John Key Feeds The Chickens - The Radio Highlights Pod October 1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
Bless Blessed, Blessed the Martin Jerry Show. Load up on
landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Did you pay for this unregistered guest last night called
the rather fit Master the meaning and I had better
get home or a sup heal becold.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yep, now we got it from this junkie.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
This is an important one, do you from your Downsteads dot.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yes, it's quite spiritual. At the moment, and do you drink?
What a give you a boy? What's wrong with you?
What do I stand the night? After ten years on the.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Jerry Briefs Show, I'm leaving the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Money, welcome along to the Met and Jerry Show. It
is our victory that this week, the last week of
the Med and Jerry Show, final day is going to
be Friday. Yeah, huge day on Friday on the show,
and then after the show. I imagine, imagine, I imagine mege
a couple of orange juices. If you know what I mean,

(01:36):
if you know what I mean, beers beers. Yeah, what
you mean by a couple of orange juices? If you
know what I mean, I know what you mean. Mate,
peers wink Wink's alcohol? I got it. Can you imagine
I'm not stupid? Can you imagine me a couple of
couple of orange jes? Something to look forward to? Boys?

(01:58):
You know when you say you're going to have a
big day, never a quite as as big as you
say It's it's like if you have for a whole
week going well, boys, on Friday, it's going to be
a big one. Oh yeah. At about two o'clock in
the afternoon, I'll be like, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
My partner asked me, what what's Friday's plans?

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Looking like, you know, we're going to be going out,
and I said, like, I think there's a high chance
I'm going to be faced out on my bed about
seven o'clock.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
I don't see it going much past at it. That's
going to be a big day.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Fighting anyway, Hey, good news. What today is the first
day of October?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Roctober? Yeah, I still call it there Tuesday, the first
of October, for just to set the amount of sleep.
Still Christmas now, boys?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yeah, a couple of orange juice is still Christmas?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you know what I mean? Boys? Yeah? He is God.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, did.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You that sorry about Blake Barrett yesterday?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Of course there is Dog Roll, Yeah, Scott captain of
the All Blacks yep. There's Jordy Barrett yep. He's not
Captain of the All Blacks, but he's in the All.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Blacks yep, and he's injured at the moment.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
He's Bowden Barrett yep, one hundred and test All Black yep.
And then there's Blake Barrett, their brother who is playing
cricket over in the UK. For Harpston Cricket Club on
a small but picturesque ground in Oxfordshire, capacity a few

(03:28):
picnic tables.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know what I mean? Boys? You mean? You know
what I mean? A couple of orange juices that we
having there, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
A few beers and they've been having a great season
apparently this team with Blake's Blake's team and they are
in the Division two B. And his teammates said to him, home, mate,
I see that your surnames Barrett. You're not related are
you to the to the all Black Barrett's famous ones?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
And he's in I know you and he goes, oh,
I am actually and they said, oh, yeah, cousin, I
was you mate? He said no, no, I'm actually their brother
and they went ah really okay wow, And then they
said why didn't you tell us?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
He said, well, what am I going to do? Tell
you that my brothers are the Barrett brothers, Like, come
in here and rock up and say over a couple
of orange juices.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's classic Barretts, isn't it. They're very humble people. Is
that a picture of him there? Yeah? I mean we
are on radio, so it doesn't help everyone else. Yep.
He looks. Is he an older Barrett brother? No, I
think younger. God, the Barretts, they're come in all shapes
and sizes, don't they. There's a lot of them. There's
a lot of them, all shapes and sizes. Yeah. Well,

(04:37):
how many are there? Eight or something? Is there? I'm
pretty sure. How many are there? Eight? How many.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
There are eight? Come through confirmation? There's eight Barrett kids.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
There's eight Barrett kids. Yeah, wow, boys and girls, heaps
of them. Smiley Barrett was a prolific hence man, wasn't he.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
He's busy. But we're just operating one lady. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I don't think you really call someone a pants man
just operating one lady. Can't you be a pants on
one person? It sounds horrible, biker pants man on the
wrong one person, constantly pististing your part part is just

(05:23):
a constant piste on the one person. I don't know.
I think that's that's there's a there's an honor to that.
What's your favorite Barrett brother? Mine's Blakely did my favorite?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
As?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I think my favorite is body I got? That is
that lame? Is that like liking the Yeah, that's the
oldest one.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, No, I like I've got a lot of time
for dog Roll though. I like dog Roll, and I've
got a lot of time for for Bloody, for Bloody
on Noodle as well.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, I've got a lot of time for I mean,
he's a talented man, that guy.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
That guy is a great cricketer.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It could have been an international cricketer, could have been
in fact, they all could have been international everything.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
But is it possible to dislike any of the Barretts?
Could you dislike? None of them? Never done nothing bad
to me?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Mate, Show me a person who dislikes the Barretts, and
I'll show you not a very good person.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, Barrett don't ever done no wrong to me. They
have never done anything to you. I had nothing to
do with you, would they?

Speaker 9 (06:20):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Podcast The Final Matt and Week of Matt and Jerry Shows.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Sir, ever this week the final show coming up on Friday.
This morning, Hey, I was looking at my in New
Zealand at for some reason, I was checking my status
and then I noticed there's a flight in there. Anyone
know anything why there's a flight to christitch Oh tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah,
someone on the show tomorrow there's a I've got a
flight to christ Do I anyone else?

Speaker 10 (06:47):
Can?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I just quickly cheer. Sometimes people just insert flights and
they don't insert flights to Germany for.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
The Auckland second of October?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have you one as well? I've got one too at
times yours mine's at nine pm. Wasn't at nine pm?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Mine's at nine pm. I might as well be in
the middle of what tomorrow night?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay? Because I'm looking at mine and I've got one
at twelve pm.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh okay, we're all being shipped off to Cross chich
for my last week?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Are they trying to get me out of town? I
know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
We're meant to go down and maybe do the show
from a spar pool because of the Black Clash or something.
I vaguely remember someone telling me that about a month ago.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're doing this show from a spar pole with Chris Gale.
Really with Chris Gale. I know Chris Scale is coming over.
He loves to get onto the Orange Usance, doesn't he?
If you know what I mean, We're not doing it.
If we're doing it from a spark pool again, why
can't we do it from a spar pall up here.
Last time we did it from a spar pall up here.
Why don't we have to flow to cross ch I've
got a sparpale at my house.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Why don't we just get the sound effects of the
spar pole and pretend that we're doing it in a
sparkle and we do it here in the student Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
I appreciate your line of thinking, but I think you
might be missing the point. It's not about the fact
that we're doing it from a spaport.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
I think it's about the fact that there might be
a black clash happening at some point in christ each
over the next six months.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
He's why we're in christ.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's a radio mesh. Nobody's going to know where we are.
We could say we were in christ. We could be anywhere.
We could say we're in christ Church.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
It's a good point.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
And we could play a spa effect and say we're
in a I mean, we did it for years with
Jacuzie Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
We used to do the show from a jacuzzie every Tuesday.
We even't had different sounds when guests came to that
when they splashed into the spa.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
How do you spell Jacuzi. I want to see if
I've got some audio for this? Jay aye c you
zi zi I okay, let me search. Oh my god, we've.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Actually got something Jacuzzi Tuesday. Oh my goodness, myth Okay,
so we've got something called long splashes. Does this mean that's.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
When someone hopped into the spa where it's effect So okay,
if you're listening at home, now, we're in a spa.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Okay, sow, I'm just getting in apparently, so instead of.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Flying a christ Church, we're just in a spa now,
and so good to be an autotatic christ Church today
for celebrating the Black Clash. We're in a spa. So convincing.
I love it. Someone else just got in or well.

(09:21):
The problem was we used to make a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Of jokes because Laura was also on the Jacuzzie with us,
and we used to make a lot of jokes about
her dumb wheat, and so you'd be halfway through a
baking you just go.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And Laura goes, I'll go, what have you done?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
So?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
There's no putting getting out? Is there? What a lot
of fluids? Man? We used to do that as a joke.
I'll be doing that for real questions that we're not
going to Chris, are we Well, that's why I brought
up that. I doubt it. But just when you see
a flight and your and your and your app, you've
got to you gotta you gotta cancel that, all right.

