advertising other podcasts generally in those airs good ways,
So we're actually doing a lot of damage to the pod.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, so Mesha, you've got some notes taken.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
What have you written?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well, we've just been going for so long that I
feel like we should probably run a bit of a
refresher on the line of questioning. We're going to Dame Lisa.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
With you vape?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, so kicking things off with do you want to
hone slash?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Do you vapes?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Lest you you're still on the hons, just let me
know and here you go and your partials over to
day and then jury.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
We're not calling her dame by the way, that's not
her name's not Dame Lisa.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Have some fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Is it? Dane Lisa?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Like my my brother in law, Dane Lisa, Dame Lisa?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Did you just single Dave and Lisa in?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay? Then the second quiesh oh God, can.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We take break and storming in from the Agenda podcast?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Take a break and we'll go back with from the
Agenda Podcast in just a moment.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
We took that break. Thank you very much for that.
I needed the brother I wouldn't. I'm storming it. So
apparently it's you that actually is filming this morning in
the same studio we're using for the Agenda podcast. Jerry, Yeah,
what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I don't know what it is, but all I know
is that the whole studio has been set up for
some sort of video shoot.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, could we shoot the could we record the Agenda
podcast in here? Because she's not making it in today
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Here's here's my here's my calendar for the day.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
It says no events, We're to nothing. Jeremy has no event,
so I thought that he had to be in the
studio film mixed up, so we couldn't do the podcast then,
But actually it turns out that it's Jerry.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You can't y, you can't book the Agenda podcast studio. Well,
I've got no podcast, has got a lot now hang on,
no event. So Jerry's saying no events. I'm hearing Jerry
is supposed to be in there. I thought you were
supposed to be event.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Where does Stacey Morrison come into this, because she's got
a hard out shake. Stacey's got a hard out.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, she's got a hard I think what we do.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is you staying here for the Lisa Carrington interview and
we donate that into the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Okay, and then you go into the other studio and
do Jerry's filming for it.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Then you and me meet up and we'll do the
starting the end of the Gender podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay, matthe if you could check an event in Jerry's calendar.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Because I've got no events in there at the moment.
So can we take a break and then when we
come back we will have arranged everything.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is a look pind the curtains of how complex
it is to be a broadcaster in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
A lot of moving parts.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
God man, we've been pulled.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No one told me about Stacey Morrison's hard out, that's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No, that's working around another brand that's even more difficult.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
And the other thing is you've got the immovable object
of Dame Lisa Carrington, the gut and the boat.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah. Well she seems to be she seems to be
pretty asked in the K one five hundred, but not
very fast at getting around the interview ship.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
We just not do that, Ben Lisa.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, Jesus, but we'll be happy about it if we've
been Lisa after talking about her coming in for thirty minutes,
and what's it going to do to our listenership.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's not a great look for.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Us, or what is not a great lot? Man, Lane,
come in here and we'll talk to Lisa as well,
and then we'll just call that the Engender podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, well I thought I was on the Junia podcast.
It's laying on it as well today.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, Lane's on it too.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, thet's get Lane in here as well. But then
that can get two dogs with one. But it's going
to get confronted with six dudes for.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It's not the first time. Remember Julian gender.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
We can we interviewed Julian Jenda with so much KFC
and so much alcohol in his system and six guys
around the desk vegetarian is as you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And just shocking bo in the studio that afternoon.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Oh man fronting Lisa.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
There no that easy to confuse that woman out there
for Lisa, but that's not Lisa.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Well, should we get that woman in here as well
to interview Lisa.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Then it will be good to have her thoughts.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Actually, yeah, that's the other it's six dudes. You know
we need a fear and balance.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Actually, good point.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Okay, all right, well I'll go and round up everyone
that I can find one that looks should.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
We NFL Fantasy Draft at the same time.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Well that's a good point because we're gonna have to
fit that in as well.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If you get twelve people in Tom Harper, Tom Halfer's wife,
Tom Happer's dad.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Well they're in Edinburgh. But then we also got Chris
and Lizzer in Chicago, so if we could wire them all. Look, jar,
I'd love to have no offens in my calendar, but
there's a lot of moving parts going on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We've got Spooge in the fantasy draft tonight. He's been
drinking all day. Ship's on here. Well, he's been drinking
all day and it's only ten.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Do we need to tell Lisa's Dame Lisa Carrington that
actually Spooge is wasted right now and he's on his
way over, but he could be way late, so we
need we need to wait for him. But Stacey Morrison
does have a heart out.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Spooge has got a hard end.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Can we get mister Marcia to read some terror cards
on here for Dame Lisa.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Shall we put this podcast to bed and then come
back with the interview with Lisa tomorrow on a fresh slate,
and this, this whole thing's.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Will be a big I think very careful about this,
And then we.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Don't have to do a podcast tomorrow because we've talked
to Lisa and we've got one on the bank, and
we've made a lot of time tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Should we Okay, that's an idea, and then yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Then maybe I could do the Agenda podcast tomorrow and
see it today.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Because no one can actually listen to the podcast now
because it's been so long and we've been back and forth.
