In A Spa At Hagley Oval - The Radio Highlights Pod October 3

Today on the show the guys GET DEEEEEEEEEEP into a Hotsprings Spa and tell us HOW GOOOD it's going to be when the Black Clash 2025 takes place at Hagley Oval thanks to Wolfbrook! They also talk to captain of Team Rugby, Kieran Read (thanks to Wolfbrook).

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello you great New Zealanders. Matt Heath here. This is
my last week on this podcast sadly, but if you're
not sick of me and you want more of my
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at Matteath dot substack dot com. This week, I discussed
fighting fomo after my friends betrayed me and went to
Germany without me. To you, Jerry, g Lane, Joseph and Mania,

(00:23):
I love you, but you hurt me. Anyway you seem busy,
I'll let you go to Matdheath dot substack dot com.
Bless Bless, Bless.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
The Matt and Jerry Show. Load up on landscaping with
Bunning's trade. I've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Did you pay for this? Unregistered guest last.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Night called it rather for the master, the menting if
I had better get home or a sup hel becold.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yep, now we got it.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm just junkie.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is an important one.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Do you from your downstairs starts tell you what it's saying.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's quite siritual at.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
The moment, and he had do you drink what I
give you?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
What's wrong with you? Would I start tonight? After ten
years on Met.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Jerry briefs the show, I'm leaving the show, Jed morning
and welcome along to the Men and Jerry Show, the
second to last Met and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
In this morning, we're coming to you live from the
hot Spring spar pole in them on the outskirts of
Headley Oval.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, that's right, celebrating the Black Clash. Gotta say, we're
in the spa. You're not, Jerry, No, not yet Inshire
in Yeah, morning.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Boys, how are you all right? You guys are slipping
straight into that spar pole.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's so nice. It's a little bit chilly this morning
down here in christ Church, but it's very warm in
the spa.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Jerry. Yeah, I got a bit of personal admin to do, boys,
And once I've done that personal admind.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Ah, okay, okay, I'd appreciate if you did that Evden
before you get in itually, So good on you, Good
on you. When do you think you'll be able to
complete the Edmond this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Jerry?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that in the next ten minutes or is that
probably an hour away?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Thing?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm not sure this is the thing. I don't control
this particular piece of Edmund. I've got some control over.
I've got the control part of my legs is how
I can sort of access the admin, sure, but the
other part of the admin is on a timer that
I can't control, unfortunately. But I will keep you abreast
of any kind of developments in and around that admint,
and no doubt that everything will be fine in just

(02:21):
a few moments.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'll tell you what. It's pretty surreal here in this
hot spring spa very nice in here on the boundary
line of Hagley Oval.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Can we ever look at what.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Temperature were running here, fellas? I think it's about a
thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
The Hot Springs boys have really put it on for
us this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
We came here for a bit of a ricky last
night and it wasn't warm yet, so they've just blasted
this all night and now it's absolutely toasty in here,
and I'm just going to park up, listen to some Jews,
Listen to.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
You boys talk to Heavy Day though then that and
Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Live from a hot Spring spar Paull and Hagley Oval
on the boundary of Hagley Oval on a what would
could only be described as a very very brisk brist
christ Church morning.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I can't wait for the sun to come up so
you can see what's written across ash and the groundstaff
here at the Hagley over written something and along the
field there you might be able to say it's it's
a lot of words. Goes through about thirty meters and
when the sun comes up you'll be able to read
that message. And it's quite touching. I can my second
to last Met in Jerry show ever.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I can see one word and it is go.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Go, the word go away.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I can see the word go and that is what
you are doing tomorrow the final ever Matt and Jerry show.
But today, Yeah, we're here in christ Church on the
boundary of Hagley Oval, just underneath the Sir Richard Handley Stand.
I think it's actually just called the Handley Stand, isn't
it in Hagley Oval?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That hand path what I think it's the Haad Path,
Handley Pavilion, Oh, the Handley Pavilion, the head path.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, we're doing this today because tickets go on sale
for the sent seventh annual Hot Spring spar T twenty
Black Clash in association with Wolfbrocket of course it's a
day night cricket match played under lights. If you haven't
heard of the Black Nation, I think you probably have.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's the best fun in sport in the yearly calendar.
You'd have to say.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's a full game, it's an entertaining game. It's cricket
versus Rugby. A whole lot of famous people that you know,
and so far out of the six games, this is
the seventh one. Every single one has been a massive success,
huge sellout and of course massive on television as well.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, such a good time. And you talk about big names.
I think we're going to splash down some big names
in the spy with us today, aren't we, Jeremy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I believe Karen Reid, who's the captain of Team Rugby,
at some stages going to hop in and shame us
all with this.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Rick Kevin Reid.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Kevin Reid, that's right, former All Black captain Karen Reid.
And I believe a little later on we're going to
be joined in one form or another by former West
Indian opening batsman Chris Gaale.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You what that's right for the universe bosses getting in
the pool with a.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Former West Indian opening batsman Chris Gaale again to shame
us with this wrex. So I've got a lot she's reck.
Nothing wrong with me, she's reck.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
What about my reck.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
That?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, we haven't seen your riggae Jery. So if you're
going to be judging ours, if you can get.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Standing like standing outside the the spar like a total
wounded judging people's wrecks, I guess I'm garying.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's garying. It's a form of oide.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's an aggressive form of garrying when you hover over
to gary.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
We've got some minor issues frond around electricity, but we'll
deal with that as time goes on. I believe there's snow. Actually,
you know it's snowing. It's snowing in the hills. Do
we look at that great cloud cover.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
It does look a little bit like a snow cloud
up there, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Thick cloud here in Crossheaps this morning?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, I can. I can tell you when I was
flying in last night, you felt like there's a bit
of weather around. That's that's always the same saying that
the pilots say when they get on there's a little
bit of weather around, and you know that you're in
for something.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'll tell you what I met Conan O'Brien, the famous
United States talk show host, on the way down, and
he had something to say about weather in New Zealand
that i'll share with you.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
And just a little bit to O'Brien, tall and ginger,
lovely man, you're talking about me The Matt.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Live from a Hot Springs sparpole at Hagley over on
the boundary here.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yes, so we're just doing a little bit ups and
downs on the on the volume of the a jury.
Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Can you guys hear me at all? Seriousness? I can
hear you, mesh. I can't now hear that.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I couldn't hear. I'm getting so much mesh.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, You're getting a lot of me right anyway, I'm
getting the perfect amount of you, Mesh. I'm getting not
enough for me, a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Of mess because I'm getting his voice loudly and he's
basically nude and leaning over me.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sorry, this is a lot here. That's about the most
mass I've ever got it.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
All right, guys, it's rude to up in studio a
here right, Okay, So I can tell you now Jerry
sounds really good.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
That sound good.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Mash sounds really good. Matt, you sound really distant. You
sound distant.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
Now it's an.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Emotional time for me. I am a bit distant. How's
that that sounds good?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is this is really good radio hick one to
check one well, that's check now you all sound.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Even now you Jerry? Can you just sound now?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Jerry?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You sound great? Rude, it sounds excellent. This is theism
you get. Okay, Chick chick one too. You sound the best,
thanks man, out of all of us, I reckon, you
sound the best.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
You sound really good now.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Jerry Mass sounds the second best. I think Matt's sounding
a lot better than he did before.