(09:54):
So we've just done a bit of on your Redmond
there life head man. Apparently according to this, we'll be
speaking with our mate here and read and dam vatory.
Really in this they'll be in the style of the jacuzzi.
I want to get in this jacuzia with people with
the great rigs. No, actually it's a hot spring spar

(10:15):
as well, it's not a jacuzzie. Let's just be clear
about that. Okay, okay, alright, alright, Mattie, Jeremy Wells the
Maiden Cherry Show. That's six eighty three. Time for you
a radio heardeche you use headlines with Jeremy Wells. A
few changes to be aware, I've now have had October.
The tourism levy is increasing from thirty five to one

(10:35):
hundred dollars today. Do I have to pay that? No,
you don't.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
It doesn't affect you or any people listening to this
broadcast currently.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Also, this might affect you.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
People misusing disabled car parks you've done lots in the past,
will be starting with a harsher fine. Penalties have been
hiked to seven hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
But wooh, I've never done that and I never would.
But you can stop in the air as long as
you likes say careful yea. Well, if you're in there
and the engine is still running and you've got an
eye on the on the rear view and someone's just
running into briscos to get something, careful and if you
see someone coming, you're going to reverse out what about them?

(11:15):
And there's four of them and you go for the
so you go. So if you go for the fourth out,
the fourth fittest away, and you leave the engine running,
you got your head out of the window looking back
to make sure someone's not coming, and someone's just running
into briscos. I think that's all right, right, Look, I
think there's a sliding scale of harm. I think we
can all accept that. Now.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
The idea to blanketly say if you park in a
disabled car park you are a terrible, terrible person. I
think there's different types of terrible people. As you said,
if there are four disabled car parks and there's nobody
else in the car, and there's no and there's other
car parks that are quite close by, and it's a
sunny day, and you stay in the car and the

(11:57):
person just runs in and runs out again.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Someone else runs it and runs.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Out, and you and you and you are outside the car, vigilant, waiting, looking,
looking for anybody that might be coming, and nobody arrives.
You've possibly done not too much harm in that situation.
But if you're in a what if it's raining, it's
absolutely passing down.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You see a person with a disabled stick at you
pass them on the inside and you skeat it and
take the last disabled part.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, then you to go to jail. You one hundred
and fifties bucks. Fine, there's not enough for you.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You should get taste it for that. You should be
the loads.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
All right, let's just accept it's a sliding scale. Yeah
it's it's not all bad.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah. Well.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It is the largest motorcycle rally in the Southern Hemisphere.
Set to return to him a cargo in February. The
Bert Monroe Challenge will kick off with the Southland Honda
Track Day, followed by five other common visions across the
five Days.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bert Monray, yep, all all right. You know when my
mum went to see The World Fastest INDI in that
movie and Anthony Hopkins, she goes, I left with her
was many years ago, and she says to me, terrible
accent from Anthony Hopkins. And my mum lived on the
same street. She grew up on the same street as
Bert Monroe. So she goes, terrible accent and she said,

(13:22):
he's doing the other side of him vicagoing the accent
from the other side of him, the whole other side
of town. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's not bad form that very excellent specific. Yeah, you
get further south, you get very specific about that. They
did the same thing in tone Eaton with quid side
of the Octagon you're on.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I can tell if you're born South of the Octagon
by your accent.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Rolling they are and the Black Ferns are coming to
terms with the shock defeat to Ireland to start their
campaign at rugby's women's fifteen.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
One in Vancouver.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Is that how you say that the world number seven
side stunned New Zealand with a seventy ninth minute converted
try when twenty nine twenty seven, after a players with
sin bend in the second half.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
All right, black fans, YEP lost to Ireland in the
seventh Are you listening?

Speaker 11 (14:14):
No, then Matt and Jerry Show podcast, Why do you
become a kicker sleeper?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
What are you talking about? I watched this YouTube clip
because I was having trouble sleeping lately. I don't even
trouble going to sleep, but I was having trouble staying
sleep right through the night. And I watched this this YouTube.
I can't remember his name is, maybe he's called the
sleep Doc or something humiliating like that, and he was like,
making being a good sleep at one of the things

(14:39):
of your life, just that you're a sleeping champion, that
you sleep the shit out of your bed. That is,
how do you sleep the shit out of your bed? Well?
I did it last night. You just you just you're
with it. No, it does sound like that. No I didn't.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I slept right through the night powerfully. And what you
do is when you wake up. That's the thing. Because
when you wake up and you go for a week
and all those kind of things, the thing that's keeping
you awake is that your heart rate goes up. You
have to have your heart rate has to be quite
low to sleep. So when you get up and go
to the toilet, you go up in a hurry or whatever.
Your heart's right up there right. So when you do
get up to go for the toilet, one of the

(15:12):
things he says is get up very slowly and just
keep your heart rate low. And then when you get
back into the bed, or even if you just wake up,
there's a very simple breathing thing you do that's been
proven to slow your heart rate down, and it's actually
slowing your heart rate down that's you're back to sleep,
which is just breathing in for seven seconds, holding for four,

(15:39):
and then breathing out for nine. And if you do
that a few times, your heart rate low lowers again.
And then you do that three times and your heart
rate lowers again, or as many times as you can be.
The heart rate lowers again, and then you go back
to sleep. Quite simply, so I did that last night. Also.
The other thing that this humiliatingly named sleep doctor says,

(16:00):
he says he sees, he says, he sees. What he
says he sees what he sees is he says, don't
find out what the time is. No, don't because if
you wake up at like three point thirty and you go, oh,
what time is it? You ask your your elixir or whatever,
your Google Home, or even look at your watch, and
then you're suddenly the next days in your mind and
what you're up to is in your mind.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So just don't find it. Don't look at your bloody
thing of me jigger. I definitely don't look at your phone,
look at you're thinking me, jigger.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Whatever you do. Mans, don't turn the lights. Don't turn
on the lights. On the lights. It's the lights. You
turn on the lights, and you know we're revolved for
sleeping out on the savannah. So when the lights are on,
you're it's the daytime. Don't turn on the lights. You
turn on the lights, and your whole body goes right,
let's go, all right, we're up. And that releases all
the waking, all the waking hormones, all the waking crap.

(16:46):
So I've got a question for you. Is that why
fit people sleep better? What's that?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Because when they get up, their heart rate doesn't get
their heart rate comes back down faster.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I wonder that's interesting, isn't it? Maybe? Yeah, probably I
do also shagged. Excuse me, who's she too?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
If you're shagged, that'll bring the heart right out.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeh, that'll bring the heart right out after that. Yeah.
But that also means you sleep a lot better when
you're tired. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
And then also once after you know you've finished up,
you can sleep.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
A bit generally unless you've done it yourself, and which
coach doesn't quite work as well.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
So a question for you is that why when you're
up on the high velt.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
If you've ever slept on the high velt, you know
at altitude it's bloody heart. You wake up, it's bloody
hard to get back to sleep, right, because you've got
the heart rate going because if you go I once
set it on a high velt and I had to
go upstairs to go wheeze train on one other night
because your heart's trying to pump the blood through, yeah,
and it doesn't come back down again.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Right, That makes sense? Hey, morning, lads, Could I please
get a shout out to my son Nathan. He's twenty
one today. He's a good lad. He's an appreciative mechanic
and the best son I could ever have wished for.
It's from Whay, Oh bless you Nathan Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Hey, does your sleep doctor or whatever he's called, what's
he called the sleep doctor sleep wounder?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, the sleep wonder. Does you talk about self, you know,
pleasuring yourself in the middle of the night and whether
that helps you get back to sleep? Not a lot
so far. Okay, do you not asking him? I'm only
watched one of his one ten minute YouTube clip. Maybe
it's clip number two. I'm sure. I mean, God, if
you if you're running a whole channel on on sleep,
then at some point he's going to have to get

(18:26):
round to that, Okay. Matten Jerry Show Radio Haadeck.