So we've been back and then it's a disaster. I
can break and then back too many times.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
If she hang on, Sorry, we do need to take
a break really quick.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
And we're back with my nice Stewart.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So all I'm hearing is so we're gonna been I'm
going to be bend out of here. You're going to
have been the Agenda podcast. You guys are going to
talk to Dame Lisa Carrington today, but release it tomorrow
as if it was recorded tomorrow, which sets you up
for tomorrow, which is great. Where does that leave Stacey
Morrison and her heart out.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, she wins, she does, she gets her heart out
and spoongs with the soft in. Well, I don't think
spoos is making it to the funk call clutch NFL
Fantasy League Draft tonight.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Now do I have to do the podcast with the
Taro card?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So she's going to come in and do somers with a vape.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And so I've somehow ended up with her in the
gender podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Right, and I've got no event, so I'm off home.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, there's a whole camera crew there for someone.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't know what that's for.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
It seems like we've gotten to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Guess that's it. If you just work through things in
a logical fashion and you don't get too stressed, there's
always as a solution.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It'll always always work itself out. I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, okay, thanks, all right, and
we're okay. We've got an update. So this with what
the bottomnet was. Mike Costking had an interview with name
Lisa Carrington upstairs and he held her on too long,
way too long. You wouldn't let it go. Then she
had to go to Zidim and then Stacey Morrison had
a heart out, so finally got through zid and I
(30:49):
think John and Bid had some pranks they need to
play on her. She went into the studio and they
threw a bucket of water in the face and said
through this. Yeah, and and so that's happened and now
and Stacey had the heart out. So now she's in
three with Flavor, so she will be on our show tomorrow,
which we're actually record in a few minutes. Jerry's in
the studio shooting the ad that he had to shoot.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So it's all been sorted out. Manaia Stewart's trying to
chase Jerry out to record the Agenda podcast. So it's
all going to be sorted out. So tomorrow stick with us.
We will have Lise, Dame Lisa Carrington on the Daily
Bespoke podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Okay, did you see how urgent and anxious Gelane was
looking at us from the kitchen as well? So he
is invested in this. He needs this to happen really.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Fast as well.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Should we get him in?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
No, we're not getting another voice in. Okay, we'll see
tomorrow with Dame Lisa. I'm head with that, you guys, Yeah,
that was fine. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I mean, I genuinely did get lost there.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah in the last night.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Look after about half an hour, I've edmund.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was confused. But hey, yeah, look I'm hed with that.
You know, you seem busy. We'll see tomorrow for Lisa Carrington. Hello,
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La la, la la la. Let's get It's the fourth
of September in the year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four.
Welcome all you bespoke, you donkeys, the Daily Bespoke Podcast
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and could you want to kill you? To clean up
this place. We've got a bloody dame coming in. Jerry, clean,
clean up your act. There's a dame, Dame Lisa Carrington's
coming into the podcast. Your bloody miss Lisa. Dame Lisa's
coming in. There's rubbish, every weird. This pair of Jason
Hoyt's jocks just just in the doorway there. Oh, there,
there's a bloody mess in here. We've got a dame
coming in to put a canoe in here. Kayak fox don't.
(01:00):
I'll tell you if she came in and there was
a canoe in here, the fucking ship would go down.
Imagine that she comes in here and you just got
a Jerry's peddling around the studio and a canoe.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
She's a flat water water canoeist.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Actually is a canoe and kayak the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
She's a flat water canoeist.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You probably think she gets up on one knee.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, she's not one of those ones. What are those
called fact that's canoeing, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So so a canoe a kayak is a subset of canoes, right, canoes?