Speaker 9 (07:40):
Matt sounded great before. Now he doesn't sound as good.
That sounded amazing earlier of what's happened to him.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Check one too, check one too. Now you guys sound good.
I'm going to duck out. You guys sound great. I
think that sounds good. I think we've got everyone. Now
we can start the break. Boom, let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah. Well, you're saying that you ranted to come to Nobrien.
That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, you say, ran into Canaan and Brian I was
waiting at the carousel, the baggage carousel at Christchitch Airport,
and and Conan Brian said to me, I hear you
in radio.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
How did you know? I was?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay over there told him just seconds before, Okay, why
don't you write the story? You earned the story. I
could have just started with I hear you in radio.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
So Conan and O'Brien the great light night, late night
host and podcaster and just a superstar. Anyway, we had
a bit of a back and forth about the hawker
and and and then we said, there's a bit of
weather coming. And he goes, you know what, I love weather?
He goes, I come from weather. I love whether I
like to go places with us a bit of weather.
I don't go somewhere with there's not whether I want

(08:44):
to see whether. And he goes, I'm excited about the
weather really, which is Interesting's kind of like, yeah, you
like a bit of weather, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I do like a better weather.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh that's interesting. I was when he says weather, I mean,
what's he talking about? There?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is he talking if we we spin a whole show
giving us because I say, our sunny day is that
episoence of weather?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You know? I would have said that a Sunday day
is with I mean, there's always weather.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I say, if it's a clear skuys, there's no weather,
and whether it's the stuff that comes in. But anyway,
let's not going in to that that we lost. We
lost months on that about five years ago. But yeah,
so there's some weather for Conan o brian, so he'll
be happy.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, Well, you and Conan O'Brien and in New Zealand
airline pilots all feel exactly the same way because and
our flying and normal conditions is in absence of weather.
They never ever say anything. But as soon as as
soon as there's bumps or as soon as there's some
wonder they always had, there's a little bit of weather.
I'll tell you that today at christ Church and last
night there was a lot of weather around. That's for sure.

(09:42):
She's swirling around New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'll tell you what though the Black Clash always says
good weather, doesn't it it does.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well told, there's a bit of time, isn't it? Into January?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
End of January that's there's the best time to put
something on in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, Saturday, eighteenth of January twenty twenty five. Next year
is the Black Clash. Next year the seventh Clash Team
Rugby versus Team Cricket and some big stars confirmed, including
Chris g good luck bowling to him the Universe Boss.
He will smash you to all parts of this ground.

(10:13):
This is the Matt and Jerry Show Live from a
hot Spring spar Pole.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
That weather or ound.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's the Mat and Jerry Show Live from a hot
spring spar Pole at Hagley over right on the boundary
here underneath the Hadley Pavilion and Matt. Karen Reid has
just hopped into the Hot Spring Spa wearing an.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Impressive red speed out. Actually, welcome Karen, morning. Let's have
we going. Yeah, it's a beautiful day here. It's a
good day to be in the spa.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
With that, We've got the radiohdget Easy Up, which is
doing a lot of We're pretty.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Lucky that Black Clashes in January and not spring time
in New Zealand. Especially Christy. It's right, we're out there.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah she is. She is a little bit weird. I
still haven't quite made my way into the spar poll
at the moment, I'm operating from the outskirts in a
gary situation, scaring on the outside of the spar pool.
But as the sun starts to come up, I don't
know if we'll see the sun. I don't think we'll
see the sun for some time, but we'll certainly see
a bit of light and a bit of time.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I think, yeah, well, I think it's you know, we're
probably in some ways cross yours hopefully isn't going to
get as bad weather as what there is around the country.
I hear there's a bit of snow up on top
of the Southland. It's horrendous up there. So look, I
think you've put the good place to be if you're
going to be anywhere in New Zealand and the SPA,
Hagley Oval is a good place to be.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's not too bad, is it. Kevin Reed? Are you
you're captain of the rugby team again this year?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I am yes.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
And we've got a great side superstar, got an absolute superstar,
so Chris Gay. Hopefully we can get him on the
phone very shortly. You know he's going to add a
lot of rasmetis and a lot of everythingk to this
the unise universe.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Bos what time is it in the Caribbean right now
as a party time, I'd.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Say it would be. So it's about it's the same
as the US Eastern time. Okay, so I'm saying yesterday,
but seven hours a hit around about.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
We've probably just yeah, cruising at about midnight now the
last time a perfect time to talk to Chris Scale.
Unfortunately he's in India. So ah right, it's good that
we did all that. We did all that many.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
So that's interesting. We're going to ring him at twelve
forty time with the Caribbean. So how do you read?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
How do you reckon? Everyone feels about bowling to Chris Gale?
I mean, of all the players that you could bowl
to in a match like this, Chris.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Gale, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
We'll bring an Anton def sits from Team Cricket soon
and he can tell you because he's probably played against
him a couple of times. I certainly wouldn't want to
be doing it. You look at you know how he
just comes out there with that swagger. He doesn't care,
really does he about whoever is that that bowler that
comes in and just wants to go out there and
smack them?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
For sick.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, yeah, I mean he's still playing. You know he's
he's not he's not a retired cricketer.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
No. The other thing about Hammer is that I wouldn't
want to be if I was. If I was a
guy from and I was running in and my follow through,
basically I'd be thinking about getting one straight back in
the face.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I'm trying to think we bold on Jerry. I'd say
you'd probably come around the wicket, would you. You're trying
to tuck him in, trying to come into the pad.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
You know what I'd do, I'd whip one pass as
he is.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
First, i just push him back.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I'd push him back. I'd push him back and push
him back, and then i'd toss one up and hope
just trap him.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
In front, don't give him any room and lit those
arms slowing.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, I don't know. I think you just hope that
maybe he just happens to miss time one and maybe
I had se down the throat of someone that's on
the boundary. But I don't know. He doesn't miss time many.
It's the problem with that massive heavy bet that he's got.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, how you pick up I'm interested in actually trying
to pick up that bat.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think he's running a four pound bat something like that.
It would be more than that. Yeah, that's an incredible way.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I'll tell you what you're not doing. You're not you're
not probably starting full and straight because that would just
he's smashed that straight back at your face.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
So you've got to be very careful here. Yeah, good luck,
teen cricket. That's boating very well for us.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think, yeah, Well, hopefully we'll maybe give him a
try a little bit later on, see if we can
get him on. See if we can get him on
the phone, that'll be that'd be fantastic. In fact, we
might try and do that now and and we'll we'll
come back and just a moment we see if we
can get Chris Gaal on the phone. This is the
Matt and Jerry Show Live from a hot Spring spa

(14:47):
Paul at Hagley Oval.