Speaker 12 (18:29):
Matten, Matten Gee, mash Pressus Burtons with his hand for mattenjer.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
So it's Matt's last week here at Radio Haddecke. His
final day is going to be this Friday. You can
send messages through to Matt take them to three four three,
or you can send us a talk back message by
clicking on a little microphone icon on your iheartrad.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And here's just a little montage of some of the
stuff that's been sent through already.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I just wanted to say to man from the bottom
of my heart.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
You sound busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I'll see you ladder.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Boys, can we put the rumors to bed?

Speaker 14 (19:21):
Apparently met heaths to be the bloody lead singer of
LMNOP And you know when I hear the song, all
I see is Matt now and I think if we
can get him on the show having a little bit
of a single of karaoke, if you will, you know,
I think it'll put every one of these you know,
I don't want to go through life not knowing Matt
was actually undercover ALP lead singer.

Speaker 13 (19:42):
Yeah, I got one final message for man Dingle mad
at you and you hear me? Boy, I want you
to get all until new dogs that'd be. I want
you to find Mike Hoskins. He's got a nice tall
beer of you song. I want you to get that beer.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I want you to.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Drink it down.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Boy.

Speaker 13 (19:56):
I want you to take what Mike Hoskin gives you,
and I want you to I think it's on.

Speaker 15 (20:00):
I want you to take that down and get it
in your boy hear me.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
So, Matt, you got a bloodness?

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Yeah, Dawson, here you got me. There's a really tough
time to mate, back of the start of Lockdown. I've
just moved on to a farm by myself with in
the next a seven months and never the opportunity to
meet a new one.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
And you boys got.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
Me through it.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Every morning, got me to work.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Gave me a giggle, and he had me a great.

Speaker 10 (20:23):
Outlook on life, talks a great lessons. I just thank you, Matte.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Do you want to you your boy can eat you on. Matt.
It's John from God's Son listening in Japan.

Speaker 16 (20:33):
I want to saving you in my life and so
will he Oh gues So I'll have to get your book.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Best wishes, So nice Gootty.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'm Matt.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
This is Mike.

Speaker 17 (20:42):
I just wanted to let you know before you hit
off onto new stalks it be how much your your
words have meant to me and my family. We were
listening to you and Jerry's casual chats on the day
that our thought it was born, and it was the
only thing that we could really listen to on the
day that we went to a funeral. So thank you, mate.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Hey, Lizlie tokof I Mango I here.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm absolutely sad.

Speaker 16 (21:06):
To hear that you're leaving it's been a wonderful eleven
years having you punish my ears callings and bleed quite often.
You can absolutely miss you on the radio and of
course to the Spoky podcast. Hopefully you popping every now
and again to see what's happening. Anyway, please mist pless
you seem busy, I'll.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Let you go to Oh man, Oh that's lovely. Well,
you can send three your music just to three four
eight three. You can send us a talk back. Buy
the little microphone icon on your iHeartRadio app. All right,
might if you got to use you coming up?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
We're looking for the four Pillars of mad Heath this morning,
Oh god, are we.

Speaker 10 (21:46):
Certainly are?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You can vote for the four Pillows of man Eth
on three four eight three. You can send us a
message or you can give us a call on eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Akay, it's funny because this is my last week. I've
stopped doing any prep for the show, so thank a surprise.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Matt and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
We've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
I guess you just have to wrap the band aid off.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Did you pay for this unregistered guest last night called
the rather for Mass the mini, I had better get
home or a sup hell big cold yep.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Now we got to iro'm this junky.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
This is an important one.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Do you trim your downstairs? Start discuss? I tell you
what it's saying. It's quite s actual at the moment.
And he do you drink what I gave you?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
A boy?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
What's wrong with you? We're I start tonight. After ten
years on the Mat, Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving
the show.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Welcome along to day two of the met and Jerry
Victory lap. So that's last week here at radio. I
had a final day on Friday. Coming up this morning.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
After eleven wonderful years, it's finally time to do the
four pillars of Matt hext in.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Your suggestions to three four A three. I think this
one here that's calm through his harsh. One pillar has
to be bringing our chat to the table with only
one YouTube videos worth of knowledge. Well you just did
that moments ago. It's moments ago. You you've watched one
sleep off the video and next thing you know, you're
an expert on sleep. No follow up questions of me.

(23:26):
Eight minutes worth of any given topic. Yeah, pist in
corporate boxes boy, they're really coming on thinking br This
one just simply says Leslie, it's not my name, and
there wasn't an unregistered guest. All right, Okay, there's a
lot of boats already coming for unregistered guests. Oh, we
got the great New Zealander Die Henwood on the show

(23:47):
after eight.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
That's right, looking forward to chatting to him the Mat
and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
So this is the last week of the Met and
Jerry shirts. Tuesday, da Obviously we've got Wednesday, Thursday and
then big show on Friday.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
And today, because we always look for the four pillars
or something on a Tuesday, Today we're looking for the
four pillars of man Heath and I'm taking it.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
This is the last four pillars you're ever doing because
I'm taking out an injunction, shut shutting down. Penis of
genius and the four pillars. You're taking it with you,
the penis of genius in the four pilists the newstalks.
He imagine doing Penis or Genius on newstalks.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
He Be.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's basically every day's Penis or Genius on newstalks. He Bee.
That's true. Actually, what about if I took a secret
head of steam Up Fridays over there. Oh they love that. Yeah.
So in the past, when to be fair, Paul Holmes
was running in the whole time he was there, he
was Yeah, there an alarm going off somewhere?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Am I imagining that arm's going So in the past
we have looked for the four pillars of chocolate bars
and they wear peanuts, slab Morrow, Perky Nana and crunchy
that perkyo.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hasten a lot of controversy how.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It be get through?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I mean now a lot of There was a lot
of people who wanted the picnic I won't have I
won't have a bar of a picnic.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
You won't have a bar of the picnic. You won't
have a pinckner about what I've done there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
In May one we found the four pillars of New
Zealand novelty monuments, the Gore.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Trout, the yell and p statue, the Uhakuny carrot, and
the bra fence and codrona the gra fence. In March
last year we found the four pillars of biscuits, ginger
nut and zach absolutely toffee pile, one hundred disco Let's

(25:31):
hawd a deck get in there disco biscuit.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
So this morning we're looking for the four pillars of
Matt Heath. A lot of texts already coming in, Geez,
that are coming in thick and fast. Shameless book promotions.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is this Texter bless bless blessed burping on air and
leaving the best show on radio, The Manadery Show for
Missionary z B. I want to call him question the
shameless book promotion because that stopped a while back. Now
I'm on shameless promotion of my substance at Manheath dot
substacks dot com, where I'm writing. It's scored a lifeless punishing.
It's very similar to my book, but it's stuff that
didn't make my book and ideas in that general are.

(26:07):
So I'm moved on from shameless book promuction shamelessly promoting
my book a lifeless punishing, to shamelessly promoting my substack
Mannheath dot substack dot com.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Shocker and Rewalker asking the I am a heoder and
brackets a woman of great manner if she trims her
downstairs born in the South, she's rolling my mouth Ross
Creek Reservoir.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well that's pretty good that the Ross Creek Reservoir. I
peaked early, didn't I in the Ross Creek Reservoir, And
that's where I lost my virginity to eat it. So
that's one of my four pillars that was it was early,
not too early. Four pillars of manheath. Would it kill
you too? Yeah? Would it kill you guys to drop

(26:52):
bloody four pillars when I go four pilas of many
philosophy punishing here entering pants what are they? And then
poohs no, I think that means. I think it's philosophy
punishing parenting, philosophy punishing parenting pants poos because of their
time with the pants pants? Yeah, who can forget that

(27:18):
it was a one off pants more than once in
your life? I addressed that and what I thought was
the safety for the men Jury Show. Sad.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was the first time that your dad, Professor Heap
ever listened to the podcast in that you remember the
first time, and your son, your fifty year old son's
talking about the fact that he's pooterish pants.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Wow, he probably thinks that's what we do it all
the time, and he wouldn't be far off the drive.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
Then Mat and Jerry Show podcast for the last week
of Matt and Jerry shows.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ever, unless look, one day we started the Mat and
Jerry show up again, you can do. Who knows you
could started up like an old lawnmar put the spark
parks back in. I don't know. I don't know how
well she'd start. Might take a while.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, willing for the four Pillars of Matt Heath this morning,
because we always looked for the four pillars on a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And seeing as it's your last week, it seems the
right thing to do. Here's a suggestion on three four
eight three four pillars of man Heath back of the
y Deja Voodoo Wounder, Great New Zealander's giving one and
taken from the other, isn't it? One pillar has to
be Matt's massive white on For Marcus Aurelius, I'll accept that.
I was watching the show Bones last night, you know

(28:32):
that show Bones, and I noticed one of the characters
looked exactly like Marchelusuralius. I turned to my partner, I say, look,
he looks like Marcus Aurelius. She goes shut up about Marcus,
as what do you shut up about?