But no, you don't roll on a canoe. You're rowing
a boat a row boat. Okay, well that's different.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She has no idea, and you don't sail in a
canoe a canoe. That's a good question, Dame Lisa. What's
the difference between a kayak and a canoe?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Was it a sloop?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Was it a slop? Or was it a canoe or
a sloop? Or was it as the other.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The guy told the police that they got into a
K four canoe, O K four kayak.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Or another funk catch.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But no, he told cops that guy said that I
dropped the water Taxi guys said I dropped them off
at a K four kayak And the cops are like, no,
it was a it was a sloop.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I was there, you know, Lise, Dame Lisa has won
eight gold medals. That's good joke and one bronze. No
I missed that, she's one eight.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Said again, please do the guy in the water tax
he said I dropped them off at a bloody K
four kayak. Four person kayak and the cops said no, no,
it was a catch mate, and people saying it's a
lot different.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
K four kayak, just realizing I didn't miss that one.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I didn't miss it, so I just sort of ignored it.
So Dame Lisa, the Lady of the Lake, go in
the boat a Olympic golds one bronze, no silvers the second.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You have to see that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You have to find them the brewery of the day
problem to solve the Edmund family, Edmund problem of the day.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What were you saying so.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Too the I was there with Dame Lisa in twenty twelve.
I was there with her in London, in London, Yeah,
for her first gold while were you with her? I
was just with her there, I was. I wasn't actually there,
but I was with her watching it live.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
From New Zealand. Yeah, I just for a sticking there.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I made it sound like that you might have been
kind of involved with the process and you were trying
to take some kind of credit for Dame Lissa's gold
metal back in two thousand as twelve.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, maybe my watching it put something into the universe.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Now, Dame that worked.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
No, I think maybe the work that she put in
before the Olympic Games might have played a bigger part
than you just turn on your Telly at home and
watching it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Jar, you know, I'm going to ask Dame Lisa. The
first thing I want to say is, Dame Lisa. For
Dame Lisa, could you feel me during your twenty twelve
K one two meet a victory? Can you not ask
that in London? Could you feel me? Because I was
there with you?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Do you know what I think you should add in there?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Have you been able to feel me the whole time? Seat?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
There's a problem around the way you're winding this question, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But I'm there with her in the boat, and like
I think, are there And I think she'll probably say, yep,
I felt all of New Zealand with me there in
the boat. I felt them in the boat.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I don't think they did. Medie were just talking about
fucking Jerry thinks that he's the blame or to congratulate
for the twenty twelve gold medal for.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Her first goal. I was there with her in the boat,
and I'm going to say, could you feel me in
the boat with you? Could you feel me helping you along?
Do you do you feel that that puss.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Was that the K one, the K two, K one
two hundred, K one two hundred yep, I'm doing the
K one two hundred any more. Other won in London
she got the K actually got gold in the K
one two hundred yep. And Rio di Janeiro she got
gold in the K one two hundred. Yeah, doty she
(05:02):
got K one two hundred yep, K one five hundred,
K two five hundred, O K one five hundred, OK
two five. And then Paris she got the K one
five hundred, O K two five hundred, K four five hundred.
There was no K one two hundred. No, And just
so you know this is good, a little bit of research.
I've done a bit of research on the whole K thing.
Is there no three?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's not kidamine, it's it means kayak one, So that's
a one person kak. The K one is a one person,
the K two is a two.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Couldn't they call it a single kayak two hundred, double
kayak two hundred? Is there no triple kayak? Good question, No,
there's no trouble. There's a quad though. Are the kayaks
but enough? They look small?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's another question we can ask you you are we
running this mess? You're runing this down. This is some
high level stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, so far.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I've got question has it made out of carbon fiber?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How much does one of those kayaks cost? Like a
good kayak? Because you can't just get you can't go
out at like a canoe that you get out the
back of a the resort and on Plantation Island, rarat resort,
at a Club RaRo, you can't take the you can't
just go out there and the leaky old canoe from
out the back of Club Larro.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've got another question, so do I Okay, I've got
a really good question. So when you go to Raratonga
and you get in a kayak, this is what I do?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You go?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
You really do you just kind of like do you
look for technique? Can you go from one place to
an armor and just cruise it or pass you off
and you have to pace it?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
She received some question.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Explain that again. So if you get in a resort kayak,
if you're Dame Lisa Carrington.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm asking this to dames. Okay, so you pretend you're
Dame Lisa. Okay, she doesn't that's so offensive. She doesn't
do that with any we have a dame coming and
you okay, so Dame Lisa. Yes, Jerry, I've been thinking
about this question for a long time. I'm excited to
hear your question, Jeremy, since the K one two hundred
(07:04):
in London in twenty twelve when I was there with
you on the boat.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You guys have got shit chemistry, just saying when you
go to a resort like.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or like Plantation Island or whatever, Braro whatever, what's Club RaRo?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like a it's like a resort in rat.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When you go there. No, should I ask you first?