Speaker 11 (14:49):
It's made and jim me on ready, Lucky, it's mad
and jim me he's then wells maintain Juy.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
All right, The Nation Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Met Jerry Show Live from a hot Spring spar Paull
at Hagley Oval. We're doing this because today tickets gone
sale for the seventh annual Hot Spring Spa T twenty
Black Clash and Association with Wolf Frocks. So here we
are inside of a Hot Spring Spa on the outskirts
of Hagley Oval, and Karen Reid has a cell phone
in his hand and on the speed dial. I see

(15:34):
there is the word Universe Boss. Karen, Universe Boss.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes, that's give him a call and fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
He can he can pick up.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
He's pretty laid over in India, I believe, come out
to midnight over there. I'd say he's probably only just
having a nice Denilum something like that.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
The bar where he goes out.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Come on, Universe Boss.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Pack up.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Even as some save numbers my sockets.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Read, I'm not sure if I am.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
I'm interested in the reception I get when he when
he picks up, and he's a.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Muppet in the here in reading Association with Wolfbrook comes
up on his phone. Yeah, the other thing is behind
you in the frame. It's the Hot Spring Spa, Scott.
It's an interesting look. Obviously, Universe bosses.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
He's just bossing the universe somewhere.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Can we at least get his answer phone message? Or
he's not running one.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, we're really really warm inside of a spar pole.
No answer. Ah, he's busy at midnight and in the
crazy Yeah, you imagine that he's having a very different
life to what we're loving. As we're sitting inside of
a spar pole trying to heat up, he'll be trying
to cool down, possibly trying to do the opposit it.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Look, you know, it's a bit of a bit of
a lit down, but it won't be a let down.
Come January eighteen, here Hot Springs, Spars, Black Lass and
association with Wolfbrook.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
He'll be right. He is.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Absolutely right on. Yeah, I think this, as I said before,
there's going to be a lot of bowlers who are
not going to be putting their hands up to Voldem.
I'm assuming he's going to open about it. Is that
the plan, Karen? Yeah, I think you'd think so right.
That's his natural position, it's where he normally comes out
of captain. Do you get to decide that, Yeah, I'll
tell him where to go. You tell him to.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
The universe boss. Now universe boss so hopefully gives me
an opportunity to bet with him. Yeah, I think there
won't be any running, which suits me. Down to the
ground and yeah, so just I think, you know, get
him out early and then he can get back to
the bar as soon as he came.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Obviously, I don't know how do Team Cricket feel about
having the Universe Boss Chris Gale play against him. I mean,
here's a cricket player, of course, how does it work
Team Crackit versus Team Rugby? Of course, that's what's the
link this is about.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh look, I think it's either physical characteristics. You picked
up a rugby ball at some point in your LuFe
and Universe By says done both And if you look
at his back, apparently it is as wide as you'll get.
You know, he does a lot of work in the gym,
so you easily play on the side of a scrum.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
So you seen him a rugby ball, snap the shot? Yeah,
he opened the package back straight away. Team Rugby you're in.
It's pretty loose from We'll take anyone, and especially someone
like Chris.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
G You've got Karen Reed inside of the hot Spring
Spa here on the outskirts of Hagley over this is
the Matt and Jerry share. The second to last Matt
and Jerry showed the Victory Lap Stay with us with Maxine.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
It's Mad Jerry, It's not massy Jermy Well.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
I'm a Manain Jury Show Live from a Hot Spring SPA.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Poul and Hagley over. We're doing this because today tickets
go on south with the seventh Annual Hot Spring SPA
T twenty Black Clash an Association Worth wolfbrook and I
can tell you that the day has dawned here in
christ Church. It's dawned, rainy, and it's dawned absolutely freezing cold.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well, that's why the Hot Springs SPA Black Class and
Association with Wolfbrooks doesn't happen at this time of year.
It happens in mid to late January.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Thank god the Hot Springs SPA Black Class and Association
with Wolfbrock isn't happening today because there would be no play, although.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I would quite like it because Ashen and the team
here have written using their robotic line drawer.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Robotic line drawer.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
So nowadays at grounds you can just you send off
a robot and it does all the lines, does all
the touch lines, does the boundary line, does everything, does
the circle. But you can also just put words in
it and it'll go and paint them on the field.
So they've written you seem busy, I'll let you go
man and big leaders. I watched it. I watched them

(20:24):
doing it for forty five.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
It's a video of it there for your Jerry. A
lot of those vacuum cleaners and all operate around a
house on its.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, it's like a vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
It does, doesn't it And it just kind of moves
around there. They programmed that in here the ground stuff
for hegley ovall.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
So be good if they could, if they could leave
that up for the Black Clash to be great.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
How long does it take before that washes away? Because
at the moment it's raining.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, well it survived the night, so I think it'll.
I think it should be there till January.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
See how quick questions for you? Is there any reason
why mash was in stocks yesterday? I saw mansion stocks?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, we're playing at the staying at the scenic hotel.
People that from christ which will know the Cotswold scene
a hotel, beautiful spot in Merrivale. It's beautiful, it's it's
a tutor it's the full Tutor operation effect, the Tutors
bar at the front. It's it's it's like stepping back
in time. And we found out last night that's where
the Crusaders used to get ged up before the game.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yes, that's another in itself, isn't it. So turn up
on horseback to the Tudor motel and yeah, the cots
holt and then they get pumped up and went down. Yeah,
exactly like you've just said.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
I know it sounds unbelievable, but apparently we just happen
to be staying at the same place that Karen Reid
and the Ye Crusaders used to stay at pre game.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Some coffees are just arriving as well. Goodness, you've been
hanging out for one of those hours. Thank you very much.
I've been doing the show for eleven years and that's
the longest I've been on the show without having a coffee.
It's that time I went off briefly.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Was just stupid. So we're saying the Tudor, the Tudor stime.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
This is a flat white mine's an Americana was cream?
Oh no oh no, oh shit, shut the whole thing down. Okay,
we're going home. Wine's an Americana with cream and not
a flat white.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Shut it down.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
You play a song fell Over, talk a little bit
more about the Cotsalkers.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Many, I'm about to throw my freaking toys.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Many play the song.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
It's The Mantain Jerry Show live from a hot Spring
spar Poll at Hagley Over. We're doing this because today
tickets gone south of the seventh annual Hot Spring SPA
T twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook. And if
you don't know what the Black Clash is, it's a
day night cricket match played under lights here at Hagley
Oval in christ Church. It's going to be on Saturday,

(22:40):
the eighteenth of January twenty twenty five, Team Rugby versus
Team Cricket. Captaining the Team Rugby side former All Black
captain Karen Reid, who's going to be joining us in
the SPA.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
And just before we tried to ring the universe boss
he'll be opening the batting for Team Rugby, Chris Gale.
But he didn't answer his Songe, No, he didn't. He's
and then you're apparently. I think that was the most
predicted part of the show today that Scale wasn't going
to answer his phone with some muppets from New Zealand
rang him up and tried to have a chat from
a sparple.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
It was quite a humbling moment, wasn't it as well?
Because Kieran was quite nervous that maybe the universe boss wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Know who he was. And yeah, Kieran read worrying about
someone not knowing.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
How far below away from the universe.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Boss, Well, this is the what you've got there as obviously, Kieren,
a great New Zealand, a great all Black captain, great
all black.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Looking great and a.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Pair of Speedos. But I mean that's the universe, Bosington,
that's the universe Bo.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, I mean that's that's a big thinking about looking
great and a pair of Speedos, Chris Scale and a
pair of Speedos. That that's that's good.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
That's good stuff to put a picture for those people
at home, Man John Disi and Kieren Reader just entering
the spar in front of us here as we are
just kind of treading the boards on the outside, fellas.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Looked on really good and the undies and the trunks.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yes, it's a good look. It's a good lot. Oh no,
the rang easy. It's just decided to poe itself at
the moment. I'm just having a look on the window. Yet,
let me, let me just have a lot, because it's
a good day to be inside a spapool, isn't it. Yeah,
it's not such a good day to be gearing on
the outside like we are at the moment currently running