Speaker 15 (28:43):
You?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
But he does. There's a character on Bones that looks
exactly like Marcus Rallius. Does Marc Australius run the Roman
his style, pushing it forward? Now he's got curly? Does he?
He had curly?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Here?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
He had very curly? Here did Marc Australius. Matt's book.
I'm halfway through reading it, very strong pillar, if I
can say so, I'm going to miss you met? Oh?
Is that a pillar? Or is that just someone saying that? Well,
people can put something nice in their own like this
person goggly eyes behind a cheap heir of pedophile glasses. Jesus,
and thanks mate, thank you. I wouldn't expep anything less.

(29:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Four pillars of heath, turning a one into a loss,
deep intellect hidden by the ridiculous. Nothing in moderation, good sort, God,
nothing in moderation.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
How true is that? I've never met someone less moderate
all my life? You met that person? So right?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well, you know, every year there's something. Every year there's
a new obsession, there's.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
A new something that you're doing to an extreme, and
then by the end of the year you can't stand
that thing. You never do that thing ever again. I
normally can't stand something one day into it euthanising a
cat with a shovel. That's harsh. I euthanised one cat
with a shovel. You can't can't be one of the
four pillars. I don't know, are you one? Girl? And actually,
to be fair, it didn't kill it. It didn't kill it,

(30:03):
so it didn't. Actually I maimed a cat with a
shovel trying to put it out of its misery, and
only made its misery worse. You know, how is that
cat now that kat can put down? You know the story.
I came across the cat that had been hit by
a car. It's I was hanging out. A group of
about five useless dudes came out of it our yards

(30:24):
to stand around it. Someone said someone needs to put
it out of its misery. And then someone comes back
with a shovel, hands it to me. I try and
take the cat's head off. Cat jumps up and runs away.
Someone pulls up and says, I bet I'll be hearing
this punishing chat on the radio on Monday. Then the
mother my children pulls up and goes take it to
the vet. Idiot, stop trying to kill it with a shovel.

(30:48):
I take it to the vet. The vet goes. I'm sorry,
we can't save if your cat, You're have to put
it down anyway, Dear, I was trying to do the
right thing and I ended up doing the wrong thing.
But it's not a pillar of me. Don't don't share

(31:12):
that story on news talks a b right. A lot
of cat lovers out there trying to help the cat.
I did it as a cat lover. Sure, you did
the worst thing you could have ever done.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
It's why I was hanging out the Mat and Jerry
Show podcast this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
We're looking for the four pillars of Matt Heath because
this is the last week of the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Friday is going to be our last show.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, Thursday morning, we're doing the show live from a
hot spring spa and christ Church.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
That seems like a crazy thing to do for our
second last show. I think it was organized well before
we knew that you were not going to be doing
the show anymore. So well thanks, Jerry. Hey, look, I
didn't know what sounds like something you'lable going to because
do you think like an organizers to go and do
a show from christ Church? Did you mentione me doing

(32:05):
the Edmond I'm easy options. Well, so it's not going
to be to get that one. Gee, that's the last
thing I would have done. I like this four pillars
better than the one that said I had pedophil glasses
and googly eyes. I like this one here, Matt's four
pillars colon the dog has three sons, Barry, Charlie and Mash. Yeah,

(32:28):
it's a nice one. I agree with that one. That's
my four pillars. What about running a full head of
steam in the studio? Oh, I've suddenly done all. I've
certainly done that a number of times.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Steamed at the morning side tavern wearing his sunglasses inside.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yes, that one, okay, Well, can I just just because
I get a lot of hassle for this. My sunglasses
a prescription, and if I go to the house with
my other glasses, I sometimes have to wear sunglasses insider
us I can't see them in you.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Hey, I was thinking about this the other day, and
is it time to get those glasses that go dark
when you're outside?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Can you get those or not? Well? I always just
thought they were humiliating, and people that had them were
off and mass teachers that were fiddling with kids. But totally,
but now you're thinking about it. No, because someone's telling
me the technology is much better now, so they immediately
turn into sunglasses when you go out state from fiddling
with kids now. But also, I've just been reading recently

(33:25):
that it's quite good to get real sunlight on your
eyes in the day. So all the swearing of the
sunglasses all the time isn't necessarily a great thing, right,
because we're actually evolved to get the sun all over
us and in our eyes. Is that what happened to
Thane Kirby. I was walking up mount Ed and you,
so I was punishing, punishing Tracy with this chat about

(33:48):
how you shouldn't wear sunglasses because I was punishing people
things then and you need to get your son on
your body. And then I realized you should probably actually
go for walks in the nude, because then you get
sun all over your body. Right, Oh yeah yeah, noiceing
glasses no nothing? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, actually, interestingly, you're in Amsterdam recently, there's a park
where you just wander around.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Note really yeah, oh yeah, a lot of hotties in
that part.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
More the mesticer vibe coming up after seven point thirty
more of this crap mat and Jerry Show radioheading.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
It's not you and Jermy.

Speaker 12 (34:30):
Say Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's seven thirty times for your radio Hedache news headlines
with Jeremy Wells. People will soon be saying goodbye to
In New Zealand's direct flight between Wellington and Vicargo. Oh
it's not canning the guts for the South.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
With its last service in mid January, domestic demand has reduced.
What happens if all of a sudden domestic demand and
increases before now in mid January?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
What about old what's his name's airport that he spent
so much money on the shatters shatters shadbolt, shadbolt. He
was running a field of dreams Wainswell two type thing.
If you build it, they will come with the International
Airport and of Cagle, beautiful airport, beautiful airport, beautiful runway.
And now they're not even flying direct from from Welly.

(35:23):
Thank god for shadows in that bloody runway that time
that we flew into Himvercargo. Do you remember that one?
Got the most horrific flight you've ever been on your life.
Although we were landing in such a head wind, I
think we only used about two meters of it. We did.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
We pulled up so fast. I've never pulled up so quickly.
We were hardly moving by the time because we land
into the wind. By the time we landed, we went
fifteen to twenty meters. The flight just perplanes stopped. Yeah,
we were sitting over Gore for about an hour, not moving. Yeah,
it was Captain Scott Buttery. If it hadn't been Captain
Scott Buttery on the stack, then we had been in
all kinds of trouble. Well, it was Butteries. It was

(35:55):
Butteri's made in flight. Do you remember We found that
out the next day. The pilot said, that was my
first flight in that plane, and I was crapping myself.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Duneeding turn Vicago. It was. It was a long ass flight,
two hour, used all the fuel, took two hours into
a stiff south easterly rammed it in like a tent pig.
A man in Austria has reportedly amputated his own penis
with an axe after a fifty dose of magic mushrooms. Okay,
doctors were able to reattach to the organ, which he'd

(36:24):
put in a jar with snow within a few months
of surgery here regained a rectil and urinary functions. That's
that's a happy story. I don't know why we needed
to hear it at all, but it's good that it's
got a happy ending there. I mean, you've just been
sort of up near Austria. Yes, I was right on
the border there. Yeah. I didn't see anything about this.
You didn't see anyone on magic mushrooms running around with