What tropical resorts have you been to in your life?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And then I'll be like, you must be it's pretty cold,
you sort of must be looking to think about going
somewhere in the tropics something and there. I've always wondered
when you get into a kayak, one of those crap kayaks, firstly,
do you know how crap they are? Secondly, do you
power it? Do you pace it? Do you look for
technique or do you just paddle? Can you switch off
and dislocate yourself from the paddling technique? Yeah, that's a
(07:55):
good kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Wait to hear answer that question.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
She's got a skirt, you'd be very careful what you've
se next.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I haven't seen it yet, no, but you know, like
she doesn't kayak with a skirt on the did so
for a start, you don't get that at Club Arrow, mate,
there's no nah. So I tell them my story about
when I took my kids out on a canoe from
Club Rarow and then we got out and then it sunk,
and then I had to I had to pull them
(08:24):
back to shore in the rescue position with my hands
around both their chests.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, don't tell no, don't tell her that strong. And
I got back and I said to the.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Guy, well, your canoes out there are sunk. And the
guy goes, oh, yeah, some of them are in great condition.
I'm like, okay, mate, thanks Club RaRo, I won't be
drinking any of your bloody branded Sashet fruit drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
How important is the boat? Yeah, well they're all exactly
the same, because I know in rowing, Yeah, like you
can get some real old pegs, some real heavy old pegs.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like uh.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Controversy at MAGS would they spend all the money on
the flesh boats for the girl's boats and not the
Boy's boats of the boat boys. We're having to compete
in old tubs.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What they're say an old tub? Yeah, so I reckon
that those are like, that's up for those are We
could just end the interview after that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I want to ask about Bucky.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I want to ask if she vapes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't know if Dame Lisa vapes. I gotta be
honest with you, but.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You've got to ask that are you vaping?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Still?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Are you off the Who was that one?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She definitely doesn't vape? Why not? I mean, look at
the rest, it's Bucky on the BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How do you think you got them?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Bucky? Do you think that's his excell name?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He's not a Bronco. Mate, he's not a Bronco you
got them name from? He's on the Bucky Bonks. Oh
there is a Bronco.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I wonder if he's ever had a sea bong. You
gotta be careful with the sea bong. You don't want
to go down too low because seawater come up in
your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Lisa, did you call.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Them like you?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh my god, see this is oh nosh oh oh no,
that oh that's disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Even even can you be that Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Mean, you have a brain explosion and you make a mistake.
It's not your fault. You're twenty five. He's got a
heart on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey, I've had a plan.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
We've got those Graham Norton bottles of wine. They're signed
signed by Graham Norton. I just got a new buffet
and it's got slots to put bottles of wine and
take them home. Mate, But let's take him home and
take home and then what do.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You mean a new buffet?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
A buffet is like a piece of furniture that that
you keep shipping. No, it's a buffet. It's got a buffet.
It's like a it's kind of like a fency under
TV thing. We're gonna put it under the TV like
a cabinet you've where you put shit in it, like
glasses and stuff. And it's got slots for bottles of wine. Anyway,
who wants to be part of a practical joke where
(11:11):
I take those home and then we start a panic
that someone stolen them.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, see, I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like a prank?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A prank?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Are you trying to.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Because there was a mystery about like a bottle of
champagne that went missing, and there was another mystery about
twenty bottles of peanut that went missing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, I'll only be involved in a prank if it's
with my fourteen year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I will Okay, well we can include here. If we
we can include here, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So so we'll steal those bottles of wine. I'll take
those bottle of wine home. Right, I'll take the bottles
wine home, and then we'll say the mash starts the
rumor that must get your daughter came in and stole them. Yeah,
and then it's good, and then we'll call the police
for some tough lub.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, tough love. Okay, I like it like that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So because remember those that time when the police stormed
in and caught your kids in the bath?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, well they called what's one one one? My kids
called one one one. They were in the bar when
they were outside playing in the garden.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But when the cops came around, they were in the barth.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, the cops came around and then they I didn't
know that they called one on one because you know
one of those bloody phones a landline.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, it was a landline. You know, a mobile landline ship.
That's a business. That's the real ass has fallen out
of mobile landlines. Yeah, so they had one of those,
a connacher. They called connacher. They were, they were a
connacher and my cousins had Connickersnica. Oh, and they're in
the guard Yeah, with the area and there in the garden.