(24:12):
nine degrees. Wow, it doesn't feel like nine degrees.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It doesn't feel like nine degrees in the hot spring
spar it feels like thirty eight.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
See, Kien's just saying they're not sure you can hear
that through the microphones. But Karen's pretty keen for you
wish to get in. I think also, we've been kicked
out for a TV and Z cross. We've been we've
been asked to leave the spa for Yeah, that's right.
They don't want they don't want our terrible rigs in there. No,
so there's nine degrees.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
But but she's we're running a terrible rig sixteen sixteen,
not south easterly. Yeah, I think it's the sixteen, not south.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Easterly, which is making you feel like it's about I
think the soggy rash shit that I'm wearing in a
and that sow Westerly is really it's really cutting through.
But look, we're not here to complain. No, we're not
to celebrate. No, we are the Hot Spring spa Black
Clash and association with Wolf Brooks and my second last
ever bloody show on radiodee. You're speaking of that? Cares
about that anymore?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Speaking speaking of that, we've been asking people to send
messages and on three four eight three eight hundred Hydache
and of course sending messages as well via the talkback
function on their iHeartRadio, and we've gathered together a little
bit of a montage. Let's have a listen to some
of those.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Good morning boys.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
I'm here from Cross Church, just pushing Matt good luck
on his next endeavors, and just wondering if you guys
could do a round of Guess the stash the cash,
that would be great if you can find some contestants
for that.

Speaker 12 (25:35):
Good Luck Matt from Tim.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Ricky, Rosie and Ruby. That's my three dogs.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Bye bye, by how much?

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Long time listener, first time caller, and the wife's not
happy that I've waken either, very keen to hear shocker
and rear Walker story.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
So if you could elaborate.

Speaker 14 (25:51):
On that, that would be bloody good Matt, good luck,
z'd be Hey.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Also, thanks for your time.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's been amazing by Matt Teith.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
It's time to depart with streaking tales that warmed every heart.
Burt's on the air, a drink of the spar You've
set the standard for a radio star, from bears in
the morning to stories I'm told you left us all laughing,
brash and bold. Your Madison made him a daily delight.
But now her rocky mornings will lose their bright light.
So cheers to you, Matt Football that you've done.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
The Burts, the streets.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
The Unstoppable Fund will miss you, mate. It's the end
of an area radio without you. Will feel much better.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
Hey, now thanks through an awesome radio show.

Speaker 15 (26:31):
Me and my two sisters have listened to you our
whole life from Alfie Pierre and Kenny Innate.

Speaker 16 (26:38):
Got shut up, hey, Maddie Felipo from Carmi here, mate,
sorry to hear you leave them the show. I've been
here right from the star. I've still got me sticker
on the pin board from Winning Cyber Bully Monday or
Tuesday whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh, all the best.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
It was very sad to hear that you leave, and it.

Speaker 16 (26:55):
Sounded like you were dying a couple of weeks ago
when you first announced it. You know who you're going
to new talk to e b Oh my god, you
will be dead after taking calls from bus Anyway, all
the best.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
Hey, Matt, really going to miss having you on the show.
The Matt and Jury podcast has been soundtrack to my
life for the last few years, including last summer when
I had to paint in the house which was pretty
punishing and you were going through the same thing. The
only problem being that the podcast was so funny I
keep nearly falling off my ladder. Yes, all the best
for the future. Bless, bless, bless.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hey Matte Andrew here from Taranaki.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
I just let you know I'm going to miss you guys,
or miss you when you're gone.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
We've been a big part of my life for a.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Long time now, since in twenty fifteen when you were
broadcasting live from the pipe new of the Cricket World
Cup and you guys made me New Zenader of the
Week for saving a hl that got us head caught
in the KFC crush a cap so good memories and
all the best.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Hey Matte, it's a lover and the attenda here.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I won a fifty dollars petrol voutcher one and you
help me name my car black Brenda, which was problematic.
Miss you already.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
I find you very relatable. You're much more rock and
roll than Jerry, which I appreciate. All the best for
the future.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Love you, babes than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
That's you two on Radio Hodecky.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
It's producer Ruder here because the guys are actually currently
down jumping into sparkpool. Thanks to Wolfbrook for the teacher.
You know what I've been saying for the last twenty seconds. Guys,
we're about to go on here. Guys are about to
go on here, and I think someone's just jumping on
there now.

Speaker 10 (28:30):
We're live on air. If you can hear me in
Christ you wonder.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Who it's just me?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Who's just me?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You're in a good day, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
I'm just going to pass the microphone now over to
Jerry if it's all right.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Yeah, absolutely, you mean Jeremy Well.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, and here's me as well.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Okay, guys, sorry, if you're watching TV ins here this morning.
You would have seen the boys. They just had a
live cross to TV and Z breakfast here good fellas, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Welcome back to the radio.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Don't mind me, Just old grand dad coming out of
the spark pool trying to find a microphone.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Jeezy fellas Karen an antip discition there as well. Okay, boys,
how is that? Life crossed the TV in.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
A couple of carriers in the corner of the end.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's difficult. You don't know quite where to look.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
But I nailed Karen Read in the mouth twice, was
soldied Cashew. That was I was happy with that. That
was impresive. I'll tell you what it's it's the best
place to be.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I've been outside Gary spark I hopped on and oh
it's nice in here. Thirty eight degrees Jesus is a
different place to be. But your good throw, actually the
first throw of yours, Matt, was fantastic. One of a
snack of ching and casho straight into the care of
his mouth. And then you tried to repeat it. It's
consistency is my problem.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I can, I can a couple of goodies, but it's
just over an entire over six deliveries. It's not great,
but I got another one in there.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, to get another one on there. You're under pressure
because it wasn't the only soulted casho in the Spa either. No,
once you get out, it's going to be a whole
different shot. Actually, you've got blood coming off your nose,
which is interesting.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Why would I have blood coming off There's a bit of.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Blood in your nice There was too many? Do you
get Is that an injury from the snack of chini
throwing before you've somehow injured yourself. You're you're bleeding.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Jesus. I don't remember being anything happening to me.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Have I been shot? I might have been shot? Cheers
there a sniper. I think I've just been necked across
the nose for a sniper. Some people not happy that
you're moving down here in christ possibly.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Siber Net fans.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't even know what time it is. It's coming
up to seven thirty. So we're going to take a
break in here and then listen.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's gonna be great if I didn't bleed in the
Spa for you.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Guys, Do you just want to play the air breakdown?
There made and we'll be back in a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Boys, it's Cherry and it's Cherry.