(36:45):
an axe? Nope, nothing, nothing like that. Neat there's no
need to cut your own downstairs off with an axe.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, So weird thing to do on magic mushrooms, just
silly and Melbourne prop Nelson a sour for for Solemn
and will sit out Sunday's NRL Grand finally against Penrith.
The Kiwis International headed to the judiciary last night attempted
to downgrade has Hit on Roosters prop Lindsay Collins and
Friday's preliminary final. His lawyer's argument lasted just fifteen minutes

(37:14):
before the appeal was thrown out.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Boy, that was quick into the game, wasn't it a
sofa Solomona? Just that shoulder right up into the head.
Was that the actual shot? Where the where did did
Lindsay Collins play the ball the wrong way? I think
he was so so he was he got so hard
that he went to play the ball when he was
facing the wrong way. It's never a good sign. And

(37:36):
you know players, they don't want to be sent off
for the concussion test or the concussion sit down, so
they try and act like they're okay. Yeah, they're trying
to stood up and they're like looking around like I'm okay,
I haven't had a terrible concussion. But when you play
the ball the wrong way, that it really.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Do you then do the HIA or do they go
he tried to play the ball the wrong way, that's enough?
Do you still bother with the HIA in that situation?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
They did? They did that.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
They came out and it looked at them he was
liter I reckon, if you run back into the and
to the wrong defensive line, or you get up and
start walking the other way, I think that's enough. I
don't think you need to then work out whether you
can count backwards from one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
It's kind of an interesting thing because the team that's
the victim gets punished as well, don't they. Because Lindsay
Collins has to go off. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it
was an aggressive start to the game. You got to say,
by the key, we.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Solom owner something that needs to be addressed from the
past here on the mantin Jerry Shaw, Oh Jesus. One
of the many mere culpas that are occurring this week.
This one involves the former Prime Minister of New Zealand
in a question around feeding chickens. Oh no, we're not
going to play that away.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
We are the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
So this is the last week of the Matt and
Jerry Show. The last show is on Friday. Whoo, Matt's
heading two news talks. He'd be in the afternoons to replays.
Simon Barnett, that's it's some bonnet.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
A lot of people call them Simon Barnett. It's not
Simon Bunett. No, it's not, but a lot but a
lot of people will pronounce my name is mart Half,
but it's actually Matt Heat. That's it's going to be
Matt Heat afternoons. They're are news to its the'd be
I'm sure some controversial hot takes going on. Guiding you
through to the Heather Duplas Ellen Show. At five o'clock.

(39:21):
So the Mad and Jerry Show. Back in the day,
we used to have a segment called thank you for
Your Honesty, which was a set of eleven questions. Was
it yeah, yeah, this was your idea. You said, let's
ask a set of eleven shocking questions of everyone that
comes in. It was interesting because before some of the
big ones, you'd have some of the next day, like

(39:42):
Paul McCartney, when you were going to ask these questions,
and it would add an extra edge to the interview
because you knew not only were you going to have
the conversation, you were gonna then have to really put
them on the spot. And then people would started turning
down interviews with us because they didn't want to be
asked if they did Wes in the show.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
They did, they did stop turning. They started turning down interviews,
and then we went, you know what this is, We've
got to ditch this because it's causing us some issues.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
But it was enlightening.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
And so the people who we asked the questions who
could only answer yes or no. They couldn't pass, they
couldn't say maybe, and they were they were a basic
set of questions. Unfortunately, One of the people who were
interviewing one day was the Prime Minister John Key.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah. And one of the questions in particular was it
was just a little bit spicy.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Actually there were two particularly spicy ones, but there was
one at the end that was really spicy.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Well, I've got the entire audio from the thank if
you're honesty with John Key? From what many moons ago?
Should we ever listen back to it and just have
a bit of a reflection afterwards and maybe just remove
ourselves from it?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Is it a plan? Okay, okay, all right, okay, let's
crack this up.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Prime Minister John Key. Have you been drunk, tipsy or
twange it in the past month?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Good question?

Speaker 10 (40:50):
No.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Have you ever killed an animal bigger than an insect?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
These are easy?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Have you passed a man?

Speaker 7 (40:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Was the virgin Mary really a virgin?

Speaker 8 (41:00):
In it?

Speaker 10 (41:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Promise John Kid, this is an important one. Do you
trim your downstairs No?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Have you ever done whees in the shower?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Have you ever stolen anything? Yes? Have you ever sent
a dick peck?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Is Wendy Petrie sexy?

Speaker 18 (41:19):
Mm hmmm, yes, because otherwise you might be mortally offended.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
If I say no, that's not.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yes, all right, okay, Prime Minister. Have you feed the
chickens in the last month? Jesus, that's important. Like I've
got to take the fifth I can't. I'm sorry, I promise.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I have to push you on this. I have to
push it. Yes, yes, being sued by my wife, Yes, well, okay,
give me.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
If it was yes, it would definitely be with my
like this, I'm sir John Key, thank you for your honesty.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I can't believe we are the prim whether he has
feed the chickens, I can't believe you asked them there.
And if you're wondering what feed the chickens are, just
make the Okay, I reckon, that's one hundred percent, you know.
I look, I'm not proud of a lot of the
things that we've done.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I'm not proud of a lot of things have done
the show. I'm embarrassed and deeply embarrassed. But I got
to say, I reckon, that's a world first. I don't
think anyone's ever asked the leader of their country before
whether or not they've masturbated. The last night, it.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Made global news. It was it was the questions asked
in parliament there was. It was big news in Australia
and it made made the Tellyan you.

Speaker 18 (42:50):
Is hobbits Australia, they're prime Minister. John Key appeared on
a radio show and was asked to take part in
one of their regular segments where a guest has to
honestly answer ten yes or no questions. And if you're
thinking they might have gone easy on him, they did not.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Was the Virgin Mary really a virgin?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
From this junkid. This is an important one. Do you
trim your downstairs?

Speaker 15 (43:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Have you ever done wheez in the shower?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Have you ever stolen anything?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Have you ever sent a deck peckt No?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I don't know what.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
I love the monks.

Speaker 18 (43:26):
There the fact he felt qualified to weigh in on
the Virgin Mary.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
In fact he confessed to theft and shower.

Speaker 18 (43:32):
Your nation, or his admission that he does not trim
his pubic hair. This is the single greatest political interview
of all time.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
But weirdly enough, John Oliver didn't understand the magnitude of
the final question. He didn't understand because the feeding the
chickens was by far the most controversial question. And I
just watched an interview with John Campbell the night before
where he was talking to John Keeney. Keept was saying,
I have to push you on this. I have to
push you on this. So that's why I kept saying,
I have to push you on this, Prime Minister. It's like, no,

(44:03):
you don't like what I have to push them on.
Whether he feeds he's feed the chickens in the last
he was a good sport. He was he was a
good sport. Yeah, I and he left in good spirits
and we had a good chat with them afterwards. He
told some good stories about Dmitri what's his name, the
the the Russian the guy that was in charge of

(44:24):
Russia under Putin at the time, Medvedev. Medvedev, that's right,
And yeah, we had a good chance. And then and
then it kind of blew up in his face, which
was I felt a little bit bad about because he
he came with an open heart and then and then
he and he answered the questions and then he got
really pillarid. Yeah he did. And then I think then
he then he realized then he hated us. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I think there was questions over whether he would open
the building here he was of that and I remember,
I remember because we had just come off a flight
back from London, you and I and we had to
come along to the opening of this building and John
Key was here, and so he was cutting the seat
and that stuff taking the building, and I remember you
and me standing at the quarter and he sort of

(45:06):
gave us a bit of a look like he dicks.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, I can kind of understand that. And the CEO
at the time said, you've made this very difficult for us.
We kind of blindsided him. We did, actually see that's
actually got your journalism from you. Jeremy. Yeah, I blame
you for asking that the chickens question. Oh I think
it was me that asked it. Yeah, I blame you
for asking the question that you asked. It was revealing, though,

(45:29):
I mean, he look like like any ordinary person. He
does where he's in the shower, he's stolen something and
he never sent a dick pack. That's a generational thing, though,
isn't it. And he feeds the chickens only when his
wife's around. Shocking this on you, Jerry, I don't know
what this is in my last week, okay, all right,
all right, then Matt and Jerry Show podcast coming up