(12:45):
They called one They didn't mean to call one one one.
Oh maybe they did, that's what you say now. But anyway,
the police camera, how were they? They were in the bath.
I was making love to in the kitchen. They tasted, well,
you just need well, you're making love in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh, have I let go too much of this?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, I think I remember a bit of this. I
think I saw that because I was looking through the
window at the time I was.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I knew I had a weird feeling in my knees
about the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Was a trayler with a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Are you and George mcflying? You and George mcflying.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I watched the whole thing from up a tree in disguise.
I watched your kids call one on one then and
then I watched the police come around then, and I
know Tulsi and Jerry are making love. I was so annoyed.
I watched the movie The Devil Did Me To and
there's a joke that I made that we just didn't sell.
So the idea was that the two main characters were
(13:46):
making love. Randy and Tracy were the name main characters,
and they were making love. And then I flick a
light on and my character has been sitting in the
corner the whole time, gearing year and who's on in
the corner? And he goes to twns on light gates,
Have I got a deal for you? And then and
then the Tracy goes, if you be watching all the time,
I say, that's not important. For some reason, I think
(14:09):
it's a good gag, but we didn't form it, we
didn't film it, so it really landed. So anyway, I
was up a tree and I saw this whole thing
play out. But you can't really tell stories like that
when you get a dame coming in, Nah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You can't. So we've got it. We'll keep it to
keep it to kaya King, Okay, keep it to kaya King,
Lumperks Metals, et cetera. When we come back.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Dame Lisa Carrington, I had a kay yak once like
I'd eaten a lot of food and I throw up.
It was a kai yak.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You know, when you apply for that that wasn't there,
but it was once again.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's another great joke of mine that hasn't been really,
we haven't really got the best out of it.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
When you apply for something for an exemption for like
a league or something like that, if you're looking for
a dispensation, Oh yeah, do you mind? I want to
you saying that we have to stick to kayak questions.
I can I just apply for the dispensation. I'd like
to ask some questions around Bucky. I think that's an
OK line questioning. I won't take it where I took
it earlier. I made a mistake there.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, you don't see us bring up Lauren on the
show your girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
No, I see that happened very often. No, she's fine.
That's not very good. Yeah, in fact, I've got no
she's not wearing No, she's not wearing anything. To know
she actually she is wearing something today?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Does she?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
She says, look at your eyes cracked up?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
When I see there, you should have sit the other
day she is there, she went past so the other day.
I mean Jerry were driving around and we saw Lauren
and Jerry gave her the eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, well this is I mean, this is a conversation
that we could have another day, but.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The eyes. It was a long lock.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, she was talking to me and I was talking
to hear this is about We were driving past with
the windows up.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
This is on Monday, isn't it. This was on Monday. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
She came home that night and I had the best
day ever met Jerry. You know that kind of stuff.
Jerry was looking into my soul out of the back
of the wind Matt looked really good in the backseat
of the car, all this kind of stuff. What did
you get up to? Oh, we were just doing something filming. Okay,
that's great, babe. What was going on? I got no information?
So a few boys could stop looking so smart.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
She waved us, villain, She waved at us in a
fictatious manner. Did you and full di stlagere was in
the script. It was in the script, and it was
shooting of an ad And so I've been a little
bit disingenuous with how I've told that story.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, because we drove past for a ad. We were
shooting in it in a car.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Relieve you've heralded it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I'm relieved.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What the hero where you've Jeremy Wells drove past a
young lady and gave her a long, lingering steer as
the headline and right at the back after seven hundred
eighty words that said they were shooting an ad and
that was in the script.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
We were playing Clarence Carter stroking as we drove past.
Does that make it creepier?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Or yeah it does?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What are we going to do? We've got coming. What
are we going to do about that plunger that's beside
the Jesus with no head?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's waiting for when Mary Dicky comes in.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And we've also got a DVD that reads the Da
Vinci Chode.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, after the break.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Cleaning up, after the break, it's nine thirty three? Is
she at reception?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Rood of for God?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
So I've got to do the a Gender podcast at
night that I've.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Been stroking baronesses and flavor, fucking classic Flavor, classic flavor.
Are we actually breaking?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, right, okay, okay, and we're back. No, no, we're
not back, Okay you boys, good to go.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, we're not back.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, right, come on, we need to go back out
the door.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Okay, okay, we're okay. Now we're going and we're coming
back with Lisa. Yeah yeah, okay, cool, there's going to
be a rumble out here. Actually we're back.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're back.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now, we're not We're not back. We are back. It's
going to be a rumble because Dame Lisa Carrington has
lingering and zdium. Yeah, Flavor is supposed to be next
and then, but I'm under time pressure, huge time pressure.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Actually, okay, okay, we got an update.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We've got an update.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You've got an update, an update, just.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Tell them what you told me.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
So we're women to have the Dame first of Flavor.