Speaker 12 (30:46):
It's Cherry's Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
That Jerry Show podcast Matt Jerry Show Live from Hot
Spring Spa at Hagley over We're here because tickets going
say for the seventh annual Hot Spring Spa T twenty
Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook Today, of course the
Black Clash a day night cracker match played under lights
here at Hagley Over Cross. It certainly in different conditions,

(31:12):
I imagine on January the eighteenth when the game goes on.
Because today she's cold, she's wet, and she's windy.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But Jeremy, she's warm in the hot Spring spar.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
This is the best place to be. It's definitely inside
the Hot Spring spar. Although we have had to crank
it up a little bit because she's cooled down in Jay.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Whether the water displacement has been a problem some BEG
units getting in and out and splashing water over the side,
so were a bit low, a bit low. Also, I
got shot I think for a sniper during a TVNZ cross.
My nose started bleeding. Have we whipped out how that happened?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yet? Yeah? Shot by a sniper or scratched by your
own fingernail, as my.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Fingernails is nicely manicured.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Well, they are actually quite nicely manicured.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Your fingernails. Those an't going to cut. Those aren't gonna
cut no one, mate.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Are you sure you didn't do it when you were
throwing that casho into Karen Reed's mouth, just.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Before slotting that slted cashe into Karen Readsmount.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I didn't see you sliding a salted cashew in.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
There or slotted.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hey, isn't this my second last show? I feel like
then this can we bring it back to me?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
But not enough viewing it? There's not enough me in it. No,
that's true. Although looking out on the ground, it's interesting
to arrive today and there's a message that's been written
out on the ground and it says you've seem busy,
we'll let you go. And that's very nice of the
Heckley Oval ground staff. Isn't it to write that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
And I was mencemarized. So we're talking about it earlier
by the paint robot they've got, because you can plug
that in and now all the lines on grounds are
done by Ai Jeremy AI or kind of like a
just one of those wounding vacuum cleaners.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, it looks like it looks like a giant vacuum
clean doesn't it a white sort of a thing.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
It took a long time to write. You've seem busy.
Will let you go, Matt. But it looks great. And
what a nice gesture from Esh and the boys, And
what a great venue Heckley Oval is. It's beautiful. I
mean better when it's not freezing cold and raining, but
still beautiful.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Remember some of the internationals that we've commentated here as
the ACC and after the game, we've had the pleasure
and the privilege of playing a little bit of cricket
out on the on the on the pitch that they
were using for the game, and I remember Lee Hard
in particular coming in and really bending the back. Actually

(33:26):
it was it was just kind of a fun sort
of a situation where we were just just having a
bit of a hit. And of course, you know, as
non professional playing cricket, it's always nice to play on
pictures like that. You always think, oh, this is a
fantastic pitch to play in a little bit of pace
and bounds. And Lee Hart really he steamed in and
he wrapped it in heavy ball. He does, and he
was putting it through the shoulder region of the ground. Stuff.

(33:48):
They were not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
A competitors.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
A he's a competitor and at a time when you're
just sort of tossing the ball up normally and just
having a little bit of fun. But anyway, and if
you're listening, Lee Haggard was there, Snacker Changy PROMI shoved
onto TV and see it against their own their wishes.
They were onto you.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Just trying to help him mate out.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Who doesn't need help. He's successful, was man, it doesn't
take much. Well, the thing is you mentioned Snacker chinging
of it. You know, I'm going to throw the Snacker
I said.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I said, I'm going to throw this Snacker Changy in
the Hot Springs Spa into Karen Reed's mouth and association
with Bullprock is what I see.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, that's the difference between commercial radio and breakfast V.
So you get as many sponsorship names and as possible.
It's impressive. So we're going to be here all morning
in the Hot Spring Spa celebrating this beautiful weather come
off and to and Kieren who will be shriveling up

(34:48):
like a prone no doubt. Yeah at the moment, and right,
let's play a song so I can put my arms under,
take these headphones off and go under. There's been suggested
that we should be running a seven forty four pelvic
floor inside of this, inside of this sparple and squeeze. Yep,
I all do now already and squeeze everyone careen, Anton, squeeze, squeeze,

(35:11):
squeeze and al squeezing in a squeeze and.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Hold Anton, you stop, you still on it?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
You can tell I look at Anton's face because he's release. Release.
You can squeeze and release and on the other things.
You can pulse if you'd like. And it might seem
a little bit unusual, and you probably see some ripples
going across the surface of the water here. But if
you want to pulse, that's also a good technique. I'm
going to pulse for five. I'm just holding two. Pulse three. Well,

(35:42):
my pelvic floor's weakened. We haven't done this for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
That's floppy.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
What's wrong on my pulvert?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
My pelple floor hasn't been this bad since my second child.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Gods like I've just had twins.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
And release and the wheels are off.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeap. Matt and Jerry Show Live from the hots brings
Spa and Hagley Oval. Someone shot me? Are these Mike's working?
Check one to check? Hello? Check check.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
Matten Jerry Huracky Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Oh that's Matt and Jerry The Mat and Jerry Show
podcast on.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
The Mantain Jerry Show. It's ten minutes to eight? Is
it here?

Speaker 8 (36:30):
This is?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
It's ten minutes to eight.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's it. I mean, time flies when you're in a
hot spring spa, doesn't it. We're just sitting there. We've
got no electronics, got no idea what's going on. Sun
has come up, though, wow, as much as it can
make its way through the clouds.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Would you say Sun's come up or would you say
the sun is somewhere behind a very very thick layer
of cloud.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Well, what I'd say is what I said to Conan
O'Brian yesterday. There's a lot of weather about there is.
I mean, I haven't told the story about Conana Brown
for about an hour. Some might as well say caught
the plane down with Conan. I'm the great. I'm a
big fan of his show and his podcast, and he
the great late night talk show host from America on
the same plane playing with him. He came up to

(37:09):
me and he says, he says, he says, he says
to me he does Conan and Brian. He says, you're
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Aren't you. Yeah, well we know why he said that
you're on the radio.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Well, Cap Britain did go up just beforehand said, can
you say to man that he's on the radio.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I had a great conversation with Conan Brian, very nice man.
But he said, like my weather. I said this a
bit of weather about it, and he goes, I like a
bit of weather, that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah. I spent a bit of time in Libya a
while ago. I spent a bit of time in Libya
a while ago. And Libya know the country, the country
liber Gaddafi, Libya actually okay God. And every morning you'd
get it. We get up because it was it was July,
so it was summer and libby and every morning we
get up and go beautiful day like it would just
be completely clear blue. And after about day six, the

(37:52):
Libyan minder who was looking after and said, what's wrong
with you guys? Every day you get up and keep
talking about the weather. Is that like a thing that
you do in New Zealand? And we said, well, it's
being's quite nice with He said, this is like this
for four months. Yeah, it's it does not there's not
a cloud in the sky for four months and we
don't even talk about the weather here.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Thank god you didn't run to cane Brian, because that
would have getting on that kind of punishy with a
chair would have been him turning around. We could you
flight out of the country. I was a Libya White's
cannan Obrian. I'll tell you I don't have a lot
of weather there wet.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
To fix it every morning.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well he's got over there with Grubby.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I was there with Grubby. Yeah, yeah, I was Grubby
and I were over there. No alcohol, oh Grubby, No,
I know. It was not easy for Grubby, that's for sure.
He got the shikes. Don't every day. He could hardly
operate the camera.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You can't see Grubby two alcohols.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
No cruel. It's the last time he's been without our coohol.
That was about what fifteen years ago. He hadn't been
he hadn't been with our alcohol fifteen years before and
he basically it was a little thirty year hiatus for grubby. Yeah,
well we're in the oval black class and association with