(45:50):
after eight o'clock, we'll get stuck back into the four
Pillars of Matt Heath because this is the final week
of the Matt and Jerry Show. So a comedian die
head who joins us on.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
The show New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yep, he's got a new series out. He posted a
message on social media while he was asked to, probably,
but it was very lovely what he said about now.
I found that quite affecting. A lovely guy, I die
he is.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yes, and we'll play that message a little later on
on the show. This is the mattin Jerry Show Radio
had Well, let's start Matt.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
And Jerry read hoacky.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Weekday mornings from six until night.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
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and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I guess you just have to wrap the band aid off.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Did you pay for this unregistered gift last.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Night and called it rather for the master of the minting?
I had better get home or a supial bi cold.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yep, now we got it.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I'm just junky.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
This is an important one.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Do you trim your downstairs.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Start discuss you gotta tell you what it's it's quite
spiritual at the moment, and you drink what I gave you?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Boy, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Would I start the night?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
After ten years on the Man.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving the showy.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
This is the final week of the Man in Jerry Show.
This is the victory laps neutral, first victory lap than
anyone's ever done, a neutral, just riving the engine going nowhere.
We haven't even left the start line. Ruder's trying to
push us around on the start line. Thank god, most
of us downhill. No, I've even a great time. And

(47:41):
thank you for all your lovely messages that are coming
through on three four eight three and the talkback function
of the iHeart Radio app. People saying lovely stuff, some
people saying horrible stuff. To be fair, I deserve that
as well as to be expected. Moby's going to change
your report. You say yes starts, you mean to continue.
So every Tuesday it for the four pillars of something

(48:01):
that we've been doing on a Matt and Jerry show
probably for about five years now. And this morning last
week was I said before because I'm taking all my
features with me. So the last ever four p three.
So as part of the four pillars, we're looking for
the four pillars of Matt Heath. You can text in
your suggestions on three for eight three. You could send
us a talkback message on your iHeartRadio AP. We can

(48:22):
give us a call eight hundred Hardechy. Always good to
hear from you.

Speaker 11 (48:26):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast this morning, we're looking
for the four pillars of mad Heath, which is a
good opportunity for you to address some issues actually which
can be raised by textas on three for eight three.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Can give us a call I eight hundred hedeche or
you could send us a talkback message via the iHeart
Radio app. I mean this one here for example, that's
just come in on three for it three always looking hungover.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I would accept that. I would accept that one of
the four pillars. I mean as I do run a
bit of a scruffy vibe.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Do you know since we've been working together eleven years,
we've been doing the show together, and I got to say,
when we first started to in the show eleven years ago,
you were hungover a lot, you were, and then over time.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, that's cut back a lot. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah,
like heaps. Yeah, and you too, because when you started
doing seven sharp, then you're you really truncated your partying.
But you used to wrap it up lady, Well boy,
it wasn't possible. I didn't. It wasn't possible to do

(49:27):
what I was doing and still continue to do a
couple of jobs. It's impossible. Yeah, something again. And if
you don't have a partner in crime and that kind
of thing, then you know, like then you're really letting
the team down. It's fine for two people to let
the team down. It's fine if the team lets the
team down, Yeah, totally. But if one of the team
is letting the team down, then that's a different thing.
So when it was both of us letting the team down,
I was willing to let the team down. But when

(49:48):
there was just that crossover period, it was just me
letting the team down. And then that's when I had
to sort of not wrap it up so much. On
a Wednesday and Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Your safety and numbers in that situation. I mean, that
was like the recent trip across to the Munich Beer Festival,
and I mean, when you've got a sec here glay.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, big party animal Joe Jury Jesus can he drink
and mini sture? Holy moly, there's no there's no break,
there's no hambrake, there's no there's no break at all.
There's no hambreak at all, or break or there's just
there's just a whole lot of very very heavy feet
that's right on the accelerator foot to the floor. Yeah.

(50:26):
I mean, if you want to read my feelings on
that and the fomo experience by not be invited on
that trip despite being on the on the posters, you
can go to Matteath dot substat dot com.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Interesting you say that, because that's one of the pillars
here is shame of self promotion. This seems to be
coming in very very strongly.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
How dare you accuse me of shameless self promotion? I
actually might write an article at matteath dot substat dot
com about being sick of being accused of shameless self promotion.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Shocker and rewakerses this Texter drink what I give you boy?
Unregistered guests and bliss blues blizz.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
What a pillar has to be? The photo of Matt
steamed in the social media testicle where's the where's the photo?
Have you steamed in the social media testicle. There's a
lot of photos out there.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Well, there's a lot of photos, and I thought this
week I will run one photo a day of you asleep.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I saw that you ran one last night. Yeah, I'm
going to run another one today. I would say that
one of my pillars would be being asleep, because I
think one of my strengths is being able to sleep
anywhere in the world at any time. It's interesting we
haven't had a single text we came through about you
being asleep because you're always awake on the show. Well,
sometimes I have been asleep on the show. That's right,
you fell asleep that time. I can sleep through an

(51:45):
air brake and then wake up again and come in
fresh and deliver quality content.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
There was a time there was a break and I
remember that was that was the time when you I
came in and you were asleep under the disk. I
think you've been to the Prince concert the night before
and you were asleep under the desk.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
And I came in and you were good to go,
like you had.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You had a great show. You're very chatty, you know,
tackling all the issues of the day. And then I
said something to you at one stage and I looked across,
and you know, you're always you'll always come back with something.
And I looked across at one stage and you said nothing,
and it just looked like you were texting or something,
and I thought, oh, you're texting me break that's weird.
And then I realized that you were actually asleep.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, that's literally asleep on the job. That's impressive. This
is a good one here, one pillar of myself, man
Heath getting offended by how much people get offended by stuff.
That's true. If someone gets offended by something, I get
very angry and offended, which is ironic. You've got to say,
how do you like this one? Four pillars of L. M.
Heath Sterling Knits.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Stealing his dad's car, dag would appreciation facting wounder.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I took nets to the small town of Sterling once.
It's not a pillar of my life. They've been there
ever since. It was my big city, long flowing locks
that were the problems you were climatized. Nits to Sterling
pressive and Matt.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
And Jerry Show podcast the last week of The Mount
and Jerry Show, and a good opportunity to answer some
allegations and including this one here which has just come
in on three for three, which has been suggested as
one of the four pillars of matt Heath.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Dommy and the Ross Creek Reservoir. Come on, Dommy and
the how could you do that?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Because that Ross Creek Reservoir, you know that that up
that feeds down into the water supply of Duneden.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
This has been eleven years of you making up accusations
and then saying them so many times that I start
to believe they're true, and then you and then you
judge me for them. And where did you put the Dommy,
That's not the issue. I'm looking to your virginity on
the banks of Ross Creek. Beautiful spot.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I've seen it. I've seen aerial photos of exactly the spot.
You've pointed it out to me.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I'll tell you what. The woodships aren't great. But anyway,
and then what did you do with that's? That's by
the bye, mate. The thing is, I'm not going to
be fine. You're looking at the four pillars of I'm
not going to be defined by my first love making
hacks all those years ago. It's a long time ago.
At Ross Creek Reservoir, the whole place has been re
bloody landscape. Mate, beautiful spot though, whoever in Duned and

(54:18):
make sure there's a bus that goes right up there
the Ross Creek Reseroir. I think there's a little sign.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Now, isn't saying that that's where you lost your virginity,
Matt Heath. It's like one of those historic signs that
they put up.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Look at this, No, you I noticed that you cheery
packed that those four pillars that have come through from
this agent twenty eight proud Highlanders supporter. This person says
after that born in the South chief role in his
mouth the Chakra and Rewalker. Okay, I mean the Chaka
and Rewalker. Yep.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Absolute Shock's funny because because when we did that live
show at the Q Theater, you betrayed me by writing
that for David on a bit of paper of what
you think happened at the Chakra Rewalker and a lot
of it's true, and you printed it. But we said
to the people in attendance that this is just for you,
and you gave an envelope to every single person in