Stace has to travel oh no afterwards, So it's kind
of go to depend on how long you guys want with.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
That's what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So we need to go first, and I've got so Stacey,
it's got a hard out, Yeah, effectively, because I've got
a very soft out. What got a soft out? It
sounds a lot like I've just got to go and
do a gender podcast with Manya Stewart. Oh fucking so,
offer a text to Mania Stewart. We want Dame for
I ring man, I'll ring Blake. How long do you
(18:47):
want Dame Dame Lisa for?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I think realistically we're probably going to be like ten
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
We wanted the same.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You're playing a game with the Yeah, we're testing on music. Okay,
so she are you going to ruin her for us?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Is that were?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
That that is the goal.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We don't do any of our questions.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Don't take any of our shake our questions, no lines
of questioning around Bucky.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Nothing about Bucky and Bucky Bongs and what they call
him Bucky. Okay, nothing about that. Nothing, Blake, you keep
that to yourself, just ringing mini. Oh yet, see how
that goes? No questions about what were you going to
ask her about?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Um?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But I've forgotten being there in the boat with it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
There's a lot of movies to write them down.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh I did somewhere.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Hey, you going to mate? You're on here on the
Met and Jerry Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got a Dame
Lisa Carrington coming and she's running a bit late and
she needs to got to flavor first, and Stacey Morrison's
got a heart out. So it's the right if we
push the Ginder Podcast back to about ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, he's got a heart out as well.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh you're filming? What time? You're filming in the studio?
I'm filming in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You're filming in the studio, not me?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You are? What are we filming?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Blake? If you need to go, seriously, you can go.
We'll come.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
You go because otherwise I've got a hard and we'll
get Stacey Morrison. She's got a heart out. Yeah, I know,
I know.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Can you put him on speaker please?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Actually sorry, I'll put you on speaker. We're not doing
I've got you're on speaking I.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Can't hear whoever that is?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Pim and Iyah.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And I?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So what what what are what are our time? What
pressure is on us around the Gunda podcast time?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Was?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We are using the same studio to film other stuff,
so we need to start at ten at about ten
forty bloody? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay, well it sounds like I've got I'm going to actually.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Probably go and do that now, are you? Why don't
you do that now? Fantasy draft tonight?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, I'm ready and prepared for they Look, why are
you going to do it now? I guess we've got
fifteen minutes with the podcast, the junior podcast along the
fifteen minutes, mate, not.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Really not if you don't want it to be, it
shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But unfortunately, should we get hard on it? Now?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What a fleet for doing with it?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Covering?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, look, you're wasting time. Just do it now, your muppets.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Can we do a co but just put can we
just do it? Can we just do a cob and
put this out on the on the gender feat about Okay,
oh you're not here, No he's he's over the way.
All right, Okay, thanks, thanks for understanding. All right, sim
(21:41):
you've got the cut NFL Fantasy Draft.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh Jesus film, No, no, that's not. What do you filming?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's not till five?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
What do you film me?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know anything about filming?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Is Lauren involved again?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, we'll be back with Dame Lisa Carrington in just
a moment.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, that's a distant mousle.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No we're not. No, we're not back. It's no, no,
we're back. We're out again. We're not.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's no leasa's no sign.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
We're not We're not she said, flavor, that's not here.
That's not here. Flavor. Flavor is schneffling it. We're not back,
she's snuffling her. Hey, we're not back. I'm back. No,
you're not. You're not meant to be back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So as the mikes, the mikes on, Yeah, we're just hit.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Thirty minutes in this podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We're not back. This isn't abort.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Excuse me, we're not back. Why are we going?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We've actually got We're not back at the moment. Can
we bring us back?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now we're back? We're not actually back.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I've got someone to say, we've finally got a market
a Yes, Dame Lisa Carrington. This is a real feather
our cat, and we've made a whole. This is just
turning into an absolute chamuz Can I just point out
one thing.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
For you, Jerry and Mash. The person that got the
lead on this interview was not me. It was Matt Heath.