(39:11):
let's try with both prop That's exactly what it is.
And looking out today, there would be no play, no play,
no play is this is the kind of day that
when I was a little kid, I'd be crying. If
I woke up in the morning, I'd be like, wow,
they can't be playing cricket today, and the covers are
on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I mean, this is a wider conversation, but does cricket
need to find a way to be able to play
in bad weather? I mean, it's the only sport in
the world that has to shut down completely for bad
weather and then look for reasons to not play. The
other sport in the world's looking for reasons to play.
Cricket's looking for reasons to not play.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, that's right. Well it is difficult. I mean, obviously
there's the run ups, which is a bit of a concern.
I mean, if you're steaming in off thirty from thirty
meters and the next thing you know, you've got to
jump in the air and then slide on on a
very hard surface that sounds very slippery.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
That sounds like a you problem.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And then people worry about outfielders running around in the outfield.
I mean, I'm less concerned about outfielders running around the
outfield and slopping. I mean, who cares about that? Just
tread more carefully.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Well, Rugby players run around in the outfield.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, well, rugby players get smashed in the body. Yeah
the whole time. Nobody seems to worry about that. That's right.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Fielders run around the out ruby players run around in
the outfield in the weird and people smash them. That
doesn't even to creckt us.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Where do you sit on bad lights stopping play? In
that case, I say, just go for it. Okay, all right,
clearly you've never.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Faced grass on the work at play cricket.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You've never faced a ball at one hundred and thirty
k's in failing light.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Then well yeah, but it's okay, let's not get into
this because it's difficult time. But I'd say it's about
the audience, not about the players. It's about them. That's
about who's watching, you know, it's entertainment made anyway. Speaking
of entertainment, shall we get out of here. There's probaby
people listening to this this conversation. How rich you mean
to say it's about entertainment when we're having a buddegeing chair.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
What's the time? Oh what is it to my phone out?
I think it's about five to two oh five. Absolutely,
it's time to get out.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Okay, you've got news to play.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
We've got news to play. We've got some ads to play.
It's the Mat and Jerry Show, the second to last
Matt and Deary Show. Thank god he's a gross on
the worker play cricket.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
It's Jerry and Matt Mashy too. It's Jerry and Matt's
Jerry and that's.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Jermy and it's Jerry.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
We've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Did you pay for this unregistered guest.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Last night called the rother Mass the Mini?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I had better get home or a super heal bick
cold Yep, now we got it.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I'm just junky. This is an important one. Do you
trim your downstairs?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Start dist tell you what it's it's quite scual at
the moment, and he had do you drink? What I
give you a boy, what's wrong with you? We're I
start tonight. After ten years on the Matt.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Jerry Brief Show, I'm leaving the show.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Good morning, and welcome along to the Mat and Jerry Show,
the second to last Matt and Jerry Show of all time,
live from a Hot Spring spar Pull at Hagley Oval.
And we're doing this because tickets go on sale today
for the seventh annual Hot Spring Spa T twenty Black
Clash in association with Wolfbrook.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I'm experiencing a miracle here, Jeremy. We've got an easy
up on and yet it's raining. This rain drops everywhere
within the spa. Yeah, I'll tell you what that that is.
That's called a sixteen Not Southern Leavers.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Were whipping across Hagley Oval straight towards the Handley Pavilion
because the Hot Spring spar is just situated underneath the
Hagley the Hadley Pavilion, And unfortunately the Handley Pavilion doesn't
provide a lot of shelter from this particular wind.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
No it doesn't. But it is nice and warm in
the Hot Spring Spa.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Oh, it's absolutely beautiful. I'm having a look at the
temperature there, thirty seven h we could crank it up.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
We need to crank that up. I run my spar
at forty do you forty degrees? It's actually too hot.
It chases people out. People get too hot. I think
I think thirty thirty nine it's a good temperature. Let's
crack it up, mate.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Big difference between thirty seven and thirty nine. That wasn't there?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
There is? Actually, yeah, there is. There is some forty boy,
oh boy. Sometimes I do get mine up to forty two,
and that's not fun for anyone.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
We were joined before by Anton Deversitch and patterns at
what We were joined before by Anton Devsitch and Karen Reed.
They've popped out. Now they've popped out. So it's just
you and I alone looking out over Hagley Park.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
How the show started just you and I in a
sparpall at Hagley Park? How it started eleven years ago?
Did it full circle?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is that how it happened?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I can't remember how I started. Actually it was you,
me and Laura and on Cock Street.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I believe, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't think it had anything to do with show
called on Monday.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
A good question. I think it's called The Hurdicky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It's a it's a bitter name. We should use that
all along describes what it is.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, well that's what it was. The original show. It
is called The Hudicky Breakfast. Worth Matt, Laura and Jeremy
well I had my first and second name of Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
We are coming to you live from Hagley Oval inside
of a Hot Spring Spa. That's because tickets gone sale
today for the Black Clash January eighteen, twenty twenty five
here at Hagley Oval.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
That's right, Jeremy the Hot Spring Spar Black Class and
Association with Wolfbrook. I'm just sitting here and enjoying the moments.
You're ex's my second last show, so I'm trying to
soak it up all up, soak it all up, and
and it's not really working because I'm soaking the spar
and we don't normally do this.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
There's plenty of soak, consider.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Chaking up the moments is just soaking.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, it's not only soaking down below, but it's also
soaking from above because there's a radio to keep easy up,
which has been very loosely commissioned.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
That there is there's a ticking time bomb here. Of
anyone that's spent a lot of time with easy apps
in the rain will know that it pulls. The water
will pull, and every now and then it does a
massive dump and and there's there's a good chance that
I can see that. See that pool there, Joe, Oh,
I can see the poll that's going to dump at
some point. Essentially looks like a giant old man's nappy.
It is sitting above us, dump on us. It's a

(45:25):
full old man's nappy. Literally, how many leaders erick in there?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Three leaders?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
A five leaders?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, quite a few leads just waiting there, pulling in
one of the corners.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Is that? Is that like a fitting metaphor for the
end of the Mattain Jerry Show. It's just five leaders
of a full old man's nappy about to dump into
a body of water.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah. Now, I'm just feeling the breeze pick up two,
which is the time when it decides to go inside
out and then fleck all over us, but baguely over
for me. Just I've changed you before. I was just
looking straight out at the pitch and the pitch has
covers on it. At the moment because it's teeming with rain,
absolutely freezing suddenly taking my eyebrowser that's quite cold. But

(46:08):
just looking now I've changed view and now I'm looking
I'm going to say, I'm looking south south, right into
the wind, straight into the world and towards the southern
end of the Hadley Pavilion. And it takes me back
to the day when we were here for the ICC
Cricket World Cup in twenty fifteen and we were commentating

(46:28):
from a caravan just over that. Hell there mat just
behind the sight screen at the at the at the
Hadley Pavilion end.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It looks so different.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
And we interviewed Jerry Brownlee, who was forced upon us
actually by Jonathan Coleman, who was clearly one of his
political rivals, and he wanted to expose Jerry Browne in
some way and he said, look, he told Jerry Brownley,
you've got to go and chat to these guys at
the SEC in this caravan.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Jerry Brownley some cricket commentary cricket fan.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, he didn't really want to, but they said, he goes,
that's credit commentary, you love it. So Jerry Browne came
in what he didn't realize was was going to be
no cricket commentary at all. Instead, we're just going to
ask him where he had lost his virginity.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That's and Lee Baker from the ACC was unrelenting in
his line of questioning about Jerry Browny's relost his virginity. Well,
he was so cagey he wouldn't even say Northine on
his south I know.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I mean, all we were asking for was a location.
Is that really that much to usk?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Too much to ask of sitting sitting minister.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Then, unfortunately, what happened is that some people from Catering
were walking a pellette of beers past us and decided
to give us some beers because they were fans of
the ACC, and some people from the ICC unfortunately saw
those people loading the beers into the ACC caravan and
thought that it was some kind of stage planned move