(55:07):
the audience with the print out of what the chokra
and it hasn't leaked, it has not lenked no, have
you seen it anywhere?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
But I have been handed it because I lost it
off my computer as a file. But I have been
handed a copy of it. And we will read the
full effidavit of the Shaka and Rewalker on Friday on
the last show. And I'm going to make you read it.
I'm going to make you read it live on you.
You're going to do that. I'm going to force you
to do it. You think you think you can make

(55:35):
me do it by pain of death. This one's good
and I really support this. Could we have the four
pillars of matt Heath on a bit of chips? Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
So when we tried to find the four pillars of
fish and chips, you were absolutely one committed to the
idea that whatever we did, the chips couldn't be part
of one of the four pillars of fish and chips.
They couldn't part of it. Yeah, fish could be for
some reason, but chips was not allowed to me. And
you wanted to put the four pillars of fish and

(56:07):
chips on a bed of chips. Yeah, it went for days,
it did.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
We hanged around it for days. I wouldn't back down.
We lost tens of thousands of us because we did.
But in the end, we did find the four pillars
of fish and chips, and we didn't put them on
a bed of chips. This is a good one. Slipping
Marcus Aurelius or aktitis into any conversation. I will accept that.
I will do that. Morning Lands, four pillars of man heath,
you'll drink. Got to give you boy, pipping up a tilly,

(56:32):
pesting Kevin Reed, shoehorning, and Marcus Aurelius into a casual chat. Okay,
that's seems to be coming up a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Here's one of the pillars here, giving Dave Grael from
the food fighters a romance rag.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
If only he'd used that romance rag instead of we
tried to save him. We tried to save his marriage
over there in Sydney. We did. We gave him a
romance rag. Were like, go for your life, mate, we'll
launder it.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
We offered him a free laundry service. I mean, that's
a lot to offer a man. Yeah, and then what
what happens?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
No, No, he goes. He's a tough tough dog to
keep on the porch. Shold Davy Grohl, isn't he?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
He certainly is keep those suggestions coming in three for
three oh eight hundred Hodechey.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Or you can send us a message via the talkback
function on your iheartradiot with four pillars of Matt Heath, Matt.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Shop.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
About those mamas. Oh hang out with you. I remember them. Boy,
that was a big night. Are we on it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:32):
We have the mis.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, time for the news. It's eight thirty one.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
New Zealanders are increasingly wanting health insurance when looking for
new work. The Employers and Manufacturers Associations says it's an
alternative when pay rises aren't.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
On the tape. Do we get health insurance here? No, No,
we don't get anything. I'll tell you what if you're
with Southern Cross like I am. This is going to
sound like an ad, so I might stop. But there's
all these benefits if you go to the app that
you don't know about the painful there's all these things
you can get.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
What an extra TV or something like that, or like
modern health focused a new kettle, like like.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
A full body inspection.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
Oh see that's quite nice up the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Really, if you're under that, I am you get a
pair of glasses. I think you get glasses and stuff.
I know, I haven't really looked it.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
In New Zealand's direct flight Wellington, there we are two
questions Bessie scratch the surface that should be in His
Zealand's direct flight between Wellington and v Cargo is being
scrapped with its last service in mid January. Upbreak leics
demand and engine is shoes were behind the decision. What
do you mean engine is shoes? What's that got to

(58:44):
do with the flight between Wellington and Vicago?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
The engine? Why is that in Cargo's fault? Yeah? Another
keck in the nuts for the South Mallet? How the
keck in the nuts of the South as mean more, A.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Huge test looms for the black fans to try and
salvage their w X woman won fifteen one.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I don't understand. How do you say that? Is it
women's fifteen one? But why is it called w x
V one? No women's ex Hang on a minute, because
it's w sixteen. If it's x V one XV one
and Roman numerals is sixteen, you're right, that's a good point,
Heny Mante. Maybe it's there's sixteen people on this there's

(59:28):
sevens right, sixteen it's the seventh team.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Okay, I'm confused anyway, it's happening in Vancouver. Apparently New
Zealand was stunned by Ireland twenty nine to twenty seven
and a tense opener.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, so that's that's that's the sevens team. What are you?

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Xv one? It's not sevens And the one that we're
reading even yeah, the one that we're reading here is
like a normal one, and then the other and everything
else is a Roman numeral.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, Ruder saying it's World fifteen. Yeah, World fifteen. Why
has it got a one?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Then?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
If it's fifteen, ruder, Ruder, it's the first time they're
doing it. Okay, that's confusing us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
On the first rugby world out there, Roman urals trying
to be too clever.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
W x v one. Oh so the W is not
even woman's it's World.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh I got well that looks that's a fail. That's
actually a fail from you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
Fail was lost anyway, so it doesn't even matter. It's
a fail.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That's a fail from you, not next. Die Hendrich joins
us on the net and jewish maybe he can make
some sense of it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
Thank god, The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Welcome to the Met and Jury Show. Die to see you.

Speaker 15 (01:00:41):
Look, it is absolutely lovely to be here. And I mean,
what on your final hurrah, your victory lap mad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Thank you with some neutral at the moment, but maybe
you can put some shove it in gear and we'll
get get some speed guard on neutrals. Is the way
to go?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Diemmer Before we get into you, before we get metaphorically,
can you answer, So we're just talking before about the
WXV one women's rugby that's going on in Vancouver at
the moment, there's do you know anything about how that works?

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
What it's called?

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Is it the WXV one or is it the W
fifteen one or is it the what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Look?

Speaker 15 (01:01:21):
First of all, I think that if you need a
cheat sheet for the name of the event, you're distracting
from the quality of the event what's actually going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
But I'd also say sexist from you, Jerry, not being
across the black fans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
I'm all across the black fans. I'm all across the
twenty nine to twenty seven loss and that tense opener
to Ireland and the WXV gap one. I think the
problem is they can it's got a gap. This person says,
World fifteen Vancouver one. You absolute helmets. The one is
for round one, Well how is I.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
To know that?

Speaker 15 (01:01:55):
Well, so then it will be w XV two for
round two and that's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
In Langley against the CIA.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
The one relates to the fact there are three sections
of teams. This is a text that's come through and
the black Ferns are in section one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Keeping number one. We're in the topic two.

Speaker 15 (01:02:15):
Hey, you've got to give credit as a league fan.
Union really leans into the admin around things, and this
is a classic example. You know, you've got rules around
the naming of the event before we've even got to
the events.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Yeah, you're always talking about the officiating, aren't you? In
the in the administration of rugby union.

Speaker 15 (01:02:37):
I thought we were meant to win against Ireland.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, we're supposed to smash them. Yeah. I think it's
a it's a mess, a mad upset.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, well it was they were stunning that there was
something that that last little in the last moments of
the game. In the w x V one it's the
World fifteen Round one, okay, but the problem is you
can't have the one with the Roman numerals.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
You're mixing your numerals. Yeah, yeah, it's confusing. Yeah you
need to put you need to have an eye in there.

Speaker 15 (01:03:03):
Don't but then if you had an eye in there,
it would be sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah, that's the problem. See somewhat they're not write one
like isn't it twenty three? Now?

Speaker 15 (01:03:15):
You know what's the best thing about this is they
actually had a meeting about this. Yeah, I know, and
no one. The meeting obviously went pretty well and they
went no, no, everyone will get w XP one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I reckon. They had meetings on meetings on meetings something.
This has been overthought.

Speaker 15 (01:03:30):
Oh, they circled round. They came back to it to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What's not been overthought is Live and Let Die, the
three part documentary on three now about you die?

Speaker 15 (01:03:40):
He just let it all hang out. I actually had
started on air last night. I must say the man
behind the buttons over there, mash he has had a
little little would you a little partner?

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
It?

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Did?

Speaker 15 (01:03:56):
He?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
He was in it.