Oh wow, you got the leading.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It organized another shitterh yeah, I knew, and you had
these other things to do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I knew that someone was so classic of you. It's look,
one of us is fucked up. Who it is doesn't
really matter. Let's just accept that one of us has
booked five things at the same.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Strikes for you used to know you had the Shamoza
with Norman Ola in a zoom.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well would it kill people to film me while I'm
doing this podcast while I'm doing another podcast at the
same time. Why do I have to be what do
I have to be shunted from pillar to post all
the time? Why can't we Why can't Lisa Carrington, the
Nice Stewart and whatever advertising I'm filming all happen like concurrently,
Like you know when you when you get sentences, you
sentences concurrently.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
The good thing is, through the magic of podcasts, we
can take a break and we'll be back with Lisa
Carrington and just the moment in the night.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Boys, we don't have Lisa, So that's the people that listen.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
To it don't know that every time we go away,
we're away for ten fifteen minutes and we come back
and then nothing. Nothing's changed me anyway. The only thing
that's changing is the amount of pressure that's building.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The good thing is we've playing lots of heads.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So since there there's all this pressure building, I feel
like we should just dial in on the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
The problem is when we're playing lots of ed jury,
we're advertising other podcasts generally in those airs good ways,
So we're actually doing a lot of damage to the pod.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, so Mesha, you've got some notes taken.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
What have you written?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well, we've just been going for so long that I
feel like we should probably run a bit of a
refresher on the line of questioning. We're going to Dame Lisa.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
With you vape?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, so kicking things off with do you want to
hone slash?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Do you vapes?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Lest you you're still on the hons, just let me
know and here you go and your partials over to
day and then jury.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
We're not calling her dame by the way, that's not
her name's not Dame Lisa.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Have some fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Is it? Dane Lisa?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Like my my brother in law, Dane Lisa, Dame Lisa?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Did you just single Dave and Lisa in?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay? Then the second quiesh oh God, can.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We take break and storming in from the Agenda podcast?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Take a break and we'll go back with from the
Agenda Podcast in just a moment.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
We took that break. Thank you very much for that.
I needed the brother I wouldn't. I'm storming it. So
apparently it's you that actually is filming this morning in
the same studio we're using for the Agenda podcast. Jerry, Yeah,
what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I don't know what it is, but all I know
is that the whole studio has been set up for
some sort of video shoot.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, could we shoot the could we record the Agenda
podcast in here? Because she's not making it in today
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Here's here's my here's my calendar for the day.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
It says no events, We're to nothing. Jeremy has no event,
so I thought that he had to be in the
studio film mixed up, so we couldn't do the podcast then,
But actually it turns out that it's Jerry.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You can't y, you can't book the Agenda podcast studio. Well,
I've got no podcast, has got a lot now hang on,
no event. So Jerry's saying no events. I'm hearing Jerry
is supposed to be in there. I thought you were
supposed to be event.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Where does Stacey Morrison come into this, because she's got
a hard out shake. Stacey's got a hard out.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, she's got a hard I think what we do.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is you staying here for the Lisa Carrington interview and
we donate that into the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Okay, and then you go into the other studio and
do Jerry's filming for it.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Then you and me meet up and we'll do the
starting the end of the Gender podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay, matthe if you could check an event in Jerry's calendar.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Because I've got no events in there at the moment.
So can we take a break and then when we
come back we will have arranged everything.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is a look pind the curtains of how complex
it is to be a broadcaster in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
A lot of moving parts.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
God man, we've been pulled.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No one told me about Stacey Morrison's hard out, that's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No, that's working around another brand that's even more difficult.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
And the other thing is you've got the immovable object
of Dame Lisa Carrington, the gut and the boat.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah. Well she seems to be she seems to be
pretty asked in the K one five hundred, but not
very fast at getting around the interview ship.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
We just not do that, Ben Lisa.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, Jesus, but we'll be happy about it if we've
been Lisa after talking about her coming in for thirty minutes,
and what's it going to do to our listenership.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's not a great look for.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Us, or what is not a great lot? Man, Lane,
come in here and we'll talk to Lisa as well,
and then we'll just call that the Engender podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, well I thought I was on the Junia podcast.