(47:44):
and that really started the spiral basically downhill with our
relationship with the ICC.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
And then just up from there, some people came up
and pulled their pants down in front of us, and
we're blamed for that as well. We were actually the victims.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh that's right, there was that v ginasite.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
We had nothing to do with it. We were in
the we were near some people that were pulling Vanagina's
and somehow that was our fault.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
So basically troll what people do with their pants. We
were victims not only of Jonathan Coleman with what he
did to us, with Jerry Brownlee, Jerry Brownley's dishonesty. Yeah,
Jerry Browny, the caterers dropping alcohol ons which we didn't want,
and then some people in the Vanagina situation, which has
nothing to do with us.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Over there, all over there, all all over there, all
over there. Does certainly makes you think, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
It certainly does certainly makes you fag Yeah, second last,
second to last show. Yeah. Should we play a song? Yeah,
let's play come Back.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
And a bit?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
What makes you? Certainly doesn't make it? Boy?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Does it make you make Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
It really does.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
We are live from Hagley Oval, inside of a hot
Spring spar although now we have hopped out of the
hot Spring SPA.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Transition from in a spa to out of a spa
in cold weather is a challenge. It's challenge is so
nice in the It's like being born into the world,
leaving the womb.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Can I just say as well, Fellas finally met it.
You talked about it earlier in the show, but you
can really see that lovely message of the Hagley over
Ground stuff ift for you.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You've seen Busy Will Let You Go, Matt.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
And the Worlves are blasted up in our socials because.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Isn't that nice and as lovely?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It actually makes me a bit sad looking at that.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Isn't it lovely when people do nice stuff? You know
they've gone out of their way to do that nice thing. Yeah, yeah,
And I mean it's people doing good stuff.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
That's a fraze of you so often of the last
eleven years many But now that you're actually leaving, reading
you've seen Busy Will Let You Go actually.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Makes me feel a little bit emotional. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I am actually quite busy, busy putting my socks on
because freeze freezing gold.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
On those woolen socks. Just to make a picture. Here
we're at Hagley Oval and look there's going to be
no cricket play today. Put it that way, because come
January eighteenth, here at Hagley Oval, this ground will no
doubt be sold out. Tickets go on sale today for
the Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook and you can
get your tickets and then come down here because she's

(50:01):
a great family atmosphere. It'll be warm, it's christ Church.
It's the eighteenth of January, a beautiful time of year. However,
you've got to say the third of October my brother's birthday,
and oh it is not a heavy birthday. Richard is
not happy birthday, Dickie Wells is not necessarily a warm
time of year. It's not a cricket time playing time

(50:21):
a year.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
No, there will be cricket here in November though in
the English Test late November, that'd be good. I think
it's nearly sold out already, but not now. You're absolutely
right too, there was no credit going to be played
there today. Yeah, absolutely, one hundred percent right on that one.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
In terms of grounds now you have to put Hagley
over right up there. And previously I don't know if
you guys had been to Lancaster Park, but it was
a good ground Mancaster Park. But she was a mixed
purpose ground. It was a rugby ground. It it was
a cricket ground. There was some particularly short boundaries, good good,
good cricket wicket plenty of pace and bounce. But you've

(50:59):
got to say that the people who worked really really
hard to get Hagley Oval as a cricket ground, and
I know, against a lot of opposition in christ Church
as ridiculously which seems absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I think it was many people that wanted to walk
their poodles in a circle, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I think some people had an idea on what Hagley
Park was meant to be. There was some idea that
it must not be used for commercial purposes or something right,
and so they had in their idea this dogma. And
now though you look at it and when there's not
people in it, it's just a beautiful bowl and a
beautiful ground. It's a lovely piece of grass. And then
obviously when it's filled up you have to say, now

(51:34):
it would be Hagley Oval and it would be the
Basin Reserve in terms of great New Zealand grounds. And
I actually say this has got it over the Basin.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
I think this is one for me. Basins two and
then the Bay Oval at the moment's three. But that
might just be a favorite to some thing. I mean,
even since they've had this, though Hagley Oval was Hagley
Park stories lost absolutely nothing. There's still so much area
out there, and I think people are starting to love
it finally. Even but we were here last night, Matt.
He we went with for a bit of a WRECKI
and people are wandering around. You can come down the
public park. You can come for a wanderer on the

(52:02):
outfield here.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
And the other great thing about it is that the pitch.
The pitch that's the issue with bay Over, isn't It
is a little bit dead. But this pitch is a
fantastic pitch. It's got pace, it's got plenty of bounds,
it's got something for everyone. There's decent sized boundaries, great place,
great place to play cricket. He'll be over. Jeez, we've
got deep into some cricket grand chat, didn't we.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, you seem busy Billy's show.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
There is something about Jeremy and the Mat and Jerry
Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
This is the second to last Madden Jerry Show. An
interesting place to do the second to last at Matt
and Jerry Show, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, that's not how I mentioned it. I don't know
how I mentioned it as but weird.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Well, I mean, right in front of you it says
you've seen busy. We'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Matt. That's nice. That wasn't but it was nice. It
was lovely of the ground stuff here. I guess we've
talked about that a lot today.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, but we've asked this week for your messages of
goodwill and support with Matt leaving his last show on
radioh Key tomorrow, and we've also asked some well known
New Zealanders to have their thoughts to share their thoughts
on you leaving that and we thought we'd be it
would be remiss of us not to go right to

(53:27):
the top of New Zealand and talk to the New
Zealand Prime Minister and find out what he thinks.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, Ghido Fellaws, it's Leeheart here.

Speaker 18 (53:35):
Look, I just wanted to say quick congratulations to Mad
and Jerry on what has been one heck of an
innings together. But in all seriousness, what a fantastic duo
you are. And I know a lot of Hrichy listeners
are going to be absolutely gutted to lose you. But equally,
I imagine there's an awful lot of news talks eNB
listeners who are absolutely terrifyed by the prospect of Matt
Heath coming their way to punish their ear drums. The

(53:55):
bottom line is there's never a dull moment with you wounders,
and I know it gives my team certainly heart palpitation
whenever I come on your show. But that's exactly why
I'll certainly be tuning into the Mat and Jerry's show,
Victory Lap, have fun, all the best and I hope
you go out with a bang.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Fellas.

Speaker 19 (54:10):
Take care Maddie here you congratulations on a stellar rodio
hooacky career.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Mate.

Speaker 19 (54:17):
I'm so sad to see you go. You and Jerry
on the morning piercing my ear drums. I'm going to
miss that, mate. Some of my personal favorites over the years,
and the favorite was when you asked Sir.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
John Key whether he trimmed is downstairs operation.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Now.

Speaker 19 (54:32):
What I want from your mate and your new career
at is talk to me, is to make sure you
hold all.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Politicians to that sort of account.