Speaker 15 (01:03:57):
I got a little bit of feedback said, who's that
little twine? But watching the league with you, you're looking
very gorgeous. The lighting is good. Also, the Warriors are losing,
so you're looking quite pensive as well. You're not just
your smiley self. You look like a model, right.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Thank you. You had a whole bunch of camera You
had a whole bunch of cameras following your course.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Can you follow technically be a twinke at six four whatever? Mess?

Speaker 15 (01:04:25):
I think more of vibers, but I must say the
sort of outpouring that that's come out from it has
been amazing. And and a few patients and people are
dealing with pretty hard times have contacted me. And it's

(01:04:49):
quite weird because I've sort of been out there talking
about living and living with cancer, but then I've actually
just been making shows about cancer. So now it's time
to sort of sit back and stay living.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
But what I'm going to say, you're looking You're looking healthy.

Speaker 15 (01:05:02):
Thanks man. I've actually just come out of a chemo
round as as well, so I'm I'm stoked. I'm feeling
feeling pretty good and it's been awesome having I mean,
I've just told Dick Jokes made comedy for twenty years,
and it's awesome to have a show that I'm so
super proud of on many levels and something you can

(01:05:25):
sort of park up as.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
A saying there's been previous shows you haven't been proud of.
I've loved them. I have been proud of them.

Speaker 15 (01:05:33):
I'm sure you could attest it like those moments you go,
that's brilliant, but I'm not really.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Proud of it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
It's not stokely mom to see that one. So have
you had a camera crew following you around year for
a year? All right? And where do you draw the
line in terms of what the camera crew can film
and what they can't film?

Speaker 15 (01:05:50):
I didn't at all, really. I just let it all
from from doing chemo then sort of full use in
medical marijuana, through just letting it all in and letting
it all hang out, as I wanted people to really
be demystified on what having cancers like really reflect the journey.
And I'm just stoked the people, Justin and Dom who

(01:06:12):
I put all my faith and just tread it so beautifully.
And that's the best thing about working in a way
with a good mate is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
It also offer a situation where a whole lot of
people can see it and then not have to ask
you a whole lot of questions around it as well,
So it doubles up network regard.

Speaker 15 (01:06:28):
Yeah, it's it's a little it's a little form book
on me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
You said, look, I'm not going to answer.

Speaker 15 (01:06:35):
Watch this and then give me some follow ups.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
You can't sit to download and the way you go.
You can watch the first episode up at now and
three now Live and let die three part documentary. Well done.
Cheers to the end of the show. Yeah, why not?
All right, we're getting stuck back into the Four Pillars
of matt Heath.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
After the break. You can text on three for three
one hundred hard. You can send us a talk back
message via the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Really looking forward to that horrific story about that wedding.
That's an off the story. It is six minutes to night.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
We've got Die Hendried with us in the studio for
the next week while and we're looking for the four
Pillars of matt Heath.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
This morning felt we're found the four Polos of matt Heath. Yeah, boy,
oh boy. It's been a bit of a sort of
roller coaster road for me reading these six what people
define me as across my life?

Speaker 15 (01:07:44):
Is it emotional in a way and surprising because I
imagine you know when you get other people to define you, Yeah,
as to what they you've projected out there and what
they've taken, and it can be a bit of a shock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah, I can, especially when a lot of it's focused
around my first love mate it's a long long time ago. Yeah.
Well there were, as I feel like I've done a
lot eight hundred and sixty four votes for the for
the Shakra and re Walker as well, which is interesting. Well,
I don't even remember that. No, no, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Here are the four pillars of Matt Heath has voted
by you this morning on three for three eight hundred
hedche and via the talkback function.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
On your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Drink what I give you boy? I probably only came
in about four or five times after a couple and
repeated you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Drink good I give you boy, so you get it
in your mind if you drink good, AH give you But.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Which was an adaptation of a story that we heard
from a black cap at a hotel in Napier. Yeah, okay, yep,
which is also an officer, which is story.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, pillow number two unregistered guests and hotel rooms on
away trips.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I mean, what that can't be one of the pillows
of me. Well, you know what happened at the Rutherford
Hotel that time. What were you've accused me of a
lout of stuff? This is the stuff you've made up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
You're out of a function with Glane. You returned back
to the hotel room. You were broadcasting from that hotel
room the next morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
It was a great event. Atually we were hosting the
Higher A Hobby Awards.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
You were zooming in, and all of a sudden, while
you were zooming in mid break the shower tendon and
I was like, who's showering? And you said, oh, I
don't worry about that. And I said, well, who's showering there?
And you said, don't worry about that. And I said
you're not sharing a room with Gelaine, are you? And
you said no, no, I'm not. I said, that's not
an unregistered guest. You're running there? Is it any chance?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
And then you rang the reception of the hotel and said,
I think there's an unregistered guest. I think, well you
in one room you got to pay for that. Well,
I certainly have paid for it. They questioned you when
you've up a breakfast? Mind you?

Speaker 15 (01:09:53):
Glane is the definition of Adam registered guest, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
He's everywhere he goes put on number three insane yearly obsessions.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
That's fair?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
What was this year? Hardcore twenty four? Hardcore twenty four?
Going to the gym every day.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Since I've come along to the show. I think there
was a when I first started, you were running five
k day yep. And then there was spud None twenty one.

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
Yeah, that's right where you had no s buddies for
an entire year and you moved on to was it
no do twenty two two?

Speaker 15 (01:10:24):
And there wasn't a yoga one in there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, there might have been last year it
was twenty three. So do you do? You reckon?

Speaker 15 (01:10:32):
You've got a net benefit out of any of these
that have that have lasted longer than the year.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I think I have with yoga definitely, and I still
do a bit of that. I'm way more flexible than I.

Speaker 15 (01:10:43):
Still furiously watching Adrian or New Jube Adrian, Oh lovely
free ye?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
What about spud none twenty one? I mean, how did
that help you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Well, I shared it a lot. Not eating spuds for
an entire year, that's for sure. But because I'm going
to the gym at the moment, I'm feverishly hungry. So
under the surface, I'm currently still dirty bulking. My son
he dirty bulks when he's which means, you know, but
he's seventeen, So he goes to the gym a lot
and eats terribly and still comes out with a ripped body,

(01:11:12):
Whereas I'm going to the gym a lot and I
just get feverishly hungry. So underneath, basically some pretty spongy
operation and some man boobs has actually caught a solid
sort of base under there. It's kind of like the
princess in the Pea situation.

Speaker 15 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I did that situation. I was with a personal
trainer and that, and then I was putting on weight
and not good bulked weight. And then he pulled out
his bloody like calorie calculator and it turned out I
was actually eating after the gym, yes, about forty percent
more calories than I was burning. So it would have
been better for me just not to go to the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Well that's what I'm doing now. I come home from
the gym and the fridge just screams at me, and
I'm just straight in there, and I've got a sort
of I feel virtuous because I've been to the gym,
but ravenous because I've been stretching my muscles. And then
I just slam so many galleryes gems don't make your
thin No, it's the diet, mate, Yeah, yeah, pill, the
number four shoehorning, ancient philosophy, and the casual chats. I'll

(01:12:12):
bring up Epictetus from time to time. There's gonna be
a little bit of Marcus Aurelius floating around, but a
Seneca here in the air. But a soak creates if
you're not careful, Are you going to keep running a
yearly obsessions when you're on news talk'db Yeah? Oh well,
because I don't actually do them as radio things. They're
not They're not radio things, mate, just because you tune
them into content.

Speaker 15 (01:12:32):
What I've also enjoyed when it comes to the shoehorn,
Matt as a musician interview with a bit of a
deja voodoo shoehorn, and I'd love I'd love to see
a lot more deja voodoo chat on ZB.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Yeah, well that's inching. I got absolutely rien by Tom
Harper who used to work here, because I talked to
Joe Joe Little, who's you know.

Speaker 15 (01:12:54):
He's at Edgin, producer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Twenty billion streams last year and songs for Taylor Swift Law.
He wrote young dumbman wrote, and I just punished him
on my writing process around today tomorrow, Timmary Tom Mubles,
could you ask him a buddy question about his music?
Terrible band? Hello on Matteath. You've been listening to the
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