It's laying on it as well today.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, Lane's on it too.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, thet's get Lane in here as well. But then
that can get two dogs with one. But it's going
to get confronted with six dudes for.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It's not the first time. Remember Julian gender.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
We can we interviewed Julian Jenda with so much KFC
and so much alcohol in his system and six guys
around the desk vegetarian is as you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And just shocking bo in the studio that afternoon.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Oh man fronting Lisa.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
There no that easy to confuse that woman out there
for Lisa, but that's not Lisa.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Well, should we get that woman in here as well
to interview Lisa.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Then it will be good to have her thoughts.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Actually, yeah, that's the other it's six dudes. You know
we need a fear and balance.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Actually, good point.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Okay, all right, well I'll go and round up everyone
that I can find one that looks should.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
We NFL Fantasy Draft at the same time.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Well that's a good point because we're gonna have to
fit that in as well.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
If you get twelve people in Tom Harper, Tom Halfer's wife,
Tom Happer's dad.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Well they're in Edinburgh. But then we also got Chris
and Lizzer in Chicago, so if we could wire them all. Look, jar,
I'd love to have no offens in my calendar, but
there's a lot of moving parts going on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We've got Spooge in the fantasy draft tonight. He's been
drinking all day. Ship's on here. Well, he's been drinking
all day and it's only ten.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Do we need to tell Lisa's Dame Lisa Carrington that
actually Spooge is wasted right now and he's on his
way over, but he could be way late, so we
need we need to wait for him. But Stacey Morrison
does have a heart out.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Spooge has got a hard end.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Can we get mister Marcia to read some terror cards
on here for Dame Lisa.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Shall we put this podcast to bed and then come
back with the interview with Lisa tomorrow on a fresh slate,
and this, this whole thing's.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Will be a big I think very careful about this,
And then we.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Don't have to do a podcast tomorrow because we've talked
to Lisa and we've got one on the bank, and
we've made a lot of time tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Should we Okay, that's an idea, and then yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Then maybe I could do the Agenda podcast tomorrow and
see it today.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Because no one can actually listen to the podcast now
because it's been so long and we've been back and forth.
So we've been back and then it's a disaster. I
can break and then back too many times.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
If she hang on, Sorry, we do need to take
a break really quick.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
And we're back with my nice Stewart.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So all I'm hearing is so we're gonna been I'm
going to be bend out of here. You're going to
have been the Agenda podcast. You guys are going to
talk to Dame Lisa Carrington today, but release it tomorrow
as if it was recorded tomorrow, which sets you up
for tomorrow, which is great. Where does that leave Stacey
Morrison and her heart out.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, she wins, she does, she gets her heart out
and spoongs with the soft in. Well, I don't think
spoos is making it to the funk call clutch NFL
Fantasy League Draft tonight.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Now do I have to do the podcast with the
Taro card?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So she's going to come in and do somers with a vape.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And so I've somehow ended up with her in the
gender podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Right, and I've got no event, so I'm off home.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, there's a whole camera crew there for someone.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't know what that's for.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
It seems like we've gotten to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Guess that's it. If you just work through things in
a logical fashion and you don't get too stressed, there's
always as a solution.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It'll always always work itself out. I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, okay, thanks, all right, and
we're okay. We've got an update. So this with what
the bottomnet was. Mike Costking had an interview with name
Lisa Carrington upstairs and he held her on too long,
way too long. You wouldn't let it go. Then she
had to go to Zidim and then Stacey Morrison had
a heart out, so finally got through zid and I
(30:49):
think John and Bid had some pranks they need to
play on her. She went into the studio and they
threw a bucket of water in the face and said
through this. Yeah, and and so that's happened and now
and Stacey had the heart out. So now she's in
three with Flavor, so she will be on our show tomorrow,
which we're actually record in a few minutes. Jerry's in
the studio shooting the ad that he had to shoot.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So it's all been sorted out. Manaia Stewart's trying to
chase Jerry out to record the Agenda podcast. So it's
all going to be sorted out. So tomorrow stick with us.
We will have Lise, Dame Lisa Carrington on the Daily
Bespoke podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Okay, did you see how urgent and anxious Gelane was
looking at us from the kitchen as well? So he
is invested in this. He needs this to happen really.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Fast as well.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Should we get him in?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
No, we're not getting another voice in. Okay, we'll see
tomorrow with Dame Lisa. I'm head with that, you guys, Yeah,
that was fine. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I mean, I genuinely did get lost there.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah in the last night.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Look after about half an hour, I've edmund.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was confused. But hey, yeah, look I'm hed with that.
You know, you seem busy. We'll see tomorrow for Lisa Carrington. Hello,
I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the Matt
and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen
to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get
barred up about anyway. Set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,
all those great things. It really helps myself and Jerry
(32:14):
and to a lesser extent, mess and ruder. If you
want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out
the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And
while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen
Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out now
get it wherever you get your books, or just google
the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless Blessed, blessed, give them a taste of key we
(32:36):
from me,
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