Speaker 19 (54:39):
Keep it right on, mate, love your work, Good on.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Your mate, Hey Johnny too good here, Hey Matt, see
you later, bro, Congratulations and all that.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
We're going to miss your love you boys. I'll definitely
be listening to the Matt and Jerry Show, victory lap
onwards and upwards.

Speaker 14 (54:56):
Yeah, hey guys, Lisa Carrington and Colin here, you've just
caught us reading your punishing book, Matt. But congratulations on
eleven years and the Matt and Jerry Show. What a
feat you guys just absolutely must be proud of yourselves.
And I've absolutely loved al Yan's so thank you for that.
And I'll be watching The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 12 (55:18):
VI Kudatt pondering Matt Heath.

Speaker 20 (55:20):
I think what a legend is Matt Heath is like
that school teacher who just imparts wholesome lessons upon you,
life lessons that staying with you forever. And then five
years later you're in a nightclub and you make that
same teacher and you just find out he's an absolute

(55:41):
deviate and he imparts on your whole another set of
lessons that are treacherous but so important to life. I
suppose what I'm saying is, Matt, I love you man,
I've loved you on Hodaki, I've loved you as a friend,
and I'm going to love you in the future.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
That's a lovely, blessed message from dying with there and
some other Great New Zealanders as well, including the Prime
Minister Chris Likes And who confused himself with Lye Heart
there at the start.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
A lot of people do, a lot of people do,
include himself, you know, and Joe were a lot of
great New Zealanders. And Dame Lisa Carrington with her dog
Colin and reading my punishing book. Bless her, Bless everyone,
God bless them everyone. As Tiny Tim said in the
Christmas Carol, but.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Oh wow, wow, we've gone to nineteenth century literature. This
is the man was always going to have it. It
was always going to have it at some point, God
help us.

Speaker 15 (56:41):
It's Mat and Jey's Madden, Jerry is Maten, Jerry Marten Jy.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
The Mat Jury, Sick to Last Mad and Jerry Show
Live from Hagley Oval, Mash He's in attendance and Karen
Reid brought to us by Wolfbrook as ye.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Karen read in association with Wolfbrook is sitting beside me
right now.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Yeah, it's beautiful day. What a great day. Hagley OVAL's
turned it on for you boys. I put it out
to you, Mandy like second to last show. You've got
to come to christ Yeah, you know, get in a
spa and then this happens.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Mate, I apologize, Well, we actually we actually had a
good evening out, didn't we last night? Karen Read in
association with Wolfbrook. We we we were dining our fresco
so beautiful down by the river last night. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful spot. And then suddenly that suddenly came through and
everyone that we looked around one point, everyone had disappeared,

(57:48):
the streets that we've been buzzing and everyone it was
like one knew something we didn't.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
And doesn't take much actually having a beautiful Yeah, everyone's
out there having a great time, and then suddenly it's empty.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
It's like the worst ever just came to the party.
Everybody goes, oh god, that person's arrived at the party. Yeah,
Joel Harrison, nothing's going to be fun anymore. Let's go,
let's all get it.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah. But we were talking extensively last night about how
great Christich is at the moment. It's really really in
good spot. It's it's a great city. It's a fun city.
There's so much happening here. It's so much building and positivity.
And when that stadium gets finished, where that stadium is.
It's going to be a game change, to tell.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
He made it as unbelievable as you say, like it
is changing the game, which I'm loving, like being a
proud Cantabrian and you know every time people come down.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
From pop so no, it's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
But actually i'm here, I've got some allegations. I think
we just need to clear up. Yeah, mate, I know
you're not going to be here for much longer, and
so I've been holding on to this for a long time.
I didn't want to make you feel bad. But twenty
nineteen World Cup, you remember we got got beat down

(59:04):
by England in the semi final and do you remember
sending that text to me the day before?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
It was just a bit of stratis.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
So I didn't I couldn't really bring myself to say
that it was the reason we lost. But you're leaving
us now made us like, man, I'm gonna shoot in
the guts right now, sitting in the back. Yeah, and
you had it killed me ruined. I don't know what

(59:34):
to do it because we can remember what it was,
can we do? We remember?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Was it was he giving you some advice for It
was something about territory. Oh god, Oh my god. This
is a person who's never played a rugby game before
and he's sending you through a text on strategy.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
And it's just just sent ripples through the team, demoralized everyone.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
It's changed my entire pregame. This is the problem and
probably got in my head. Oh no, and as we
all know, it didn't work out right for us. So
I just need I needed to get off my chees.
I've been it's been sitting there for a long time.
So that's a bit of a down of that. So
I have to take the full weight of the twenty nineteen.

(01:00:16):
Then you can move on, get out of here and
taught me a coper.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I take it. There was me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
It's all on me. I'll take it weight of the nation.
That was me. I just had an idea of something
that I thought Karen might not have noticed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yep, and just fight it through.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
Can I just say, in your defense, though, matis, last
night we were us three jury. You came in late
up sharp, but we went out for a be a lot.
We were saying before, and it is hard not to
talk rugby with your Karen as I even found myself
slipping into that situation. So, Maddie, I do feel for
you slightly. I think that sending out a text twenty
four hours before a game is not the worst thing
to do. But it sounds like this has really been
the thing that the lost us the twenty nineteen Milk Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
So it looks like it was.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
I'll give you you a jue, mate, Yes, it cost
us the world. But the great thing, well, and for
credit to the type of man you are, mate, is
you did send the text twenty four hours later, you know, apologizing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I got my son's wrong on this.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
One, you know, so I think you got to give
you a credit for that, right, Yeah, took you Jews,
yeah yeah, yeah, and so apologies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I knew this this victory was going to turn into
a mere culpa at some point, but yeah, that that
twenty ninety and it's on me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
It's interesting that you you finally come out and see this, Karen,
because I've had the suspicion now for what is it,
five years, because I remember at the time, I remember
saying I'm going to Taos, Karen. I've had an idea, Kar,
I've had an idea. I can't remember exactly what his
idea was, but I said, be very careful here, mate,
be so so you see what you should have done.

(01:01:50):
It's taken him out to a yaki niku and just
fed me copious amounts of beef.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Is what Jerry did that before the first gaming at Saga's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
And look how well you guys did. This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
That's what you do, Matt. You feed them beef.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
You feed them beef. You don't text them advice. I
feed them a soult of cash before Well maybe that'll
help moving forward. Yeah, yeah, all right, Hey, thanks Karen,
thanks for coming. You're gonna maybe hang around for the podcast.
I can probably do, mate, Thanks buddy. Yeah, So the
big show tomorrow, Matt's last show on Radio Hurdacke. It'll

(01:02:23):
be a lot of things. I imagine it'll be emotional.
It'll also be a lot of apologies for a lot
of things that it's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Good to get the big one out of the way
before the last year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well you might think this is the big one. I
think there's another bigger ones as well. There might be
some special guests of people that you might need to
to their face, which is going to be quite interesting.
So make sure you tune in tomorrow for the last
ever Matt and Jerry show on Radio Hurdacke. We're going
to do a podcast now that's going to be out
at eleven am on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your pods.
They have a lovely day to day and we'll see

(01:02:55):
you tomorrow on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Your boys.

Speaker 12 (01:03:03):
Hold weekday mining sub six until night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
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(01:03:34):
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(01:03:55):
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